Celebrity Big Brother 15 - Launch Night Discussion Thread 9PM CH5/C5HD

[Amy Jade]

Oh god she's going to be messy af

[LukeB]

who

[Drew.]

Best known for being a mess

[Ammi]

No

The son of the best football player the UK Ever produced

big

Difference

..indeed/a true gift...

[Natalie.]

It wasn't me

[Daniel.]

Trainwreck

[Jake.]

why is La Roux being wasted on this

[BB IS ALIVE]

Only just noticed they aren't wearing name badges

[T*]

i'm guessing they spent most of the budget on the first 3 hms
(slay @ them using laroux tho)

[Kazanne]

Jeez,sack her surgeoun

[Marsh.]

Aww, Dermot misses Big Brother launch nights. :laugh:

[Ninastar]

eww what the ****

[Gusto Brunt]

Her face is swollen.

[warrenhill]

Callum Best wins this hands down......:spin:

By far the most genuine housemate they will have in there...

[Benjamin]

No

The son of the best football player the UK Ever produced

big

Difference

Not disputing that, but he is not his dad.

[Jake.]

Is this Frenchy's cousin or something

[MB.]

Nothing like hairy ribs on a woman

[Scream]

So many people on twitter are saying this is a good line up

[Crimson Dynamo]

Horrible

Face like a marshmallow

[The Penguin]

she looks like one of the "humans" on toy story

[Shaun]

poor girl's been chewing wasps

[Ninastar]

she looks about 50 D:

[Jake.]

Horrible

Face like a marshmallow

Let's move on from discussing Hopkins shall we

[LukeB]

Best known for being a mess

:joker:

[Ammi]

..I like her dress but I don't know her at all...

[Marsh.]

I actually thought it was Katie Piper for a second.

[T*]

what the **** happened to her cheeks

[Cal.]

oop

[Johnnyuk123]

Someone told her they are giving away free botox jabs at the top of the stairs. :joker::joker::joker:

[warrenhill]

..I like her dress but I don't know her at all...


The other house mates will know her as they are all mates..

[Gusto Brunt]

Katie will destroy Alicia.

[Shaun]

they should get the ONLY THE YOUNG!!! :mad: man in the house tbh

[MB.]

Who wrote Emma's questions this year? :umm2:

[Jemal]

Shes petrified lol

[Ross.]

Messy

[Marsh.]

She thought Emma was insulting one of her faces then. :laugh:

[Kazanne]

Her face is swollen.

That's not the only things that are swollen:hehe:

[Crimson Dynamo]

The chemistry

[MB.]

Gary Busey teas

[Amy Jade]

Why do the morons in the audience shout 'who are ya?'

just die

[Jake.]

Who wrote Emma's questions this year? :umm2:

Dowling rigging them for revenge?

[Jamesy]

Katie will destroy Alicia.

is there anything left of Alicia to destroy?!?!

[Ammi]

The other house mates will know her as they are all mates..

..especially Callum..:amazed:..

[warrenhill]

This looks like a line up of 2014 clones....

[Marsh.]

"I can't hear I've just had my ears shortened".

[Braden]

Alicia calling out the crowd :love:

[LukeB]

this is a strong cast tbh!

[Jamesy]

"I can't hear I've just had my ears shortened".

:joker:

[Mokka]

"I can't hear I've just had my ears shortened".

:joker::joker:

[Jake.]

"I can't hear I've just had my ears shortened".

ffs :joker:

[T*]

they should get the ONLY THE YOUNG!!! :mad: man in the house tbh

eurgh could you imagine how cringey the twist for him would be like though
'Lol talk like your xfactor voice for all conversations XDDD It's a twist :wavey::wavey::wavey:'

[warrenhill]

Whos the odd one out......Poor Ken....:laugh:

[Natalie.]

Perez has done his homework hasnt he

[Ammi]

"I can't hear I've just had my ears shortened".

..:laugh:..

[The Penguin]

Candyman?

[Vanessa]

Alexander! :dance:

[Amy Jade]

First person I've never heard of

[Natalie.]

Oh I do like a few of his songs :dance:

[Crimson Dynamo]

L
E
G
E
N
D

[LukeB]

I don't know him

[Lostie!]

Perez knows everything about everyone. That's why his ego is so big, it's full of secrets!

[warrenhill]

Alexander! :dance:


The new Evander.....:laugh:

[Ammi]

..oh some disco singing/dancing tasks...:love:..

[Marsh.]

eurgh could you imagine how cringey the twist for him would be like though
'Lol talk like your xfactor voice for all conversations XDDD It's a twist :wavey::wavey::wavey:'

I'd just say "RACHEL ADEDAJI" all night. :smug:

[Jemal]

Big brother proper brought out the cheque book this year boyyy

[MB.]

Is that Janet Jackson

[Jamesy]

I don't know him either. He looks like he will sit in the corner moaning

[Jake.]

Wow! :amazed: this line up is steller

[Marsh.]

Here for him going all Evander on Perez's arse.

[Gusto Brunt]

Four Americans. So far.

[Vanessa]

:dance::dance::dance:

[warrenhill]

Big brother proper brought out the cheque book this year boyyy


No i just think this lot are very short of cash....

[The Penguin]

one of the biggest R and B singers of the 80s?

No, Michael Jackson and Prince were the biggest R and B singers of the 80s

This guy is not

[Jake.]

Four Americans. So far.

And?

[Udanax]

Here for him going all Evander on Perez's arse.

he's nothing like evander :\

[Johnnyuk123]

Alexander will be the first to kick off when the food runs out!:joker:

[Shaun]

Favourite so far :love:

[Amy Jade]

I think he'll argue with Katie

[Marsh.]

he's nothing like evander :\

Give him a bible.

[Jake.]

Favourite so far :love:

Yeah, he seems really cool and not attention-hogging

[Brother Leon]

He has a couple jams. Didn't know him by name though so there is 4 HMs I know now :)

[Gusto Brunt]

And?

Oh sorry, I was under the illusion this was the UK CBB.

[Benjamin]

I think he'll argue with Katie

I don;t think she would dare start on him. :laugh:

[Ammi]

Here for him going all Evander on Perez's arse.

..he's more into the lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve....

[The Penguin]

he went to college on a football scholarship

shocker

[Jamesy]

"it's time to go in"

"is it?"

No Emma is going to get a ****ing mcdonalds now and you can eat a big mac meal and have a chat

[GiRTh]

vqz0mMtQX_cTUUUUUUNNNEEE!!!!!!!

[Amy Jade]

I want someone to fall down the stairs

[Johnnyuk123]

Why have half of them walked down the stairs like they have a bad case of piles?

[Shaun]

:umm2: @ Perez just shouting I'M PEREZ at him before he's even descended the stairs :joker:

[Marsh.]

Oh sorry, I was under the illusion this was the UK CBB.

Which means all of them must be British in origin? Because people only recognise people from the UK as celebs? :conf:

[Ammi]

vqz0mMtQX_cTUUUUUUNNNEEE!!!!!!!

..great tune, Girth...

[Ross.]

:umm2: @ Perez just shouting I'M PEREZ at him before he's even descended the stairs :joker:

:joker:

[Marsh.]

Patsy keeps mentioning how tired/old/boring she is. Hopkins is going to choose her. :worry:

[Johnnyuk123]

If Perez has done his homework he will know Katy is missing.

[Jamesy]

Americans on our CBB is ok as long as they're entertaining

[MB.]

552946157174145024

[Amy Jade]

oh dear flop

[Gusto Brunt]

Ken's only friend will be Keith.

[Shaun]

flop katie

[Marsh.]

Sound man hates Hopkins too. :clap1:

[Mokka]

Is that Janet Jackson

:joker::joker::joker:

[Lostie!]

Oops, technical fail. :laugh2:

[Jake.]

Katie finally silenced :worship:

[Jemal]

flop

[GiRTh]

This is the best line up for ages. At least three crazy bitches, Patsy Kensit, Alexander O Neal and the poseur Calum Best. What more can they give us.

[Braden]

Yay.

Keep Katie on mute for the rest of the series.

[T*]

apparently a hotel once charged alexanders record company tens of thousands of pounds because when they went to clear his room they found an umbrella he'd shoved up his arse and all the walls and carpets were covered in poo, so theres that

[Jamesy]

Oops someone in the gallery doesn't know what buttons to push :laugh:

[Ninastar]

well that failed

but omg the black guy is so cute

[Vanessa]

So far i love this line up! :amazed:

[Pete.]

Katie robbed of airtime </3

[Shaun]

If a certain Miss M doesn't arrive I should probably set up a support line for Braden and Loukas </3

[GiRTh]

apparently A hotel once charged alexanders record company tens of thousands of pounds because when they went to clear his room they found an umbrella he'd shoved up his arse and all the walls and carpets were covered in poo, so theres thatRock n Roll

[Jake.]

apparently A hotel once charged alexanders record company tens of thousands of pounds because when they went to clear his room they found an umbrella he'd shoved up his arse and all the walls and carpets were covered in poo, so theres that

I miss Artpop's promo

[Gusto Brunt]

apparently A hotel once charged alexanders record company tens of thousands of pounds because when they went to clear his room they found an umbrella he'd shoved up his arse and all the walls and carpets were covered in poo, so theres that

:nono::nono::joker::joker:

[Jemal]

apparently a hotel once charged alexanders record company tens of thousands of pounds because when they went to clear his room they found an umbrella he'd shoved up his arse and all the walls and carpets were covered in poo, so theres that

What a guy

[Drew.]

How many housemates are going in?

[Vanessa]

Alexander is going to be great! He just doesn't give a crap! :joker:

[Jake.]

How many housemates are going in?

14

[Marsh.]

How many housemates are going in?

14 IIRC.

[Pete.]

Why has it been 6 years since a minority female was on

[Braden]

If a certain Miss M doesn't arrive I should probably set up a support line for Braden and Loukas </3

Please do.

I will probably resort to a bottle of vodka if not :(

[Drew.]

14

Excellent

[bots]

apparently a hotel once charged alexanders record company tens of thousands of pounds because when they went to clear his room they found an umbrella he'd shoved up his arse and all the walls and carpets were covered in poo, so theres that

thanks for that, i was eating my dinner :laugh:

[Gusto Brunt]

How many housemates are going in?

Quite a few.

[Shaun]

Oh never mind, she's definitely going in... there's a press photo of her with the fairytale background :joker: Slay.

[The Penguin]

it will be interesting to see how the americans act when they are in the majority

[erinp5]

Do you think Katie will pass the task? Head to our app to take part in our poll... http://t.co/uOvfcGJJxu #CBB - See more at: http://bigbrother.channel5.com/#sthash.9W15j4sK.dpuf

[Marsh.]

Why has it been 6 years since a minority female was on

What?

[Xtopher]

Loving the lineup so far.

[Benjamin]

Oh never mind, she's definitely going in... there's a press photo of her with the fairytale background :joker: Slay.

She actually is? :amazed:

[zakman440]

DAVINA IS WATCHING!

http://i.imgur.com/Ka3S24t.jpg

[T*]

thanks for that, i was eating my dinner :laugh:

delish

[warrenhill]

I wonder if Katie Hopkins will last longer in the house then one of Patsy Kensits farts....

[Marsh.]

Do you think Katie will pass the task? Head to our app to take part in our poll... http://t.co/uOvfcGJJxu #CBB - See more at: http://bigbrother.channel5.com/#sthash.9W15j4sK.dpuf

Pass?

I thought she just had to select two people? How can she not pass?

[Amy Jade]

Hahaha clock Katie

[Vanessa]

I wonder if Katie Hopkins will last longer in the house then one of Patsy Kensits farts....

:joker:

[Natalie.]

erm leave it. katie

[LukeB]

Nadia :love:

[Vanessa]

nadia! :lovedup:

[Amy Jade]

Urgh a Loose 'Woman'

[Benjamin]

Nadia :lovedup:

[GiRTh]

****** off Katie. I'm already sick of you.

[Shaun]

I like her but idk about her as a housemate (well obviously since she's not in yet... shut up Shaun :fist:)

[Ninastar]

She is going to win... I can see it now

[T*]

She actually is? :amazed:

http://www.gaystarnews.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/400xY/Michelle_Visage_Celebrity_Big_Brother.jpg

[Ammi]

..Nadia..:love:...

[Samm]

I love ciara

[Lostie!]

I'm so here for Nadia taking on Katie. :worship:

[Drew.]

Shes nice enough, cant imagine her being good entertainment though.

[Gusto Brunt]

Nadia'S cool. :D

[Headie]

omg Salman promo

Did she say 'Sorry Salman'?

[Jake.]

Go for that loft conversion whilst you're at it

[T*]

Aw, she seems normal, down to earth and lovely :love:

[Ninastar]

I like her but idk about her as a housemate (well obviously since she's not in yet... shut up Shaun :fist:)

She's not even in the house yet... Shut up shaun!!!!!

[Vanessa]

:dance:

[Jamesy]

I like her

[Amy Jade]

I like her she just wan't an extention

[Vanessa]

She's lovely. :love:

[The Penguin]

I bet she wins

[Kazanne]

I like Nadia,hope she stays nice,lol

[Ammi]

..I love that she was honest about why she went in...

[Benjamin]

She will be fun :laugh:

[LukeB]

she seems alright!

[Shaun]

here for her taking Katie down :clap2:

[Vanessa]

She will take over the kitchen. :laugh:

[Marsh.]

Julia Sawalha next please.

[Gusto Brunt]

No reality stars yet.

[Benjamin]

I like Nadia,hope she stays nice,lol

Same, she has always been one of my fave people on TV

[GiRTh]

Those three crazy bitches Katie, Cammy and Alica shoud be fun when they get going.

[Ammi]

She will take over the kitchen. :laugh:

..they'll like that, she's a good cook...

[Braden]

Lmfao at that hand gesture towards Perez.

[Amy Jade]

Just waiting on Michelle now

[Natalie.]

Was her sister in abfab?

[Shaun]

I think it's fair to say this is a very female-heavy house...

[Jamesy]

This is like a bloody reunion :laugh:

[warrenhill]

I reckon Perez Hilton would know my name if i walked in .....:laugh:

[Brother Leon]

Perez knows everyone coming down ffs :joker:

[Amy Jade]

Coby

[Benjamin]

I reckon Perez Hilton would know my name if i walked in .....:laugh:

:joker:

[GiRTh]

How does Nadia know Perez Hilton|?

[Shaun]

OK well he looks nothing like how he did on Google when I looked him up the other day

[MB.]

-forgotten he was going in-

[Johnnyuk123]

This guy looks nutz!

[Kazanne]

never heard of this guy

[Marsh.]

Perez so eager to jump up every person's arse screaming their name. :rolleyes:

[Gusto Brunt]

FIVE Americans.

[Benjamin]

who is this :umm2:

[Drew.]

Another American meltdown

[Braden]

Here for him because I'm superficial.

[T*]

*pause*
*rewind*

[Marsh.]

How does Nadia know Perez Hilton|?

She just said "Don't you remember when we met on Lorraine?"

[Vanessa]

:creep:

[Shaun]

he looks like an older Adam Levine

[Ammi]

..I haven't seen him since Baywatch...

[Jemal]

what a guy

[Benjamin]

How does Nadia know Perez Hilton|?

They were on Lorraine together :joker:

[GiRTh]

Who dis?

[Crimson Dynamo]

One of my fave tv tunes

Saturday early evening

Massive tv moment

[Braden]

Okay his nose is...off

[CaudleHalbard]

So many yanks!

[Ammi]

:creep:

..:laugh:..

[Jake.]

He looks a bit like Rylan

[bots]

he is one crazy dude

[Vanessa]

he looks like an older Adam Levine

Yes!

[Amy Jade]

I like him he seems really honest

[Kazanne]

How does Nadia know Perez Hilton|?

She met him when he was on the Lorraine show .

[Samm]

#1 boot plz

[Marsh.]

He was Hasselhoff's kid on a show 30 years ago. Woopdy doo.

[Drew.]

10/10 outfit

[Natalie.]

Looks like an older Rylan

[Benjamin]

Oh God he's gonna be some spiritualist isn't he :bored:

[The Penguin]

this guy makes me nauseous

[Shaun]

5 americans so far and there's still one to come :hehe:

[MB.]

What even is his dress sense

[Johnnyuk123]

never heard of this guy

Neither has he Kaz. :joker:

[Jemal]

What a ****ing guy

[zakman440]

Nadia did a TV show on kitchen makeovers in my hometown a couple of years ago. She called my Nan's old kitchen an '80s DIY Disaster' even though it was installed by Ikea in 2000... She seems like a nice person though.

[Jamesy]

His outfit :umm2:

[Marsh.]

One of my fave tv tunes

Saturday early evening

Massive tv moment

Box of tissues? :creep:

[warrenhill]

I can see BB splitting the house up here......Americans against the rest..

[Shaun]

What even is his dress sense

Macklemore - Thrift Shop realness

[Jemal]

What even is his dress sense

A mix of seasons

[Crimson Dynamo]

A walking NA meeting

[Amy Jade]

The more American's the better tbh

[Natalie.]

work that crowd jezz

[Benjamin]

I don;t like this guy already

[Vanessa]

He seems a bit eccentric. Love it! :laugh:

[warrenhill]

I wonder if Perez knows him......:laugh:

[Kazanne]

Neither has he Kaz. :joker:

:laugh::laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Get Cheggers on

[T*]

how cheesy
he is uck

[The Penguin]

so far I know 4 of them - katey, Patsy, Perez and Nadia

[LukeB]

Off you go

[Braden]

I want Aisleyne to go in.

[Shaun]

He seems alright tbh

[Scream]

as michelle's slagged katie off on twitter before i hope she mentions her in her VT then goes to be nice to her when katie re-enters

[MB.]

Oh just put Aisleyne in already

[T*]

he seems like a dick tbqh

[Vanessa]

He's fit! :amazed:

[GiRTh]

She met him when he was on the Lorraine show .OK that clears that up.

[LukeB]

Oh just put Aislyene in already

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[Kazanne]

What a ****ing guy

Hi Jemal:wavey: nice to see you on here

[Johnnyuk123]

:laugh::laugh:

I hope there isn't a pool in the house this time cos we might find this one face down in the morning.

[drantb]

Too many Americans.

[erinp5]

We think #CBBJeremy was joking when he shared this secret. We hope so anyway. #CBB

https://vine.co/v/OphdztOUhnQ

[Vanessa]

Complete lunatics. :joker:

[Lostie!]

Katie: Why am I the most normal person in this house?

The delusion. :unsure:

[Benjamin]

Katie giving Nadia compliments