2014 TiBB Lounge™ - Part 8

[Natalie.]

Well that old couple seem to enjoy it

:laugh:

[T*]

Southport >>> St Helens tbh

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

oh

[Shaun]

johnny vegas is from st helens so how about no

[T*]

johnny vegas is from st helens so how about no

We have Lee Mack :hmph:

[Shaun]

that's not doing any favours hun

[T*]

St Helens is much chavvier tho

[Smithy]

smithy remember airport night on kik :flutter:

without a doubt the online highlight of the year

Omg ik!! When I landed at Gatwick I thought about it then remembered your not even on Kik anymore

[Jessica.]

Peggy

[Natalie.]

Listening to The Smiths :love:

[Natalie.]

https://41.media.tumblr.com/b586299d0095adb06a7188736abb0034/tumblr_n9gh67eeLM1rau1q1o1_500.png

[Ammi]

...Soon...

http://i.imgur.com/X9JQVsX.jpg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i am in love with ben from xf

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i have been really really healthy for like 5 days where are my abs

[Smithy]

By really healthy do you mean you haven't eaten pizza

[Tom4784]

Something really weird happened this morning, I woke up and all the curtains in the house were drawn but I can't remember doing it and I've been on my own all weekend. I'm guessing I might have been sleepwalking but I don't think I've ever had a sleepwalking episode before.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i have eaten like 1 bowl of cereal and 1 meal per day and i have been drinking mainly water instead of fizzy stuff

i did have some fried rich from the chinese yesterday though http://i.imgur.com/ABMbUHm.jpg?1

[Smithy]

Poor rich :worry:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

the laugh smilies on the forum are trash

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i want like 5 that can be used to convey varying degrees of amusement

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

and http://www.pirate-punk.net/images/smilies/_rockon.gif

[Smithy]

Atrl smilies >>

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ATRL makes me wish gay hate crimes were a daily occurrence

[Firewire]

heyy

[LukeB]

I keep thinking you are banned firewire because you have no avi :joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

heyy

https://33.media.tumblr.com/babe3af00d2e5d6744a117f04a087f28/tumblr_nd5umc9jTR1rqjc6fo1_500.gif

[Firewire]

I keep thinking you are banned firewire because you have no avi :joker:

i need a new one

[Firewire]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/babe3af00d2e5d6744a117f04a087f28/tumblr_nd5umc9jTR1rqjc6fo1_500.gif

hot

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://media.tumblr.com/6b717d862059382c29547b6fb0d6324c/tumblr_inline_nah2vr9VfC1s0bjz0.gif

[Firewire]

fave gif

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

same

[arista]

http://media.tumblr.com/6b717d862059382c29547b6fb0d6324c/tumblr_inline_nah2vr9VfC1s0bjz0.gif



Get Your Legs In The Air Lady

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

okay i will

[Marsh.]

That's a lady? D:

[arista]

That's a lady? D:


Is it not a Butch Lady?

[Smithy]

Arista you are such a bitch

[Firewire]

That's a lady? D:

no it's a gay

[Marsh.]

Is it not a Butch Lady?

You been hazed! :fan:

[arista]

Something really weird happened this morning, I woke up and all the curtains in the house were drawn but I can't remember doing it and I've been on my own all weekend. I'm guessing I might have been sleepwalking but I don't think I've ever had a sleepwalking episode before.



Yes my Cameras picked you up running naked down the road


Feel The Force

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

no it's a gay

what's the difference

[arista]

You been hazed! :fan:


Shocking

[arista]

Arista you are such a bitch


sure

[Brother Leon]

Anyone know any sites where I can buy a couple cheap train tickets?(to West Bromwich area).

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

just hide in the toilet when the ticket inspector comes through

[Smithy]

Anyone know any sites where I can buy a couple cheap train tickets?(to West Bromwich area).

When for?

[Marc]

virgin is a good one, thetrainline

[LukeB]

Anyone know any sites where I can buy a couple cheap train tickets?(to West Bromwich area).

where are you from? you can only get buses and metro to west bromwich town centre

but you can get a train to hawthorns(10/15 away from the town centre) so try london midlands

there is never any inspectors on trains where i'm from and i live by west brom and catch trains alot

[Marc]

just hide in the toilet when the ticket inspector comes through

Or this.

[Ninastar]

no it's a gay

kill it with fire

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/18/1413664909096_wps_15_While_attempting_to_tell_.jpg


No Down Boy
this is Live

[Marc]

Is that scott

[T*]

Arista why do you always post random news pics
this is the lounge

[Josy]

Arista why do you always post random news pics
this is the lounge

Why do you always question people? this is the lounge people can post what they want within the forum rules :laugh:

[arista]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2798554/weatherman-loses-fought-battle-dog-chewed-leash-live-air.html?ito=social-twitter_mailonline

Video to that Dog and the live weatherman
on above link.


Life In The City.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

is that why i got an infraction for that tiddy slapping gif :glenngu:

[Josy]

is that why i got an infraction for that tiddy slapping gif :glenngu:

Well if it was against the rules that obviously explains your infraction doesn't it..

[Pete.]

Why do you always question people? this is the lounge people can post what they want within the forum rules :laugh:

drag haa

[arista]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0UQcSBCUAAN0_G.jpg


this trending on twitter

I must buy one for Scott

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

does it come in nipple pink

[T*]

Why do you always question people? this is the lounge people can post what they want within the forum rules :laugh:

but literally no one cares x

[T*]

My TV is being a dick so i'm using the one in my Dad's room to play GTA5..
There are so many dead pixels, I want to die.

[Jessica.]

My TV is being a dick so i'm using the one in my Dad's room to play GTA5..
There are so many dead pixels, I want to die.

but literally no one cares x

[LukeB]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/d0f04186bcab1f4ca3087dad7170af98/tumblr_inline_ncc83rI8oK1qhg0kw.gif

[Jessica.]

Hello, Luke, I've been expecting you.

[LukeB]

hi

[T*]

but literally no one cares x

Aw, hun

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

the new little dragon album is so good :flutter:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

kmt i thought that was a double post so i deleted it but it wasn't

[reece(:]

the new little dragon album is so good :flutter:
stan Paris & Klapp Klapp?

[Marsh.]

twitter teas?

:eek:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

stan Paris & Klapp Klapp?

yaaas.gif paris is my fav

well paris or pretty girls

[Jessica.]

kmt

[Marsh.]

kmt

kiss your titties? :umm2:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

but literally no one cares x

[T*]

kmt

sorry i don't want herpes </3

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

5_9C1R7Gi0c

https://33.media.tumblr.com/6ceb7c6357f668b1adc69f61ea5cfd6b/tumblr_mf66e32LP21qd5kk6o1_400.gif

[Glenn.]

What is :glenngu:

[Jessica.]

What is :glenngu:

A picture of you? Idk.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

that pic that you sent into starz

[Marc]

Try ignoring me, I dare you :smug:

[Marsh.]

People attention seeking with their ignore lists. :fan:

[Jessica.]

Try ignoring me, I dare you :smug:

I love you Marc. :love:

[Marc]

5_9C1R7Gi0c

https://33.media.tumblr.com/6ceb7c6357f668b1adc69f61ea5cfd6b/tumblr_mf66e32LP21qd5kk6o1_400.gif

http://www.funnfun.in/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/fat-woman-funny-dance-animation.gif

[arista]

kmt


When?

[T*]

Yassss!

[Glenn.]

that pic that you sent into starz

Oh :laugh:

[Liam-]

I wonder if I'm on anyone's ignore list :think:

[Marc]

Probs

[LukeB]

I wonder if I'm on anyone's ignore list :think:

Yeah mine ;)

[Liam-]

Probs

:hmph:

[Firewire]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/608168b84263cd7441de4361a47a3c9d/tumblr_ndoh3unQ081sjfi6go1_400.jpg

[LukeB]

ew is that blood?

[Marc]

most likely a bit of pee

[Marsh.]

Wax burns and period. :yuk:

[Liam-]

Thought it was an easy access tear myself.

[Jessica.]

most likely a bit of pee

pee is transparent D:

[Marsh.]

pee is transparent D:

Your piss is always as clear as water? :smug:

[Marc]

well her pants are white, any fluid would likely make them transparent.. that or it's a bit of lady juice

[Jessica.]

Your piss is always as clear as water? :smug:

Why are you so disturbingly weird all the time? :shrug:

[Ammi]

the new little dragon album is so good :flutter:

..:lovedup:...

EFEyHkW5MCs

[Marc]

Marsh isn't disturbing. He's curious

[Jessica.]

Marsh isn't disturbing. He's curious

Well, he disturbs me. :bawling:

[Marsh.]

Marsh isn't disturbing. He's curious

:hehe:

[Ammi]

..he's weird in all of the good ways..:laugh:..

[Marsh.]

..he's weird in all of the good ways..:laugh:..

:lovedup:

You tell her Ammi. :fist:

[Liam-]

..he's weird in all of the good ways..:laugh:..

I second this, he wouldn't be as fun if he was semi-normal :fan:

[Marsh.]

All this shade. :eek:

[Marc]

The sun is shining and fat bitches are out.

[Liam-]

All this shade. :eek:

We're complementing you, take it like a man! :idc:

[Marsh.]

:creep:

[Liam-]

We all know you take it like a lady Morsh, don't try and deny it :fan:

[Marsh.]

No lady takes it there! :nono:

[Liam-]

No lady takes it there! :nono:

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/008/910/ultra-gay.png

[Marsh.]

:joker:

[Liam-]

-awaits the telling off from Josy for being smutty- :worry:

[Marc]

Liam you're on your way to a month ban

[Liam-]

:sad:

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/19/1413707846172_wps_1_Amanda_Holden_images_post.jpg
amanda put your Ass Away you tease

[Natalie.]

nice dress

[T*]

Where I come from there's a place called Heaven

[T*]

That's the place where all the good children go

[T*]

The houses are of silver, the streets of gold

[T*]

My sugar walls

[T*]

OOH

[T*]

My sugar walls.

[T*]

It was good, wasn't it. Let's face it.

[Firewire]

http://media.tumblr.com/6b717d862059382c29547b6fb0d6324c/tumblr_inline_nah2vr9VfC1s0bjz0.gif

[Liam-]

:laugh:

[T*]

That's very rude, isn't it? What kind of people are you?

[Daniel.]

Hello :)

[Braden]

Hey Daniel!

[Daniel.]

Hey, you alright?

[Marc]

Dan eel

[Braden]

I'm feeling fabulous thank you, how about yourself?

The forum is so dead, is it normally like this on a Sunday?

[Daniel.]

http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/2014-10/16/19/tmp/webdr08/anigif_22d4a3eadb07f8038c9a7b2d61eb4cb5-10.gif

[Firewire]

hello

[Daniel.]

I'm feeling fabulous thank you, how about yourself?

The forum is so dead, is it normally like this on a Sunday?

I'm very good :)

Every time someone sounds fabulous I imagine Kemal from Big Brother 6 so now you are him to me

[Marc]

I'm feeling fabulous thank you, how about yourself?

The forum is so dead, is it normally like this on a Sunday?

Full time workers are busy crying themselves to sleep

[Marsh.]

I'm very good :)

Every time someone sounds fabulous I imagine Kemal from Big Brother 6 so now you are him to me

Her!!! :mad: You big old transphobe! :fist:

[Marc]

Gross

[Daniel.]

Who is in is your avatar Marsh

[T*]

if you type illuminati backwards and put .com on the end it takes you to the NSA site omfg
:worry:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:linda:

[T*]

OZdTzvP33QI

[T*]

umm why was my post deleted
edit: Nevermind it came back :suspect:

[Smithy]

I was at the pub tonight and whenever I need to pee I use the disabled toilets be I don't like peeing in the men's bc ew men :umm2:

Anyway I went in and none of the lights were on so I pulled what I thought was the light switch, but it turned out to be the alarm a disabled person pulls when they get stuck or fall off of the toilet or whatever that rang through the whole pub D;

[T*]

what the **** are cummies

[GypsyGoth]

I was at the pub tonight and whenever I need to pee I use the disabled toilets be I don't like peeing in the men's bc ew men :umm2:

Anyway I went in and none of the lights were on so I pulled what I thought was the light switch, but it turned out to be the alarm a disabled person pulls when they get stuck or fall off of the toilet or whatever that rang through the whole pub D;

:laugh2: :laugh2:

[Marc]

Was the cord red

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

urinals ew

i can only use the cubicles

[Smithy]

:laugh2: :laugh2:

Safe to say i ran towards the men's, no one in the pub even seemed to care, imagine if a disabled person was actually lying on the floor in the toilets and nobody came to help them

[Smithy]

urinals ew

i can only use the cubicles

Same, that's another reason to use the disabled toilet

[Marc]

Surprised scott isn't just lurking at the urinals

[Smithy]

Was the cord red

Yeah

[Braden]

I hate using urinals too.

[LukeB]

i prefer the cubicles, and if they are full, i just wash my hands so it don't look weird me going in there for no reason.

[T*]

i have a new look

[Marsh.]

I was at the pub tonight and whenever I need to pee I use the disabled toilets be I don't like peeing in the men's bc ew men :umm2:

Anyway I went in and none of the lights were on so I pulled what I thought was the light switch, but it turned out to be the alarm a disabled person pulls when they get stuck or fall off of the toilet or whatever that rang through the whole pub D;

Safe to say i ran towards the men's, no one in the pub even seemed to care, imagine if a disabled person was actually lying on the floor in the toilets and nobody came to help them

:joker::joker::joker:

[Marsh.]

Who is in is your avatar Marsh

Your father. :smug:

[reece(:]

ewww urinals.

[T*]

reece :love:

[Glenn.]

I don't use urinals either :nono:

[Marc]

Piss

[reece(:]

reece :love:
http://i.imgur.com/De89Jb6.gif

[Jessica.]

I don't see a point in urinals, you can just pee in the toilet. :shrug:
Girls don't have some kind of pee-funnel to stand over in our bathrooms.

[Marsh.]

I don't see a point in urinals, you can just pee in the toilet. :shrug:
Girls don't have some kind of pee-funnel to stand over in our bathrooms.

:conf: Do women have an appendage that allows them to direct the flow of their piss with ease?

[LukeB]

Course of death: marsh picture on my wall :joker:

[Jessica.]

:conf: Do women have an appendage that allows them to direct the flow of their piss with ease?

Every girl pees with a direct flow, just like guys can, it doesn't just spill out. :umm2: But obviously it's harder to aim, that's why I said "funnel", I will draw a diagram. brb

[LukeB]

I don't see a point in urinals, you can just pee in the toilet. :shrug:
Girls don't have some kind of pee-funnel to stand over in our bathrooms.

There is a reason for that, women have to sit down because they have not got a long thing for the wee to come out so basically it will go everywhere, but we can see where we are aimming it

[Marsh.]

Every girl pees with a direct flow, just like guys can, it doesn't just spill out. :umm2: But obviously it's harder to aim, that's why I said "funnel", I will draw a diagram. brb

No, no. You misunderstand me.

Do you have an appendage you can hold with your hands to point your piss flow into a container? Using a piece of equipment like a funnel isn't really the same thing now is it?

[Jessica.]

There is a reason for that, women have to sit down because they have not got a long thing for the wee to come out so basically it will go everywhere, but we can see where we are aimming it

Women can aim though, but they have to take off their pants to do it, afaik.

[T*]

:umm2:

[Marsh.]

:umm2:

:bored: Jessica turning the thread sour.

[Jessica.]

No, no. You misunderstand me.

Do you have an appendage you can hold with your hands to point your piss flow into a container?

No but if there was a special device like a urinal targeted at women in a funnel shape it would totally work.

http://i.imgur.com/JAI5Hmk.png

[T*]

:bored: Jessica turning the thread sour.

not surprised tbh

[LukeB]

Can we not talk about pissing?

[T*]

Can we not talk about pissing?

https://31.media.tumblr.com/9890f0728f2092d2ffe2216155efbdd8/tumblr_inline_ndm06qLePf1ql9kqj.gif

[T*]

Only kidding, yes, lets get away from the subject :laugh:

[Marsh.]

Jessica is jealous of our urinals and wants funnels fitted into the ladies. :umm2:

[Jessica.]

No I don't, I just think urinals are equally as stupid as pee-funnels.

[Marsh.]

No but if there was a special device like a urinal targeted at women in a funnel shape it would totally work.

http://i.imgur.com/JAI5Hmk.png

What you've just drawn for my lovely sister Morsha is.... a toilet.

Welcome to the 1500s. :clap1:

[Marsh.]

No I don't, I just think urinals are equally as stupid as pee-funnels.

Why is it? :laugh: A urinal is a toilet but for pee only.

[Jessica.]

What you've just drawn for my lovely sister Morsha is.... a toilet.

Welcome to the 1500s. :clap1:

It's not a toilet, because she is standing!!

[T*]

No but if there was a special device like a urinal targeted at women in a funnel shape it would totally work.

http://i.imgur.com/JAI5Hmk.png

that is a toilet

[Marsh.]

It's not a toilet, because she is standing!!

She looks like she's squatting to me. :think: ..... over a toilet.

[Marsh.]

TiBB's after midnight piss debate. :flutter:

[T*]

It's not a toilet, because she is standing!!

so it's not a toilet because she's standing over the toilet
right okay..

[LukeB]

TiBB's after midnight piss debate. :flutter:

I think scott will love this

[Marsh.]

piss on me

[Jessica.]

Morsha is not squatting, okay, she has a thigh gap.

[T*]

Morsha is the worst thing since ebola

[Jessica.]

*googles female urinal*

[Jessica.]

IT EXISTS

[Jessica.]

http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/female_urinal.jpg

[Shaun]

i see i've missed an interesting night

[Black Dagger]

To think I could have been involved in this but I was having a nostalgic kick by playing Spyro.

[LukeB]

@dazgale: Louis Walsh just said Stereo Kicks are always in his dressing room. Someone call Operation Yewtree! #xtrafactor

[Black Dagger]

Daz is an annoying ****, he's absolutely vile. /sozharrry.

[Shaun]

why are we quoting harry's daddy

[LukeB]

Daz is an annoying ****, he's absolutely vile. /sozharrry.

:joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

bye

[Jessica.]

:umm2: I miss Harry.

[Marsh.]

Morsha is the worst thing since ebola

D:

Leave my sister alone you ****ing fiend! :fist:

[LukeB]

:umm2: I miss Harry.

Potter?

[Jessica.]

Potter?

No, Harry the Oldonna stan! :nono:

[Z]

Aw Harry :love:

[Marsh.]

Me at prom

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/proxy/T7Cu7Dos_WigxvlHVrXLLKtqj1w_nF3ab_F6R3hMT2XQDoyQcd rsBaD34q1uNXrf7-t-dF7oiuZjgp9EUTd7YNhxK2CZUa-zdghZ9e9jnjfufbgklhxwwqnUYWNcFiUrLzrgjoMq6EaL8pmIw EwfaQvNlGbMEg=w251-h201-nc

[Ammi]

..I miss Harry as well..:sad:..Hello people, today I had a good day and had ham sandwiches for lunch...:lovedup:...

[Vanessa]

http://thoughtcatalog.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/cat4.gif?w=300&h=201

[Ammi]

..hawwww..:lovedup:..that's me this morning, Vanessa...I actually slept in until 4.30am as well...

[Vanessa]

I'm so happy today. Andrea got through! :dance:

[Ammi]

..hahhhh yeah..I didn't expect Chloe to go so quickly though, I think she was really nervous when she was in the bottom two which is why her performance wasn't the best, which was really sad...

[Vanessa]

..hahhhh yeah..I didn't expect Chloe to go so quickly though, I think she was really nervous when she was in the bottom two which is why her performance wasn't the best, which was really sad...

I think a few of them will always be on the top. Andrea, Lauren, Paul. They seem to have connected with the audience. They're very likable.

[Z]

My flat mate is such an arsehole, who has a bloody after party on a Sunday/Monday? Ffs

[Vanessa]

My flat mate is such an arsehole, who has a bloody after party on a Sunday/Monday? Ffs

Hi Z ! :wavey:

[Z]

Hey Vanessa!

[Vanessa]

I don't want to go to work. :bawling:

[Ammi]

..Hey Z..:love:..I take it that they have no work today, then...

[Jessica.]

*goes to bed*

[Ammi]

..*plays some chilled music for Jess and switches off her computer..closes the door quietly and tiptoes out..*...

[AnnieK]

Morning all :love:

[Smithy]

There's a fire alarm going off on lorraine and she has to evacuate the building :laugh2:

[Z]

I'm so annoyed, my flatmate ended up being really horrible to me and now I'm tired and cranky and have an interview at the job centre in an hour and a half and I'm waiting to hear back about a potential job I could be starting on Wednesday; the last thing I needed was to be kept up until 6am two days before potentially starting a new job!

[Niamh.]

Time for new room mates Greg? :laugh:

[Z]

I've only been here for 3 weeks :laugh:! I went out and got him a bottle of Fanta and took it into his room and handed it to him without saying a word just so he knows I'm not holding a grudge but I am expecting a sorry!!

[Niamh.]

You bought him fanta for keeping you up all night? Are you sure your name isn't Matt? hhhmmm? :hehe:

[Z]

You bought him fanta for keeping you up all night? Are you sure your name isn't Matt? hhhmmm? :hehe:

:laugh: Let's call it a peace offering. If he's not grovelling by the end of the day I'll get the boys round :fist:

[Niamh.]

:laugh: Let's call it a peace offering. If he's not grovelling by the end of the day I'll get the boys round :fist:

Good luck with your interview btw

[Marsh.]

:laugh: Let's call it a peace offering. If he's not grovelling by the end of the day I'll get the boys round :fist:

Do you really think an orgy is the best plan?

[T*]

heya
Half term for two weeks now :dazzler:

[LukeB]

At work doing nothing just sitting at a desk waiting for people to speak to me or something

[Marsh.]

What is your job?

[LukeB]

I just work for my step sister answering phones taking orders doing some paper work making tea and coffee and assisting people to the boss,

[Jessica.]

Had the worst sleep ever. :( I didn't manage to fall asleep until like 8 and then my mother woke me at 9, fell back to sleep at 10 and then woke at 1:30 :bawling:

[Z]

He is such a prick :mad:

[LukeB]

He is such a prick :mad:

who?

[LukeB]

ffs i want to go home! but least i'm getting paid for being on here to make the time go quick

[Z]

who?

My flatmate

[Marsh.]

Have you had the orgy yet?

[Z]

Have you had the orgy yet?

Sadly not. He's gone to work now. I'm so mad.

[Z]

Mad about the way he acted towards me, not about the lack of orgy

[Z]

Mad about no orgy too though

[Niamh.]

You should have shock his bottle of Fanta before you gave it to him

[Marsh.]

:laugh:

[Marsh.]

Or pissed in the bottle.

[Udanax]

Avatar test~

[Josy]

Someone mentions an orgy and Marsh is right in here like a rat up a drainpipe

[Z]

Lol that would have been pretty satisfying. I'm furious, I'm gonna be angry all day

[Marsh.]

Someone mentions an orgy and Marsh is right in here like a rat up a drainpipe

I'm the one who mentioned an orgy, get it right Josy. :nono: