The 2015 TiBB Lounge™: Part 2 – The Rose Garden

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i just got a friend request but when i went to view it i couldn't see anything i am guessing it is daniel and it didn't show bc i have him on ignore

i am sorry daniel but i am just not ready yet

[LukeB]

I bet Josy rejected Marsh's request to be Marshall <3

[Jake.]

why have you got dan on ignore though

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

smfh perez crying when BB told everyone about ken being evicted

i loathe him

[Smithy]

I'm excited for when he gets out and gets death threats and has a meltdown

[Smithy]

Here for him throwing himself from tower bridge

[Jay.]

I can't stop sneezing I hope this is helping me lose weight because I'm using my muscles and removing excess body fluids

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I can't stop sneezing I hope this is helping me lose weight because I'm using my muscles and removing excess body fluids

omfg :joker::joker::joker:

[Firewire]

jay don't be gross

[Jay.]

You'll be laughing when I make millions from my weight loss dvd named "Sneeze yourself thin" http://i.imgur.com/qE1oOsK.png

[Jay.]

omg I think I've lost one of my double chins already

[Marsh.]

I can't stop sneezing I hope this is helping me lose weight because I'm using my muscles and removing excess body fluids

:creep: Wank yourself thin.

[Jay.]

My new weighing scales are coming tomorrow and it tells you your bmi and fat percentage I cannot wait...

[Jay.]

:creep: Wank yourself thin.

Already doing that, I mean did you not see Ken in that hot tub?

[Marsh.]

Jay...

K0kN1_8OEvA

[LukeB]

:creep: Wank yourself thin.

gaz teas

[Ross.]

My new weighing scales are coming tomorrow and it tells you your bmi and fat percentage I cannot wait...

How thrilling

http://i.imgur.com/f8QAXsp.gif

[Jay.]

Marsh that is actually foul how dare you post this on the forum

reported

[LukeB]

judi james
http://www.wagoutfitters.com/images/poodle.jpg

[Cal.]

Jay I've postponed my diet/detox so how dare you carry on talking about your's ****

[Jake.]

I don't like the name Jay, you say the name Jay, I see a walrus in a wheelchair in the queue at maccy's, waiting for his third fix of the day

http://i.imgur.com/f8QAXsp.gif

[T*]

:creep: Wank yourself thin.

Jay...

K0kN1_8OEvA

you're literally so ****ing creepy

[Jay.]

erm we all know that this is myself and scott's weightloss journey thread so how dare you cal

[Jay.]

I don't like the name Jay, you say the name Jay, I see a walrus in a wheelchair in the queue at maccy's, waiting for his third fix of the day

http://i.imgur.com/f8QAXsp.gif

you have me down to a t, i don't know how you do it http://i.imgur.com/xj8z9qds.jpg

[Cal.]

It was always about my road to healthiness

[LukeB]

Marsh did Josy reject your Marshal request :smug:

[Jay.]

erm what was that advert on bots

'I jiggle therefore I am'

me working out this morning am i right girls

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://i.imgur.com/g5H7pWl.gif

[Marsh.]

Marsh did Josy reject your Marshal request :smug:

:bawling:

[Jay.]

tbh I've not moved since I worked out this morning I am so tired and that was 9am

[Marsh.]

you're literally so ****ing creepy

Two Pints is a masterpiece you little ****!

[Cal.]

scott tried to sell me drugs

[LukeB]

:bawling:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/65b79222ac5494e679310f279cf0f592/tumblr_mg2e6nWT5O1qgftkqo1_500.gif

[Marsh.]

scott tried to sell me drugs

So that's who got Luke hooked on the smack. :think:

[LukeB]

So that's who got Luke hooked on the smack. :think:

http://share.gifyoutube.com/y0YlM5.gif

[Jake.]

when Luke posts the : smug : smiley

http://i.imgur.com/ZNXCUOS.png

[T*]

Two Pints is a masterpiece you little ****!

Well i'm not going to take your word on it judging on the other things you regard as masterpieces.

[Jay.]

Can we not use the Doris gif now please she's dead we need to let go

[LukeB]

when Luke posts the : smug : smiley

http://i.imgur.com/ZNXCUOS.png

:doris: :smug:

[Marsh.]

Well i'm not going to take your word on it judging on the other things you regard as masterpieces.

Meaning? http://i.imgur.com/NDC35aIs.jpg

[Udanax]

me:

http://www.pinkvilla.com/files/zaqw_16.jpg

(L - R) marsh, daniel, liamprw

http://i2.cdnds.net/12/12/618x477/wenn1046599.jpg

http://image-cdn.zap2it.com/images/ginamarie-kaitlin-aaryn-big-brother-15.jpg

chilling

[T*]

when Luke posts the : smug : smiley

http://i.imgur.com/ZNXCUOS.png

omfg :joker:

[Jake.]

Well i'm not going to take your word on it judging on the other things you regard as masterpieces.

the irony

http://i.imgur.com/f8QAXsp.gif

[T*]

why is jake such a bitch

[Marsh.]

Can we not use the Doris gif now please she's dead we need to let go

Not really considering Aisleyne has a career with her bootcamp

[Cal.]

Tom are you excited for versus 3

[LukeB]

Not really considering Aisleyne has a career with her bootcamp

:joker:

[LukeB]

so jake decided to be a bitch right after I spent 2 hours thinking of 7 reasons why i dislike him :fist:

[T*]

Tom are you excited for versus 3

what

[Jake.]

why is jake such a bitch

Oh do we not like it when the jokes on you? http://i.imgur.com/CJmWucLs.jpg

[Cal.]

what

when is versus 3 happening

[Marsh.]

are you excited for versus 3

said no one ever

[Jake.]

so jake decided to be a bitch right after I spent 2 hours thinking of 7 reasons why i dislike him :fist:

Yours took 2 hours? Mine took 2 minutes

http://i.imgur.com/f8QAXsp.gif

[Cal.]

Who is perched for I'm A TiBB Member 2

[T*]

when is versus 3 happening

probably never

[Brother Leon]

ODiFLTrFiZJ

What a guy.

Pls confirm.

[Jake.]

more perched for 'post a video of a song and let 4 forum users judge it via a poll'

[Marsh.]

probably never

:clap1:

[LukeB]

Yours took 2 hours? Mine took 2 minutes

http://i.imgur.com/f8QAXsp.gif

:hmph: :laugh:

[Jake.]

ODiFLTrFiZJ

What a guy.

Pls confirm.

I couldn't get it to ****ing stop either

[Cal.]

more perched for 'post a video of a song and let 4 forum users judge it via a poll'

T-Factor 2?

[T*]

more perched for 'post a video of a song and let 4 forum users judge it via a poll'
better than anything you've ever done boo boo

[Jake.]

better than anything you've ever done boo boo

wrong on so many levels, doing nothing >>

[Cal.]

Who is perched for I'm A TiBB Member 2 tho, why are we talking about versus and t factor

[Jake.]

Who is perched for I'm A TiBB Member 2 tho, why are we talking about versus and t factor

:clap1: the true forum competition

[Cal.]

:clap1: the true forum competition

:clap1:

[Marsh.]

better than anything you've ever done boo boo

Not really considering Aisleyne has a career with her bootcamp

[Jake.]

speaking about messy games what happened to the hunger games (I know more people here are thirsty more than anything but)

[Josy]

Scott :laugh:

[Cal.]

I'm A TiBB Member wasn't even messy I have no idea where this reputation came from:suspect:

[Marsh.]

Josy :laugh:

[Jay.]

Not really considering Aisleyne has a career with her bootcamp

http://i.imgur.com/04W3pdd.gif

[Jake.]

http://i.imgur.com/04W3pdd.gif

:joker:

[Braden]

I've just read that Derek Laud was exposed a sadist child molester?!

Apparently he was part of government paedophile ring :umm2: tell me this isn't true

[Marsh.]

I've just read that Derek Laud was exposed a sadist child molester?!

Apparently he was part of government paedophile ring :umm2: tell me this isn't true

STOP!

[Jay.]

WJHT?!

[Cal.]

He is on the Tory Peadophile List

[Cal.]

http://www.sovereignindependentuk.co.uk/2012/11/10/who-is-on-the-tory-paedophile-list/

[Jay.]

oh. my. god. i don't know what to think

[Jake.]

I've just read that Derek Laud was exposed a sadist child molester?!

Apparently he was part of government paedophile ring :umm2: tell me this isn't true

http://i.imgur.com/ZNXCUOS.png

[Marsh.]

NO!

[Marsh.]

That's allegedly. Something Schofield printed off to flash on camera.

:hmph:

[Jake.]

oh but he's just brought a book out so it's probably just promo

[Jay.]

That's allegedly. Something Schofield printed off to flash on camera.

:hmph:

And I shall live by my word as he is my all time fav

[Cal.]

Shall I change my name or keep

[Josy]

The guy in scotts sig has relapsed

[Marsh.]

oh but he's just brought a book out so it's probably just promo

:joker:

[Marsh.]

The guy in scotts sig has relapsed

:joker:

[Cal.]

The guy in scotts sig has relapsed

Where is my T-Factor award?

http://i.imgur.com/f8QAXsp.gif

[LukeB]

wtf has happened to Scott's sig :suspect:

[Jake.]

Where is my T-Factor award?

http://i.imgur.com/f8QAXsp.gif

Why would you want it

[Jake.]

wtf has happened to Scott's sig :suspect:

I'd worry about your own first

[T*]

jake please do yourself a favour and **** off
tyvm

[Cal.]

Why would you want it

An award is an awardhttp://i.imgur.com/fmFImsq.png

[Jay.]

scotts sig lmfao

[Marsh.]

I'd worry about your own first

:laugh2: I love bitchy Jake.

[LukeB]

I'd worry about your own first

there's nothing shameful about mine, thank you

[Marsh.]

http://i.imgur.com/1eOvIxH.jpg

:joker:

[Jake.]

jake please do yourself a favour and **** off
tyvm

no ty I'm just fine

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

omg what

[Jake.]

omg what

your guy gained weight

[Marsh.]

omg what

Josy is ridiculing you about your weight. :worry:

Report ha

[Daniel.]

How have ya'll not heard that rumour before?

It isn;t true

550176427891785728

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:worry:

[Daniel.]

Plug

[Daniel.]

Scott don't unblock me I cba with it

[LukeB]

have you really fell out :think:

[Marsh.]

I can imagine Derek actually speaking those words.

Especially "Now, **** off!" :joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Scott don't unblock me I cba with it

what

[Marsh.]

have you really fell out :think:

He fell out during sex and Scott can't forgive him.

[Cal.]

haha

[Daniel.]

He was 14 at the time

#getbradenandcallumdoneforslander

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:umm2:

[Jay.]

I love Derek :flutter:

[Daniel.]

Kween Derek

[LukeB]

give me a album to listen to

[Daniel.]

The Pinkprint

[Jay.]

I'm ****ing starving

[Marsh.]

I love Derek :flutter:

Kween Derek

Is he grooming you? :worry:

[Jay.]

I'm going to have rice cake

[Marsh.]

I'm ****ing starving

:laugh2:

[LukeB]

I'm ****ing starving

eat something, I'm making a burger

[Jake.]

give me a album to listen to

Sound of the Woman - Kiesza

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

my chia pudding is starting to look like frog spawn i am ready

[Josy]

I'm going to have rice cake

That sounds extremely tasty and filling

[Daniel.]

Jay just order Cali we will start Wednesday

[Daniel.]

That sounds extremely tasty and filling

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar65227_38.gif

[LukeB]

Sound of the Woman - Kiesza

:flutter:

[Cal.]

As if it's midnight already ffs I do hate weeknights and I have like 3 more to do too.

[Jay.]

Jay just order Cali we will start Wednesday

After the 30 minutes of exercise I have completed today, you must be insane?

http://i.imgur.com/04W3pdd.gif

[Daniel.]

Has Braden and Callum been banned for slander yet?

[Jay.]

That sounds extremely tasty and filling

I may have a bit of cream cheese if I'm lucky!

[LukeB]

:umm2: my mother ordered a massive chocolate birthday cake for me and everyone who i see hates chocolate cake . fml

[Jake.]

That sounds extremely tasty and filling

Do I sense sarcasm Josy

[Daniel.]

After the 30 minutes of exercise I have completed today, you must be insane?

http://i.imgur.com/04W3pdd.gif

I'm being serious

http://i.imgur.com/f8QAXsp.gif

[Cal.]

Mondays aren't even the worst days of the week - it has to be Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Bleurgh.

[Jake.]

I may have a bit of cream cheese if I'm lucky!

Yes that's right, why not a bit of chocolate as well.. Whilst you're there, raid the whole fridge

http://i.imgur.com/f8QAXsp.gif

[LukeB]

this will be me on my birthday
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb1fxklFc01qzrwfe.jpg

[Daniel.]

I am not excited for anything

[Daniel.]

Yes that's right, why not a bit of chocolate as well.. Whilst you're there, raid the whole fridge

http://i.imgur.com/f8QAXsp.gif

:joker:

[Jay.]

I am watching botched up bodies and I am actually contemplating it

[Cal.]

If life is so good why do we have jobs or money why can't we have days off all the time and get what we want

[Jay.]

Yes that's right, why not a bit of chocolate as well.. Whilst you're there, raid the whole fridge

http://i.imgur.com/f8QAXsp.gif

:joker:

[Jay.]

My mum took the chocolate I got for christmas away from me </3

[Daniel.]

lmaoooooo why

[Jake.]

#eatlessstarvemore

[Jay.]

to help me lose weight i had like a sainsburys bag for life full of chocolate

[Jay.]

katie would be so proud

[Daniel.]

Can I have it?

[Marsh.]

Not Jay's mum starving him.

I'm calling childline.

[LukeB]

to help me lose weight i had like a sainsburys bag for life full of chocolate

Could have sent some to me you bitch :fist:

[Jay.]

Please be quick

[Jay.]

*never posts on tibb again*

[Daniel.]

Scott I can't reply to your wall message as were not friends

[Daniel.]

On here

[Daniel.]

Harry Styles is gay can he come out now I want to marry him

[LukeB]

ok

[LukeB]

I'm bored

[Cal.]

pussywillow

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

why do they still show the first 3 seasons of family guy on BBC3 nobody likes them

[LukeB]

pussywillow

http://i.imgur.com/duYwo1P.gif

[Cal.]

why do they still show the first 3 seasons of family guy on BBC3 nobody likes them

i know

[LukeB]

why do they still show the first 3 seasons of family guy on BBC3 nobody likes them

they bore me.

[Jake.]

why do they still show the first 3 seasons of family guy on BBC3 nobody likes them

they are awful

[Daniel.]

I swear if anyone mentions food I will deck them

[Cal.]

food

[Marsh.]

mmmmm.... double decker.

[Jay.]

My latest youtube comment

So another VLOG channel, well I've never actually watched one regularly, I guess I'll watch yours.

http://i.imgur.com/04W3pdd.gif

[Jay.]

I'm having cereal with almond milk

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

and the replaced two pints on viva with 'that 70s show' umm

[LukeB]

Double cheese burger come to daddy

[Daniel.]

Scott I can't write on your wall

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I'm having cereal with almond milk

i am switching to almond milk permanently i hate dairy

[Jay.]

i am switching to almond milk permanently i hate dairy

wait I think I may be a vegan now

wait no i had Philadelphia for dinner

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Scott I can't write on your wall

you told me to block you so i did

[LukeB]

I always wanted to try Almond milk but i'm too scared

[Cal.]

i just pussy popped so hard i knocked the tv onto my child

[Cal.]

http://www.gurl.com/2011/12/27/queefing-101-air-vag/

[Daniel.]

Bye

[Marsh.]

When your clocking gets people so pressed they resort to the most laughable posts. :flutter:

[Jay.]

I always wanted to try Almond milk but i'm too scared

It made me **** myself the first time I tried it

[Jay.]

http://cdn.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/queefsouthpark-200x167.jpg

no i cannot breath

[LukeB]

:flutter:
http://food-smut.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Cheeseburger.jpg

[Jay.]

**** off luke

[Jay.]

reported

[Daniel.]

I have you all on ignore except Jay

[Jake.]

http://cdn.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/queefsouthpark-200x167.jpg

no i cannot breath

Must be hard to whilst you're stuffing your face with high-fat dairy goods

http://i.imgur.com/f8QAXsp.gif

[Jake.]

I have you all on ignore except Jay

gutted.

[LukeB]

**** off luke

reported for abuse

[Marsh.]

I have you all on ignore except Jay

http://share.gifyoutube.com/y0YlM5.gif

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I always wanted to try Almond milk but i'm too scared

what

[LukeB]

what

I never tried it before and i'm scared of the taste, I hate tasting horrible things :worry:

[Cal.]

Last week, as my yoga instructor pushed a girl’s leg back, a loud trumpet sound bellowed from her nether regions. You could have heard a pin drop. Just when I was about to feel really bad for the teacher positioned between her legs, the girl said, “FYI, that wasn’t a fart!”

[Jake.]

how do you know it'll taste horrible

[Marsh.]

Have you ever tried goats milk? :yuk:

I was brushing my tongue for months.

[Jay.]

Must be hard to whilst you're stuffing your face with high-fat dairy goods

http://i.imgur.com/f8QAXsp.gif

pressed?

[LukeB]

http://share.gifyoutube.com/y0YlM5.gif

:joker::joker::joker:

[Jay.]

feta cheese though :flutter:

[LukeB]

how do you know it'll taste horrible

I don't that is why i'm a pussy to taste it

[Jake.]

i love just eating the dairy triangle cheese things

[Jake.]

I don't that is why i'm a pussy to taste it

Well you said it

http://i.imgur.com/f8QAXsp.gif

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i only like cheddar cheese bc i am not middle class

[Marsh.]

I don't that is why i'm a pussy to taste it

You got your pussy to taste it?

[Marsh.]

http://media.giphy.com/media/fplY18GIOptlu/giphy.gif

[Cal.]

shut the **** up marsh

[Jake.]

http://media.giphy.com/media/fplY18GIOptlu/giphy.gif

jay take note

[Jay.]

http://media.giphy.com/media/fplY18GIOptlu/giphy.gif

IS this based on fact? I've actually read about this diet in mens health. Have you tried it? I may try it tbh

[LukeB]

You got your pussy to taste it?

Yeah it grew

[Cal.]

i hope jay is hating every minute of his diet
http://festival.culturainglesasp.com.br/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/tumblr_lk4d1pHSCb1qbghtxo1_500.gif

[Jay.]

jay take note

I did don't you worry.

[Jay.]

Cal jealous? of my diet? I'm actually loving it, I've gotten so much done today I'm like a new me I love life I feel like I'm Lily Allen in LDN

[Marsh.]

shut the **** up marsh

:shocked:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

why is jay reading mens health

*adds this to the 'closet fag' pile of receipts*

[Marsh.]

Cal jealous? of my diet? I'm actually loving it, I've gotten so much done today I'm like a new me I love life I feel like I'm Lily Allen in LDN

You said you've been exhausted since 9am?

[LukeB]

Jay?
Clocking hoes on TiBB like, Does this mean you're clocking yourself as well?
http://i.imgur.com/f8QAXsp.gif

[Jay.]

You said you've been exhausted since 9am?

Yeah but I got loads of work done still :flutter:

[Cal.]

Not Jay lying to us all and then getting caught up in his destructive web of deceipt.

[Cal.]

When he says he's straight
http://i.imgur.com/f8QAXsp.gif

[Daniel.]

Jay reply to my KIK and Scott unblock me

[Jay.]

why is jay reading mens health

*adds this to the 'closet fag' pile of receipts*

Where I used to live, the person who lived there before used to get it and they mustn't have cancelled their prescription because it used to come every month and at first I thought it was a porn magazine

[Marsh.]

Stupid hoe trying to start drama with me up there on her lofty perch...
http://i.imgur.com/f8QAXsp.gif

[LukeB]

Yeah Jay reply to kik

[Daniel.]

Jay voting "straight" on the sexuality poll

http://i.imgur.com/f8QAXsp.gif

[Glenn.]

Scott are you back on kik

[Cal.]

Jay reply to my texts

[Jay.]

you are all just jealous of my future wife I know it

http://i.imgur.com/04W3pdd.gif

[LukeB]

you are all just jealous of my future wife I know it

http://i.imgur.com/04W3pdd.gif

Wake up

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Stupid hoe trying to start drama with me up there on her lofty perch...
http://i.imgur.com/f8QAXsp.gif

this sounds like purity ring lyrics

[Daniel.]

and smell the hummus

[Marsh.]

kik
kike
kikey
kikeys
kikeyse
kikeysex

[Jay.]

**** off talking to me like that on kik daniel

[LukeB]

Marsh sending nudes to me
http://i.imgur.com/f8QAXsp.gif

[Marsh.]

this sounds like purity ring lyrics

:joker:

[LukeB]

**** off talking to me like that on kik daniel

Spill
http://i.imgur.com/f8QAXsp.gif

[Daniel.]

Jay having Callum's number, pedo teas

http://i.imgur.com/f8QAXsp.gif

[Cal.]

Jay when I attempt to meet him in the park for sex

http://i.imgur.com/f8QAXsp.gif

[Cal.]

oh that was meant to be the other way around

[Jay.]

Jay when I attempt to meet him in the park for sex

http://i.imgur.com/f8QAXsp.gif

too true

http://33.media.tumblr.com/82fd32562af49100dd634c468d598458/tumblr_ni1i14uMI61qh9nffo1_500.gif

[Jake.]

Jay when I attempt to meet him in the park for sex

http://i.imgur.com/f8QAXsp.gif

of course it was

you're like 15 though :umm2:

[LukeB]

Jay having sex with himself in a park?

[Cal.]

everybody calm the **** down okay

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

what is happening

[Jay.]

they are all bullying me

[LukeB]

http://38.media.tumblr.com/d5ae0db709b245a7e7194d4b5a318a05/tumblr_n6tx9qYBos1qzoxt9o6_500.gif

[Marsh.]

I'm sick of Hopkins mug now. STOP!

[Cal.]

jake is attempting to look cool but is failing tbh

jay is being a flop as usual

luke is whatever

[Daniel.]

Scott is bullying me he wont unblock me

[LukeB]

jake is attempting to look cool but is failing tbh

jay is being a flop as usual

luke is whatever

Why am i in this :britney: :laugh:

[Jay.]

I'm going to block Daniel, I think we all should.

[LukeB]

done
http://i.imgur.com/f8QAXsp.gif