Ch5HD 10PM Big Brother Timebomb Discussion Tues. 2nd June

[Vanessa]

Showbiz crocodile tears. :fist:

[Marsh.]

He doesn't even try with his acting.

Here for Eileen giving him acting classes.

[bbfan1991]

Jack, you're making yourself look like a prat to the public too.

[MB.]

Showbiz crocodile tears. :fist:

Is the crocodile in the park?

[Jay.]

i am living for this eileen and simon fued

[FacelessME]

This is gunna be cringe.

[Calderyon]

Eileen: "I´m fine, i´ll swallow it."

Bit of a Freudian slip there, Eil.

[Amy Jade]

Simon: 'I'd like a chat'

Eileen: 'Oh god...'

[nymeria]

I can't handle Simon omg

[Jay.]

oh my god ;joker::joker::joker:

[Marsh.]

Simon: 'I'd like a chat'

Eileen: 'Oh god...'

:joker:

[FacelessME]

shiiiiiiit

[Crimson Dynamo]

Screaming

[bots]

i like harry

[billy123]

What a cowardly flop.

[Gillian-73]

Oh god!!

[Vanessa]

:rolleyes:

[Lostie!]

i am living for this eileen and simon fued

I've decided I want him to stay for a little longer again for the entertainment. :joker:

[Richkingretro]

Don't get why people hate jack so much it's not like he is a UKIP supporter

[adjoa]

MESSSSS

[Jay.]

omg is he giving birth

and on eileen's birthday? :omgno:

[AProducer'sWetDream]

And when he came back I thought Simon and Eileen were gonna be BFFs.

[Livia]

OMFG.... his crying is HILARIOUS!

[bbfan1991]

OMG! I do feel sorry for him a bit tbh.

[Marsh.]

Ffs. How embarrassing for a 46 year old man.

[Jamesy]

Nick is basically how I would be in there :laugh:

[MB.]

How kind of Eileen to breastfeed Simon

[Gillian-73]

Haha hilarious

[Amy Jade]

im legit tearing up here unlike Simon

[JTM45]

Sam smokes as well

Is it 1940?

No........it's 2015 and lot's of people still smoke!:shrug:
There's a lot of people in the World doing a lot worse things.

[Nick.]

Simon crying is hilarious.

[bots]

simon :joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

my 7 year old lad is more of an adult :joker:

[fitz2k2]

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo simon

[bbfan1991]

LOL:joker:.

[Richkingretro]

Poor Simon being bullied

[Crimson Dynamo]

Chloe

[FacelessME]

Crocodile tears, FFS!!

[nymeria]

"And not one tear was shed" :joker:

[Jay.]

jade has changed so much idgi

[Jamesy]

I'm screaming at half of them just ignoring it and eating their food

[Xtopher]

I'm watching the episode later today but judging from the comments it sounds amazing.

[MB.]

Oh yay time for the sexually charged banter

[Lostie!]

Bless Eileen. :flutter:

And omfg @:

"Do you want some pasta?"
*crying voice* "I WOULD". :joker:

[fitz2k2]

Thank you chloe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Vanessa]

:amazed: Cristian stripping! OMG!

[bbfan1991]

Harry Amelia is a waste of space.

[fitz2k2]

nick cant handle harry

[bots]

Harry Amelia is a waste of space.

when she isnt getting her kit off she seems quite nice to me

[DigitalSid]

Nick's going to need some alone time :D.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Bless Eileen. :flutter:

And omfg @:

"Do you want some pasta?"
*crying voice* "I WOULD". :joker:

That was comedy gold :joker:

[Marsh.]

Jade hasn't said a word. :omgno:

Did she die?

[bots]

NIck's going to need some alone time :D.

time for a long soapy shower

[bbfan1991]

when she isnt getting her kit off she seems quite nice to me

She is, but I find her boring.

[Jay.]

Jade hasn't said a word. :omgno:

Did she die?

i think it's something to do with the new thing she wears on her head. it's ruined her :worry:

[MB.]

Did she die?

That's a different Jade. :omgno:

[Crimson Dynamo]

That's a different Jade. :omgno:

:omgno:

[Richkingretro]

We need new housemates it's boring again

[Lostie!]

We need new housemates it's boring again

Tonight's been one of the best episodes IMO.

[Jay.]

That's a different Jade. :omgno:

omgomgomg

[Jay.]

joel's face :omgno:

[Vanessa]

You sexy thing! :dance:

[bots]

joel is loving it

[Jay.]

omg eileen's covered in it

[Crimson Dynamo]

Chloe has turned into a sex demon

[Jamesy]

Eileen's porn comeback?

[Jay.]

(i didn't want to say what that is in here)

[MB.]

I hope Cristian gets his feet out :flutter:

[DigitalSid]

Joel trying desperately to pretend he's not enjoying it.

[Marsh.]

Vanessa is just a puddle right now.

[Vanessa]

Joel reaction is the funniest thing ever! :joker::joker::joker:

[Richkingretro]

Wish Jack would join in

[Lostie!]

Joel reaction is the funniest thing ever! :joker::joker::joker:

I was gonna say, his facial expressions were the best thing about that. :joker:

[MB.]

Danny: "I'm insecure about my body, I wouldn't just walk around topless"

Danny, the same episode: *strips off*

[Marsh.]

Joel reaction is the funniest thing ever! :joker::joker::joker:

:joker:

[bots]

Joel reaction is the funniest thing ever! :joker::joker::joker:

i agree :joker:

[Jamesy]

If that doesn't confirm Joel is at least curious about naked men I don't know what will

[Livia]

Vanessa is just a puddle right now.

LOL....

[Ant.]

Wasn't Danny saying he'd never walk around shirtless earlier on this episode?

[Amy Jade]

Joel enjoyed that more than Eileen

[Richkingretro]

Nick and Harry do look alike

[Jamesy]

Danny: "I'm insecure about my body, I wouldn't just walk around topless"

Danny, the same episode: *strips off*

:laugh:

[Jay.]

omg joel though

[Jay.]

ruined by sam's singing tbh

[Marsh.]

"Danny's a big boy isn't he?"

:joker:

[Vanessa]

Nick will need a cold shower soon. :hehe::fan:

[Marsh.]

ruined by sam's singing tbh

Zoe singing over Bianca's stripping teas

[Jay.]

did he just say 'jade'? :omgno:

[MB.]

I love Zoe and Biannca

[bbfan1991]

It's good to see Jade in the background smiling, laughing and enjoying herself. The negative attention is deflected onto other people tonight for once.

Joel's face when the lads were stripping:laugh::shocked:.

[Livia]

He should grab her tits and give 'em a big old squeeze.

[Amy Jade]

Nick's face omg

[Lostie!]

I love Zoe and Biannca

:joker:

[Jack_]

Helen, Biancca and Zoe rapping teas

[Jay.]

omg how perfectly placed that transitioning thing was

[Vanessa]

It's good to see Jade in the background smiling, laughing and enjoying herself. The negative attention is deflected onto other people tonight for once.

Joel's face when the lads were stripping:laugh::shocked:.

She was loving it. :joker:

[bbfan1991]

Harry Amelia is a cringebag. Nick loved that, he won't be when she's shagging other blokes if they get together after the house;).

[Livia]

His tears may have been real if there had been any tears...

[Tregard]

Why is Nick wearing a collar?

[Jay.]

neither of these can go D: D: D:

[fitz2k2]

simon got bullied?hahahahhaa

[Jay.]

omg please no phone lines

[Richkingretro]

Harry Amelia is a cringebag. Nick loved that, he won't be when she's shagging other blokes if they get together after the house;).

Maybe she is faithful in a relationship

[Jay.]

BYEEEEEEEEEEE

nononono

[MB.]

-something something Eileen pawn porn-

Only two up? D:

[Vanessa]

OMFG A HEAD TO HEAD! :shocked:

[bots]

wooo confirmation

[Jamesy]

It's a ****ing two way between my faves D:

[Jay.]

honestly so pissed off @ no twist

[Lostie!]

Oh, for ****'s sake, it is an Eileen / Joel head to head. :sad:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Joel now thinking about a career in the police

[MB.]

I don't want either to go </3 But I guess it has to be Joel

[Lostie!]

Why not ****ing put the newbies up for giving it away? :fist:

[Amy Jade]

Get Joel out, Eileen needs to stay to combat the ageism!

[Ant.]

ruined by sam's singing tbh

reminds me of how Zoe sang during Biannca's lapdance last summer

[Nick.]

Like Joel & Eileen. :(

[Vanessa]

There were three people up, but Jack saved himself. :fist:

[Marsh.]

This series gets worse.

[bots]

honestly so pissed off @ no twist

:joker::joker::joker:

[Jamesy]

So I guess producers have been changing minds again given the hint from Rylan that more were going up? Ew at this mess

[Lostie!]

This is Deana vs Lydia / Angel vs Freddie all over again. :sad:

[Ant.]

Joel and Eileen head to head?
Why

This would be the only time I'd want another nominations twist

[Marsh.]

He should grab her tits and give 'em a big old squeeze.

Has someone hacked your account? :omgno:

[bbfan1991]

I hope Eileen goes, but I think it will be Joel who does. Simon has ensured it. I don't like either of them tbh, but Joel offers more entertainment to the house..

[Livia]

Has someone hacked your account? :omgno:

It's the drugs Marshy.

[lewis111]

this is the worst eviction ever I am raging

[Crimson Dynamo]

Iv run out of milk. No frosties and bots for me


Life is unfair

[Amy Jade]

I hope Eileen goes, but I think it will be Joel who does. Simon has ensured it. I don't like either of them tbh, but Joel offers more entertainment to the house..
Joel offers more than Eileen??

Are you being serious? she was hilarious tonight!

[FacelessME]

At least Jack's used up all his tickets. And now for Joel to go Friday, and it'll be perfect. Unfortunately, I reckon it'll be Eileen.

[Livia]

Iv run out of milk. No frosties and bots for me


Life is unfair

You're so rock and roll x

[lewis111]

they twist it every time there's normal moms so why mow twist it when its not acc the people housemates want out

[Lostie!]

Such a great episode ruined by that eviction choice at the end. :hmph:

[lewis111]

its quite 50/50 I think

[Marsh.]

Iv run out of milk. No frosties and bots for me


Life is unfair

Rob a goat from next door's farm and milk it. x

[Crimson Dynamo]

You're so rock and roll x

Iv got a hot water bottle down here and the blanket on upstairs

:hehe:

[Marsh.]

It's the drugs Marshy.

:laugh:

[FacelessME]

they twist it every time there's normal moms so why mow twist it when its not acc the people housemates want out

cause it'll be a very boring house it they didn't. not that i like them meddling.

[Livia]

Iv got a hot water bottle down here and the blanket on upstairs

:hehe:

'Ave you 'ad your 'orlicks?

[Vanessa]

Urgh! James Jordan! :fist::rant::mad::nono::cloud:

[hijaxers]

We need new housemates it's boring again

OOh yeah people like you we need - totally thrilling - ok really Nah

[Hofman]

Simon's just another dick who can give behind backs but can't take it back to his face, he's really not interesting, just irritating.

Nothing more annoying than fake crying, not a single tear or welled up eyes. He's pathetic, if your man enough to say it, stand by it. He's only 6 years younger than Eileen yet attacks her age, such a lame idiot. I think Eileen is awesome at 52 to be so tolerant of the youngsters.

Get your coat and F off Simon.

More face to face **** please Mark

[Hofman]

Urgh! James Jordan! :fist::rant::mad::nono::cloud:

:cheer:

[bbfan1991]

They're so anti Jade. At least try and be fair and constructive towards all housemates.

[bbfan1991]

Jade's been trying to encourage Harry and Amelia from the clips i've seen. I don't know where they get the idea from that she's jealous? Jade seems to like Harry too, like how she got on well with Sarah.