Ch5HD 10PM Big Brother Timebomb Discussion Tues. 2nd June

[arista]

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Yes its 10PM , love
get them out.


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Get them Off Nick


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[arista]

On in under a hour

[Vanessa]

http://static.tellymix.co.uk/files/2015/06/BB_Cristian5-800x450.jpg :flutter:

[Beso]

Don't pixelatte pussy ever again.

[reece(:]

http://static.tellymix.co.uk/files/2015/06/BB_Cristian5-800x450.jpg :flutter:
Yas

[Jamesy]

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Ummm..

[Vanessa]

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Ummm..

:dance: YEAH! Finally something for us ladies!

[Livia]

Evening all.

[Vanessa]

Hello! Sounds like a great show tonight! :wavey:

[Jamesy]

These warnings get longer and longer don't they :laugh:

[MB.]

"Sexual antics" makes a difference from "sexually-charged banter" I guess

[Jay.]

really hoping there's some kind of twist on bots or s/t

[MB.]

These warnings get longer and longer don't they :laugh:

AND TWERKING

[bbfan1991]

Hello:). Agitated confrontations?:joker:

[Vanessa]

Yeah baby! Bare it all! :cheer2:

[arista]

On Ch5 and Ch5HD now

[zakman440]

Showbiz's fake crying :joker:

[Lostie!]

Looks like a good one. :joker:

[Jay.]

aw bless eileen

[Amy Jade]

'not a single tear was shed'

:clap1:

[fitz2k2]

eileeen bdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Beso]

Hello:). Agitated confrontations?:joker:

:shrug:

[MB.]

Jack watching Marc shower? :omgno:

[Vanessa]

Marc using all the hot water. :joker:

[bbfan1991]

Jack is such a hypocrite, glad he's used up his last immunity pass. Can't wait till if he is up soon.

[Amy Jade]

You know how Mark's a stripper? can i pay him to put it back on?

[Jay.]

You know how Mark's a stripper? can i pay him to put it back on?

please

[Jay.]

really hoping there's a twist and bcos they all knew, the newbies are up :nono:

[Lostie!]

Simon and Sam want Eileen to be safe now their nomination of her is locked in. Convenient.

[Jay.]

did he just say he was 60 this year?

he's older than eileen. ****ing bastard.

[Amy Jade]

Did Simon just say he's 60 this year?

[bbfan1991]

Jack, you're annoying also. His cheeks are so red when he gets angry.

[bots]

Did Simon just say he's 60 this year?

yep

[Jay.]

if he said 60 he can honestly **** off for nomming eileen :nono:

she's almost 10 years younger than him

[fitz2k2]

jack bitching as usual

[Marsh.]

Nick's hair does more than Nick.

[Lostie!]

did he just say he was 60 this year?

he's older than eileen. ****ing bastard.

I assumed he was joking. :joker:

But he's still one of the two oldest housemates so his nomination of her was ridiculous.

[Vanessa]

did he just say he was 60 this year?

he's older than eileen. ****ing bastard.

Yes, i heard that. :suspect:

[Lostie!]

Sam putting it all on Simon again. She agreed with him. :idc:

[MB.]

did he just say he was 60 this year?

he's older than eileen. ****ing bastard.

if he said 60 he can honestly **** off for nomming eileen :nono:

Marlon being 30 teas

[FacelessME]

He's not 60.

[bbfan1991]

Harry Amelia seems a nice person, but she's useless.

[Marsh.]

60? To be fair to him he looks good if he's hitting 60 this year.

But he's still a twat. :fist:

[Jay.]

I assumed he was joking. :joker:

But he's still one of the two oldest housemates so his nomination of her was ridiculous.

yeah exactly :inamood:

[Amy Jade]

If he wasn't joking and he's 59 his nomination for Eileen is even worse!

[Jay.]

this game playing </3

[Crimson Dynamo]

Dragging eileen and he is 59?:umm2:

[FacelessME]

BOOOM!!! Marc has clocked Jack. There!!!

[bbfan1991]

Marc is right about Jack, but he sees him as competition too;).

[Amy Jade]

46 now?

[Jay.]

oh he's 46 :bored:

that's still only 5 years younger than eileen

[Lostie!]

Next week: "I nominate Simon because he's 46 and might need his sleep".

Sounds fair tbh.

[Crimson Dynamo]

46 :omgno:

[bots]

he looks closer to 60 than 46

[Crimson Dynamo]

Liar

[bbfan1991]

The walls are very TINNNNNN.

[Crimson Dynamo]

The man is a nailed on age liar

[fitz2k2]

Next week: "I nominate Simon because he's 46 and might need his sleep".

Sounds fair tbh.

taste of his own medicine

[Amy Jade]

Not enough Jade footage for me tonight :nono:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Thank goodness

Her and her freckly lop sided face

[fitz2k2]

Not enough Jade footage for me tonight :nono:

its Eileen day not jade day

[Jay.]

marc gets too much attention.

[Jay.]

joel's on it again :clap1::clap1:

[Jay.]

ew :umm2:

[Lostie!]

Marc is actually unhinged.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Disgusting pig

[Jay.]

oh speaking of nick :flutter:

[bbfan1991]

Marc is annoying, he is trying too hard.

[MB.]

This Big Brother voice >

[FacelessME]

Why couldn't Joel had said that to Aaron when he was in his personal space. Some people....

[Lostie!]

The tactical nomination is fine.

Bringing up the gambling thing is a terrible nomination reason.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Leave big jack alone u Scottish bitch

[Jay.]

oop :omgno:

[Marsh.]

OMFG at "The money would be gone" because of his addiction. :joker:

[bbfan1991]

I believe Jade when she says that she likes Harry Amelia:).

[bots]

Leave big jack alone u Scottish bitch

dundee phobe

[JTM45]

I'm finding Sam far more annoying than Mark. She's so false it's unreal!!!!

[Jay.]

why did she just let simon walk all over her with the noms the stupid bitch

[Jay.]

that actually sounds just like her

[bbfan1991]

They're all saying they hate Marc, but after the reveal they're bigging him up. So hypocritical, even though Sam and Simon are in the wrong, but they can nominate who they want..

[fitz2k2]

sam your a snitch

[Lostie!]

I feel bad for laughing at Eileen's impression of Harry. :whistle:

I'm not feeling strongly either way about Harry atm but I get the impression she's a nice girl to be fair.

[bots]

they way it looks, Simon chose eileen and sam chose jack

[Crimson Dynamo]

dundee phobe

Is she from dundee?

She does not sound a dundonian

[Jay.]

love the group meeting

[bbfan1991]

I do agree with Eileen about Harry, she's a nice girl, but all she offers is tits and nudity:sleep:.

[hijaxers]

What a complete Bastard Simon is ! what a prat Bye Sy

[Lostie!]

How awkward, all of the originals in the bedroom and the newbies in the main house. :joker:

[fitz2k2]

lol group meeting

[bbfan1991]

Jade wearing that headband thing to cover up her headpiece, yet her task isn't even being shown in the highlights, but the nominations fallout was going to take up a big chunk..

[Crimson Dynamo]

Hairy Armenia does mangle words tbf

[Jay.]

he looks so ****ing smug

[fitz2k2]

old housemates vs marc

[MB.]

Like Joel's ever been to a club

[Marsh.]

Joel pretending he goes clubbing?

[Amy Jade]

Cristian the coward rolling over in bed and hiding his face

[Jamesy]

Joel reminiscing of his gay clubbing days

[hijaxers]

Marc is the most camera aware person ever on BB > He gives me knob ache and i don't even have one

[Lostie!]

Joel's sassiness towards Marc tonight :joker:

[MB.]

Joel reminiscing of his gay clubbing days

Wolfy teas

[Crimson Dynamo]

Like Joel's ever been to a club

:joker:

[bbfan1991]

It's Monday:joker:.

Joel probably has never gone clubbing!

[billy123]

Jack looks like he has lost a fair bit of weight since been in the house.

[Jay.]

'tink' :yuk:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Humble or boring

[Lostie!]

Nobody who is truly humble refers to themselves as "humble" with complete seriousness. :laugh:

[Jay.]

this was me 2 weeks ago :bored:

[bbfan1991]

Jack is vile.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I like chloe now

[Tregard]

Oddly enough, the opposite of insecure is "secure"

[Amy Jade]

Cristian isnt insecure about his feet he lets pervs have a grope in shopping centers

[Jay.]

***** :nono:

[bbfan1991]

I like Chloe.

[Jay.]

i agree with the comment of wanting him to become a bit more alive during the day tbh

[Marsh.]

Cristian isnt insecure about his feet he lets pervs have a grope in shopping centers

Vanessa lurking in Boots?

[Lostie!]

"He doesn't drink ... which is fine, there's nothing wrong with that".

So why mention it? :joker: :facepalm:

[Marsh.]

"Lapping up the old people"


You're evicting them for being old you dick!

[Jay.]

the double standards from simon :umm2::umm2:

[bbfan1991]

House meeting. Gawd.. Simon is annoying! Showbiz:joker:..

[Marsh.]

Why is Jade so quiet? :unsure:

[Jay.]

just take off the ****ing dressing gown

[Lostie!]

"Lapping up the old people"


You're evicting them for being old you dick!

:clap1:

[Jay.]

bless eileen :flutter:

[Amy Jade]

Eileen drag him gal

[fitz2k2]

simon ur ****ing hyporcrite

[Jack_]

SHOWBIZZZZZZZZZZ

let's bow down to the great man

[Marsh.]

"Did you sleep in that? Have you showered today?"

:laugh2:

[Jay.]

i love that they're having another group meeting though lmao

[bbfan1991]

And he's a hypocrite.

I know her age has been used against her and wrongly so, but Eileen is savvy enough to know that she can use it to her advantage;).

[fitz2k2]

thank you chloe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Crimson Dynamo]

Bleaching the toilet

[MB.]

Showbiz Hitler tbh

[bbfan1991]

Chloe's face:).

And Harry just wants to take her clothes off!

[Lostie!]

i love that they're having another group meeting though lmao

I love BB group meetings, they give me Lesley Brain flashbacks.

"IT'S AN AUDITION FOR LIFE!". :laugh:

[Jay.]

'jacks not happy'

...when is he?

[FacelessME]

Jack with his opinions when backed up by the majority.

[Marsh.]

Showbiz bleaches the toilets.

He's a keeper. Anthea Turner 2.0

[Jay.]

that fake cry though :joker:

[bots]

Bleaching the toilet

its my first thought when i think of the days excitement

[Amy Jade]

Simon's fake crying is literally got me in tears

[billy123]

What a ****ing moron showpiss really is.

[Calderyon]

Only thing Simon is doing is saving Marc from eviction next week.

[Lostie!]

I hate to say it, but I'm finding Simon more entertaining tonight. The OTT crying and clocking Jack's dressing gown, for example. :joker:

[fitz2k2]

simon fake tears

[DigitalSid]

Nick laughing at Showbiz whinging :D

[bbfan1991]

Gawd. That fake crying!

[bots]

I hate to say it, but I'm finding Simon more entertaining tonight. The OTT crying and clocking Jack's dressing gown, for example. :joker:

in a car crash kind of way

[Calderyon]

Come on Jack. Turn into a red time bomb and explode.

[bbfan1991]

I'm glad that Jack is getting exposed for the fake he is too. He is a hypocrite too because he has nominated Eileen before about her age?

[fitz2k2]

I'm glad that Jack is getting exposed for the fake he is too. He is a hypocrite too because he has nominated Eileen before about her age?

BINGO!

[Beso]

Jack playing the housemates pretty well tonight, keeping himself safe for next weeks noms.

[Lostie!]

Eileen :joker:

[Jay.]

this woman's voice giving me the telephone woman teas

[bbfan1991]

Ouch!

[Jay.]

screaming @ the fact she said other stuff and they just decided to show that

[Marsh.]

The gambling reason. :joker:

I am so embarrassed for her.

[Crimson Dynamo]

That is a horribke thing to say about jack you slag

[bots]

in fairness they did hack sams nom down to the gambling

[Jay.]

'i didn't even say that' :joker::joker:

[MB.]

"I didn't even say that"

erm

[Lostie!]

"I didn't even say that" :joker:

[Jamesy]

Oh a Jack bitch fit, how exciting :bored:

[bbfan1991]

Jack is so bitter. He just wants to sail to the end without being up.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Get her jack

[Jay.]

eileen :clap1::clap1:

[Lostie!]

Yes, EILEEN! :clap1:

[Jay.]

'you should know better' **** off

[Waynoo]

Sam blaming simon

[Jamesy]

Kill him Eileen :clap1:

[Jay.]

ergh this divide :flutter:

it makes me cackle

[adjoa]

disgusting sweaty fedora

[Tregard]

Jack and Eileen's anger perfectly justified atm

[adjoa]

i love this big brother voice

[Marsh.]

"Don't you dare do that!"

Take it Eileen, Jack owes you.

[FacelessME]

WOW!!!

[Lostie!]

ergh this divide :flutter:

it makes me cackle

That argument was one of the best scenes of BB16 so far, I loved it. :joker:

[bbfan1991]

I like Sam. Jack annoys me too much.

[Marsh.]

I love how it took so much convincing to get Jack to save himself. :joker:

[Jay.]

better be a twist :nono:

[Jay.]

JOEL :clap1::clap1::clap1:

[Lostie!]

"Snake in the park" :joker:

[nymeria]

Snake in the park

[Amy Jade]

No bloody chance Jack was even considering saving Eileen, he's so full of crap!

[MB.]

Eileen's shoes are my life

[reece(:]

Nawt snake in the park

[Jay.]

joel and nick :flutter:

[bbfan1991]

Joel:joker:.

Snake in the park? Oh Eileen.

[Jay.]

i missed the snake in the park line </3

[Jay.]

sam is so short?

[JTM45]

Sam's such a lying faker!!!!!

[Amy Jade]

I like Sam

[bbfan1991]

Sam is backtracking. Simon's going to get the blame.

[Lostie!]

Ugh, I always feel bad for people when they cry, even when they've pissed me off.

[nymeria]

Sam is pretty two faced

[Jamesy]

"I accept being nominated"

Yeah Jack... we believe you...

[crazycolaist]

Jack showing his tru colours

[Marsh.]

Jack makes me feel out of breath. SHUT UP!

[MB.]

That moving table is hurting my head

[Marsh.]

"You shoot them in the face!"

:laugh2:

[reece(:]

Sam is pretty two faced
Your sig <3

[Lostie!]

Eileen is winning at life so much tonight.

[bbfan1991]

Jack, shut up. He is giving me a headache.

[Amy Jade]

Sam's just playing the game. She saw she could pin this on Simon and it's worked so good on her

[Jay.]

please leave

[Jamesy]

yes simon leave thank u

[Crimson Dynamo]

Flounce alert

[Livia]

Go home simple Simon.

[Vanessa]

OMG Showbiz is pathetic! :nono:

[Jay.]

eileen's face when he started crying :joker::joker:

[Lostie!]

I'm loving this episode so ****ing much. :laugh:

Nomination result aside. :idc:

[adjoa]

the fake crying again omg

[MB.]

"Let me go to the loo and explain to you what happened"

:omgno:

[Amy Jade]

His voice changed so much lolol

[bbfan1991]

Sam's clever, she's shifted the blame onto Simon and it's worked.

[Marsh.]

He went from that sobbing voice back to normal very quickly. :joker:

[Jack_]

LOOOOOOOL at how he transitioned from crying to talking like nothing

[billy123]

What an utter gimp.

[bots]

the fake crying is amazing :cheer2:

[MB.]

(this series has been improved a lot by the newbies, let's be fair)

[Marsh.]

"Let me go to the loo and explain to you what happened"

:omgno:

Then we hear a scream and she comes out with her dressing gown open?

[Richkingretro]

Simon I still like more than Marc

[MB.]

(this series has been improved a lot by the newbies, let's be fair)

(until the next godawful twist at least)

[Amy Jade]

Sam's clever, she's shifted the blame onto Simon and it's worked.

Great game play :clap1:

[Livia]

Haha... from full on diva-style breakdown to speaking in a normal voice in 0.6 seconds. Record.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Sam smokes as well

Is it 1940?

[Jay.]

i'm so glad they showed the noms tbh

[Jay.]

bless eileen though, it's so true :worry:

[bbfan1991]

Simon is annoying, but Sam is more sneakier, she is playing the game and thrown him under the bus, fair play.

Marc is still my least favourite out of the newbies!

[Jamesy]

Eileen :joker:

[Richkingretro]

She should of took half her life over as a compliment

[Livia]

Sam smokes as well

Is it 1940?

No, it's getting on for 22:45

[Calderyon]

Can´t wait for Jack to be evicted, tbh.

[Jack_]

SCREAMING at Eileen's meltdown

[bots]

eileen swallows :hehe:

[Crimson Dynamo]

You swallowed bigger you vampire slut

[FacelessME]

If Simon and Sam didn't nominate Eileen, Joel and Jack would roll over and go oh well, thats fine, its fine.No back bone.

[AProducer'sWetDream]

Yes please leave!

[Amy Jade]

Nobody threatened him lol

[Marsh.]

You swallowed bigger you vampire slut

:joker:

[fitz2k2]

Eileen swallows alot

[Jay.]

omg and all of this on her birfday

[Livia]

More whiney crying... and back to normal.

[Lostie!]

Omfg at his voice changing so suddenly. :joker::joker:

[Marsh.]

I love how quickly he goes from sobbing to normal. :joker:

[bbfan1991]

Eileen really hates being up:joker:.

[bots]

simon is tv gold

[Crimson Dynamo]

No, it's getting on for 22:45

:fist: get to bed and take your morphine

[Jay.]

screaming at how he went from crying to talking there omg i love him for that

[Jack_]

he keeps stopping and talking normally OMFG I CANT COpe :laugh3:

[Richkingretro]

Lol Simon is worse actor :joker: