2014 TiBB Lounge™- Part 15 (Elf Workshop)

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

he was spitting earlier actually (fibreglass insulation gets everywhere) and i thought of you x

we have such a beautiful friendship

[Braden]

I would have a break down if a hot guy asked me to build a scaffolding platform.

How did you cope, Shaun?

[Shaun]

i just tried to avoid eye contact and maintain eye contact with his ass, really

[Braden]

God bless you :love:

[Shaun]

why are the series numbers in your sig multicoloured braden

who are you trying to impress

[Braden]

Myself tbh :umm2:

[Shaun]

pretentious bitch

[Braden]

Says she who wears a 'house of zeta' banner.

Do you really wanna go there?!?!

[Jake.]

http://i.imgur.com/w1yJuvBs.jpg

[Black Dagger]

:beacham:

[Jake.]

http://i.imgur.com/k3t1HP8s.jpg

[Shaun]

Says she who wears a 'house of zeta' banner.

Do you really wanna go there?!?!

i have nothing to say to this so here is barclay beales

https://38.media.tumblr.com/735486bf74b7ae8554e2aadd581ef7a1/tumblr_ng61uyFjww1s6re19o1_1280.jpg

[Braden]

I'm just a jealous hag :(

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

[2]

[Marsh.]

So this is what gay builders think about. :unsure:

[Shaun]

tbf it's only like 5% of the time

like at least 60% is "this is NOT going to fit in the bloody skip" and 10% is "i hope we are not out of milk in the break room"

[Braden]

Do we really need a second series of The Missing?

[Shaun]

i haven't watched any of it yet no spoilers pls :worry:

[Marsh.]

tbf it's only like 5% of the time

like at least 60% is "this is NOT going to fit in the bloody skip" and 10% is "i hope we are not out of milk in the break room"

What's the other 25%? :think:

[Marsh.]

I've just been attacked on DS. :worry:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

how amazing does that cucumber banana tofu thing look

[Daniel.]

What is your DS name

[Marsh.]

What is your DS name

sorcha_healy27

[Glenn.]

My ears are burning

[Shaun]

What's the other 25%? :think:

it's split into

- "my feet hurt"
- feelings of being the odd one out because literally everybody else there smokes
- "what's for dinner"
- "how much phone battery is left"
and - "what is marcus from tibb doing right now?"

[Cal.]

sorcha_healy27

Get out, there's no way!:shocked:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

someone come and post in the gay thread with me on DS

[Marsh.]

it's split into

- "my feet hurt"
- feelings of being the odd one out because literally everybody else there smokes
- "what's for dinner"
- "how much phone battery is left"
and - "what is marcus from tibb doing right now?"

:joker:

[Marsh.]

Get out, there's no way!:shocked:

:hehe:

[Cal.]

:hehe:

Sorcha is a girl, I swear:suspect:

[Marsh.]

Sorcha is a girl, I swear:suspect:

I'm joking. :laugh: It's the first username I could remember from the soap section.

[Cal.]

I'm joking. :laugh:

Oh:laugh:

I bet you're a flop on DS.

[Marsh.]

I'm never a flop. :hmph:

[Daniel.]

someone come and post in the gay thread with me on DS

I will

[Braden]

Can someone tell me what porno this is from? :evilgrin:

http://38.media.tumblr.com/4120a1cbfbe172b4b2eba072dc9ed97b/tumblr_ngozqjKC5M1t1rvzco1_500.gif

http://31.media.tumblr.com/347777cc975331f33d43c97e9216e3dc/tumblr_ngozqjKC5M1t1rvzco2_500.gif

[Cal.]

I'm never a flop. :hmph:

Tell me who you are so I can confirm.

[Glenn.]

I feel like sitting up all night watching porn but I have work tomorrow :sad:

[Marsh.]

Tell me who you are so I can confirm.

No. I feel like people will stalk me. :worry:

[Marsh.]

I feel like sitting up all night watching porn but I have work tomorrow :sad:

All night? I get bored of it after an hour.

[T*]

Can someone tell me what porno this is from? :evilgrin:

http://38.media.tumblr.com/4120a1cbfbe172b4b2eba072dc9ed97b/tumblr_ngozqjKC5M1t1rvzco1_500.gif

http://31.media.tumblr.com/347777cc975331f33d43c97e9216e3dc/tumblr_ngozqjKC5M1t1rvzco2_500.gif

Is that Nick Jonas?

[Liam-]

All night? I get bored of it after an hour.

[2]

[Braden]

Yes :joker:

it's not actually a porno just looks like one :joker:

[Shaun]

straight men in movies seem way too eager and keen to let gay guys blow them

this does not happen in real life, especially straight men that look like nick jonas

[Braden]

I wish it did happen in real life.

The only guys I have ever had feelings for have been straight...hence why I am painfully on my lonesome.

[Marsh.]

Ew, feelings.

[Braden]

They are literally disgusting.

I wish I was void of feelings/emotions most of the time.

[Daniel.]

I always fall for straight boys too.

[Marsh.]

Are you both gay homophobes? :eek:

[Black Dagger]

Urgh I heard Nick Jonas is a homo in that show he's doing. Going to have to watch it now :fist:

[Liam-]

I fall for straight guys all the time too, it's a nightmare.

[Black Dagger]

I think I only ever fell for my straight high school best friend. I don't really fall for guys in general easily tbf.

[Daniel.]

I fell for my secondary school best friend too.

[Marsh.]

Where do broken hearts go....

[Daniel.]

Iconic

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i have only ever fallen for one person and that was years ago so

[Black Dagger]

I fsort of fancied another 'totally' straight boy as well at school, well I thought he was until the other month when he said he wanted to have sex with me, but I swear he was homophobic at school so I turned him down incase he ended up murdering me </3

[Liam-]

The last person i fell for was a bi guy who never wanted to come out of the closet, he ditched for a girl for an 'easier life' :joker:

[Braden]

Maybe 'feelings' was a strong word for me.

I should have probably said fancy. I've never ever been in love.

[Marsh.]

I fsort of fancied another 'totally' straight boy as well at school, well I thought he was until the other month when he said he wanted to have sex with me, but I swear he was homophobic at school so I turned him down incase he ended up murdering me </3

:joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i still get scared meeting guys on grindr that they will murder me and stuff welp

[Daniel.]

I currently like someone meh

[Marsh.]

I currently like someone meh

Just tell me and get it over with.

[Braden]

Real Love By Tom Odell begins to play in the background

[Marsh.]

http://media0.giphy.com/media/7QQlnHBpFmihq/200_s.gif

[Jake.]

Real Love By Tom Odell begins to play in the background

reminding me that I'm alone

[Marsh.]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7sqkeJ6iv1qhk6l1.gif

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

reminding me that I'm alone

jim's fault

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

omg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Besdj0JIEAYGvBV.jpg

[Daniel.]

Where are the lies?

[Black Dagger]

god she was a bellend of a woman rly.

[Marsh.]

god she was a bellend of a woman rly.

Did you just say Frank Carson? :fist:

[Braden]

Ab Fab on Gold is giving me life :flutter:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

*picture of a middle aged somalian woman*

"me"

[/tom]

[Jake.]

oop

[T*]

*picture of a middle aged somalian woman*

"me"

[/tom]

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRNyMcZVMP5bkQKQZJ5kEpjg9U4FwiHP oDx8xEKzS9sfOuwx-gS
me

[Cal.]

she has a gun

[T*]

oh

[Daniel.]

Svott :love:

[Cal.]

disgusting

[T*]

we get it daniel

[Daniel.]

Tom hun I nominated you in Most Loved shut up

[T*]

me on this forum
https://31.media.tumblr.com/0fd86da0663bce26d68eace5ecc02416/tumblr_inline_ngp396knmt1qmtldn.gif

[Liam-]

You are not Mariah Carey, you're just about on Dev level

[Cal.]

The Arthur/Tracy Beaker theme tunes make me sick

Remind me of waking up for school:bored:

[T*]

i saw the post you deleted cal
y u being so rude lately

[Cal.]

i deleted it bc i thought the gif was just the dog trying to jump into the bath but it's not lmao

[T*]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/cbe82b13ff342b6fb5e65550654ce0d5/tumblr_ngowv27tJ41qdcdwpo1_1280.png

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

me

[Marsh.]

The Arthur/Tracy Beaker theme tunes make me sick

Remind me of waking up for school:bored:

Everyday when you're walking down the street...

[Udanax]

I am a victim of bullying

[Marsh.]

I am a victim of bullying

:unsure:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

who has hurt you

[LukeB]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m932ghVrkh1ry6kkro1_500.gif

[LukeB]

Cause I may be bad
But I'm perfectly good at it
Sex in the air
I don't care
I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones
May break my bones
But chains and whips
Excite me :dazzler:

[Udanax]

daniel has reduced me to tears for the last time...! i'm stronger now..

[Jay.]

gain that strength back udanax x

[Liam-]

#PrayForUdanax

[Jake.]

who's udanax is it a multi

[T*]

no jake

[T*]

when he first joined i had suspicions though lmao

[Liam-]

who's udanax is it a multi

No, Udanax is a king

[Jay.]

what who is jake?

[Jake.]

I'm joking btw

But what's his real name? I've seen Bradley mentioned but who's that?

And **** off JingleAllTheJizz

[Udanax]

Bradley is my real name :)

[T*]

bradtheladlong teas?

[Marsh.]

who's udanax is it a multi

:joker:

[Udanax]

yes i'm 100% bradtheladlong :clapclapclap:

[Jake.]

my cousin's called Bradley and he's a bit of a dick http://i.imgur.com/w1yJuvBs.jpg

I'm willing to give you a chance though

[Marsh.]

when he first joined i had suspicions though lmao

It took how long for Stacey's multi to be exposed? :fan:

[Jay.]

And **** off JingleAllTheJizz

I'm not a malicious woman and I will strike down the first person who says that I am!

[Marsh.]

And **** off JingleAllTheJizz

:joker:

[Udanax]

yes I'mm a multi on a bbuk forum :laugh: apart from I'm not because I can think about a million more productive things to do with my time.

[Jay.]

that was a nighty night quote btw i'm not a woman, don't want ya'll thinking i'm a multi :fist:

[Daniel.]

Bradley is honestly the best member on here

[Jake.]

I'm not a malicious woman and I will strike down the first person who says that I am!

I just feel like I've lost everything. Lost my husband, lost my best friend, that's you Cath.

[Marsh.]

I'm not because I can think about a million more productive things to do with my time.

Stacey and Salman shade? :fan:

[Jake.]

Bradley is honestly the best member on here

first scott, now bradley, make up your drunken mind

[LukeB]

Salman shade? :fan:

:hehe:

[Jake.]

Stacey and Salman shade? :fan:

Edit spotted :linda:

[Jay.]

I just feel like I've lost everything. Lost my husband, lost my best friend, that's you Cath.

Praise be

[LukeB]

me next week
https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luu7jrW31z1qfkumjo6_250.gif

[Marsh.]

Edit spotted :linda:

:hehe: I got my annoying members mixed up. :unsure:

[Udanax]

Yes I am shading people who make second accounts.. Just move on with ur lives kk?

[T*]

stop it they'll just return

[Marsh.]

Yes I am shading people who make second accounts.. Just move on with ur lives kk?

I was supporting your shade. :sad:

[Jay.]

me reading bitches on tibb

https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luu7jrW31z1qfkumjo1_250.gif

[Marsh.]

stop it they'll just return

Oh great. It's here again. :idc:

[Jake.]

Yes I am shading people who make second accounts.. Just move on with ur lives kk?

Drag it

[Daniel.]

Bradley, Liam and Scott I can not decide :Linda:

[Jake.]

me reading bitches on tibb

https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luu7jrW31z1qfkumjo1_250.gif

that makes no sense

[Udanax]

I was supporting your shade. :sad:


Don't be sad little apparent human thing.. I accept ur support x

[LukeB]

Bradley, Liam and Scott I can not decide :Linda:

Not Jay? he wins surely

[Jay.]

that makes no sense

its 1;30 am :worry:

[Jay.]

Not Jay? he wins surely

nty :nono: i am my own self

[Jake.]

its 1;30 am :worry:

*1:24

[Marsh.]

Don't be sad little apparent human thing.. I accept ur support x

I am not human. :shocked:

[Jake.]

Not Jay? he wins surely

Surely not, Jizzy Jay is awful

[Marsh.]

He's better than Jazzy Jake. :idc:

[LukeB]

Surely not, Jizzy Jay is awful

this should be your christmas name Jay!

[LukeB]

I want this Hoover :idc:
http://i.imgur.com/dCtlX2v.gif

[Daniel.]

Not Jay? he wins surely

Yeah

[Jake.]

this should be your christmas name Jay!

Yay so Christmasy!!

[Jay.]

:suspect:

[Daniel.]

I love Linda

[Jake.]

who doesn't

[Udanax]

Jake calling out everyone's minor errors <3 so pedantic <3

[Daniel.]

The Jim stans

[Jay.]

my new mv

kf0ittFt96c

[Marsh.]

Jake calling out everyone's minor errors <3 so pedantic <3

You're so passive aggressive this morning. I love it. :flutter:

[Jake.]

Jake calling out everyone's minor errors <3 so pedantic <3

I let people clock themselves

http://i.imgur.com/73mPTF9.png

[Daniel.]

oh

[Udanax]

You're so passive aggressive this morning. I love it. :flutter:

I love how aggressive u are all the time :flutter:

[Daniel.]

Bradley is a truth teller

[Marsh.]

I love how aggressive u are all the time :flutter:

True love. :lovedup:

[Daniel.]

Can we make Bradley adminsitrator

[Udanax]

True love. :lovedup:

I ship us tbh

[Marsh.]

Can we make Bradley adminsitrator

Sack Hosy.

[T*]

Sack Hosy.


Oh erm

[LukeB]

I love twitter
http://i.imgur.com/uVeYwJz.png?1

[T*]

I need sleep

[Daniel.]

Bye then

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

josy

[T*]

I'm not going yet ho

[Udanax]

gn

[Jake.]

I need sleep

Bye then

gn

:joker:

[Daniel.]

Are you going?

[T*]

Are you going?



I'm not going yet ho


Totes

[Jay.]

he's still here

[Daniel.]

I was talking to Bradley.

[Marsh.]

Oh sod the **** off!

[Daniel.]

Excuse me

[Marsh.]

:hehe:

[LukeB]

Has anyone got their 2015 calenders yet? if so which one

[Daniel.]

Well you are a ****.

[T*]

I'm going now, night sluts x

[Udanax]

Gn Tom

[T*]

Gn Tom


Night :love:

[Jay.]

miss you already thomas

[Liam-]

Try not to think of all the natural disasters that could happen while you sleep x

[T*]

miss you already thomas



Niiiiight (I've turned off notifications I won't be replying until I wake up)

[T*]

Try not to think of all the natural disasters that could happen while you sleep x


Die x

[Liam-]

Well someone gets grumpy when they're tired :hehe:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

bOYZ THERE

HOW MANY

[Liam-]

bOYZ THERE

HOW MANY

Idk, how many have you got this time?

[Jay.]

slut

[Daniel.]

Scott

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

what

[Daniel.]

Hello

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

tara from the inbetweeners is so beautiful :cry:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

hi

[LukeB]

slut

:blush: awrrr

[Udanax]

My tongue hurts so much..

[Jay.]

My tongue hurts so much..

Liam's fake vagina?

[Udanax]

how did you know?

[Jay.]

my tongue hurts too

[Liam-]

Sorry, i haven't sanded the edges yet :sad:

[Jay.]

you need an upgrade tbh

[Liam-]

Well if you'd hurry up and pay me I'd be able to afford one.. I've seen a nice one with an attached collection tub, it's lush

[Jay.]

that is tempting, maybe me and Bradley should have a talk :worry:

[Udanax]

definitely considering it tbh

[Marsh.]

Reminds me of East is East.

"I'll wrap that fanny round your bastard head!"

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:cat:

[LukeB]

Addicted to Little Mix - Move

[Liam-]

Reminds me of East is East.

"I'll wrap that fanny round your bastard head!"

Which head? :think:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

same daniel

[Daniel.]

Iconic

[LukeB]

http://37.media.tumblr.com/4a9f9b1722a6bfb6e535256b039e8f9a/tumblr_mz6k7ubTc71sg4eyjo2_400.gif

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

did we all watch black mirror

i am shaken

[Marsh.]

Which head? :think:

:nono:

[Marsh.]

http://37.media.tumblr.com/4a9f9b1722a6bfb6e535256b039e8f9a/tumblr_mz6k7ubTc71sg4eyjo2_400.gif

Wow, she's really bouncing on Jim's dick.

[Marsh.]

I'd forgotten how good Monsters Inc is. :flutter:

[LukeB]

Wow, she's really bouncing on Jim's dick.

she has more class then that:nono:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i'm shattered :tina:

[Ammi]

...don't need to be alone, no need to be alone..it's real love, it's real.. it's real love, it's real...

[Ammi]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/4249aff008f2fb3ad33ba7b92411e8c5/tumblr_mtc0hp4vQh1ri5ryho1_500.gif

[Daniel.]

daniel has reduced me to tears for the last time...! i'm stronger now..

Hun

[LukeB]

what did i just watch
pM1-LNIcYuU

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://i.imgur.com/PtEFvaK.png

[LukeB]

http://share.gifyoutube.com/vqLRlA.gif

[Black Dagger]

she has more class then that:nono:

yeah a girl who has bondage orgies has class.

Not that Luisa wasn't flawfree in CBB. <3

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

how

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0d/Calvinharris_suit.jpg/220px-Calvinharris_suit.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B5AS2ZKIAAIHwnL.jpg

[Braden]

Money :love:

[Braden]

...and success I suppose

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i'm gonna join a gym when i'm thin i heard they **** in the showers at the gym in town

[LukeB]

i'm gonna join a gym when i'm thin i heard they **** in the showers at the gym in town

Please say you Mean F u ck?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

yeah

[Daniel.]

Indeed

[Braden]

Only people from my town could turn a Facebook status about saving the Nothern White Rhinoceros into an argument concerning eyebrows.

[Marsh.]

yeah

Only the tramps in the YMCA do that.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

not really though

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

how would you know

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

omfgg

https://33.media.tumblr.com/53e5b5d9b847703391876a90649c0a6c/tumblr_n9arpwpRHH1r46jiho1_1280.png

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

that goat mineral meme is so funny omg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i am scERAMING http://tombraiderii.tumblr.com/post/105453930228/seab33s-mineral

[Shaun]

omfgg

https://33.media.tumblr.com/53e5b5d9b847703391876a90649c0a6c/tumblr_n9arpwpRHH1r46jiho1_1280.png

:joker:

[T*]

omfgg

https://33.media.tumblr.com/53e5b5d9b847703391876a90649c0a6c/tumblr_n9arpwpRHH1r46jiho1_1280.png

:joker:

[T*]

today on tibb
oLW2cxsj8Vw

[T*]

or was it bit more like
Ubckx7X2Nd4

[LukeB]

No

[Braden]

Apparently Kitty Brucknell has been short listed to represent Moldova at Eurovision 2015 :joker:

[LukeB]

Apparently Kitty Brucknell has been short listed to represent Moldova at Eurovision 2015 :joker:

:joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/e7a82b73c73c4ef78ff9eaa9690c1e74/tumblr_ngo96sQGhX1shvogjo1_1280.jpg tumblr is slaying me tonight

[LukeB]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/e7a82b73c73c4ef78ff9eaa9690c1e74/tumblr_ngo96sQGhX1shvogjo1_1280.jpg tumblr is slaying me tonight

:joker:

[Black Dagger]

She tried out for Switzerland and flopped (like Same Difference and Maria Lawson before her </3)

[Marsh.]

how would you know

That would be telling. :hehe:

[LukeB]

I've watched loads of death scenes for an hour :unsure:

[T*]

She tried out for Switzerland and flopped (like Same Difference and Maria Lawson before her </3)

im so excited for melodifestivalen

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/cb67a0252d6d65c943ab4ddda9cb6d03/tumblr_ngmuynvn4C1qzyck7o1_1280.jpg

yes

[arista]

http://msdramatv.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/stacey-dash2.jpg
Stacey Dash

http://static5.businessinsider.com/image/538746e26bb3f78b3629a010/clueless-actress-stacey-dash-joins-fox-news.jpg

[T*]

okay