BB16 15/5/15 Twist Night Live 9pm CH5HD

[Jøsh]

. . .

[Will.]

very cool date (15/5/15.

[Pete.]

5th/15th housemate to be evicted?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Emma Willis hosts a live edition, revealing the result of an online vote to decide which housemate the viewers think will win. But it isn't quite as simple as that. With great power comes great responsibility, and the winner of the poll will have to make a decision that will have a devastating effect on the rest of his or her housemates. Will someone else be leaving already, like poor Simon who lasted just an hour on launch night? Or does Big Brother have something even more cunning up his sleeve? As always, there will also be the regular round-up of recent action, as well as a potted round-up of the week's events

[Rob!]

So perched for tonight :clap1: really enjoying this series so far.

[Lostie!]

So perched for tonight :clap1: really enjoying this series so far.

[2].

I'm looking forward to each episode. :love:

[Benjamin]

here for this

[Vanessa]

:amazed: here for a twist involving the prize fund!

[Jemal]

Yo

[LukeB]

I bet it's a nomination twist

[y.winter]

I'm curious what it might be. They better do something we couldn't have seen coming.

[bots]

Here for a wad of new house mates

[Johnnyuk123]

So Simon goes back in tonight?

[Firewire]

showbiz

[Adamw92]

Evening all :) :wavey:

[MB.]

If it's another eviction. :umm2:

[Johnnyuk123]

Hi everyone! :wavey:

[Jay.]

this better not be another eviction :nono:

[LukeB]

Hey all

[Jemal]

If its an eviction then fml

[Vanessa]

Showbizzzzzzzzzzzzz!

[Ammi]

..:amazed:..

[Adamw92]

Not here for another eviction :bored: please don't be...

[Benjamin]

This had best be worth it

[Drew.]

Bloody twists

https://31.media.tumblr.com/f06073eb055ca0a6dd725a2a2ae0dc36/tumblr_nodi59OgdY1u90fboo7_250.gif

[Johnnyuk123]

Christian's real name is Matthew James Clarkson.:hehe:

[Lostie!]

I love those graphics on the eye behind Emma. :flutter:

[LukeB]

please be something amazing

[Benjamin]

Not here for another eviction :bored: please don't be...

Same

[Maneki-neko]

I actually kind of have a good feeling about tonight?!

Watch me be horribly wrong though

[Denver]

Here for the final pass

[Loukas]

I recon they are going to offer one housemate £50,000 to leave there and then!

[Benjamin]

Please be rich/poor side :lovedup:

[Vanessa]

Not here for another eviction :bored: please don't be...

I'm sure someone is leaving, otherwise they wouldn't have the crowd.

[Firewire]

I recon they are going to offer one housemate £50,000 to leave there and then!

I think so

[Jay.]

Please be rich/poor side :lovedup:

oh plEASE :clap1::clap1:

[Adamw92]

I really hope someone other than Jack "wins" this vote.

[LukeB]

I recon they are going to offer one housemate £50,000 to leave there and then!

which gets taken away from the prize fund?

[Johnnyuk123]

The one chosen will be fake evicted and replaced by Simon.:hehe:

[Natalie.]

No eviction/noms/prize fund please. Boring

[Maneki-neko]

To be honest, offer Jack some money and get him out. I'd love that.

[Adamw92]

I'm sure someone is leaving, otherwise they wouldn't have the crowd.

Better not be. :bored:
It could always just be a way of setting the atmosphere so the housemates think there's an eviction?

[Ammi]

..I think that they'll have some type of 'time' choice to make...

[Firewire]

LOVE Eileen

[Jay.]

omg Eileen :omgno:

[Jemal]

God eileen scares me

[Vanessa]

Eileen. :joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

To be honest, offer Jack some money and get him out. I'd love that.

A greggs steak bake should suffice.:hehe:

[RichardG]

Eileen :love:

[MB.]

I would have also compared Eileen to strawberry jam

[Adamw92]

She's so weird :laugh:

[LukeB]

omg Eileen :omgno:

what you mean :omgno:

[Firewire]

Jack perving :omgno:

[Loukas]

which gets taken away from the prize fund?

Yes so the winner still gets 'the full 100k'

[Ammi]

..the third eye..:lovedup:..

[T*]

ew jack

[Drew.]

**** sakes :joker:

[Natalie.]

Eileen reminds me of aBI from eastenders

[Jemal]

LOL jack

[Benjamin]

I always thought your third eye was your bum hole?

[bots]

jack having a perv :D

[Jay.]

what you mean :omgno:

i love her

[Johnnyuk123]

Jack perving :omgno:

I noticed that too.

[LukeB]

Jack was creepy then :worry:

[Daniel.]

Eileen is such a goddess

[Johnnyuk123]

Jack was creepy then :worry:

He was the same on deal or no deal.

[Lostie!]

Aaron :facepalm:

[Loukas]

Jack's downfall will be down to him being a perv

[Jemal]

Oh god aaron give it a rest

[Jay.]

wtf has happened to aaron's hair?

[Denver]

**** off Aaron you fake tit

[Benjamin]

Oh **** of Aaron you little pussy

[Vanessa]

Christian putting his foot in it. :laugh:

[Loukas]

Aaron needs to calm down :laugh:

[Johnnyuk123]

Jack's downfall will be down to him being a perv

And nightly raids on the fridge.

[Drew.]

Grow a pair Aaron

[Maneki-neko]

Chloe reminds me of Charlie with her kind of no-fliterness

[Firewire]

Aaron's nipples are terrifying

[LukeB]

wtf has happened to aaron's hair?

It went away :hee:

[Waynoo]

what is she wearing?

[Loukas]

And nightly raids on the fridge.

yeah and that :joker:

[Kazanne]

He was the same on deal or no deal.

Don't tell me you weren't all doing the same:hehe:

[Gusto Brunt]

Soooooooooooooooooooooo sensitive...

[Denver]

Oh **** of Aaron you little pussy

Adjoa will be all over him :hehe:

[Adamw92]

Aaron making a drama about nothing :idc:

[fitz2k2]

aaron stop being such a girl

[Benjamin]

Aaron needs to get over it

[bots]

Don't tell me you weren't all doing the same:hehe:

Never :hehe:

[Vanessa]

WTF drama queen! :nono:

[Benjamin]

So nice to see BB breaking the stereotypes like they promised

[Johnnyuk123]

Don't tell me you weren't all doing the same:hehe:

Hi Kaz! :wavey:

[saintjude]

I think Aaron was a bit OTT there...

[T*]

I always thought your third eye was your bum hole?

isnt it dickhole

[Loukas]

Chloe :laugh3:

[Benjamin]

Chloe >>>> Aaron

[Firewire]

So nice to see BB breaking the stereotypes like they promised

:umm2:

[Kazanne]

Never :hehe:

:joker:

[Benjamin]

isnt it dickhole

that's third leg

[bots]

ahhh she is zebraphobic

[Adamw92]

Chloe :love:

[Gusto Brunt]

Aaron will never forget that.

[Lostie!]

And I thought Aaron and Chloe would be BFFs. :whistle:

[LukeB]

Oh todays episode finishes at 10:30

[Shaun]

what a whiney **** :umm2:

[Kazanne]

Hi Kaz! :wavey:

:wavey: Johnny

[Jay.]

Joel :clap1::clap1:

[Benjamin]

:umm2:

I'm sorry, what stereotype is Aaron breaking? :idc:

[Johnnyuk123]

Chloe = Charlotte. :yuk:

[T*]

that's third leg

no thats the dick not the dickhole

[Vanessa]

Can someone hide that top that Jack always wears? :umm2:

[Gusto Brunt]

Joel is so unfit

[Johnnyuk123]

The girls will be good at this banana task and some of the boys.:hehe:

[Shaun]

"with Joel only lasting two minutes"

didn't tell us about that Raph did you :fist:

[bots]

even i could do 2 mins :laugh:

[Benjamin]

Good to see BB using Gesaffelstein for the music :clap1:

[Adamw92]

Hahaha "***** off!" :laugh:

[fitz2k2]

swallow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[Loukas]

I'm sorry, what stereotype is Aaron breaking? :idc:

He isn't but if i recall correctly Rylan said before the series started 'we've got stereotypes'?

[LukeB]

not here for Cristian

[Firewire]

****ing hell cristian

[Lostie!]

Oh, piss off Cristian. :idc:

[Natalie.]

cristian :/

[Shaun]

good old Cristian pretending this is the olympics :love:

[Johnnyuk123]

Christian aka Matthew. lol

[Doogle]

I love Joel so much

[Vanessa]

Hello. :evilgrin:

[Benjamin]

not here for Cristian

same

[bots]

cristian is just a knob

[Daniel.]

No one cares about sterotypes this is BIG BROTHER we want ENTERTAINMENT

[MB.]

This editing :umm2:

[Jemal]

What a guy

[Jay.]

erm @ the camera focusing on his nips there

[Gstar]

Cristian's starting to get unlikeable

[Doogle]

You all spoke too soon with the tacky editing

Time to accept this is what BB is now

[Benjamin]

No one cares about sterotypes this is BIG BROTHER we want ENTERTAINMENT

aaron best go then

[Firewire]

omg the diary room corridor

[-Sue-]

ahahaha bitontheside its almost like you read my mind lol

[Loukas]

Christian aka Matthew. lol

:laugh:

[Vanessa]

YAY Go Christian! :cheer2:

[Drew.]

Never usually complain about the editing but this is really OTT

[Ross.]

Well the editing of that task was awful lmao

[LukeB]

aaron best go then

:joker:

[Loukas]

omg the diary room corridor

BB Canada vibes :spin:

[Benjamin]

that was cringe

[Daniel.]

Cristian's starting to get unlikeable

Starting to? Where have you been

http://puu.sh/hL2Zi/00060e9925.gif

[-Sue-]

cristian what an absolute knobrot swinging his leg back n forth like he is in he olympics plzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Vanessa]

erm @ the camera focusing on his nips there

Aaron was enjoying the view. :fan:

[Loukas]

Well the editing of that task was awful lmao

agreed, soooo ott :nono:

[Jemal]

It was an absolute honour to watch cristian do that.
Really Inspired.

[Johnnyuk123]

Seriously guys you need to read this BIO from Christian aka Matthew from his own website. What a plonker! :joker:

http://cristianmjc.com/biography/

[bots]

ahahaha bitontheside its almost like you read my mind lol
loool

[Natalie.]

cristian what an absolute knobrot swinging his leg back n forth like he is in he olympics plzzzzzzzzzzzz

lmao

[Gstar]

Starting to? Where have you been

http://puu.sh/hL2Zi/00060e9925.gif

I've been watching, just tend to give people a chance seeing as it's the first few days. I don't do bandwagon hate

http://puu.sh/hL2Zi/00060e9925.gif

[Crimson Dynamo]

Sarah bossin

[Maneki-neko]

I would LOVE to see Christian first evicted.

[Lostie!]

Omg it's cordless, we get it.

[y.winter]

"Is that your real sweat? OMG"

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/bb-craig-anthony-431x300.jpg

[T*]

judge geordie
stay classy mtv

[Benjamin]

I would LOVE to see Christian first evicted.

A Sezer style eviction for him please

[Vanessa]

"Is that your real sweat? OMG"

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/bb-craig-anthony-431x300.jpg

Aaron thirst. :hehe:

[LukeB]

A Sezer style eviction for him please

:clap1:

[Ninastar]

i have no idea what is going on tonight

[Loukas]

"Is that your real sweat? OMG"

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/bb-craig-anthony-431x300.jpg

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Glenn.]

Evening. I'm like ten minutes behind be be Oop

[Johnnyuk123]

Why is Emma dressed like one of those girl from that Robert Palmer music video addicted to love?

[Daniel.]

I cannot STAND all this lad talk it's going to ruin this series

[Benjamin]

Why is Emma dressed like one of those girl from that Robert Palmer music video addicted to love?

Maybe she is the time bomb?

[MB.]

Well hiring a teenage boy to do the editing tonight was one way to cut costs.

[LukeB]

Sure Jade

[Denver]

Jade is so big headed

[Jemal]

Jade please.

[Natalie.]

"Is that your real sweat? OMG"

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/bb-craig-anthony-431x300.jpg

omg :joker:
Craig though :love:

[Benjamin]

I cannot STAND all this lad talk it's going to ruin this series

Don't worry bitching will ensure soon for you ;)

[Jay.]

Well hiring a teenage boy to do the editing tonight was one way to cut costs.

Tom had to do his work experience somewhere :worry:

[Loukas]

I cannot STAND all this lad talk it's going to ruin this series

I agree.. I want the Women to take over!

[Gusto Brunt]

LOL :D

[Ross.]

Jade doesn't hold back does she? :laugh:

[Adamw92]

Jade, uhmmm.....:umm2:

[Benjamin]

Jade blowing her own trumpet :bored:

[Johnnyuk123]

This girl is deluded!!!

[LukeB]

Tom had to do his work experience somewhere :worry:

oop

[Drew.]

At least shes telling the truth

[Benjamin]

Tom had to do his work experience somewhere :worry:

:joker:

[MB.]

Jade blowing her own trumpet :bored:

That's probably the next section of this task.

[Gusto Brunt]

I can't believe what she just said.

[Shaun]

well at least she likes herself

[fitz2k2]

jade mmmmmmm

[Adamw92]

I detest Maths so I'd hate this one

[LukeB]

oh god

[Denver]

At least shes telling the truth

There was no truth in it

[Daniel.]

Jade is messy I stan

[Loukas]

I think Jade's beauty is over rated :bored:

[Vanessa]

:joker: i love this task!

[Maneki-neko]

Queen of Humbleness Jade slay mama!

[Amy Jade]

lol Jade is such a douche bag and once again looks hidious without her spade full of make up

[smudgie]

Jade is nothing to write home about to be honest:shrug:

[Benjamin]

Oh really he dodn;t know 4 + 2 :idc:

[T*]

Tom had to do his work experience somewhere :worry:

this isnt offensive seeing as i've seen your editing skills on yt :idc:

[Johnnyuk123]

I hope Jack gets a task and they shove him in a room full of greggs pies and he simply has NOT to eat them to pass.:joker:.

[bots]

jade is comfortable with her own beauty :smug:

[Shaun]

I swear there's a "ooh silly me i don't know basic maths" moment every series. Over it.

[Benjamin]

why are these housemates so thick :umm2:

[Adamw92]

Come on Eileen!

[Babayaro.]

Embarrassing how they can't do basic maths

[Benjamin]

Come on Eileen!

I see what you did there :joker:

[fitz2k2]

math game lmaoooooooooooooo

[Amy Jade]

Eileen slays

[Johnnyuk123]

why are these housemates so thick :umm2:

BB demand the uneducated.

[Ross.]

Yas Eileen slaying :clap1:

[Heaven = Winner]

Queen Eileen saving the day <3

[bots]

1 and 1 = .... hmmm i know this one, give me a minute

[MB.]

Eileen being seen as a genius because she knows what 5x3 is :flutter:

[LukeB]

not another break

[Adamw92]

I see what you did there :joker:

I saw the opportunity and went with it :laugh:

[Gusto Brunt]

I think Jade's beauty is over rated :bored:

I agree - she just looks like a checkout girl to me.

[Jemal]

Wow breaks every five mins I swear

[Denver]

Come on Eileen!

I hear plenty of people have :hehe:

[Johnnyuk123]

Come on Eileen....Then wipe yourself clean.:joker:

[Ross.]

Constant breaks. :bored:

[LukeB]

ugh not here for another break

[Gstar]

Come on Eileen....Then wipe yourself clean.:joker:

bye

[bots]

I agree - she just looks like a checkout girl to me.

She can check me out any day :laugh:

[Adamw92]

I hear plenty of people have :hehe:

:hehe:

I had a feeling someone would say something like this! :joker:

[Amy Jade]

LukeB stanning Sassy Sarah :worship:

[chuff me dizzy]

Sweet Jesus, can Jade still breathe with her head that far up her arse? WTF does she think she is ?

[Denver]

Come on Eileen....Then wipe yourself clean.:joker:

:laugh3:

[Gstar]

Amy :love:

[Jemal]

Sweet Jesus, can Jade still breathe with her head that far up her arse? WTF does she think she is ?

:joker:

[Ross.]

Sweet Jesus, can Jade still breathe with her head that far up her arse? WTF does she think she is ?

:joker:

[LukeB]

LukeB stanning Sassy Sarah :worship:

She is great and amazing :worship:

Stanned her before the Launch :clap1:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Aaron f uck off

[bots]

jade is just misunderstood

[Johnnyuk123]

They should kick them all out tonight and just put Simon back in. I'd watch.

[LukeB]

Cristian and Jade are right for each other tbh :yuk:

[Adamw92]

She is great and amazing :worship:

Stanned her before the Launch :clap1:

You have impeccable taste ;)

[Gstar]

I've never understood the mother nature segments in tampax adverts

[Jemal]

Cristian and Jade are right for each other tbh :yuk:

lol when has the former ever said all the girls fancy him in the house..

[Denver]

jade is just misunderstood

I understand she didn't really get her sexual feelings across

[Crimson Dynamo]

She is great and amazing :worship:

Stanned her before the Launch :clap1:

Good LukeB

[Glenn.]

The diary room corridor is so pretty

[Ross.]

Cristian and Jade are right for each other tbh :yuk:

BBUK16:Sarah|Joel|Danny|Harriet|Nick|Jade

:fan:

[LukeB]

You have impeccable taste ;)

thank you :douf:

so do you :love:

[Jay.]

i am sick of this teasing :worry:

[Gstar]

omg @ the benefits britain ad, how could the mum let her kids eat on the kitchen floor

[Adamw92]

I've never understood the mother nature segments in tampax adverts

I try :D

[Daniel.]

So tense for this twist :worry:

[LukeB]

lol when has the former ever said all the girls fancy him in the house..

he calls himself a ladies man and he could't take it that Sarah would not go for him, he has a big ego like Jade

[Ross.]

i am sick of this teasing :worry:

Same. :worry:

[Kazanne]

Sweet Jesus, can Jade still breathe with her head that far up her arse? WTF does she think she is ?

:joker::joker::joker:

[Ammi]

..I hope the decision isn't going to be a let down..