2014 TiBB Lounge™ - Part 13 (Santa's Crack Den)

[Liam-]

Dan Frost (play on Jack Frost) or Danta Claus (play on Santa Claus)


Which one?

Oh Danta Clause, i get it now :joker:

[Shaun]

Christmas Cake$ha
ArcTic Tok

:think:

[Daniel.]

Christmas Cake$ha
ArcTic Tok

:think:

OMG I love the second one :love:

[Jay.]

I can't think of a christmas themed name with jay in :worry:

or maybe arcticmonkeys just works? :suspect:

[T*]

someone should invent a virus like the virus from utopia that exterminates all white people except ammi and olivia colman

oh, bitch :hmph:

[Daniel.]

I can't think of a christmas themed name with jay in :worry:

or maybe arcticmonkeys just works? :suspect:

Yes it does and would suit you!

[Marsh.]

i really had my heart set on rose mcgowan

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4vlqd3ZdT1rqrk6x.gif

[T*]

This place about to ho ooo, ooo oh

[Liam-]

i really had my heart set on rose mcgowan

Rose Mcsnowan x

[Daniel.]

I think Ii;m going to use ArcTic Tok

Thanks Shaun!

[Jake.]

imma need a lily themed name

[Jay.]

I feel like my name may just be the least imaginative though :worry:

[Shaun]

Baby Sheezus surely

[Shaun]

JingleAllTheJay tbh

[Jay.]

JingleAllTheJay tbh

I much prefer, a lot more christmassy, ty Shaun :clap1:

[Jake.]

Baby Sheezus surely

:love:

[Shaun]

*opens a Name Shop*

[Liam-]

Shaun, you seem good at this, help a sister out hun

[Jake.]

Sorry Jay, decision's already been made

[Daniel.]

Shaun, you seem good at this, help a sister out hun

Marina themed one?

[Shaun]

hmm there's potential along the Marina - Hollywood line but I can't find it :think:

[Jake.]

I'm still trying to think of alternatives :think:

[T*]

Shaun can you do one for me please :love:
Either comedic (like cameltoe and wine), something to do with my name or an artist I like :love:

[Firewire]

hiya hunz x

[Firewire]

i burnt my tongue on tea earlier i can't taste anything

[Cal.]

hiya hunz x

Hi! How did the friend/going back to work situation pan out?

[Jake.]

Hi Jonathan :love: how did your thing with work go?

[Firewire]

Hi! How did the friend/going back to work situation pan out?

Hi Jonathan :love: how did your thing with work go?

lol she messaged me at work like "what happened after i went home?" and i was like "i bumped into [our boss]" and she was like "aw that sucks :("

oop not me being a liar

it was fine

[Firewire]

i was just overwhelmed yesterday i don't know what came over me today was good though

[Cal.]

lol she messaged me at work like "what happened after i went home?" and i was like "i bumped into [our boss]" and she was like "aw that sucks :("

oop not me being a liar

it was fine

Well that's good then!:p

[T*]

x5-ITF2iI8w

[Firewire]

Well that's good then!:p

i don't know why i worried so much

i was robbed of £20 today though for our night out for the kitty when i would not spend £20 on drinks bye

[Shaun]

i can't think of any other names :worry: other than the disappointing/generic Slay Ride

[Marsh.]

What name could I have?

Don't be insulting please or I'll have to smack you. :idc:

[Jake.]

MerryChristmarsh

[Marsh.]

:think:

[Firewire]

Marshmas

[Marsh.]

christMarsh it is. :laugh:

[Daniel.]

Hi

[Udanax]

hi

[Liam-]

christMarsh it is. :laugh:

You missed a trick with MarshiahCarey.

[Daniel.]

Hi udanax (what is your actual name)

Liam what's your name?

[Daniel.]

XMAS Name

[Liam-]

Idk, I'm still thinking :think:

[Cal.]

everybody hate on liam

[Daniel.]

I hate Liam

Happy?

[Cal.]

yes

i miss bb15 like legit

[Liam-]

How about NoëlEdmonds? :think:

[Daniel.]

:umm2:

[Daniel.]

How about NoëlEdmonds? :think:

idgi

[Udanax]

Liam = puta

[Daniel.]

Oh OK I do

[Liam-]

Noël is French for Christmas and Noel Edmonds is the Elf that gives Christmas presents to kids on Sky1

[Daniel.]

Noel Edmonds does Deal or No Deal

[Liam-]

Liam = puta

Excuse you.

[Liam-]

Noel Edmonds does Deal or No Deal

He also does 'Noels Christmas Presents' :hmph:

[Daniel.]

What other artists do you stan that you could make a play of

[Udanax]

Udolph The Burgundy Weaved Slaydeer

[Jay.]

How about NoëlEdmonds? :think:

genius :clap1:

[Liam-]

What other artists do you stan that you could make a play of

Lana, Kesha, Girls Aloud, Britney, Marina, Alanis, Christina, Gaga, Beyonce obvs, Florence, Katy, Fergie... to name a few.

[Udanax]

i also need a better xmas name :( plz help.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

can i be FKA Twigs like surely that is festive enough bc trees and ****

[Firewire]

Nativitslay

[Liam-]

genius :clap1:

At least someone appreciates my creativity around here :love:

[Glenn.]

I got my Christmas decorations down today :flutter:

[Daniel.]

can i be FKA Twigs like surely that is festive enough bc trees and ****

I thought you were Rose McSnowan

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

when i trust you we can do it with the (christmas tree) lights on

*sways*

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I thought you were Rose McSnowan

em

[Firewire]

Boney M

[Liam-]

Bohemian Wrapsody.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

has anyone said Charli XCXmas yet

[Daniel.]

I was going to suggest BeyonceNoels for Liam but someone has got it

[Daniel.]

You stan so many flawless artists yet Marina in your dp welp

[Udanax]

Marina.. smh.

[Marsh.]

You missed a trick with MarshiahCarey.

I'd rather cut my own penis off and feed it to next door's cat. :idc:

[Liam-]

You stan so many flawless artists yet Marina in your dp welp

Excuse you, Marina is a goddess.

[Daniel.]

Not really

[Liam-]

TheCranberries Sauce..

Where is Shaun when you need him :sad:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

TheCranberries Sauce..

Where is Shaun when you need him :sad:

what is that even a reference to

[Marsh.]

what is that even a reference to

The Cranberries obviously.

[Cal.]

smack it in the air

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

idkha

[Liam-]

what is that even a reference to

The Cranberries, stan them.

[Firewire]

Little Mixmas

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Little Mixmas

omfg yes

i would claim this but i feel as though apple deserves it more

[Daniel.]

smack it in the air

Girl I want to kick it with you

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

The Cranberries, stan them.

no http://i.imgur.com/tMenDba.jpg?1

[Cal.]

Girl I want to kick it with you

legs moving side to side

id want to do 7/11

can we do crazy in love

[Liam-]

no http://i.imgur.com/tMenDba.jpg?1

They released one of the best albums of 1994, show some respect.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

the only album released in 1994 that i have heard is dummy by portishead so that is automatically better

[Daniel.]

Jagged Little Pill is slaying me

[Liam-]

Jagged Little Pill is slaying me

Best album ever released, did i lie?

[Daniel.]

Best album ever released, did i lie?

No.

[Daniel.]

What's your favourite Beyonce Knowles album guys?

[Jay.]

Jagged Little Pill is slaying me

:nono: happy little pill is better tbh

[Cal.]

What's your favourite Beyonce Knowles album guys?

B'Day

[Daniel.]

:nono: happy little pill is better tbh

:Kellie:

Download it Jay

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

self titled > 4 > the rest

[Liam-]

4 >>

[Cal.]

um what

[Cal.]

I dislike everything from 4 besides I Was Here

[Cal.]

And 1 + 1 ofc

[Daniel.]

1. B'Day
2. I Am...Sasha Fierce
3. 4
4. Beyonce
5. Dangerously In Love

Is the correct order.

[Liam-]

Beyonsleigh :smug:

[Liam-]

I hated her self titled one, it's overrated as ****.

[Cal.]

B'Day
I Am...Sasha Fierce
Beyoncé
Dangerously In Love
4

[Cal.]

I hated her self titled one, it's overrated as ****.

I did but after listening to them all a few times I like most

[Liam-]

4 > I am.. Sasha Fierce >>> everything else.

[Daniel.]

Not when B'Day is the best though

[Cal.]

Not when B'Day is the best though

.

[Marsh.]

Beyonce has no talent other than shagging rappers.

[Cal.]

Beyoncé the album just feels so glamorous

[Daniel.]

Beyonce has no talent other than shagging rappers.

She's the best pop singer alive today.

[Cal.]

Beyonce has no talent other than shagging rappers.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/4aac96b535c277c2bd562c7f27425a4c/tumblr_nfi2s8iwkU1s8fmjbo1_250.gif

[Jay.]

I don't like her music but omfg shes hot

[Daniel.]

Being serious though, my top 5 artists of all time in no particular order

1. Beyonce Knowles
2. Kesha Rose
3. Paramore
4. Lady GaGa
5. Alanis Morissette

[Liam-]

Not when B'Day is the best though

You think Warrior is better than Cannibal though, so your opinion is tainted.. tainted like Soft Cell's love.

I hope someone get's that pun

[Daniel.]

You think Warrior is better than Cannibal though, so your opinion is tainted.. tainted like Soft Cell's love.

I can't pick between them though

[Cal.]

Beyonce has no talent other than shagging rappers.

I hope the gif is a warning for you to not try me, bitch.

[Daniel.]

Being serious though, my top 5 artists of all time in no particular order

1. Beyonce Knowles
2. Kesha Rose
3. Paramore
4. Lady GaGa
5. Alanis Morissette

Can we all :flutter: at this please

[Marsh.]

3. Paramore

5. Alanis Morissette

:joker:

[Daniel.]

:joker:

What :Kellie:

[Cal.]

Can we all :flutter: at this please

Where is Lily A and Nelly F tho

[Jay.]

I don't have a top 5 because I get bored of listening to the same music so have to constantly change :worry:

[Marsh.]

I hope the gif is a warning for you to not try me, bitch.

I thought it was a warning to go light on carbs or we'll all end up with thighs like Beyonce's tree trunks. :fan:

[Daniel.]

Where is Lily A and Nelly F tho

Lily A might make top 10 and Nely F is like idk where hun

[Liam-]

:joker:

Don't start on Alanis Morissette Morsh :nono:

[Marsh.]

What :Kellie:

Isn't it ironic... don't you think? :fan:

[Cal.]

I thought it was a warning to go light on carbs or we'll all end up with thighs like Beyonce's tree trunks. :fan:

http://media.giphy.com/media/IL7hXX77O5OIU/giphy.gif

[Daniel.]

Isn't it ironic... don't you think? :fan:

Get Marsh his comedy award my stomach hurts :Britney:

[Cal.]

Lily A might make top 10 and Nely F is like idk where hun

True Nelly is quite an irrelevant now but like 10 years ago she was queen

[Marsh.]

Get Marsh his comedy award my stomach hurts :Britney:

Why is Britney in your stomach? :unsure:

[Liam-]

Isn't it ironic... don't you think? :fan:

I don't think you unworthy
I need a moment to deliberate.

[Liam-]

True Nelly is quite an irrelevant now but like 10 years ago she was queen

Maneater is still one of my regular bops tbh

[Cal.]

Ew

[Cal.]

Maneater is still one of my regular bops tbh

tbh

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i bet marsh uses youtube as an mp3 player

[Marsh.]

i bet marsh uses youtube as an mp3 player

I don't use anything as an mp3 player because I live in 2014. :unsure:

Go back to the 90s kiddo.

[Josy]

Scott i'm making your xmas name *TheDementedElf*

[Jay.]

what is an mp3 player??? :shocked:

[Cal.]

what is an mp3 player??? :shocked:

what is you

for not liking beyoncé's music

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I don't use anything as an mp3 player because I live in 2014. :unsure:

Go back to the 90s kiddo.

well that made sense

[Jake.]

josy did you hear that I'm quitting tomorrow

[Marsh.]

what is an mp3 player??? :shocked:

Scott got it last Christmas to replace his CD walkman. :fan:

[Marsh.]

josy did you hear that I'm quitting tomorrow

:amazed:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Scott i'm making your xmas name *TheDementedElf*

yHYETPdykkU

[Jay.]

what is you

for not liking beyoncé's music

tasteful xx

[Daniel.]

Jay remember when we stanned Classic by MKTO

[Marsh.]

well that made sense

I'm too highbrow for you. :smug:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ok

[Jay.]

Jay remember when we stanned Classic by MKTO

yeah :flutter:

[Josy]

josy did you hear that I'm quitting tomorrow

Nope.

If you don't want to be there though then it's for the best, there's no point waiting around wasting your time doing something you don't want to do.

Good luck with it all :love:

[Cal.]

http://www.bohomoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/tumblr_mhh0o5h2Uh1qcqqpjo4_250.gif

find this girl

[Cal.]

its friday tomorrow omg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

oh

[Cal.]

ugh not here for t-factor this weekend

[Cal.]

x factor

[Daniel.]

Four is so good the non fans should give it a try

[Jay.]

currently planning my christmasvision song and its already a flop :clap1:

[Daniel.]

Were only getting older baby and I've been thinking about it lately does it ever drive you crazy, just how fast the night changes? :dazzler:

[Jake.]

Nope.

If you don't want to be there though then it's for the best, there's no point waiting around wasting your time doing something you don't want to do.

Good luck with it all :love:

Thank you :love:

[Jake.]

Love On Top from 4 was a bop :clap1:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/57c97ebee3c5fd2e2280069b51f5b102/tumblr_nfowgaqAXW1rv8mhvo1_500.png

daniel in 8 years

[Daniel.]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/57c97ebee3c5fd2e2280069b51f5b102/tumblr_nfowgaqAXW1rv8mhvo1_500.png

daniel in 8 years

:umm2:

[Firewire]

no one ever matches me on tinder

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

when i used to have tinder i was going through my 2 day bisexual phase and even the women didn't like me

[Firewire]

when i used to have tinder i was going through my 2 day bisexual phase and even the women didn't like me

lit me

[Daniel.]

I get matches but never messages

[Glenn.]

I get matches but never messages

[2] :worry:

[Firewire]

that's nice but we were talking about me

[Josy]

that's nice but we were talking about me

:joker::joker::joker:

[Daniel.]

that's nice but we were talking about me

https://38.media.tumblr.com/802ff10ffe66f468a35925b8ac720db7/tumblr_nfedevuued1sww0s1o1_500.gif

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i can't wait until i claw myself up to a generous 6 so i can start sleeping around again

i am a low 2 atm

[Glenn.]

I think Im losing weight.

Maybe I have aids or something

[Daniel.]

I am a 5

[Liam-]

I am a 1 and that's being generous.

[Daniel.]

Face picture tbh Liam I'm not here for your hood and tongue

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

yes liam receipts

[Glenn.]

I'm losing my body fat y'all

Last year
http://i.imgur.com/V1Q3XVK.png

This weekend
http://i.imgur.com/HF8TG9g.png

[Daniel.]

Slay

Who here has seen a photo of me?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

me last year

http://24.media.tumblr.com/8fed552fcd92678a7a86afdb487fdcd5/tumblr_mmc8ipsggi1rwgwkao1_400.gif

me this weekend

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2007/06/19/manning460.jpg

[Firewire]

i like your watch

[Daniel.]

me last year

http://24.media.tumblr.com/8fed552fcd92678a7a86afdb487fdcd5/tumblr_mmc8ipsggi1rwgwkao1_400.gif

me this weekend

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2007/06/19/manning460.jpg

:joker:

[Firewire]

scott do you have the peanut gif

[Glenn.]

Scott do you remember that night in tc when you got drunk and put makeup on?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

no :umm2:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

and yes jonathan hold on

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://i.imgur.com/VuA1E.gif

[Firewire]

http://i.imgur.com/VuA1E.gif

:love:

[Daniel.]

Jay made a gif of me crying once :umm:

[Jay.]

Jay made a gif of me crying once :umm:

:devil:

[Firewire]

http://i.imgur.com/vXGCSZ8.png

[Daniel.]

How scary for you to appear at this time @ Jay

[Glenn.]

no :umm2:

Omg you wasn't that drunk you mess

[Jay.]

How scary for you to appear at this time @ Jay

Can I post it?

[Jay.]

if you want to know what i look like google taylor lautner

[Daniel.]

NO

[Jay.]

jk check out my yt videos :love:

[T*]

Omg you wasn't that drunk you mess


I think it was smithy iirc, I asked Scott the other month and he said he couldn't remember and someone said it was smithy

Is it when he came in with a burqa on?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://i.imgur.com/vXGCSZ8.png

omg :joker:

[Jay.]

NO

but i found it on your wall :worry:

[Firewire]

I think it was smithy iirc, I asked Scott the other month and he said he couldn't remember and someone said it was smithy

Is it when he came in with a burqa on?

it wasn't smithy

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Omg you wasn't that drunk you mess

idr :worry:

[Daniel.]

but i found it on your wall :worry:

:umm:

[T*]

Omg Jonathan remember the judging u picture :laugh: I deleted it :sad:

[Firewire]

Omg Jonathan remember the judging u picture :laugh: I deleted it :sad:

no omg

[T*]

no omg


I can't get to it unless I have imgur pro <\3

[LukeB]

no omg

you don't remember me saying you look like that kid of Tracey Beaker? when tom posted it

[Firewire]

you don't remember me saying you look like that kid of Tracey Beaker? when tom posted it

omg no i do not remember this

[T*]

All I can find is the icon vers.

[Firewire]

delete that

[T*]

Done

[Firewire]

i do not want to see any more

[T*]

Sorry :laugh:

[T*]

it wasn't smithy


Who was it? They just came into the tc that was popular for a little bit in likeJanuary dressed in a head scarf, swaying as they said that their husband was abusing her in the chat box

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

wtf :umm2:

[Firewire]

Who was it? They just came into the tc that was popular for a little bit in likeJanuary dressed in a head scarf, swaying as they said that their husband was abusing her in the chat box

it was scott

[T*]

Scott is a strange drunk

[Daniel.]

He;s strange anyway

[T*]

Scott is flawless usually

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i was in a mental hospital in january that was defs not me

[Daniel.]

i lhove hm really

[T*]

i was in a mental hospital in january that was defs not me


It was around that time
(And if you don't mind me asking, why were you in a mental hospital?)

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

because i get random bouts of psychosis and when i get them i have to be hospitalized because i literally have no idea what i am doing its like being possessed or s/t

[T*]

because i get random bouts of psychosis and when i get them i have to be hospitalized because i literally have no idea what i am doing its like being possessed or s/t


Oh :sad:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

bleh it's awful like i have only had 2 really bad 'episodes' or w/e you wanna call them and appaz they were both drug induced (even though i hadn't been taking drugs when they happened the drugs were still in my system but idk if i buy that)

it's basically like being in a horror film you see/hear stuff that isn't there and once i could even feel my skin burning as though it was on fire

[Daniel.]

I remember when you told me that and we ended up talking deep and ended up talking about if we would **** our counceler

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:joker:

[Marsh.]

What drugs were you taking?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i was only smoking weed :umm2:

i don't even think that had anything to do with it but because i tested positive they said it was because of that

[Daniel.]

I want Chinese

[Marsh.]

You're not helping the cause for the legalisation of weed my boy. :idc:

[Daniel.]

Welcome back to the weaves btw xo

[Udanax]

the cold never bothered me anyway

[Marsh.]

Welcome back to the weaves btw xo

WHAT?!

D: :worry: :unsure:

[Daniel.]

They come back today

[Marsh.]

:suspect: I'm ready! :fist:

[Glenn.]

Ew

[Marsh.]

On second thoughts, I can't afford the infractions. :worry:

[Daniel.]

How many before you get banned?

[Marsh.]

How many before you get banned?

I don't know but the ones I have don't expire until 2015. :worry:

I got banned for a day over a small comment so it can't be many. :unsure:

[Firewire]

marina came out as gay omg

[Daniel.]

I have never been banned :flutte:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

flutte

[Daniel.]

eek

[Marsh.]

I knew there was a reason I never liked her diamonds.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i need to read

[Marsh.]

i need to read

Read a newspaper.

[Daniel.]

Read The 5SOS Book

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i meant the book i have been reading for the past week