The Caravan of Love

[Raph]

Hang on, is this actually happening? When I first saw this thread I assumed it was a joke and never entered it again

I'm so confused

Yeah I'm seeing them all in a couple of hours

[Shaun]

I actually feel sick lmao. I was fine with Z and Mark because I actually like them. :idc:

[Shaun]

#jakeshade

[Jake.]

3:32PM: I've banged my head on the roof of this coach... twice. I was awaiting to use the toilet facility, when a bloke (who had been in there a while/had stunk it out so much you could smell it miles off) emerged to inform me that 'there isn't any toilet roll in there'... I have no idea what he cleaned himself up with.

[Jake.]

3:39PM: We are driving over a rather large bridge.. The sky's grey and the scenery is bleak. I don't like it.

[Tom4784]

3:39PM: We are driving over a rather large bridge.. The sky's grey and the scenery is bleak. I don't like it.

Sounds like Devon tbh.

[Smithy]

I actually feel sick lmao. I was fine with Z and Mark because I actually like them. :idc:

:joker::joker:

[Shaun]

The temperature here atm is 5 degrees. Lovely. I'm seriously going to need to drink some of this vodka, I feel ridiculously nervous lmao. bc I have feelings for lucas

[Firewire]

i can't believe this is real

[Locke.]

4.13pm. - Lucas has woken me up by amusing himself looking out he window for yellow cars. We're stuck in traffic.

[Glenn.]

Well the universe hasn't exploded yet so, so far so good guys.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

The trip from hell. Didn't get a minutes sleep on the megabus thanks to some Swiss guy talking non stop all night. He ended up flicking a confused Lucas on the back if the head too.

Me and Andy are standing guard now while Drew stuffs his face, Lucas plays his Nintendo or whatever it is, and I've lost sight of Jake, he has vanished in the other end of the coach

wth :joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

lmao @ everyone being drunk in the morning/afternoon

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also @ no pics erm

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what happened with the swiss guy omg

[Jake.]

5:34PM: The old chinese woman has finally ****ed off along with her husband, giving me leg room.

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i love BB4

[Jay.]

i love BB4

this

[Jake.]

5:55PM: The woman sitting infront of me has switched her above-head lights on. Both. Very selfish.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

*unfollows jakes live feed*

[Smithy]

This has been the longest journey ever, where tf are yall going :umm2:

[Jake.]

This has been the longest journey ever, where tf are yall going :umm2:

Dawlish

[Locke.]

5.59pm - Andy is still out for the count

http://i.imgur.com/Kyo0LCa.jpg

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5.59pm - Andy is still out for the count

http://i.imgur.com/Kyo0LCa.jpg

:joker::joker::joker:

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my new fav

[Smithy]

What is that jacket though

[Smithy]

Omg I feel like Pete burns on entry night judging everyone's outfits

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

smithy this is COL not ANTM you vicious fag

[Smithy]

:fan:

[Shaun]

I WANT TO LEAVE THEYRE ALL TALLER THAN ME :sad:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

kmft where are the pics

i was expecting an album of jakes luggage before he even left the house and there has been 1 pic so far :nono:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

shaun do a vlog :flutter:

[Jessica.]

shaun do a vlog :flutter:

:joker::joker::joker:

[Glenn.]

Scott your sig omfg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i propose a game of spin the bottle for comic relief

its not gay if its for comic relief

[Shaun]

Lmfao it's awkward enough thank you without two of us copping off

[Smithy]

What better way to break the ice :evilgrin:

[Smithy]

I can't believe you're not staying in a caravan but a hotel I feel cheated

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

no pic no chat

[Glenn.]

This has been exhilarating viewing so far

[Smithy]

Inside sources just sent me pictures of Lucas rocking a lovely lesbian chíc outfit

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

shaun can you tell mokka to promote me to plug manager she said i had to ask you

[Glenn.]

:joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

why is smithy getting leaks :nono: (hehe get it.. leaks hehe)

[Firewire]

is there going to be a newbie? perched for marsh arriving on day 4

[Ninastar]

Inside sources just sent me pictures of Lucas rocking a lovely lesbian chíc outfit

he knocked me out and stole my clothes :sad:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

shaun mokka is abusing her powers

[Smithy]

it's ok caitlin, we'll make you over into a lipstick lesbian rather than a butch dyke

[Ninastar]

it's ok caitlin, we'll make you over into a lipstick lesbian rather than a butch dyke

lmfao you BITCH

[Smithy]

:fan:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

shaun tell mokka

[Z]

Locke come to Brasil !!!!

[Shaun]

HAHAHA A there's no power

[Smithy]

lol :joker:

[Shaun]

This is actually tragic

[LukeB]

HAHAHA A there's no power

friday 13th has ruined your 1st day?

[Shaun]

At least there's hot water. Raph jake and drew have gone hunting for supplies

[Smithy]

are you in a caravan or a hotel :think: I'm confused

[Shaun]

Caravan LOL

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why is nobody posting pics

[Smithy]

how big is it D:

take a picture

[Firewire]

how big is it D:

take a picture

which one is this @

[Smithy]

a picture of the caravan :fist:

[Firewire]

sure

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Its a fire
These dreams they pass me by
This salvation I desire
Keeps getting me down

Cos we need to
Recognise mistakes
For time and again

So let it be known for what we believe in
I can see no reason for it to fail.... ...


http://i.imgur.com/0NS8z5F.png

[Shaun]

I just got shouted at for reading scotts fanfic

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

by who

[Jay.]

omg :joker:

[Glenn.]

lmao

[Ninastar]

one of you guys seriously needs to complain. if I was you, I'd demand you get upgraded. It's not right that you have no power, esp in this weather

[Ninastar]

also, i will look after ur organs with pride

<3

[Smithy]

looks like they'll all be huddled together for warmth, bet Jake planned this all along

[Smithy]

also, i will look after ur organs with pride

<3

:umm2:

[Ninastar]

look at his sig u stupid lil queer

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

also, i will look after ur organs with pride

<3


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[Smithy]

http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/thumbnails/BreakingNews[1].gif

Drinks are being had and Lucas' eyebrow game is stronger than ever, they may actually be strong enough to leave his face soon

More when we have it

[Glenn.]

wtf :joker:

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oh my god smithy :joker:

[Firewire]

:laugh2:

[Brother Leon]

HAHAHA A there's no power

I think I can't make it guys x

[Benjamin]

Thank god I stopped at duty free on way home. :laugh:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ben can i be manager in plug

[Benjamin]

What lol

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

which part of the sentence did you not understand?

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mokka is the only manager in there but she has gone power mad

[Benjamin]

No ha2

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:umm2:

[Mokka]

mokka is the only manager in there but she has gone power mad

You are sooooo not on my most loved list anymore

[Mokka]

:umm2:

Josy is a manager... Harass her

Thanks for backing me Ben

[Glenn.]

:laugh2:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

hi glenn :xyxwave:

[Marsh.]

Ben did you pack your smoking jacket and Derren Brown hat?

[Smithy]

ben dont bore the poor buggers with your travelling tales

[Firewire]

can't believe tomorrow is the last day :(

[Marsh.]

ben dont bore the poor buggers with your travelling tales

I would love his tales. :flutter:


and duty free booze

[Glenn.]

:wavey:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I remember tears streaming down your face
When I said, "I'll never let you go"
When all those shadows almost killed your light
I remember you said, "Don't leave me here alone"
But all that's dead and gone and passed tonight

Just close your eyes
The sun is going down
You'll be alright
No one can hurt you now
Come morning light
You and I'll be safe and sound

http://i.imgur.com/0NS8z5F.png

[Glenn.]

How are we going to cope with off season?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

this is so not what i thought it would be we were promised vids and pics and dirt and none of that has happened

[Smithy]

Shaun sent me a vid of Lucas being a rowdy drunk :worry:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

why is this not in the public domain :nono:

[Marsh.]

Who's going to do a Crazy Eyes and sh*t in the middle of the room?

[Glenn.]

Shaun sent me a vid of Lucas being a rowdy drunk :worry:

8 people were right on the poll then

[Marsh.]

I bet Lucas is deafening when he's drunk.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

guys the video is being uploaded to yt now i'll post it when its ready

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ok here we go

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

UUwJH2DF8-I

[Marsh.]

:amazed:

[Shaun]

The power is back on. I am in bed with a V drunk lucas

[Shaun]

I think I can't make it guys x

all is well!!!@!

[Glenn.]

Make sure he doesn't spew on you

[Shaun]

It is a concern. He says will he E evicted for being a character?

[Marsh.]

Make sure he doesn't spew on you

Yeah, or spaff up your back

[Shaun]

He won't shut up

[Marsh.]

:joker:

"iyerr me name's lookasss"

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

is anyone else drunk

[Glenn.]

He won't shut up

:joker:

[Marsh.]

Someone is going to be raped in this caravan. :omgno:

[Locke.]

Funny night tonight but Lucas and Andy aren't allowed to drink for the rest of the trip.

The Turtle Apocolapyse tomorrow.

[LukeB]

Someone is going to be raped in this caravan. :omgno:

:worry:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

should we just use this as the new lounge

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[die antwoord lyrics]

[Marsh.]

Is andy andybigbro?

[LukeB]

mine and marsh wackyware house date > COL

confirm marsh

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Is andy andybigbro?

:joker:

[Marsh.]

mine and marsh wackyware house date > COL

confirm marsh

Confirmed

[Marsh.]

:joker:

:fan:

[LukeB]

Confirmed

i booked a brummie translator too
so you can understand my accent

[Marsh.]

:clap1: Here for it.

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-A

[Jessica.]

XOXO Gossip Girl

[Brother Leon]

How are you all understanding Locke?

[LukeB]

How are you all understanding Locke?

Idgi but keep it up so marsh thinks they are worser accents than mine

[Marsh.]

:joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

hehehehehehehe

[Jessica.]

How are you all understanding Locke?

I thought it was common knowledge by now that Andy is a qualified interpretor for David.

[MTVN]

Locke and Raph get to know each other

xKEgCEBeUk8

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

have i been dragged yet

[Shaun]

No the most rage was thrown towards lenny Henry tbh - was worried that Lucas would get thrown out by a visibly shaken Andy at some point. It was like BB5 fight night, and he was Marco. (I was Ahmed)

[Shaun]

They're all still asleep and I've been and done the shopping. Nightmare.

[Shaun]

Also I think raph should be ejected for bringing illegal substances!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shaun]

Also I should apologise to Ben for drunk dialing and shouting BRING WHISKEY at him

[Smithy]

The picture of Lucas in bed Shaun :joker: :joker:

[Locke.]

Being forced to watch 4 in a Bed and Tipping Point, this really is the trip from hell

[Jessica.]

What illegal substance did Raph bring? :shocked:

[Firewire]

Testosterone tabs

[Jessica.]

:umm2: wth

[Firewire]

I was trying to be funny

[Z]

I was trying to be funny

Try harder

[Smithy]

What illegal substance did Raph bring? :shocked:

weed

dirty pothead raph :omgno:

[Firewire]

Try harder

:(

[Marsh.]

Did Lucas wet the bed?

[Jessica.]

Shame on you Raph! :nono:

[Marsh.]

A caravan stinking of weed. I feel sick.

[LukeB]

Nothing wrong with a bit of weed is there marshmallow

[Firewire]

I'm calling the police

[Z]

I'm calling the police

How will Sting help in this situation!?!!

[Marsh.]

Nothing wrong with a bit of weed is there marshmallow

Not when it's a precursor to other substances. :nono:

[Firewire]

How will Sting help in this situation!?!!

He hasn't had a gig in years

[LukeB]

Not when it's a precursor to other substances. :nono:

I'm singing bag of weed now :fist:

I was gonna get some for our wackywarehouse date

[Jay.]

Controversy on the second day?

[Marsh.]

Should we call the cops on them? :fan:

[Marsh.]

They'll probably be more interested in Shaun and Lucas spooning than the weed.

[Firewire]

Should we call the cops on them? :fan:

They'll probably be more interested in Shaun and Lucas spooning than the weed.

:joker:

[Braden]

I can't believe this is real :joker: I thought you were all in some sort of joke

Hope you're enjoying yourselves.

[Glenn.]

It looks like you're all having a great time... Oh

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Testosterone tabs

omg :joker:

[Firewire]

omg :joker:

thank you

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i genuinely cackled irl

why was everyone else booing

do i have a really **** sense of humour or something

[Smithy]

yep

[Firewire]

/slap

[Brother Leon]

Day 2 In the Caravan Of Love. Andy and David get deep in the smoking area

http://socawlege.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/meme.jpg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i hope everyone's wigs are glued on tightly for when father leon arrives

http://25.media.tumblr.com/0cd9b93288e661d845834ec5b7eac8bb/tumblr_mhp0ee5ST21qav0hxo1_500.gif

[Black Dagger]

Did Lucas wet the bed?

I was sensible and remained urine free tyvm

[Drew.]

10/10 trip, will be giving this place its deserved 5 star review

[Smithy]

Drew got lucky last night then :fan:

[Firewire]

:joker:

[Smithy]

What are y'all gonna call the baby Jake?

[Black Dagger]

The bedroom next door was making a loud squeaking noise at one point tbh

[Smithy]

can we actually get a picture of this caravan i want to see how big it is :fist:

[Firewire]

The bedroom next door was making a loud squeaking noise at one point tbh

http://i.imgur.com/nbAtC78.gif

[Locke.]

Don't have any pics of the caravan but this is our glorious view, we'll be pushing Lucas down the hill in one of those bins later

https://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/p370x247/10985227_10155306378510717_7063383075705802135_n.j pg?oh=e89a2b685455ae6dcc272443a0306b85&oe=558A8412

[Firewire]

lucas loves bins

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bincas

[Glenn.]

Lmao

[Black Dagger]

That doesn't even make any sense you fags. :idc:

[Glenn.]

He says as he's colliding with a flock of seagulls on Devon beach at 70mph with only an empty pizza box for support

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i love bincas

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ban bitch bincas

[Jake.]

What are y'all gonna call the baby Jake?

Jew

[Shaun]

So they're discussing the Mollie situation atm... *backs out*

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

screaming

[Shaun]

Raph has turned the subject to a game called spoons

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

has princess rose been discussed :flutter:

[Brother Leon]

Lucas may be on suicide watch right now. Drew and David better be ripping into him :laugh;

[Locke.]

Lucas is drinker than I've ever seen anyone before, he's diving round the caravan and ranting at Drew about Caitlin and Demichelis, and has stolen my fosters and pot noodle

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i'm lowkey obsessed with bincas after these revelations tbh

[Smithy]

Lucas is the whitest of the White with those dance moves :worry:

[Shaun]

Goth raver realness

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

actually stop with your sc privilege it is really annoying

[Shaun]

I actually fear for my life

[Smithy]

omfg the video of him ranting about the Swiss guy :joker: :joker:

Why are you letting him drink

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

goodbye

[Smithy]

Scott just get snapchat

[Jay.]

why are we being left in the dark ya'll legit went on about this for a month and now we get to see no photos or details of this meet up why would you do such a thing

[Benjamin]

Oh dear god lol

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

no :nono:

idk why you cant just publish it tbh it is giving me jarrod pre BB launch 'omg i have seen the diary room chair and you haven't :fan:' teas

i'm sorry but i really do find it irritating

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

why are we being left in the dark ya'll legit went on about this for a month and now we get to see no photos or details of this meet up why would you do such a thing

this basically

[Firewire]

you can't publish stuff from snapchat

[Smithy]

no :nono:

idk why you cant just publish it tbh it is giving me jarrod pre BB launch 'omg i have seen the diary room chair and you haven't :fan:' teas

i'm sorry but i really do find it irritating

:joker::joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

you can't publish stuff from snapchat

i know :umm2:

i'm just saying i don't get why they made such a huge deal about it if they had no intention of sharing stuff with the forum

[Benjamin]

And so starts icb 6 , Lucas missing in action

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

shut up

[Jay.]

shut up

:joker::joker:

[AnnieK]

Pics or this is just the biggest wind up ever.....:fist:

[Ninastar]

I heard my name in a convo earlier and I have no idea what they were saying!!!! :fist:

[Smithy]

I think it was "Caitlin looks so much better since smithy gave her that make over, she looked like a man before"

[MTVN]

Good old Scott

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Good old Scott

:clap1:

[Josy]

Thanks for that info Raph

[LukeB]

Lucas took a dump, didn't flush and didn't wipe ��

gross

[Raph]

http://i.imgur.com/o3TPKGL.jpg

Raph, drew, purdy, jake and Andy update

[Glenn.]

We can't really complain. We've been crying for updates all day.

[Glenn.]

oh a picture update :flutter:

[LukeB]

Princess Scott will be happy

[Josy]

Novo is just Stifler isn't he

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

why is david 12

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

what is stifler

[Josy]

what is stifler

****sake

http://www.moviefancentral.com/images/pictures/review21135/stifler-american-pie-25063180-356-367.jpg?1317677740

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

okay

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

anymore bincas updates? :flutter:

not here for anyone else tbh

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

loce actually looks like a ventriloquist dummy i'm screamin

[Raph]

Lucas has talked about Rachel rice for the past 48 hours

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

no wAy!!!!!!!

[Shaun]

I love you all please don't die

[Shaun]

Except dezzy

[Shaun]

Fake ass hoe

[Glenn.]

I don't think anyone has actually asked but are you all having a good time?

[Firewire]

how is drew

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

lmao

[Raph]

how is drew

Drewseph is doing well

[Firewire]

Drewseph is doing well

glad to hear

[MTVN]

Good stuff lads

[Ninastar]

i just went on facetime with them all, omfg they are out of it

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

luke can you stop saying that

[Ninastar]

All of you GO TO BED!!!

[Tom4784]

Except dezzy

Fake ass hoe

Well I was gonna save you from eviction but you can go take your ass home.

#EVICTHA

[Brother Leon]

David looking like he's just saw a herd of Zombies coming their way.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

this thread sometimes gives me a headache

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

tHIS IS WHAT'LL HAPPEN IF YOU AINT GIVIN UR GURL WHAT SHE NEEDS