The Apprentice 2014 - discussion thread [The Final: Sunday 9pm]

[Vanessa]

No one is left to go back to the house and tell them who went.

:laugh2:

[Natalie.]

I wanted them to leave them waiting till morning, going crazy

[Crimson Dynamo]

Brilliant

Straight over to bbc2

[Natalie.]

Imagine going on a day trip with those plonkers

[GypsyGoth]

I wanted them to leave them waiting till morning, going crazy

:laugh2:

[Nick.]

Can't believe James is going to try and upstage Stella English's performance of Knee's Up Mother Brown.

[Nick.]

It's a shame all three of them can't share the cab.

[Benjamin]

tbh all three were ****ing useless

[Nick.]

Not everyone from Hertfordshire is like Ella btw. :blush2:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Ella was total chocolate fireguard material

[Marsh.]

Sugar drives around to the house and fires the rest of them.

[Marsh.]

Did Alan just expose Nick's erection problems? :umm2:

[JoshBB]

LOOOOL

[Crimson Dynamo]

Wow her dad died

Thats awful

[Shaun]

the BBC killing ella jade's dad just so they don't have the impracticality of three interviews?

[JoshBB]

Is this the first triple ever??

[Crimson Dynamo]

Sarah looks demented but relatively shaggable in her interview

I mean she woukd probably strangle you in your sleep but oh well

[GypsyGoth]

Is this the first triple ever??

Yep

[Marsh.]

Ella Jade was so desperate.

[bots]

Did Alan just expose Nick's erection problems? :umm2:

I think he was connecting it with her role as a hypnotist ... ie don't look in her eyes, as you might get a stiffy :laugh:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Stella English's performance of Knee's Up Mother Brown.

:flutter:

[Marsh.]

Pretending it was because he was sick of deadwood and ignoring the fact they brought in too many candidates for this very reason.

[Flamingjoe]

Ugh. That literally could not have gone any worse for me. Sarah and Steven were my two favourites and I also really liked Ella Jade.

I've lost basically all the passion that I had for this series.

[Braden]

There is still plenty of deadwood still in the competition at this point. :joker:

[JoshBB]

lmao. sarah being sassy oin her interview

[Kizzy]

have I missed it again?.... :(

[michael21]

that last girl got fired 3 times :laugh:

[erinp5]

Great result tonight .
All gone ....
http://static.tellymix.co.uk/ts/400/250/tellymix.co.uk/files/2014/10/the-apprentice-results-1-500x281.jpg

[arista]

BBC1HD 9pm tonight

[michael21]

BBC1HD 9pm tonight

yes

[Crimson Dynamo]

So far this has been a good season of delusion. Looking forward to tonite

[Braden]

Strong language?

**** is going to hit the fan.

[arista]

On now

[Braden]

I can't look at Mark for longer than two seconds. He looks just like this guy who harassed me for sex.

[Marsh.]

I can't look at Mark for longer than two seconds. He looks just like this guy who harassed me for sex.

:umm2:

[Shaun]

keep forgetting about the bloody prediction thread

[Shaun]

I can't look at Mark for longer than two seconds. He looks just like this guy who harassed me for sex.

I look nothing like Mark :rolleyes:

[Braden]

Oh boo, you didn't harass.

You didn't even have to ask twice.

[Shaun]

Why would these people ignore Mark's expertise other than for drama :suspect:

[Braden]

Jemma's definitely a dark horse.

[Shaun]

James' bargaining approach is hideously cocky :umm2: I swear he just said "listen love"

[Braden]

Lmfao @ James

that team must win because we're yet to see James vs. Bianca

[Ammi]

..what do you think that is over there, children..:amazed:...

[Crimson Dynamo]

James. No

[Shaun]

I was starting to warm to Mark in previous weeks but he's literally wearing a fedora.

(He is right though, Daniel is awful)

[Shaun]

Karren is providing 10/10 bitchfaces tonight :clap1:

[Vanessa]

This is such a disaster! :facepalm:

[Shaun]

just realised Pamela is basically Princess from TiBB

[Crimson Dynamo]

Who says beverage¿

[Shaun]

I can't see anyone other than Daniel / an 'irrelevant' going.

[Vanessa]

Shut your gob! :laugh2:

[Natalie.]

Shut your gob! :laugh2:

:laugh:

[Vanessa]

The salesman sold no tickets. :fan:

[Shaun]

...did that just happen?

[Vanessa]

I think James is a goner. :hehe:

[Shaun]

I'm actually stunned they won D: that trip looked ****ing diabolical (apart from Mark & Lauren's performance)

[arista]

I think James is a goner. :hehe:


Could be

[Shaun]

The fact Bianca and James are both safe is making me super-scared for Solly :worry: hopefully he doesn't even get dragged to the boardroom

[Shaun]

Ah... *gets an umbrella for those stormclouds brewing over Jemma's head*

[Shaun]

YASSSSSS Solomon escape that room :clap1:

[Vanessa]

Stop being a clown. :laugh:

[Ninastar]

ughhhh another James that I cannot stand

[Vanessa]

ughhhh another James that I cannot stand

Same. He's such a twat! :fist:

[Braden]

Ew. Bitchy Sanjay.

[Natalie.]

Can Sanjay go please

[arista]

Gemma Bye Bye

[Natalie.]

aw :(

[arista]

Over to BBC2HD

[Braden]

That's a shame.

She was shot down whenever she spoke up :(

[Natalie.]

Daniel :laugh:

[Jake.]

Jemma :(

[Jake.]

James' chin is making me feel sick

[Shaun]

Sanjay is an obnoxious fag that wouldn't bring any of the boys back because he wants to rim them. Fact. Hate the little bitch.

[Marsh.]

Sanjay is an obnoxious fag that wouldn't bring any of the boys back because he wants to rim them. Fact. Hate the little bitch.

:joker:

[the truth]

gutted she went. she was a bit weak but she did ok and she has potential....sadly this show goes more for aggressive pugnaciuous attention seeking fools. step up james, mercy me what a twat

[Kizzy]

I think he's next, she did deserve to go but then bianca was a bit of a failure on that task too... that pitch for the group booking was DIRE! :laugh:

[the truth]

yes it was pathetic

[Kizzy]

I'm disappointed with this lot actually, think roisin is my fave atm.

[arista]

9PM tonight BBC1 and BBC1HD

[arista]

On Now

[Vanessa]

I love board games! :amazed:

[Braden]

I can't believe Solomon can't tie a tie. :joker:

[arista]

I love board games! :amazed:


Yes I love Risk
I take Over Nations

[arista]

Do a Taxi Board Game

Roll The Dice



James do not Get To Cocky

[Braden]

A drinking game related board game would have been a good idea imo.

[Vanessa]

A drinking game related board game would have been a good idea imo.

:clap2:

[Nick.]

I love board games! :amazed:

Me too! :amazed:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Lets play a dating game with the family

:umm2:

[Braden]

Felipe's hand is gorgeous.

[Braden]

James is awful. :laugh:

Gorgeous but my god he's a dick.

[arista]

James no need to Shout at a Lady

[Vanessa]

James is awful. :laugh:

Gorgeous but my god he's a dick.

I like him until he speaks! :joker:

[Braden]

The Apprentice always goes so fast.

I can't believe we're 1/3 through the episode already.

[Natalie.]

Don't like therelationship one

[Braden]

I think both are awful :laugh:

[Vanessa]

This game sounds sexist. :suspect:

[Braden]

I'm so annoyed by how much they give away at the beginning.

I know 3/4 who are not going home tonight

[Loukas]

OMG Scenario!!!! They pitched in Scenario!! I love that bar, it's on my local high street :D

[Crimson Dynamo]

Finally a game for Dapper Laughs

[Amy Jade]

I loath Daniel so much.

[Braden]

Lmao, Pamela is pathetic.

[arista]

Who has Won?

[Crimson Dynamo]

The sleaze game cannot win?

[arista]

Lucky James

[arista]

Who should Go?

[Natalie.]

Pamela should go

[Marsh.]

Lets play a dating game with the family

:umm2:

:joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Bye pam

[Cal.]

Pamela's gone.

[arista]

Lauren may go


I do not think Alan Likes her

[Nick.]

Really want Daniel to go.

[Braden]

I don't like Pamela but I feel sorry for her when she stutters :(

[arista]

Bitch Fight

[Loukas]

I think Daniel should leave!

[arista]

Pamela Was Fired

[Braden]

Surprised they hugged her tbh.

[arista]

Lucky Dan and Lauren


Over to BBC2HD for the Fired one

[Amy Jade]

Lauren has been great and has talked sense so far. I hate how Alan keeps arrogant 'lad' types because he sees some of himself in them.

[Jake.]

Pamela :(

[Marsh.]

Exclusivity in Westminster with 6 boxes. :joker:

Are these really the best business minds they can find? :laugh:

[Shaun]

watching it now

James interrupting Roisin in the first pitch :facepalm: and his entire approach to women in general "I'll put her in her place". and literally throwing a tantrum in negotiations "I CAN'T DO THAT :mad:"

he is ****ing vermin

[Shaun]

oh Bianca you silly cow :fist:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Did they really say that when the kids have gone to bed the parents can play a sexist dating game together?


It shows you how manipulated the show is because in real life not one shop would have bought the dating game

[erinp5]

watching it now

James interrupting Roisin in the first pitch :facepalm: and his entire approach to women in general "I'll put her in her place". and literally throwing a tantrum in negotiations "I CAN'T DO THAT :mad:"

he is ****ing vermin

I agree he's a little slimy toad .
Mark has shown his true colours ....very sneaky .I hope Sugar makes him PM next round .

[Braden]

I liked Mark a lot more when he was vulnerable.

His reaction Daniel's 'football analogy' was hilariously cute.

[GoldHeart]

Pamela was a silly cow
im glad she's gone
she made a huge mistake and blamed lauren & daniel for it
you dont get off that easily!! :nono:
they tried to tell her the idea was crap but she wouldn't listen!!
so they failed

a sexist dating board game seriously? what a dumb idea :facepalm:
what was she thinking

[Jords]

I initially liked Pamela but she turned into a right moany tit good riddance :wavey:

[BigSister]

Just caught up on last 2 weeks the coach trip was good but thought it would be better.
The board game I agree Pamela didn't listen so she had to go but epic fail from Bianca.

[Braden]

'Big Dawg'

:facepalm:

[LukeB]

James is one hot guy :flutter:

[Braden]

Poor Lauren :(

[LukeB]

omg james is so good to look at :flutter:

[Amy Jade]

Lauren did contribute this week, she tried to help at every point and had the guys shoot her down.

[LukeB]

good choice sir Alan :douf:

[Braden]

Another firing they gave away from the opening sequence.

Mark & Daniel argue next week.

[Amy Jade]

She did not deserve to go at all. Arsey Alan just wanted rid to save his lads

[Amy Jade]

If Daniel had listened to her the logo could have been way better, she said have it twisted around the whole bottle and a big logo.

[LukeB]

Another firing they gave away from the opening sequence.

Mark & Daniel argue next week.

It will make good tv :amazed:
Bring on the Drama

But James too win

[Amy Jade]

Lauren speaking some home truths on You're Fired.

[Amy Jade]

Mark, Daniel and James are all ****ing useless and Mark is a flat out liar.

[Vanessa]

James won't last long. I'm warming to him, but he's far too cocky. Gorgeous guy, though. :flutter:

[Marsh.]

James is just a bell end.

[LukeB]

James is just a bell end.

he must have a nice bell end :wink:

[LukeB]

James won't last long. I'm warming to him, but he's far too cocky. Gorgeous guy, though. :flutter:

James is going to win :fist:

[Vanessa]

James is going to win :fist:

:laugh: he's a bit too arrogant.

[Amy Jade]

:laugh: he's a bit too arrogant.

Alan loves it.

[LukeB]

:laugh: he's a bit too arrogant.

:flutter:

him and bianca are the only decent ones there

[Vanessa]

Alan loves it.

I kind of like him too, but he's bound to put his foot in it soon. :joker:

[Marsh.]

Alan loves it.

Up the arse?

[LukeB]

gosh i sound thirsty for james :umm2:

[Vanessa]

gosh i sound thirsty for james :umm2:

:creep:

[LukeB]

:creep:

:douf: I wouldn't say no :creep:

[Vanessa]

:douf: I wouldn't say no :creep:

Me neither! if hes fired that taxi can get straight to my house. :evilgrin:

[Amy Jade]

Everyone agrees with me obviously. Sugar goofed in getting rid of Lauren to save those bickering knob heads

[LukeB]

Me neither! if hes fired that taxi can get straight to my house. :evilgrin:

i might put the sex god in my avi :think:

[Amy Jade]

Vanessa and Luke...calm down! :hehe:

[LukeB]

Vanessa and Luke...calm down! :hehe:

:hehe:

[Vanessa]

The thirst!

https://31.media.tumblr.com/c07897e0a29de0cebab231823f8734d3/tumblr_inline_mzobseafSz1qfg8ec.gif

:joker:

[Raph]

Really glad Mark was safe, really like him, he reminds me of Ricky from a few years back

[LukeB]

James has to win, he is the Luisa of this year

[Vanessa]

James has to win, he is the Luisa of this year

And then go on CBB ! :amazed:

[LukeB]

And then go on CBB ! :amazed:

:worship:

[Vanessa]

'm warming to him, so i hope he makes the final.

[LukeB]

'm warming to him, so i hope he makes the final.

he was my 4th favourite on day 1, but since sarah left, i loved him

[Raph]

Yeah James would be good for CBB, he comes across like a bit of a prick haha

[Vanessa]

Yeah James would be good for CBB, he comes across like a bit of a prick haha

Oh well, at least he's nice to look at! :laugh:

[LukeB]

i love his personality :spin:

[Vanessa]

i love his personality :spin:

He won't be boring for sure. :laugh:

[Marsh.]

This thread is making me ill. You all better behave.

[LukeB]

He won't be boring for sure. :laugh:

his a king :worship:

[Vanessa]

This thread is making me ill. You all better behave.

:fan:

[LukeB]

This thread is making me ill. You all better behave.

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n121/gyrodactylus2/jameshill2.jpg

[Marsh.]

Lauren attempting an American accent in the advert. *cringe* :eek:

[Marsh.]

"Good morning Lord Sugar"

:joker: It sounds like they're in church.

[LukeB]

:laugh:

[Black Dagger]

James is a complete and utter cockwomble, hope he falls down some stairs.

Don't fall for him too much Luke, he'll end up assaulting you :idc:

[Marsh.]

"I think the Americans will love me"

:facepalm:

[LukeB]

James is a complete and utter cockwomble, hope he falls down some stairs.

Don't fall for him too much Luke, he'll end up assaulting you :idc:

D:

[LukeB]

"I think the Americans will love me"

:facepalm:

:flutter:

[InOne]

I can't seem to warm to any of these lot. Maybe when a few more are fired it might be easier

[BigSister]

Lord Sugar was right summits advert was awful!. Was the right firing though but I need Daniel to go soon!.

[Cal.]

hi

[Vanessa]

James! :flutter:

[Braden]

Katie being outcast by the men :rolleyes:

[Vanessa]

Which thread are we using? There are two! :conf:

[Benjamin]

on now :dazzler:

[Benjamin]

Yes a hunting task!!!

[GiRTh]

Couldn't get past the title .Looks likes similar bunch of wannabes to last year.

[Braden]

Hunting tasks are always the best :love:

I wish they had done this earlier..it would've been chaos. :flutter:

[Benjamin]

I think it will still be chaos tbh

[Benjamin]

Go on Bianca :love:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Roisin
One dirty

Dirty

Beeeeeeeatch

[Benjamin]

:joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Oh my days?


Wtf

[Crimson Dynamo]

Go away Brady

[Benjamin]

Surely they cannot be serious with the skeleton

[Crimson Dynamo]

They are down to the bare bones

[Benjamin]

Wow! Good effort Roisin with the diamond

[Crimson Dynamo]

For roisin surely the guy would say

"150" and a blow job"?

I mean lets do business? ?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Im not here for the forehead lady

[Braden]

I think Roisin got lucky with the diamond tbh.

[Benjamin]

Think Sanjay is a goner

[Benjamin]

Sanjay got off there, that was close

[Braden]

Bye Felipe. :joker:

[Benjamin]

Bye Daniel

[Crimson Dynamo]

By Felipe

[Braden]

I wouldn't be surprised if he fired both of them. :joker:

I can't believe the other two thought they would get away with it though. They did well but the price was literally unbelievable.

[Benjamin]

Be interesting to see who Daniel brings back out of Katie and Mark

If he brings Katie she will rip him to shreads

[Benjamin]

Go Katie, show your fire

[Marsh.]

When will they bin Bianca? :eek: She's useless.

[Braden]

She did well this task.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Go katie

[Crimson Dynamo]

Katie wants a stiffie in a suit

Slut

[Benjamin]

God I thought he was gonna fire Katie there

[Cal.]

How many more chances is she going to give to Daniel?

[Benjamin]

I'm actually really warming to Katie

[Braden]

I've liked Katie for the duration, but something about her behaviour irked me this episode.

Throughout the boardroom she was too eager/geared up for an argument.

[Braden]

#skeletongate has been trending on Twitter. :joker:

I think it's hilarious that Felipe outsmarted Lord Sugar, and that he couldn't take it.

[Jords]

Daniel lives on :worship:

Ive liked Katie for a while but she was far too snappy tonight.

#skeletongate has been trending on Twitter. :joker:

I think it's hilarious that Felipe outsmarted Lord Sugar, and that he couldn't take it.

Yepp :joker:

[Raph]

Daniel really is the cat with nine lives isn't he? And bloody Sanjay getting yet another lucky escape :bored:

[Braden]

Ok so this is awful news.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/s108/the-apprentice/news/a614607/the-apprentice-interviews-margaret-mountfords-out-ricky-martins-in.html

[Babayaro.]

Is it just me or is Daniel a mix between Marcus Akin and Ronnie O'Sullivan?

[Braden]

I couldn't deal with getting ready in 20 minutes.

Do you think they just say that and probably take and hour?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Thinking posh equals sales again?

Dont they watch the show?

[Crimson Dynamo]

I couldn't deal with getting ready in 20 minutes.

Do you think they just say that and probably take and hour?

20 mins

Are u mad?


5 is enough

[Crimson Dynamo]

Oh god roisin is soo lush

[Braden]

I'm jealous if you really can get ready in 5 minutes :joker:

[Braden]

...such a boring episode tonight :(

[Babayaro.]

Mark's dying

[Crimson Dynamo]

I'm jealous if you really can get ready in 5 minutes :joker:

I can for tv

Normally i spend 15 mins cuddling my devil dog and saying " my wee baby is a frozen girl" but icould skip that bit?

[Braden]

I like your style :flutter:

[Braden]

...interviews are next week.

I wonder if Lord Sugar will get rid of two of them?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Slay roisin

[Babayaro.]

I think Mark's a goner

[Braden]

I think He'll get rid of Katie or Sanjay before Mark.

He did fluff the pitch but he'll probably feel sorry for him.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Oh

[Braden]

Poor Sanjay.

[LukeB]

Who went?

[Braden]

Katie & Sanjay have left.

Mark has probably been kept to be eaten alive during the interview process.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Roisin and her tight blue top

Cowabunga

[Babayaro.]

Hahaha how has Daniel made it so far?! I hope he gets into the final 2 and Mark doesn't

[Benjamin]

Tbh it was the right choice to fire those two, even though I liked Katie. :(

[Crimson Dynamo]

Looks lovely in fitlred

Wow

[Braden]

Mark's obsession with Daniel is hilarious.

He came across so camp when he said "I'm glad I didn't leave before Daniel".

[GoldHeart]

Mark's obsession with Daniel is hilarious.

He came across so camp when he said "I'm glad I didn't leave before Daniel".

Mark & Daniel are both arrogant and irritating
and tonight Mark was a mess he looked like he was going to cry in the boardroom :laugh:

[Marsh.]

This is a load of bollocks.

Why is Alan Sugar only just questioning their businesses and telling them it's "not lucrative".

He could choose the best candidate of them all and then hate their business. :shrug:

"I cannot see how a niche restaurant business is going to work with you and I".

Ok, so why waste her time with daft tasks for the last 10 weeks and not decline her original application? :crazy:

[GoldHeart]

This is a load of bollocks.

Why is Alan Sugar only just questioning their businesses and telling them it's "not lucrative".

He could choose the best candidate of them all and then hate their business. :shrug:

"I cannot see how a niche restaurant business is going to work with you and I".

Ok, so why waste her time with daft tasks for the last 10 weeks and not decline her original application? :crazy:

because Sugar thinks he's better than everyone else and that they should all bow down to him and serve him :bored:

he always belittles their businesses like only he has the best business around :notimpressed:

[Amy Jade]

Mark, James and Daniel have pretty much put me off the show this series.

I'll watch in hope of Roisin or Solomon winning but Alan Sugar is god awful on the show now so he will pick one of the big headed twats left no doubt. It really is time to retire Sugar now and bring in someone new.

[Braden]

I think Mark will definitely win after being kept last episode.

I think Roisin's edit has been a throw-off to someone else winning. Lord Sugar probably decided which business plan he liked best before the series began, and he basically suggested that he would be interested in going into business with Mark in the last night's boardroom.

[GoldHeart]

I think Mark will definitely win after being kept last episode.

I think Roisin's edit has been a throw-off to someone else winning. Lord Sugar probably decided which business plan he liked best before the series began, and he basically suggested that he would be interested in going into business with Mark in the last night's boardroom.

i agree i think its obvious that Big Headed idiot is going to win
he thinks he's got an aussie charm to him :bored: