The 2015 TiBB Lounge™: Part 2 – The Rose Garden

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

marsh do you work in specsavers

[Jay.]

scott have you been leaving me comments on youtube

LOL funny guy, I love your spots, i want to marry you no homo

[Daniel.]

That's so harsh

[Marsh.]

marsh do you work in specsavers

No. :laugh: Why?

[Jay.]

did he means spots or sports if he meant spots he can go **** himself

http://i.imgur.com/f8QAXsp.gif

[Liam-]

No. :laugh: Why?

*insert joke about rims here*

[Marsh.]

Well "I love your sports" doesn't make sense.

[Jay.]

Well who says I love your spots marsh :fist:

are there people who have fetishes for spots

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

omg jay as if i would say that to you

[Jay.]

oh there is

http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/29/spot-popping-fetishists-take-note-this-is-how-to-attack-a-pimple-properly-4926969/

[MB.]

Well "I love your sports" doesn't make sense.

Nice balls.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

No. :laugh: Why?

this is exactly what someone who worked at specsavers would say

[Marsh.]

this is exactly what someone who worked at specsavers would say

I don't even have a job. Why is there someone fit and you thought it was me? :smug:

[LukeB]

Nice balls.

:hehe:

[LukeB]

I don't even have a job. Why is there someone fit and you thought it was me? :smug:

you do have a job :wink:
i pay you

[Marsh.]

you do have a job :wink:
i pay you

D:

[LukeB]

D:

do you remember the words "open it"
you charge me £100

[Jay.]

wait no this is def scott


You are quite good! ...and cute! :3 keep doing videos like that please!! i love it! <3

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I don't even have a job. Why is there someone fit and you thought it was me? :smug:

yeah

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i had an eye test the guy who did it was hot but he was right up in my face and his breath was rank umm

[Mokka]

wait no this is def scott

Not Jay trying to make us think he has fans

[Jay.]

Not Jay trying to make us think he has fans

Fans? Me?!

https://31.media.tumblr.com/777cd934d9ff296b412ac6f6990b4632/tumblr_inline_nad9tvBpeY1sjkvev.gif

[Marsh.]

i had an eye test the guy who did it was hot but he was right up in my face and his breath was rank umm

You thought that was me? :fist:

[Marsh.]

I'm imagining Scott whispering to the optician "Are you Marsh?" now. :joker:

[Firewire]

Are you an optician marsh

[Firewire]

Oh you said you don't have a job Kizzy teas

[Mokka]

I'm imagining Scott whispering to the optician "Are you Marsh?" now. :joker:

Or maybe he creeps up on guys everywhere he goes...

"Are you Marsh?" creep... creep ... creep

"Are you Marsh?" creep... creep ... creep

[Marsh.]

Oh you said you don't have a job Kizzy teas

:shocked: :joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Or maybe he creeps up on guys everywhere he goes...

"Are you Marsh?" creep... creep ... creep

"Are you Marsh?" creep... creep ... creep

excuse me?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:shocked: :joker:

caught the edit

http://web.orange.co.uk/images/ice/soap/rosie_webster_73c38ef85d8555c539da3b049c0797db.jpg

[Marsh.]

caught the edit

http://web.orange.co.uk/images/ice/soap/rosie_webster_73c38ef85d8555c539da3b049c0797db.jpg

caught the clap

https://i.imgflip.com/bekpr.gif

[LukeB]

me when marsh sends nudes
http://uploadir.com/u/f2afmjis

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

he wont

[Marsh.]

when I'm alone with only dreams of you, that won't come true, what'll I dooooooooooo.......

[LukeB]

he wont

:bawling:

[LukeB]

when I'm alone with only dreams of you, that won't come true, what'll I dooooooooooo.......

:flutter:

[Jay.]

me when marsh finally sends someone nudes

http://i.imgur.com/duYwo1P.gif

(bcos it took forever - do we get the joke)

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

me when marsh finally sends someone nudes

http://i.imgur.com/duYwo1P.gif

(bcos it took forever - do we get the joke)

http://s4.reutersmedia.net/resources/r/?m=02&d=20081215&t=2&i=7219756&w=580&fh=&fw=&ll=&pl=&r=2008-12-15T152023Z_01_BTRE4BE16M200_RTROPTP_0_UK-BRITAIN-STRICTLY

[Liam-]

:laugh2:

[Firewire]

Lmao

[LukeB]

me when marsh finally sends someone nudes

http://i.imgur.com/duYwo1P.gif

(bcos it took forever - do we get the joke)

:flutter:

[Jay.]

bye that was hilarious

[Firewire]

tumbleweed gif

[Marsh.]

don't you are making me hard lol i cant wait until tomoz now

[LukeB]

don't you are making me hard lol i cant wait until tomoz now

:joker::joker::joker:

[Jay.]

so kinky marsh

[Marsh.]

http://i.imgur.com/f8QAXsp.gif

[LukeB]

so kinky marsh

:hehe:

[Firewire]

don't you are making me hard lol i cant wait until tomoz now

Oh you wanting to c2c too? Jay said it was good

[Pete.]

http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article2136736.ece/alternates/s615/KATIE-HOPKINS.png

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i can't believe the iconic BB13 was almost 3 years ago

[Liam-]

So many people coming after me, so little time to deal with it

[Udanax]

messy cbb15 forum

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

There is no teacher on Earth qualified to
teach Nature's Harmonic Simultaneous 4-
Day Rotating Time Cube Creation Principle,
and therefore, there is no teacher on Earth
worthy of being called a certified teacher

[Daniel.]

Mess

[Liam-]

Mess

Stop talking to yourself, that's the first sign of madness

You're giving me Busey teas rn

[Daniel.]

I was commenting on the forum :(

[Liam-]

I know, i apologise <3

[Marsh.]

http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/c/h/chriscrockerplz.gif

[Daniel.]

:nikki:

[LukeB]

http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/c/h/chriscrockerplz.gif

:laugh2:

[MB.]

Let's just leave this here.

The beef's too pink for me.

[Marsh.]

Let's just leave this here.

:joker::joker::joker:

[MB.]

:joker::joker::joker:

I didn't want to ruin Lee's stew with your smut. :hmph:

[LukeB]

can we just :flutter:

Luke B (also known as Luke Bola) is a Cheryl loving (well SOMEONE had to buy 'Only Human'), 20 year old forum member, who signed up in July back in 2012. Quiet at first, he began gracing us all with Niall avatars , bad taste in housemates (sometimes) and the fact he likes weed and was soon another addition to the TiBB Lounge. Working at exhibition stands, Luke has seen his fair share of stars but thankfully he hasn't left TiBB for Hollywood just yet! We can only hope that Luke continues to grace us with his prescence and we pray that one day he succeeds in dethroning Lily Allen and by so becoming the ultimate Sheezus.

[Daniel.]

I'm back to 3,000 posts as that thread was deletedhttps://s3.amazonaws.com/giphymedia/media/TQSBZjMrsmnmw/giphy.gif

[Udanax]

Luke being a stoner isn't surprising at all

[Daniel.]

Don't diss stoners :nono:

[Liam-]

I'm back to 3,000 posts as that thread was deletedhttps://s3.amazonaws.com/giphymedia/media/TQSBZjMrsmnmw/giphy.gif

No justice in this world

[Udanax]

That sounded really shady but it wasn't supposed to be o

[Daniel.]

Girls :sabrina:

[Liam-]

That sounded really shady but it wasn't supposed to be o

The shade of it all

[Jack.]

can we just :flutter:

:love:

[LukeB]

:flutter: i'm so bored

[Marsh.]

That sounded really shady but it wasn't supposed to be o

You are so nasty.

[Daniel.]

I hope Bradley stays in TiBB BB

[Jake.]

that's nice

[Daniel.]

I know it is

Bradley 2 Win

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

cool

[Jake.]

really interesting

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

the evil within is trash i'm selling it

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

is this not me and daniel on a daily basis

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2rb1cN40E1qc073co1_400.gif

[Jake.]

Burns is far too iconic sorry

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

k

[Marsh.]

l

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

???

[Smithy]

I can't believe I'll ever breathe without you
Baby you make me feel alive and brand new
Bring it one more time

:dazzler:

[Firewire]

I'm really upset because a guy matched me on tinder and he was so my type and I said hey and he deleted me

[Firewire]

Smithy Kelly's new song is a B O P

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

jonathan what

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

did you mean tinder?

[Firewire]

I meant tinder autocorrect

[Smithy]

Smithy Kelly's new song is a B O P

I know, it's slaying in the US, I'm like a proud mum :lovedup:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

what does get mean idk how it works

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

when that guy sent you his address lmao

[Marsh.]

:unsure:

[Daniel.]

Scott when do we ever argue boo

[Firewire]

what does get mean idk how it works

I meant hey it's my fat fingers

[Firewire]

when that guy sent you his address lmao

He was scary

[Daniel.]

Tinder is full of hot people that never talk

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

last night when i deleted you as a joke and you were like 'dont bother unblocking me i cba w/ u'

[Marsh.]

Tinder is full of hot people that never talk

http://i.imgur.com/NDC35aIs.jpg

[Jake.]

last night when i deleted you as a joke and you were like 'dont bother unblocking me i cba w/ u'

oop

[Daniel.]

last night when i deleted you as a joke and you were like 'dont bother unblocking me i cba w/ u'

That was a joke toohttp://i.imgur.com/NDC35aIs.jpg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ik it was but you should know by know that i take everything seriously and i am a hypocrite

[Daniel.]

I still love you as long as you prefer me to Marshhttp://i.imgur.com/NDC35aIs.jpg

[Marsh.]

ik it was but you should know by know that i take everything seriously and i am a hypocrite

I love you.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I still love you as long as

using blackmail again are we

[Marsh.]

Shading me are we? http://i.imgur.com/v1IE4y4s.png

[Daniel.]

are wehttp://i.imgur.com/NDC35aIs.jpg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

the guy who does that show river monsters is grey and wrinkly but he looks kinda hot still who let this happen

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://assets-s3.mensjournal.com/img/article/q-a-jeremy-wade-host-of-river-monsters/298_298_q-a-jeremy-wade-host-of-river-monsters.jpg

[Braden]

Daniel I just wasted one hour of my life watching BB7 and you didn't even bother to make an appearance in the thread. :hmph:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://indulgy.ccio.co/iF/c1/E6/180918110001162786hUBXt5yUc.jpg

daddy

[Marsh.]

He has his own gloves. :creep:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

gross

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i can imagine him being hot like 15 years ago

[Daniel.]

Braden I thought we would watch it together

[Marsh.]

i can imagine him being hot like 15 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/viZiw3Ns.jpg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

marsh where is my pic

[Marsh.]

*logs out*

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

*logs out*

https://31.media.tumblr.com/fe4a47dc038b86b410416e9b6c9990ab/tumblr_inline_nen68yVbxX1qfhh8u.gif

[LukeB]

Marshhttp://i.imgur.com/NDC35aIs.jpg

[Liam-]

I'm so pressed Survivor flopped

[LukeB]

here for Reece running survivor :clap1:

[Marsh.]

What? http://i.imgur.com/viZiw3Ns.jpg

[LukeB]

What? http://i.imgur.com/viZiw3Ns.jpg

Guess What :flutter:

[Braden]

I can't copy and paste image urls on my iPad anymore so goodbye gifs x

[Marsh.]

Guess What :flutter:

What?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

what is it

[LukeB]

What?

Good Guess :creep:

[MB.]

http://i.imgur.com/T7b0qEM.png

[LukeB]

I really love my Avi and Sig :flutter:

[Jay.]

I made quorn mince for dinner and its so dry but it's actually quite nice tbh, I'm not entirely sure what to think of it...

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i'm hungry but i'm not going to eat anything i just want to share my pain

[Daniel.]

I had KFC

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I made quorn mince for dinner and its so dry but it's actually quite nice tbh, I'm not entirely sure what to think of it...

iTS TRASH i used to have this in spaghetti bologna it tastes rank

the chicken burgers are nice though

[LukeB]

I have not eaten anything since i left the hospital :umm2:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

umm bologna i meant bolognese

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i had a bowl of chia pudding that tasted meh and a smoothie and that is all i am eating today bye

[LukeB]

my nose burns :bored:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

in like a month or s/t i am going to have an off day and drink 9 litres of vodka and eat £492 of chinese takeaway

[Marsh.]

mince

Daniel teas

[LukeB]

who had a nose cauterization?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

is that when they burn you to stop it bleeding or s/t

[LukeB]

is that when they burn you to stop it bleeding or s/t

yeah, it don't work though, i had t like 4 times now :bored:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

it sounds grim

how do they do it?

[Jay.]

Daniel teas

:joker:

[Jay.]

I used to have quorn all the time when I was vegetarian a few years ago but I s2g it tasted better

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

how long were you veggie for

[LukeB]

it sounds grim

how do they do it?

they use this wool stick(looks like the thing you clean your ears with) and put some liquid on it and they put it up your nose

[Marsh.]

Why do you get a lot of nose bleeds?

[T*]

I need this nutribullet now

[LukeB]

Why do you get a lot of nose bleeds?

I really don't know :( my nose is ****ed up

[Jay.]

how long were you veggie for

Like 2 years

[Daniel.]

Cocaine?

[Jake.]

I was a veggie at one point but I become seriously ill and went to like 8 stone or something because I couldn't even eat bread :umm2:

[Daniel.]

There's more mince in that walk than there is in the freezer

[Jay.]

I think 2 years anyway, I've been vegetarian twice now lmao, I did it as a diet

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I was a veggie at one point but I become seriously ill and went to like 8 stone or something because I couldn't even eat bread :umm2:

isn't that anorexia

[LukeB]

Cocaine?

I would never touch that stuff:laugh:

[Marsh.]

isn't that anorexia

:joker::joker::joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

does coke even make you thin

[Daniel.]

I'm 13 stone are you all pressed

[Daniel.]

does coke even make you thin

Yes, well drone does

[Jake.]

isn't that anorexia

probably would have been easier

[LukeB]

does coke even make you thin

maybe:hehe:

[Marsh.]

does coke even make you thin

Definitely. I've seen some coke heads who look positively anorexic.

[LukeB]

Definitely. I've seen some coke heads who look positively anorexic.

"you got no fans" guy?

[Marsh.]

"you got no fans" guy?

:laugh:

I was thinking more around st helens.

[LukeB]

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/a/4/a4951_ORIG-high_meow.jpg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Yes, well drone does

i'll stick to detox water thanks boo

[Daniel.]

Perched for Scott

[Jay.]

omg

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsM/61853-8503.gif

ive not had my detox water today

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

same i just made some for tomorrow though

[Natalie.]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly7nlt2Yez1qhyijuo7_250.gif

[Jay.]

I haven't even made one what am I

*rings scott to tell him i've shot myself*

(nighty night quote I'm not being weird)

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I haven't even made one what am I

*rings scott to tell him i've shot myself*

(nighty night quote I'm not being weird)

lmao

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

5 blisters of paracetamol and a cup of tea

[Jake.]

'How's Gordon?'
'He's dead Jill...'
'I know Sue'

[Jay.]

me when I wake up tomorrow to no smoothies/detox water pre-made

[Jay.]

I have just been rewatching :flutter:

[Jay.]

also everytime we quote nighty night you somehow turn up jake, very bazaar

[LukeB]

omg when kathy brought jill a present and she didn't like it :laugh2:

[Mokka]

also everytime we quote nighty night you somehow turn up jake, very bazaar

what about me?

Hi ya !!!!

[LukeB]

c7K7wPLWygU

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

omg :joker:

[Liam-]

Howling

[Daniel.]

omf

[Marsh.]

:shocked:

[Marsh.]

:hehe:

[Daniel.]

Jay has a gif of me crying lmao and no do not post it

[Daniel.]

I will report

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

why were you crying

[Daniel.]

It was four years ago over a girl I was out as bi

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

you knew jay 4 years ago? spill

[T*]

how old is chuff i'm trying to calculate how long she has left

i cant breathe

[Firewire]

you knew jay 4 years ago? spill

multi teas

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i think we should euthanize tom bc he can never breathe it must be awful

[T*]

i think we should euthanize tom bc he can never breathe it must be awful

*wheezes*

[Marsh.]

I'll run over his windpipe. http://i.imgur.com/0Qx4Q9k.jpg?1

[Daniel.]

Come join me, Bradley, Callum, Jay and Liam on Plug

[Marsh.]

Are you ostracising me?

[Daniel.]

Come on it you fat bitch

[Liam-]

Come join me, Bradley, Callum, Jay and Liam on Plug

endorsed

[Firewire]

Come join me, Bradley, Callum, Jay and Liam on Plug

are you in tibb-new

[Daniel.]

Yes we are

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

plug is only fun for me when i am drunk

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

did i say plug i meant life

[Jake.]

Katie's face then >>

[Jake.]

oh Perez the irony

[Marsh.]

Perez Hilton. Someone smother him, please.

[Jake.]

Ergh I hate it when Nadia stalks and harasses air up to the diary room

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

nadia is ****

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

michelle/patsy/alicia the holy trinity

[Shaun]

#TeamPAM

(although for me it's patsy/alexander/michelle)

[Jake.]

When Alicia cries in a minute I think we'll all be crying with her

[Jake.]

Perez http://i.imgur.com/lWbvsL0.png

[Jake.]

dead perez > about to quit the show perez > happy perez

[Marsh.]

"I ordered three bananas!" http://www.virginmedia.com/tvradio/bigbrother/flash/pics/shabnam-40x40.jpg

[Smithy]

Scott how can you Stan that piece of trash patsy after she just saved pigrez

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

still love ha

[Marsh.]

Scott how can you Stan that piece of trash patsy after she just saved pigrez

We all make mistakes.

[Smithy]

Slay at mama alicia staying in :flutter:

[Jake.]

Slay at mama alicia staying in :flutter:

Cami will nominate her the first chance she gets </3

[Marsh.]

Cami will nominate her the first chance she gets </3

I hope Alicia removes her fake ass and beats her with it.

[LukeB]

Chloe is safe :flutter:

[Marsh.]

Chloe is safe :flutter:

Not for long. http://www.virginmedia.com/tvradio/bigbrother/flash/pics/shabnam-40x40.jpg

[Firewire]

lmao

[Firewire]

omg an infraction lmao

[Marsh.]

Kazanne drawing attention to it. :fist:

[Smithy]

Cami will nominate her the first chance she gets </3

I'm hoping someone pisses her off more, I'm assuming it'll be Perez who's up for definite, Alicia and maybe one more

[LukeB]

Not for long. http://www.virginmedia.com/tvradio/bigbrother/flash/pics/shabnam-40x40.jpg

Cami will save her friends
http://i.imgur.com/duYwo1P.gif

[Kazanne]

Kazanne drawing attention to it. :fist:

What have I done now :laugh:

[Firewire]

it wasn't an insult though i could easily have said the same about marsh it's just maths

[Marsh.]

What have I done now :laugh:

Do not feign ignorance. :fist:

[Jake.]

Cami will save her friends
http://i.imgur.com/duYwo1P.gif

All of which are as dick-ish as eachother

[Marsh.]

it wasn't an insult though i could easily have said the same about marsh it's just maths

:shocked: Don't you dare.

[Firewire]

lmao shabnam in your sig

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i hope pricey destroys cami on friday

[Marsh.]

lmao shabnam in your sig

Would you like a banana? http://www.virginmedia.com/tvradio/bigbrother/flash/pics/shabnam-40x40.jpg

[Daniel.]

We need to save Alicia

[Firewire]

Would you like a banana? http://www.virginmedia.com/tvradio/bigbrother/flash/pics/shabnam-40x40.jpg

well if you're offering :smug:

[Kazanne]

Do not feign ignorance. :fist:

Marshy,I don't know what you are on about ,have you been drinking :laugh:

[Firewire]

i hope pricey destroys cami on friday

if pricey goes in :flutter:

[Jake.]

We need to save Alicia

I'll actually be voting a few times for her if she's up

[Daniel.]

Gina Rio is a cheap bitch and I hate her

[Cal.]

Everybody #nikkigrahame on Twitter pls x

[Marsh.]

Marshy,I don't know what you are on about ,have you been drinking :laugh:

Maybe. :fan:

[LukeB]

8_zHif8q5QU