Ch5HD Celebrity Big Brother Discussion 9PM and 10PM Live Face Off (Fri 9th)

[LukeB]

I love the owl in the titles :flutter:

[Shaun]

chloe with a bit of commentary there that would rival oscar wilde

[Pete.]

Love the gumtree stuff tbh

[-Sue-]

Wow if Ken gets popular for talking to himself :rolleyes:

I talk to myself all the time.. *wanders into room* forgets why I am there.. and find myself asking 'why am i here? what did I come in for' and you know what I actually reply.. but chances are I won't realy remember till I leave the room :joker:

[Kazanne]

oooh sounds like a plan save washing up.. swig from bottle :)

Has that naughty little pup in your siggie farted on the corgi:joker::joker::joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Cami is thick trailer trash

[Kazanne]

I talk to myself all the time.. *wanders into room* forgets why I am there.. and find myself asking 'why am i here? what did I come in for' and you know what I actually reply.. but chances are I won't realy remember till I leave the room :joker:

:joker::joker::joker::joker: it's so good to have you back:joker::joker::joker:

[Cherie]

Katie really needs to look in the mirror before she dons woolly hats, she looked ilke one of the seven dwarfs :umm2:

[Pete.]

I talk to myself all the time.. *wanders into room* forgets why I am there.. and find myself asking 'why am i here? what did I come in for' and you know what I actually reply.. but chances are I won't realy remember till I leave the room :joker:
I just get the feeling that he is purposly talking to the camera, I mean reeling off the shopping for ages screams attention seeking

[Benjamin]

What is the name of the spiritualist wanker again?

[-Sue-]

Has that naughty little pup in your siggie farted on the corgi:joker::joker::joker:
hehe yep in honour of patsy's fart issues :D thought I would break out the fart humour in a subtle way ;)

[Johnnyuk123]

The Katie without the curse is nicer than fake nice Katie lll

Agreed 100%! Her persona in the papers and on the tv is based on a character, They won't employ her to go on this morning to be nice and normal. They book her to play that character. Hopefully now the public will get to see more than one dimension of Katie.:wavey:

[Cherie]

I love the owl in the titles :flutter:

Me too :love:

[Pete.]

What is the name of the spiritualist wanker again?
Jeremy?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Some one tell my fecking dog to switch off

Enough with the soft toys

[-Sue-]

I just get the feeling that he is purposly talking to the camera, I mean reeling off the shopping for ages screams attention seeking

That's ok it keeps the 'voices in his head at bay ' :D

nah if he was attention seeking he would be skipping round garden starkers humming the corrie theme song!:joker:

[Jay.]

wow the chairs have hair :umm2:

[-Sue-]

:joker::joker::joker::joker: it's so good to have you back:joker::joker::joker:
**courtseys demurley** (tries very hard not to fart mid courtsey* :D

[Benjamin]

The more I see of katie, the more fun I think she actually is.

[Benjamin]

Jeremy?

Yes, him. TY. He's a moron.

[Shaun]

The more I see of katie, the more fun I think she actually is.

it's almost as if the Queen of Mean title was a bit fake :o

[Niamh.]

Agreed 100%! Her persona in the papers and on the tv is based on a character, They won't employ her to go on this morning to be nice and normal. They book her to play that character. Hopefully now the public will get to see more than one dimension of Katie.:wavey:


Or just reinforce the fact that she's a lying moron? :think:

[Pete.]

Yes, him. TY. He's a moron.
Preach

[LukeB]

F off Jeremy :idc:

[Benjamin]

it's almost as if the Queen of Mean title was a bit fake :o

I think she can be a bitch when she needs to be, but there is more to her than just that. :laugh:

[Jamesy]

Hate that Baywatch guy, whatever his name is

[Pete.]

Lmao Katie's face

[Shaun]

Keith: "Has she got one on her minge?" :joker:

[Benjamin]

Hate that Baywatch guy, whatever his name is

Thank you :clap1:

[Pete.]

Perez giving me Alex Sibley teas

[-Sue-]

was that yoda or a darlek?
nm.. im having a brain fart

[Pete.]

Ew Jeremy

[Johnnyuk123]

Jeremy is the Norma Bates of the house. lol

[Jay.]

omg he did not just do what i think he just did?

[Brother Leon]

Don't get the Jeremy hate at all. He's harmless really.

[LukeB]

Jeremy needs to leave! he doesn't seem mentally ready for this

[Firewire]

omg he did not just do what i think he just did?

i think he was pretending to be a ninja

[bots]

talents, thats a new description on me

[LukeB]

Alexander being a perv :creep:

[Lostie!]

Don't get the Jeremy hate at all. He's harmless really.

I like him. Seems like a decent, affable guy. :shrug:

[Drew.]

These camera men deserve sacking for the lack of close ups

[Jay.]

i think he was pretending to be a ninja

oh a ninja? I thought he was being racist oop

[Shaun]

inb4 someone complains to ofcom that jeremy's ninja thing was actually about muslims :ninja2:

[Natalie.]

I like Jeremy

[Niamh.]

omg he did not just do what i think he just did?


What? That was Beavis and Butthead he was quoting

[LukeB]

I actually like the Diary Room now

[Natalie.]

Uncles you put up with
shoot to keith and ken :laugh:

[-Sue-]

Jeremy gets more n more like last years frenchy everyday...Can't say I hate him.. don;t know him but his actions are strange ..I think he has a lot on his mind that is causing him to act like he has adhd..perhaps not being able to breathe through nose is stressfull.. *ponders*

[Johnnyuk123]

No Calum you do not lead. Your cock leads. lol

[Shaun]

why does cami wear glasses that're usually worn by people 30+ years older than her :think:

[Pete.]

Uncles you put up with
shoot to keith and ken :laugh:
The boring uncles

[Braden]

Is Cami's surname Li?

[Pete.]

Jeremy gets more n more like last years frenchy everyday...Can't say I hate him.. don;t know him but his actions are strange ..I think he has a lot on his mind that is causing him to act like he has adhd..perhaps not being able to breathe through nose is stressfull.. *ponders*
Frenchy was fun mad not mentally unstable mad

[Pete.]

Is Cami's surname Li?
It's ha name I think

[Jay.]

I am loving Cami's 1970's receptionist look.

[Brother Leon]

-Has them Trainers-

[LukeB]

I actually want those trainers Calum has!

[Gusto Brunt]

It was 2 inches from his fore head and 4 inches of foreskin removed from his willy. He has an inny now apparently. :hehe:

:joker::joker::joker: By next year he'll need another two inches removed.:joker:

[Niamh.]

Aw Jeremy is alright I like him

[LukeB]

-Has them Trainers-

coming to your house to steal them:douf:

[Lostie!]

"In the UK, they wear those things like they're flip flops". (whatever that means)
"Yeah, because you're so English". :laugh2:

[Gusto Brunt]

Aw Jeremy is alright I like him

Me too.

[Jay.]

I have not worn trainers since 2009

[Tregard]

Jeremy is a nice guy who likes Beavis and Butthead

[Braden]

It's ha name I think

I wondered why they hyphenated it. :joker:

I thought it was her surname.

[-Sue-]

omg at the firetwilight account is this 2008?

heh nothing like being ridiculed for name eh ;) well done :D

[Pete.]

Ooh I like the bathroom

[Gusto Brunt]

Jeremy is a nice guy who likes Beavis and Butthead

:joker::joker::joker:

[Lostie!]

Caleb. :laugh2:

[Udanax]

trashqueen cami <3

[Drew.]

Aw Jeremy is alright I like him

Agreed, seems very misunderstood

[Gusto Brunt]

Alicia seems genuine.

[Pete.]

Alicia spilling tea?

[Benjamin]

Alicia has a voice :shocked:

[Braden]

I have not worn trainers since 2009

This is so fab I might put it in my sig.

[Lostie!]

Alicia spilling tea?

No, it was Cami. "Calum, Caleb, whatever his name is". :laugh2:

Then Chloe goes "Jeremy?". :laugh2:

[LukeB]

ew licking feet :yuk:

[Jamesy]

Alicia has a voice :shocked:

Shame you can't see what part of her face it's coming from :hehe:

[Tregard]

Callum has a hell of an effect on women, holy hell

[Johnnyuk123]

:joker::joker::joker: By next year he'll need another two inches removed.:joker:

Day 3 he will remove 2 inches from Cami. :hehe:

[Jay.]

This is so fab I might put it in my sig.

It's true http://i.imgur.com/qE1oOsK.png

[Jamesy]

Are these two single? If they are I see some sex and bed fumbling coming soon

[Gusto Brunt]

Day 3 he will remove 2 inches from Cami. :hehe:

:joker::joker:

[Benjamin]

Poor Chloe, scorned.

[Niamh.]

What the hell are Cami and Callum talking about?

[LukeB]

what a great show!

[Gusto Brunt]

Poor Chloe, scorned.

:joker: She was so jealous.

[Pete.]

It's just noms lol no eviction

[Udanax]

Shame you can't see what part of her face it's coming from :hehe:

Her mouth, probably.

[Pete.]

what a great show!
Agreed :)

[Lostie!]

I preferred Calum and Cami arguing tbh. Fall out again, please.

[Johnnyuk123]

:joker::joker:

Cami will force it back in sadly.:joker:

[Jay.]

I really liked tonight's show tbh!

[Shaun]

I'm content with no eviction tonight :flutter:

[Gusto Brunt]

Cami will force it back in sadly.:joker:

Do you think there's any chance of a Chloe/Cami love-in if Calum shuns them both?

[Firewire]

is emma hosting?

[Jamesy]

It was a good show. Can definitely see things kicking off pretty quickly from here

[arista]

Live Now

[Johnnyuk123]

Do you think there's any chance of a Chloe/Cami love-in if Calum shuns them both?

Boobs will drop out in the pool just before an eviction if they are both up i promise you.:hehe:

[Firewire]

what are the chances it runs out of time?

[Gusto Brunt]

It was a good show. Can definitely see things kicking off pretty quickly from here

i wood agree. Probably violence.

[Shaun]

right then let's put ourselves through the biannual ritual of a show forcing people to make nominations 2 days after meeting and then accusing the inevitable pack-mentality of being bullying :clap2:

[Jay.]

um not Emma getting a night off :nono:

[Tregard]

Jeremy gonna get screwed on the noms here

[arista]

is emma hosting?

After the Live Votes

[Jamesy]

Emma's presenting BOTS so we'll see her soon

[Braden]

Why are they doing this when we haven't even got past one eviction yet?

[LukeB]

Just one nomination?

[Firewire]

Emma's presenting BOTS so we'll see her soon

rylan's on tonight

[Jay.]

oh good :love:

[Tregard]

One nom each?! Hardly seems worthwhile, even if it's for time constraints.

Lol at "valid reasons"

[LukeB]

Emma's presenting BOTS so we'll see her soon

She never presents Bots on a Friday though?

[Shaun]

only one as well :facepalm: tata Jeremy.

[Lostie!]

So it's like the first nominations of the Julian series, face-to-face and just 1 nomination.

[Jamesy]

rylan's on tonight

Damn it. My tv guide says Emma :(

[Babayaro.]

Definitely going to be some sort of twist

[Natalie.]

bet they'll vote jermey :(

[Lostie!]

"I'm used to them doing two".

I love that Michelle is a genuine viewer of BBUK. :love:

[Tregard]

Take your time Ken

[Jay.]

Ken forgetting everyone's names and panicking..

[Shaun]

did someone just speak out loud "How do you spell Cami?" :joker:

[Natalie.]

Can Ken get any closer to his board

[Tregard]

Katie will probably be Immune if she gets no noms or some **** like that

[LukeB]

do not allow that reason!

[Firewire]

michelle doing a good deed for the elderly

[Shaun]

michelle to the point :clap2:

[Natalie.]

Erm Ken you're my sweepstk have some responsibility

[Cal.]

lol if this backfires and they all vote ken lmao

[Johnnyuk123]

Ken is going NOWHERE!!!

[MB.]

Is that not an invalid reason though? :umm2:

[LukeB]

Katie :clap2:

[arista]

Get Perez Out

[Tregard]

"Perez, you're up next"

[LukeB]

Katie is the only one to give good reasons!

[Firewire]

katie isn't lying

[Cal.]

Katie slaying

[Brother Leon]

****ty reasons from Michelle and the other person who voted(I forgot).

[Shaun]

omg nadia coming for ha <3

[Johnnyuk123]

Katie SLAYING Perez!!!! :joker::joker::joker:

[Gusto Brunt]

Ken wants to go home.

[GiRTh]

Go on Nadia. Nominate the harpy.

[Udanax]

Nadia nominating Katie <3

[Braden]

Lmao

[Lostie!]

Yes, Nadia. :worship:

[LukeB]

Cami "bye" :laugh2:

[Firewire]

omg

[Cal.]

lmao

[Shaun]

:umm2: @ this LOL

[Jay.]

oh my

[Gusto Brunt]

Jeremy is cool.

[Natalie.]

Don't mention kiling people :laugh: omg

[Lostie!]

**** off Cami. :idc:

[Brother Leon]

FFS LOL.

[Tregard]

Nadia showing why she's going to win.

Big Brother saying stuff like "Your turn" is just plain wrong.

Holy crap Jeremy my man!

[Shaun]

well at least Chloe has nice handwriting

[Cal.]

This is gonna be over in like 5 minutes, here for the live feed.

[GiRTh]

Nadias got it in for Katie. Knew this was gonna happen

[Niamh.]

Jeremy's nom lmao

[LukeB]

Chloe giving better reasons then michelle :clap1:

[Lostie!]

OMG Jeremy. :laugh2:

Basically "I'd kill Patsy". :laugh2:

[Gusto Brunt]

Ken looks fed up.

[Tregard]

People to vote to save Ken out of spite.

[Cal.]

oop

[Jay.]

Ken's face :laugh:

[Benjamin]

Why is Ken moody? He wanted to go home.

[Babayaro.]

This is complete rubbish

[Johnnyuk123]

There all bullying our Ken. The barstards!!!

[Shaun]

oh. not one nomination for Jeremy :think:

Kav being a bitch.

[Doogle]

I really love Michelle and Nadia. Top 2 material for sure

[Natalie.]

Save Ken tbh

[Firewire]

screaming at ken

[Drew.]

:joker:

[GiRTh]

Cami bit him. LMAO :joker:

[Firewire]

I really love Michelle and Nadia. Top 2 material for sure

welcome to the discussion king

[Cal.]

um has Ken quit

[LukeB]

:umm2:
edit: about Alicia's reasons

[Shaun]

everyone else has 1 nomination right? could be a lot of people up...

[Jamesy]

omg @ some of these nom reasons :joker:

[Lostie!]

"Oh, it's rubbed off on my boob". :laugh2:

[Benjamin]

Alicia :clap1:

[Jay.]

omg ken

[Gusto Brunt]

I'm starting to like Alicia.

[GiRTh]

Kens not happy.

[Jay.]

Patsy :clap1:

[Natalie.]

loving Alicias jumper

[Udanax]

Ken coming for Patsy?

[Shaun]

ken mistakenly coming for patsy and patsy putting the fool to bed :clap1:

[Babayaro.]

Here for Ken and Alexander being saved. Bye Chloe

[Firewire]

patsy :love:

[Jay.]

"so I hope you go home" :joker:

[Doogle]

Patsy slaying me in 5 seconds so efforrlessly

[Lostie!]

Drama!!!!

[LukeB]

Patsy :clap1:

bye Ken moody twat

[Tregard]

Perez trying to invalidate peoples noms :L

[Gusto Brunt]

Ken's pi**ed off.

[Niamh.]

Oh lol best face to faves ever

[Benjamin]

Alicia is a babe :lovedup:

[Shaun]

Oh Perez has two votes now :flutter: hopefully he's up. (think he'd be saved though)

[LukeB]

"so I hope you go home" :joker:

:flutter:

[Firewire]

alexander another housemate refusing to lie

[Doogle]

Forgot Keith was in the house omg

[MB.]

When did Ken become the villain of the series? :laugh:

[Jay.]

Oh lol best face to faves ever

:clap1:

[LukeB]

I forgot Keith is a housemate.

[Firewire]

keith :love:

[bots]

:joker: this is so funny, the arguments are going to start now

[Jamesy]

Perez looks pissed :laugh:

[Shaun]

both Ken and Perez doing stellar jobs of containing their fury

[LukeB]

Katie escaping eviction :flutter:

[Drew.]

They were some brutal reasons

[GiRTh]

Has Chloe nominated ?

[Gusto Brunt]

It's getting nasty in there.

[Babayaro.]

Alexander proving his worth

[Shaun]

Has Chloe nominated ?

she chose Ken :p

[Tregard]

Jeremy looks like Adam Buxton trying to be a magician

[Natalie.]

What did Alexander say?

[Benjamin]

How the **** is that muppet Jeremy safe :mad:

[-Sue-]

**passes round the popcorn**

[bots]

It's getting nasty in there.

yep, thats why they did the noms ... really funny

[Niamh.]

Jeremy and Patsys noms :worship:

[Shaun]

a Tuesday eviction :think:

Perez escapes it.

[Tregard]

FFS what was the point

[Doogle]

Why is Perez not up?

[Jamesy]

So is it live feed now or will they bring in this apparent twist...

[Benjamin]

Lucky Perez :clap1;

[Brother Leon]

Jeremy,Cami,Alexander and Katie with great noms :joker:

[GiRTh]

What did Alexander say?Perez likes to be center of attention and Alex aint down with it.

[LukeB]

a Tuesday eviction :think:

Perez escapes it.

thank god since Ken had way more votes then Perez, back to basics style

[MB.]

Are we back to only putting the people with the most votes up then? Not like this show to be changing the rules constantly...

[Kazanne]

God God that Camis a needy old trout

[Benjamin]

Why is Perez not up?

Ken got the most votes

[Jay.]

Why is Perez not up?

I know, I thought he'd be, he had loads of votes?

[Babayaro.]

I genuinly think Chloe is in trouble here

[Niamh.]

Katie's pissed that Nadia voted for her lol

[-Sue-]

God God that Camis a needy old trout

LOL @ needy old trout.. that should be on a t-shirt :joker:

[Doogle]

Ken got the most votes

Silly to only add one person (not that this process made any sense) since 3 is usually enough to be up

[GiRTh]

Katie fails to be the funniest nom and knows Nadia is not a fan. SHe's gonna fade into the background with this lot. Fake stuck up cow.

[Johnnyuk123]

The BIG question now is.... Will Ken take a dump in the freezer?:joker:

[bots]

in the last cbb, if you got a vote at all you were up

[Jamesy]

Are we back to only putting the people with the most votes up then? Not like this show to be changing the rules constantly...

They will probably make it up each time depending on who nominates who.

[Lostie!]

I was expecting a damp squib, but that was entertaining. :laugh2:

[Niamh.]

Are we back to only putting the people with the most votes up then? Not like this show to be changing the rules constantly...


Probably because there was already 2 up

[Pete.]

Katie and Patsy were ruthless :lovedup: I hope Ken goes - miserable so and so

[Niamh.]

Katie fails to be the funniest nom and knows Nadia is not a fan. SHe's gonna fade into the background with this lot. Fake stuck up cow.


:worship:

[arista]

This is gonna be over in like 5 minutes, here for the live feed.


11:30PM 45mins

[Pete.]

thank god since Ken had way more votes then Perez, back to basics style
Ikr :omg:

[Babayaro.]

lol at Ken wanting to leave after 2 days

[Lostie!]

11:30PM 45mins

We have more live feed later?

:cheer2:

[Mokka]

That was gooooood !!

Live noms were never this good

[Cherie]

Kens going to blow.. The dying of boredom comment, keep him in :laugh: