The winner of TiBB Eurovision 2015 is... Mokkajava! [ceremony p14]

[Shaun]

:amazed:

[T*]

Are you doing postcards for everyone? If you are, I've already done one for my entry so don't worry :love: Just concentrate on work experience.

Thanks [emoji173]️

[Mokka]

Am I allowed to commission out the singing of my song to someone else... say my daughter who has a better singing voice than me?

[Shaun]

If you want yeah :laugh:

[Raph]

I'm sorry man I really wanted to do this, but it's exam period so I won't have the time to submit a song. Good luck with running it though, i'm sure it'll be awesome :)

[Mokka]

#justice4switzerland

[Benjamin]

OMG I'm workng on mine. I had such a drought and it will no doubt be awful but I want to submit something for this. I promise I will have it to you soon. :love:

[Shaun]

<3 ty

With you, Claudia, Mokka and perhaps tom and drew I've heard from there'll be at least 18 entries anyway so I really can't complain LOL.

[T*]

mines coming dont worry

[MB.]

I might withdraw

[Raph]

#justice4switzerland

Sorry I know! And Jake dropped out with Switzerland last time too, not looking good for the Swiss folk :laugh:

[Glenn.]

Perched for this.

[T*]

I might withdraw

I literally just made your postcard ffs

[Jarrod]

Really really looking forward too this :love:

[MB.]

I literally just made your postcard ffs

NVdf7KrevF0

[Shaun]

:laugh: there's no withdrawing once I have entries dw, the world is seeing what you've done whether you like it or not :fist:

[Jake.]

Sorry I know! And Jake dropped out with Switzerland last time too, not looking good for the Swiss folk :laugh:

my nan would not be proud

[Mokka]

I have a couple of poorly written reject pieces Shaun...

We could just enter them in for the people who back out...

As fillers and such :hehe:

[Benjamin]

kill me now. I should have been in bed hours ago but I'm done

[Glenn.]

I'm happier with the entry I sent in than my first draft. When you all see my entry tomorrow please just think to yourselves that it could have been a whole lot worse.

[Tom4784]

I've made some small changes to my song, I'll give it a final once over tomorrow and send the FINAL FINAL version in.

[LukeB]

Sent mine in, It's a messy one and I'm not proud of it but it will have to do

[Shaun]

Thanks Kirk, Luke & Ben for the entries, we're now at 17 :D And hopefully a couple more to come from Drew, Claudia & Mokka should take us to a wonderful twenty :love:

Y'all have until 6pm to submit your entries bc I need to get the songs in order in that last remaining hour before showtime :)

[Shaun]

Also I've randomised the songlist and obviously if anyone forgets to submit a song they can just be removed from the list / replaced with any newcomers... but here is the official running order :pipe:

Greece - Loukas
Russia - Z - RECEIVED
Macedonia - LuciaX - RECEIVED
Romania - Jay. - RECEIVED
Liechtenstein - Benjamin - RECEIVED
Israel - Livia - RECEIVED
Portugal - BlankSpace
Iceland - Shaun - FINISHED
Azerbaijan - Dezzy - RECEIVED
Moldova - Glenn - RECEIVED
United Kingdom - Jake. - RECEIVED
Austria - Jarrod - RECEIVED
Belgium - MB. - RECEIVED
Denmark - Josiah. - RECEIVED
France - kirklancaster - RECEIVED
Australia - Niamh. - RECEIVED
Gibraltar - ThisIsJosh - RECEIVED
Spain - Drew.
Italy - LukeB - RECEIVED
Turkey - ProfessorSmooth - RECEIVED
Finland - GypsyGoth
Norway - Mokkajava
Ireland - Conzors
Sweden - Tom!

[kirklancaster]

Yeah - mine's in. I did not even start it until around 11.20pm Friday night believe it or not, so it's more 'spit' than 'polish' but I didn't want to let anyone down as this is THE most enjoyable comp on TIBB for me with EVERYONE just being so exceptionally creative and good natured to each other.

Good Luck to everyone and looking forward to reading all the entries.

[Mokka]

Norway has been submitted :omgno:

[Shaun]

Good god the competition has been ramped up a lot these past few entries :worship: Mokka has now officially joined the game.

[Josiah.]

Woah, Its like every few hours that I'm having to update the Wikia page because of entries being submitted.

[Shaun]

I am delighted to announce that I have managed to secure one of this year's Big Brother UK housemates for the introduction performance.

There'll be an introduction performance tonight, followed by the running order on the last page. At the end, voting information will be given out, and everyone will have until 7pm tomorrow evening to get their votes in. There will then be a "results show" performance before the results come in.

[Ammi]

..will there be a break this evening for nibbles and refreshments...

[Shaun]

I believe Drew will be on hand to be nibbled, yes Ammi

[Ammi]

..well then..can we not make this about your caravan stories please Shaun...

[Mokka]

:joker:

All of you so funny

:joker:

[Josiah.]

Shaun, I do like the link to the Wikia page in the OP.

[Shaun]

Not a problem, thank you for keeping it updated :love:

[Jøsh]

Just a heads up, I'm no longer ThisIsJosh. I'm editing the wiki for Josiah's sake.
Plus, I wanna change my singers name to MC Josh

[MB.]

Rather perched. :clap1:

[Jake.]

Smack bang in the middle it seems

[GypsyGoth]

I just have to go over mine once more, it's pretty much finnished. Should have it to you by no later than 4.

[Drew.]

I can confirm i will have something sent in shortly

[Z]

Will there be a separate thread for the show or will it be in here? If the latter, would you be able to edit which page it starts on into the title? I know you usually do anyway but I'm going out for dinner with my parents tonight so I'll miss it as it happens but I can't wait to come home and read everyone's entries tonight :D

[BlankSpace]

I've finished my entry, it may be crap, but what do I do with it? lol

[Tom4784]

I'm about done with mine now, I changed it dramatically last night but I looked at it this morning and I decided that I preferred it before the changes so I changed it all back bar one line. Sending it in now <3

[Shaun]

I've finished my entry, it may be crap, but what do I do with it? lol

PM it to me :p

[T*]

omg my running order :love:
omg shauns avi :love:
OMG OMG IM SO ****ING EXCITED

[Shaun]

tom did you send me an entry bc i can't find the PM :worry:

[T*]

tom did you send me an entry bc i can't find the PM :worry:

no not yet <3

[Jarrod]

:love: So excited. I'll get my outfit ready.

[MB.]

Ready to come out of my shell tonight. :clap1:

[GypsyGoth]

Sent mine, thanks for your patience Shaun. I will be heading out so won't be here for the ceremony, but can't wait to read it when I get back :love:

[Josiah.]

This getting too exciting... :D

[Mokka]

This getting too exciting... :D

I know... :hehe:

super pumped for this tbh...

[Josiah.]

Also, I just realized; once we have both Tom and BlankSpace's entries in, we'll have made a TiBB Eurovision record with 21 participants.

[Shaun]

3 more entries from Drew, GypsyGoth and a surprise San Marino entry from Locke. :pipe2:

[Shaun]

I am worried we're not going to hear from Conzors though :worry: after he teased his entry so early on as well

[Josiah.]

I just realized now that we will have broken a TiBB Eurovision record with 23 or 24 songs once Tom and BlankSpace send in their songs.

[Morgan.]

I might miss the first half hour or so, how long will it last?

[Shaun]

We now have 22... but the late entry is a surprise one for Bulgaria, from Ammi :o Tom, Conzors, BlankSpace & Loukas have now missed the deadline but tbh I'm already pretty much prepared that I'm willing to extend it to 7 anyway. No later, please!

[Jarrod]

:amazed:!

[Drew.]

I thought i might be onto a winner until i saw Ammi had entered

[Mokka]

Here for Ammi's surprise entry scooping us all :clap1:

[Shaun]

Received Tom's. We're at 23 now :) I think that'll most likely be all unless Conzors does a Beyonce.

[Jay.]

here for this :clap1::clap1:

(only just realised it's on in 15 minutes as well lmao)

[Niamh.]

here for this :clap1::clap1:

(only just realised it's on in 15 minutes as well lmao)

Same :amazed:

[Jay.]

I do not remember a thing about my entry :worry:

[LukeB]

I do not remember a thing about my entry :worry:

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131214223906/glee/images/9/93/Daniele_shocker.gif

[Jarrod]

I'm here

http://i.imgur.com/J5qmLhvl.png

[Firewire]

I'm here this year. Don't think I've ever been in the audience before.

[Glenn.]

I do not remember a thing about my entry :worry:

Neither do I. I had to read the PM I sent. :laugh:

[MB.]

brb just getting changed

(it's more difficult than you'd think :worry:)

[Glenn.]

I have arrived

http://i.imgur.com/5xbmpUf.jpg

Yes its black because of diversity and equality.

[Jay.]

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131214223906/glee/images/9/93/Daniele_shocker.gif

:suspect:

Neither do I. I had to read the PM I sent. :laugh:

ergh i deleted all of mine a while back, here for us all having a shock @ how dreadful mine is :clap1:

[Jarrod]

Not here for Jay ignoring my good luck text

[T*]

*camera pans over to me, the designer*
Oh! I didn't see you there. hello :hee:
This years postcards revolve around the theme that we are all one and how daily life happens around europe daily with timelapses. The postcards are in black and white but for one selected colour for the country creating a cool sin city effect and also adding to the we are one theme. enjoy.
*camera pans to me using a drawing tablet and then winking at the camera*

[Glenn.]

anyway

[Firewire]

anyway has never been more appropriate

[LukeB]

Not here for Jay ignoring my good luck text

He is awful at replying, he probs forgets he has a phone tbh

[Jarrod]

*camera pans over to me, the designer*
Oh! I didn't see you there. hello :hee:
This years postcards revolve around the theme that we are all one and how daily life happens around europe daily with timelapses. The postcards are in black and white but for one selected colour for the country creating a cool sin city effect and also adding to the we are one theme. enjoy.
*camera pans to me using a drawing tablet and then winking at the camera*

lol not mine

not here for the 2013 we are one theme

[Glenn.]

shade?

[Jarrod]

shade?

http://i1.cdnds.net/13/03/618x343/eurovision-song-contest-malmo-butterfly.jpg

[MB.]

Well this is already going well

[T*]

lol not mine

not here for the 2013 we are one theme

yeah good luck with your out of place gaylor postcard, bitch :idc:

[Glenn.]

that means nothing to me

[Jøsh]

The clock strikes 7.

[Josiah.]

IT'S TIME!!!

[Jarrod]

yeah good luck with your out of place gaylor gif, bitch :idc:

Jay***** actually, and I believe my 30 second video is perf thank you :smug:

[Benjamin]

Here. Looking forward to this. :hugesmile:

[Shaun]

Ladies and gentlemen... I present you Simon Gross.

Jf89hFI1rY0

[Mokka]

I have arrived, Norwegian Princess that I am...

http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6fiv5ZtWz1rqawl6o1_500.png

I brought with me Norway's curling team as my security detail

http://www.thestar.com/content/dam/thestar/sports/sochi2014/curling/2014/01/21/sochi_2014_norwegian_curlers_back_with_their_wacky _pants_at_winter_olympics/norwegian_curling_uniform.jpg.size.xxlarge.promo.j pg

[T*]

http://i1.cdnds.net/13/03/618x343/eurovision-song-contest-malmo-butterfly.jpg

it hasnt been done on tibb before and the postcards are more personal than that butterfly mess

[Jarrod]

If they entries are as good as last year, we are in for a brilliant evening :love:

[Drew.]

****ing hell that video :joker:

[Glenn.]

death at that video :joker:

[Jarrod]

:laugh:

[Jay.]

He is awful at replying, he probs forgets he has a phone tbh

omg thIS BAITINGGG

[MB.]

<3

[T*]

omg the vid :joker:

[Jøsh]

Simon can can teas

[Josiah.]

:laugh:

[Jay.]

oh my god :joker::joker:

[Drew.]

http://i.imgur.com/t9tUM6f.png

[MB.]

My human representative has arrived

http://www.snookerbacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Miss-Belgium.jpg

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/GOEu5wd.jpg

A huge thank you to Simon, there, for kicking things off with a bang! There truly is no business like Eurovision showbiz...ness...
Are you done with that abomination of an introduction?
I would like to get through this ceremony without at least one death threat, Augustine.
You won't enjoy some of the performances, then.
That is true tbf
tbh
But enough of our banter! We must get things underway, and our first act this evening is from the tiny republic of San Marino!
George Bush doesn't care about black people.

[Mokka]

Here for Showbiz getting his extra 30 sec of fame :clap1:

[LukeB]

good luck everyone :hee:

[Jøsh]

George Bush... YOU RACIST MOFO.

Plus good luck too!

[Firewire]

racism? I bet this one is Caitlin's

[kirklancaster]

Perched for this (see how I'm learning this new fangled lingo? :laugh:)

Seriously - Looking forward to all the entries.

[T*]

in case you needed more entertainment whilst reading this, how to win eurovision is on BBC3 in a bit :pipe:

[Shaun]

no postcard for them because they were late to the party...

[Shaun]

Country: San Marino
Performer: Andy Selva
Plea: We are a small country of only 32,000 and have sent forth a song we have written over many of weeks, please vote for us and bring some happiness to our shores for the first time in history

I know when he's been on your mind
That distant look is in your eyes
I thought with time you'd realize it's over, over

http://i.imgur.com/rfCrU8I.jpg

It's not the way I choose to live
And somewhere something's got to give
As sharing in this relationship gets older, older

You know I'd fight for you but how could I fight someone who isn't even there!!!!

http://i.imgur.com/rfCrU8I.jpg

I've had the rest of you now I want the best of you and I don't care if that's not fair!!!

Cos I want it all!!!!!!!
Or nothing at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's nowhere left to fall
When you reach the bottom it's now or never
Is it all
Or are we just friends
Is this how it ends
With a simple telephone call
You leave me here with nothing at all

There are time it seems to me
I'm sharing you with memories
I feel it in my heart but I don't show it , show it

http://i.imgur.com/rfCrU8I.jpg

Then there's times you look at me
As though I'm all that you could see
Those times I don't believe it's right I know it , know it

Don't make me promises baby you never did know how to keep them well
I had the rest of you now I want the best of you it's time to show and tell

Cos I want it all
Or nothing at all
There's nowhere left to fall
When you reach the bottom it's now or never
Is it all
Or are we just friends
Is this how it ends
With a simple telephone call
You leave me here with nothing at all

Cos you and I
Could lose it all if you've got no more room
No more inside for me in your life

Cos I want it all
Or Nothing at all
There's nowhere left to fall
It's now or never

Is it all
Or Nothing at all
When you reach the bottom it's now or never
Is it all
Or are we just friends
Is this how it ends
With a simple telephone call
You leave me here with nothing at all
There's nowhere left to fall

http://i.imgur.com/twvpPjL.jpg
.

[Niamh.]

http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/article-1282081606436-0ad1ede9000005dc-608427_466x515.jpg

[MB.]

http://i.imgur.com/rfCrU8I.jpg

[T*]

when did they even say they were performing i am shocked and appalled

[Benjamin]

[imghttp://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/article-1282081606436-0ad1ede9000005dc-608427_466x515.jpg[/img]

:umm2:

someone is already drunk

[Firewire]

Do I need to know who he is to get it?

[Jarrod]

http://www.hayunalesbianaenmisopa.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/79929-rebel-wilson-enough-enough-gif-uPJK.gif

[T*]

http://www.gomotes.com/emoticon/happyswedenflag.gifhttp://www.gomotes.com/emoticon/happyswedenflag.gifhttp://www.gomotes.com/emoticon/happyswedenflag.gif

[LukeB]

:laugh2: great job who ever it was

[Drew.]

Westlife?

[T*]

Do I need to know who he is to get it?

idgi either

[Glenn.]

That was beautiful

[Jarrod]

idgi either

Glad I'm not the only one tbh

[Jay.]

*pretends to understand the the san marino language*

oh yes well done :clap1::clap1:

[Shaun]

http://www.russlandjournal.de/en/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2014/10/eurovision-2009-hosts-vodianova-malakhov.jpg

Remind me never to go to San Marino, darling.
I'm not helping you with ****. Let's head to Russia instead.

[T*]

the russia postcard is still processing and its one of the best ones </3

[T*]

i typed in swedish emoticons and this came up
http://i1173.photobucket.com/albums/r584/DogByte6/hijab-smiley-emoticon_zpsea17c988.png

[Shaun]

The stage is decorated like a war torn battle ground; backing dancers dressed as soldiers in tank tops and short shorts appear to do battle with camp high kicks and laser guns that flash neon across the background. A large piece of fuselage lowers from the ceiling and standing atop it is the Russian superstar, Badimir "No Diss" Putin. Normally known for his East Coast raps, "No Diss" is here to perform a mid tempo track called Air Space.

(To the tune of...)
e-ORhEE9VVg

Air Space - Badimir No Diss Putin

Nice to meet you
I’m Putin
I rule Russia and I’m shootin’
Rivals, gay men, lesbi-ans
Saw Ukraine and I thought “oh my god
Look at that land, I’m going in, to take command
Black Sea base, wanna taaake it!”

We’ve got money so don’t try
I’ll defeat you ‘cause I’m fearlessly
Gonna fight you on the sly
And I know you heard about B-U-Ks
But let’s pretend
You didn’t know, my Europe friends
Grab your passports and come to Minsk,
We can fight the bad guys together like grown men.

So it's gonna be clever
I’m gonna shoot it down in flames
Why’d you go and fly it over
The fight in the Ukraine
M H one seven explodes
We’ll say that it’s a shame
But you know we want to expose
The U-S-of-A!

‘Cause we’re sick of the damn West
We'll take this way too far
Crimea’s getting annexed, and
We’ll say tata Tatar
Got BUKs they’re rocket launchers
I’ll use them for my gain
But you’re in my air space baby
So I shot your plane.

Pussy Riot
Nemtsov died
Litvinenko took a toxic drink
Edward Snowden gets to hide
I’m the king baby and I think
I should, get what I want
Occupy, them for ten months
But the worst is yet to come! Oh no!

Caucus: Georgia, Chechen wars,
I can make all of NATO scream
Our back garden’s full of brawls
Stop you interfering like “oh my god
Don’t do that!” I get drunk, take ecstasy
Do what I want, ‘cause I’m Putin
‘Cause darling I'm a nightmare and I kill drag queens.

So it's gonna be clever
I’m gonna shoot it down in flames
Why’d you go and fly it over
The fight in the Ukraine
M H one seven explodes
We’ll say that it’s a shame
But you know we want to expose
The U-S-of-A!

‘Cause we’re sick of the damn West
We'll take this way too far
Crimea’s getting annexed, and
We’ll say tata Tatar
Got BUKs they’re rocket launchers
I’ll use them for my gain
But you’re in my air space baby
So I shot your plane.

We only want war, guns and torture
Don't say I didn't say I didn't warn you
We only want war, guns and torture
Don't say I didn't say I didn't warn you!

So it's gonna be clever
I’m gonna shoot it down in flames
Why’d you go and fly it over
The fight in the Ukraine
M H one seven explodes
We’ll say that it’s a shame
But you know we want to expose
The U-S-of-A!

‘Cause we’re sick of the damn West
We'll take this way too far
Crimea’s getting annexed, and
We’ll say tata Tatar
Got BUKs they’re rocket launchers
I’ll use them for my gain
But you’re in my air space baby
So I shot the plane.

[MB.]

g9if_MVl45Q

(amazing <3)

[Jarrod]

:clap2:

[T*]

:laugh2: :clap1: Well done russia <3

[Tom4784]

:clap1:

[Benjamin]

Superb :clap1:

[LukeB]

:worship:

[Jay.]

very well done :clap1::clap1:

[Firewire]

the winner imo

[Drew.]

Z :worship: great start

[Niamh.]

briiliant :clap2:

[Ammi]

...:amazed:...just catching up...the first two entries..:lovedup:...great job, I don't know who they are...

[kirklancaster]

:clap1::clap1::clap1: Well done San Marino.

[Niamh.]

...:amazed:...just catching up...the first two entries..:lovedup:...great job, I don't know who they are...

Locke and Z

[T*]

who was san marino btw

[Jarrod]

who was san marino btw

I think they said Locke

[T*]

here is the russian postcard btw it just finished
5gDhNk1o1DQ

[Shaun]

locke was san marino, z was russia, this is all in the OP :fist:

http://thumbnails3.imagebam.com/4272/15e54d42716117.gif

We've swapped places????????
I know??????? Macedonia??????????

[Niamh.]

who was san marino btw

Locke

[Benjamin]

Oh I didn;t see the San marino one

-goes back to see it-

[kirklancaster]

:clap1::clap1::clap1: Superb song comrade.

[Benjamin]

here is the russian postcard btw it just finished
5gDhNk1o1DQ

:clap1:

[Ammi]

Locke and Z

..thank you Niamh..:love:..

[Mokka]

Z setting the bar sooo high... :worship:

[Shaun]

Q6I4J-u8OJQ

[MB.]

That reminds me, I must visit Macedonia one day to visit their wonderful traffic

[Ammi]

..Lucia X..:love:..

[Shaun]

Artist: Leonie Lee-Marie

Song title: Money makes me world go round

Money makes me world go round
I'd kill my mam and dad for just
fifty pound.

All I want is a proper nice fella
who'll treat me alright and tell
me I look like Nigella. He'll buy
me nice things like a bottle of after-shock
and in return I'll suck his cock.
Actually I'll settle with some cash
I don't care if the neighbours
think I'm white trash. I just want money because
I'm Leonie Lee-Marie and the benefits life
is the life for me.

I want someone with loads of dosh
like Tyrone from down the street
I'd give him a gnosh. I know every scam
under the sun and I'll do them all
till the police get me done. I need a Lord Sugar
you know that bloke on TV who'll pay for me
nails and make me the new White Dee.

I know I'm no Beyoncé and I'm on benefits
but Jay-Z can't deny he wants lick me tits.
If I can't find a fella who'll treat me alright
I'll have to become a lady of the night.
If that doesn't work out I'll just
have another brat as long as I get my money
I don't care if it turns out a twat.

Cider for 10p isn't my life's goal
I need a man to fill this hole.
And no that isn't a innuendo!
I really need a man to pay for
me weed and me cigs
I'll have any men I'm that
desperate even if he looks
like a pig. Like avarice
I'm deadly sin number
five and I need dead nice
stuff and money to help me survive.

Money makes me world go round.
I'd sell our Princess and McKenzie
for just one hundred pound.
submitted by LuciaX

[Niamh.]

That reminds me, I must visit Macedonia one day to visit their wonderful traffic

:laugh2:

[Ross.]

That reminds me, I must visit Macedonia one day to visit their wonderful traffic

:joker:

These postcards, well done Tom :worship:

[Benjamin]

That reminds me, I must visit Macedonia one day to visit their wonderful traffic

:joker:

[Jay.]

That reminds me, I must visit Macedonia one day to visit their wonderful traffic

omg :joker::joker:

[MB.]

LuciaX bringing the class :clap1:

[Drew.]

Classic Eurovision there

[LukeB]

Great job Lucia :)

[Jay.]

Ooh, good entry :clap1::clap1:

[Niamh.]

Lucia :love:

[Jarrod]

Excellent :love:

[Ammi]

..Lucia, that's amazing ..:love:..and your first entry as well...

[Ross.]

Great. :love:

[Tom4784]

Very good :clap2:

[kirklancaster]

:joker::joker::joker: Hilarious Lucia. Well done.

[Benjamin]

Hahah Lucia. :clap1:

[Shaun]

http://static2.stuff.co.nz/1242248851/267/2410267.jpg

You join us off-camera now as Celine Dion offers another virgin to whatever God she now believes in.
Such powerful thighs! Follow that, Romania!

[T*]

That reminds me, I must visit Macedonia one day to visit their wonderful traffic
I'll try not to push you into it :hee:
:joker:

These postcards, well done Tom :worship:

ty :love:


Well done lucia :worship:

[Jay.]

i think this is me it's going to be trash

[Mokka]

Nice one Lucia!!!

[Tom4784]

http://static2.stuff.co.nz/1242248851/267/2410267.jpg

You join us off-camera now as Celine Dion offers another virgin to whatever God she now believes in.
Such powerful thighs! Follow that, Romania!

God, I love these little bits so much <3

[Jøsh]

When I be performing

[T*]

God, I love these little bits so much <3

same :love:

[Shaun]

o6sNWhQ1CDU

[Benjamin]

o6sNWhQ1CDU

A bit more traffic for MB

[Jarrod]

Best postcard yet :clap2:

[Jay.]

tom stepping up his game for my postcard? :clap1::clap1:

[Shaun]

Makes You Not Wanna Post in The Lounge - Pula Mare (Romanian spelling)
Parody of Kiss And Not Tell - La Roux

The Performer
Pula Mare is a singer straight from the heart and soul of Romania, coming to TiBB with many long time awards. The name Pula Mare means ‘Big Dick’ in English, yes, you’ve got that right.. Pula Mare may be an ex-porn star, but, after gaining a great amount of fame in Romania’s version of The Voice, he’s rebranded himself as a La Roux tribute act.

The performance will aim to recreate the absolutely iconic music video by La Roux. Prepare for a fantastic vintage-style performance from Pula Mare himself, as he tries to do Romania proud!

Take a look at Pula Mare’s latest promo pic!
http://i.imgur.com/U5ULNfd.jpg?2

Why not have a little sneak peek at what his performance will look like, by taking a look at his album art below - utterly beautiful.
http://i.imgur.com/BTjWygt.jpg

And here is a little piccy of him in his latest music video - He is SO Eurovision!
http://i.imgur.com/QQEonA8.jpg

The Performance
Pula Mare is revealed on stage, as the doors open, the audience goes wild, it’s Pula Mare!!! Pula jumps and dances around the stage, using an old telephone as a microphone. Pula changes outfits at least 8 times during the performance. To finish the performance, Pula is joined on stage by other La Roux tribute acts (Pula is friends with the majority of the La Roux tribute act community). Pula Mare steals the show.

Pula Mare’s wardrobe design
Pula Mare shall be undertaking many costume changes whilst on stage, keeping the performance fresh and spectacular!

A preview can be seen below, but Pula Mare is keeping his lips tight on the rest of his outfits!

http://i.imgur.com/0AyVxVe.jpg

Pula Mare’s stage design
Since Pula Mare is a world renowned La Roux tribute act, he has an archive of hits and music videos. On stage, the background shows clips of his music videos, whilst he remains central to the stage.

http://i.imgur.com/PiGYQw8.jpg

Song choice

D8axiZqKkcw

Lyrics

Ten thousand stories posted
By TiBB’s own Rose McGowan
You've seen the future now
The 2015 TiBB Lounge - Part 4000

Makes you not wanna post in the lounge
Makes you not wanna post in the lounge

Their talking about PLL/GoT/Bates Motel/The Office US now
So where’s the surprise?
Multis coming for you
Do they even try?

Makes you not wanna post in the lounge
Makes you not wanna post in the lounge

LukeBola singing about long lix lovers
Makes you not wanna post in the lounge

Is Liam even an emo?
Or is it some weird fetish
Remember when Glenn shaved his hair?
I think we all cried

Makes you not wanna post in the lounge
Makes you not wanna post in the lounge

Oh look that’s a shock,
Marsh has got himself banned
I wonder how long it is for now? ohhhh

Makes you not wanna post in the lounge
Makes you not wanna post in the lounge

All along Jessica’s been saying ‘Bye Daniel’
Makes you not wanna post-

We only like Mokka for her fake kids
Makes you not wanna post in the lounge

(Musical interlude which lasts approx. 25 minutes)

Is that Tom posting an unfunny meme?
Makes you not wanna post-

Is that Firewire or Clark from the Office US?
Makes you not wanna post in the lounge

We love Mokka’s
Fake kids now
Oh wait, yay Ammi’s back

Dylan’s bi-weekly post
Wtf is a quasar
We all stan Smorge (Smithy + George)

Cherylgu hew?
imo tbh imo
Scott’s asking for nudes (Makes you not wanna post-)

Marsh is posting
A quote from
Some random TV show (Makes you not wanna post-)

Lostie getting
Everyone into
All kinds of shows (Makes you not wanna post-)

Overnight the thread
Has been closed
And we’ve all been infracted (Makes you not wanna post, post, post in the louungeeee)

*Takes a bow as audience goes wild*

----------

(I may have went a little OTT editing photos of the old guy)

[Ammi]

..great job with the postcards Tom..:love:..

[MB.]

A bit more traffic for MB

Bet they're all driving straight to the UK, bloody EU :fist:

[Jarrod]

Jay

http://i1145.photobucket.com/albums/o503/KimmieRocks/pond.gif

[T*]

Best postcard yet :clap2:

tom stepping up his game for my postcard? :clap1::clap1:

ty :love:

[Jay.]

oh no

[MB.]

(oh wow :clap1:)

[LukeB]

well done jay :)

[Benjamin]

Bet they're all driving straight to the UK, bloody EU :fist:

:joker:

[Drew.]

Very good :clap1:

[LukeB]

LukeBola tho.. let me live

[Ross.]

Jay :worship:

[T*]

i love it but i never post unfunny memes

[Ammi]

...:laugh:...OMG Jay, stunning ..:flutter:...

[Tom4784]

Sensational tbh.

(although I'm miffed the themes of our song clash a little)

[Benjamin]

Nice work their jay :clap1:

[kirklancaster]

:clap1::clap1::clap1: This was brilliant Jay - Why were you dissing it? Well done.

[Jay.]

the lounge being renamed not 20 minutes before my song being released? http://i.imgur.com/YesStkK.png?1

[Glenn.]

Just catching up. Amazing entries so far

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/IUDVKvG.jpg

Have you noticed that we've been doing this for 6 years now and these children haven't aged a day?
I...no. I wouldn't worry about it. We have bigger things to worry about. Like Rose McGowan. Here is Liechtenstein, to explain why.

VVMrD_fdUbg

[Tom4784]

the lounge being renamed not 20 minutes before my song being released? http://i.imgur.com/YesStkK.png?1

Ifkr

[kirklancaster]

:worship: For Tom's brilliant Post Card works.

[Tom4784]

That postcard is so Scott.

[MB.]

Now I like the look of this Liechtenstein place

[Ammi]

the lounge being renamed not 20 minutes before my song being released? http://i.imgur.com/YesStkK.png?1

..oh the name changed when I did one about the chat thread at the time as well and I had to re-write some..

[Mokka]

Jay :amazed:

spot on :clap1:

(glad I threw out my song about the Lounge :idc:)

[Shaun]

Abdul Lahveen ft. The Weaves - Husband

[apologies to anyone offended, I meant this all in gest]

http://i.imgur.com/vuP9H6M.png?1

JnYgQZ-QULI


[weaves gather and start posting on people’s walls:]

Hey! Hey! Niamh, Niamh,
Scott will steal your husband,
He’s gay! He’s gay!
I think you need a new one.
Hey! Hey! Niamh, Niamh,
Scott will steal your husband.
Hey! Hey! Drew, Drew
Go have a fight with Kizzy,
Go slé, Go slé
She’s wrong often frequent
Hey! Hey! Drew, Drew
bring her whining to an end.


[weaves start PM’ing]

It’s only nine
there still time
to be so vicious
Let’s commit a TiBB forum crime
Gossip so descriptive
Don’t you know that us weaves can do to start a fight (Fight, fight, Fight)?
Why is Tom not in bed and Daniel_ acting precious,
And MB is here
saying that Firewire is being a mother****ing drab mess,
Ben’s old, doesn’t have a clue and MTVN’s ****ing uptight


[weaves gather and light candles:]

Salman’s like so whatever
We can do so much better
I think we should club together now
TiBB’s gossip needs to get out of this drought


Hey! Hey! Niamh, Niamh,
Scott will steal your husband,
He’s gay! He’s gay!
I think you need a new one.
Hey! Hey! Niamh, Niamh,
Scott will steal your husband.
Hey! Hey! Drew, Drew
Have a fight with Kizzy,
Go slé, Go slé
She’s wrong often frequent
Hey! Hey! Drew, Drew
bring her whines to an end.


[weaves start posting in the lounge]

Arista is so cray cray, making his threads about HD LED TV
And even Dezzy ban coming my ****ing way, doesn’t really scare me
when he talks of Stacey stalking here time again and again (again, again, again)
So? come on Caitlin some her tell us once more you’re queer
Better yet make your little bitch Smithy disappear
and Shaun I don’t want to see your music threads ever again (again, and again, and again!)


[weaves gather and stir cauldron over one of their fallen:]

Salman’s like so whatever
We can do so much better
I think we should club together now
TiBB’s gossip, spread it out of this drought


Hey! Hey! Niamh, Niamh,
Scott will steal your husband,
He’s gay! He’s gay!
I think you need a new one.
Hey! Hey! Niamh, Niamh,
Scott will steal your husband.
Hey! Hey! Drew, Drew
Have a fight with Kizzy,
Go slé, Go slé
She’s wrong often frequent
Hey! Hey! Drew, Drew
bring her whines to an end.


[weaves gather voodoo dolls:]

In a second Josy will be here to linger
She’ll ban us all cos she thinks she’s so much better
Oop, there we go
So when's it gonna sink in?
She’s so stupid
What the hell, this forum is sinking?!
We’ve been beckoned cos we are the free thinkers
Gifs we stan, 'cause we’re such trend setters
Truths we’ll uncover
So what if reece has been drinking?
We still won’t be muted
Without our truth tea TiBB is sinking


[weaves starting falling one by one]

Hey! Hey! Niamh, Niamh,
Scott will steal your husband,
He’s gay! He’s gay!
I think you need a new one.
Hey! Hey! Niamh, Niamh,
Scott will steal your husband.
No way! No way!
Hey! Hey! Niamh, Niamh,
Scott will steal your husband,
He’s gay! He’s gay!
I think you need a new one.
Hey! Hey! Niamh, Niamh,
Scott will steal your husband.
No way! No way!
He’s gay! He’s gay!

[Josy and Dezzy sit there with their ban hammers smirking]

[T*]

:worship: For Tom's brilliant Post Card works.

That postcard is so very good tom well done ily.

Thanks :love:

[Jay.]

Sensational tbh.

(although I'm miffed the themes of our song clash a little)

:joker:

[LukeB]

Ben :worship:

[Firewire]

did i really need to get dragged twice in a row?

[MB.]

well that was a mother****ing drab mess

(but yes :love:)

[T*]

omfg :clap1:
ben most likely has this in the bag

[Tom4784]

Ben looks so rough here compared to Christmasvision :worry:

[Ross.]

Ben :joker:

[Shaun]

Ben looks so rough here compared to Christmasvision :worry:

He pigged out on Yule logs.

[Drew.]

Great work Turtle :joker:

[T*]

Ben looks so rough here compared to Christmasvision :worry:

the dangers of plastic surgery

[Benjamin]

Ben looks so rough here compared to Christmasvision :worry:

I'm not a sexy santa girl this time around :idc:

[Tom4784]

He pigged out on Yule logs.

and Heroin.

[MB.]

Ben looks so rough here compared to Christmasvision :worry:

At least he's had the decency to wear clothes this time.

[Mokka]

I love you Ben
OMG !!!!

:dance: :dance:

[Ammi]

..*is speechless..*....well done Ben..:love:..

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/F5YcE03.jpg

I like your dress, miss
I am not your ****ing teacher, get the **** away from me, Rudolph help-
It's fine, it's fine-
No, I want this bitch killed
Augustine-
I am deadly ****ing serious-
Israel! Get on stage quick!

pxrHcD9rb3c

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/F5YcE03.jpg

I like your dress, miss
I am not your ****ing teacher, get the **** away from me, Rudolph help-
It's fine, it's fine-
No, I want this bitch killed
Augustine-
I am deadly ****ing serious-
Israel! Get on stage quick!


:joker::joker::joker:

[Tom4784]

I am upset that Augustine and Rudolph are only imaginary caricatures and are not real.

[Glenn.]

http://i.imgur.com/F5YcE03.jpg

I like your dress, miss
I am not your ****ing teacher, get the **** away from me, Rudolph help-
It's fine, it's fine-
No, I want this bitch killed
Augustine-
I am deadly ****ing serious-
Israel! Get on stage quick!

pxrHcD9rb3c

I just snorted chicken nugget out of my nose

[Shaun]

htBfNPyKKoI

"Sugartits"
By Shiksa and the Shmundies.

Something weird is going on
Someone’s coming in
who don’t belong….
It’s a mystery
Not one post in three whole years
She just send PMs, and it's troubling me –
Just who is she…?

Enigma
And a stigma
Who is she, who is she Sugartits
It’s driving me out of my wits
Is she Josy’s spy? Or a private eye?
Tell me Sugartits
Why don’t you join us moany gits
Are you from DS?
Is this, like, a test…?

Sugartits, Sugartits, Sugartits…
Sugartits, Sugartits, Sugartits, Sugartits…


You think it’s mods deleting posts
But they delete one or two at the most.
She’s got me engrossed.
And when you see a thread get locked
I know who’s to blame
Cos she’s been clocked
And she must be stopped.

Enigma
And a stigma
Who is she, who is she Sugartits
It’s driving me out of my wits
Is she Josy’s spy? Or a private eye?
Tell me Sugartits
Why don’t you join us moany gits
Are you from DS?
Is this, like, a test…?

Sugartits, Sugartits, Sugartits…
Sugartits, Sugartits, Sugartits, Sugartits…

[T*]

idg why the israel flag messed up i apologise

[Ammi]

..hahaha...Livia, that's perfect..:lovedup:...

[MB.]

Livia :clap1:

Sugartits :clap1:

[Josiah.]

Livia, that is amazing.

[LukeB]

well done Livia :clap2:

[Drew.]

Livia :love:

[Tom4784]

Amazing.

This music video is also giving me so much life.

[Ammi]

idg why the israel flag messed up i apologise

..Liv will love the postcard and love jew for making it...

[T*]

Livia :love:

[T*]

..Liv will love the postcard and love jew for making it...


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[Mokka]

I am so envious of SugarTits.... She gets all the love

Love it Livia :clap1:

[Shaun]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/WK_aa2N5bu0/0.jpg

fnfnfff--fnnnnnnnn-hnhnhhhhhhhh-hhnnNHNHHHHHh-Bulgaria.

[T*]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/WK_aa2N5bu0/0.jpg

fnfnfff--fnnnnnnnn-hnhnhhhhhhhh-hhnnNHNHHHHHh-Bulgaria.


Omg I nearly choked on my pizza omfg :laugh2;

[MB.]

fnfnfff--fnnnnnnnn-hnhnhhhhhhhh-hhnnNHNHHHHHh-Bulgaria.

I've heard that all too often. :(

[Tom4784]

I don't understand the reference but :clap1:

[Shaun]

Inspired by and in association with but not the adapted lyrics to...


CvBfHwUxHIk


One Sad Day On TiBB (This is Bullshitgaria Blues)



Gypsygoth stole my fella, she stole my fella, she stole my fella
Gypsygoth stole my fella, she stole my fella, she stole my fella

All I have left is Ben & Jerry’s and Nutella, Ben & Jerry’s and Nutella, Ben & Jerry's and Nutella
All I have left is Ben & Jerry’s and Nutella, Ben & Jerrys and Nutella, Ben and Jerry's and Nutella

Caitlin can you tell ha, can you tell ha, can you tell ha
Ruggywhiffy can you tell ha, can you tell ha, can you tell ha

Dezzy, please ban ha to TiBB cella, ban ha to TiBB cella, ban ha to TiBB cella
Dezzy please ban ha to TiBB cella, ban ha to TiBB cella, ban ha to TiBB cella

Next she’s coming for Cruella, she’s coming for Cruella, she’s coming for Cruella
Dezzy she’ll steal your Cruella, she’ll steal your Cruella, she’ll steal your Cruella

She’ll tempt her with her A-cappella, tempt her with her A-cappella, tempt her with her A-cappella
She’ll tempt her with her A-cappella, tempt her with her A-cappella, with her A-Cappella

And her making out she’s all Bella, her making out she’s all Bella, making out she’s all Bella
And her making out she’s all Bella, making out she’s all Bella, making out she’s all Bella

It was her that wouldn’t free Mandela, she wouldn’t free Mandela, she wouldn’t free Mandela
It was her that wouldn’t free Mandela, she wouldn’t free Mandela, she wouldn’t free Mandela

Scott poke her eye so she’s Helen Kella, so she’s Helen Kella, so she’s Helen Kella
Scott poke her eye so she’s Helen Kella, so she’s Helen Kella, so she’s Helen Kella

Scott she’s taken my fella, she’s taken my fella, she’s taken my fella
Scott she’s taken my fella, she’s taken my fella, she’s taken my fella

I’m gonna take away her umbrella, I’m gonna take away her umbrella, gonna take away her umbrella
I’m gonna take away her umbrella, I’m gonna take away her umbrella and hope it rains and put her on my ignore list again.

[kirklancaster]

:joker::joker: Brilliant Ben.

[T*]

:laugh2:
Mental, but well done

[Benjamin]

My internet froze. Well done Livia :love:

[LukeB]

:laugh2: well done to who ever did it :love:

[MB.]

No TiBB Eurovision is complete without a reference to Helen Keller so well done Ammi (I believe) :clap1: