2014 TiBB Lounge™ - Part 13 (Santa's Crack Den)

[Marsh.]

Which book is that?

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revival by stephen king

if some scary **** doesn't happen soon i want a refund like there have only been 2 scary bits so far and one of them was a dream sequence

[Daniel.]

The House of Wax is amazing

[Marsh.]

The Day We Died. :flutter:

[Daniel.]

lol

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what

[Daniel.]

Scott :love:

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it doesn't feel like friday bc i didn't watch AHS yesterday

[Daniel.]

I haven't seen since like episode 4

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why :umm2:

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are you getting drunk tomorrow daniel

[Glenn.]

Omg I haven't watched AHS since Halloween :linda:

[Daniel.]

I just cant get into it

And no but I am Saturday

[Glenn.]

It's my aunties funeral tomorrow :sad:

[Daniel.]

Sorry to hear :(

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you are both silly

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that was @ the AHS posts obvz

hug.gif @ glenn

[Daniel.]

What's your season ranking of AHS

[Glenn.]

My cousin says freak show is good but it isn't as good as coven :umm2:

[Shaun]

:hug: glenn

i had to go one of mine earlier in the year, it was the worst. it sounds horrible but she was like, my 'favourite' family member in a way if that makes sense, just because she was pretty much the centre of the family, the one everyone could go to, was super-funny and generous and successful and yeah

idk why i'm making this about me, stay strong glenn :love:

[Daniel.]

It's better than Coven but I need to catch up

[Glenn.]

Asylum>Murder House>Coven> Freakshow (bcoz I haven't seen it)

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asylum >

the rest are sort of on par

[Daniel.]

Asylum > Murder House > Freak Show (so far) > Coven

[Glenn.]

:hug: glenn

i had to go one of mine earlier in the year, it was the worst. it sounds horrible but she was like, my 'favourite' family member in a way if that makes sense, just because she was pretty much the centre of the family, the one everyone could go to, was super-funny and generous and successful and yeah

idk why i'm making this about me, stay strong glenn :love:


:hug:
I'm dreading it. My brother is doing the eulogy and it's going to be heartbreaking because he was closest to her.

I just hope we give her the send off she deserves :love:

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i remember when my uncle died and i had to carry the coffin into the church it was grim ew i hate churches

CHVRCHES > churches

[Daniel.]

Btw I am over getting kicked off the course it's an excuse to get drunk

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that's the spirit

[Daniel.]

that's the spirit

lmao

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i'm gonna get so drunk on like NYE or s/t i cba drinking until then i decided once a month was enough and i already got drunk last week so

[Daniel.]

What you doing for it

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probably going to my sisters house and sitting cross legged on the floor bc it is always full and appaz you do not deserve a seat if you are under 30

[Daniel.]

Nice

Im going to town ergh

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i don't like town bc i hate loud drunk people

[Daniel.]

It's going to be full of them but I am going to a hot guy's house for pre drinks so

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ew jel i don't know any hot guys

[Glenn.]

probably going to my sisters house and sitting cross legged on the floor bc it is always full and appaz you do not deserve a seat if you are under 30

I know this pain

[Daniel.]

I ave lost weight already

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isn't it ****ing annoying :fist:

[Glenn.]

I always end up squashed in the kitchen with every other ****er

[Glenn.]

Can we call the next thread Mrs Claus' Dusty Vagina please

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i wish i had a social life so i had an excuse not to go to things like that

[Daniel.]

Why don't you

[Daniel.]

I have 5 friends 2 live in London 3 I only get drunk with I hate everyone else

[Glenn.]

I prefer Christmas and NYE with my family.

I was out on Christmas Eve one night and I got hammered. I got in at 5am and crashed on the sofa. When I woke up I had pissed myself and had a raging hangover that ruined the day.

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:joker:

[Daniel.]

Hello wherever you are

[Glenn.]

-would post the next line of lyrics but can't remember them-

[Daniel.]

She is such a ****ing queen

[Glenn.]

I need to listen to warrior again. It's flawless

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ew i haven't had a social life since i was like 18 there was a brief revival last year but then it died again

[Glenn.]

You need to be a bit more outgoing

[Daniel.]

Why though

[Glenn.]

I'm going to bed. Got to be up early in the morning :sad:

[Daniel.]

Hope it goes well :)

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what does outgoing mean

[Daniel.]

lol

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excuse me i do have friends actually

the middle aged woman who used to work in the shop near me i swear we are soulmates

AND another large woman who used to be a TA at my primary school and she has had the same turquoise coloured anorak for about 19 years

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sO THERE

[Daniel.]

slay

[Daniel.]

me

http://media.giphy.com/media/K4cfqllv7jQek/giphy.gif

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why am i awake

[Daniel.]

Same

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i'll probably get woken up at like 7 as well smfh

[Daniel.]

I will at like 1

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do you still go to that DBT thing or whatever its called

[Daniel.]

CBT and no but I got bad again so Ii contacted them so and they want me to go back on it

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i cba they wanted me to join a new group and i said no so now i don't see anyone

the last group was messy af basically i ended up sleeping with someone in the group then we fell out and it was really awks

[Daniel.]

oh yeah I remember you said lmao

Mine was one to one though I didn't have a group

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and i ****ing hated this girl in it like ugh she was so annoying she kept telling everyone that she was blind but then she used to sit and play candy crush bitch i saw you

[Daniel.]

and i ****ing hated this girl in it like ugh she was so annoying she kept telling everyone that she was blind but then she used to sit and play candy crush bitch i saw you

:joker:

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it was messy af the guy that i slept with was so annoying like he literally worse a weed cap and weed socks and a pride necklace thing to clip his phone on :umm2:

[Daniel.]

Weed Socks <3

The rest is cringe thougg

[Daniel.]

Was he hot

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not really

[Daniel.]

Did you like arrange to meet up or

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meh kinda idk

[Daniel.]

Lmao

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Did you like arrange to meet up or

yeah i met him and we got stoned and he stayed at my house that night it was messy

[Daniel.]

Do gou ever feel like every hot guy is straight ergh

[Daniel.]

yeah i met him and we got stoned and he stayed at my house that night it was messy

Sounds messy/fun

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it was not fun it was awful

[Daniel.]

Oop

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i used to sort of be seeing this guy and he was fun bc we used to go visit his nan and she was hilarious/often drunk and his cousin was always there too who also slayed

[Daniel.]

Slay

Have you ever done stuff with girls before you came out

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oh and this other guy who looked like shaggy from scooby doo he was fun too other than that i hate every man that i have ever spent the night with

[Daniel.]

I don't speak to the majority most were one nights

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Slay

Have you ever done stuff with girls before you came out

no ew

well when i was like 14 and we were playing spin the bottle but that was it oop

[Daniel.]

:joker:

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and i kissed the only other guy that was playing and it got spread around school lmao

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but we both denied obvz

[Daniel.]

Hopefully no one reads this conversation

[Daniel.]

Im going to bed hun night

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ugh i just started typing an essay

[Udanax]

oh

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i want my account deleting i want a rebirth like jesus

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those guys on grindr that have two seperate profiles and one is like a picture of them in a suit holding a briefcase 'Paul, 27, I work at a law firm so can smell bull**** a mile off ;) I am not looking for 'fun' so do not ask or you will be blocked' then their other profile is them kneeling in front of a mirror with a gimp mask on and baby oil smeared all over their torso '****ING BREED ME NOW'

why you lie boo

[Shaun]

the word 'breeding' is disgusting

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ik :sad:

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it is also scientifically inaccurate

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on grindr anyway

[Ammi]

..Scott, what about Rose McGowan Shane's sister...

[Ammi]

..Cadbury's Rose(s) McGowan...

[Ammi]

..Rose McGowan slay bells...

[Ammi]

http://i.imgur.com/fBIzPHx.jpg

[Udanax]

Ha-ha!

[Ammi]

..moning Uda, you're up and about early or still up and about quite late...

[Udanax]

Good morning Ammi :). I'm still up but probably should be getting to sleep soon..

[Ammi]

....rubbish sleeping patterns are the worst but it's good to see though that you've kept the forum safe on night watch though and you've switched Scott and Daniel's nightlights on and put and extra blanket on for them....

[Udanax]

:joker:

I'm going to sleep now :) have a good day.

[Ammi]

..you have a good sleep and a great day as well, Uda...good night/good morning and good day to you..:love:...

[Ammi]

http://i.imgur.com/ku6IEJf.gif

[Ammi]

..well then...

[Ammi]

..just imagine puppies playing in the snow with their mother...

[Shaun]

I'm playing with some puppies right now [/uncomfortable oversharing heterosexual shaun]

[Ammi]

....hmmmm, ok I'll just make your cocoa and leave it outside the door then for when you're ready for it....

[Jake.]

Morning!

[Shaun]

I've decided to put something back in my sig <3

[Ammi]

..morning Jake..:love:...


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[Ammi]

..can we all post this endlessly on Nathan's wall for his birthday this weekend...

[AnnieK]

Morning...

[Ammi]

Morning...

..Annie..:love:...

[AnnieK]

Hey Ammi....how are you today :love:

[Natalie.]

Haven't thought of a Christmas name yet :think:

[arista]

http://i.imgur.com/fBIzPHx.jpg

http://www.clker.com/cliparts/C/I/3/C/L/T/sewing-needle-hi.png


Bliss

[Daniel.]

Hi

[Daniel.]

Hi

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omg all the black friday violence on the news

people are animals

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..Cadbury's Rose(s) McGowan...

slay

[Daniel.]

I cba to go shopping plus I have no money

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i have a sore throat

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http://robinenrico.com/images/blog/2011-03-09-simpsons.png

me rn

[Daniel.]

That photo reminds me of you because of kik

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That photo reminds me of you because of kik

http://i.imgur.com/BT4oOEB.jpg?1

[Daniel.]

Marge is my favourite The Simpsons character

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nought lauren platt saying she is too ill to perform on x factor this week

she obvz just saw my post about having a sore throat and decided to copy me

[Daniel.]

Obviously.

[Udanax]

tht wasthe worst sleep of my life

[Marsh.]

i have a sore throat

:fan:

[Daniel.]

tht wasthe worst sleep of my life

Why

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erm

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daniel stan twigs

[Udanax]

Why

I was savagely attacked by a cat

also this is the greatest thing ever written: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6829556/1/My-Immortal

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i love hymns

ZuFFoyz5DrE

[Daniel.]

I will listen later I am listening to Lady GaGa atm

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I will listen later I am listening to Lady GaGa atm

http://i.imgur.com/SLykrUj.jpg?1

[Marsh.]

Pornstache declaring his love. :laugh2:

[LukeB]

Pornstache declaring his love. :laugh2:

For me?

[Cal.]

hi

[Glenn.]

Hey

[Glenn.]

http://i.imgur.com/MI3VQmJ.png

Scott is this you? :umm2:

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no but whoever it is i love them

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is he hot

[Daniel.]

I'm so hungry

[Marsh.]

is he hot

I'm so hungry

:umm2:

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I'm so hungry

http://i.imgur.com/HLcsii2.jpg?1

[Glenn.]

is he hot

He has Mr burns as his cp. he's going to be a monster

[Daniel.]

:umm2:

http://i.imgur.com/HLcsii2.jpg?1

:joker:

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ask him for a pic

[T*]

Hello :love:

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glenn remember when i had you as my dp on grindr

[T*]

Don't the weaves come back today? :unsure: :worry:

[Daniel.]

She makes me feel like I'm trying too hard

[Cal.]

Don't the weaves come back today? :unsure: :worry:

Tomorrow isn't it

[T*]

Tomorrow isn't it

nope
today

[Daniel.]

I thought it was today but I will be surprised if any come back at all
I can see maybe Hayden arse licking but the rest?

[Cal.]

No one will speak to them tbh

[Cal.]

Although I guess some will sprout the 'Scott is forgiven' **** they tried to do in the chat.

[Liam-]

No one will speak to them tbh

A lot of people will speak to them :laugh:

[Glenn.]

glenn remember when i had you as my dp on grindr

Yes :joker:

[Cal.]

We should all ignore their welcome threads

[Daniel.]

"I eat dominoes up, breakfasst and lunch then when I'm thirsty I drink milkshake"

:umm2:

[T*]

"I eat dominoes up, breakfasst and lunch then when I'm thirsty I drink milkshake"

:umm2:

who did this
WHO DID THIS
They should be burnt at the stake for ruining one of the best Ke$ha songs tbh

[LukeB]

We should all ignore their welcome threads

but will anyone will actually do this :laugh:

[Cal.]

but will anyone will actually do this :laugh:

no

[Glenn.]

Scott this him :umm2:

http://i.imgur.com/zDhlGbD.png

[Firewire]

iconic

[Daniel.]

He is not 23.

[Glenn.]

We should all ignore their welcome threads

but will anyone will actually do this :laugh:

no

Why are you even giving them your attention anyway.

[T*]

Scott this him :umm2:

http://i.imgur.com/zDhlGbD.png

*screams and splashes holy water in eyes*

[Cal.]

Why are you even giving them your attention anyway.

what do you mean

[Glenn.]

what do you mean

Wasting your energy on speaking about them

[Cal.]

Wasting your energy on speaking about them

Because it was a conversation:worry:

[Glenn.]

Anyway

[LukeB]

they are going to get attention anyway, i think not everyone will ignore them :laugh:

[Glenn.]

I ignored them before they were banned. Doubt I'll change that.

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Scott this him :umm2:

http://i.imgur.com/zDhlGbD.png

23 what kind of lie

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Although I guess some will sprout the 'Scott is forgiven' **** they tried to do in the chat.

what :umm2:

[Glenn.]

Ikr :umm2:

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i don't see how it has anything to do with me

[Marsh.]

He is not 23.

:laugh2:

[Marsh.]

*screams and splashes*

:umm2:

[T*]

:umm2:

erm

[Glenn.]

Think im going to have a nap. Been a long day.

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i'm gonna get drunk idc

[Jake.]

So I handed in my notice and after a longgg day I only have to work there for one more week (Mon-Fri)! The stress has given me a disgusting headache but I'm sooo happy

[Cal.]

um on the chat like a month ago some of them were saying it was ridiculous how they were banned and people had reacted so strongly when you were on the forum and everybody was friendly with you

[Marsh.]

So I handed in my notice and after a longgg day I only have to work there for one more week (Mon-Fri)! The stress has given me a disgusting headache but I'm sooo happy

:clap1:

[Cal.]

So I handed in my notice and after a longgg day I only have to work there for one more week (Mon-Fri)! The stress has given me a disgusting headache but I'm sooo happy

:clap1:

[Cal.]

oop

[Liam-]

:umm2:

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anyway

[Cal.]

well I didn't agree with them, I just said that's probably what they'd say:umm2:

[Marsh.]

Alex and Piper's relationship is doing my head in. What do they have to do to each other to make them actually hate each other? Sheesh!

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i binged the first season of orange in like 2 days and i have only seen 5 eps from season 2 oop

[Marsh.]

Red. :flutter:

[Daniel.]

Bored

[LukeB]

Red. :flutter:

Lorna :flutter:

[Marsh.]

Bored

Have a wank.

[Daniel.]

Have a wank.

Not yet hun.

[LukeB]

:umm2:

[Marsh.]

"Nun Shall Pass" :joker:

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LP1 is slaying my soul

[Daniel.]

PLUG DJ

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where

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where is dezzy nobody else stanned LP1

[Daniel.]

I am moving to the north I have decided

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where abouts

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if you get your own house can i move in

[Daniel.]

For Uni

[Daniel.]

If I blag the maths thing

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oh

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what are you doing at uni

[Cal.]

daniel no one is on plug why ask me to go on

[Daniel.]

Psychology hopefully at Manchester met we can do Trafford Centre like every week then

And I want us all to

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i actually love maths

[T*]

Imagine a TiBB Trafford Centre meet up :flutter:

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i haven't been to the trafford since i was like 15 and me and friend got asked to leave bc we were picking pound coins out of the fountain oop

[T*]

actually it'd probably be like this (i'm dw)
http://i.imgur.com/do8gKTV.png?2

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idek why people would find that offensive like its not stealing from a charity or anything if you are stupid enough to throw money in a water fountain im gonna fish it out ok

[Daniel.]

:joker:

[Daniel.]

Perched for it

[Marsh.]

i actually love maths

*meths

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oh

[Daniel.]

Jason though is he mad

[Daniel.]

I had to shut my eyes at the end of Hollyoaks

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what

[Daniel.]

http://i1.cdnds.net/12/24/300x225/jeff-as-silas.jpg

[Marsh.]

Silas is back? D:

[Daniel.]

No :laugh:

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daniel download LP1

[Daniel.]

by

[Marsh.]

Aww :sad:

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FKA twigs

[Daniel.]

Willhttp://i1.cdnds.net/12/24/300x225/jeff-as-silas.jpg

[Marsh.]

:eek:

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now please

[T*]

fka is creepy

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she slays

[LukeB]

can hollyoaks just axe Rick