Most Common Lie You've Told

[LukeB]

What white lies do you tell :hehe:

You know you get those people in the town centres asking you to sign up for something. Well they always come up to me and I always say I'm 17 when I'm 21 but I know they think I'm lying.


I can't forget telling my family I'm straight

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

whenever tom asks me if i like his new tumblr theme and i say yes

[Mystic Mock]

That I'm a guy, it always works.:hehe:

[T*]

whenever tom asks me if i like his new tumblr theme and i say yes

YOU LITTLE ****
https://31.media.tumblr.com/dd4a19ead5e80fd6caa581781de0a0b8/tumblr_inline_nko1l8glnf1rnt2ci.gif

[thinkingoutloud]

"I'm okay" when asked by somebody how you are.

No, I just can't be bothered explaining how I'm really feeling. :laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

i dont tell lies

[Glenn.]

i dont tell lies

.

[Gstar]

"I slept at/going to my friends house"

[smudgie]

There really is a Santa Claus..and pixies at the end of the garden.

[user104658]

Hundreds of times per day, I wish people luck and tell them that I hope their bet wins.

I don't hope it wins. I want them to lose. I want them all to lose. I like seeing their stressed, angry faces when they realise that they have thrown their money away. It gives me genuine pleasure...

[Livia]

Hundreds of times per day, I wish people luck and tell them that I hope their bet wins.

I don't hope it wins. I want them to lose. I want them all to lose. I like seeing their stressed, angry faces when they realise that they have thrown their money away. It gives me genuine pleasure...

That's so cruel. I admire that about you...

"What a beautiful baby" is probably the most consistent lie I've told over the years. Mostly babies under 3 months look like Winston Churchill.

[Jay.]

Probably just when people ask if I've alright I say yeah because I cba explaining **** to anyone. I don't really tell many lies though.

Although sometimes I probably over-exaggerate things like "I've not eaten anything unhealthily in like 2 years" when it's probably been like a week or so

[user104658]

"What a beautiful baby" is probably the most consistent lie I've told over the years. Mostly babies under 3 months look like Winston Churchill.
Or...

http://mazzeta.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/mazzeta_gandalf.jpg

But yeah newborns are ugly. Babies from 4 - 10 months are a bit cute.

My second daughter looked like Hev from EastEnders when she was born. She was nearly 10lbs and had a fat puffy face, I found it hilarious. People thought I was mean when they were commenting on her newborn pics like "omg adorable, so gorgeous" and I was replying with "Nah she looks like Hev :shrug:".

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-I52PDvxNGtE/TonpompbS8I/AAAAAAAAQIw/uiDye_0x-JU/s1600/hev.bmp

[Crimson Dynamo]

Hundreds of times per day, I wish people luck and tell them that I hope their bet wins.

I don't hope it wins. I want them to lose. I want them all to lose. I like seeing their stressed, angry faces when they realise that they have thrown their money away. It gives me genuine pleasure...

info about bookies we already know number 35


:hehe:

[Livia]

Or...


But yeah newborns are ugly. Babies from 4 - 10 months are a bit cute.

My second daughter looked like Hev from EastEnders when she was born. She was nearly 10lbs and had a fat puffy face, I found it hilarious. People thought I was mean when they were commenting on her newborn pics like "omg adorable, so gorgeous" and I was replying with "Nah she looks like Hev :shrug:".



LOL... awww... poor little sod. I'd say none of my three nieces were particularly good looking babies but they kind of blossomed as they grew, I think most kids do that, don't they. Of course my nieces are now the most perfect children in the world... ever.

[Ninastar]

yeah, I agree that babies are normally pretty ugly until they get to like 3 months. One of my friends had a very beautiful newborn though. I never thought it was possible, lol. I mean, I guess it helped that the baby was half turkish, so pretty dark and he had a head full of hair, but omg he was soooooo cute.

Also, the biggest lie I tell is that I'm straight, lol.

[Jessica.]

I don't generally lie, though there are a few very tame ones.

Sometimes if my mother tries to cook something I say it's alright even if I don't like it, also if she asks me if I like her outfit I say ya even if she looks like a box of crayons.

[Niamh.]

I don't generally lie, though there are a few very tame ones.

Sometimes if my mother tries to cook something I say it's alright even if I don't like it, also if she asks me if I like her outfit I say ya even if she looks like a box of crayons.

:laugh: Interesting

[Kizzy]

I'm as a rule painfully honest but my sis has this thing about her hair, so if she has it done and I hate it I say it looks nice.

[armand.kay]

"I'm at the bus stop now" or "I'm omw"

[Gstar]

^ that's not a lie, just black people timing

[Ninastar]

^ that's not a lie, just black people timing

omg lmfao!

[Mystic Mock]

^ that's not a lie, just black people timing

Omfg.:laugh3:

[Shaun]

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[Ninastar]

lmao

[Marsh.]

Also, the biggest lie I tell is that I'm straight, lol.

If you ever need a fake boyfriend just PM me. :smug:

[Mystic Mock]

Sure thing Marsh.

[Xtopher]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/6d65d4286e8a59ef40f2b3b9b6dedb71/tumblr_mnfcmmqg8s1s03tapo1_500.gif

[Daniel-X]

"I'm at the bus stop now" or "I'm omw"

[2]

I say this sometimes when I'm in the bath