Celebrity Big Brother 15 - Launch Night Discussion Thread 9PM CH5/C5HD

[Crimson Dynamo]

Katie pissed

Embarrassing

[Amy Jade]

Katie likes Nadia

[Jake.]

:joker:

Katie dragging Channel 5

[Marsh.]

Is Katie watching the VTs too?

[Shaun]

"next two housemates"

implying there's more? :flutter:

[Vanessa]

Katie the most normal one in there? :laugh3:

[Lostie!]

Yes Katie, the bar to be in CBB is low. You're proof, love.

[Ammi]

..'pretending to be the son of someone when he was 2 yrs..'...she's struggling without a script already...

[Amy Jade]

Where is Michelle!!!!

[Marsh.]

..'pretending to be the son of someone when he was 2 yrs..'...she's struggling without a script already...

:joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

Is Cheggers gonna walk in naked?

[bots]

Katie likes Nadia

katie knows not to mess with nadia, she is a little annoying fly in that house, its funny

[GiRTh]

You are boring Katie and here's where the nations finds out for itself.

[Jemal]

Hi Jemal:wavey: nice to see you on here

Hi kaz, just came on for abit:thumbs2:

[Josiah.]

Where is Michelle!!!!

I know, right?

[Vanessa]

Where is Michelle!!!!

I think she will fail this task. :laugh:

[armand.kay]

"What about hew?" lol

[Shaun]

Where is Michelle!!!!

I've had another tab open ready to post her fanclub for the past hour :fist:

[Babayaro.]

Katie to win.

[Marsh.]

Who the **** is Michelle?

[Jemal]

might aswell call this cbb us.

[Benjamin]

I've had another tab open ready to post her fanclub for the past hour :fist:

You and about 5 others. A little battle will commence :laugh:

[drantb]

So it's Cheggers and Kavana left to go then?

[Amy Jade]

I've had another tab open ready to post her fanclub for the past hour :fist:

May as well put me right after you in that club!

[Kazanne]

Hi kaz, just came on for abit:thumbs2:

Missed you round here,hope you stay for a bit,who are you liking?

[Xtopher]

Katie was right about jeremy tho.

MICHELLE BETTER BE NEXT.

[The Penguin]

I guess the producers never got the celebrities they wanted

[MB.]

So it's Cheggers and Kavana left to go then?

And Chloe and Michelle.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Seriously Katie is drunk.

Why let her drink when she is working? ?

Crazy

[warrenhill]

I think it would be great if we could vote one house mate out the first night.....:laugh:

[Scream]

So it's Cheggers and Kavana left to go then?

and chloe and michelle

[LukeB]

If the rumours are true, Janet will enter last.

[Scream]

I think it would be great if we could vote one house mate out the first night.....:laugh:

waste of a housemate. producers would have paid thousands for the one that gets voted out and they could potentially be amazing, i would hate that

[warrenhill]

Kavana

This years Lee Ryan........:sleep:

[drantb]

And Chloe and Michelle.

There's only two left, no?

I don't think that Michelle lady is doing it.

[Xtopher]

If the rumours are true, Janet will enter last.

:laugh:

[Marsh.]

I want to know which lineup Emma saw and praised.

[Scream]

There's only two left, no?

I don't think that Michelle lady is doing it.

She is, there's four more to come

[Jemal]

Missed you round here,hope you stay for a bit,who are you liking?

appreciate that, ill try too come on more when i can. miss a couple
People on here including you.

And im liking jeremy, cami and katie is funny tbh :laugh:
Wbu?

[Amy Jade]

If Janet actually goes in this is by far the best signing BB have ever had

[GiRTh]

..'pretending to be the son of someone when he was 2 yrs..'...she's struggling without a script already...
Totally. Hopefully this show will be the end of here 'career'.

[MB.]

Here for Jeremy Jackakinshunkinshun

[drantb]

She is, there's four more to come

Ahh, I stand corrected.

[Mokka]

If the rumours are true, Janet will enter last.

:laugh2:

[LukeB]

Kavana

[billy123]

Possibly the worst CBB lneup ever. Only cheggars can save us now.

[Amy Jade]

Hate him already

[Shaun]

That's an unfortunate talking voice.

[Johnnyuk123]

Oh no the bell end is about to go in.

[MB.]

There's only two left, no?

I don't think that Michelle lady is doing it.

Say that to the leaked cast photos. There are fourteen HMs.

[Vanessa]

:amazed:

[Jake.]

Classic tune

[Samm]

Not this ****

[LukeB]

:laugh2:

:laugh: what's funny :p

[warrenhill]

What an absolute tosser this bloke is ....

[warrenhill]

Classic tune

The original was

[T*]

this season is giving me cbb7 teas for some reason

[Crimson Dynamo]

Deluded

[Braden]

He actually took that pill?!

[MB.]

(see, The Voice UK contestants do go on to big things!!!!1!!!!!!!1!111!!1!!!!)

[Benjamin]

I'm getting that twat of Gogglebox that went in vibes

[Shaun]

this season is giving me cbb7 teas for some reason

because Kavana looks exactly the same as Dane Bowers? :laugh:

[Macie Lightfoot]

If Janet actually goes in this is by far the best signing BB have ever had

lmfao do you really think this is going to happen? like... get real.

[Amy Jade]

yuck yuck

[Marsh.]

I hate his voice.

[Drew.]

Seems like a complete nut job

[Vanessa]

:dance:

[LukeB]

I like him but not my favourite

[erinp5]

This guy will be car crash TV

[Johnnyuk123]

He thinks he's Gerard Butler. :joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

That's an unfortunate talking voice.

:joker:

[The Penguin]

I remember the song

[Kazanne]

appreciate that, ill try too come on more when i can. miss a couple
People on here including you.

And im liking jeremy, cami and katie is funny tbh :laugh:
Wbu?

Still making my mind up but kinda liking Katie for the laughs ,but I'm sure I will like and dislike a few along the way

[Shaun]

forgot he was rejected by the Voice :joker:

[Ammi]

..hello first evictee...

[Marsh.]

..hello first evictee...

:joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

He thinks he's Gerard Butler. :joker:

Kazz teas

[warrenhill]

Janey Jackson is going in on Sundays show.....

[GiRTh]

Three crazy bitches and Kav. Do they even give them a psych test anymore?

[Kazanne]

:shocked:He thinks he's Gerard Butler. :joker:

:shocked: he wishes:hehe:

[Amy Jade]

lmfao do you really think this is going to happen? like... get real.

Did you miss the IF or ignore it just so you could pick an argument and try and belittle another forum member?

Need I ask.

[T*]

Chavana omg
I miss u amy

[Marsh.]

Janey Jackson is going in on Sundays show.....

Sunday 11th Never?

[Gusto Brunt]

Looks like Richard Dreyfus.

He's probably the new George from the last CBB.

[MB.]

"Amy Winehouse gave him the nickname Chavana, because she thought he was a chav". Thanks Marcus.

[Vanessa]

A fellow gay! :laugh:

[Jake.]

Okay so Perez knows everybody ever born ever

[Shaun]

YES <3

[MB.]

:flutter:

[Samm]

Amy ha shade <3

RIP :love:

[Amy Jade]

Yessss!!!!!!!

[T*]

SLAY

[jamiewordsley]

Yessssssssss shes here

[Amy Jade]

Win!!!!

[LukeB]

Did you miss the IF or ignore it just so you could pick an argument and try and belittle another forum member?

Need I ask.

Ignore him amy, arguing with him is like arguing with a wall :laugh:

[Johnnyuk123]

OMG They are sending a real witch in the house!

[Benjamin]

YES YES YES

[Lostie!]

"Amy Winehouse gave him the nickname Chavana, because she thought he was a chav". Thanks Marcus.

I thought the same. I think we got it without the explanation. :laugh2:

[Jake.]

TiBb explodes

[Marsh.]

Who is this *****?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Gayboy fanboy alert

[Jemal]

This is CBB US tbh

[The Penguin]

is it a man?

[Gusto Brunt]

Yet another American...

[bots]

no idea who she is

[GiRTh]

Who dis?

[Benjamin]

Who is this *****?

She is friggin hilarious, trust me

[Ammi]

..a real know your place Katie kind of gal, omg I'm in love..:lovedup:...

[Marsh.]

Is she actually a drag queen?

[Amy Jade]

I want Michelle to be my mum

[Marsh.]

She is friggin hilarious, trust me

She better be! :fist:

[Jamesy]

Lots of Americans. Hope this doesn't put casual viewers off :worry:

[Natalie.]

i want to be best friend

[Crimson Dynamo]

She has an 8 inch cock

[warrenhill]

The Americans have heard this is esy money and all want a bit of it now..

[Jemal]

Milf tbh

[Benjamin]

Michelle loving the UK :lovedup:

[neneu10]

Yas

[Kazanne]

never heard or seen this Michelle but she looks like she will be a great HM

[Marsh.]

"I am obsessed with the UK!"


I bet she couldn't find us on a map. :idc:

[T*]

okay what did michelle do to deserve having to put up with cheryl as her catwalk music

[Shaun]

Is she actually a drag queen?

No :p she's all woman

[LukeB]

I don't care :dazzler:

[armand.kay]

Yaaaaas bitch http://i.imgur.com/x0WhrBR.gif

[Vanessa]

She reminds me of Jasmine. :laugh:

[Ammi]

..well that is just class...

[warrenhill]

She has an 8 inch cock


Oh is she engaged to Kavanna....

[Josiah.]

I'm fangirling right now because Michelle Visage.

[Johnnyuk123]

She has an 8 inch cock

:joker::joker::joker:

[Amy Jade]

The UK loves Michelle too

[Benjamin]

She better be! :fist:

Trust me, anyone to put Katie in her place, she will be the one.

[MB.]

Shipping Michelle and Shakespeare

[Mokka]

Michelle :love:

[GiRTh]

Katies Hopkins gonna have a hard time talking down to this lot. I see the end of this hateful harpy for ever. Sweet.

[Gusto Brunt]

She has an 8 inch cock

That's quite small for a chicken.

[Kazanne]

She is friggin hilarious, trust me

Is she a female?

[Amy Jade]

Someones toppled Katie as my fave :love:

[Brother Leon]

"What's the tea?"

jesus, people actually talk like that away from here? :joker:

[Marsh.]

Oh no, she mentioned truth tea.

TiBB weaves have fainted.

[Shaun]

I forgot she actually made music :laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

That's quite small for a chicken.

Not when its off the bone

Ayeeeeeeeee

[Vanessa]

Look at you private benjamin! :joker:

[bots]

Katies Hopkins gonna have a hard time talking down to this lot. I see the end of this hateful harpy for ever. Sweet.

i agree, she is out her depth here

[LukeB]

3 Michelle fan threads :laugh:

[Jake.]

Perez just **** off and leave already

[Ammi]

Katies Hopkins gonna have a hard time talking down to this lot. I see the end of this hateful harpy for ever. Sweet.

..this is turning out to be a great show eh...Katie already looking very tiny indeed...

[Cal.]

Mama Michelle

[Lostie!]

Perez acting like the host of the evening. :unsure:

[Gusto Brunt]

Not when its off the bone

Ayeeeeeeeee

:joker::joker:

[Amy Jade]

Katie needs to stan Michelle

[Vanessa]

i agree, she is out her depth here

She won't dare start on Michelle. :hehe:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Oh no, she mentioned truth tea.

TiBB weaves have fainted.

She is a weave wet dream

[GiRTh]

The Americans all know each other. :joker:

[Xtopher]

Michelle is so ****ing perfect. LOVE HER TO BITS.

[LukeB]

Katie :laugh2:

[GiRTh]

LOve michelle. SHe just mentioned this classic.

vqz0mMtQX_c

[Amy Jade]

Katie likes Michelle too, what taste!

[T*]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B6x6PokIIAMGT5j.jpg
this is the truth omfg

[Cal.]

Don't think Katie's going to pick Michelle:amazed:

[Benjamin]

Katie scared of Michelle already :devil:

[Marsh.]

Katie's too scared to insult Michelle. :love: I now love Michelle.

[Gusto Brunt]

I hope Katie doesn't clam up when she's face to face with that lot.

[Xtopher]

Omg Katie actually liking Michelle. Slayed.

[Cal.]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B6x6PokIIAMGT5j.jpg
this is the truth omfg

lol

[Vanessa]

Don't think Katie's going to pick Michelle:amazed:

She won't dare! :joker:

[Samm]

Emma getting educated the truth tea

[The Penguin]

by far the least famous CBB line up I've ever seen although I missed a few seasons

[armand.kay]

Michelle educating Viewers on the Tea :clap:

[armand.kay]

#educateha x

[GiRTh]

Katie may be out of her depth here. Looks like there are a few very strong women in the house this series.

Bitch gonna get owned.

[Jemal]

For this series i do hope it would be longer than three weeks..
Cause there sso much potential but i'm scared there won't be enought time for them all to fufill it

[Amy Jade]

Omg Katie actually liking Michelle. Slayed.

I want them to get on

[bots]

katie is completely sloshed

[Pete.]

Katie is flawless as is Michelle

[Marsh.]

For this series i do hope it would be longer than three weeks..
Cause there sso much potential but i'm scared there won't be enought time for them all to fufill it

I think it's actually 5 weeks this year.

[CaudleHalbard]

Hopkins seems a bit out of her depth already..........

[Johnnyuk123]

Come on Cheggers!

[LukeB]

Is there anymore going in?

[Amy Jade]

by far the least famous CBB line up I've ever seen although I missed a few seasons

No.

[Shaun]

she'll bite her tongue around Michelle, can you imagine getting into a fight with her? :laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

katie is completely sloshed

Yes and its stupid by bb staff as she cant be funny.

[Jamesy]

Katie will crumble when she's actually in the house. She is only good at spewing when everyone is quiet and that just won't happen here

[armand.kay]

I'm here for the KT , Cami and Michelle alliance x

[Vanessa]

she'll bite her tongue around Michelle, can you imagine getting into a fight with her? :laugh:

She's a scary woman! D:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Hopkins seems a bit out of her depth already..........

She is pissed

Can no one see this?

[Jemal]

I think it's actually 5 weeks this year.

Oh swear, fair do's

[Babayaro.]

Can definitely see Katie and Michelle clash

[The Penguin]

If Katy has a brain she will pick her two favourites as the least entertaining because that's who she will end up sharing a room with

[Crimson Dynamo]

Im here for Patsy

[LukeB]

Chloe :amazed: !!!!!!!

[Marsh.]

Seeing more of the lineup, I think a good 60% of them would be much better than her to make judgements.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Its beak fanny

[Samm]

Trash

[Johnnyuk123]

ZZZZzzzzzzz. What a waste of a housemate.

[Natalie.]

Cute. She reminds me of that woman in Shameless

[Lostie!]

She sounds like Casey. :unsure:

[Shaun]

She's going to struggle in this house.

[The Penguin]

how many people in the UK even know Michelle Visage?

[Marsh.]

Trash

Racist.

[Scream]

"the bitch" ???? what...??

what...??


producers have so told her to say this, she was so boring

[T*]

i thought Amy Childs entered in 2011.. :think:

[Jamesy]

Waste of space. She wasn't even that good on Ex on the Beach

[Jemal]

Chloe my babes

[GiRTh]

Who dis?

[Benjamin]

I'm not here for her

[Amy Jade]

She was a nasty slag on Ex on the Beach, shagging lads with girlfriends

[Shaun]

Cute. She reminds me of that woman in Shameless

Was trying to think who she looked like - that's her, forget her character's name :laugh:

[Marsh.]

how many people in the UK even know Michelle Visage?

Give me a minute, I'll just finish my survey. I'm on house 23, 765 at the minute.

[Drew.]

Meh

[Jake.]

'That's had so much plastic surgery and botox'

I love my mum's commentary

[warrenhill]

No one in there will know her .....Not even Perez

[The Penguin]

Racist.

how is that racist?

[Crimson Dynamo]

I would hang out the back of it but i draw the line at her cock-clit

[LukeB]

Chloe my babes

:flutter:

[Ammi]

..she does look gorgeous but I don't know her...

[MB.]

MTV? Being associated with Big Brother? I wonder why that is. :think:

[Amy Jade]

contraversial = skanky

[Marsh.]

So "no reality stars" was actually a bad thing. They've got people even less famous than them. :shocked:

[Jamesy]

Controversial?! She was one of the most boring girls on that show

[Benjamin]

No one in there will know her .....Not even Perez

I bet he still does

[Marsh.]

how is that racist?

Read his post. :shocked:

[Lostie!]

She was a nasty slag on Ex on the Beach, shagging lads with girlfriends

Ew seriously? I already dislike her then. :nono:

[warrenhill]

This is a clone house of past Cbb's....

[Drew.]

contraversial = skanky

Thats Katie summed up then

[Ammi]

Chloe my babes

..haha, I've missed you...

[Jake.]

So "no reality stars" was actually a bad thing. They've got people even less famous than them. :shocked:

Name-wise, bar one or two, this is the best we've had in a while

[Marsh.]

Perez will be welcoming them from the top of the stairs in a minute.

[Scream]

Controversial?! She was one of the most boring girls on that show

i know :joker::joker: producers have told her to say this...and when emma said she was 'controversial' you could tell she was so awkward about it because she just wasn't....

[Benjamin]

This series <3

[Marsh.]

She looks sod all like Cheryl.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I like perez so far

[lukee]

so glad no made in chelsea or towie people

[Marsh.]

Her face is so scary.

[LukeB]

She looks sod all like Cheryl.

Mitzeee from hollyoaks teas?

[Jake.]

I love how Patsy get's up, says hi, compliments her breath and slumps back in her chair

[T*]

if she looks like cheryl then i look like liam ****ing payne

[Jake.]

Omg it's Janet

[Johnnyuk123]

Yessss cheggers!!!!!!!!!!! :dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:

[T*]

WHAT OMGG

[Marsh.]

Mitzeee from hollyoaks teas?

Now she looked like Cheryl. :flutter:

[Natalie.]

YES CHeggars

[Shaun]

Hmm... can't really tell how well he'll do :think:

[Ammi]

..Cheggers..:love:..

[The Penguin]

Read his post. :shocked:

I read his post. He called her trash. So how is that racist?

[Crimson Dynamo]

S T A N

[Vanessa]

Cheggers!

[Jamesy]

i know :joker::joker: producers have told her to say this...and when emma said she was 'controversial' you could tell she was so awkward about it because she just wasn't....


I know :joker: Forced lies by BB producers eww

[Benjamin]

I like perez so far

Yeah, same. Thought I would hate him.

[Marsh.]

so glad no made in chelsea or towie people

Yeah, Sex on the Beach stars are an improvement. :umm2:

[GiRTh]

Oh dear Cheggers.