Ch5HD 9PM Big Brother Live Fake Eviction Discussion Friday 12th

[Jason.]

pre-recorded or what?

[Amy Jade]

Brian getting his make up done lol

[Spoon]

Haha, he's drinking already! That's entertainment! What a legend.

[Marsh.]

Helen's new nose has its own makeup artist I see.

[Jason.]

Hot avi Lostie.

[MB.]

"Time Warp week is about to begin with a massive bang"

-insert gif of Helen hitting her head on the bed here-

[Marsh.]

Brian getting his make up done lol

They all were. :laugh:

[Jay.]

pre-recorded or what?

well i doubt they are just having their making up down

[tomrain]

i am sure i heard someone in audience shout secret house

[reece(:]

Welp Belo's receding hairline

[Ammi]

aw Harry's happy face,lol

..it was bound to be the same if it was either of them because they really dislike each other...

[Jason.]

Welp Belo's receding hairline

When will Glenn's?

[Marsh.]

The bunker is the same.

Just a room of beds and a TV.

yawn

What did you expect? :laugh:

[FacelessME]

Can't wait to see the look on Harry's face when Marc reenters the house on Sunday.

[Beetlejuice]

that whole fake eviction was great

Charley's fake eviction was a good idea but terribly executed. They all looked embarrassed by it afterwards.

[Marsh.]

:fc: I hope Helen tells Brian to water his hairline.

[Jason.]

What did you expect? :laugh:

True.

But MB. got me happy.

[Spoon]

i am sure i heard someone in audience shout secret house

loud enough to be heard?

[y.winter]

Skidmarc has been exposed as a real wannabe in the outside interview. Such a fake game *****. Suddenly he does care of the audience reception.

[LukeB]

:fc: I hope Helen tells Brian to water his hairline.

:joker:

[tomrain]

Can't wait to see the look on Harry's face when Marc reenters the house on Sunday.

there will be close ups for sure

[Jason.]

:fc: I hope Helen tells Brian to water his hairline.

:joker:

[Jason.]

Can't wait till Helen gets booed.

[Lostie!]

I watched BB9's BBLB reunion the other night and Keith Lemon's Rex impression was spot on. :laugh:

[LukeB]

are they going in one by one or all going in together

[Jason.]

I watched BB9's BBLB reunion the other night and Keith Lemon's Rex impression was spot on. :laugh:

When BB was good.

[tomrain]

i hope marc asks helen if she likes anal

[y.winter]

Show time!

[Jason.]

His name is Jeff.

[Jason.]

The BB15 sofas.

[Jake.]

using the bb15 chairs :umm2:

[Jay.]

perched

[Amy Jade]

I hope at least one of them drags Marc

[lewis111]

is that the BB15 couch they're on

[Jay28jay2]

they are sitting on the bb15 chairs

[MB.]

His name is Jeff.

So that's where the BOTS drag queen went

[Beetlejuice]

Why are they showing the 3 of them backstage?

[Ross.]

BB15 sofa?

[Jay.]

why are they putting him in first

[Shaun]

i want to cry

[Jason.]

GET BRAIN OUT!

Brian*

[Ramsay]

oh no, he's still pretending to be stupid

[Beetlejuice]

Brian still pretending to be thick

[reece(:]

So ready for Nikki

[Jay.]

omg the clips though :flutter:

[ruiphillips]

The Black joe essex

[Lostie!]

Ugh, can't cope with his routine again.

[Amy Jade]

Brian pretending to fall off a chair :umm2:

[Marsh.]

"Shall we dig up the past?"

Why not? They recycle 10 year old ideas every week.

[Jake.]

to go from 4 million viewers to 1

[Jason.]

Black Winston.

[LukeB]

why are they putting him in first

saving the best until last

[ruiphillips]

Classic Channel 4 :(

[FacelessME]

I wish I could see live feed to see survival moaning between the usual bitchy lot the snakes. Every Friday after some gets evicted.

[Spoon]

Ah, they wanted to ensure that Harry is nominated for eviction.

[Jay.]

brian wearing gym clothes?

[LukeB]

:joker: Brian

[Denver]

If only Helen Wood was joining him :think:

[ruiphillips]

Not him ruining my favourite song

[jackc1806]

This is great tbh

[Amy Jade]

He's dressed up for the occasion too

[MB.]

Brian's dancing giving me Jackie Travers teas

(as do most things)

[Shaun]

to go from 4 million viewers to 1

on a good night

[Drew.]

He looks unwell

[Beetlejuice]

Good to see he's dressed up for it

[Jason.]

shabnam teas.

[Jake.]

:clap1: at them being able to use channel 4 clips though

[Drew.]

And about 60

[Natalie.]

This makes me want a proper UBB :flutter:

[tomrain]

lol this is like the hunger games

[Marsh.]

Chanting Brian. :umm2:

[Ammi]

..Brian looking great..:love:..

[fitz2k2]

brian!!!!

[reece(:]

Brians clothes serving Jayne entering BB7

[ruiphillips]

Dumb + Essex = BB Crowd goes wild

[Beetlejuice]

PMSL Brian

[MB.]

Chanting Brian. :umm2:

When will the other Brian?

[FacelessME]

It shudda been Victor. Now that guy is a true Legendary HM. Not keen on Brian tbh.

[Jay.]

vom

[Jake.]

He looks unwell

Don't get Lucas started

[Beetlejuice]

They've just been sat down with each other backstage

[Jay.]

oh she's not too bad i guess hm

[ruiphillips]

Ew, your not a legend you ugly slag.

[Marsh.]

Helen's face has melted.

[Jason.]

They want to kill you.

[LukeB]

:yuk:

[Jay.]

her lips though..

[Kizzy]

Bet the house heard that brian chanting :/

[Amy Jade]

Queen of BB Helen ♡

dont let me down

[bots]

its better than i thought it was going to be

[jackc1806]

ha promo

[Spoon]

Not a legend, meet Not a legend #2

[Jake.]

i love pete burns

[Jay.]

oh but she hates jack :clap1::clap1:

[ruiphillips]

boo that bitch plz

[MB.]

Ashleigh getting more airtime this series than Cristian :clap1:

[Jason.]

she hates jack.

:clap1:

[lewis111]

Yas at heen hating Jack YAY

[T*]

i just vomited

[Lostie!]

http://viralchronics.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/5927435019_booing_1_answer_2_xlarge.jpeg

[Jay.]

it's almost like they know who else is going in

[reece(:]

Brian didnt lie about the bores

[Shaun]

no wonder the bees are dying out, they've been going for her face

[Jay.]

what is she wearing

[Ammi]

..she really did go into the house first time to change public opinion of her...

[Jay.]

no wonder the bees are dying out, they've been going for her face

omfg :joker::joker:

[LukeB]

the off chants :joker:

[Beetlejuice]

Helen looking agitated.

[Amy Jade]

All the best HM get boos so whatever

[ruiphillips]

yasssss boo that twat

[JTM45]

What is she wearing ??

[MB.]

Let's hope she doesn't get struck by lighting again shall we

[Jason.]

They played that song for Lesley bb6 vt.

[fitz2k2]

Helen you aint no angel!!!!

[Jay.]

is emma like 3ft

[Beetlejuice]

Must be the most unpopular winner of all time.

[FacelessME]

Off, off, off, off, off. For once I agree with the crowed.

[Marsh.]

"I watched some of it"

You know BB is bad when Brian Belo doesn't watch it much.

[LukeB]

not nikki going in by herself

[Jay.]

nikki getting her own entrance :clap1::clap1::clap1:

[Lostie!]

"I'm nice to everyone".

The delusion is strong in this one.

[MB.]

Let's hope she doesn't get struck by lighting again shall we

Or even lightning

[Marsh.]

All the best HM get boos so whatever

She's a female Marc.

[ruiphillips]

Ready for Queen Nikki's standing ovation

[Jay.]

"I'm nice to everyone".

The delusion is strong in this one.

:joker::joker:

[Amy Jade]

Brian is annoying me already

[Beetlejuice]

Nikki gets her own segment.

[Jake.]

All the best HM get boos so whatever

Sam being booed earlier suddenly makes sense :clap1:

[LukeB]

"I'm nice to everyone".

The delusion is strong in this one.

I'm sure Jale would agree

[Marsh.]

Nikki getting her own entrance? :unsure:

[fitz2k2]

emma sooo short

[Jay.]

i would love to be marc though rn tbh

[Amy Jade]

She's a female Marc.

No.

[Spoon]

"I'm nice to everyone".

The delusion is strong in this one.

:joker:, very

[ruiphillips]

Nikki gets her own segment.

Like a true BB Legend would :dance:

[fitz2k2]

where is nikki???

[reece(:]

Legend Nikki left last <3

[Marsh.]

8 years have passed and Brian has actually regressed from a 5 year old to a foetus.

[Marsh.]

No.

Yes.

[MB.]

They played that song for Lesley bb6 vt.

Helen could only dream of having the biggest tits in Huddersfield

[Spoon]

He has no idea who they are

[Jay.]

i'm so happy for helen and the producers wanting to keep her off the streets :clap1:

[Kizzy]

8 years have passed and Brian has actually regressed from a 5 year old to a foetus.

:joker::joker::joker:

[Beetlejuice]

How short does Marc look next to those two :laugh:

[MB.]

(what does the table say?)

[Marsh.]

They actually have to explain this twist to him?

[MB.]

"I think there's room in that bunker for a little one"

Verne Troyer's big comeback?

[Jason.]

Can't wait for Helen.

:flutter:

[Spoon]

They actually have to explain this twist to him?

He's never seen the show. :joker:

[Lostie!]

Ah Nikki, the one who's nastiness in BB7 is completely and utterly overlooked. :idc:

[Marsh.]

(what does the table say?)

I think I saw the word safe so they're probably going to have the housemates faces and have to choose who goes up for eviction or something. Same old.

[Ross.]

Nikki :flutter:

[Beetlejuice]

Helen could only dream of having the biggest tits in Huddersfield

She has the two biggest tits in England. Ash and Steven.

[Jay.]

this ad is legit me

[tomrain]

i dont get why tgey have to be quiet

[Jake.]

(what does the table say?)

'Safe' and 'Danger' I think

[Jason.]

Ah Nikki, the one who's nastiness in BB7 is completely and utterly overlooked. :idc:

You hate Nikki too?

[ruiphillips]

I Really Like You, needs to be Nikki's entrance song plz

[y.winter]

Helen getting the true reception she deserve was amazing. Love you British public!

[Lostie!]

You hate Nikki too?

Hate? No.

But I'm not a fan.

[reece(:]

Ready for legendary Nikki's return

[Spoon]

She has the two biggest tits in England. Ash and Steven.

:clap1:

[Jason.]

She has the two biggest dicks in England. Ash and Steven.

fixed for you.

[Moosething]

Brian is more annoying then I remember

[Jay.]

not davina making an appearance? :clap1:

[FacelessME]

Must be the most unpopular winner of all time.

True. It was either her or Ashleigh. Remember how twisted the little Irish girl got towards the end? Both as bad as each other. Slim pickings with the remainder left. No wonder Helen won.

[MB.]

I think I saw the word safe so they're probably going to have the housemates faces and have to choose who goes up for eviction or something. Same old.

'Safe' and 'Danger' I think

Consider me shocked

(though tbf they've said that they like Jade and dislike Jack so far so that bodes well)

[Jason.]

Davina.

timebomb at its very best.

[jackc1806]

Nikki walking down the corridor was iconic

[reece(:]

She has the two biggest tits in England. Ash and Steven.
They were dire and brought out the worst in Helen

[fitz2k2]

Davinaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Marsh.]

Why's everyone saying Davina? Is she there? :umm2: I'm confused.

[y.winter]

I've forgot of Brian's annoying growling voice. Can barely understand a word.

[ruiphillips]

They were dire and brought out the worst in Helen

Like there is any good in Helen. :joker:

[LukeB]

less of the adverts

[T*]

no wonder the bees are dying out, they've been going for her face

:joker::joker:

[Jason.]

Not that excited for Nikki, TBH.

She's been on five times.
It's just oh her again.

[fitz2k2]

Why's everyone saying Davina? Is she there? :umm2: I'm confused.

she was on ad a min ago

[LukeB]

Nikki :love:

[Jay.]

omg :flutter:

[ruiphillips]

Yas, Nikki slay honey.

[Marsh.]

Because the "who is she?" catchphrase didn't get old about 5 years ago. :umm2:

[Jay.]

i bet cal is cumming in his pants

[bots]

how is nikki going to be quiet

[MB.]

Because the "who is she?" catchphrase didn't get old about 5 years ago. :umm2:

*9 years ago

[Marsh.]

She looks even more like an old woman.

[LukeB]

Because the "who is she?" catchphrase didn't get old about 5 years ago. :umm2:

still iconic

[Shaun]

OK I like her again

[Jake.]

LOL

[Vanessa]

Nikki fancies Cristian! She has very good taste! :amazed::amazed::amazed:

[ruiphillips]

lol remember Princess Nikki on e4

[Jake.]

dragging danny >>

[MB.]

The new housemates liking Jade and coming for Jack and Danny :flutter:

[Jay.]

shocked she didn't name drop brian/helen

[Jason.]

Because the "who is she?" catchphrase didn't get old about 5 years ago. :umm2:

More like 9 years ago.

[Amy Jade]

Oh dear Nikki hating my fave :(

[Ammi]

..:lovedup:..hawww Cal must be loving that she's going in...

[Lostie!]

Because the "who is she?" catchphrase didn't get old about 5 years ago. :umm2:

*9 years ago

.

[Jay.]

i am ****ing loving this tbh

[Moosething]

Nikki is gr8

[jackc1806]

I ran away earlier

[ruiphillips]

Nervous diarrhoea

[reece(:]

Yaaaaas Nikki

[Vanessa]

Nikki looks very nice. :love:

[LukeB]

not nikki walking out to cheryl :love:

[Jason.]

i just realise MB. keeps beating me too my posts.

Might as well shut up.

[Jake.]

glad she's looking healthy weight-wise

[Amy Jade]

Pete :umm2:

[Moosething]

Emma has to say first time round

[MB.]

i just realise MB. keeps beating me too my posts.

Might as well shut up.

[Beetlejuice]

Did they really have to script Nikki's lines

[Jason.]

Jemima teas.

[MB.]

(that move of Nikki's to France really worked, didn't it?)

[ruiphillips]

Nikki shading Caroline like that, Queen.

[Marsh.]

glad she's looking healthy weight-wise

She looks a lot better than she did on BOTS in January.

[Vanessa]

Nikki wants a bit of the King! :dazzler:

[Jay.]

helen stirring already lmao

[Amy Jade]

I thought this was legends where is Jemima Slade?

[Moosething]

Nikki shading Caroline like that, Queen.

You guys call anyone a queen

[Ammi]

i just realise MB. keeps beating me too my posts.

Might as well shut up.

...MB..:fist:..

[tomrain]

nikki looks like when in movies they age a young actress

[ruiphillips]

Ugh, Helen's accent.

[Jay.]

marc why are you lying she looks like trash

[Lostie!]

Why does everyone act like Nikki's some sort of sweet angel? She wasn't much different from Grace and co in terms of being unpleasant to certain people. :shrug:

Rhetorical question tbh, it's glossed over because she's funny too.

[MB.]

...MB..:fist:..

I know right :fist:

[ruiphillips]

Brian and Nikki. My childhood memories.

[Jake.]

She looks a lot better than she did on BOTS in January.

Yeah, hoping she's all sorted now

[MB.]

Why does everyone act like Nikki's some sort of sweet angel? She wasn't much different from Grace and co in terms of being unpleasant to certain people. :shrug:

Because she's the lasting remnant of the Channel 4 era that isn't Brian Belo

[Marsh.]

marc why are you lying she looks like trash

I actually think she looks smoking in that outfit.

Her face, voice and personality just let her down. :hehe: And the fake tits.

[LukeB]

Marc nice side

[ruiphillips]

Why does everyone act like Nikki's some sort of sweet angel? She wasn't much different from Grace and co in terms of being unpleasant to certain people. :shrug:

Grace was a sour, faced bitch. At least Nikki's outbursts were funny.

[reece(:]

Lmao Nikki creeping in

[Jay.]

howling @ 'answer the phone'

[Jason.]

Can we put Ashleigh in there too?

Her and Helen. :lovedup:

[Moosething]

Nikki baggin the bed

[tomrain]

its brian i feel sorry for

[jackc1806]

@jackccjack: I can't drink champagne it gives me acid reflux

[MB.]

welp at the housemates ignoring the screen

[LukeB]

lmao not noticing the screen

[Moosething]

Ignorin the answer the phone screen

[Marsh.]

Why does everyone act like Nikki's some sort of sweet angel? She wasn't much different from Grace and co in terms of being unpleasant to certain people. :shrug:

Rhetorical question tbh, it's glossed over because she's funny too.

But you're going back about 9 years ago. That's old news. :laugh:

There was a few things I was doing in 2006 that is irrelevant now.

[Kizzy]

If brian was as sweaty as he looked when he hugged nikki meltdown imminent :joker:

[Moosething]

I hate that big brother voice

[Jay.]

not this woman ergh

[Spoon]

marc is disgusting

[Jason.]

But you're going back about 9 years ago. That's old news. :laugh:

There was a few things I was doing in 2006 that is irrelevant now.

Doing your year 9 SATS?

[MB.]

Oh yay normal nominati-oh

[Jake.]

sorry but who the **** is this austrailian woman? :umm2: just coz your bb was cancelled

[Lostie!]

Oh yay, no nominations again. ****ing mess. :idc:

[FacelessME]

Hahah! Yes marc! Best twist ever!