The T Factor [CLARISSA (CAL) WINS]

[T*]

-Kicks Shuryl in the ****-

*holds back caitliqua for dear life whilst she kicks and screams at shuryl*

[Shaun]

-Kicks Shuryl in the ****-
Ah've been wiv sormany black men tha a foot just dunnae do it for me anny more pet, but thanks for havin' a bash doon there

[T*]

Ah've been wiv sormany black men tha a foot just dunnae do it for me anny more pet, but thanks for havin' a bash doon there

How do you sit down without swallowing up the chair with your fruit loop?!

[T*]

Now for a the 4th act before the final act!

[LukeB]

this is the 4th? i thought there was 5

[T*]

ACT 4:
Luke Bola- My humps
iEe_eraFWWs

[Cal.]

Thought these were meant to be a secret?

[T*]

this is the 4th? i thought there was 5
http://media.giphy.com/media/mU8n50YDdNRQI/giphy.gif
I have lost my ability to count

[Ninastar]

Sorry but that was just awful. Great song choice, but really, you destroyed it.

[Liam-]

Tune!

[T*]

Well, I thought it was great.. Until will.i.am stole the microphone and ruined the song for you
http://media.giphy.com/media/mU8n50YDdNRQI/giphy.gif

[Shaun]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/e3bc16d09fa3a424d35a4780deb6a617/tumblr_nbzyiy3V8t1qm5c6yo8_500.gif

Common Mel Z, lets give this moody lezza a good time forra cheenge!

MistaBola ah thort yaz did just fine and ah horp peoples at hoam pick up their fawns... and pre-ordah Onlee Hewman on eye tunes!

[T*]

here is the final act

[T*]

Act 5:
N/A- I like big butts
SYyd0dvNNXU

[Ninastar]

-gets on table and does the splits-

Now this is something I can enjoy. Brilliant performance! Best of the night so far!

[T*]

http://media.giphy.com/media/Tr0ZiGVi2GWlO/giphy.gif
Absolutely fantastic performance, You aced it!

[Cal.]

wheres the twist

[T*]

wheres the twist

The results show is tomorrow, That's when a twist could take place..

[T*]

SHuryl, are you asleep?

[T*]

Alright, That concludes tonights show! Tomorrow night the acts will continue! Sorry if this has been a bit of a messy launch but it is going to get MUCH MUCH better! Get ready for a great season!

[Jake.]

http://i.imgur.com/iMYY3R5s.jpg

[Cal.]

Where were the good acts

there was only one tonight

[Liam-]

Not here for Shudyl leaving half way through.

[Shaun]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/bcc2c1190c9c188f9b4623f2102fee78/tumblr_nbelfe8ZeN1r34jaio2_500.gif

Ah'm sorree but ah cannee tolereet artists on this shore gettin song titals wrong

[Cal.]

Baby Got Back bitches

[T*]

I was sure it was Baby got Back and then I looked at the Yt vid and was like 'Oh, i must be mistaken'

[T*]

I'd just like to say that I'm going through some issues and trying to fix them ASAP (E.g inactive people.....) So this weeks second show could be postponed to next week but it depends. That is the last resort.

[Cal.]

Why? Whose inactive?

[Liam-]

Those damn inactives ruining things :fist:

[T*]

Why? Whose inactive?

Those damn inactives ruining things :fist:

you can find out 1 by looking at my page

[T*]

this is most likely going to be postponed

[Liam-]

:fist:

[Cal.]

The game or the show?

[T*]

The game or the show?

The 2nd show

[Cal.]

Okay.

[T*]

it's very ****ing annoying tbh

[Liam-]

Not here for people holding the game up.

[LukeB]

have you got their songs?

[T*]

have you their songs?

nope

[T*]

If I have to, Tonight I shall just do the results for yesterdays group or something, does that sound alright?

[Amy Jade]

Not here for people holding the game up.

Judges yesterday and contestants today.

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/proxy/3SRiH9uCAd3-X5ujqmPF9QONIJ_AxGFgzTFs-wtNUsrd8rihde81sMuVTUcss9sxqngdvOAP5uuJdOvQchpHWWq OFjZv1TaDOWwdxKfYvIS8O-v5He0RTPa2i027agyBd-aIJtgJWEafapZyWLCPebmD1ANmUVD-=w200-h150-nc

[Liam-]

Absolutely shameful :hmph:

[T*]

Judges yesterday and contestants today.

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/proxy/3SRiH9uCAd3-X5ujqmPF9QONIJ_AxGFgzTFs-wtNUsrd8rihde81sMuVTUcss9sxqngdvOAP5uuJdOvQchpHWWq OFjZv1TaDOWwdxKfYvIS8O-v5He0RTPa2i027agyBd-aIJtgJWEafapZyWLCPebmD1ANmUVD-=w200-h150-nc

such success
very wow
much participation

[T*]

I still need 1 more replacement before I can eject the other

[Liam-]

You're kicking people out of the game? :laugh:

[LukeB]

frankie cocozza

[michael21]

I still need 1 more replacement before I can eject the other

the it factor of tibb is here :dance::dance::dance::dance:

[T*]

I'll wait 10 mins for the ICB thing to finish

[Cal.]

Sooo excited

[Cal.]

I hate everything about everything

[Jake.]

so when will the others be revealed?

[T*]

so when will the others be revealed?

next week because of the inactivity; But I have 2 new players coming next week

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/QeXvMWu.png
Results Show #1
Judges, Are you here?

[Liam-]

I'm not a judge but I'm here, I count too :fist:

[Cal.]

im here

[T*]

ACT 1:
Clarissa Myra-Chanteuses - Anaconda
LDZX4ooRsWs

ACT 2:
Ermm Mitzee- Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
vNVguvNE7qc

Act 2:
Raven Amour- Fat bottomed girls

VMnjF1O4eH0

ACT 4:
Luke Bola- My humps
iEe_eraFWWs

Act 5:
N/A- I like big butts
SYyd0dvNNXU

Recap for everyone & Ammi :love:

[T*]

Whilst Ammi takes a look at last nights act, I'll announce whats happening tonight. This is the first half Result show as the second half of the acts have been postponed due to 3 people being inactive.

[T*]

Tonight, One of you goes.

[Ammi]

..thank you Tom..we're just judging on music vids..?..

[Shaun]

hello hello sorry *finds gifs*

[T*]

..thank you Tom..we're just judging on music vids..?..

Yes, FOr round 1 :amazed:

[T*]

Ammi, Would you like to comment on the past acts or do you want to cut to the chase and announce the results with the rest of us? :love:

[T*]

Let's get started, Shall we?

[Liam-]

Yaaas let's get this going :amazed:

[LukeB]

:worry:

[Ammi]

...they seemed to be all tacky choreography and very little performance so I think the quicker we move on from the butt and humps week the better, Tom and just get to voting them all off....

[T*]

Judges, Contestants are usually booted off by forum vote.. That is not the case for Round 1. You will need to choose 1 contestant to send packing and exit The T Factor

[T*]

...they seemed to be all tacky choreography and very little performance so I think the quicker we move on from the butt and humps week the better, Tom and just get to voting them all off....

:laugh: :lovedup:

[Liam-]

Ammi :love:

[T*]

ACT 1:
Clarissa Myra-Chanteuses - Anaconda
LDZX4ooRsWs

ACT 2:
Ermm Mitzee- Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
vNVguvNE7qc

Act 2:
Raven Amour- Fat bottomed girls

VMnjF1O4eH0

ACT 4:
Luke Bola- My humps
iEe_eraFWWs

Act 5:
N/A- I like big butts
SYyd0dvNNXU

1: Clarissa Myra Chantueses
2: Ermm Mitzee
3: Raven Amour
4: Luke Bola
5: N/A (no act name given)

[Cal.]

How? All 5 judges could choose a separate act.

[Shaun]

do we just say now

[T*]

How? All 5 judges could choose a separate act.

Theres only 3 of us tonight

[T*]

do we just say now

Yes, or discuss with Ammi and I

[T*]

http://static.tvgcdn.net/MediaBin/Content/110620/News/1_mon/110620thetalk_sharonosbourne1.jpg
I indeed liked most of them. Raven Amour's was strange, but the one that stuck out like a sore thumb and the act i'm sending home tonight is......
Ermm Mitzee

[Cal.]

oop

[Shaun]

http://lukewilliamsgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Cheryl-Cole-Send-A-Massive-F-Bomb-Message-To-Simon-Cowell-When-He-Sacked-Her-From-The-US-X-Factor.gif

Tha act ah'm gonna have t' send hoam is t' woan wit nor name leik, course yaz didn't even get t' song titals rite an ah fort it were a ded obvious choys

[T*]

Shammin, Who are you going to send packing?

[Ammi]

..I usually like big butts but tonight N/A, you sounded more like a halibut so I'm afraid that I have to send you home....

[Liam-]

Shammin :joker:

[T*]

The Person being sent home tonight is...
NIAMH! (N/a)

[T*]

tough luck Niamh :sad:

[Liam-]

Niamh! :shocked:

[Ammi]

..ooop..:sad:...


http://24.media.tumblr.com/1f3f4ca1053f4d19f4a4c2b50f6c91e9/tumblr_mlc3r8LSiK1s7r5iqo1_500.gif..tho Niamh....

[Shaun]

http://i48.tinypic.com/11i32vm.gif

Praps a bettah neem woulda bin N/A/\/\H t' beyonist leik

[Jake.]

Ha bye Niamh

[LukeB]

sorry to see you go niamh

but well done
1: Clarissa Myra Chantueses
2: Ermm Mitzee
3: Raven Amour
4: Luke Bola
:clap1:

[Cal.]

Can we reveal who we are?

[T*]

Myra, Raven, Luke, Ermm. Would you like your Identities to be revealed? (they will be anyway)

[T*]

Myra is...
Cal/Who Is She? !

[Shaun]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90rsgKrEN1rds9wzo1_400.gif

Ah wondaz who Luke Bola is

[T*]

Raven is...
LiamPRW!

[Liam-]

:smug:

[Ammi]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90rsgKrEN1rds9wzo1_400.gif

Ah wondaz who Luke Bola is

..Sticks, I reckon...

[T*]

Ermm is..
StupidHoe!

[Ninastar]

-strolls in drunk-

so what have i missed?

[T*]

Luke is...
Josy! (Just kidding)

LukeB!

[T*]

-strolls in drunk-

so what have i missed?

Well we all had to vote someone out
you missed it

[Liam-]

Well I never! :shocked:

[Cal.]

http://i1068.photobucket.com/albums/u453/callumjames14/clarissamyra_zps27cd19ff.jpg
(Clarissa Myra's signature is over the top of her photo - she can't write tho so it's just squiggly lines!)
Hiya. My name's Clarissa Myra-Chanteuses. I was born in 1990 (I'm 24). I was found in a bin outside Asda. A relative of mine passed away like ten years ago too. I do love my sister too, she’s who I dedicate my performances too. I was considering entering the army when I left high school but didn’t, so feel sorry for me please. I had a dog, but it died. At the end of the day I’m just an ordinary girl trying to make it big in the music business, but like my parents, I don’t know them and that’s sad isn’t it? Does it make you sad yet? Don’t forget that if I go to live shows I can ***** this out to the newspapers and make big money. Oh and I love shaking my booty to distract myself from my **** life. Oh, I was on drugs for a bit in 2007. I slept with a guy for money so I’m basically a full on hooker turned record selling artist.

[Ninastar]

lmao ^

I know who my new fave is

[LukeB]

Well I never! :shocked:

:fist:

[T*]

Thats it for this week!

[Liam-]

You didn't tell me we had to write a bio! :hmph:

[T*]

You didn't tell me we had to write a bio! :hmph:

you didn't
cal just did
It'd be cool if you did though

[Cal.]

Bc Clarissa Myra-Chanteuses is the standout star

[Liam-]

lmao ^

I know who my new fave is

I hope you enjoyed my rendition of the Queen classic! :smug:

[Niamh.]

lol sorry Tom I didn't I was supposed to pick a name and stuff :laugh:

[LukeB]

what happens if someone quits?

[T*]

Are you ****ing kidding me luke

[Natalie.]

:o

[Liam-]

That aint on.

[LukeB]

Are you ****ing kidding me luke

I was just asking a question, doesn't mean i'm quitting

is it be rude to luke day or something

but https://33.media.tumblr.com/8e1123f3afb5e12b26d7e17f72b14620/tumblr_ncvvpxthLu1s609pno1_500.gif

I'm not planning on quitting

[T*]

why were you asking? :suspect:

[LukeB]

just wanted to know if they will get replaced or something,i'm not planning on quitting

[T*]

Okay, this is at 9:30 but we're only having 4 acts but 1 more tomorrow just before the results.

[T*]

And Conzors has been ejected :idc:

[T*]

Who's here then :pipe:

[T*]

This shall start at 9:45

[LukeB]

And Conzors has been ejected :idc:

why?

[Liam-]

I'm here

[LukeB]

Conzors been taking some drugs behind the scenes :think:

[LukeB]

my x factor intro
https://31.media.tumblr.com/538035f57e848c860abf66afdadf716e/tumblr_inline_n8xs7l8tg01r2tty9.gif

[T*]

why?

Inactivity. I'm not having it.

[Liam-]

Here for Thomas being ruthless

[T*]

Judges are you here? :love:

[LukeB]

do i need to be here? I'm not performing :(

[T*]

do i need to be here? I'm not performing :(

No, but it would be nice if you could make comments on your competition :amazed: You can be in the audience

[Amy Jade]

Gucci

[T*]

if 2 or more judges are not here in 5 minutes, all acts shall be posted regardless

[T*]

well this is beginning to look like a waste of time :idc:

[Amy Jade]

Shaun and Ammi are online I think.

[Cal.]

Tom they'll show up

[T*]

...

[T*]

The acts shall be posted now.

[T*]

Mitchell tomissodesperate Mitchell (include all of this including this bracket in my stage name please thanks)- Willy Bum Bum
NIfDFiQCxKo

[Liam-]

:laugh2:

[T*]

http://media.giphy.com/media/10Y0ZrdgQOfnZS/giphy.gif

Dear god have i gone back to Year 7? That's the target audience for that song. Terrible, But Original.

[Amy Jade]

What have I just watched

[Shaun]

https://poppitcher.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/1sfn8o.gif

Ah Michelle ah thought yaz woar incriddible, ya rilly captured tha emortion of the song

[T*]

Jake James- Bootylicious
xIyYnnUcgeMc

[LukeB]

:joker: waits for ofcom

[T*]

http://media.giphy.com/media/mU8n50YDdNRQI/giphy.gif
I ****ing loved that, I cannot handle how good that was. Great job :clap1:

[Liam-]

Damn, someone brought out Destiny's Child :clap1:

[Shaun]

http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/disapoint/grand/v48412.gif

Ah cannae hear a thing leik, the youchoob videeor wurn twerkin

But Jaic ah think yaz are dead fit an ah hoap yaz are seef

[T*]

http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/disapoint/grand/v48412.gif

Ah cannae hear a thing leik, the youchoob videeor wurn twerkin

But Jaic ah think yaz are dead fit an ah hoap yaz are seef

it worked for me!

[T*]

Josiah Stuart- Booty
nxtIRArhVD4

[Shaun]

Aye will we ornly got tha intanet in 2008 tho so I forgive yaz

[Shaun]

http://cheryl-online.net/gallery/albums/GIFs/X%20Factor/Season%205/510x001.gif

Joe Sire ah dirrent rilly leik yer song choys burrah thought ya performince woar outstandin'. Ah dirrent nor yaz can move leik that, ya've got us all flustered!

[T*]

http://media.giphy.com/media/hWB5fDDSVCik/giphy.gif
(im running low on sharon gifs so here idc)

It was alright and then Iggy turned up and I really wouldn't mind if she got ebola and dissapeared from the pop world so theres that

[T*]

there was no act name so i made one up for her/him temporarilyMorris E- Thong songOai1V7kaFBk

[T*]

I really liked that blast from the past, you werked it hard and you were outstanding! Well done!

[Shaun]

http://cheryl-online.net/gallery/albums/GIFs/X%20Factor/Season%205%20Auditions/506x0013.gif

Can we go ta another judge leik ah'm too emorsh'n'all to talk to yaz

[T*]

anyway join us tomorrow for the final act for R1 and the results

[Cal.]

Clarissa Myra-Chanteuses not getting any airtime:worry:

I expect ratings to suffer.

[LukeB]

thought this was on today?

[T*]

Oh ****- Forgot to add that all 4 people are through due to a newplayer being inactive. I shall PM you all tomorrow night with the theme of the song you will all have to write. Apologies for any inconviences! Next weeks shows will be done properly with titles, and little special tid bits, rather than the quite messy start we've had <3

[Natalie.]

We have to write it>

[T*]

We have to write it>

Don't worry, all will come clear when you recieve the pm

[Jake.]

?

[LukeB]

please don't say this is a weekly game?

that makes me want to quit tbf,

[T*]

please don't say this is a weekly game?

that makes me want to quit tbf,
I said it about a hundred times :umm2:

[Liam-]

It was always advertised as a weekly game :laugh:

[T*]

PM's go out tonight, keep your eyes peeled;)

[LukeB]

:idc: well my game is doomed, I can't write a song to save my life

[Natalie.]

I'm the same Luke :laugh:

[LukeB]

I'm the same Luke :laugh:

I probably end up not writing a song because nothing is coming to me, i'm not a song writer, i never done a song in my life :laugh:

[Natalie.]

I just did a few lines this morning and sent it in :worry: it's rubbish :laugh:

[Liam-]

I still haven't finished my song :worry:

[LukeB]

I have not even started :worry:

All i got is

Snake Snake Snake

[Liam-]

I hate writing stuff, i have no imagination or rhythm whatsoever :hmph:

[Cal.]

Mine was ****:laugh:

[LukeB]

I hate writing stuff, i have no imagination or rhythm whatsoever :hmph:

Sabotaging task :fist:

[Jake.]

Can't wait to see these entries!

[Amy Jade]

I havent done anything. When is the cut off? after X Factor?

[Liam-]

I'm actually quite proud of mine, even though it took me forever to come up with an idea :flutter:

[T*]

This will be on @ whenever X factor finishes

[Natalie.]

don't show mine :worry:

[LukeB]

:fist: I got

Snake Snake Snake
Fake Fake Fake

I'm writing a song about Elimination (when I say I'm writing really I mean trying too)

[T*]

don't show mine :worry:

I will, I personally though yours was hilarious :love:

[Cal.]

Mine was such a mess:umm2:

The chorus is based on Britney's 'Slave 4 U' but the verses weren't so it's messy af

[T*]

I am actually really pleased about the effort thats been put in some of these, great job, this'll be a great show :love:

[Liam-]

I based mine off of an already existing song :umm2:

[T*]

I based mine off of an already existing song :umm2:

And?..

[Liam-]

Oh, i thought the way everyone was describing theirs that we weren't meant to do that.. ignore me :joker:

[Amy Jade]

I was going to sing mine but I couldn't find an app to do it :(

[Cal.]

Please say this is going ahead on time.

[Amy Jade]

Please say this is going ahead on time.

This

[Amy Jade]

Tom isn't online

[Cal.]

I'll be host-

Clarissa Myra-Chanteuses wins.

[T*]

Let's get started..

[T*]

Tom isn't online

I'll be host-

Clarissa Myra-Chanteuses wins.

X Factor just finished

[Cal.]

X Factor just finished

Clarissa still wins tho

[Amy Jade]

Mitzeeee is the underdog

[T*]

Anyway.. Each contestant was given a brief- to write a song on TiBB's recent happenings. This could be Forum Games, incidents, or more infamously- 'The Weavening'. Yep. We're taking a serious incident from the forum and parodying it.
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

http://i.imgur.com/uj1CHgd.png

[Amy Jade]

I used all three ha

[Cal.]

The Weavening?:suspect:

[T*]

Song 1- MoMo Mary Sprinkles (Morrissey)
MoMo is a 45 year old ex magicians assistant who became addicted to jelly babies and lost her house and probably her mind.Don't approach her unless you have jelly babies and none of that yellow baby crap.

[T*]

[WHISPERING] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T WRITE SONGS TOM

[SCREAMING]AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH I CAN'T WRITE SONGS TOM

-2 madonna lookalikes banging the drums-

In the land of tibb, where creatures come to chat
where arguments can go down at the drop of a hat
there were a group of people called the weaves
who had gifs up their sleeves
they were very naughty and now they're BANNED

[SCREAMING]AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH I CAN'T WRITE SONGS TOM

[WHISPERING] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T WRITE SONGS TOM

[Cal.]

What is this iconicness?

[Liam-]

Amazing :laugh2:

[T*]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/20533daf93508dcdbf89c4a46b4509c3/tumblr_msgar1eiw11qbshgko5_500.gif
When this was sent to me I nearly spat out my lucky charms and it weirdly mademe cry from laughing. It's short, but it's sweet. Very well done MoMo

[Mitchell]

Do we have to change personas every week :o

[T*]

Do we have to change personas every week :o

Oh god no.

[Cal.]

Clarissa Myra-Chanteuses ain't going nowhere.

[T*]

Where's that bitch Shaun? -taps watch-

[Liam-]

Not the judges being late again.

[T*]

Oh yeah, the public is voting tonight :dazzler:

[Liam-]

Oh welp, seeya.

[Natalie.]

:laugh: thank you

[Amy Jade]

Oh welp, seeya.

My thoughts exactly.

[Cal.]

Whose up next?

[T*]

Act 2- Clarissa Myra-Chanteuses
http://i1068.photobucket.com/albums/u453/callumjames14/clarissamyra_zps27cd19ff.jpg
I was six year’s old. Six year’s old. I was found in a bin outside Asda. A relative of mine passed away like ten years ago too. I do love my sister too, she’s who I dedicate my performances too. I was considering entering the army when I left high school but didn’t, so feel sorry for me please. I had a dog, but it died. At the end of the day I’m just an ordinary girl trying to make it big in the music business, but like my parents, I don’t know them and that’s sad isn’t it? Does it make you sad yet? Don’t forget that if I go to live shows I can ***** this out to the newspapers and make big money. Oh and I love shaking my booty to distract myself from my **** life. Oh, I was on drugs for a bit in 2007. I slept with a guy for money so I’m basically a full on hooker turned record selling artist.

[T*]

I'm A TiBB Member, yeah bitch
The runner up was Pothuthic (Mitch)
It was good, yeah it was good,
Marsh didn't seem to love living in the woods,

Chorus-
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
Don't pick me for a bush tucker trial,
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
It may include snakes and crocodiles.

It started off with a bang,
Camp Croc Creek, and the Camel Toe gang,
In Coyote Cave the players were divided,
The viewers vote was how their fate was decided,

Chorus-
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
Don't pick me for a bush tucker trial,
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
It may include snakes and crocodiles.

LiamPRW was out first,
Maybe he was hated, or it was the embarrassing thirst,
But Conzors swiftly followed,
And the rest of the camp wallowed.

Chorus-
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
Don't pick me for a bush tucker trial,
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
It may include snakes and crocodiles.

What followed was a series of eliminations,
Some arguing and a bit of procrastination,
Until we were left with just the three,
Shaun, a bit of Pothuthic and who could forget Le Freak?

Chorus-
I'm...A..TiBB Member, for you
Don't pick me for a bush tucker trial,
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
It may include snakes and crocodiles.

It was the final night,
Everyone was celebrating with delight,
As Shaun finished in third, securing the final two,
Pothuthic came 2nd, and Le Freak won, like you do.

Chorus x3-
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
Don't pick me for a bush tucker trial,
I'm...A TiBB Member, for you
It may include snakes and crocodiles.

[Cal.]

#1 on iTunes Chart already

[T*]

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1356767/thumbs/o-SHARON-OSBOURNE-DANCING-WITH-THE-STARS-570.jpg?6
beautiful. i am moist

[Cal.]

not really omg its worse than i thought:umm2:

[Liam-]

I just noticed there's a spelling mistake in my song, Thomas, can i resend you it with the mistake changed? :sad:

[Cal.]

Clarissa Myra-Chanteuses' performance would basically be a re-hash of Britney's 2001 Performance, with the snake around her neck.

[Amy Jade]

If I survive til next week I am deffo singing haha

[Natalie.]

brilliantly done

[Cal.]

Clarissa Myra-Chanteuses getting the Misha B treatment?

[Liam-]

Embarrassing thirst? bitch please.

[Cal.]

Embarrassing thirst? bitch please.

Clarissa Myra-Chanteuses is not impressed.

[T*]

I just noticed there's a spelling mistake in my song, Thomas, can i resend you it with the mistake changed? :sad:

HURRY UP
YOu're after the next act :fist:

[Amy Jade]

http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/kate-upton-boobs.gif?w=650

me getting ready for my performance

[T*]

Act 3- Mitchell Mitchell
They have not supplied a backstory, so in the meantime, enjoy this gif of ShaTom! Osbourne
http://i581.photobucket.com/albums/ss251/caz_25/Decorated%20images/sharon-osbourne-500.gif

[T*]

In the tune to Le Freak by Chic, the song is called 'Le Freak, What The Feck', it's based on Le Freak robbing me of victory, it's sort of a song which features the song le freak, it's similar to songs such as 'Dont tell em'.

Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!

Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!

In the jungle he was quite amaze.
But he robbed Pothuthic of his place
Pothuthic should've been number one
But people voted for him Hun.

In the jungle it was quite cold
Even if MB got quite old
He's called 'Le Freak', it's really Alex by the way
I could fight about slush all day.

Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!

Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!

When he won everyone frowned
Except the weaves who were let out from the pound
Here's the truth, beating me was crime
I'll get him back sometime

Him and Liam I ship ahoy
Even if both of them are boys
To the crowds they are adored
Most of this is a joke, Alex has no flaws

Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!

Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!

Now freak
I said freak
Now freak

When he won everyone frowned
Except the weaves who were let out from the pound
Here's the truth, beating me was crime
I'll get him back sometime

Him and Liam I ship ahoy
Even if both of them are boys
To the crowds they are adored
Most of this is a joke, Alex has no flaws

Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!

Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!

Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!

[Cal.]

Iconic

[Natalie.]

fabulous work

[Liam-]

Flawless.

[Jake.]

Great so far, iTunes has crashed from the surge of downloads :clap1:

(actually am embarassed about mine)

[Amy Jade]

http://gifpinner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/here-is-an-important-gif-of-kate-upton-bouncing-clapping-guyism-1391622999g4k8n.gif

[T*]

Great song Mitchell, but theres just one thing
Alex has no flaws
http://24.media.tumblr.com/5c8adfd1966d7e059caa223e6f7c9779/tumblr_msg010qBBm1qf5do9o1_400.gif
(jk alex)

[T*]

next up is tonights final act before 4 more perform tomorrow.

[Cal.]

whyyyyyyy

[Amy Jade]

Just do them all tonight!!!

[Cal.]

When are the results then?

Wish we could all perform tonight and results tomorrow.

[Shaun]

Song 1- MoMo Mary Sprinkles (Morrissey)
MoMo is a 45 year old ex magicians assistant who became addicted to jelly babies and lost her house and probably her mind.Don't approach her unless you have jelly babies and none of that yellow baby crap.

[WHISPERING] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T WRITE SONGS TOM

[SCREAMING]AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH I CAN'T WRITE SONGS TOM

-2 madonna lookalikes banging the drums-

In the land of tibb, where creatures come to chat
where arguments can go down at the drop of a hat
there were a group of people called the weaves
who had gifs up their sleeves
they were very naughty and now they're BANNED

[SCREAMING]AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH I CAN'T WRITE SONGS TOM

[WHISPERING] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T WRITE SONGS TOM

http://38.media.tumblr.com/1c3b97d32bf3d386e2a62cca26da9bfd/tumblr_nee8p2Pf7P1s609pno1_500.gif

*looks at paper to remember your name*

Ah, moremore! Yahz gorra rilly eerie, spooky torn to yuh voys, yuh gave us chills leik. That sounds a lot leik tha matirrial off mah new albin - Ornlee Cumin - so ah'm totalee supportive of yuhz an' ah hope yore wivvus next week pet.

Act 2- Clarissa Myra-Chanteuses
http://i1068.photobucket.com/albums/u453/callumjames14/clarissamyra_zps27cd19ff.jpg
I was six year’s old. Six year’s old. I was found in a bin outside Asda. A relative of mine passed away like ten years ago too. I do love my sister too, she’s who I dedicate my performances too. I was considering entering the army when I left high school but didn’t, so feel sorry for me please. I had a dog, but it died. At the end of the day I’m just an ordinary girl trying to make it big in the music business, but like my parents, I don’t know them and that’s sad isn’t it? Does it make you sad yet? Don’t forget that if I go to live shows I can ***** this out to the newspapers and make big money. Oh and I love shaking my booty to distract myself from my **** life. Oh, I was on drugs for a bit in 2007. I slept with a guy for money so I’m basically a full on hooker turned record selling artist.

I'm A TiBB Member, yeah bitch
The runner up was Pothuthic (Mitch)
It was good, yeah it was good,
Marsh didn't seem to love living in the woods,

Chorus-
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
Don't pick me for a bush tucker trial,
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
It may include snakes and crocodiles.

It started off with a bang,
Camp Croc Creek, and the Camel Toe gang,
In Coyote Cave the players were divided,
The viewers vote was how their fate was decided,

Chorus-
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
Don't pick me for a bush tucker trial,
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
It may include snakes and crocodiles.

LiamPRW was out first,
Maybe he was hated, or it was the embarrassing thirst,
But Conzors swiftly followed,
And the rest of the camp wallowed.

Chorus-
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
Don't pick me for a bush tucker trial,
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
It may include snakes and crocodiles.

What followed was a series of eliminations,
Some arguing and a bit of procrastination,
Until we were left with just the three,
Shaun, a bit of Pothuthic and who could forget Le Freak?

Chorus-
I'm...A..TiBB Member, for you
Don't pick me for a bush tucker trial,
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
It may include snakes and crocodiles.

It was the final night,
Everyone was celebrating with delight,
As Shaun finished in third, securing the final two,
Pothuthic came 2nd, and Le Freak won, like you do.

Chorus x3-
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
Don't pick me for a bush tucker trial,
I'm...A TiBB Member, for you
It may include snakes and crocodiles.

http://h11.abload.de/img/cheryl-i-cant-gifnbkuw.gif

Ah Clarissa fafocks seek pet! What waz yuh thinkin' wearin' that kimono on tha x facta steege? Ah had a front seat view of yah minge for three minnets, and lerrus tells ya, your song weren't tha onlee bush tucker on show t'neet

[T*]

whyyyyyyy

Luke hasn't done a song yet so we have to split it into 2 performing shows :idc:

[Liam-]

Ffs Luke, you've had a week :fist:

[Amy Jade]

I did mine really late today because I have been busy. No excuses Luke :nono:

[Shaun]

http://oi56.tinypic.com/2dbulv8.jpg

ah'm not even gorra respond to Middle Middle's song since 'e sims t've forgotten that there was a pleer called Shaun in tha' geem too, the fokin moppet

[Cal.]

http://h11.abload.de/img/cheryl-i-cant-gifnbkuw.gif

Ah Clarissa fafocks seek pet! What waz yuh thinkin' wearin' that kimono on tha x facta steege? Ah had a front seat view of yah minge for three minnets, and lerrus tells ya, your song weren't tha onlee bush tucker on show t'neet

http://www.abload.de/img/rachel21ssr27.gif

[Liam-]

I did research for days about it, all you had to do was pick a song and change the lyrics around to suit it.. that's all i did anyway :bored:

[T*]

Act 4- Raven Amour
Raven Amour, a 23 year old American with Latin decent who became a British citizen in 2002, fathered by the front man of the famous Spanish rock group 'Paellaella' and mothered by famous American supermodel Tyra Banks, her childhood growing up in the Bronx which added to her already fiery Latina attitude caused her to get into some trouble at an early age, having been excluded from school at age 15 for drumming a booty popping beat on her then science teachers shiny bald head.

Moving to the UK with her family in 2002 saw her have a fest start and a new beginning, where she enrolled into the Brit school, where she unfortunately went on to get expelled for poking Adele in the belly and asking her to recite her famous catchphrase 'computer says no' in herself her first international expulsion and a punch from the Grammy award winner herself.

Now she is living in London, taking part in the T Factor hoping to break into the music business, in the hopes of one day being able to meet the likes of Justin Bieber and One Direction in order to nut punch them so hard, they lose consciousness and fall into a deep, deep coma.

[LukeB]

Ffs Luke, you've had a week :fist:

:fist: I'm not a song writer

[Cal.]

Luke has shown a really poor attitude to the game so far anyway - saying he'll quit/he wouldn't have signed up if he'd known it was a weekly game and then blatantly admitting he hadn't attempted to write his song last night. Not on:nono:

[Amy Jade]

:fist: I'm not a song writer

None of us are.

[T*]

Luke, I'm unsure what to do with you.. How much have you written so far?