The Caravan of Love

[Smithy]

Does Lucas have a drinking problem :worry: he just always seems to be screaming

[Glenn.]

Was there drama last night ?

[Smithy]

There was a video of Lucas screaming and be being like "lucas calm down"

:worry:

Also there was a cute picture of Jake and David (albeit David looked like the younger brother and a lot like that kid who still breastfeeds a in GoT)

[Glenn.]

I see jakes snapchat of Ben and Lucas lmao

[Smithy]

In the picture Drew is just like "I am so over this ****" :joker:

[Glenn.]

When Lucas was getting into bed were they asking him whether he was going to piss himself?

[Smithy]

"The next six days, that I'm going to have to deal with"

Perez teas

[Glenn.]

Are they away for a week? I thought I was just this weekend?

[Smithy]

No a whole week

I hope it ends with a whodunit and we find out next season :flutter:

[Firewire]

No a whole week

I hope it ends with a whodunit and we find out next season :flutter:

:clap2:

[Glenn.]

Ben: 'Lucas, Lucas, shh calm yourself down. I'm a mess. It's fine'

#COLBestBits

[Smithy]

In the one where he's at the table is he going on about going home already? :joker:

[Glenn.]

Someone will die on this trip and I have a horrible feeling it's going to be Shaun. Everyone will keep it quiet like the Bobby Beale storyline

[Glenn.]

You know it's going to be Jake holding that music box

[Josy]

Sounds extremely messy tbh, hope you are all being sensible and not drinking too much.

Apart from Jake, I don't care about Jake :idc:

/fun sponge

[Cherie]

Sounds extremely messy tbh, hope you are all being sensible and not drinking too much.

Apart from Jake, I don't care about Jake :idc:

/fun sponge

:joker:


will any of them be speaking to each other after a week :hehe:

[Ninastar]

I had so many love confessions last night, i've never felt more loved <3

[Ninastar]

also pretty sure one of them said i wasnt a lesbian because i didnt look like one

dick

[Firewire]

can someone ask ben why he unfriended me on facebook

[Tom4784]

can someone ask ben why he unfriended me on facebook

oop.

[Black Dagger]

I am drinking tea for the rest of the week. I haven't drunk since August. I need to be pissed to get through it.

[Shaun]

My ass is gaping thanks to drew :rolleyes:

[Benjamin]

http://i.imgur.com/N1s5Lol.jpg

[Tom4784]

Ben, that picture is bigger than next week :nono:

[Tom4784]

But yes, Lucas with the Shahbaz teas.

[Black Dagger]

I'm stuck in a caravan and haven't drank alcohol since August. Proper alcohol problems...

[Jessica.]

:joker:

[Black Dagger]

gross

This is just lies.

[Glenn.]

Poor Lucas

[Shaun]

I am firing my agent

[Benjamin]

Im on phone so can't make it smaller lol

[Shaun]

Ben smells nice

[Tom4784]

I thought he would have smelled of piss and Werther's originals tbh.

[Jay.]

I am genuinely quite worried for Lucas' health and well-being

[Tom4784]

(Big) Brother Leon is going to remove him from the Caravan at this rate :worry:

[Black Dagger]

I am genuinely quite worried for Lucas' health and well-being

I'm on tea for the rest of the week it's fine.

[LukeB]

What if someone spikes your tea :worry:

[Black Dagger]

I'm on an alcohol ban. It's on their head tbh.

[Jay.]

Lucas, if you want to leave and they are not allowing you, leave us a sign ok

[Glenn.]

Bens picture is a sign. He's trying to escape

[Jay.]

We shall form a rescue team

[Glenn.]

Here for Lucas throwing the food contents in the bath

[Black Dagger]

Ha at assuming this place has a bathtub!

[Ninastar]

OMFG I just remembered I woke up this morning because I had a sex dream about Raph and I was like 'wtf happened last night?'

[Smithy]

dont clog the shower drains :nono: use a sock (that was @ lucas but i kinda works for caitlin too?)

[Benjamin]

Lockes just been chased by a sheep dog

[Z]

Lucas you're a really shouty drunk

Drew, thank you for the snapchats last night :joker:

[Drew.]

Just missed out on Locke being chased around the caravan park by a dog and falling flat on his arse in pile of mud

[Ninastar]

I'm trying to arrange something for a little later this year but its so hard

its pretty cheap though

[Shaun]

Ben smells nice

Update: he tastes even better!!!!!!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Update: he tastes even better!!!!!!

omgn:joker:

[Benjamin]

;)

[Niamh.]

Ben you slapper :shocked:

[Locke.]

Turtle can't cope, he's had to get back on the fosters

http://i.imgur.com/i8SuEnU.jpg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Turtle can't cope, he's had to get back on the fosters

http://i.imgur.com/i8SuEnU.jpg

i love last of the summer wine

[Smithy]

He looks like Jack sugden out of emmerdale

[Ramsay]

here ye can **** off, i was there in spirit on snapchat :love:

[Benjamin]

I thought he would have smelled of piss and Werther's originals tbh.

Ben you slapper :shocked:


Just jealous tbh

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ben hats can make you go bald if you wear them all the time :nono:

[Tom4784]

What rude bastard was texting at the table :nono:

[Benjamin]

Shaun lol

[Raph]

OMFG I just remembered I woke up this morning because I had a sex dream about Raph and I was like 'wtf happened last night?'

:laugh2:

[Raph]

We have given everyone housemate comparisons:

Drew - Rex (BB9)
Jake - Aaron (BB12)
Raph - Mikey (BB7)
Andy - Greedy Mo (BB9)
Lucas - Perez (CBB15)
Purdy - Darnell (BB9)
Bugsy - White Dee (CBB14)
Ben - Hira (BB10) with a touch of Harry (BB12)

[Locke.]

The long pot specialist

http://i.imgur.com/p6fOBb8.jpg

[Marsh.]

No a whole week

I hope it ends with a whodunit and we find out next season :flutter:

The phantom fingerer

[LukeB]

poor shaun getting white dee :laugh2:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Drew - Rex (BB9)
Jake - Aaron (BB12)
Raph - Mikey (BB7)
Andy - Greedy Mo (BB9)
Purdy - Darnell (BB9)


:worry:

[Shaun]

I demanded Derek and they gave me Carole. We compromised on Dee bc of the gif of her walking in on their mess.

[Shaun]

Also I was shouting WHO VOTED FOR MY BABIES? when we found out lucas and drew face the first eviction

[LukeB]

Also I was shouting WHO VOTED FOR MY BABIES? when we found out lucas and drew face the first eviction

all you need is my accent

[Jack_]

You should totally set up a camera in the lounge (preferably in every room of the caravan tbh) and put it on Ustream so we can all watch live feed :flutter:

That's if you have a laptop/webcam on you tho

[Locke.]

We only have wifi for the laptops in the entertainment hall

[Calderyon]

So is the Caravan okay?

[Locke.]

The Sakho air freshener overlooking the madness

http://i.imgur.com/hQ84L3r.jpg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

"dude what if water is actually a drug and we have all just been addicted to it since we were born"

"woah bro"

http://i.imgur.com/hQ84L3r.jpg

[Marsh.]

Who is that sat next to Lucas?

[Ninastar]

raph

[Marsh.]

Ok I'll go gay for Raph. :flutter:

[Smithy]

It's andy :joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

marsh's sexuality storyline is starting to drag and its getting tiresome

[Drew.]

http://i.imgur.com/MdON9Tn.jpg

[Marsh.]

Well hello andy :fan:

[Marsh.]

marsh's sexuality storyline is starting to drag and its getting tiresome

Excuse me. There's more exciting twists and turns than Who Killed Lucy? :nono:

[LukeB]

Excuse me marsh? Don't make me end our date

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://i.imgur.com/MdON9Tn.jpg

which season of playing it straight is this from

[Smithy]

Surely if it was a sandwich, turtle would have to be in the middle :think:

[Smithy]

I am shipping lovo after the most recent pics :flutter:

[Firewire]

why is smithy getting all the scoop? this is like when ryan seacrest gets everything yet no one can stand him :fan:

[Smithy]

Jake and Shaun on snapchat

[Jessica.]

Ben is the only one of snapchat and he only posted a selfie :bored:

[Firewire]

when will the lies stop

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

this is like when ryan seacrest gets everything yet no one can stand him :fan:

:joker::joker::joker:

[Smithy]

Omg Andy how could you do that to Lucas you ****ing tramp :bored:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

what did he do

[Smithy]

Slept with Shaun

[Smithy]

Well I'm assuming they slept together he had his arm around him

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Slept with Shaun

http://media.tumblr.com/036bae5d9cbc61722e4bff1b95ff6b79/tumblr_inline_nbm4cgwRQE1rseu01.gif

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

omgomgomg

[Jords]

I cant believe this :joker:

I got a load of Drew's Snapchats and was so confused!

[Jords]

Also by the Snapchats.. Im voting Lucas :joker:

[Tom4784]

I demand that these snapchats be made public. How else are we meant to follow the narrative arc of Lucas' fall and subsequent rise?

No, I will not allow you to make an erection joke from that last remark, you are all better than that.

[Ninastar]

lol willies

[Shaun]

Anyway if you want all the scoop follow bugsy2301 on snap chat! !!!!!!!!! Ben says hey

[GypsyGoth]

:worship:

[Benjamin]

Claudia <3

[Locke.]

If I hear one more ****ing conversation about Big Brother

[Mokka]

If I hear one more ****ing conversation about Big Brother

Umm... didn't you decide to vaca with a bunch of lads you met on a Big Brother fan site??? :shrug:

just saying...

[Drew.]

Lucas is getting tossed out the window like that little runt Trevor if he keeps me awake any longer

[Shaun]

Nawt drewww telling queen lucas to shut it and then spending the next hour talking? #shadybitch

[Benjamin]

Oh Ffs people are using electric tools outside. ****ing killing me and my ears.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

who is ben sharing with :flutter:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

cCU0h8iR_Dw

[Benjamin]

z_CZlY2wp38

[Smithy]

That's for you scott :joker: :joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

omg :joker:

[Glenn.]

:joker:

[Glenn.]

Someone gif it

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i feel so honoured

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-08/15/16/enhanced/webdr11/anigif_enhanced-32152-1408135885-1.gif

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ok lets get drew lip syncing to sissy that walk next

[Jay.]

oh my god :joker:

[Shaun]

The prize for the tea bagging was a picture of the wurkit btw #context

[Raph]

Halfway through lucas' 6 hour monologue last night

http://i.imgur.com/A5vhNE0.jpg

[Glenn.]

Only a few more days then he can go back to the hospital.

[Benjamin]

We have a blocked sink and Lucas is attacking it with a stick

[Ramsay]

thread of the year or there is no god

[Benjamin]

Nearly missed the train home, had to sprint to just make it.

[Shaun]

BREAKING: BEN HAS WALKED

Details to follow...

[Ninastar]

Did he threaten to punch Lucas? :omgno: Alexander teas

[Benjamin]

Trevor touched me in inappropriate places

[Smithy]

noT Lucrez now BULLYING other housemates out of the caravan

[Raph]

Trevor touched me in inappropriate places

Trevor's done with Lucas

[Benjamin]

Get Trevor out!!!!!

[Shaun]

@CoLUK
Trevor has had enough of The Edge. He's come to the diary room.
2 minutes ago

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

The prize for the tea bagging was a picture of the wurkit btw #context

i hope this is a joke bc if that pic still exists mY GOD

[arista]

some inspiration for lucas' story...

p/zNU1tLkrhY/


Is that a Sex Move?

[arista]

Slept with Shaun



who was on top?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

do you mean who was the top

[arista]

do you mean who was the top


No "slept with"


So who of the 2
was on top?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

idgi

[Glenn.]

do you mean who was the top

No "slept with"


So who of the 2
was on top?

Whatisthetruth.gif

[Firewire]

has soggy biscuit been played yet

[arista]

Whatisthetruth.gif


I am Sure Shaun
will Fill
us in



Feel The Force

[Glenn.]

I am Sure Shaun
will Fill
us in



Feel The Force

I literally just choked on air

[Z]

has soggy biscuit been played yet

Seems like something Drew would suggest

[Shaun]

I did actually suggest we use lucas' ryvita crispbreads but it was ignored...

[Firewire]

Seems like something Drew would suggest

i was thinking this

I did actually suggest we use lucas' ryvita crispbreads but it was ignored...

is jay there?

[Shaun]

Looks like Josy may have been correct, Andrew's had a clash with a barman!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #fightnight4 #gethimout

[Shaun]

Also we have stumbled upon a 90s night and it's um.

[Smithy]

Bet Lucas is having the time of his life

[Mokka]

Also we have stumbled upon a 90s night and it's um.

90's Night :amazed:

too bad for Ben he went home already...
request some Alanis for him (and me)

[Shaun]

It seems to be a set play list... and performance

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

allahnis promo

[Mokka]

It seems to be a set play list... and performance

Well boo to that then :fist:

[Jay.]

i was thinking this



is jay there?

lmao

[Shaun]

**** all of that.

[Benjamin]

What the ****! I missed the 90s night. I hate my life right now! :fist:

[Marsh.]

What the ****! I missed the 90s night. I hate my life right now! :fist:

You're too old for that stuff now.

[Tom4784]

What the ****! I missed the 90s night. I hate my life right now! :fist:

1990's, not 1890's :fan:

[lily.]

1990's, not 1890's :fan:

http://www.somegif.com/gifs/1363863597925139587.GIF

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

slow tonight

[Locke.]

Last night was ruthless, Lucas is feeling the effects today, the first hangover of the trip. We've woken up with Andy missing and his phone off and Lucas' man city nightgown on the caravan roof

[Benjamin]

If it's any consolation I have woken up with a migraine :(

[Glenn.]

Last night was ruthless, Lucas is feeling the effects today, the first hangover of the trip. We've woken up with Andy missing and his phone off and Lucas' man city nightgown on the caravan roof

The Hangover teas

[Marsh.]

If it's any consolation I have woken up with a migraine :(

Menopause teas

[Jake.]

This is the holiday from hell

[Black Dagger]

I'm beyond help.

[Smithy]

This is the holiday from hell

:joker::joker::joker:

[Jack_]

I have to admit this sounds and looks really fun, kinda wish I'd realised it was real

[Black Dagger]

It's anything but. I'm dying!!!

[Shaun]

Got given a formal warning for threatening Lucas & Trev with the pair of scissors. :rolleyes:

[Benjamin]

Have you found Andy yet? Also is that sink still blocked with with whatever vileness was in it?

[Drew.]

Found him sleeping in a trolley down the road from us

[Black Dagger]

The sink is still blocked. Even Mr Muscle can't be arsed with this place.

[Benjamin]

Jake I dare you to drink the water in the sink

[Benjamin]

Found him sleeping in a trolley down the road from us

****s sake :joker:

[Black Dagger]

He had a rough night. The poor bloke at the entertainment centre had to face his wrath first.

[Benjamin]

I'm surprised you were all allowed in after the previous night of the drunk enough state of us all and drawing on the table

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Jake I dare you to drink the water in the sink

:worry:

[Jake.]

Jake I dare you to drink the water in the sink

The sink has fortunately been unblocked, either Andy or Lucas was sticking cotton buds and toilet roll down there

[Jessica.]

sticking cotton buds and toilet roll down there

:worry: :umm2:

[Jake.]

http://i62.tinypic.com/8ychus.png

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://i62.tinypic.com/8ychus.png

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/56/56bab19f9ec60f568ff081cce165948f4a0149d80a35e4fdf0 80c8c097efaec8.jpg

[Tom4784]

Howling.

[Ammi]

..well then...bring Jake home safely and have fun...
Lucas you will get through this/stay strong..

[Smithy]

Drew looking like sleeping beauty whilst scandalous plays :flutter:

[Jake.]

We are currently on a beach day out, Lucas covered in sand and Drew skipping stones

http://i58.tinypic.com/ehygcg.png

http://i58.tinypic.com/2ptw4jl.png

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

beFRIEND A SEAGULL

[Jay.]

Is that the Arctic Monkeys new album cover?

[Jake.]

beFRIEND A SEAGULL

We've already befriended Andy

[Shaun]

beFRIEND A SEAGULL

There's one that keeps scuttling across the roof and my mum always used to say my grandmother would come back reincarnated as a seagull so there's that

LIVE FEED UPDATES: JAKE IS NAPPING. PURDY HAS CUT HIMSELF OPENING A FRAY BENTOS TIN - HE'S LEFT FOR MEDICAL ATTENTION. RAPH HAS LEFT THE HOUSE FOR A DAY OF TOUR REHEARSALS.

[Benjamin]

You all getting drunk again tonight? :laugh:

[Jake.]

You all getting drunk again tonight? :laugh:

Well Lucas is back on the drink after sticking to shots of tea last night so yes, we'll need to get through it somehow

[MTVN]

Drowning his sorrows at City getting dumped out of Europe again is he

[Jake.]

Drowning his sorrows at City getting dumped out of Europe again is he

He put on his City shirt as well, poor guy

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ladsladsladsladsladsladslads

[Jake.]

twattwattwattwattwattwattwat

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

o k

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i'm not doing coach trip now

[Shaun]

You'd be red carded for sending oldie coach mate #2 (thesheriff) a dick pic anyway tbf

[Raph]

Lucas says hi to smithy boo

[Jessica.]

Lucas says hi to smithy boo

:joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

fashion icon smithy being called out for her eyebrow drag?

[Shaun]

Smithew?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

when smithy got fired from XF NZ </3

[Raph]

Smithas = lucas and smithy showmance

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

#lushleigh hew???

[Raph]

"Scott's more of a messy drunk than me and don't get me started on smithy" - lucas michael

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i hope that is a channel 5 'he didn't actually say that we just made it look that way so we could show a clip during home and away to get more viewers' edit

[Black Dagger]

Drowning his sorrows at City getting dumped out of Europe again is he

There was a 10 year old in there who decided to support Barca in the last 10 minutes. Little **** he was.

[Shaun]

almosthomealmosthomealmosthome

[Smithy]

fashion icon smithy being called out for her eyebrow drag?

Smithew?

Lucas says hi to smithy boo

when smithy got fired from XF NZ </3

Smithas = lucas and smithy showmance

"Scott's more of a messy drunk than me and don't get me started on smithy" - lucas michael


http://38.media.tumblr.com/46f481f5241762cd833a3d2eccb30e3e/tumblr_nf1rqsLDcj1s0my1wo1_250.gif

[Shaun]

I... I made it out alive... :worry:

[Cherie]

Great avatar :laugh:

[Tom4784]

I... I made it out alive... :worry:

You're not safe yet, Lucas is still out there.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-8lL6DOD2smA/Um-92X1XtbI/AAAAAAAALm0/hTvtQ_3pZaI/s1600/F13th1980Ending.gif

[Locke.]

Me, Drew, Andy, Jake and Lucas are 4 hours into our 6 hour ride to London where we'll part ways. It's all getting very emotional, we've already had to console Jake earlier after we waved goodbye to Bugsy and Drew is currently sat with his head in his hands looking deeply depressed.

zDKO6XYXioc

[Glenn.]

I... I made it out alive... :worry:

http://i.imgur.com/NoPXG8y.jpg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

david honestly gives me 1920s ventriloquist dummy teas

[Locke.]

Alright Brad Pitt

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Alright Brad Pitt

http://38.media.tumblr.com/48b984e05f7792811ddb5f72e7518a4e/tumblr_mq55437WFj1ry6msio1_250.gif

[Calderyon]

So... it´s finally over. Thank heavens.

http://i.imgur.com/Z8iXe6C.jpg?1

[Locke.]

Lucas has been twatted in the face with a strawberry Yazoo, these coach trips don't seem to go very well for him

[Shaun]

I have decided to release a bit of live feed... it's from launch night, just after the power came back on... even Davina gets a mention...

37dN_N2_dTQ

[Smithy]

Lucas is that middle aged man everyone knows that yells at the TV but he's like 21

[Marsh.]

Honestly I'd have murdered him by now. I can't stand people yacking whilst watching TV.

[Jay.]

I think that if that video was released on the actual launch night, Lucas would have actually been my fave

but literally how are you all still alive?

[LukeB]

I think that if that video was released on the actual launch night, Lucas would have actually been my fave

but literally how are you all still alive?

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/08/04/arts/Descent600.jpg

[Jack_]

I have decided to release a bit of live feed... it's from launch night, just after the power came back on... even Davina gets a mention...

37dN_N2_dTQ

:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker:

omg this looked so fun

I am in love with Raph's accent <3

[Jake.]

It's over.

[Marsh.]

It's over.

Will you require 6 weeks to recover? :laugh:

[Jake.]

Will you require 6 weeks to recover? :laugh:

More than that Marsh, I'm becoming a pensioner a few years early

[Locke.]

The Caravan of Love Vol. 2.0 coming to a Welsh city soon

[Jake.]

To apply, simply submit your application video along with a £28 deposit via PayPal

[Rob!]

Wait, you mean you all ACTUALLY met up in a caravan? I thought this was some sort of contemporary exostensial thread

[Shaun]

hello rob welcome to last week

[Rob!]

Orgies in a caravan though :worry:


I hoped you didn't expect your deposit back :hmph:

[Smithy]

Think some of them were expecting a deposit on their back

[Shaun]

tbh considering 2 of the nights we had no (or limited) power, and the general state of the caravan itself, i am amazed jake even paid at all, but i don't think there was a 'deposit' anyway

[Jake.]

oh and I worked out the price for the bleach (you all owe me 36.7 pence each)

[Shaun]

i bought the kizzy's ____ air freshener, ****ing do one

[Rob!]

I see no denial about the orgies yet

[Marsh.]

The Caravan of Love Vol. 2.0 coming to a Welsh city soon

Give everyone time to round up the sheep. :worry:

[Marsh.]

Think some of them were expecting a deposit on their back

:joker:

[Shaun]

there were frequent moments of 4 of us in the double bed, and my balls were stood on, i cannot lie

[Jake.]

there were frequent moments of 4 of us in the double bed, and my balls were stood on, i cannot lie

did we not agree to never speak of this

[Shaun]

sorry jake for getting teste with you

[Jake.]

well Drew's finally got back, you've got to feel sorry for the others on the mega bus really

(although I don't at all)

[LukeB]

Give everyone time to round up the sheep. :worry:

I hate sheep, i really do they scare me :worry:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

~it's coming on christmas
they're cutting down trees
they're putting up reindeer
and singing songs of joy and peace~

[Marsh.]

I'm getting Bryn fishing trip teas

[Kizzy]

i bought the kizzy's ____ air freshener, ****ing do one

You should have bought some kizzys *ahem* shampoo too tbh :idc: