[LukeB]

What white lies do you tell

You know you get those people in the town centres asking you to sign up for something. Well they always come up to me and I always say I'm 17 when I'm 21 but I know they think I'm lying.


I can't forget telling my family I'm straight

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

whenever tom asks me if i like his new tumblr theme and i say yes

[Mystic Mock]

That I'm a guy, it always works.

[T*]

Originally Posted by Rose McGowan

whenever tom asks me if i like his new tumblr theme and i say yes

YOU LITTLE ****

[thinkingoutloud]

"I'm okay" when asked by somebody how you are.

No, I just can't be bothered explaining how I'm really feeling.

[LeatherTrumpet]

i dont tell lies

[Glenn.]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

i dont tell lies

.

[Gstar]

"I slept at/going to my friends house"

[smudgie]

There really is a Santa Claus..and pixies at the end of the garden.

[Toy Soldier]

Hundreds of times per day, I wish people luck and tell them that I hope their bet wins.

I don't hope it wins. I want them to lose. I want them all to lose. I like seeing their stressed, angry faces when they realise that they have thrown their money away. It gives me genuine pleasure...

[Livia]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Hundreds of times per day, I wish people luck and tell them that I hope their bet wins.

I don't hope it wins. I want them to lose. I want them all to lose. I like seeing their stressed, angry faces when they realise that they have thrown their money away. It gives me genuine pleasure...

That's so cruel. I admire that about you...

"What a beautiful baby" is probably the most consistent lie I've told over the years. Mostly babies under 3 months look like Winston Churchill.

[Jay.]

Probably just when people ask if I've alright I say yeah because I cba explaining **** to anyone. I don't really tell many lies though.

Although sometimes I probably over-exaggerate things like "I've not eaten anything unhealthily in like 2 years" when it's probably been like a week or so

[Toy Soldier]

Originally Posted by Livia

"What a beautiful baby" is probably the most consistent lie I've told over the years. Mostly babies under 3 months look like Winston Churchill.

Or...



But yeah newborns are ugly. Babies from 4 - 10 months are a bit cute.

My second daughter looked like Hev from EastEnders when she was born. She was nearly 10lbs and had a fat puffy face, I found it hilarious. People thought I was mean when they were commenting on her newborn pics like "omg adorable, so gorgeous" and I was replying with "Nah she looks like Hev ".

[LeatherTrumpet]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Hundreds of times per day, I wish people luck and tell them that I hope their bet wins.

I don't hope it wins. I want them to lose. I want them all to lose. I like seeing their stressed, angry faces when they realise that they have thrown their money away. It gives me genuine pleasure...

info about bookies we already know number 35

[Livia]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Or...


But yeah newborns are ugly. Babies from 4 - 10 months are a bit cute.

My second daughter looked like Hev from EastEnders when she was born. She was nearly 10lbs and had a fat puffy face, I found it hilarious. People thought I was mean when they were commenting on her newborn pics like "omg adorable, so gorgeous" and I was replying with "Nah she looks like Hev ".

LOL... awww... poor little sod. I'd say none of my three nieces were particularly good looking babies but they kind of blossomed as they grew, I think most kids do that, don't they. Of course my nieces are now the most perfect children in the world... ever.

[Ninastar]

yeah, I agree that babies are normally pretty ugly until they get to like 3 months. One of my friends had a very beautiful newborn though. I never thought it was possible, lol. I mean, I guess it helped that the baby was half turkish, so pretty dark and he had a head full of hair, but omg he was soooooo cute.

Also, the biggest lie I tell is that I'm straight, lol.

[Jessica.]

I don't generally lie, though there are a few very tame ones.

Sometimes if my mother tries to cook something I say it's alright even if I don't like it, also if she asks me if I like her outfit I say ya even if she looks like a box of crayons.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Jessica.

I don't generally lie, though there are a few very tame ones.

Sometimes if my mother tries to cook something I say it's alright even if I don't like it, also if she asks me if I like her outfit I say ya even if she looks like a box of crayons.

Interesting

[Kizzy]

I'm as a rule painfully honest but my sis has this thing about her hair, so if she has it done and I hate it I say it looks nice.

[armand.kay]

"I'm at the bus stop now" or "I'm omw"

[Gstar]

^ that's not a lie, just black people timing

[Ninastar]

Originally Posted by Germyle

^ that's not a lie, just black people timing

omg lmfao!

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Germyle

^ that's not a lie, just black people timing

Omfg.

[Shaun]

[Ninastar]

lmao