TiBB Lounge™ - Part 5 (In association with Heartbeat Song on iTunes 22/2)

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

the cleveland show is actually not terrible

[T*]

Where can you watch the superbowl? I'm intrigued

channel 4

[Marsh.]

All these queens interested in America's biggest sporting event. :unsure:

[Jay.]

channel 4

oop i was finding a link online lmfao

[Jay.]

omg the undateables i need to watch the latest series :worry:

[Firewire]

I'm waiting on Katy

[Black Dagger]

All these queens interested in America's biggest sporting event. :unsure:

We are waiting for Katy Perry

[Jay.]

sorry marsh i dropped that rich families thing bcos this is more interesting

[Jay.]

i actually always watch sports, you may not believe but i actually do

i watch football

[Firewire]

Omg 2 mins left of 1st half

[Marsh.]

sorry marsh i dropped that rich families thing bcos this is more interesting

You're missing the Dog Deli and Barkery. A doggy coffee shop with Wagncino.

Now they're putting highlights in the dog furs. :shocked:

[Jay.]

You're missing the Dog Deli and Barkery. A doggy coffee shop with Wagncino.

Now they're putting highlights in the dog furs. :shocked:

oh my ****ing god :joker:

I will watch on +1 i cannot miss that

[Black Dagger]

You aren't bloody gay tho.

I also watch loads of sport weep

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

someone tell me when KT starts im watching e4

[Marsh.]

Jay just so you know every time I ask about your cousin's baby I'm going to call him Baby Phyllis.

[Firewire]

someone tell me when KT starts im watching e4

Within the next 5 minutes I think

[Jay.]

yeah but sometimes i feel like ya'll don't appreciate my manly side like i once built a headboard and i've fitted an oven once

[Jay.]

Jay just so you know every time I ask about your cousin's baby I'm going to call him Baby Phyllis.

Please do :flutter:

I'm going to try and make everyone call him that, it can be his nickname.

People are already mocking him for being short :o

[Firewire]

Can't they just run around for 40 seconds stop stopping and starting I am sick of waiting

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

im dragonkin but i don't have any diamonds to eat im so hungry

[Marsh.]

Please do :flutter:

I'm going to try and make everyone call him that, it can be his nickname.

People are already mocking him for being short :o

:joker:

[Firewire]

They all have huge asses

[Marsh.]

Wow, even American sports is OTT and camp. :unsure:

[Jay.]

i have to admit Jonathan, this is the longest 40 seconds of my life.

[Jay.]

the only thing i hate about sports is the stopping and starting, like just ****ing play

[Mokka]

yeah but sometimes i feel like ya'll don't appreciate my manly side like i once built a headboard and i've fitted an oven once

http://ohjoy.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341c6a0853ef0133f341a690970b-pi

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i don't like sports i had a traumatic experience with my gym teacher he called me a fag*ot (true story)

[Firewire]

This quarter has been longer than Katy's entire career

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:joker:

[Jay.]

mokka :joker: no it was out of an old door, i bought all of the wood to put on top of it, but in the end if was too big for my bed, so i just bought one.

i wanted it to be like the headboard marshall and lily have in himym

https://deuelfamily.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/inspired7.jpg

[Firewire]

i don't like sports i had a traumatic experience with my gym teacher he called me a fag*ot (true story)

My PE teacher used to sing "Copacabana" by Barry Manilow to me but replaced Lola with Jonathan

[Firewire]

Actually he said Jonny because it fit better but still

[Jay.]

omg jonathan :o what kind of blatant homophobia?

[Mokka]

mokka :joker: no it was out of an old door, i bought all of the wood to put on top of it, but in the end if was too big for my bed, so i just bought one.

i wanted it to be like the headboard marshall and lily have in himym

https://deuelfamily.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/inspired7.jpg

:hehe: It wasn't Legen... wait for it.... wait for it... dary?

[Jay.]

the only **** i have on my p.e teachers is from my year 8 report, it said 'she has a good p.e kit record'

[Mokka]

the only **** i have on my p.e teachers is from my year 8 report, it said 'she has a good p.e kit record'

:laugh3:

[Jay.]

no it went to the tip mokka </3

(thats the place where people dump rubbish idk the Canadian word)

[Firewire]

omg jonathan :o what kind of blatant homophobia?

I was **** at the bleep test and he said he was going to call my dad he had it in for me

[Jay.]

the bleep test D: D: D: D: D:

i always used to walk it and not even make the first one lmao

[Marsh.]

The bleep tests gave me asthma.

[Jay.]

but i miss cross country, me and my pals used to eat lunch whilst we walked around the field :flutter: #myfatdays

[Firewire]

The bleep tests gave me asthma.

Same honestly

[Mokka]

no it went to the tip mokka </3

(thats the place where people dump rubbish idk the Canadian word)

the dump... or properly the landfill

[Firewire]

Omg half time Katy is coming

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ider the bleep test i swear all i used to do in PE was hide in the bushes smoking

[Black Dagger]

I never did a bleep test lol

[Jay.]

seriously scott you just need to make your life a film

[Shaun]

right then let's prepare for Katy

if she doesn't do at least two of: E.T./Last Friday Night/Waking Up in Vegas/Teenage Dream/Hot n Cold

then I am done with her

[Firewire]

Omg gethin jones I thought he still did cbbc

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

lmao we got caught smoking once by the PE teacher and he made us all line up to smell us (um) and he was like 'let me smell your breath' to my friend and she said no i have just eaten tuna it was so funny omfg

[Firewire]

I used to kick the ball the other way in football because it pissed the boys off

[Jay.]

i hated playing football. at the end of every year we had 3 days to choose an activity/something we wanted to do. I was ill on the day we chose what we had to do.

Some absolute **** signed me up for 3 days of football training.

and somehow, my face attracts balls and i got hit in the face at least 8 times :suspect:

[Shaun]

i preferred cheerleading

[Jay.]

i was great at rugby and tennis tho :clap1:

[Glenn.]

When I did my bleep test i lasted to the end of the lesson and it was me and the kid who thought pe was the olympics left. Nowadays I cant even walk up the stairs without getting a stitch. How times have changed.

[Marsh.]

I used to kick the ball the other way in football because it pissed the boys off

Yeah, when they used to force me into net I'd kick the ball in for them.

[Firewire]

When I did my bleep test i lasted to the end of the lesson and it was me and the kid who thought pe was the olympics left. Nowadays I cant even walk up the stairs without getting a stitch. How times have changed.

That's what you get for showing off

[Shaun]

swimming, tennis & football :flutter:

rugby :idc:

cross-country & athletics :inamood:

i don't think our school did anything else... oh there was cricket one year but **** that

[Glenn.]

That's what you get for showing off

I know :sad:

[Jay.]

oh and rounders i loved that

[Firewire]

I only liked swimming because this guy had the biggest bulge but he was ugly but you can't have everything I guess

[Marsh.]

i was great at rugby and tennis tho :clap1:

I hated badminton with a passion. I'd always miss.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

smithys school did rowing bc hes a spoilt middle class twink

[Firewire]

I hated badminton with a passion. I'd always miss.

I liked it because there isn't any effort involved in it, same with table tennis

[Glenn.]

I loved rounders :love:

[Marsh.]

We used to do trampolining too.

The number of times I almost died.

[Jay.]

I liked swimming, but once I swam so fast I accidentally bashed my head into the end of the swimming pool and had a nose bleed, the lifeguard thought I was dieing so pulled me out and I fainted and woke up like 3 minutes later

[Glenn.]

smithys school did rowing bc hes a spoilt middle class twink

We went canoeing for pe once and a fat girl capsized it getting in it.

[Firewire]

Interesting staging

[Jay.]

I really miss p.e :worry:

I never thought I'd say that. lmao

[Firewire]

I hated PE because I had it for 3 hours every Tuesday which I think is illegal

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

We went canoeing for pe once and a fat girl capsized it getting in it.

i love jess

[Firewire]

i love jess

:laugh2:

[Firewire]

OMG missy <3

[Jay.]

3 hours?! we had it twice a week and at like 9am -.-

[Firewire]

3 hours?! we had it twice a week and at like 9am -.-

Yeah we had it three times a week but they just put it all on a Tuesday afternoon instead of three different days I hated it

[T*]

I love rounders too, we do it in summer when. It's really hot, and in the winter we do rugby which makes me want to die

[Jay.]

are the commentators going to talk the whole way through? :fan:

[Glenn.]

i love jess

:joker:

[Shaun]

um shut up please let katy talk

[Firewire]

Omg lip syncing

[T*]

smithys school did rowing bc hes a spoilt middle class twink


Omg we do canoeing and sailing

[Shaun]

oh she's gone with the chinese

nvm jonathan *hands you a fiver*

[Firewire]

oh she's gone with the chinese

nvm jonathan *hands you a fiver*

:smug:

[Glenn.]

Who is going to clear up that lions ****?

[Jay.]

legit thought she was about to fall over then </3

[Shaun]

what even

[Marsh.]

Katy struggling with those high notes as usual.

[Shaun]

Oh I like the chesspiece dancers

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

dark horse :flutter:

[Glenn.]

She's certainly no Beyonce is she

[Glenn.]

Cinna lives :love:

[Firewire]

Is this the hunger games

[Shaun]

omg yas slay lenny <3

[Jay.]

Was he in the hunger games?!

[Glenn.]

Here for Effie turning up on the lion

[Marsh.]

She has the budget version of Katniss Everdeen's dress?

[Black Dagger]

She's not doing Shaun proud with these song choices yet.

[Jay.]

lmfao @ this

[Marsh.]

What an extremely average "pop star" she is.

[Shaun]

what are the codes for these emoji she's dancing with

[Glenn.]

:joker:

[Firewire]

Is this the wiggles

[Jay.]

is she out of sync?

[Marsh.]

Has she been choreographed by Britney? :worry:

[Shaun]

not jonathan's fave throwing katy shade?

562056894395609089

[Jay.]

or lip syncing? :fan:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

can we take whaley clarkson out of the title now and replace ha with katy

[Marsh.]

Who knew football fans were such Katy Perry stans?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

was that her shouting 'MAKE SOME NOISE SUPERBOWL' or sheridan smith

[Firewire]

not jonathan's fave throwing katy shade?

562056894395609089

He's dead to me

[Firewire]

MISSY

[Shaun]

YAS MISSY

WHY DOESN'T SHE GET HER OWN SHOW :inamood:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

omg missy :flutter:

[Jay.]

omg :flutter:

[Firewire]

Katy looks so awkward

[Marsh.]

Live from Crenshaw.

I'm looking for Patsy.

[Drew.]

You lot are missing out, this happens every week for NFL matches

[Firewire]

Omg I'm twerking

[Jay.]

I only realised the superbowl was on today :worry:

[Glenn.]

Is it me or does Missy look like a black Tina Malone

[Shaun]

scott imagine if she just dropped her new album on itunes now <3

[Jay.]

i'm still shocked at how quickly she got changed there tbh

[Firewire]

Poor Iggy

[Jay.]

how is she not ****ting herself?

[Marsh.]

i'm still shocked at how quickly she got changed there tbh

Perched for a nip slip.

[Shaun]

blowing all the budget on fireworks for Firework? mindblowing creativity that

[Glenn.]

The people in that stadium cant even see them fireworks

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i hope she falls

[Firewire]

Is that it

[Glenn.]

that was ****

[Glenn.]

back to normal scheduling

[Firewire]

Katy sounded good but I am convinced she pre-recorded the vocals

[Shaun]

it was no madonna/nicki/mia was it

[Shaun]

it wasn't even as good as bruno/chilis

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

im so glad that happened bc it gave us boom skit

[Marsh.]

Strapping the mic to her wrist just incased it dropped and we could still hear her vocals? :fan:

[Firewire]

This Kim advert :joker:

[Firewire]

Marsh exposed?

[Shaun]

kim <3

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

im watching rules of engagement i need a job

[Jay.]

is anything else happening? or are they just talking for the rest of the half time?

[Marsh.]

Me? Exposed? Wot?

[Jay.]

Omg Adam :flutter:

[Firewire]

Me? Exposed? Wot?

There was an ad and one of the characters was called Marsha

[Marsh.]

im watching rules of engagement i need a job

That's a strange show. Sometimes I find it funny and other times it's utter sh*te.

[Shaun]

the rest is football, jay :p

[Jay.]

oh, i might go to sleep tbh then :worry:

I was going to have an early night </3

[Marsh.]

There was an ad and one of the characters was called Marsha

*hair flick*

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

me and marsh are doing BDSM roleplay starting from today i have to wear a dog collar and bark whenever that meerkat advert comes on the tv during corrie

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

is that BDSM am i doing it right

[Jay.]

oh MY ****ing god :joker:

[Firewire]

That's roleplay, if he whips you it's BDSM

[Glenn.]

bunnies are back. do y'all feel warm inside?

[Glenn.]

:hehe:

[Firewire]

Delete that so I can delete my post

[Marsh.]

me and marsh are doing BDSM roleplay starting from today i have to wear a dog collar and bark whenever that meerkat advert comes on the tv during corrie

:clap1: Here for it.

[Marsh.]

Denise Van Outen has joined Eastenders. :unsure:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

buy*

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ergh i hate myself for ruining my teatox

[Marsh.]

What happened to the new you for 2015?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

my label pushed it back a few months

[Firewire]

Marsh, be a good friend to Scott.

[Marsh.]

:joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:joker:

[Shaun]

can the lounge part 6 be named the Interior Illusions Lounge

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

can it be called the drunken clam

[Mokka]

can the lounge part 6 be named the Interior Illusions Lounge

I 2nd it

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i hope i dont have another messy dream i DIDNT EVEN POST THE ONE I HAD LAST NIGHT bc i dont come on as soon as i wake up so i end up forgetting

but i was in hospital bc i broke my back or s/t and all of the nurses were vampires and one of them cut me with a scalpel and i thought they were trying to kill me but it fixed my back so i could walk again then i was sat on some swings outside and this guy jumped off his swing but he hit his head on the floor as he fell and it exploded it was gory af then i phoned the police to tell them what had happened and the operator said i had no manners and put the phone down on me lmao

[Kizzy]

I want to be a fulford...

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

x8dOVA4Mbt0

[Marsh.]

I want to be a fulford...

?

[Black Dagger]

I am going to bed ttyl xxoo

[Marsh.]

ttyl?

[Black Dagger]

Talk to yas later xo

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

goodnight have lovely dreams dear lucas

[Black Dagger]

And you boo x

[Brother Leon]

Sup bitches.

[Marsh.]

**** off

[Marsh.]

:hehe:

[LukeB]

I ordered three bananas

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:joker:

[Marsh.]

i'm just sniffing my mattress.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

calm down and have a strawberry

[LukeB]

Public "Get Charley Out"
Brian "who the **** is Johnny"

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

death i can't believe i made this

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luynecwO7e1qeaek1o1_500.jpg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://i.imgur.com/L9Un5kk.jpg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

marsh you are really rude

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

omg i am screaming @ what i found in my imgur lmao

[Mystic Mock]

Hello everyone what would you rather do?

Watch Football for 24 hours? Or give up Cake for life?

[Glenn.]

Ellie Gouldings new song slays me

[Glenn.]

And the video makes me want to suck Jamie dornans nipples

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i want my name changing again

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

to baby flame

[Mystic Mock]

Ellie Gouldings new song slays me

She slays me in my dreams.:evilgrin:

[Marsh.]

marsh you are really rude

D: Why?

[Marsh.]

to baby flame

:laugh2:

[Glenn.]

She slays me in my dreams.:evilgrin:

That's vulgar

[Mystic Mock]

That's vulgar

But it's a vision that might come to pass.:hugesmile:

[Marsh.]

Have you ever found a pornstar you like then googled them and found out they've been dead a few years?

Creepy. :worry:

Talk about killing a boner.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

the only dead pornstar i like is the lemon stealing *****

[Marsh.]

Lemon stealing ***** is dead?

[Mystic Mock]

Have you ever found a pornstar you like then googled them and found out they've been dead a few years?

Creepy. :worry:

Talk about killing a boner.

Touchwood my Pornstars are still alive and kickin.

[Glenn.]

I've got to stop going to bed so late

[Marsh.]

Touchwood my Pornstars are still alive and kickin.

:fan:



Especially when it says they like committed suicide or overdosed. :worry:

[Mystic Mock]

I've got to stop going to bed so late

Same here, I stay up ridiculously late sometimes.:laugh:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

same glenn

[Glenn.]

It's ridiculous. I'm so tired too so idek why I'm awake still

[Mystic Mock]

:fan:



Especially when it says they like committed suicide or overdosed. :worry:

:joker:

Is there something that you're not telling us Marsh?:hugesmile:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

marsh did my last pm send? reply so i can go to sleep

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

It's ridiculous. I'm so tired too so idek why I'm awake still

well im trash i only get up after noon so that explains me

[Glenn.]

Speaking of pornstars. I have a new favourite

[Mystic Mock]

Oh my Mom has Elvis Presley following her on Twitter btw, so she told me anyway.

We're all going up to the spirit in the sky, where we go when we die.... we're going to a place to rest, and we're going to the place that's the best.......

[Glenn.]

http://i.imgur.com/8bnZTnP.png

Jake Andrews :flutter:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i think i have that fleece

[Mystic Mock]

No need to cover it up Jake, we'll all see it your private area soon enough.:devil:

[LukeB]

Remove the towel ...

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

wait that pic is actually me i knew i recognised it from somewhere

[LukeB]

Looking hot rose

[Mystic Mock]

Btw I am fed up of making typos in my post.

I am going to scream if it happens again.

[Glenn.]

wait that pic is actually me i knew i recognised it from somewhere

Can I stalk you too? :flutter:

[LukeB]

Good old Sunday watching 10 episodes of Big Brother 8!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

yes stalk me pls

[Glenn.]

can you open the blinds please and maybe turn a light on

[LukeB]

Did I miss Katy Perry?

[Mystic Mock]

What's the best part about BDSM? The actual bounding of someone? The whipping? Or the hot Partner? Or other?

To any kids on the Forum don't look at this post and blame me to your parents, thank you.

[Glenn.]

We all did. It was that atrocious

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

no glenn i'm in bed just have a root through my wheelie bin i sneezed into a tissue earlier you can take it home with you

[Glenn.]

I already have the tissue

[Mystic Mock]

Did I miss Katy Perry?

We all miss Katy Perry when she's not around.

[Glenn.]

I'll come back tomorrow

[LukeB]

We all miss Katy Perry when she's not around.

Oh was busy re-watching big brother 8.

You're missing one award out from your sig btw

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

What's the best part about BDSM? The actual bounding of someone? The whipping?

https://38.media.tumblr.com/2e5c6bccc92c9c82975fac58a83e7f0e/tumblr_ncbixcluGX1t0cscho1_250.gif

[Mystic Mock]

I'm gonna be off for a bit.

Goodnight guys.

[LukeB]

I think Scott will be the male version of Shabnam if he went on Big Brother

[Glenn.]

I'm going to sleep. Night y'all [emoji167]

[Mystic Mock]

Oh was busy re-watching big brother 8.

You're missing one award out from your sig btw

Which one is it sorry? Because I'll try to add it on as soon as possible.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

luke i would be craig coates lets be honest

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

omg what happened to my sig :nono:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

oh

[LukeB]

Which one is it sorry? Because I'll try to add it on as soon as possible.

Best TIBB Member: LukeB:smug:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

it wasn't showing i was about to make a thread lmao

[LukeB]

Hmm true Scott :think:

and lmfao make one anyway just for the fun of it

[Mystic Mock]

Best TIBB Member: LukeB:smug:

Haha, you and Joey take a joint number 1 for me.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i can't i'm shy

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

luke is tied with mizzy25

[LukeB]

:flutter:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

omg its 4am bye

[Marsh.]

luke i would be craig coates lets be honest

And Ben would be Anthony.

[LukeB]

Not Marsh ignoring my wall post :bored:

- rips up christmas card -