The winner of TiBB Eurovision 2015 is... Mokkajava! [ceremony p14]

[Jarrod]

Well Done :love:

[Ammi]

No TiBB Eurovision is complete without a reference to Helen Keller so well done Ammi (I believe) :clap1:

...ummm, ummm...but no time was taken on this entry...

[Tom4784]

So many words that rhyme with umbrella <3. Sensational tbh.

[Drew.]

Great effort for the short amount of time you had :clap1:

[kirklancaster]

:clap1::clap1::clap1: Simply superb as usual Livia.

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/3eVcfdX.jpg

I am SO happy, Augustine!
Why?
I-uh-oh. Aren't you supposed to take a snipe at me? Say something like "why, did your herpes clear up or something?"
no :/ genuinely interested tbh
Oh, well, it's because TiBB Eurovision is my favourite time of the year!
lmao wtf. Here's Iceland. OH THAT'S SHAUN'S ENTRY EVERYBODY SHUT THE **** UP AND APPRECIATE.

ZoMHLPIHyd4

[MB.]

...ummm, ummm...but no time was taken on this entry...

I took about three years on my entry and I'm still embarrassed for it to be on the Internet.

[Mokka]

Ammi :worship:

Your rap skills have been too long over looked

[Benjamin]

Ammi :love:

[Tom4784]

Perched.

[Tom4784]

I never realised Iceland was such a desolate wasteland.

[MB.]

idk ha

[Tom4784]

Asda> tbh.

[Josiah.]

http://i.imgur.com/3eVcfdX.jpg

I am SO happy, Augustine!
Why?
I-uh-oh. Aren't you supposed to take a snipe at me? Say something like "why, did your herpes clear up or something?"
no :/ genuinely interested tbh
Oh, well, it's because TiBB Eurovision is my favourite time of the year!
lmao wtf. Here's Iceland. OH THAT'S SHAUN'S ENTRY EVERYBODY SHUT THE **** UP AND APPRECIATE.



I am hysterical after seeing this. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[T*]

The Icelandic postcard is my personal fave tbh

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/LCiIFOc.png
PR!CK - Throw Me (One Less Bitch)
[the_truth is conducting an interview with Oprah Winfrey in order to promote his new pop/spoken word album 'The_truth: About Love, Women and the Oppression of Men'. The interview, unfortunately, has taken a predictably feminist turn and the_truth snaps, saying that Oprah has completely misunderstood his work. She turns to him...]
https://33.media.tumblr.com/e4f2dc0189be4e0cdb9d5e040c19e062/tumblr_ni90sgG8JB1qfksaco2_250.gif
[the_truth pauses for a second, before launching into song...

Set to the tune of...

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Verse One
[the_truth begins his music video exhausted and face-down at a computer keyboard.]
White knuckles and sweaty palms from typing hate all night,
Clenched shut jaw, I've just gotta prove to this bitch that I'm right.
[the_truth moves away from the computer and finds a photo album he'd tossed on the floor. Inside are photos of a much younger truth with a teenage belle.]
I'm on fire, girls are liars, and they've hurt me all these years...
I've been crying, I ain't lying, I just can't get over you
Dumped at prom, was a joke, what a *****, what a *****,
But it's all in the past and I've let go...
[He throws the photo album to the floor again and in a sea of flying papers we're suddenly transported to an over-the-top choreography bit.]

Chorus
I think I've finally had enough, new to this 21st century stuff
****ed unless you've got a uterus (throw me one less bitch)
This Josy can't be serious, this wench is full of ****
No room for women, so throw me one less bitch
[Three women run up to the_truth with various demands. He laughs them away.]
Just when it can't get worse, they want equal pay (NO!)
More birth control, eh? (NO!), Clinton ain't OK (NO!)
You think that I'm misogynist, don't know where the damn G-Spot is,
The bloody hell's a clitoris? Throw me one less bitch.

Verse Two
[the_truth is now in line at a Chris Brown concert, sporting a F.A.M.E. T-shirt.]
Sorry, miss - I won't be hiding any more prejudice,
Decided... to dress up as Spiderman for Fathers for Justice
[the_truth, dressed up as Spiderman, is now swinging through some unknown city firing translucent, sticky webs down at random women.]
All these chicks, they're such dicks, they've got it in for me,
They'll be reporting posts, saying it's all bigotry
I'll be nice, I'll be good, I'll take the infraction
Any more of this crap, I'll take legal action

Chorus
I think I've finally had enough, been a while since my last bit of rough
Even then she gave me syphillis (throw me one less bitch)
The man-hate's so delirious, this forum's full of it
No room for women, so throw me one less bitch
[the_truth is suddenly in the magazine aisle of a supermarket, tearing up copies of People and Closer.]
Just when it can't get worse, read about Kim K (NO!)
She married Kanye (SO?), the world of today (NO!)
Single mothers don't need benefits, Loose Women's worse than terrorists,
Can't handle one more meninist? Throw me one less bitch.
Na na na na - da da da da
Throw me one less bitch

Bridge
[For the big finale, the_truth, now in normal attire, is giving an impassioned PowerPoint presentation on how various successful women are evil. He closes with a statistic about male suicide.]
Think they can have it all, they want kids and careers
My pet peeve, best believe, is reading Germaine Greer
GamerGate? Violins, no more sympathy here
All these male suicides are much more severe
[The gathered crowd of neckbeards erupt in applause and lift their hero into the air for the final chorus.]

Chorus
I think I've finally had enough, don't get this Nicola Sturgeon fuss,
**** Harman and her battle bus (throw me one less bitch)
[The audience of bitter men have now joined in singing, throwing the truth into the air. Various banners like "The truth will set you free!" and "You can't handle the truth!" are spotted.]
What've these ladies done for us, except cook and knit?
Don't care for make up, so throw me one less bitch
Just when it can't get worse, took Bruce Jenner away (NO!)
Ignore Mothers' Day (NO!), might even turn gay (NO!)
Don't like birds, I guess that's the gist, shut up and make me a sandwich,
Hope I'm not reported for this. Throw me one less bitch.
Na na na na - da da da da
Na na na na - da da da da
Na na na na - da da da da
Throw me one less bitch
Na na na na - da da da da
Na na na na - da da da da
Na na na na - da da da da
Throw me one less bitch.
[The mothers of the gathered crowd eventually surface at the entrance to the conference, looking unimpressed. The_truth is dropped as his followers scuttle away to grovel and apologise.]

[LukeB]

well done shaun :clap2:

[Jarrod]

Excellent :love:

[Ammi]

..Oh my Lord..:laugh:..Shaun..:lovedup:...

[T*]

Omfg :laugh2:

[Josiah.]

It's so beautiful! I'm so going to have stuck in my head tomorrow.

[Benjamin]

Shaun, stunning as always. :lovedup:

[Tom4784]

I'm wigless at Shaun's tbh.

[MB.]

:flutter:

I knew the_truth was a closeted P!nk fan

[Drew.]

Brilliant Bugsy :worship:

[Glenn.]

Amazing

[Morgan.]

All entries are great so far, looking forward to mine

[Mokka]

I don't know if I have ever said this phrase before

but "I am slain" --> Shaun :worship:

[Shaun]

http://windcarrot.users.photofile.ru/photo/windcarrot/95240653/large/107081901.jpg


They've given us the wrong names.
Oh ffs.
Azerbaijan are next, "Natalia".
idc


jvE4f1Hc7j8

[Tom4784]

Azerbaijan's traffic> yours.

[MB.]

Azerbaijan's traffic> yours.

At least they blew it all up at the end

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/xr2FqRp.jpg

Choreography
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Lyrics
(we see Scott who is wearing a dress that we can only assume he stole from a school teacher who is also a nun, he also has a basic ass wig and terrible make up. He is tending to Jonathan who is comatose for no apparent reason.)
SCOTT
When Marsh is wearing thin
And you're thinking of leaving (for a day)
I'll go anywhere with you
Just don't leave me with Tom

But if you try to leave without me
I'll be as messy as Smithy (in Tesco)
Piss on me
Piss on me

In the silence of the Lounge
You posted ********
Oh what are we going to do-o-o-ooo?
Now that Josy's coming for you?
(We see Kizzy furiously reporting the ******** post)

Without us, Tibb is dead
So please ban Jess instead
Piss on me
Piss on me

(Josy appears at the top of some nearby stairs armed with a banhammer in one hand and a broom to clean the thread in another. She descends the stairs like a grim reaper clad in tartan looking to claim Jonathan for the Recently Banned list.)
JOSY
You'd better hope and pray that I don't see those 'anyway' posts
You'd better hope and pray that you'll only be banned for a month at most
'Cause once you're in my sights, there'll be no hope for reprieves
Only time will tell if you'll be banned for as long as the weaves

(Josy and Scott struggle over the comatose Jonathan as Scott belts out those Mariah-esque whistle notes. A gospel choir singing 'piss on me' also joins the crescendo.)
SCOTT
Don't ban him (piss on me)
Don't ban him (piss on me)
Don't, ban him (piss on me)
No, no no, no, noooooooo (piss, piss, piss, piss, piiiiiiiiiiiiiissss)
Piss on me....
(bored of struggling with Scott, Josy decides not to ban Jonathan and walks away, choosing to instead ban Glenn for his visually offensive lack of hair. Jonathan wakes up as the last line is sung)

[LukeB]

screaming :laugh2: well done :clap1:

[Shaun]

I've never been so moved

[MB.]

Makes me want to turn religious tbh.

[Josiah.]

OMFG!

[MB.]

(brilliant stuff)

[Drew.]

An emotional mess after that

[Jarrod]

http://i.imgur.com/Nqzp1xI.gif

[T*]

:') *sways with shaun*

[Glenn.]

Death

[Ammi]

..Dezzy..:flutter:...fabulous as always and Shakespeare Sister as well..:lovedup:..

[T*]

how to win eurovision is on bb3 now btw for some in the background entertainment

[Shaun]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/OHqThosRRLI/hqdefault.jpg


Why did we enter the crowd, Augustine?
To dispel those myths that we think we're better than everyone else.
But we are? Eh. Here's Moldova.


DW6IrYsc1L0

[Mokka]

I ... can't ... even @ Dezzy's :worship:


what have I gotten myself into here :worry:

[Shaun]

Total darkness inside the arena. A countdown appears on the screen, numbers emblazoned in colours of hot pink

10
A flash of lights and the stage is illuminated for a fraction of a second

9
Another Flash

8
Flash. People are moving onto the stage

7
An odd shape is emerging from the stage floor

6
The stage is being filled

5
A boom echoes around the arena as the countdown reaches its final phase

4
BOOM

3
BOOM

2
BOOM

1
BOOM

Lights burst into life as Mr Penisul takes center stage. A jet pack strapped to his back. A penis is inked onto his face, his hallmark. He stands with his arms spread wide, embracing his audience.

The performance begins

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If your pubes are moving, if your pubes are moving
If your pubes are moving, then you need a clinic baby
If your pubes are moving, if your pubes are moving
If your pubes are moving, then you need a clinic baby

Boy, look at that disgusting rash
Tell me that you're not into that girls gash
You think this could be erased
Nah, I let you cum all over my face
I'm a classy gay, homo outta here
You're full of something but it ain't love
And what you got, smells like fish poo
Go find somebody new

You can tell me its not infected and deny-ny-ny, ny-ny-ny, deny-ny
But I smell it on your ballsack so goodbye-bye-bye, bye-bye-bye

I know you lie
'Cause your pubes are moving
Tell me did you use your thumb?
I might be young, but I ain't stupid
Making it quiver with your tongue
I gave you ass, you gave me herpes
Saying how, I'm the only one
But I know you lie
'Cause your pubes are moving
Baby don't you know I'm done

If your pubes are moving, if your pubes are moving
If your pubes are moving, then you need a clinic baby
If your pubes are moving, if your pubes are moving
If your pubes are moving, then you need a clinic baby

Hey baby don't you bring them swabs
'Cause it's too late, too late baby
My ass and dick are squeaky clean
Disappear with your damaged peen

You can hide your oozing penis and deny-ny-ny, ny-ny-ny, deny-ny
I'm not here for healing creams so goodbye-bye-bye, bye-bye-bye

I know you lie
'Cause your pubes are moving
Tell me did you use your thumb?
I might be young, but I ain't stupid
Making it quiver with your tongue
I gave you ass, you gave me herpes
Saying how I'm the only one
But I know you lie
'Cause your pubes are moving
Baby don't you know I'm done

Come on, gays!

If your pubes are moving, if your pubes are moving
If your pubes are moving, then you need a clinic baby
If your pubes are moving, if your pubes are moving
If your pubes are moving, then you need a clinic baby

I know you lie
'Cause your pubes are moving
Tell me did you use your thumb?
I might be young, but I ain't stupid
Making it quiver with your tongue
I gave you ass, you gave me herpes
Saying how, I'm the only one
But I know you lie
'Cause your pubes are moving
Baby don't you know I'm done

Mr Penisul takes a bow to his audience and as the crowd are clambering to their feet for an ovation, he ignites the jet pack and rises into the air and disappears into the sky.

[Jay.]

omg all good entries so far :clap1:

dezzy omg :joker::joker:

[Ross.]

Flawless entries so far. :worship:

[Niamh.]

Just catching up, amazing :love:

[Jarrod]

http://i.imgur.com/R3wEa6z.gif

[MB.]

I'm wigless (by which I mean bald)

Mentally scarring work, Glenn :clap1:

[T*]

where is moldovas postcard :umm2:
(amazing glenn :clap2:)

[Ammi]

...:joker:...Glenn..amazing...:love:..

[LukeB]

well done glenn :laugh2:

[Morgan.]

The last one was AMAZING

[Jay.]

amazing song writing skills glenn :clap2:

[Drew.]

:clap1:

[Tom4784]

Flawfree

[Mokka]

Just catching up, amazing :love:

we are all cathing something with Glenn's song :hehe:

[Shaun]

where is moldovas postcard :umm2:

budget constraints :fist: also i wrote everything up earlier without space for the postcards so i'm trying to remember to add them in before i hit post :ninja2:

[Glenn.]

Mr Penisul thanks you all

[MB.]

I suppose I'll just have to imagine the Moldovan traffic then </3

[Niamh.]

we are all cathing something with Glenn's song :hehe:

:hehe:

[Glenn.]

We don't have traffic in Moldova. We all fly around with jet packs

[Mokka]

I suppose I'll just have to imagine the Moldovan traffic then </3

:joker:

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/iFbVMGk.jpg

You are gold!
Gold...
Always believe in your soul!
Let go of my arm.
You're indestructible!
LET ****ING GO. PRICK. Here's the United Kingdom.

qBg8mOIEP1k

[Jay.]

I suppose I'll just have to imagine the Moldovan traffic then </3

:joker::joker:

[Shaun]

that postcard was soundtracked by arista's first words, fyi

[Glenn.]

http://i.imgur.com/iFbVMGk.jpg

You are gold!
Gold...
Always believe in your soul!
Let go of my arm.
You're indestructible!
LET ****ING GO. PRICK. Here's the United Kingdom.

qBg8mOIEP1k

Omfg

[Benjamin]

Dezzy and Glenn. :clap1:

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/dj627Kp.png

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(Shaun A.K.A Bugsy is wheeled onto the stage on what appears to be an operating table, when in actual fact he is on a table in a psychiatric ward due to his trip to Dawlish)

http://i.imgur.com/Z31Vg8k.png

Verse 1:

I suppose I should tell you, what Bugsy is thinking
You'll find him cooking goujon's whilst the rest are out drinking
Whilst the whole place wreaks of **** and he don't wanna complain
He can't wash his smeggy dick, cause' someone clogged up the drain

If I told you about Lucas, you'd go and you'd tut
After two days Turtle ****ed off, clearly he'd had enough
There's bedroom fixtures to break, uh-huh, there's Trevor's to rake
And now it's time to drink till death, cause' I can't deal with this place

Bridge:

Sometimes it's hard to find the words to say
What out of ten I'd rate this holiday
Though on the outside it might seem the pits

Chorus:

It's a laugh, a laugh, a laugh out here when you're pissed
It's a laugh, when you're pissed (when you're pissed), when you're pissed
It's a laugh
It's a laugh out here when you're pissed
It's a laugh, when you're pissed (when you're pissed), when you're pissed
It's a laugh
It's a laugh out here

Verse 2:

Place surrounded by kids, did we make the wrong booking?
Purds is on a tin-ban, 'cause a pie he ain't cooking
Raph can't even use the loo, covered in urine and mold
Sick of the sight of cottage pie, Drew's straight on the Foster's Gold

Heading to Ocean's in the evening, they provide cheaper pool
A barmaid GIP who looks like Caro, Andy looks like a tool
Week's never been so good, uh-huh this is a 'must-look'
And by the time you get the sarcasm, you've already booked

http://i.imgur.com/w2QfWr0.png

Bridge:

Sometimes it's hard to find the words to say
What out of ten I'd rate this holiday
Though on the outside it might seem the pits

Chorus:

It's a laugh, a laugh, a laugh out here when you're pissed
It's a laugh, when you're pissed (when you're pissed), when you're pissed
It's a laugh
It's a laugh out here when you're pissed
It's a laugh, when you're pissed (when you're pissed), when you're pissed
It's a laugh
It's a laugh out here

When you're pissed, when you're pissed, when you're pissed, pissed, pissed (pissed)
When you're pissed, when you're pissed, smeggy dick, pissed, pissed
When you're pissed, when you're pissed, when you're pissed, pissed, pissed
When you're pissed, when you're pissed, when you're pissed, pissed, pissed

http://i.imgur.com/ZUozWU6.png

Loss of power, **** shower promise they're here to stay
Stick to the sink and a flannel, 'cause they're not going away
Loss of power, **** shower promise they're here to stay
Stick to the sink and a flannel, 'cause they're not going away

Bridge:

Sometimes it's hard to find the words to say
What out of ten I'd rate this holiday
Though on the outside it might seem the pits

Chorus:

It's a laugh, a laugh, a laugh out here when you're pissed
It's a laugh, when you're pissed (when you're pissed), when you're pissed
It's a laugh
It's a laugh out here when you're pissed
It's a laugh, when you're pissed (when you're pissed), when you're pissed
It's a laugh
It's a laugh out here

It's a laugh, when you're pissed (when you're pissed), when you're pissed
It's a laugh, a laugh out here when you're pissed
It's a laugh, when you're pissed (when you're pissed), when you're pissed
It's a laugh, a laugh out here (pissed).


Lily Warren's latest album, STDzus is out now on Zune and all other good online retailers

[MB.]

Why Arista's first words weren't an entry, I'll never know

[Morgan.]

Loving Shaun's host commentary

[kirklancaster]

:joker::joker::joker: LMFAO - Sheer ingenuity.

[Ammi]

I suppose I'll just have to imagine the Moldovan traffic then </3

..not Glenn stopping traffic with his entry...

[MB.]

But this was the next best thing :love:

[T*]

omfg :laugh2:

[Tom4784]

It's not eurovision until we've seen Shaun in drag.

[LukeB]

well done jake (:

[Drew.]

Thats incredible :worship:

[Benjamin]

Jake :laugh3:

[Ammi]

...Jake..:lovedup:..totally stunning, there are a lot of lyrics, really great job..:love:..

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/ZUozWU6.png
this is making me cry

[Glenn.]

..not Glenn stopping traffic with his entry...

:joker:

[Drew.]

http://i.imgur.com/dj627Kp.png

[Jay.]

omg :joker:

Jake :clap1:

[Tom4784]

Probably one of the best so far tbh.

[Niamh.]

Jake :worship: I always love yours

[Shaun]

It's true, my under-carriage is like a puff-pastry quiche.

[kirklancaster]

:joker::clap1::clap1::clap1: OMG really brilliant Dezzy.

[Glenn.]

Crying at jakes

[Mokka]

I think you should sum up Col2 in a song for us as well Jake

:clap1: well done !!!

[MB.]

It's true, my under-carriage is like a puff-pastry quiche.

Augustine you filthy bitch

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/dpRZoQo.jpg

I wish this gig was more of a laugh.
You're still pissed.
Yeah but whiskey just makes me cry.
I find a nice vermouth gets me cheerful.
Haha yeah... yeah.
Oh. Austria? Yeah it's Austria, idk.

no postcard here bc jarrod provided his own i believe

[T*]

It's true, my under-carriage is like a puff-pastry quiche.

i was thinking more of a greggs cream horn

[Shaun]

http://fontmeme.com/newcreate.php?text=Austria%20Presents&name=Satisfaction.ttf&size=40&style_color=FF0000
http://fontmeme.com/newcreate.php?text=Jaylor%20Twist&name=Satisfaction.ttf&size=40&style_color=FF00F7

http://fontmeme.com/newcreate.php?text=Postcard&name=Satisfaction.ttf&size=40&style_color=FF0040
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http://fontmeme.com/newcreate.php?text=Description&name=Satisfaction.ttf&size=40&style_color=FF0048

Jaylor Twist takes to the stage which has a large sign with her name in lights. She wears a black jumpsuit and hair back, with the Big Brother Eye in jewels embedded on her outfit. As the music begins, she dances with as much sass as Queen Bee herself. The first drum beats of the song make all of the lights flash in time, with flashes of red and white for Austria. The song then starts as Jaylor stands behind a screen with just her shadow on show.

With the first chorus, Jaylor breaks through the screen and shows herself to the audience dancing around the stage and around her three backing singers. As the song continues, Jaylor reaches the final piece of the act where a large sign, the letters TiBB, appears in neon letters on the stage behind her and explode into colour, with sparks and confetti spraying across the stage. She finishes the song as the sparks explode once more and the sign fades out.

http://fontmeme.com/newcreate.php?text=Song&name=Satisfaction.ttf&size=40&style_color=FF0048
TanVtB8i_dY

Float Around - Jaylor Twist
I stay up so late
Got nothing on my brain
That's what members say, mmm-mmm
That's what members say, mmm-mmm

I post way too many things
Mostly house designs
At least that's what members say, mmm-mmm
That's what members say, mmm-mmm

But I keep browsing
Can't stop, won't stop posting
It's like I got these posters
On my mind
Saying, "omgz lol so sassy."

'Cause the posters gonna post, post, post, post, post [Arista]
And the members gonna bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch [Tom]
Baby, I'm just gonna float, float, float, float, float
Float around, Float around
Some members gonna whine, whine, whine, whine, whine[Cal]
And the others gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake [Mollie]
Baby, I'm just gonna float, float, float, float, float
Float around, Float around


I never miss a beat
I'm lightning with my jokes
And that's what they don't see, mmm-mmm
That's what they don't see, mmm-mmm

I'm watching bitches go (watching bitches go)
I make my mind up as I go (mind up as I go)
And that's why I don't like, mmm-mmm
Members that aren't nice, mmm-mmm

But I keep browsing
Can't stop, won't stop posting
It's like I got Big Brother
On my mind
Saying, "Go post some more"

'Cause the posters gonna post, post, post, post, post [Arista]
And the members gonna bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch [Tom]
Baby, I'm just gonna float, float, float, float, float
Float around, Float around
Some members gonna whine, whine, whine, whine, whine[Cal]
And the others gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake [Mollie]
Baby, I'm just gonna float, float, float, float, float
Float around, Float around

Float around, Float around
I, I, I Float around, Float around
I, I, I Float around, Float around
I, I, I Float around, Float around

Hey, hey, hey
Just think while you've been getting down and out about the liars and the dirty, hoes that post around here, you could've been getting down to this sick beat.

This song is about members
They be like "Oh, my god!" but I'm just gonna float.
And to the member over there with the hella good hair [Jay]
Won't you come on over Jake-y, We can post, post, post

Yeah ohhh


'Cause the posters gonna post, post, post, post, post [Arista]
And the members gonna bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch [Tom]
Baby, I'm just gonna float, float, float, float, float
Float around, Float around
Some members gonna whine, whine, whine, whine, whine[Cal]
And the others gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake [Mollie]
Baby, I'm just gonna float, float, float, float, float
Float around, Float around

Float around, Float around
I, I, I Float around, Float around
I, I, I Float around, Float around
I, I, I Float around, Float around

Float around, Float around
I, I, I Float around, Float around
I, I, I Float around, Float around
I, I, I Float around, Float around

Float around, Float around
I, I, I Float around, Float around
I, I, I Float around, Float around
I, I, I Float around, Float around

[Jarrod]

D: The description isn't the right one

FIX

[kirklancaster]

:clap1::clap1::clap1: Excellent entries; Well done Glenn and Jake.

[LukeB]

Shake it off was Italy's xmas entry. i'm taking you to court :nono:

(well done great work jarrod:love: )

[MB.]

omgz lol so sassy

(:clap1:)

[T*]

Anorway
(I like it :clap2:)

[Jarrod]

http://i.imgur.com/dqBvfKj.png

[Drew.]

Good job :clap1:

[T*]

And the members gonna bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch [Tom]

excuse me WHO THE **** DO YOU THINK YOU ARE *runs onto stage and shanks jaylor*

[Niamh.]

Great work Jarrod :love:

[kirklancaster]

:joker: Well done Jarrod. Excellent. :clap1::clap1:

[Tom4784]

:clap2:

[Jarrod]

excuse me WHO THE **** DO YOU THINK YOU ARE *runs onto stage and shanks jaylor*
shouldn't you be in bed?

Great work Jarrod :love:
Thank you, Niamh :love:

[Jay.]

omg i love it, great work Jarrod! :clap1::clap1:

[kirklancaster]

excuse me WHO THE **** DO YOU THINK YOU ARE *runs onto stage and shanks jaylor*

:laugh:

[Jarrod]

:flutter: Thanks all!

[Morgan.]

Probably the best so far IMO

[Mokka]

Nice job Jarrod :thumbs:

[Ammi]

...a really great job Jarrod..:love:...

[T*]

shouldn't you be in bed?


you are lit only 2 years older than me erm

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/iGWvWk9.jpg

Is it just me that thought Conchita Wurst looked like a bloke, Rudolph?
No there was definitely something about her that screamed 'cock! Look at my cock!'
You say that about anything. You screamed it that time at my nephew's birthday party at McDonalds.
He loved it.
He did not. He is still going through therapy. Here is Belgium.

PtfuM_oFYt0

[Jarrod]

you are lit only 2 years older than me erm

Lol I'm 18 on Thursday.

Thanks everyone, cracking entries so far and I appreciate the kind comments :love:

[MB.]

(I feel my entry needs a bit of prior context. I decided to write a song about Belgium. I know nothing about Belgium. Enjoy)

[Drew.]

Quiet kids

[Jarrod]

Quiet kids

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar64493_436.gif

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/EhFarME.png

[Shaun]

right so yes a new page

[Shaun]

considering this one's full of bickering

[Shaun]

would be nice

[Jarrod]

Getting that promo xo

[Shaun]

would it not

[MB.]

right so yes a new page

Yes let us do that

[Glenn.]

Not us letting jarrod and Tom stay up late for Eurovision and them both misbehaving :nono:

[Jarrod]

oh yes a new page

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/XLppV6Y.png

Featuring the heart-wrenching tale of a lone egg’s battle against the over-sexualisation of the music industry. And also mayonnaise, because Belgium. I don’t know either.

In homage to these complete and utter choons:
2vjPBrBU-TM
Bqj-ab_H9KU

The Chandelier Bit

A faint spotlight is cast on Siegg. It’s an egg.

http://i.imgur.com/JZBh4Fl.png

(Caption: "am sexeh an funneh an everyfin an everyfin")

Listen up, I’ve got one concern
Hear me out now, it’s time for my turn
I’ve a point to make, a point to make
Don’t zone out ‘cause my country’s small
We TiBBsters know size isn’t all
‘Cause we’re a chode (metaphorically, y’know)

One can see, it’s affecting me, me
I can’t stand feeling this guilty
So now I’m going to come clean
And I guess all of Europe’ll see that

I’ve eaten all of the mayonnaise, all the mayonnaise
This has been eating at me for days, that I ate mayonnaise
I’ll have to buy more but I can’t face the shame
All of Bruges knows my name
Even if I’m now a cannibal, I’m still being paid…

As Siegg (funny rite?) sings this touching ballad, a montage showing the impact that mayonnaise has had on culturally significant events throughout the course of history is played:

http://i.imgur.com/A556qEK.png
(caption: "one small step for a (hell)man(n)")

http://i.imgur.com/XvFchVJ.png
(caption: "HAVE YER EVER eaten delicious, nutritional mayonnaise ON RUBBLE, WINSTON? HAVE YER?")

http://i.imgur.com/hhP0aQs.png
(caption: "well it isn't as if he has anything better to do")

http://i.imgur.com/qfTcPTn.png
(caption: "I'm so very tired")

http://i.imgur.com/SKTfrc9.png
(caption: "wow much 2013")

~end slideshow~

How could it just disappear?
I suppose I’ll just have to stay clear
Of the rest of my waffles and beer
And chocolate, I guess they make that here
Please believe me, I’m being sincere
Don’t believe me? Just look at my tears
My poor fries are as bare as-

The backing track cuts out suddenly. Siegg looks up from her overextended metaphor to see four interchangeable, slightly insanitary women (The Real Official™ Pussy Popping Eggy Sluts Sponsored By Hellman’s Light Mayo) strutting onto the stage to Fancy / anything by DJ Mustard / Pretty Girls? Is that it? Oh just play the song.

~enter the pussy poppers~

http://i.imgur.com/KShQdPw.png

The Pretty Girls Bit

Hey girl, wipe your mind
Of mayonnaise
Let it go, like Elsa says
Crying just won’t get you laid
(it’s Eggy-Eggs)
This song’s so witty!

This parody’s for
All the gays
So drop that mayo, on the floor
We’ll need a clean-up in aisle four
Now here’s our titties!

Hey
Don’t you know I was singing ‘bout pain?
Well, the pain of losing mayonnaise
For god’s sake you scrubbers, just turn that tempo down
A sad song always gets you a cheer
It’s what got that Sam Smith a career
Now excuse me 'cause I’ve got
Mayo on my mind

(Girl please shut up)
It’s just one jar, hey?
(Listen to us)
Wasn’t that a good segue?
(Mayonnaise?)
So yesterday, please
(Salmonella teas)

All around the world
We can name…
…like, two countries? We’re not ashamed
Don’t get the D by knowing Spain
Or maths or history!

While we’ve still got boobs
And a foof
We’ll market them and that’s the truth
No more tears, just waffle* (*blue)
Belgium reference!

Tell me, can you at least go put on some bras?
As I go cry for my mayo jars
Every time I try to leave, girls, you just interrupt me
Cause this is my personal hell
I can still see your fried eggs as well
And hang on, what’s that fishy smell?
(Sorry, that’s me)

(Girl, just chill out)
Have a sit down
(My boob fell out)
Something something noun
(We got a good plan)
Don’t lose your hair, hen
(…that’s not to you, Glenn)

Right, now, here’s our plan
Little egg
Give some cleavage, show some leg
Take your chance while in your prime
#sexydairytime

Girls, wait, don’t you think
That’s perverse
To flash my yolk? There’s nothing worse
Where should I go with this verse?
Buy Jackie on iTunes

~exeunt the pussy poppers~

It’s now the part of the song to kill some hussies
I’m not selling out to some pubic lice posse
I think it’s icky-icky to give ‘em one more chance
Especially with the hygiene of a guy from France
I’m a classy lil’ egg, you won’t see my lil’ chest
And I know my soufflé’ll keep the whole world pressed
I’m sure nobody’s still reading this crap by now
So I’ll use this line to ask all my Irish followers to vote #no on 22nd May, keep those feckin’ gays out ergh it’s Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve

All across the globe
(France excepted)
Where I go, I be respected
Well, if an egg can be respected
Don’t mess with me

How has this song turned
Into one
All about egg feminism?
Germaine Greer would simply jism
And that’s the image I’ll end on!

Siegg slays the Sluts (with her back turned to them in a final tribute to Sia, obvs) with her…. erm… magical egg powers for suggesting that she'd sell her shelly body for cash, in a fight of, like, Serious Debates & News proportions. A nation weeps for music.

The screen fades to black and the credits roll, to a backdrop of rapturous applause. In order of appearance:

Siegg as herself
Neil Armstrong as himself
Biannca Lake as herself
Ed Balls as himself
Sheridan Smith as Justin Lee Collins
Alan Carr as himself
Domestic abuse victim as herself
wow doge much himself
Patsy Kensit as patsykensit.png
Real Official™ Pussy Popping Eggy Slut Sponsored By Hellman’s Light Mayo #1 as herself
Real Official™ Pussy Popping Eggy Slut Sponsored By Hellman’s Light Mayo #2 as herself
Real Official™ Pussy Popping Eggy Slut Sponsored By Hellman’s Light Mayo #3 as herself
Real Official™ Pussy Popping Eggy Slut Sponsored By Hellman’s Light Mayo #4 as herself
Sam Smith as himself
Germaine Greer as herself
Germaine Greer’s jism as itself

In loving memory of Glenn’s hair, hen.

Dedicated to the resolute inhabitants of the Serious Debates & News sub-forum. Keep fighting the good/slightly racist fight!

~fin~

[MB.]

(...soz Belgium)

[Niamh.]

Not us letting jarrod and Tom stay up late for Eurovision and them both misbehaving :nono:

:fan:

[Tom4784]

I don't know what I just witness but I'm pretty sure it was spectacular.

[Glenn.]

Slay at my (loss of) hairs impact

[T*]

omg what :joker:
i love it well done :love:

[Jarrod]

Spectacular

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/KShQdPw.png
the one on the far left giving me ben christmasvision teas

[LukeB]

best one so far well done MB :clap1:

[Drew.]

Brilliant :worship:

[Ammi]

..MB..wow, that's spectacular, I love the lyrics...:lovedup:..

[Benjamin]

http://i.imgur.com/KShQdPw.png
the one on the far left giving me ben christmasvision teas

Just jealous you would never look that fine in a mayo bottle

[Niamh.]

Amazing MB :amazed:

[Ross.]

MB :worship:

[Glenn.]

That was great MB :love:

[Benjamin]

MB :lovedup:

[Jay.]

Well done MB :hee:

[Mokka]

Wow .... MB.... just Wow

I feel like i need to re-discover it a couple of more times to fully appreciate

:clap1: :clap1: :clap1:

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/yFX80qg.jpg

I love a good doge meme!
That was not one of them.
Will you lighten the **** up, Augustine!
NO. I WANT DENMARK NOW NOW NOW.

nhE_TM5OfDg

[MB.]

For all being so kind (apart from that slut Augustine), here you go: (nsfw)

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/images/stories/garlicmayo425.jpg

[T*]

For all being so kind (apart from that slut Augustine), here you go: (nsfw)

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/images/stories/garlicmayo425.jpg

im calling childline

[Shaun]

Song Name: Nothing Will Bring Us Down
Artist: Josiah Stuart (me)
Lyrics:

Verse 1:
Whether I win or lose, or you’re going insane.
We’ve stayed together all this time, and all of these people who hate us; for who we are, have no idea… of what we can do.

Chorus:
We both know that people will hate us, because we are different.
And just because we are… doesn't mean they can try to tear us down.
Whether it is physical, vocal, or mental; we’ll know that nothing will bring us down.

Verse 2:
You keep thinking of self-harm, I want to help.
We are against your haters, teaching them no hate; they are still rebellious, but we know that they are ignorant of people who are different because…

*CHORUS*

Bridge (spoken):
We’re different in our own special way. Although people might hate us, we’ve got the power to make sure no one goes through this…

*CHORUS (x2)*

The Song Itself (sung by me):
PEi85gKO8ks

[Ammi]

For all being so kind (apart from that slut Augustine), here you go: (nsfw)

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/images/stories/garlicmayo425.jpg

...haha...that really was an inspired entry, MB...amazing...

[Glenn.]

For all being so kind (apart from that slut Augustine), here you go: (nsfw)

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/images/stories/garlicmayo425.jpg

I'm literally reaching for the tissues

[T*]

beautiful

[Ammi]

..Josiah..:flutter:...simply beautiful...:love:..

[Tom4784]

:clap2:

[MB.]

Well you can tell the running order's random can't you.

(well done Josiah, as one of the very few on here who seems to have some sort of discernible talent :clap1:)

[Drew.]

Josiah!!! :worship: Great entry

[LukeB]

well done Josiah

[Glenn.]

Josiah :clap1:

[Niamh.]

Superb Josiah :love:

[Shaun]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/d607fb213e205d7319d3d4b42c5f8bd6/tumblr_no9qklKr3F1r3jqyco1_400.gif

[Ammi]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/d607fb213e205d7319d3d4b42c5f8bd6/tumblr_no9qklKr3F1r3jqyco1_400.gif

..steady on there Shaun...

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/iGWvWk9.jpg

That was very moving.
Yes. Also, just a little of a turn-on?
Eh... if you say so? Let's head now to France, and see what kirklancaster is following up his Beyonce tribute with.

J8C_yVYqyTY

[MB.]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/d607fb213e205d7319d3d4b42c5f8bd6/tumblr_no9qklKr3F1r3jqyco1_400.gif

Oprah celebrating ha juicy interview with the_truth?

[T*]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/d607fb213e205d7319d3d4b42c5f8bd6/tumblr_no9qklKr3F1r3jqyco1_400.gif
that didnt go so well during rehearsals
http://i.imgur.com/XcH0OcZ.gifv

[Morgan.]

Loved it Josiah

[Jøsh]

2 left, then whom?

[Shaun]

"Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen, Mesdames et Messieurs bienvenue. I am very pleased to present this year’s French TIBB Eurovision entry. 'GayDee La La' and ‘Born This Gay’ Merci. Thank You”.

The curtains go back to reveal exotically undressed 'GayDee La La' surrounded by his troupe of equally nearly naked dancers.

Rapturous applause fades as music starts and 'GayDee La La' and company begin:

'Born This Gay'

It doesn't matter 'cos you love a HIM not a HER
Just put your claws out
'Cos you were born this Gay, baby.

My Mama told me when I was Ten
Never played like a boy, instead,
I'd dress up Barbie and undress Ken
Under the blankets of my own bed.

'There's something wrong with him, he's a mess
Dad said, 'He shouldn't act that way'
So wipe that makeup off,
'N take off that dress'
But all I did was sashay:

I won't let bigotry get in my way
I'm beautiful too for heaven's sakes.
And I won't take no flak, baby
'Cos I was born this Gay.

Got no regrets 'cos 'I Am What I Am'
A person not a sacrificial lamb
So your prejudice better give way
'Cos I was born this Gay, born this Gay.

Ooh, you're the ones who's crazy, when you all say,
Baby, this is moral decay
Ooh, I couldn't be no other way, baby, I was born this Gay.
So I ain't taking flak, baby, for being born Gay.

Don't ya brag, because you're a Queen
Just gotta be heard, gotta be seen
Gonna be confident when others are mean
Gotta be.

Give love to others but love yourself too
Special Boy, you are a star
Life's a sham unless YOU are YOU
So just be yourself and respect who YOU are.

Boy with Boy is always Win Win
So believe in your love for HIM.
Love your life, love Lady Ga Ga
And Mi amore vole fe yah.

I won't let bigotry get in my way
I'm beautiful too for heaven's sakes.
And I won't take no flak, baby
'Cos I was born this Gay.

Got no regrets 'cos 'I Am What I Am'
A person not a sacrificial lamb
So your prejudice better give way
'Cos I was born this Gay, born this Gay.

Ooh, you're all crazy, when you say,
Baby, this is moral decay
Ooh, I couldn't be no other way, baby, I was born this Gay.
So I ain't taking flak, baby, for being born Gay.

Whether you're a Stay At Home, or On The Scene
Whether you emanate STRAIGHT or scream out QUEEN
Love RUE PAUL, MARILYN or even MARLENE
Are Black or White or shades in between

Whether you lay there crying in the gloom
of your teenage lonely room
'Cos people didn't understand but turned away
Forget that Baby, 'Cos you were born this Gay.

No matter if Davinia used to be Davy,
Or if Dominic's now Dominique
You don't take no flak, baby
You were born unique.

No matter The Queen of Clubs,
or the Queen of Spades
You don't take no flak, baby
You were born to 'Shade'

I won't let bigotry get in my way
I'm beautiful too for heaven's sakes.
And I won't take no flak, baby
'Cos I was born this Gay.

Got no regrets 'cos 'I Am What I Am'
A person not a sacrificial lamb
So your prejudice better give way
'Cos I was born this Gay, born this Gay.

Ooh, you're the ones who's crazy, when you all say,
Baby, this is moral decay
Ooh, I couldn't be no other way, baby, I was born this Gay.
So I ain't taking flak, baby, for being born Gay.
I was born this Gay, hey
I was born this Gay, hey
So I ain't taking flak, baby, for being born Gay.
......................................

I was born this Gay, hey
I was born this Gay, hey
So I ain't taking flak, baby, for being born Gay, hey.

Music Ends, Curtains Close.
Merci and Good Day. Thank You For Watching And Listening.

[kirklancaster]

:clap1::clap1::clap1: MB and Josiah - both just brilliant.

[Mokka]

Lovely original work Josiah !!!!!!!

[MB.]

Slay Kirk

[T*]

beautiful :') well done kirk :clap1:

[Drew.]

Good job Kirk

[LukeB]

Kirk :clap1:

[Tom4784]

Yas :clap1:

[Morgan.]

Great work everyone

[Ammi]

..the word master..:flutter:...simply superb Kirk...:love:...

[Ross.]

Well done Josiah and Kirk :clap2:

[Niamh.]

great job Kirk :love:

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/dpRZoQo.jpg

Are we allowed to air something like that?
idk if there're complaints, there're complaints, **** all else we can do now
fair point tbh
Here's...uh... is that right? Australia? In Eurovision? ok :) :) :)

inu1ouL_-6k

[Shaun]

"Aborigine in a Brothel"
Christina Akoalabeara
kIDWgqDBNXA

Come on, come on
Ohh, whow

The jars are sitting there, locked up tight
All those jars full of lovely vegemite
Waiting for someone to set it free
I’m lickin’ my Lips
And it can flow on my say
But that don't mean I'm gonna give it away
Baby, baby, baby (Baby baby baby...)

Ooohhh, my body's sayin' let it flow
Ooohhh, but lets do it real slow

If you wanna be with me
There’s a different price to pay
Aborigine in a brothel
Gotta rub on vegemite bae

A night with me ain’t free
We can ride a kangaroo
I’ve gotta make a big confession (Oh yeah)
You Gotta love my didgeridoo

(Aborigine in a brothel baby
Gotta rub on vegemite not honey
Aborigine in a brothel baby
Come come, come on get the vegemite out)

The shrimps are bathing, the barbie aglow
I need some finance to let the Fosters flow
Waiting for someone
Who feeds me
my mind fixed on vegemite
But that jar is locked up tight
Baby, baby, baby (Baby baby baby...)

Ooohhh, my body's sayin' let it flow
Ooohhh, but lets do it real slow(lets do it real slow)

If you wanna be with me
There’s a different price to pay
Aborigine in a brothel
Gotta rub on vegemite bae


A night with me ain’t free (Ohh)
We can ride a kangaroo (Ride a Kangaroo ohh)
Just play my didgeridoo baby
And I'll be your roo

(Aborigine in a brothel baby
Gotta rub on vegemite not honey
Aborigine in a brothel baby
Come come, come on get the vegemite out)

Aborigine in a brothel baby
Gotta rub on vegemite not honey
(A night with me ain’t free)
Aborigine in a brothel baby
Come come, come on get the vegemite out)

Ooohhh, my body's sayin' let it flow
Ooohhh, but lets do it real slow

If you wanna be with me
There’s a different price to pay
Aborigine in a brothel
Gotta rub on vegemite bae

A night with me ain’t free
We can ride a kangaroo
Just play my didgeridoo baby
And I'll be your roo


If you wanna be with me
There’s a different price to pay
Aborigine in a brothel
Gotta rub on vegemite bae

A night with me ain’t free (A night with me ain’t free)
We can ride a kangaroo
Just play my didgeridoo baby
And I'll be your roo

Aborigine in a brothel baby
Come come, come on get the vegemite out

[MB.]

ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ ʎɐʎ

[Mokka]

I'm falling behind...

that was lovely kirk :love:

[MB.]

(fabulous Niamh :love:)

[Jøsh]

My moment has come...

[kirklancaster]

Thank you all for your kind remarks.

[Tom4784]

Amazing. :love:

[Drew.]

Amazing Niamh :love:

[LukeB]

amazeballs Niamh :love:

[Glenn.]

Brilliant entries all round this year :clap1:

[kirklancaster]

Really amazing Niamh. :clap1::clap1:

[Ammi]

A night with me ain’t free
We can ride a kangaroo


...Niamh..:lovedup:...I truly want to emigrate right here and right now, perfection..:flutter:..

[Shaun]

Brings a whole new meaning to the term 'yeast infection', well done Niamh :clap2:

[Ross.]

Amazing Niamh. :clap1:

[Morgan.]

How many left now, they're all great?

[Niamh.]

lol thanks everyone

[Shaun]

(seven more songs left btw!)

[Benjamin]

Niamh :worship:

(Scott will steal your husband)

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/GOEu5wd.jpg

This is the best night of my life!!!!!!!!!!!!
So many countries that mean nothing in the grand scheme of things
What country are you even from, my beloved?
I was created in Poland.
Created? You mean born?
If you can call the welding together of aluminium sheets that're now my thighs birth, yes.
You are full of surprises. As is this event, because apparently Gibraltar is a country now :shrug:

tOFecJ1l1yY

[T*]

loved it niamh <3

[Mokka]

Niamh .... :amazed:

I love anything that rhymes with digeridoo :laugh:

[Niamh.]

Niamh :worship:

(Scott will steal your husband)

:fist:

[MB.]

Well... it isn't traffic.

[Shaun]

Song:Rule The World
Artist: Bobby Bobson
Lyrics: (in style of Uptown Funk)(tribute to my brother)
Even though they own us,we will rule the world. x4


GIBRALTAR,IT'S KINDA LIKE SPAAAAAAINN.
We know what to do and where..(oh babay)
Nothing will stop us from doing what we want,
we sail here and shoot there,we don't give a *******

Britain,get ready. (ooo)
We're coming for you. (ooo)
We've got our umbrellas. (ooo)
We will rule you soon. (ooo)


GIBRALTAR WILL RULE THE UK!
GIBRALTAR WILL RULE THE UK!
GIBRALTAR WILL RULE THE UK!
Don't believe me just watch!
(instrumental)
Don't believe me just watch!
Don't believe me just watch! (oh,oh,oh,oh,ooo!)
---------------------
Outfit: Bobby: To fit in the theme of swimming and beaches:http://i00.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/1941894926_4/SBART-Split-the-diving-suit-sun-bathing-suit-beach-surf-T-shirt-long-sleeve-clothes-wear.jpg
Backing Singers:http://cdni.condenast.co.uk/1280x1920/s_v/sunglasses11_v_2may12_pr_b.jpg
http://machopicture.com/images/autumn-dresses/5171-yellow-dress.jpg

[kirklancaster]

Brings a whole new meaning to the term 'yeast infection', well done Niamh :clap2:

:joker::joker::joker: UGH!

[T*]

Well... it isn't traffic.

this is literally all gibraltar has to offer

[MB.]

The Bobby Bobson?!?

[LukeB]

well done josh :)
it's good

[Jøsh]

The Bobby Bobson?!?

Yes!

[Ammi]

..Josh..:love:..a great entry, well done...

[T*]

this song has terrified me so much i have locked all doors and windows in fear of a gibraltan invasion

[MB.]

this song has terrified me so much i have locked all doors and windows in fear of a gibraltan invasion

You should be so lucky. :smug:

oh hang on no that's disgusting

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/IUDVKvG.jpg

Spain are up next, which means only one thing-
Are there more pugs, daddy? I do love pugs so!
Daddy?
idk-
Oh do say there are some pugs mummy! They are my favourite part of this strange concert.
I did not birth you, you insane twat.

ojewQvJ23f4

[Jøsh]

this song has terrified me so much i have locked all doors and windows in fear of a gibraltan invasion

Like it?

[Mokka]

Soo glad I live in Canada after I heard about Gibraltar :hehe:

well done Josh

[kirklancaster]

Excellent Josh. :clap1::clap1::douf:

[T*]

Like it?

yes :clap2:

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/ZdvZ5u3.png

The Michaels - IYA

http://i.imgur.com/YnVVy6s.png


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I’m being annoying
Sent to bed at 10pm where I belong
Drinking hooch is all I’ve ever known
Bulmers is a no go zone
Unless it’s with Cheerios then it’s the one

Yeah, Greg James you gem
Yeah, Lenny Henry you’re not clever
I’m a bitch, yeah
And argue with me you fool
I’ll spit all over you
It’s getting smelly, smelly in here

So, when I sing, listen
I need some supervision
And I can’t stop slurring out my words (oh, oh, oh)
So, when I sing, listen
‘Cause I’ll keep on deafening
And they all leave the room in their herds (oh, oh, oh)

It’s been 4 years, 4 years IYA!
It’s been 4 years, 4 years IYA!
So, when I sing, listen
I need some supervision
And I can’t stop slurring out my words (oh, oh, oh)

I’ve just won Trevor
Someone cut him up and I still don’t know
Purdys going to get the blame
Sakho air fresheners going up in flames
Now I’m just putting myself to shame

Yeah, I won’t tell ‘em
Yeah, fapped one in the bathroom it was great
Blocked the sink myself
And the skid marks welp
Have I been caught, I think I might

So, when I sing, listen
I need some supervision
And I can’t stop slurring out my words (oh, oh, oh)
So, when I sing, listen
‘Cause I’ll keep on deafening
And they all leave the room in their herds (oh, oh, oh)

It’s been 4 years, 4 years IYA!
It’s been 4 years, 4 years IYA!
So, when I sing, listen
I need some supervision
And I can’t stop slurring out my words (oh, oh, oh)

It’s been 4 years, 4 years..
Come on luv say IYA! Yeah IYA!
It’s been 4 years, 4 years..
Yeah, you say hi, but I say IYA!
Don’t you know, it’s been 4 years since I had sex so listen, so listen!

So, when I sing, listen
I need some supervision (yeah, yeah!)
And I can’t stop slurring out my words (oh, oh, oh) (keep on slurring out my words)
So, when I sing, listen
‘Cause I’ll keep on deafening
And they all leave the room in their herds (oh, oh, oh)

It’s been 4 years, 4 years IYA!
It’s been 4 years, 4 years IYA!
So, when I sing, listen
I need some supervision
And I can’t stop slurring out my words

[Shaun]

(fyi my favourite michael is Una)

[Glenn.]

:laugh2:

[MB.]

Iya <3

[LukeB]

:laugh3:

[T*]

:laugh2:

[Ammi]

..a caravan full of love and inspiration...stunning Drew, I love it..:lovedup:..

[kirklancaster]

:joker::joker::joker: Wicked. Well done Drew.

[Jøsh]

Vote Gibraltar or we will invade you!

[Benjamin]

Drew :laugh2:

[Morgan.]

@Josh Gibraltar ...

how about no

[Ross.]

Drew :joker::clap1:

[Drew.]

Gracias :love:

[Ammi]

Vote Gibraltar or we will invade you!

..:laugh:..

[Josiah.]

Vote Gibraltar or we will invade you!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Tom4784]

(fyi my favourite michael is Una)

Mollie Micheal>

[T*]

its going to be so hard to vote

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/3eVcfdX.jpg

I think this is our most iconic photograph, Augustine.
Yes, it's quite synonymous with TiBB Eurovision, I feel.
Any idea why we aren't in the Hall of Fame yet?
I think it's just for actual members?
Is there any proof we don't actually exist and are actually just hacking Shaun's account every 6 months?
I suppose not. Here's a hearty Italian.

i see no italian postcard sorry luke

[Shaun]

Stage Name: Fernandez Panini

Costumes https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/04/07/fe/0407fe85e81bd7ef175ef09f0789ce89.jpg

T I B B
GC_mV1IpjWA
Intro talk: New members listen carefully, the outside world is a mess, life with TIBB is better than anything out there


Verse 1
This is Big Brother
Birmingham to Canada
You may love to discuss big brother
but that is a big mistake
Just go to the lounge
You will meet Queen Rose
Such things will make you wigless
what more are you looking for

Chorus
Join T I B B
Join T I B B
Anyway is better
trust me you wanna
Take it from me
Up on the towers the mods work all day
Out in lounge they infract away
while we debating
Full time trolling'
Join T I B B

Verse 2
Watch out for the gifs from marsh
As he wants your innocent soul
a member called glenn aint happy
They are sad 'cause they have no hair'
But no one else is lucky
They in for a wigless fate
One day people get thirsty
Guess who's what's on their mind?

Chorus
Join T I B B
Join T I B B
trust me you will love it
Jay's Brain won't wreck it
ANYWIIIIIIIII
We what outside people wants to cook
In here we are off the hook
You have no troubles
Just don't blow Marsh's bubbles
Join T I B B(Join T I B B)
Join T I B B (Join T I B B)

It may not be sweet here
but atleast we have Cop Josy here
Anniewayy (Annieway)
You don't have to pay
Just never go away
We got the spirit
You got to hear it
Join T I B B

Anyway,Anyway,Anyway
Anyway,Anyway,Anyway
Anyway,Anyway,Anyway
Anyway,Anyway,Anyway
Anyway,Anyway,Anyway
Anyway,Anyway,Anyway
Anyway,Anyway,Anyway
(Yeah)
Anyway,Anyway,Anyway
Anyway,Anyway,Anyway
Anyway,Anyway,Anyway
Anyway,Anyway,Anyway
Anyway,Anyway,Anyway
Anyway,Anyway,Anyway
An' ANAAAAAAAAAYWAAAAAAAAAAAY

(long intro)
Join T I B B
Join T I B B
Anyway is better
trust me you wanna
Take it from me
Up on the towers the mods work all day
Out in lounge they infract away
while we debating
Full time trolling'
Join T I B B

Join T I B B
Join T I B B
trust me you will love it
Jay's Brain won't wreck it
ANYWIIIIIIIII
We what outside people wants to cook
In here we are off the hook
You have no troubles
Just don't blow Marsh's bubbles
Join T I B B(Join T I B B)
Join T I B B (Join T I B B)

It may not be sweet here
but atleast we have Cop Josy here
Anniewayy (Annieway)
You don't have to pay
Just never go away
We got the spirit
You got to hear it
Join T I B B

[Niamh.]

outstanding Drew

[Tom4784]

http://i.imgur.com/3eVcfdX.jpg

I think this is our most iconic photograph, Augustine.
Yes, it's quite synonymous with TiBB Eurovision, I feel.
Any idea why we aren't in the Hall of Fame yet?
I think it's just for actual members?
Is there any proof we don't actually exist and are actually just hacking Shaun's account every 6 months?
I suppose not. Here's a hearty Italian.

i see no italian postcard sorry luke

Augustine and Rudolph for this year's Hall of Fame tbh.

[T*]

Well done luke :clap2: (idk why theres no postcard uploaded im sorry </3)

[Tom4784]

I'm am slain at that performance.

[Drew.]

Luke :worship: great job

[Ammi]

..Luke..:love:...chatmazing...:flutter:...

[Glenn.]

That costume though :love:

[Shaun]

(i'm not sure whether to postpone the rest of the songs after Turkey's until after the Big Brother HLs or not?)

[MB.]

I thought we'd already had an entry about crabs with Glenn's but ok

Great job Luke :clap1:

[Niamh.]

brilliant Luke :love:

[Drew.]

How many songs are left

[Mokka]

Luke!!!! great job....!!!!!!! :love:

[Morgan.]

I'm here for not postponing. Like 6 songs left