waterhog
11-12-2014, 12:02 PM
Sick Animals (PDSA) wrightstuff debate - walk that bitch 11.12.14
this is no shaggy dog story
we need help from the law
in humans food is a comfort glory
and dogs have no switch off paw.
its all about survival
they have no compassion
even there master they will rival
eat everything with no left over ration.
i have paid loads
groomed and praised kissed and brush
my love explodes
positive on gonorrhea,syphilis,HIV,chlamydia and thrush.
some got dirty
and i can not describe in writing
looking all Innocent and flirty
but unwelcome was that vicious biting.
A&E was shameful
up me they did stitch
but i attend the hospital like rainfall
they no guilty of this is my "bitch".
she don't come cheap
wolfing food down like a gannet
my local landfill must be 50% of her heap
never has she worried about saving the planet.
i do weep with a tissue
because i had to be the ultimate creep
the quack said she had a behavioural issue
so coming home i thought it was only right to lay her to sleep.
250 000 have my same talk
i hope my point did log
you owe it to them to a 2 daily 1 hour walk
this is what is involved if you own a dog.
( hand on my heart - i was writing this poem from seeing it on a news channel and when they done the paper review, i think it was Alexis Conran who covered this story and it also gave me more reason to continue. i can not understand why anyone would get a dog and not understand you have to walk them at least 2 times a day and i would say each walk should be 1 hour. not sure if i have been disrespectful in my poem but again i do not mean to cause offence and it is a joke. so tell me - how many times a day should you walk your dog - reply's have to rhyme - and if you get dirty i will muzzle you. lets have fun with this one please.you can find more out on this website http://www.telegraph.co.uk/lifestyle/pets/10875802/Pet-Fit-Club-Fat-cats-and-dogs-enter-the-PDSAs-annual-pet-slimming-contest.html or you can look into it here http://www.pdsa.org.uk/ )
this is no shaggy dog story
we need help from the law
in humans food is a comfort glory
and dogs have no switch off paw.
its all about survival
they have no compassion
even there master they will rival
eat everything with no left over ration.
i have paid loads
groomed and praised kissed and brush
my love explodes
positive on gonorrhea,syphilis,HIV,chlamydia and thrush.
some got dirty
and i can not describe in writing
looking all Innocent and flirty
but unwelcome was that vicious biting.
A&E was shameful
up me they did stitch
but i attend the hospital like rainfall
they no guilty of this is my "bitch".
she don't come cheap
wolfing food down like a gannet
my local landfill must be 50% of her heap
never has she worried about saving the planet.
i do weep with a tissue
because i had to be the ultimate creep
the quack said she had a behavioural issue
so coming home i thought it was only right to lay her to sleep.
250 000 have my same talk
i hope my point did log
you owe it to them to a 2 daily 1 hour walk
this is what is involved if you own a dog.
( hand on my heart - i was writing this poem from seeing it on a news channel and when they done the paper review, i think it was Alexis Conran who covered this story and it also gave me more reason to continue. i can not understand why anyone would get a dog and not understand you have to walk them at least 2 times a day and i would say each walk should be 1 hour. not sure if i have been disrespectful in my poem but again i do not mean to cause offence and it is a joke. so tell me - how many times a day should you walk your dog - reply's have to rhyme - and if you get dirty i will muzzle you. lets have fun with this one please.you can find more out on this website http://www.telegraph.co.uk/lifestyle/pets/10875802/Pet-Fit-Club-Fat-cats-and-dogs-enter-the-PDSAs-annual-pet-slimming-contest.html or you can look into it here http://www.pdsa.org.uk/ )