embarrassing school moments

[LukeB]

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[Liam-]

When i was still in the closet, i was joking around with my friends during our lunch break, just having banter about the attractive female teachers as teenage boys do, so in an attempt to solidify my 'straightness' i declared that i wanted one of my teachers to be my 'dirty Swedish sex toy' even though she wasn't even Swedish for a start.. but as i was saying it, who walked through the doors into the corridor we were in? the exact teacher i was talking about.. i nearly hit the ****ing deck i was so embarrassed, i literally never said anything like that ever again just in case, it was so traumatizing i transferred from her class the next day :facepalm:

[LukeB]

When i was still in the closet, i was joking around with my friends during our lunch break, just having banter about the attractive female teachers as teenage boys do, so in an attempt to solidify my 'straightness' i declared that i wanted one of my teachers to be my 'dirty Swedish sex toy' even though she wasn't even Swedish for a start.. but as i was saying it, who walked through the doors into the corridor we were in? the exact teacher i was talking about.. i nearly hit the ****ing deck i was so embarrassed, i literally never said anything like that ever again just in case, it was so traumatizing i transferred from her class the next day :facepalm:

:laugh: i guess thats worst then calling a teacher mom

[Xtopher]

I threw up on some girl in Science class and I cried shortly after. It was the day after my birthday and I ate a lot the previous day. I laugh at it now but that made me transfer schools back in the day.

[LukeB]

I threw up on some girl in Science class and I cried shortly after. It was the day after my birthday and I ate a lot the previous day. I laugh at it now but that made me transfer schools back in the day.

primary or high school? they transferred you for being sick?

[Xtopher]

primary or high school? they transferred you for being sick?

Schools are different in America so I guess primary. I was 12 at the time. I moved school because I hated that place to begin with and that was the icing on the cake.

[LukeB]

i also had rumours going around me i was hooking up with a hot p.e teacher but it got awkward in p.e

[Liam-]

i also had rumours going around me i was hooking up with a hot p.e teacher but it got awkward in p.e

That's not a bad thing.. apart from the awkwardness, i'd have loved for people to think i was hooking up with our p.e teacher :laugh:

[Samuel.]

Fainted during one of those cheesy health and safety videos. Why was that bitch sticking her bloody hand into that active slicing machinery anyway :fist:

The whole class was all supportive and asking if I were okay in lesson... Then precisely the moment they exited it turned into hilarious gossip.

[LukeB]

That's not a bad thing.. apart from the awkwardness, i'd have loved for people to think i was hooking up with our p.e teacher :laugh:

it was a male one LOL
and i fainted during csi week and he happened to be helping me wake up

[Liam-]

it was a male one LOL
and i fainted during csi week and he happened to be helping me wake up

I gathered :creep:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

accidentally forgot to buy warrior on itunes once in year 9

[LukeB]

I gathered :creep:

;) did you have enrichment week?

[T*]

Schools are different in America so I guess primary. I was 12 at the time. I moved school because I hated that place to begin with and that was the icing on the cake.

literally

[Ammi]

Fainted during one of those cheesy health and safety videos. Why was that bitch sticking her bloody hand into that active slicing machinery anyway :fist:

The whole class was all supportive and asking if I were okay in lesson... Then precisely the moment they exited it turned into hilarious gossip.

..mine was fainting as well in Biology when my tutor dissected a pig's heart ...I so hated Biology..:/...

[Ninastar]

when i pooed myself during a presentation

kidding, i just wanted to beat you all.

[LukeB]

I gathered :creep:

and he was touching me during gymnastics so it kept on getting awkward

[Ammi]

when i pooed myself during a presentation

kidding, i just wanted to beat you all.

..were you presenting..?..

[LukeB]

when i pooed myself during a presentation

kidding, i just wanted to beat you all.

someone did a big fart during their presentation

[Liam-]

and he was touching me during gymnastics so it kept on getting awkward

Omg i would have literally fainted if my p.e teacher touched me, hot rugby playing, blonde surfer boy looks nom

[LukeB]

Omg i would have literally fainted if my p.e teacher touched me, hot rugby playing, blonde surfer boy looks nom

i wanted to cry because it was infront of people who started the rumour, i was thinking can this story get any worst

[Littlegreen]

Random to bump such an old thread but this came to me the other day. Something that has scarred me ever since it happened...

I was quite overweight as a child and young teen so when summer came around I didn't like to remove clothing in school (sweater etc) as I was self-conscious. Anyway this one day in Geography it was BLISTERING hot and I was painfully uncomfortable and sweating like a nun in a pub, and I realised the heat from the plastic chair I was sitting on, was making my arse sweat, and honestly It looked like I had wet myself... guess what - the teacher asked for us to get up and choose partners for a work sheet. So I stayed sat for as long as possible, before this girl came out of nowhere and needed to take my seat as she was working with the person to my left... Oh my god I got up and she noticed the sweat on the chair... she just looked at me like I was downright filth and said aloud "I don't want to sit here there is a wet patch"... I wanted to die.

- ever since whenever I sit down now I get a fear that when I stand there will be a patch left behind. :worry:

[Wizard.]

My trousers were riding up my waist so I went to pull them down but put too much force into it then exposed my pubes to my tutor class :joker:

Also someone pulled my shorts down in the changing room as a "joke" on a day I wasn't wearing boxers and my ass was exposed! So embarrassing.

[Wizard.]

My trousers were riding up my waist so I went to pull them down but put too much force into it then exposed my pubes to my tutor class :joker:

Also someone pulled my shorts down in the changing room as a "joke" on a day I wasn't wearing boxers and my ass was exposed! So embarrassing.

This was in secondary school. In year 1 I peed my self and left a puddle in the toilet and the teacher exposed me in front of my class as the culprit :hehe:

[Babayaro.]

Like five years ago I wasn't feeling too great and went to the toilet. To cut a long story short, I had diarrhoea and when I went to stand up my phone slipped out of my pocket and into the toilet. I hadn't flushed yet. Now I was in a real dilemma. Flush my phone down the toilet or try to reclaim it. I'll let you guess what my decision was. :)

[Jason.]

Like five years ago I wasn't feeling too great and went to the toilet. To cut a long story short, I had diarrhoea and when I went to stand up my phone slipped out of my pocket and into the toilet. I hadn't flushed yet. Now I was in a real dilemma. Flush my phone down the toilet or try to reclaim it. I'll let you guess what my decision was. :)

You went into the toilet like Renton from Trainspotting? :omgno:

[Cal.]

I fainted during sex education in YEAR 11 :skull:

Just cos it's a bit gross int it

[Babayaro.]

You went into the toilet like Renton from Trainspotting? :omgno:

Haven't watched it

[Cal.]

Only cos she was taking about STIs and they make me feel sick

[Ant.]

Only cos she was taking about STIs and they make me feel sick

You got sex ed in Year 11? our sex ed was talking about penises in year 7

[Wizard.]

Like five years ago I wasn't feeling too great and went to the toilet. To cut a long story short, I had diarrhoea and when I went to stand up my phone slipped out of my pocket and into the toilet. I hadn't flushed yet. Now I was in a real dilemma. Flush my phone down the toilet or try to reclaim it. I'll let you guess what my decision was. :)

:joker::joker::joker:

[RileyH]

I fell down the assembly stairs in front of the whole school whilst getting a certificate

[Cal.]

You got sex ed in Year 11? our sex ed was talking about penises in year 7

Idk if it was 'sex ed' the nurse just came and talked about STD's every year but Year 11 seemed to really bother me and made me faint

[Jøsh]

Idk if it was 'sex ed' the nurse just came and talked about STD's every year but Year 11 seemed to really bother me and made me faint

We had Sex Ed in Year 5. Proper Sex Ed.

[Wizard.]

Idk if it was 'sex ed' the nurse just came and talked about STD's every year but Year 11 seemed to really bother me and made me faint

Did she show the blue waffle?

[Cal.]

It weren't even that embarrassing actually I kind of loved the attention

[Babayaro.]

We had Sex Ed in Year 5. Proper Sex Ed.

This sounds alarming.

[Ant.]

Idk if it was 'sex ed' the nurse just came and talked about STD's every year but Year 11 seemed to really bother me and made me faint

Probably because STDs become more relevant as you get older

every year we had a presentation from our IT department about online safety and then the teachers were like "if you send a nude, you're a sex offender. you're a pedophile. you're distributing child porn" and most of the year felt sick and didn't touch themselves for like 2 weeks but we all went back to normal and sent nudes to each other

[Daniel.]

Someone pulled down my pants in PE and everyone saw my cock

[RileyH]

Someone pulled down my pants in PE and everyone saw my cockmess

[Jøsh]

This sounds alarming.

Yes. If I recall correctly, the Year 6s learned about Alcohol and Drugs yet they stopped the whole scheme when I moved into Year 6 :skull:

[Wizard.]

Someone pulled down my pants in PE and everyone saw my cock

ooh wish I was there :bawling:

[Ant.]

Someone pulled down my pants in PE and everyone saw my cock

I will never understand why hetero 12 year old boys do that **** :skull:

[Daniel.]

It was a girl sis

[Babayaro.]

I will never understand why hetero 12 year old boys do that **** :skull:

Not here for this stereotyping

[Ant.]

It was a girl sis

I come from an area where the girls were superior in every aspect and never belittled themselves to such vulgar behaviour, if she was hetero it might make sense but what the ****

(also um we never had boys and girls mix for PE)

[RileyH]

I will never understand why hetero 12 year old boys do that **** :skull:It was a girl sis:joker:

[Owen19]

I fainted and fell back onto the desk behind me in RE in Year 11 (over some gory painting of Jesus) for a good few minutes and the girl sat behind thought I was asleep

Also felt faint during Sex Ed in Year 6 and walked into the wall in front of the whole class and fainted in Year 13 next to the toilets because of a documentary about a girl locked up all her life:skull:

[Ant.]

Not here for this stereotyping

1. 12 year old hetero boys outed me and I hate every single one of them
2. we never had girls and boys mix for PE :skull: so whena lad says someone pulled their pants down in PE i always assumed it's a man because I didnt know boys and girls mixing for PE was a thing

[RileyH]

I come from an area where the girls were superior in every aspect and never belittled themselves to such vulgar behaviour, if she was hetero it might make sense but what the ****

(also um we never had boys and girls mix for PE)complete opposite where I am :skull:

[LaLaLand]

You know when you used to put the chairs on the table at the end of the day? Well in RS we did so one day and I swung around with my bag on my back and knocked the chair off the table...

My teacher had bent down directly in front of me to pick up something and the chair hit her straight on the head. I [and she for that matter] could have died. She looked up at me like she was going to murder me then must have thought "accident" and walk off.

Same teacher bollocked me because I wrote Satanist as an answer to a question asking to name someone who wouldn't believe in God... She was nuts.

I remember though a friend of mine in primary school was a bit ditsy I guess and he would be in a world of his own half of the time. Anyway, back when we did PE in "vest and pants" he walked into the hall with JUST a vest on, had taken his pants off with his trousers and just was totally oblivious. Everyone in the class just creased. Poor guy it still haunts him to this day!

[Ant.]

complete opposite where I am :skull:

the girls are inferior in every aspect and they mix with lads for PE?

[Daniel-X]

Probably when my science stool leg broke (no it wasn't my weight it had been wobbly since the moment I was assigned my seat!) and I went flying backwards, ripped the plug of the fan out and landed in a heap on the floor. Baring in mind I was in set five of eight for science (I was set one or two for everything else!) so it was like 15 'naughty' lads and me and four other girls.

[RileyH]

the girls are inferior in every aspect and they mix with lads for PE?yep, but it's okay at times because gals are way easier for me to get along with tbh

[RileyH]

Probably when my science stool leg broke (no it wasn't my weight it had been wobbly since the moment I was assigned my seat!) and I went flying backwards, ripped the plug of the fan out and landed in a heap on the floor. Baring in mind I was in set five of eight for science (I was set one or two for everything else!) so it was like 15 'naughty' lads and me and four other girls.

hmmm

[Ant.]

Oh I was doing a speech during Mass and said "Jeebus" and a kid laughed and got a detention :skull:

also my balance is ****ing awful so my walk is really off but I felt so nervous when I was leading a Mass because I couldnt use my arms to balance myself and I was carrying a ****ing candle so everyone saw my legs jittering up and down with every step :skull: everyone knows Im disabled so they didn't mind but one guy mentioned it and I Wanted To Die

yep, but it's okay at times because gals are way easier for me to get along with tbh

can't relate, I hated every boy in my school except like 2 and I dated both of them

[RileyH]

can't relate, I hated every boy in my school except like 2 and I dated both of them

you lil hooker :hehe:

and I wouldn't date any guy at my school because they are literally all ugly af and think they're the ****, dated a few of the girls tho :fan:

[Daniel-X]

Can't believe any of you were ever friends with boys. DIRTY! FLITH!

I myself have been a girlie since Y1 since I was put on a table with me and literally the five most popular girls :skull: and they say being gay is nature!

[Owen19]

Just remembered another - in like Year 6 me and my two girl best friends had another falling out (we literally fell out all the time throughout the whole of primary) and after lunch our teacher made the three of us stand up and discuss the issues in front of the whole class before we started any lesson, which thinking about it now definitely wasn't the right thing to do on the teacher's behalf:laugh:

[Ant.]

Can't believe any of you were ever friends with boys. DIRTY! FLITH!

I myself have been a girlie since Y1 since I was put on a table with me and literally the five most popular girls :skull: and they say being gay is nature!

I can confirm gay is nurture, I pressed my tongue against another boys in Reception and since then I was in with the chicks x

it's so fab when girls' parents love you so much they want you to date their daughter and say "god i wish ant was straight x" like bitch dont force heteronormativity on me!

[Will.]

Probably when my science stool leg broke (no it wasn't my weight it had been wobbly since the moment I was assigned my seat!) and I went flying backwards, ripped the plug of the fan out and landed in a heap on the floor. Baring in mind I was in set five of eight for science (I was set one or two for everything else!) so it was like 15 'naughty' lads and me and four other girls.

SCREAMING!

Iconic that sounds like my science set, I was in set 7/7 and it was a scream with all the naughty girls and boys.

[Ant.]

you lil hooker :hehe:

and I wouldn't date any guy at my school because they are literally all ugly af and think they're the ****, dated a few of the girls tho :fan:

ooh get you, casanova! :fan:

honestly one of them was ugly and annoying and it turned out he had a girlfriend and was a closeted bi but it got out because i wanked him off in the chapel and toilet.... so that's another embarrassing moment, especially because people quoted me saying "i cant get it in there" :skull:

Another is cute and kinky

[RileyH]

ooh get you, casanova! :fan:

honestly one of them was ugly and annoying and it turned out he had a girlfriend and was a closeted bi but it got out because i wanked him off in the chapel and toilet.... so that's another embarrassing moment, especially because people quoted me saying "i cant get it in there" :skull:

Another is cute and kinkywow that sounds like something from a tv show :joker:

and the kinky ones are the best :clap1::clap1:

[Will.]

The straight boys in my form (they were hot) would wind me up ALL THE TIME and in assembly because they thought I was a scream and obvs cause I was gay.

I loved the attention but like I tried to sit still as I knew everyone was probs watching so it was kind of embarrassing.

[Wizard.]

When I denounced that I knew what rimming was sealed the deal.

[Ant.]

SCREAMING!

Iconic that sounds like my science set, I was in set 7/7 and it was a scream with all the naughty girls and boys.

I wasn't setted for science but I was with all the bottom sets and there were like 3 of us who were top set and it was such a ****ing howl, a kid broke the ceiling panel like 3 times and there's still holes from the water bottle, one of them had to have a headteachers meeting because they said a teacher couldn't teach and the same girl walked out of physics shouting "YOU CAN'T TEACH"

one of our teachers had a breakdown in front of us I was ****ing screeching we just laughed at her and she recorded a boy kicking off with her so he kicked a stool and stormed off

one of the teachers was a ****ing dream though she just gave up with us and would come out with offensive one-liners like "if you're artistic draw it 3D or if you're autistic draw it like me" honestly I'm so sad that we had to break her roof

[RileyH]

Once in history my teacher asked if I was gay, I said no I'm bi and he said why can't you stick to one gender and walked off. I reported him and he got suspended :fan:

[Will.]

Oh and in extra English (i was too dumb to do 2 international languages) one of the guys asked me if he could ask a serious question and I was so embarssed as I knew he was going to ask if I was gay.

But the teacher was a lesbian so she quickly snapped at her because she knew what he was going to ask!

[Ant.]

nnn I forgot, in Year 10 I mentored the Year 7s at lunchtime, so I was playing games with them and we get to Jenga. The Jenga belonged to the teacher's "sister" (or so she'd have us believe i dont believe ha! slut) but it was like... naughty. It was like, sexy truth Jenga. "Who would you have a threesome with in this room?" type of questions.
My mentee screamed "I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!!!" and that's how I had to confront my teacher about sexy jenga

wow that sounds like something from a tv show :joker:

and the kinky ones are the best :clap1::clap1:

they are but i kinkshamed him without realising Id love to be tied up and went down upon by him :(

[Wizard.]

Once in history my teacher asked if I was gay, I said no I'm bi and he said why can't you stick to one gender and walked off. I reported him and he got suspended :fan:

omg why would a teacher ask you that?

[Ant.]

Once in history my teacher asked if I was gay, I said no I'm bi and he said why can't you stick to one gender and walked off. I reported him and he got suspended :fan:

omg ICONIC

I'm surprised your school didn't allow that our deputies were in a lesbian relationship and a girl mouthed off about it but she didn't even get into trouble :skull:

[RileyH]

omg why would a teacher ask you that?He didn't like me very much because he was a boring old sod and I'd sit at the back of his lessons talking :fan: the thing is he pulled me back after class to ask me that :skull:

[Wizard.]

Oh and in extra English (i was too dumb to do 2 international languages) one of the guys asked me if he could ask a serious question and I was so embarssed as I knew he was going to ask if I was gay.

But the teacher was a lesbian so she quickly snapped at her because she knew what he was going to ask!

A boy once asked if I was gay in the toilet and everyone thought he was gay so I said "I'm not gay" and he said "why can't you just be honest" and I just left because it was dodgy

[Ant.]

wait MESS IT WAS YOUR TEACHER?

My art teacher asked how long I had known I was gay for but when all my art was about pride it was sorta obvious.... and how awkward i was around him

Still ****ing pressed that my tech teacher asked if "gay" offends me. HOW DID YOU KNOW YOU BEACH WHALE

[Ant.]

A boy once asked if I was gay in the toilet and everyone thought he was gay so I said "I'm not gay" and he said "why can't you just be honest" and I just left because it was dodgy

me when i got asked if i was gay in the changing rooms so i had to be like "wtf no ew!" as they continued to talk about how they'd bang the drama teacher. nasty ****s

[RileyH]

nnn I forgot, in Year 10 I mentored the Year 7s at lunchtime, so I was playing games with them and we get to Jenga. The Jenga belonged to the teacher's "sister" (or so she'd have us believe i dont believe ha! slut) but it was like... naughty. It was like, sexy truth Jenga. "Who would you have a threesome with in this room?" type of questions.
My mentee screamed "I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!!!" and that's how I had to confront my teacher about sexy jenga



they are but i kinkshamed him without realising Id love to be tied up and went down upon by him :(speaking of jenga, I knocked it down because I was angry and it smashed a window :facepalm:

and you kinkshaming someone :nono: but that's so me :clap1:

[Daniel.]

I come from an area where the girls were superior in every aspect and never belittled themselves to such vulgar behaviour, if she was hetero it might make sense but what the ****

(also um we never had boys and girls mix for PE)

She was a friend o mine till it exposed me in front of loads of people so I wasnt happy

[reece(:]

California Gurls blasted out on my phone during a full school assembly

MORTIFYING.

[Will.]

A boy once asked if I was gay in the toilet and everyone thought he was gay so I said "I'm not gay" and he said "why can't you just be honest" and I just left because it was dodgy

Howling, the same boy who was going to ask me if I was guy asked me in science if I wanted to suck his dick.

I said no but low-key wanted to as he was hot, but he was straight anyway.

[RileyH]

California Gurls blasted out on my phone during a full school assembly

MORTIFYING.:joker::joker:

at least it's a good song :clap1:

[Will.]

California Gurls blasted out on my phone during a full school assembly

MORTIFYING.

Dwswknswnjsjnwsjwn :skull: :skull:d

[Will.]

Oh that reminds me when Cheryl - Call Me Name blasted out in RE lesson on my phone.

Harrowing experience as the song was so old when it happened.

[Wizard.]

Howling, the same boy who was going to ask me if I was guy asked me in science if I wanted to suck his dick.

I said no but low-key wanted to as he was hot, but he was straight anyway.

i would never do that didn't do anything until I was 18 anyway

[LukeB]

California Gurls blasted out on my phone during a full school assembly

MORTIFYING.

This reminds me when The Promise blasted on my phone during exams because my nan was ringing me :skull:

[RileyH]

A boy once asked if I was gay in the toilet and everyone thought he was gay so I said "I'm not gay" and he said "why can't you just be honest" and I just left because it was dodgymess :hehe:wait MESS IT WAS YOUR TEACHER?

My art teacher asked how long I had known I was gay for but when all my art was about pride it was sorta obvious.... and how awkward i was around him

Still ****ing pressed that my tech teacher asked if "gay" offends me. HOW DID YOU KNOW YOU BEACH WHALEYes and :laugh2:me when i got asked if i was gay in the changing rooms so i had to be like "wtf no ew!" as they continued to talk about how they'd bang the drama teacher. nasty ****swow

[Wizard.]

California Gurls blasted out on my phone during a full school assembly

MORTIFYING.

Reminds me when I rushed into an exam and 15 minutes in realised Nicki Minaj - Pink Friday was blasting through my earphones in my pocket.

[Will.]

i would never do that didn't do anything until I was 18 anyway

Yeah

[Will.]

This reminds me when The Promise blasted on my phone during exams because my nan was ringing me :skull:

Messss :joker::joker::joker:

[RileyH]

Reminds me when I rushed into an exam and 15 minutes in realised Nicki Minaj - Pink Friday was blasting through my earphones in my pocket.wow queen nicki :clap1:

[Ant.]

speaking of jenga, I knocked it down because I was angry and it smashed a window :facepalm:

and you kinkshaming someone :nono: but that's so me :clap1:

MESS how did you smash a window

I don't kinkshame now, I wish I didn't because I wish he'd use an extension lead to tease me, he's really into computers like that x

[Wizard.]

Yeah

I just meant I was scared they would tell someone :hehe:

[Cal.]

Probably when my science stool leg broke (no it wasn't my weight it had been wobbly since the moment I was assigned my seat!) and I went flying backwards, ripped the plug of the fan out and landed in a heap on the floor. Baring in mind I was in set five of eight for science (I was set one or two for everything else!) so it was like 15 'naughty' lads and me and four other girls.

AGESGRDDGFDDF

[RileyH]

MESS how did you smash a window

I don't kinkshame now, I wish I didn't because I wish he'd use an extension lead to tease me, he's really into computers like that xI was really angry :joker:

and once I remember locking my best friends brother in a room because he was hot as **** and we were rope playing and he tied me up with his smart ties [emoji14]

[Cal.]

Mess Hard Out Here by Lily Allen began playing in a Geography lesson and I was like *pouts* so anyway this isn't me.

[Will.]

I shat myself in like year 3 and a teacher had to clean me up, that wasn't really embarssing at the time but looking back it was.

[LukeB]

Messss :joker::joker::joker:

No one knew it was mine but it was hard not to bop to it

[Wizard.]

I shat myself in like year 3 and a teacher had to clean me up, that wasn't really embarssing at the time but looking back it was.

How was that not embarrassing at the time? :joker:

[Ant.]

Mess Hard Out Here by Lily Allen began playing in a Geography lesson and I was like *pouts* so anyway this isn't me.

No one can act like that song wasn't a bop and if they say otherwise delete them

[Will.]

How was that not embarrassing at the time? :joker:

I don't know really! :joker:

[Headie]

Me and my friend were walking home from school and two guys a few years above us were walking home from school as well (one was the brother of a girl in my year) and I could hear this girl's brother behind me keep dragging me and insulting me and saying how annoying and weird I was... so I turned around and was like "I can hear everything you're saying about me, can you **** off???" and they were both just like "O_0 we're talking about the Haydn boy in our year..." and then I remembered there was this weird guy called Haydn a few years above who no one liked and everyone avoided :skull:

[Will.]

Me and my friend were walking home from school and two guys a few years above us were walking home from school as well (one was the brother of a girl in my year) and I could hear this girl's brother behind me keep dragging me and insulting me and saying how annoying and weird I was... so I turned around and was like "I can hear everything you're saying about me, can you **** off???" and they were both just like "O_0 we're talking about the Haydn boy in our year..." and then I remembered there was this weird guy called Haydn a few years above who no one liked and everyone avoided :skull:

Omg :joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Wizard.]

Me and my friend were walking home from school and two guys a few years above us were walking home from school as well (one was the brother of a girl in my year) and I could hear this girl's brother behind me keep dragging me and insulting me and saying how annoying and weird I was... so I turned around and was like "I can hear everything you're saying about me, can you **** off???" and they were both just like "O_0 we're talking about the Haydn boy in our year..." and then I remembered there was this weird guy called Haydn a few years above who no one liked and everyone avoided :skull:

This reminds me of that time when I was friends with this girl but anyway we fell out so one day she got on the bus and sat behind me and I was texting my friend saying "ugh this annoying ginger slag is on my bus AGAIN why does she do this to me" but I didn't know she was reading my text and then later that day she posted an elusive Facebook status with something like "Always watch your back" :skull:

[RileyH]

I remember once I got my mum to say I was sick but for her to do it I had to walk the dog. We walked past the school but HOW CONVENIENT that that is when the dog got of his leash and ran through the fence so I had to run in and get my dog. One of the teachers saw me and began to run at me but thought I was just breaking in, and they didn't realise it was me. Never run so fast in me life.

[Jason.]

I remember halfway through an exam where my desk suddenly collapsed and I was just sat there with a pile of broken wood, while a hundred heads turned and eyes were staring at me. I was moved to another desk and I failed to regain my concentration for the rest of that exam. It was awful.

[T*]

you lucky bugger! When I was 13/14 I kept trying to trigger my epilepsy so my maths teacher would rescue me like the prince he was :lovedup: but were you ok :worry:

THIS is making me cackle omg I'm so sorry it's just like the thought of you sitting in class like flashing your phone torch in your eyes on and off or something has me screaming

[T*]

Um as to embarassing moments once we were playing something stupid in the field and once of the guys pushed me to hard so I fell in an awkward position and my pants just ripped and I had to walk all the way to the changing rooms to get in my kit
It was mortifying walking past people that you know would spread it but literally no one I walked past noticed which I'm glad of
it was just all odd really

[Littlegreen]

I think most of us fancied a teacher, a few times I was caught by classmates eyeballing our personal tutor. But he was in his late twenties and athletic... and I was thirteen and horny. :conf2:

[Braden]

I actually rarely had any embarrassing school moments.

All I can think of is some stupid rumour that went round about how I supposedly had my belly button pierced :joker:

[Smithy]

also my friend told my art teacher i drank bleach so I had to explain that I was trying to build up a resistance to bleach even though that... doesn't work, but I didn't die so


IM SCREAMING. :laugh3:

[Jay28jay2]

In Year 7 I pissed in the pool and you could see :skull:

I've slipped on the floor many times infront of everyone in massive puddles when there was a storm to

[Amy Jade]

I came on once during PE and had white shorts on...