2014 TiBB Lounge™- Part 14 (Santa's Grotto)

[Shaun]

*waits for Mock's conspiracy theory post about how McVitie's using a pug in their advert is all a scheme undertaken to get Andrea in the final*

[Shaun]

oh wrong thread lul

[Cal.]

messy

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Close enough

http://i.imgur.com/8ptN98S.jpg?1


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/11/27/article-2239186-0057DFDC00000258-651_306x341.jpg

who wore it better

[Smithy]

jack aged better

[Shaun]

rofl

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i'm watching about time but its boring

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oh

[Smithy]

has everyone given up on freak show

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no you little ****

the last ep was good

[Jay.]

has everyone given up on freak show

yes tbh :worry:

[Smithy]

no you little ****

the last ep was good

but still it's been 8 episodes of meh or ok, no episode has slayed me

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ik :sad:

but did any ep of coven slay you

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zoe's chainsaw massacre kind of slayed me

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also i was thinking the other day

why didn't cordelia even try to resurrect madison :umm2:

like did kyle not tell her she was dead/she just thought she had left as she was planning to

[T*]

also i was thinking the other day

why didn't cordelia even try to resurrect madison :umm2:

like did kyle not tell her she was dead/she just thought she had left as she was planning to

they hated her

[Smithy]

Yeah i think she thought she left, although i saw a post on tumblr which was really good about madison and about how the writers built her up as an amazing character blah blah blah and how she could have quite easily stopped kyle but the ****ty writers stopped it

lemme see if i can find it

[Smithy]

Madison was set up for character development: she was raped, which was traumatic for her obviously, and we were made to feel sympathy for her and see her hidden insecurities and sadness. Then she was killed, which obviously was meant to make us feel something. Madison was a bitch, but she was still part of the team; she was still one of the big four with Zoe, Nan, and Queenie. The fault in Madison starts as soon as she’s revived: we got the great generation Y monologue, which was likely going to start the unfolding of the rest of her character arc, but then it fell flat. The topic of her emotional state after resurrection was never breached again, and then she was senselessly killed off by Kyle. It’s bull****: Madison could take Kyle. She could control his mind, use fire, transported away from him. Anything. Kyle could not have killed Madison. Obviously the writers wrote themselves into a corner and didn’t have the time or talent to fix it so they ****ed Madison over and destroyed her character.



where is the lie tho

[Smithy]

Coven didn't slay me either, but everyone was so sassy that it kind of made up for it, there's nothing like that this season :umm2: it's like a soap with a lot of murder

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she could have quite easily stopped kyle

this though :umm2:

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i still think she should have died but someone should have killed her with magic not some twink strangling her to death kmt

[T*]

Ahs freakshow is just:
Chat
*dramatic music*
*jimmy kills another person*
*freaks crowd round as they bury said person*
*dandy has another tantrum*
*twisty does something*
credits

[Smithy]

yeah he should have whacked her round the back of the head like she did to misty

[T*]

i still think she should have died but someone should have killed her with magic not some twink strangling her to death kmt

this

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are we all agreed that misty should have been the supreme

[Smithy]

no, misty is overrated as fuq

shoulda been nan

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bye

[T*]

are we all agreed that misty should have been the supreme

yes

[T*]

i'd like it to be nan
i hated how they killed her off

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i'm so bored

[Smithy]

i'm doing my xmas wishlist :fan:

[T*]

i'm doing my xmas wishlist :fan:

Omg me too!
Idk if I want an SLR or a PS4 :sad: Halp

[Smithy]

PS4 duh

[T*]

Yas
Now I can get LBP3

[T*]

i think thats the best choice
with the cam i'd be like
*takes long exposure pic of my sister doing something stupid*
*doesnt use it for 6 months*

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i'm not getting a next gen console until a new fallout game is announced

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or bioshock

[T*]

they said theres not gonna be another bioshock iirc

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whTA

[Daniel.]

We have been in Plug DJ for 7 hours

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pUT YOUR HAND IN MY HAND

LET ME SHOW YOU THE WAY

http://userimages02-akm.imvu.com/productdata/stickers_3d467209c33f0f95e347257e4384b8d6.gif

[Daniel.]

Why are we still there?

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http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110927162839/icarly/images/a/aa/Mushtash_Sally.png

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i have decided i am sexually attracted to hannah tointon

[Ammi]

http://i.imgur.com/3Iqphls.gif

[Jake.]

not here for this hangover bye

[Glenn.]

I've caught up with ahs to uk pace. It's ok.

[Tom4784]

i have decided i am sexually attracted to hannah tointon

:clap1:

Pray the gay away.

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http://i.imgur.com/depcXKh.jpg?1

[Marsh.]

um

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ok

[Smithy]

oh marsh you finally got rid of that shitty signature

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decided to stick with the general shitty theme though

[Jake.]

my fringe > morsh's fringe

[T*]

the forum during cbb rumour season
http://i.imgur.com/As6gfr6.png

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the forum during cbb rumour season
http://i.imgur.com/As6gfr6.png

http://i.minus.com/ibroOjOEiJKvms.gif

[T*]

http://i.minus.com/ibroOjOEiJKvms.gif

its the truth

[Liam-]

its the truth

Leave him alone :nono:

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/qcIOynA.png

[T*]

breakaways are disgusting

[Smithy]

i'm listening to Electra Heart, sorry but this album slays and if you disagree you can go choke on a dick

[Liam-]

i'm listening to Electra Heart, sorry but this album slays and if you disagree you can go choke on a dick

Omg

Someone else who loves Electra Heart :love:

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homewrecker >

[Smithy]

Lies, Sex Yeah, Teen Idle all slay idec

[Liam-]

Starring Role, Power & Control, Valley Of The Dolls, Bubblegum Bitch >>

[Smithy]

Valley Of The Dolls is garbage

[Kizzy]

Doe's anyone know when 'Elf ' is on?

[Cal.]

Clarissa-Myra Chanteuses has won the T-Factor y'all x

[Marsh.]

oh marsh you finally got rid of that shitty signature

And yet your sh*tty avatar remains. :hmph:

[Marsh.]

my fringe > morsh's fringe

Fringe's don't suit your bald head. :hmph:

[Marsh.]

http://i.imgur.com/qcIOynA.png

Stop picking on me. :fist:

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niall's ex tumblr bf just appeared on my dash

[Smithy]

which one

[Smithy]

And yet your sh*tty avatar remains. :hmph:

lady adorablega > whatever the **** yours is :umm2:

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lmao

that ralph guy

[Marsh.]

I'm sick of this American woman in Corrie. What is the point in her?

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she is australian

[Shaun]

i remember there being drama re: ralph but not what it was about

-idk why i'm raising it tbh i don't even care-

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i remember that too but icr what it was about

i remember that niall told me he asked niall to call him daddy though

[Smithy]

didn't he do something that made niall go on a food binge or something, then that oskar kid got involved :think:

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omg :umm2: that's ****ed up if that actually happened

[Shaun]

who tf is oskar

why do none of these people have normal names

[Smithy]

I remember there being loads of print screens of texts and stuff, oskar told ralph to die and the niall reblogged the whole post with his explanation and then put *mic drop* at the end of it :think:

[Shaun]

"hello have you met my tumblr boyfriend"
"no omg?"
"yes here's his url his name is dave"

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smithy remember when he was in that network and he used to reblog those really ugly selfies and you said one of them looked like mr potato head or s/t :joker:

[Smithy]

who tf is oskar

why do none of these people have normal names

he was some guy niall was friends with on tumblr, he got a bit obsessed with him iirc :think:

[Liam-]

wtf is a 'tumblr boyfriend'? :umm2:

[Smithy]

smithy remember when he was in that network and he used to reblog those really ugly selfies and you said one of them looked like mr potato head or s/t :joker:

omfg yes, the guy with the glasses, he was so ugly and then niall was tagging like "omg so cute!!"

and we're all just sat here like

http://i.minus.com/ieHcePFxvNUBM.gif

ok

[Marsh.]

she is australian

No she is not.

[Marsh.]

wtf is a 'tumblr boyfriend'? :umm2:

When they steal selfies from tumblr and show people pretending they're their boyfriend. :fan:

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omfg yes, the guy with the glasses, he was so ugly and then niall was tagging like "omg so cute!!"

and we're all just sat here like

http://i.minus.com/ieHcePFxvNUBM.gif

ok

and then i was going through his 'cutie' tag one day and he found me and called me out lmao

[Smithy]

omg, i was just going through my old PM's and one of them had a link to tommy forum he made like 3 years ago, and stacey was posting on it last month :umm2:

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ergh i love reading through old pm's but mine got cleared when i was banned

[Cal.]

omg i feel like crying

[Marsh.]

"I'll sue"

Yep, she's definitely American. :laugh:

[Marsh.]

omg i feel like crying

Are you ok?

[Cal.]

So when I was younger (like 3) me and my nan used to drop my great nan off of Bingo and she would give me money to have a McDonalds (my great nan) and my nan would take me afterwards and I used to eat it and never even offer my nan a chicken nugget I feel horrible should I ring her

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erm

[Ammi]

So when I was younger (like 3) me and my nan used to drop my great nan off of Bingo and she would give me money to have a McDonalds (my great nan) and my nan would take me afterwards and I used to eat it and never even offer my nan a chicken nugget I feel horrible should I ring her

...hawwww..you were only 3yrs old Cal...I'm sure she disn't even think anything about it but just like to watch you enjoying having it..:hug:..

[Cal.]

but anyway the girl who sits next to me in like every class tomorrow isn't going to be in tomorrow i feel like crying

[Cal.]

i'll be alone and irrel

[Marsh.]

So when I was younger (like 3) me and my nan used to drop my great nan off of Bingo and she would give me money to have a McDonalds (my great nan) and my nan would take me afterwards and I used to eat it and never even offer my nan a chicken nugget I feel horrible should I ring her

:unsure: What's brought all this on?

[Cal.]

...hawwww..you were only 3yrs old Cal...I'm sure she disn't even think anything about it but just like to watch you enjoying having it..:hug:..

That is true, I hope she hates McDonalds tbh x

[T*]

Fun Fact: I am actually the pigeon lady off Home Alone 2

[Cal.]

:unsure: What's brought all this on?

My mum came in from work and was like 'Imma go mcdonalds do you want chicken nuggets' and I had a raven vision but it was like a flashback instead

i said no to my mum but im hating myself for it

[T*]

http://torontoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Pigeon-Lady.jpg

[Marsh.]

"feed the birds..."

[Cal.]

I wish my nan was like Nana McQueen

[Smithy]

"feed the birds..."

that's mary poppins twat

[Marsh.]

that's mary poppins twat

Obviously twat

[Cal.]

that's mary poppins twat

I was thinking that but didn't want to seem stupid

-realises I legit just shared that I felt guilty about not giving me nan some of my McDonalds in like 2002-

[Cal.]

but it was the truth and i thought i'd share

[Cal.]

is the richard gere story true

[Marsh.]

You've gone from grandma chicken nuggets to gerbils in anuses. :umm2:

[Cal.]

You've gone from grandma chicken nuggets to gerbils in anuses. :umm2:

grandma chicken nuggets:fan::elephant::fan:

[T*]

Oh TiBB..

[Cal.]

Is it true tho

[Marsh.]

:shrug:

[T*]

kinky

[Cal.]

If so he is disgusting

[T*]

http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp

[Marsh.]

Tom's sig is perverted.

[T*]

i think i've done something to my wrist

[Cal.]

omg that is so upsetting

[Marsh.]

Have you broke it?

[T*]

Tom's sig is perverted.

bitch you are the most perverted one here
bye

[Udanax]

:umm2:

[T*]

Have you broke it?

No, I can move it and then it really hurts when I move it suddenly

[Marsh.]

bitch you are the most perverted one here
bye

*insert stock weave dialogue*

[Marsh.]

No, I can move it and then it really hurts when I move it suddenly

:smug:

[Udanax]

get ha marsh x

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what the ****

[T*]

*insert stock weave dialogue*

that isn't a weave thing

[Marsh.]

that isn't a weave thing

bye

[Liam-]

Cal, what are you doing to the title? leave the poor thing be

[Samm]

that isn't a weave thing

Clock it :dazzler:

[Cal.]

I was trying out how to edit the titles quickly but accidentally clicked it

[Liam-]

We're putting our decorations up over the next 2 days :flutter:

[Udanax]

I just finished putting mine up lol

[Jay.]

We're putting our decorations up over the next 2 days :flutter:

2 days?! How big is your house? :suspect:

[Jay.]

I bet you have the servants do it as well tbh

[T*]

We're putting our decorations up over the next 2 days :flutter:

Ugh my mum is redecorating our lounge before we do ours :sad:

[Liam-]

2 days?! How big is your house? :suspect:

I bet you have the servants do it as well tbh

Ugh i wish!

No i have to do it all myself, i have to get everything down, rearrange furniture and then put everything up, it will take about a day and a half before it's all done technically :laugh:

[Liam-]

Ugh my mum is redecorating our lounge before we do ours :sad:

Who redecorates at Christmas time? :suspect:

[Jay.]

Ugh i wish!

No i have to do it all myself, i have to get everything down, rearrange furniture and then put everything up, it will take about a day and a half before it's all done technically :laugh:

Is that you typing or your families hired help

Yeah same tbh, no-one ever wants to help me :laugh:

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Ugh i wish!

No i have to do it all myself, i have to get everything down, rearrange furniture and then put everything up, it will take about a day and a half before it's all done technically :laugh:

what kind of slave labor teas

[Liam-]

Is that you typing or your families hired help

Yeah same tbh, no-one ever wants to help me :laugh:

I'm kind of glad i do it myself though really, I'm so controlling when it comes to the decorations, especially the tree, no-one goes near my tree until it's done.. even then they can only look but not touch :joker:

[Mokka]

I'm kind of glad i do it myself though really, I'm so controlling when it comes to the decorations, especially the tree, no-one goes near my tree until it's done.. even then they can only look but not touch :joker:

This whole sentence sounds like a euphemism for somethinng
Is it a euphemism for something?

[Liam-]

This whole sentence sounds like a euphemism for somethinng
Is it a euphemism for something?

:unsure:

Only Christmas decorations

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what is michelle visage doing on x factor

[Udanax]

This whole sentence sounds like a euphemism for somethinng
Is it a euphemism for something?

:joker:

[Smithy]

thats michael buble scott

[Jay.]

I'm kind of glad i do it myself though really, I'm so controlling when it comes to the decorations, especially the tree, no-one goes near my tree until it's done.. even then they can only look but not touch :joker:

SAME! Even though I take like 3 hours untangling fairy lights :bawling:

I've probably done it every year, on my own, since I was 12/13 :laugh:

[T*]

Who redecorates at Christmas time? :suspect:

My mother, obviously.

[T*]

Everyway that i can
i'll die
i'll die
make you mine agaiiin

[T*]

I'm having a eurovision playlist and listening to some of the songs :flutter:

[Shaun]

can we go through one day on tibb without a ****ing sertab erener reference :rolleyes:

[Liam-]

SAME! Even though I take like 3 hours untangling fairy lights :bawling:

I've probably done it every year, on my own, since I was 12/13 :laugh:

Untangling lights is the worst, that alone makes me hate Christmas a little bit :nono:

My mother, obviously.

What a weird time to get an urge for a makeover..

[T*]

can we go through one day on tibb without a ****ing sertab erener reference :rolleyes:

no :hmph:

[T*]

Why did Dima Bilan win
he's ****

[Liam-]

Emily West >>> all of your faves

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i'm so glad lauren is in the bottom 2 but i hope mock does not microwave his hamster tonight bc of it

[Shaun]

why did that serbian lesbian beat verka serduchka? eurovision is unfair

[T*]

omfg remember in Eurovision 2004 when Sertab got her shoe stuck in the grate of the stage

[Shaun]

i'm so glad lauren is in the bottom 2 but i hope mock does not microwave his hamster tonight bc of it

dead like his family later on

[T*]

why did that serbian lesbian beat verka serduchka? eurovision is unfair

i know :sad:
Also why did Azerbaijan win in 2011? They weren't that good :umm2:

[Liam-]

If we're talking about robbed Eurovision queens, there are none more robbed than Ruth and Sanna this year.

[Jay.]

i'm so glad lauren is in the bottom 2 but i hope mock does not microwave his hamster tonight bc of it

I thought mock was a girl omg

[T*]

bGY20O4Z7nM
http://i.minus.com/if6jOcCqeV234.gif

[T*]

i love eurovision so much :love:

[T*]

this is ****
-04pUETT7oI

[Marsh.]

Stop.

[T*]

Stop.

No ha2

[Marsh.]

No ha2

Yes ha12

[Shaun]

Sanna this year was meh, but then most of the entries were really

2013's contest was fantastic. The Norway, Finland and Denmark entries :lovedup:

[Ninastar]

ben + andrea omg thats so cute

ugh best final 3 ever

[T*]

Sanna this year was meh, but then most of the entries were really

2013's contest was fantastic. The Norway, Finland and Denmark entries :lovedup:

I adored them 3 :love:
Norway's was so good, I loved it!

[Ninastar]

omg wrong thread

[Shaun]

-tries to lock scott away in my basement before he's banned for baiting mock-

[Mokka]

-tries to lock scott away in my basement before he's banned for baiting mock-

Not a bad idea

[T*]

I hope 2015 will have a contest with a lot of good music instead of all of them being meh
2014 was a good contest host wise- But what happened is what happened in 2011 where a very meh act won

[T*]

why didn't this win L6M300uBc7U

[Marsh.]

"There was a boy and he was killed...."

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if i was bob the medic on IAC i would be like ok jake i just need to check inside your foreskin now you know bc spiders and stuff or w/e

[Shaun]

imagine getting to do that with dougie from mcfly <3

[Shaun]

-can't think of anyone else that's been on the show i find attractive-

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jay from 5ive

[Shaun]

*ignores that and scours wikipedia*

[Glenn.]

Who redecorates at Christmas time? :suspect:

I decorated last year before Christmas.

[Shaun]

oh hugo from made in chelsea

that'll do

[Black Dagger]

Sanna was beyond overrated, wasn't she runner up in the end, so undeserved

~reading back~

[Black Dagger]

Oh no wait Netherlands were, that top 2 were perfect, Europe did good :love:

[Marsh.]

anyway

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http://i.imgur.com/tECbnmY.jpg?1

[Smithy]

im bored

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same

[Cal.]

Jake

[Cal.]

oh that's awkward

[Cal.]

the winner's are always surprising on this show

[Marsh.]

Jake not getting a bridge walk. :clap1:

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jake should have won

[Marsh.]

jake should have won

no

[LukeB]

Who won?

[Glenn.]

Mel

[LukeB]

she came 3rd :suspect:

[LukeB]

No one at work knew who The Who are :joker:

[Cal.]

Foggy won

[LukeB]

oh.. wanted Jake to win

[T*]

jake should have won

no

[Daniel.]

Hi everyone

[T*]

no

[Daniel.]

Um

[Marsh.]

Ban it.

[T*]

Um

I posted it at an unfortunate time
sorry

[T*]

It wasn't appearing so i thought it didnt post and then posted it again

[LukeB]

Ban it.

Who is an It:hehe:

[Liam-]

Foggy :lovedup:

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shut up tom/marsh/liam

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i don't even watch IAC i just wanted him to win bc he is adorable

[Liam-]

He's revolting, love yourself Scott

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you are sexually attracted to walking fringes do not @ me liam hun

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aND ANOTHER THING

[Liam-]

you are sexually attracted to walking fringes do not @ me liam hun

Walking fringes >>> sleazy jake Q

[Daniel.]

One of the best looking people of all time

[Liam-]

You need to love yourself too

[Marsh.]

You need to love yourself too

They do. To pictures of Fake Jake.

[Daniel.]

I do

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i hope he is sleazy

[Cal.]

aND ANOTHER THING

what is this other thing

[Liam-]

Messy

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i forgot

[Cal.]

oh

[Liam-]

If Jake did porn I wouldn't skip the videos, but other than that he's gross

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i'm going to sleep super early tonight slay

[Liam-]

I think I'm having a breakdown

[Daniel.]

I would take a boytle, Jake, go back to my basement and fet sleazy

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I would take a boytle, Jske ti back to my basement and fet sleaxy

okay

[Cal.]

I would take a boytle, Jake, go back to my basement and fet sleazy

oh

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I think I'm having a breakdown

why boo

[Marsh.]

anyway

[Cal.]

is everybody excited for CBB15

[Marsh.]

Jane killed Lucy Beale

[Daniel.]

No

[Daniel.]

I am in Premier Inn

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i am perched yes

[Daniel.]

Tamsworth

[Daniel.]

Cal have you heard of Tamworth the town centre is awful

[Cal.]

Peggy is coming back to EastEnders yaass

[LukeB]

Peggy is coming back to EastEnders yaass

full time?

[Cal.]

Cal have you heard of Tamworth the town centre is awful

Yes:umm2: