The Apprentice 2014 - discussion thread [The Final: Sunday 9pm]

[LukeB]

it's that time of the week again.

[arista]

Yes 9PM
BBC1HD and BBC1

[Vanessa]

:amazed:

[JoshBB]

yayyy!

[andybigbro]

looking forward to it :D

[andybigbro]

Dunno why that went italics :suspect:

[Black Dagger]

Get james out!!11!!

[LukeB]

bump

[arista]

Here we go

[Braden]

Can't wait to see Steven back on form tonight :love:

[JoshBB]

*in his accent* IM SCOAT FROM SCOTTLANDDDD

[Shaun]

ffs BBC we are not paying a license fee to see Katie answer the phone in her jogging pants, we want Solomon in his proper pants :inamood:

[Vanessa]

:amazed:

[JoshBB]

Solomon is hawt <3

[Braden]

-hates Pamela-

[Shaun]

now i want more yankee candles :(

[JoshBB]

oh sarah :facepalm:

first it was chopped lemons, now it's food fragrances..

[Shaun]

Roisin vs. Katie then :think:

Come on team Roisin :clap2:

[Black Dagger]

I love Roisin but she has James, such a predicament.

[Black Dagger]

Who is this irrel twat? Steven is flawfree.

[Shaun]

oh hang on, Katie has Steven :worry:

I see Ella Jade being fired this week though she seems a bit useless

[arista]

Smell my Balls
luv

[Shaun]

Smell my Balls
luv

excuse me

[Vanessa]

Nick faces are hilarious! :joker:

[Shaun]

I'm awaiting another S3-style cockup with the huge supply of that expensive wood oil being used by mistake </3

[Shaun]

shut up Karen, Lirun are my babes.

[Braden]

That was s5 babe.

[Vanessa]

:facepalm:

[Shaun]

:joker: did Steven seriously just sell 25 empty bottles

[Braden]

Lmfao at Sarah just nodding at what Steven was saying.

Dynamic duo :flutter:

[Shaun]

Katie is such a bland mess </3 "I would buy that"

Looks like a Summit win. Their product at least stands out.

[JoshBB]

I liked the british breeze packaging a lot.

[Shaun]

*can hear Lucas screaming in appreciation as Karren scalps James just then*

[Braden]

Karen is quite scary, but lmao @ "what do I do?"

[Shaun]

It's been a while since I've seen a good team performance :worry: did Roisin just shift 75% of her stock in one deal <3

[Braden]

...I just want to hug Nurun :(

[Shaun]

yeah I can't see Lindsay surviving this week either :/

[Black Dagger]

*can hear Lucas screaming in appreciation as Karren scalps James just then*

YASSS bitch <3.

Hope she gets him fired.

[Braden]

Sanjay is so adorable :laugh:

[Shaun]

The Apprentice are so good at making you third, fourth, fifth and sixth-guess who's going to lose :laugh:

[Black Dagger]

Sarah is the most useless thing going.

[Shaun]

It'll definitely be Sarah or Lindsay going. :think:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Roisin

:flutter::flutter:

[Braden]

Ah I'm starting to think the opposite team to which I predicted will lose now :(

[Black Dagger]

Hope K carries on scalping James in the boardroom tbh.

[andybigbro]

Can't believe she answered the call in front if that girl

[Black Dagger]

Shut up James, we don't give a ****.

[Crimson Dynamo]

The day i pay actual money for a candle will be a very cold day in hell

[Shaun]

does anyone actually like Sarah? :laugh:

[Shaun]

Fire him for his stretches, Lordi :fist:

[Vanessa]

What are you doing? :laugh2:

[Shaun]

D: a £14 win

[Black Dagger]

FIRE JAMES. ****ING FIRE HIM :fist:

[Braden]

Sarah lives to fight another day :love:

[Black Dagger]

Sarah and Steven <3.

[Vanessa]

A massage. :creep:

[Shaun]

pointless even speculating, Lindsay is sooooo gone.

[Braden]

Jemma is like a blonde Jessie J.

[arista]

Get james out!!11!!

could well be

[Crimson Dynamo]

The lady who constantly wears a head scarf is genuinely useless

[Shaun]

James'll be kept because he's a 'cheeky chappy' and his silly 'sell it for anything' mentality is generally more valuable than 'sell nothing at all'

[Braden]

We know james stays because of his argument with Bianca in a future episode is shown in the intro

[Shaun]

Lindsay :(

[Braden]

Lindsay :(

[Black Dagger]

lmfao @ her.

[Black Dagger]

Is she the first to say 'I was ****' and basically get herself fired?

[Shaun]

bye bye Nurun, then.

[Black Dagger]

Narun will go </3

[Braden]

Ew @ Mark setting that up.

I hope he doesn't end up being Lord Sugar's pet for the duration, you can tell he likes him.

[arista]

another double

[Shaun]

that would've been iconic if she'd just said "yeah this isn't for me" and walked out :clap1:

[Braden]

that would've been iconic if she'd just said "yeah this isn't for me" and walked out :clap1:

You could tell that's what she wanted to do. But there's no way production or Lord Sugar would let her do that, especially since she was so ****. :laugh:

[Shaun]

I am sf tired and grossed out by guys on this show using the word 'balls' as substitute for their business skills.

[Black Dagger]

go home you prick.

[Shaun]

Nurun likes saying Alan's name doesn't she

[Black Dagger]

Narun is deffo going </3

[Braden]

I feel sorry Nurun more than anyone else.

She's a big fish in a small pond, and here she's a small fish in a big pond. :(

[Shaun]

maybe he'll surprise us and fire Roisin :worry:

[arista]

Nurun Fired

[Black Dagger]

Disappointed we have to endure that knobhead for longer.

[Shaun]

james is literally being kept because he'll be the Luisa of the series, he's just in this for a media career :idc:

[Braden]

Too nice for this show.

[arista]

Over to BBC2HD in a min

[Braden]

They didn't even mention Lindsay going. :laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Great ep wherw we got to look at Ro Sheeeeeeeens face lots

what a dirty fox she is

As for that little runt james

Ew

[JoshBB]

Nurun shouldn't have gone, I would have tbh just fired Lynsey and left it at that.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Nurun shouldn't have gone, I would have tbh just fired Lynsey and left it at that.

Eh

i would not get nurun to run a sodding bath

She was useless

[Crimson Dynamo]

Sarah
Cox is ace

[Jake.]

This series so far :flutter:

[Marsh.]

I'm going to miss Nurun.

[Jake.]

I'm going to miss Nurun.

Same.. And I felt a bit sad for the other woman, although at least she realised that it wasn't right for her

[Marsh.]

She didn't even get a taxi exit the other woman. :sad:

[Marsh.]

I've sat here through the end of Holby waiting for Apprentice because of this thread and it's not on until tomorrow. :facepalm:

[Jake.]

I've sat here through the end of Holby waiting for Apprentice because of this thread and it's not on until tomorrow. :facepalm:

http://i.imgur.com/iMYY3R5s.jpg

[arista]

http://media.skynews.com/media/images/generated/2014/10/28/345590/default/v1/sun-1-720x960.jpg

[Marsh.]

"Romps" :facepalm:

[Kizzy]

I missed it, will I be able to watch on iplayer soon?

[Jessica.]

:joker: These stories are never going to stop.

[Black Dagger]

pls be real, pls be real, pls leak, I'll leak.

[Cal.]

Omg I thought it was on yesterday I was panicked

[erinp5]

The Apprentice 2014 contestants launch YouTube channels on tonight’s show...always an epic fail lol.

[Marsh.]

I wonder if he'll add his sex tape to the channel. :think:

[JoshBB]

I wonder if he'll add his sex tape to the channel. :think:

LOL

[arista]

The Apprentice 2014 contestants launch YouTube channels on tonight’s show...always an epic fail lol.



Yes
spanner in the works

[Crimson Dynamo]

Looking forward to this

[arista]

On BBC1HD now

[Nick.]

Look forward to this week, seems rather....different.

[Nick.]

Can't see more than one person being fired this week.

[Braden]

Ella Jade will go tonight...I just feel it already.

[Cal.]

Sol:lovedup:

[Shaun]

shirtless solomon

https://31.media.tumblr.com/d0f04186bcab1f4ca3087dad7170af98/tumblr_inline_ncc83rI8oK1qhg0kw.gif

[Cal.]

Omg i need him in my life

[Shaun]

is it Ella Jade as PM? She seems suitable shooting-yourself-in-the-foot territory

[Cal.]

ooh

[Cal.]

I like Ella-Jade's team idea better

[Natalie.]

Who's that in the purple tie?

[Cal.]

Who's that in the purple tie?

Solomon

[Braden]

The dare to dine idea is pretty good. A lot more interesting than the fitness one.

[Cal.]

Sarah disappeared after week 1:umm2:

[Cal.]

OMG cringey af

[Shaun]

fitness idea could be lucrative but i wonder if the name is going to get them in trouble

also james' general wackiness could save them i suppose

[Marsh.]

Hopefully Solomon's arrogance gets him fired this week. :flutter:

[Natalie.]

Solomon

Oh :flutter:

[Shaun]

poor felipe </3

[Marsh.]

Sarah always looks like she has something stuck up her arse.

[Natalie.]

Felipe :laugh:

[Marsh.]

This is so cringeworthy.

[Cal.]

Ella-Jade fired pls

[GypsyGoth]

Felipe :laugh:

:laugh2: he is one of the funny ones.

[Benjamin]

i hate the dumb douche

[Marsh.]

i hate the dumb douche

Which of the 15 are you referring to? :think:

[GypsyGoth]

i hate the dumb douche

Me too, he should have been fired two weeks ago.

[Shaun]

tbh the dumb humour market must me way bigger than the "fat bloke wanting to get fid through youtube" market

[Marsh.]

She's trying to give him a heart attack the bitch.

[Shaun]

well hello joe :smug:

[Shaun]

nvm i don't like him now

calling him fatty :inamood:

[Cal.]

This is cruel

[Braden]

I thought the whole point was him to get fit? Why did he lose?

[Natalie.]

leave felipe alone :fist:

[Cal.]

The fat daddy thing should fail

[Marsh.]

Lauren has the worst voice on the planet.

[Braden]

They'd be stupid not to go for him.

Teenage girls who watch that crap will take a look at anything.

[Shaun]

:worry: surely picking Olly/Ollie can't backfire

how do they decide who wins this? Most views, or best (in alan's opinion) series?

[Marsh.]

:worry: surely picking Olly/Ollie can't backfire

how do they decide who wins this? Most views, or best (in alan's opinion) series?

I think they normally get a "panel" of "experts" for tasks like this to vote.

[Natalie.]

Does anyone know when this was filmed?

[Braden]

Steven is too quiet :(

[Shaun]

oh, if it's a panel then hopefully they feel sorry for Felipe and they lose :flutter:

[Braden]

Fat daddy is basically just a piss-take, quite a poor idea.

[Marsh.]

Hysterical. :umm2:

[Nick.]

Is the winner based on the most views? If so they'd be stupid not to go with Ollie/Olly.

I love Ella Jade even though she's not doing very well this week. I think 'Fat Daddy' should have been made entertaining rather than intellectual. Both teams ideas are rubbish, I don't think either team's really thought about what would appeal on YouTube.

[Marsh.]

Because you're an insufferable twat Sarah.

[Shaun]

I think this is going to be one of those "neither team are good" situations but Ella Jade'll lose for having no originality/being conflicted between serious and humour.

If Solomon's team had said they were aiming for the kids' market they'd be fine.

[Braden]

'Kill James' lmfao, I hope that is Bianca just stirring the pot.

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Braden]

Did he just say 'battle of the bulge'?

[GypsyGoth]

Did he just say 'battle of the bulge'?

Yep :laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

He may be fat bur she has a big nose and a wide arse

[Marsh.]

They should've poked fun at Sarah's chin instead.

[Cal.]

Fat Daddy should fail

[Nick.]

They should have just made a video revolving around Sarah talking about her life. Both teams were rubbish, the sad thing is that one of the teams will win.

[Crimson Dynamo]

They should've poked fun at Sarah's chin instead.

She is wafer thin so gets a bye

[Jake.]

The Irish girl :flutter:

[Shaun]

#justiceforFelipe

[Crimson Dynamo]

Roisin looking amazing

As per

[Marsh.]

The Irish girl :flutter:

Literally the only one I find tolerable.

[GypsyGoth]

Hahahahaha

[Crimson Dynamo]

Let the humiliation commence

[Shaun]

I reckon they cut out all of the laughing at their video :think:

[Nick.]

Jemma <3

[Marsh.]

I reckon they cut out all of the laughing at their video :think:

:fan:

[Shaun]

dear god, this looks like it was done on PowerPoint

[Marsh.]

18-34 age demographic. :worry: Are they on something? :umm2: Even 12 year olds are too mature for this drivel.

[GypsyGoth]

The bullying has to stop!!

[Crimson Dynamo]

Ella is crap

There

Its been said

[Crimson Dynamo]

Canadian guy alert

[Nick.]

That many? :o

[Shaun]

:clap1: SOLOMON MY MAN

[GypsyGoth]

That many? :o

:laugh2:

[Jake.]

Sarah is in danger tbh

[Cal.]

Bottom 3: Ella-Jade, Steven, Sarah.
Fired: Ella-Jade

[Crimson Dynamo]

Oh good god bikini shot

[Jake.]

ella is messy

[Jake.]

Steven is far too angry

[Nick.]

The thing is, once someone's clicked on the video they've already viewed it and can't unview it.

[Black Dagger]

Drag ha Steven :clap1:

[Marsh.]

I love how Sarah practically said "The bullying is ok because it's directed at Fat Daddy personally and not the poor viewer". Dumb bitch.

[Braden]

Steven :love:

[Natalie.]

ilove steven

[Crimson Dynamo]

The videos were beyond crap

These clowns are are not fit for working at carphone *****house

[Marsh.]

"I had a vision"

Martin Luther hew?

[Shaun]

it'll be a girl going, can't be losing steven this early

plus i'm sure there're more clips of him arguing in the intro VTs

[Crimson Dynamo]

At least felipe seems to have lost his chin with all his exercise

[Crimson Dynamo]

Bwahahaha

Nicks erection

[Crimson Dynamo]

Bye Ella

[Nick.]

Nick needs to be featured more!

[Braden]

Sarah and Steven to eat Ella Jade alive pls.

[Nick.]

I wonder whether Steven or Sarah will talk themselves into a firing.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Sarah.bot move to KILL MODE

[Shaun]

Sarah doing well with the sympathy vote :think: and with Ella Jade's posh background it's looking like an EJ elimination.

[Shaun]

hello! wake up!

:flutter: queen

[Jake.]

sarah > ella

[Crimson Dynamo]

Iv been on dating sites

Lol

[GypsyGoth]

Sassy

[Shaun]

:joker: Steven gets straight to the point

[Nick.]

One of the best boardrooms evah >

[Crimson Dynamo]

Steven losing it

[Cal.]

Steven smacking da bitch down

[Crimson Dynamo]

Classic

[Braden]

Lmfao

[Vanessa]

:facepalm:

[Benjamin]

This boardroom <3

[Nick.]

Triple firing?

[Nick.]

*prepares for forum meltdown*

[Shaun]

NO

[Crimson Dynamo]

Sarahs shirt cant contain her breasts

[Cal.]

omg wtf why

[Jake.]

:o

[Braden]

What?!

[GypsyGoth]

Wow

[Benjamin]

Sarah will be next no doubt

[Cal.]

Fire ella bitch

[Crimson Dynamo]

Eh?

[LukeB]

Sarah will be next no doubt

edited this post :laugh:

i said she will be in the final :joker:

[Natalie.]

nooo

[Crimson Dynamo]

Not sarah

[Nick.]

I wonder what'll happen if they're all fired, will they leave the remaining candidates waiting in the house?

[Shaun]

NOOOOOO

[Cal.]

WTF IS THIS

[GypsyGoth]

OMG!!!

[Nick.]

Bye Sarah and Steven. :(

[Cal.]

Fire the bitch

[Benjamin]

fire her!!!!!!!!!

[LukeB]

**** you alan

[Cal.]

Fire the slut

[Vanessa]

Triple firing? :shocked:

[Shaun]

wow.

[Cal.]

omgggg she's fired

[Crimson Dynamo]

Carnage

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:!!!

[Natalie.]

oh sugar

[Jake.]

Jesus!

[LukeB]

stop begging you twit

[Cal.]

drag ha

[GypsyGoth]

Sugar went mad.

[Natalie.]

alan getting trigger happy

[Crimson Dynamo]

Yes

Sugar tastic

[GypsyGoth]

No one is left to go back to the house and tell them who went.

[arista]

3 Fired

[Braden]

Obviously did that for the dramz/ratings/media attention

[Crimson Dynamo]

No one going back to house