The T Factor [CLARISSA (CAL) WINS]

[Liam-]

Act 4- Raven Amour
Raven Amour, a 23 year old American with Latin decent who became a British citizen in 2002, fathered by the front man of the famous Spanish rock group 'Paellaella' and mothered by famous American supermodel Tyra Banks, her childhood growing up in the Bronx which added to her already fiery Latina attitude caused her to get into some trouble at an early age, having been excluded from school at age 15 for drumming a booty popping beat on her then science teachers shiny bald head.

Moving to the UK with her family in 2002 saw her have a fest start and a new beginning, where she enrolled into the Brit school, where she unfortunately went on to get expelled for poking Adele in the belly and asking her to recite her famous catchphrase 'computer says no' in herself her first international expulsion and a punch from the Grammy award winner herself.

Now she is living in London, taking part in the T Factor hoping to break into the music business, in the hopes of one day being able to meet the likes of Justin Bieber and One Direction in order to nut punch them so hard, they lose consciousness and fall into a deep, deep coma.

I sent you another one earlier without the mistake :fist:

But still, flawless.

[LukeB]

Luke has shown a really poor attitude to the game so far anyway - saying he'll quit/he wouldn't have signed up if he'd known it was a weekly game and then blatantly admitting he hadn't attempted to write his song last night. Not on:nono:

I quit, then joined again, I never said i was going to quit, i was just asking, I forgot it was a weekly tbh, I write some of it, to a cheryl song

[LukeB]

Luke, I'm unsure what to do with you.. How much have you written so far?

just one verse

[Liam-]

Umm, can we ignore Luke for a minute and focus on Raven pls, tyvm.

[Cal.]

OMG just bloody write it:rolleyes:

[Amy Jade]

Is it over now?

[T*]

92cwKCU8Z5c
The Mods Banned Them All

We don't wanna talk
About things we've gone through
Though it hurt to read
It is history
They've played all their cards
This is what it's come to
Nothing more to say
No more games to play

The Mods banned them all
They're losers standing small
A minor victory
That was their destiny

They were on the site
Thinking that they ran it
They figured it made sense
Causing great offense
But they didn't know
Josy would find out
they looked a fool
Breaking all the rules

The mods got to work
Their force as cold as ice
As someone way down here
I had no idea

The mods banned them all
The losers had to fall
Some won't come back again
We won't complain

Tell me, how does it feel
To be social pariahs
Does it feel the same
Now no-one says your name?
Somewhere deep inside
Your memories shall remain
But what can I say?
Rules must be obeyed

The mods could decide
To throw it all aside
Spectators all will know
The answer should be no
When some come back again
A lover or a friend
A big deal or a small
The mods had banned them all

We don't wanna talk
Because you made us feel low
They should understand
They need to shake our hands
And apologize
If it made us feel bad
It made no sense
No-one can defend
But you see
The mods banned them all
The mods banned them all...

[Cal.]

tl;dr x

[T*]

just one verse

That isn't good enough, Sorry. I did say to send me a song by Saturday.
I'm going to ask Shaun for his opinion on wether you should remain in The T Factor.

[Cal.]

I'm joking, it is a good song Raven

[Cal.]

Ask Clarissa instead Tom.

[Liam-]

Abbatastic imo :flutter:

[T*]

Ask Clarissa instead Tom.

I'll ask everyone reading- How do you solve a problem like Luke?

[Cal.]

I'll ask everyone reading- How do you solve a problem like Luke?

Let Clarissa win.

But seriously tell him you need it by the end of the rest of the songs or he's gone tbh.

[LukeB]

well I've finished the song now, no need to be rude tom :idc:

[Liam-]

I'll ask everyone reading- How do you solve a problem like Luke?

If he's not even going to try like everyone else is, then i see no point in him continuing really.

[Natalie.]

Loved that Abba twist :love:

[Amy Jade]

Aww guys give Luke a chance. He was really worried about this week.

[Liam-]

Loved that Abba twist :love:

Yaas, thanks bae, you stanning? :love:

[T*]

well I've finished the song now, no need to be rude tom :idc:

Send it now then..

[Shaun]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/81ab29c4c66d01dec4af886b937d9a20/tumblr_inline_mqeu5kwctA1qz4rgp.gif

Oh Reevin... you've touched us leik. Ah mean backsteege in the lavvies, ya tried to coppa feel of ma kebab, but on t' show t'neet as well :love: Yuh've done miss Tyra proud pet

[Cal.]

Aww guys give Luke a chance. He was really worried about this week.

So was Clarissa but she still got up there and stole the nation's hearts.

[T*]

Act 5- Jake James
I'm Jake, and I go by my stage name of Jake James.

I've always liked singing since I was a kid, but I never thought I'd be here today. I didn't have the best of upbringings really, I mean both of my parents died in a pretty nasty zoo accident when I was five (some monkey escaped from the cage), but also I wasn't able to go on the school ski trip to Alaska, which ended up making me feel slightly depressed.

Right before my mother passed, she told me that if a show named The T Factor was to come about in around fourteen years time then I should definetly go for it... And that's why I'm here, so I can finally have the money to go skiing.

After I made it through last week (I know we all did but it still is great to say), I was really excited to start writing my own song for this weeks theme. I'm hoping that the judges get what's it all about and enjoy my funny-ish take on it. I'd hate to be out of the competition this early when I've got so much to provide.

[LukeB]

Aww guys give Luke a chance. He was really worried about this week.

thank you!

I'm not being made out I done it purpose, now i've been rushed now i'm cringing out my song, so it's ****

[Amy Jade]

videos are going to leak of Clarissa and Raven happy slapping old people and setting fireworks off up cats bums in the next few weeks

[T*]

But seriously tell him you need it by the end of the rest of the songs or he's gone tbh.

I will do this.

[T*]

Pretty Thick

Verse [1]:
I'm not stupid and I've dealt with trolls before,
But all of your latest antics are becoming such a chore.
Have you lot honestly not got something else to do?
Go outside, read a book.. Just stop acting like you're two.

Bridge [1]:
Dear God, this sure can't be for real...
Have you not all got dreams that you could fulfill?

Chorus:
I think it's time that you shut that laptop down,
And run along and turn those frowns upsidedown.
The stalkings creepy and you're all still on a ban,
So I'm guessing that put an end to your 'masterplan'.

Verse [2]:
Uploading pics to Twitter and making fake accounts,
Thought I'd miss a few of you, must have been a miscount.
All going out of your way to make others unhappy,
Yet you come across as pretty thick, bet you're still in pampers nappies.

Bridge [2]:
Breathe in and out, relax and chill...
Time to move on, and pay your bill...

Chorus [x2]:
I think it's time that you shut that laptop down,
And run along and turn those frowns upsidedown.
The stalkings creepy and you're all still on a ban,
So I'm guessing that put an end to your 'masterplan'.

[Liam-]

videos are going to leak of Clarissa and Raven happy slapping old people and setting fireworks off up cats bums in the next few weeks

Raven is a lady :nono:

Clarissa's femininity is still in question tho, so i can see why you're confused.

[Natalie.]

Yaas, thanks bae, you stanning? :love:

Definitely :smug:

[Liam-]

Jake James :clap2:

[T*]

I loved that, Jake. You could be the next JoJo tbh

[Jake.]

I don't know who JoJo is but thank you very much

[Natalie.]

That was beautiful Jake

[Cal.]

Clarissa is the next Marilyn Monroe.

[Cal.]

Iconic.

[Liam-]

Umm excuse me ShaTom! you didn't praise Raven you mess.

[Cal.]

And Clarissa got 'I am moist' from ShaTom and something about minges from Sheryl:nono:

[T*]

Umm excuse me ShaTom! you didn't praise Raven you mess.

I had to run upstairs to get changed
But yeah your song was well good

[Liam-]

I had to run upstairs to get changed
But yeah your song was well good

Stop drinking and you won't piss yourself every 5 minutes then :idc:

But thank you, it means a lot to Raven <3

[Shaun]

http://www.thenug.com/sites/default/pub/081914/thenug-0l9pYl9IX2.gif

Jeek get tha fock off t' steege ya depressin' fockin' babby

[T*]

Act 6- Luke Bola
No backstory given so enjoy this picture the the meanwhile.
https://i.imgur.com/OI9Rvei.jpg

[LukeB]

can we get my awful rushed song out of the way

[T*]

Snake Snake Snake
Snake Snake your a Snake
Snake Snake Snake
Your such a liar liar liar liar liar liar
your such a liar liar liar liar liar liar

first we play hoh
then we nominate
then people get really angry
then we play pov

in order to survive
you have to float around
in order survive
you have to competitions
in order to survive
you have to lie
in order to survive
you have to backdoor
in order to survive

[Liam-]

Is this Luke Bola fella contagious? *sprays disinfectant*

[LukeB]

dies with embarrassment

[Jake.]

Is this Luke Bola fella contagious? *sprays disinfectant*

no but his entry is

#voteoutluke

[T*]

http://static.tvgcdn.net/MediaBin/Content/110620/News/1_mon/110620thetalk_sharonosbourne1.jpg
...
Take it away, JoJo!
s8LIRtPnuA8

[Amy Jade]

Good effort Luke at least you tried!

[Natalie.]

I liked it Luke!

[LukeB]

Good effort Luke at least you tried!

thanks

[Liam-]

Snake Snake Snake
Snake Snake your a Snake
Snake Snake Snake
Your such a liar liar liar liar liar liar
your such a liar liar liar liar liar liar

first we play hoh
then we nominate
then people get really angry
then we play pov

in order to survive
you have to float around
in order survive
you have to competitions
in order to survive
you have to lie
in order to survive
you have to backdoor
in order to survive

Put this with some Sherzy tunage and It would be proper decent actually.

[LukeB]

I liked it Luke!

thanks:laugh:

[T*]

Act #7
Mitzeeeee

Mitzeeee is a 21 years old. she always had a love for music and her claim to fame is briefly dating Harry Styles. Her passions are shopping, make up and charity work for sick animals.

Her cat is dying.

[Amy Jade]

Classy Mitzeeee :love:

[Liam-]

Mitzeeeee :lovedup:

[T*]

tA8AfQaUnXM
I keep logging into Tibb every day
cus I need my daily fix of BB
Shaun hosts In Cold Blood its pretty neat
killer please, spare me cus I'm only 16

The weaves they got kicked out
they were being pretty mean
stirring up shïť that nobody needs
They never figured on Josy
she found their secret out
Sophiee turned out to be that Stacey clown
with them gone Ammi will remain Tibbs most loved Queen

Arista had to go through hell to find himself cheap red grapes
Liam shared Jake Simms nakeds
Marsh loves Jake's bum hole
yes he 'shipped Jakes bum hole

I keep logging into Tibb every day
cus I need my daily fix of BB
Shaun hosts In Cold Blood its pretty neat
killer please, spare me cus I'm only 16

I keep logging into Tibb every day
cus I need my daily fix of BB
Shaun hosts In Cold Blood its pretty neat
killer please, spare me cus I'm only 16

Bens off on Holiday, we miss him every day
Tibb needs it's resident elderly gay
Who was Mollie anyway?

Jarrod loves Taylor Swift but I really hate that bïțch
am I the only one who thinks Shake It Off is shîț?
Don't listen to me I stan Katie Hopkins

I keep logging into Tibb every day
cus I need my daily fix of BB
Shaun hosts In Cold Blood its pretty neat
killer please, spare me cus I'm only 16

Ammi loves Audrey
Nina loves Gaga
Tom he loves JPop
Shaun loves his music baby

Jake. he loves Lily
Who Is She? loves Nikki
Scott he loves all peens
Raph loves LukeB babyyyyy

I keep logging into Tibb every day
cus I need my daily fix of BB
Shaun hosts In Cold Blood its pretty neat
killer please, spare me cus I'm only 16

I keeeeeep loggin on to Tibb everyday
cus I neeeed somethin to do with my day
and at most I'm wasting my teen years away
but i can't help but log in every day.

[Liam-]

Winner right there :clap1:

[Natalie.]

I smell a top charting song

[T*]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/cec9d32b397b766e68b7a4590b352be6/tumblr_msgar1eiw11qbshgko4_500.gif
Loved that!

[Cal.]

Mitzeeee:love:

[Liam-]

One little discrepancy, i didn't share the nudes, people shared them to me.. but otherwise flawless.. especially the Raph line :love: :clap2:

[Amy Jade]

awww thanks guys, I tried to fit as many of you in as possible

[T*]

(also I just discovered that I have miscounted, Unfortunately there will be no Act #8 tonight as Josiah hasn't sent anything in or even posted in here..)

[T*]

Votes shall open in a bit! :love:

[Amy Jade]

Liam you sent me a link to them that's all I meant :)

[LukeB]

:joker: good song

[Liam-]

Liam you sent me a link to them that's all I meant :)

Oh yeah, i remember doing that now.. good times :flutter:

[LukeB]

I was hoping for LukeB loves Cheryl baby :flutter: but hey ho good song

[Liam-]

(also I just discovered that I have miscounted, Unfortunately there will be no Act #8 tonight as Josiah hasn't sent anything in or even posted in here..)

You can't even count now? useless :fist:

[Jake.]

These :lovedup:

[Liam-]

They were all so much better than i thought they would be :love:

[Amy Jade]

Where is the public vote?

[T*]

Song 1- MoMo Mary Sprinkles (Morrissey)
MoMo is a 45 year old ex magicians assistant who became addicted to jelly babies and lost her house and probably her mind.Don't approach her unless you have jelly babies and none of that yellow baby crap.

[WHISPERING] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T WRITE SONGS TOM

[SCREAMING]AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH I CAN'T WRITE SONGS TOM

-2 madonna lookalikes banging the drums-

In the land of tibb, where creatures come to chat
where arguments can go down at the drop of a hat
there were a group of people called the weaves
who had gifs up their sleeves
they were very naughty and now they're BANNED

[SCREAMING]AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH I CAN'T WRITE SONGS TOM

[WHISPERING] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T WRITE SONGS TOM

Act 2- Clarissa Myra-Chanteuses
http://i1068.photobucket.com/albums/u453/callumjames14/clarissamyra_zps27cd19ff.jpg
I was six year’s old. Six year’s old. I was found in a bin outside Asda. A relative of mine passed away like ten years ago too. I do love my sister too, she’s who I dedicate my performances too. I was considering entering the army when I left high school but didn’t, so feel sorry for me please. I had a dog, but it died. At the end of the day I’m just an ordinary girl trying to make it big in the music business, but like my parents, I don’t know them and that’s sad isn’t it? Does it make you sad yet? Don’t forget that if I go to live shows I can ***** this out to the newspapers and make big money. Oh and I love shaking my booty to distract myself from my **** life. Oh, I was on drugs for a bit in 2007. I slept with a guy for money so I’m basically a full on hooker turned record selling artist.

I'm A TiBB Member, yeah bitch
The runner up was Pothuthic (Mitch)
It was good, yeah it was good,
Marsh didn't seem to love living in the woods,

Chorus-
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
Don't pick me for a bush tucker trial,
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
It may include snakes and crocodiles.

It started off with a bang,
Camp Croc Creek, and the Camel Toe gang,
In Coyote Cave the players were divided,
The viewers vote was how their fate was decided,

Chorus-
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
Don't pick me for a bush tucker trial,
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
It may include snakes and crocodiles.

LiamPRW was out first,
Maybe he was hated, or it was the embarrassing thirst,
But Conzors swiftly followed,
And the rest of the camp wallowed.

Chorus-
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
Don't pick me for a bush tucker trial,
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
It may include snakes and crocodiles.

What followed was a series of eliminations,
Some arguing and a bit of procrastination,
Until we were left with just the three,
Shaun, a bit of Pothuthic and who could forget Le Freak?

Chorus-
I'm...A..TiBB Member, for you
Don't pick me for a bush tucker trial,
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
It may include snakes and crocodiles.

It was the final night,
Everyone was celebrating with delight,
As Shaun finished in third, securing the final two,
Pothuthic came 2nd, and Le Freak won, like you do.

Chorus x3-
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
Don't pick me for a bush tucker trial,
I'm...A TiBB Member, for you
It may include snakes and crocodiles.

Act 3- Mitchell Mitchell
They have not supplied a backstory, so in the meantime, enjoy this gif of ShaTom! Osbourne
http://i581.photobucket.com/albums/ss251/caz_25/Decorated%20images/sharon-osbourne-500.gif

In the tune to Le Freak by Chic, the song is called 'Le Freak, What The Feck', it's based on Le Freak robbing me of victory, it's sort of a song which features the song le freak, it's similar to songs such as 'Dont tell em'.

Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!

Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!

In the jungle he was quite amaze.
But he robbed Pothuthic of his place
Pothuthic should've been number one
But people voted for him Hun.

In the jungle it was quite cold
Even if MB got quite old
He's called 'Le Freak', it's really Alex by the way
I could fight about slush all day.

Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!

Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!

When he won everyone frowned
Except the weaves who were let out from the pound
Here's the truth, beating me was crime
I'll get him back sometime

Him and Liam I ship ahoy
Even if both of them are boys
To the crowds they are adored
Most of this is a joke, Alex has no flaws

Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!

Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!

Now freak
I said freak
Now freak

When he won everyone frowned
Except the weaves who were let out from the pound
Here's the truth, beating me was crime
I'll get him back sometime

Him and Liam I ship ahoy
Even if both of them are boys
To the crowds they are adored
Most of this is a joke, Alex has no flaws

Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!

Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!

Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!

Act 4- Raven Amour
Raven Amour, a 23 year old American with Latin decent who became a British citizen in 2002, fathered by the front man of the famous Spanish rock group 'Paellaella' and mothered by famous American supermodel Tyra Banks, her childhood growing up in the Bronx which added to her already fiery Latina attitude caused her to get into some trouble at an early age, having been excluded from school at age 15 for drumming a booty popping beat on her then science teachers shiny bald head.

Moving to the UK with her family in 2002 saw her have a fest start and a new beginning, where she enrolled into the Brit school, where she unfortunately went on to get expelled for poking Adele in the belly and asking her to recite her famous catchphrase 'computer says no' in herself her first international expulsion and a punch from the Grammy award winner herself.

Now she is living in London, taking part in the T Factor hoping to break into the music business, in the hopes of one day being able to meet the likes of Justin Bieber and One Direction in order to nut punch them so hard, they lose consciousness and fall into a deep, deep coma.

92cwKCU8Z5c
The Mods Banned Them All

We don't wanna talk
About things we've gone through
Though it hurt to read
It is history
They've played all their cards
This is what it's come to
Nothing more to say
No more games to play

The Mods banned them all
They're losers standing small
A minor victory
That was their destiny

They were on the site
Thinking that they ran it
They figured it made sense
Causing great offense
But they didn't know
Josy would find out
they looked a fool
Breaking all the rules

The mods got to work
Their force as cold as ice
As someone way down here
I had no idea

The mods banned them all
The losers had to fall
Some won't come back again
We won't complain

Tell me, how does it feel
To be social pariahs
Does it feel the same
Now no-one says your name?
Somewhere deep inside
Your memories shall remain
But what can I say?
Rules must be obeyed

The mods could decide
To throw it all aside
Spectators all will know
The answer should be no
When some come back again
A lover or a friend
A big deal or a small
The mods had banned them all

We don't wanna talk
Because you made us feel low
They should understand
They need to shake our hands
And apologize
If it made us feel bad
It made no sense
No-one can defend
But you see
The mods banned them all
The mods banned them all...

Act 5- Jake James
I'm Jake, and I go by my stage name of Jake James.

I've always liked singing since I was a kid, but I never thought I'd be here today. I didn't have the best of upbringings really, I mean both of my parents died in a pretty nasty zoo accident when I was five (some monkey escaped from the cage), but also I wasn't able to go on the school ski trip to Alaska, which ended up making me feel slightly depressed.

Right before my mother passed, she told me that if a show named The T Factor was to come about in around fourteen years time then I should definetly go for it... And that's why I'm here, so I can finally have the money to go skiing.

After I made it through last week (I know we all did but it still is great to say), I was really excited to start writing my own song for this weeks theme. I'm hoping that the judges get what's it all about and enjoy my funny-ish take on it. I'd hate to be out of the competition this early when I've got so much to provide.

Pretty Thick

Verse [1]:
I'm not stupid and I've dealt with trolls before,
But all of your latest antics are becoming such a chore.
Have you lot honestly not got something else to do?
Go outside, read a book.. Just stop acting like you're two.

Bridge [1]:
Dear God, this sure can't be for real...
Have you not all got dreams that you could fulfill?

Chorus:
I think it's time that you shut that laptop down,
And run along and turn those frowns upsidedown.
The stalkings creepy and you're all still on a ban,
So I'm guessing that put an end to your 'masterplan'.

Verse [2]:
Uploading pics to Twitter and making fake accounts,
Thought I'd miss a few of you, must have been a miscount.
All going out of your way to make others unhappy,
Yet you come across as pretty thick, bet you're still in pampers nappies.

Bridge [2]:
Breathe in and out, relax and chill...
Time to move on, and pay your bill...

Chorus [x2]:
I think it's time that you shut that laptop down,
And run along and turn those frowns upsidedown.
The stalkings creepy and you're all still on a ban,
So I'm guessing that put an end to your 'masterplan'.

Act 6- Luke Bola
No backstory given so enjoy this picture the the meanwhile.
https://i.imgur.com/OI9Rvei.jpg

Snake Snake Snake
Snake Snake your a Snake
Snake Snake Snake
Your such a liar liar liar liar liar liar
your such a liar liar liar liar liar liar

first we play hoh
then we nominate
then people get really angry
then we play pov

in order to survive
you have to float around
in order survive
you have to competitions
in order to survive
you have to lie
in order to survive
you have to backdoor
in order to survive

Act #7
Mitzeeeee

Mitzeeee is a 21 years old. she always had a love for music and her claim to fame is briefly dating Harry Styles. Her passions are shopping, make up and charity work for sick animals.

Her cat is dying.

tA8AfQaUnXM
I keep logging into Tibb every day
cus I need my daily fix of BB
Shaun hosts In Cold Blood its pretty neat
killer please, spare me cus I'm only 16

The weaves they got kicked out
they were being pretty mean
stirring up shïť that nobody needs
They never figured on Josy
she found their secret out
Sophiee turned out to be that Stacey clown
with them gone Ammi will remain Tibbs most loved Queen

Arista had to go through hell to find himself cheap red grapes
Liam shared Jake Simms nakeds
Marsh loves Jake's bum hole
yes he 'shipped Jakes bum hole

I keep logging into Tibb every day
cus I need my daily fix of BB
Shaun hosts In Cold Blood its pretty neat
killer please, spare me cus I'm only 16

I keep logging into Tibb every day
cus I need my daily fix of BB
Shaun hosts In Cold Blood its pretty neat
killer please, spare me cus I'm only 16

Bens off on Holiday, we miss him every day
Tibb needs it's resident elderly gay
Who was Mollie anyway?

Jarrod loves Taylor Swift but I really hate that bïțch
am I the only one who thinks Shake It Off is shîț?
Don't listen to me I stan Katie Hopkins

I keep logging into Tibb every day
cus I need my daily fix of BB
Shaun hosts In Cold Blood its pretty neat
killer please, spare me cus I'm only 16

Ammi loves Audrey
Nina loves Gaga
Tom he loves JPop
Shaun loves his music baby

Jake. he loves Lily
Who Is She? loves Nikki
Scott he loves all peens
Raph loves LukeB babyyyyy

I keep logging into Tibb every day
cus I need my daily fix of BB
Shaun hosts In Cold Blood its pretty neat
killer please, spare me cus I'm only 16

I keeeeeep loggin on to Tibb everyday
cus I neeeed somethin to do with my day
and at most I'm wasting my teen years away
but i can't help but log in every day.

TO VOTE- PLEASE PM ME THE ACT YOU WANT TO SAVE BY 7pm TOMORROW!

[Amy Jade]

Ohhh I thought there was a poll haha

gl everyone

[Liam-]

Thomas, what if no-one votes? :worry:

[T*]

Thomas, what if no-one votes? :worry:

I will stab you in the throat
that's what'll happen
(no but really, if no-one does then it'll go to the judges)

[Liam-]

I will stab you in the throat
that's what'll happen
(no but really, if no-one does then it'll go to the judges)

Eli teas :hehe:

[Shaun]

Snake Snake Snake
Snake Snake your a Snake
Snake Snake Snake
Your such a liar liar liar liar liar liar
your such a liar liar liar liar liar liar

first we play hoh
then we nominate
then people get really angry
then we play pov

in order to survive
you have to float around
in order survive
you have to competitions
in order to survive
you have to lie
in order to survive
you have to backdoor
in order to survive

https://38.media.tumblr.com/5b931dabdcadc39dc453ba33aac28c7b/tumblr_mwkxo3NqHs1s609pno1_500.gif

At times Look ya remind us of a wee Ronan Keetin', ya've got sucha wee with words an' tha performince woar t' best of t' seerees

[LukeB]

:flutter:

[Cal.]

Sheryl obviously feels threatened by Clarissa Myra-Chanteuses.

[Cal.]

I will beat yo' ass.

[Cal.]

Fight me one on one Sheryl.

[Cal.]

Then again I ain't black so you won't.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Mitzeeeeeee 2 win

[Mitchell]

I vote for me x

[T*]

Could do with some more votes :pipe:
(Judges you need to PM your votes too <3 )

[Amy Jade]

Mitzeeeeeee 2 win

https://31.media.tumblr.com/596d3d8e05fdfd545fb192f01d0660cb/tumblr_inline_n3u6eiXWV91sz9k55.gif

[Amy Jade]

Could do with some more votes :pipe:
(Judges you need to PM your votes too <3 )

How many have you had?

[T*]

How many have you had?

.....1

[Jake.]

.....1

oop

(I'm not asking people for votes though)

[Amy Jade]

I hope more people vote, it's a shame that peoples effort has been largely ignored.

[Cal.]

Do you want us to campaign so you get more or no?

[T*]

Do you want us to campaign so you get more or no?

If you want to :love:

[T*]

I need a lot more votes.

[Liam-]

How many have you had?

[Amy Jade]

Tom you should do a seperate thread, post the songs and add a poll.

[Liam-]

What Amy said.

[T*]

ah okay

[Liam-]

And if you're going to post the back stories as well, make sure to amend the mistake in mine pls :blush:

[T*]

too late

[T*]

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=267455

[Cal.]

When are the results?

[Cal.]

The person whose eliminated should be given a judging spot, as consolation for being first eliminated.

[T*]

The person whose eliminated should be given a judging spot, as consolation for being first eliminated.

Niamh was first eliminated though
Hi every1 btw <3

[Cal.]

Well whoever eliminated tonight or whatever, either way I'm pretty sure you need to revamp the judges panel before you do anything:laugh:

[T*]

I still can't believe he did that over a hint though :sad:
I wont use italics in the future

[Cal.]

Not just Shaun, your entire panel.

[T*]

Before we start, here's a special opening act treat :love:
J1BCBL7U6Ms

[T*]

Right okay, Let's talk Round 2.

[T*]

In the poll, the following people received no votes and are therefore immune

Clarissa
Jake
Mitchell

Congratulations :love:

[Cal.]

Clarissa Myra-Chanteuses is ecstatic.

[Liam-]

Congrats :love:

[T*]

Mitzeeee recieved 2 votes; but these were an accident and her vts would've cancelled these out anyway. Mitzeeee's song recieved the most praise, congratulations you have gotten the achievement of Song of the Week!

[Jake.]

:clap1:

[Cal.]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp4hy6JKfc1qd8zg3o1_400.gif

[T*]

Adele recieved 1 vote against her, but..
Adele/Liam, You are safe. Congratulations.

[Cal.]

http://oi52.tinypic.com/dy2naw.jpg

[Cal.]

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpgmysewuv1qf4frdo4_250.gif

[Cal.]

Clarissa Myra-Chanteuses beats up 123 staff from T-Factor.

[T*]

And then there were two..

[LukeB]

Clarissa to win :clap1:

[T*]

Morrissey and Luke were neck and neck in the voting, until the final minute. They were going to draw, until I chose who I was going to vote for, and who would be eliminated..
https://33.media.tumblr.com/99f46b472d84c4d952d660d71e3f173a/tumblr_mqcwemriOH1sy00i5o1_500.gif

[T*]

The person with the most votes and therefore eliminated from TTF™ is.....

[T*]

- pauses for suspense-
https://31.media.tumblr.com/304dad7e74553a5ca1b0b31686c81ec3/tumblr_inline_nf57nn48xf1sa0fgf.jpg

[Amy Jade]

Ohhhh song of the week :love:

Thank you

[T*]

LUKE BOLA Luke i'm so sorry :sad:

[Cal.]

wow

[LukeB]

LUKE BOLA Luke i'm so sorry :sad:

http://media.giphy.com/media/tvu370JkIoswg/giphy.gif

[Cal.]

jk saw that coming

[LukeB]

Clarissa too win :clap1:

[Cal.]

Love my fans tbh xoxo

[Cal.]

Clarissa Myra-Chanteuses and Mitzeeee attack bitch in the club, breaking news?

[T*]

Luke, don't go just yet, I have a question..

[LukeB]

ok

[T*]

Luke, Would you like to be part of the 'Jury/Mini Judge' System?

[LukeB]

yeah

[T*]

(you would be essentially a judge and have a say in things :love)
Welcome!

[Cal.]

Just make him a judge bitch, he stans Clarissa.

[T*]

That's it for this week, Round 3 shall be messaged to all you lovelies tomorrow night
https://33.media.tumblr.com/39c8df52c1bcfa29d360e011ecd47d4a/tumblr_nf56irSuSK1refshdo1_400.jpg

[Cal.]

How many rounds is there?

[T*]

How many rounds is there?

3 more after Round 3 I think
https://38.media.tumblr.com/afbcebb2374143493f5d453bd4292ff4/tumblr_n5acdkZr2J1r3gb3zo1_400.gif

[Cal.]

3 more after Round 3 I think
https://38.media.tumblr.com/afbcebb2374143493f5d453bd4292ff4/tumblr_n5acdkZr2J1r3gb3zo1_400.gif

So I'll be winning this time next month x

[T*]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ih1k1AT11r3hbv8o1_500.gif

[Liam-]

What's the next theme? :fist:

[T*]

:hehe:
I hope all of you can be here for saturday, We're going live :devil:

[Liam-]

Tell us the ****ing theme you little ****.

[Marsh.]

Omg, Britney just made me wee. :worry:

[T*]

Not with that attitude :hmph:
And it's a secret until Sat..

[Jake.]

If you could actually let us know when you've decided to change things completely then that'd be great

[LukeB]

Am i still a mini judge

[Liam-]

We don't get time to prepare?.. evil bastard :inamood:

[T*]

yeah luke

[T*]

We don't get time to prepare?.. evil bastard :inamood:

It's not a writing one, dw

[Liam-]

Oh that's alright then :amazed:

[T*]

If you could actually let us know when you've decided to change things completely then that'd be great

It's just this weeks twist :tongue:

[LukeB]

what is the different between the main judges and the mini judges?

[Liam-]

They're less important :fan:

[Amy Jade]

None of the judges turn up anyway and Shaun quit so...

[LukeB]

So am i the only judge? :umm2: I need a judge buddy you know :fist:

[Liam-]

Please don't let LukeB be the only judge, I'd be out next if that was the case :umm2:

[LukeB]

Please don't let LukeB be the only judge, I'd be out next if that was the case :umm2:

it's a public vote :umm2:

[Cal.]

I suggested Tom make up a new judges line-up bc he hasn't got a judge line-up anymore, but I guess this mini-judge twist is just for when there's no judges available (which is all the time).

[Liam-]

it's a public vote :umm2:

Oh yeah..

[LukeB]

Oh yeah..

but not being funny, if your saying im going to vote you out, when i know for sure you will put me isolation :laugh:

[Liam-]

Umm.. you're not a psychic, don't assume things :umm2:

[LukeB]

Umm.. you're not a psychic, don't assume things :umm2:

but didn't you assume i was going to vote you off:laugh:

[T*]

Stop arguing, I don't want this thread to be Lounged :hmph:

[Liam-]

but didn't you assume i was going to vote you off:laugh:

You take things too literally :bored:

[Cal.]

Stop arguing, I don't want this thread to be Lounged :hmph:

It's a game tho

[T*]

It's a game tho

A light hearted one tho :laugh:

[LukeB]

I'm not voting btw, I don't feel comfortable voting to evict,

[Liam-]

I did :hehe:

But it's not going to be vote to eliminate every time.

[T*]

it's vts this week, if all goes to plan
otherwise it will be switched to vte if not enough votes are recieved

[T*]

HERE WE GO!

[Liam-]

**** you, you didn't respond to my question :inamood:

[Cal.]

Clarissa-Myra Chanteuses is ready

[LukeB]

- puts £200 bet on Clarissa-Myra Chanteuses to win -

[Liam-]

Can I just tell you the name of the song that I want to choose? I'm on my phone.

[Amy Jade]

- puts £200 bet on Clarissa-Myra Chanteuses to win -

Oh no not a biased judge :rolleyes:

[T*]

Opening act:
rH8Wg_3NOJQ
(also Luke don't be biased or i'll cut you :fist:)

[Liam-]

Of course he'll be biased, he hates me :bored:

[LukeB]

I said Clarissa-Myra Chanteuses to win after I got asked to be a judge, you didn't tell me the rules :fist:

[Amy Jade]

Just cut him anyway he was always going to be biased. He hates me and Liam :laugh:

[LukeB]

Just cut him anyway he was always going to be biased. He hates me and Liam :laugh:

I don't hate you and liam, Well i like you more then Liam but i don't hate anyone
it's you who dislikes me well i think

[Liam-]

See.. No way will he do anything positive for me, no matter how much i slay :notimpressed:

[LukeB]

See.. No way will he do anything positive for me, no matter how much i slay :notimpressed:

obviously I'm going to be professional.

[Cal.]

wtf is sudden death

[Amy Jade]

I'm tired.

[Liam-]

Tom answer my ****ing question :fist:

[Amy Jade]

obviously I'm going to be professional.

You just said you wanted Cal to win and you hate me and Liam lol

[T*]

Contestants. get ready. You are now going to be taking part in the twist SUDDEN DEATH

The theme shall be posted shortly and then you will all have a couple of minutes to get some ideas and choose your song. You will then be asked to post your song in a random order.
If someone takes your song- too bad. I'd advice choosing a backup song too.

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/bKlhdfr.png
GO! We shall start asking for the acts at 22:54

[Amy Jade]

22 minutes?

[T*]

22:54 is one minute away..

[LukeB]

You just said you wanted Cal to win and you hate me and Liam lol

:shrug:
I don't even hate you and liam, I never even said that,

[T*]

Stop arguing :ninja2:

[Amy Jade]

So do I just post the song?

[LukeB]

No one is arguing :spin:

[T*]

So do I just post the song?

When you are asked- Yes

[Natalie.]

hi

[Amy Jade]

Hi Nat

[T*]

Okay- Let's start

[T*]

Raven
Please post your song

[Liam-]

Umm, who's Adele? :unsure:

[T*]

You..

[Amy Jade]

hahaha

[Liam-]

No hun, I'm Raven

[T*]

idek how I got that confused
Sorry :joker:

[Liam-]

Now that You've got my name right.. enjoy this classic from 1999.

kIDWgqDBNXA

[Amy Jade]

Mitzeeee is eyeing up a pack of extra strength paracetamol and the cheap vodka in Clarissa's dressing room.

[T*]

MITZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Please post your songggggg

[LukeB]

Raven :clap1:

[Amy Jade]

cZaP8qYqYEg

[Liam-]

I didn't know covers were allowed, no justice.

[Amy Jade]

I didn't know covers were allowed, no justice.

It's not in the rules and she sings it flawlessly

[T*]

It also didn't get to number 1 :ninja2:
I'll let it pass though

[Liam-]

It's not in the rules and she sings it flawlessly

That's true.. very well played :clap1:

[Liam-]

Umm no, don't let it pass, she broke the rules, punish ha.

[T*]

-sighs-
Fine, Amy, you will have 1 vote to save taken away from you if you were to be voted for

[Amy Jade]

It also didn't get to number 1 :ninja2:
I'll let it pass though

It did in Italy and New Zealand, I checked before :)

[Cal.]

not here for the host being dictated to, not actually dictating

[T*]

MoMo
Please post your song

[Amy Jade]

wow it is on Wiki it went to number one in 2 countries

[Natalie.]

w24Xd8fVlTU

[Liam-]

Not Tom being easily lead :hehe:

[T*]

I was thinking just #1s in UK amy but okay
nevermind

[Cal.]

Tom if you do take 1 point off Amy then where does it stop? I could blatantly ask if I could go to the final and you could put:

-sighs-

Fine Cal, you can go to the final.

[Liam-]

You just said #1's Thomas, don't be pedantic :hmph:

[Amy Jade]

None of these rules were specified though, it was from 2001 and a number 1 those were the only specifics asked for

[T*]

Amy i just took your punishment away, shut up about it :fist: :laugh:

[T*]

CLARISSA
Please post your song

[Amy Jade]

Ermm don't tell me to shut up for pointing out a flaw, I actually put effort in last week which is more than some people so no need to speak down to me.

[Cal.]

Britney Spears - Oops!...I Did It Again - 13th May 2000
watch?v=CduA0TULnow

[T*]

Ermm don't tell me to shut up for pointing out a flaw, I actually put effort in last week which is more than some people so no need to speak down to me.

I was joking :unsure: :worry:

[Liam-]

Are we doing two songs today or?

[T*]

JAKE
Please post your song

[T*]

you have 7 minutes before it gets bumped to the next person

[Liam-]

Thomas, are we doing one from each decade or just the one song?

[T*]

just one song :ninja2:

[Jake.]

This Robbie Williams classic hit the number one chart position in 1999

yWJzXBNJo1k

[Amy Jade]

I don't think he is online? Should somebody post one for him?

[Jake.]

(She's The One incase you can't wait for the advert to skip)

[Liam-]

Umm Jake..

[Amy Jade]

Oh he is yay

[Liam-]

Is it just me or has he just posted a South Eastern advert?..

[T*]

This Robbie Williams classic hit the number one chart position in 1999

yWJzXBNJo1k

Southeastern Christmas sale - 25% off many standard off-peak tickets is my jam
(but yeah you need to sort that)

[Amy Jade]

haha Jake you've just made my day :laugh:

[Liam-]

:joker:

[T*]

here is jakes song
sVaRHJn_dgM

[Jake.]

How about now?

fNLUe9I4_-w