Ch5HD 9PM Big Brother Live Fake Eviction Discussion Friday 12th

[arista]

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Yes Marc
keep at it , Simon loves it.

Tonight is Hit & Miss Showers
Good Luck Emma


Who do you want in their Secret Bunker

Sam and Marc

or

Simon and Marc

or

Sam and Simon


90mins to Fake Evict
and put 3 old housemates in the
Secret Bunker


"Live Show on Sunday 9PM"

[fitz2k2]

I am pissed that ****ing spoiler people already mention whos going in tonight.what the point of saying spoiler alert n mentioning the names o the topic.smfh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bots]

there is only 1 "evicted" person going in the bunker i think :think:

[arista]

there is only 1 "evicted" person going in the bunker i think :think:


If thats so


Marc

Sam

or

Simon

[arista]

On in one hour

[JoshBB]

Yes its just one. I think it will be Marc

[arista]

Yes its just one. I think it will be Marc


You Could be right

[lewis111]

Marc has odds at 1/100 to go in, looks like it's gonna be him

[Spoon]

Marc has odds at 1/100 to go in, looks like it's gonna be him

:joker: Could it be any more obvious?

[AProducer'sWetDream]

Most excited I've been since launch tonight! Hopefully the audience don't give the game away by giving Marc massive cheers- this lot seem very savvy and they always suspect a fake eviction twist anyway.

[bots]

are the audience going to shout fake

[arista]

On Ch5 and Ch5HD now

[Beetlejuice]

It's Belo then

[Spoon]

bunker? I thought it was a lair.

[bots]

brians picture :D

[Jay.]

oh it is brian

[lewis111]

so it's brian

[Lostie!]

I'd be more excited for this with a different selection of returnees.

[RichardG]

Brian Belo is in

[T*]

ew its brian

[Vanessa]

:dance::wavey:

[Jay.]

i'm quite excited for this tbh

[MB.]

I wonder if that person that they just showed who looks exactly like Brian Belo is Brian Belo :think:

[Ross.]

So it's definitely Brian then. :laugh:

[fitz2k2]

brian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Denver]

At least they acknowledged CH4 BB

[bots]

im really happy its brian

[MB.]

'Who Is She?' A crowd member paying tribute to Cal?

[Jake.]

Yeah these three are wank bye

[Natalie.]

Hm I wonder what made them choose those housemates :laugh: where's Craig Coates

[Gstar]

bye @ brian and helen

[Jay.]

i'm trying to work out what paul and will want to know rn

[jackc1806]

Brian hmmm ok

[Spoon]

I'd be more excited for this with a different selection of returnees.

Me too. I'd rather see a different evictee too.

Again, Emma says "bunker". When did it change from "secret lair"? :joker:

[Spoon]

Yay, Helen was booed.

[Jay.]

screaming @ the boo's

[Beetlejuice]

Helen as popular as ever

[Vanessa]

Brian, Nikki and Helen. :cheer2:

[MB.]

Get those boos Hellen :clap1:

[Lostie!]

I honestly feel bad for the fake evictee with this lot. :whistle:

[Ross.]

Only here for Nikki tbh

[Jay.]

this all feels so (kind of) planned i just don't get it

[Marsh.]

I'm so glad they kept that a secret. I love surprises. :umm2:

[lewis111]

boos 4 Marc

[lewis111]

boos 4 sam

[Beetlejuice]

None of them cheered. The evictees, that is

[Amy Jade]

Marc and Sam being booed :clap1:

[jackc1806]

The boos lmao

[Withano]

Did Emma just encourage booing Helen! God love her

[lewis111]

boos 4 simon

[Jason.]

Helen getting booed.
Love it. :flutter:

[LukeB]

boos 4 Marc

well he does deserve them :p

[Jay.]

why keep the brian thing a secret though, to just reveal it 5 seconds in idgi

[LukeB]

big brother icon nikki :flutter:

[Jake.]

Don't think I can watch with that tyrant back in :(

Big Brother: Helenbomb for a week

[Marsh.]

why keep the brian thing a secret though, to just reveal it 5 seconds in idgi

It's almost like they're just flying by the seat of their pants. :unsure:

[reece(:]

They bring back a BB8er and it's not Charley? :umm2:

[Ross.]

big brother icon nikki :flutter:

:flutter:

no wonder since this is like her 10 millionth time entering

[Amy Jade]

Sam playing in her own zone :laugh2:

[Jamesy]

Lmao @ Brian being a secret all day then revealed in 2 secs

[MB.]

I actually think this is the happiest Emma's been presenting a show for a while

[Jason.]

Don't think I can watch with that tyrant back in :(

Big Brother: Helenbomb for a week

It's only one housemate.
Give it a go at least.

[Amy Jade]

They bring back a BB8er and it's not Charley? :umm2:

I am disgusted.

[Lostie!]

Jack :umm2:

[FacelessME]

ugh rubbish pickings accept maybe nikki..i guess.

[Jason.]

I actually think this is the happiest Emma's been presenting a show for a while

I wonder how long it will last, when Helen comes out of that eye.

[Ross.]

Jack :bored:

[Amy Jade]

omg was that a fart or like a raspberry?

[Jake.]

Jack's crack being the second arse of the evening

[Jay28jay2]

jack trying to be entertaining by farting... ugh

[Jason.]

Jack :umm2:

He's a disgusting pig.

[LukeB]

jack :omgno:

[Ross.]

Jack's crack being the second arse of the evening

:joker:

[Vanessa]

Jade is cranky. :laugh:

[Jake.]

It's only one housemate.
Give it a go at least.

I'll watch tonight, but if it's centered around her for a week then I very much doubt I'll bother

10 weeks last year was enough

[Amy Jade]

get gone Sam you deserve boos you boring bitch

[Shaun]

except she's literally the nicest housemate left but ok~

[fitz2k2]

sam doing hashtag stuff smdh

[Jason.]

I'll watch tonight, but if it's centered around her for a week then I very much doubt I'll bother

10 weeks last year was enough

Watch till Sunday.
I doubt it will be all about her.

Especially with Nikki being there too.
Not to mention, Marc.

[Kazanne]

Lolling at people who call the crowd morons for booing but only at housemates they like,lol

[Jay.]

jack can die

[Gstar]

Jack has become worse each day, hes such an unlikeable pig

[Jason.]

jack can die

Of what?

[Spoon]

mixing types of sun protection (eg, spray + cream) takes away from the efficacy.

[Jay.]

jade giving me week 1 or 2 teas with that hat :flutter:

[Spoon]

sam doing hashtag stuff smdh

It's obnoxious.

[Jake.]

except she's literally the nicest housemate left but ok~

~

[Marsh.]

"Big Brudder"

Shut the **** up HAG!

[Natalie.]

Sam is looking beautiful

[Jason.]

Jade is beautiful.

[Gstar]

Has Marc had butt or thigh injections

[Jake.]

Watch till Sunday.
I doubt it will be all about her.

Especially with Nikki being there too.
Not to mention, Marc.

Yeah I'll see how it goes :laugh:

[Beetlejuice]

Jade is getting funny again :laugh:

[Kazanne]

Lol @ jade the truth comes out when your pissed and who is the beautiful girl she was talking about ? Lol

[Ammi]

..who was Jade talking about..?..

[Niamh.]

Jade is nuts lol I really like her now :laugh:

[bots]

Has Marc had butt or thigh injections

yes, he had is butt injected in to his face :joker:

[fitz2k2]

who is jade talking to?lmaooooooooooooo

[LukeB]

Jade :love:

[Natalie.]

Jade :love: she's brilliant

[Jason.]

The camera angles are very Channel 4 this year during evictions.
Anybody else notice?

[Vanessa]

Can anyone see Jarrod in the crowd? :dance:

[Niamh.]

Lol @ jade the truth comes out when your pissed and who is the beautiful girl she was talking about her

She has confidence, nothing wrong with that :shrug:

[bots]

Jade is nuts lol I really like her now :laugh:

you should have just said, bitontheslide likes her. must be the one to support:smug:

[Ross.]

legendary housemate and Helen Wood should not be in the same sentence. :laugh:

[LukeB]

Remember on Channel 4 where Davina came on before the titles.. I miss that

[Marsh.]

Lol @ jade the truth comes out when your pissed and who is the beautiful girl she was talking about ? Lol

You saying they're all ugly munters? :laugh:

[Jason.]

Can anyone see Jarrod in the crowd? :dance:

Oh god.
Poor kid. Having to stand in the rain with a bunch of fat booing chavs.

[reece(:]

Jack is so vile.

[Marsh.]

The camera angles are very Channel 4 this year during evictions.
Anybody else notice?

Eh?

[LukeB]

legendary housemate and Helen Wood should not be in the same sentence. :laugh:

I would say "Legendary housemates and helen enter tonight :hehe: "

[Kazanne]

She has confidence, nothing wrong with that :shrug:


never said there was

[Jason.]

Remember on Channel 4 where Davina came on before the titles.. I miss that

I know.
They need to scrap the TONIGHT

And just have her doing an intro line. It used to be so suspenseful, and made evictions more exciting.

[y.winter]

Could've been better lineup, but hey, another opportunity to chant get Helen out.

[Jake.]

legendary housemate and Helen Wood should not be in the same sentence. :laugh:

It's like Ulrika being considered anything of an 'ultimate' housemate :umm2:

[Jay.]

chicken kiev :vom:

[Marsh.]

Remember on Channel 4 where Davina came on before the titles.. I miss that

Remember when Big Brother was good.. I miss that

:hee:

[Niamh.]

you should have just said, bitontheslide likes her. must be the one to support:smug:

and that too :love:

[Jake.]

Remember on Channel 4 where Davina came on before the titles.. I miss that

Ah, the good old days

[Jay.]

Remember when Big Brother was good.. I miss that

:hee:

it's literally all on youtube

[Jay.]

i'm paying more attention to the ads than the highlights

[Jason.]

Eh?

Showing the sky more.
More far shots.
Showing the top of the stairs.

[tomrain]

glad brian bello is in

[LukeB]

I know.
They need to scrap the TONIGHT

And just have her doing an intro line. It used to be so suspenseful, and made evictions more exciting.

I miss Davina's iconic words before the titles "some have eviction written all over them grace is coming out"

[Jamie89]

I wonder who's getting paid the most out of those 3

[Jake.]

The work Helen's had done :umm2:

[Jason.]

I wonder who's getting paid the most out of those 3

Nikki.
obv.

[Shaun]

The work Helen's had done :umm2:

the fact she's still alive :umm2:

[Natalie.]

Are they going in through the back tonightor are they already in

[Jay.]

probably the first time we've seen anyone use that part of the pool?

[Jake.]

I miss Davina's iconic words before the titles "some have eviction written all over them grace is coming out"

One of the most memorable evictions to this day :worship:

If a housemate was booed back then, their blood was gunned for

[Jamie89]

Say what you want about Marc but he does have a fantastic bum

[Amy Jade]

Poor Jade :(

[Shaun]

warning for marc coming up? :ninja2:

[Jason.]

the fact she's still alive :umm2:

Says more about you than her, TBH.

[Beetlejuice]

Poor Jade.

[tomrain]

tits nearly came out!!!

[Jay.]

the fact she's still alive :umm2:

this

[Jake.]

the fact she's still alive :umm2:

The fact that there isn't a bomb at the ready in this 'bunker' :umm2:

[Marsh.]

it's literally all on youtube

I don't know what you're getting at. :hee:

[fitz2k2]

jade tits mmmmm

[Marsh.]

The fact that there isn't a bomb at the ready in this 'bunker' :umm2:

Yeah, where's a terrorist when you need one?

[Jason.]

These death related comments towards Helen makes you just as nasty as she is.

[Ammi]

..I think that Marc's only interest in Jade now is that she admitted that she liked him when she was younger...anyone who thinks he's gorgeous is ok with him...

[LukeB]

One of the most memorable evictions to this day :worship:

If a housemate was booed back then, their blood was gunned for

Agreed, I've just finished that episode actually :laugh:
That crowd back then was epic

[Jay.]

These death related comments towards Helen makes you just as nasty as she is.

oh yes because we're all being serious

[fitz2k2]

nick pulling a jack

[Marsh.]

I miss Davina's iconic words before the titles "some have eviction written all over them grace is coming out"

BB6 posted the clip from that eviction and my memory tells me it was "thrust upon them" not written all over them. :nono:

[Shaun]

These death related comments towards Helen makes you just as nasty as she is.

alwaysintherightalwaysintherightalwaysintherightal waysintherightalwaysintherightalwaysintherightalwa ysintherightalwaysintherightalwaysintherightalways intherightalwaysintherightalwaysintherightalwaysin therightalwaysintherightalwaysintherightalwaysinth erightalwaysintherightalwaysintherightalwaysinther ightalwaysintheright

[Jay.]

this whole nick and harry thing ergh

[Jake.]

oh yes because we're all being serious

obvs

[Marsh.]

These death related comments towards Helen makes you just as nasty as she is.

Who did she threaten with death? :think:

[Jason.]

oh yes because we're all being serious

Hmm, still not funny.

[MB.]

(this is actually a really good series idc)

[Marsh.]

Anyway, Helen's already a bomb victim have you not seen her face recently?

[Ross.]

oh yes because we're all being serious

oh hold on while I switch the bombs in the timebomb bunker off

[Jason.]

Who did she threaten with death? :think:

Marsh, I'm dying (no pun intended) because beneath your name it says
Serial Killer.

:joker:

[Jay.]

the emphasis on the showmance stuff is really not entertaining imo

[Ross.]

Anyway, Helen's already a bomb victim have you not seen her face recently?

:joker:

[reece(:]

(this is actually a really good series idc)
It will be better when Helen and Nikki arrive to scalp

[Jay.]

oh hold on while I switch the bombs in the timebomb bunker off

...no keep them on

[Jake.]

oh hold on while I switch the bombs in the timebomb bunker off

PREVIOUSLY

[Jason.]

(this is actually a really good series idc)

Are you enjoying it more than BB13?

I personally think this year is dire.

[Vanessa]

Jade doesn't fancy Cristian, right? :think:

[Amy Jade]

Marc swapping between Jade and Sam...is he a slut?

[Jay.]

Anyway, Helen's already a bomb victim have you not seen her face recently?

:joker::joker:

[bots]

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool jack

[Amy Jade]

It will be better when Helen and Nikki arrive to scalp

They both apparently love Marc :(

[Jay.]

omfg why has this turned into love island

[Marsh.]

Marsh, I'm dying (no pun intended) because beneath your name it says
Serial Killer.

:joker:

:smug:

[fitz2k2]

damnn harry ass mmm.jade wants affection but she aint getting none lol

[Vanessa]

Showmance. :sleep:

[Jason.]

The fact Helen is the main topic of convo, and she hasn't even entered the house yet, shows how awesome she is!

When will Matthew?

[Marsh.]

Ah, so THIS is why I haven't watched for a week. I remember now.

[MB.]

Are you enjoying it more than BB13?

Well no clearly not but... I really don't think it ranks with the likes of BB15 and BB12 that people have been grouping it with? Sure, the eviction order and the producers in general could be better, but I think the housemates are carrying it very well.

[Jason.]

omfg why has this turned into love island

Love Island > Nick a housemate.

[Jamie89]

My god Danny is dull

[tomrain]

jack really wanted a massage

[Shaun]

"that literally is heaven"

4th timewarp hm confirmed?

http://www.voice-online.co.uk/sites/default/files/imagecache/455/HEAVAN%201.jpg

[Vanessa]

Marc cringing at the showmance. :laugh:

[Ammi]

They both apparently love Marc :(

..I thought Helen would because he's a laddddddddddddd but not so much Nikki though...

[Jay.]

i think it's quite obvious marc will be picked tbh

[MB.]

"that literally is heaven"

4th timewarp hm confirmed?

http://www.voice-online.co.uk/sites/default/files/imagecache/455/HEAVAN%201.jpg

"Simon double wedding" spoiling this series' next big twist?

[Amy Jade]

Marc pressed because Harry doesn't fancy him she likes Nick and he's stuck with dowdy bore Sam?

[Kazanne]

oh my lord Marc scrubs up well

[Jason.]

Why is Marc getting cheered, whilst Sam booed?

[Beetlejuice]

Slight hint of a cheer for Marc

[Jake.]

The fact Helen is the main topic of convo, and she hasn't even entered the house yet, shows how awesome she is!

When will Matthew?

http://i.imgur.com/7yCyNpG.png

[fitz2k2]

I would laugh if audience yells fake eviction

[Shaun]

"Simon double wedding" spoiling this series' next big twist?

Mario coming back to propose again, now that he's split with Lisa? :flutter:

[Vanessa]

oh my lord Marc scrubs up well

He looks very nice tonight.

[Marsh.]

Showing the sky more.
More far shots.
Showing the top of the stairs.

They've been doing that for a couple of years now I think.

I know ever since Emma took over they started to try and be a bit inventive by having Emma standing at various different place for each link as opposed to wooden Brian frozen to the spot. :laugh:

But I miss all the open space with the darkening sky behind Davina.

The set makes me feel claustrophobic when I watch. :laugh:

[Gstar]

This isn't the best series but I prefer it to last years

[Beetlejuice]

oh my lord Marc scrubs up well

The Bruce Forsyth head on a boulder comment was the most accurate description

[Amy Jade]

..I thought Helen would because he's a laddddddddddddd but not so much Nikki though...

Nikki had an interview with DS singing his praises sadly. I hope Brian hates him?

[Jason.]

http://i.imgur.com/7yCyNpG.png

I don't know what that means.

[Kazanne]

Marc cringing at the showmance. :laugh:

Faux showmance Ness :hehe:

[Jay.]

http://i.imgur.com/7yCyNpG.png

omfg

[Marsh.]

Marc cringing at the showmance. :laugh:

I thought he WAS the showmance? :think:

[Lostie!]

The fact Helen is the main topic of convo, and she hasn't even entered the house yet, shows how awesome she is!

When will Matthew?

If most of the discussion about her was positive, perhaps.

[MB.]

I know ever since Emma took over they started to try and be a bit inventive by having Emma standing at various different place for each link as opposed to wooden Brian frozen to the spot. :laugh:

What do you mean, you don't remember "I'm in my tower!"?

[Jason.]

They've been doing that for a couple of years now I think.

I know ever since Emma took over they started to try and be a bit inventive by having Emma standing at various different place for each link as opposed to wooden Brian frozen to the spot. :laugh:

But I miss all the open space with the darkening sky behind Davina.

The set makes me feel claustrophobic when I watch. :laugh:

I get you.
It's the stands that make you feel like that.

They pretty much enclose the space, and gives it an arena feel.

[Marsh.]

I would laugh if audience yells fake eviction

Oh please let this happen.

[chuff me dizzy]

God I thought the "Im beautiful " Jade had gone ......how wrong I was :bored:

[Ross.]

http://i.imgur.com/7yCyNpG.png

:joker:

[tomrain]

there are not hot girls left now in the house

[reece(:]

Are you enjoying it more than BB13?

I personally think this year is dire.
It was decent until 4 in 4 out

[Jake.]

What do you mean, you don't remember "I'm in my tower!"?

:joker:

[Amy Jade]

Why is Marc getting cheered, whilst Sam booed?middle aged female mob outside the house?

[Marsh.]

What do you mean, you don't remember "I'm in my tower!"?

No. :laugh: Thank god.

The only thing I still have burned into my memory is "Runwaaaaay!!!"

[Jake.]

It was decent until 4 in 4 out

Pretty much

It's still watchable, but the spark has gone

[y.winter]

Harry and jack's ass close up in one episode. :yuk:

[Jason.]

It was decent until 4 in 4 out

Same.
It was shaping up to be my fave.

Now I'd rank it in the same league as BB15.
That's how butchered that twist was.

[Ammi]

Nikki had an interview with DS singing his praises sadly. I hope Brian hates him?

...hmmm, I don't think he will, I think he'll like him as well, Brian pretty much likes everyone...

[fitz2k2]

there are not hot girls left now in the house

all the women in the house are basically sluts so ur right except for chloe.but yeah no hot women left.bring back sarah!!!!!!!!!

[reece(:]

Why is Marc getting cheered, whilst Sam booed?
She is a female and a "temptress" probs.

[y.winter]

Same.


It was shaping up to be my fave.





Now I'd rank it in the same league as BB15.


That's how butchered that twist was.



Totally. 4in4out killed it.

[Lostie!]

Person of Interest :clap1:

[Vanessa]

Let's hope the crowd doesn't mess this up. :omgno:

[Jake.]

Same.
It was shaping up to be my fave.

Now I'd rank it in the same league as BB15.
That's how butchered that twist was.

It hasn't hit that level for me yet but they certainly ****ed things up for the sake of 200k extra viewers

[MB.]

It was decent until 4 in 4 out

Pretty much

It's still watchable, but the spark has gone

Same.
It was shaping up to be my fave.

Now I'd rank it in the same league as BB15.
That's how butchered that twist was.

I think 4 in 4 out (other than being a properly horrible twist) has actually improved the series, so that's probably why I disagree :laugh:

[Jason.]

...hmmm, I don't think he will, I think he'll like him as well, Brian pretty much likes everyone...

Isn't Marc smart.
I remember Brian hating Gerry cause he always spoke about Politics and History.

If all Marc ever goes on about is Calcium Carbonate, then I can't see them really getting along.

[bots]

all the women in the house are basically sluts so ur right except for chloe.but yeah no hot women left.bring back sarah!!!!!!!!!

no chloe is a nice girl, she just poos in shoes

[tomrain]

all the women in the house are basically sluts so ur right except for chloe.but yeah no hot women left.bring back sarah!!!!!!!!!

yes sarah looked so hot yesterday on bbbots

[MB.]

Yeah, "drag"'s the word I'd use for Helen too, Emma.

[Shaun]

cannily putting Helen's name in the middle so the whole idea doesn't end with boos :think:

[Marsh.]

I would love it if they were literally dragged into the house and tossed down the stairs.

[Amy Jade]

...hmmm, I don't think he will, I think he'll like him as well, Brian pretty much likes everyone...

I bet the producers picked ex hm who liked him on purpose so nobody challenged him and hence he gets a good edit

[Marsh.]

Brian Belo and Helen recreating the Brian vs Charley clown argument?

[Ross.]

It hasn't hit that level for me yet but they certainly ****ed things up for the sake of 200k extra viewers

:clap1:

[Vanessa]

Cristian looks delicious tonight. :lovedup:

[Natalie.]

please do the box task this week

[Ammi]

Isn't Marc smart.
I remember Brian hating Gerry cause he always spoke about Politics and History.

If all Marc ever goes on about is Calcium Carbonate, then I can't see them really getting along.

...I haven't heard many calcium carbonate conversations with Marc..:laugh:..

[Jason.]

It hasn't hit that level for me yet but they certainly ****ed things up for the sake of 200k extra viewers

yh.

[LukeB]

Brian Belo and Helen recreating the Brian vs Charley clown argument?

:joker:

[fitz2k2]

Brian Belo and Helen recreating the Brian vs Charley clown argument?

classic!!! I remember what happen brian cried like a school girl lol

[Jason.]

Emma's in her tower!

[Ammi]

please do the box task this week

..:flutter:...

[MB.]

Cristian looks delicious tonight. :lovedup:

He would do when he's had less airtime than Jack's crack, yes

[Shaun]

please do the box task this week

only if they stay 100% faithful to the original and have someone put a toilet brush in Joel's

[Marsh.]

Ok, THAT'S IT!

Channel 5 ruin Big Brother and now they're spoiling Person of Interest for me with trailers. :inamood:

[Legend killer]

Cristians rejection of Jade just lol

[Livia]

Harry always looks to me like she needs a good wash.

[Marsh.]

Is it me or does Harry only have one monotonous tone to her voice?

Amelia Lily teas

[Vanessa]

Cristians rejection of Jade just lol

:laugh: The more he pulls away the more she tries.

[Amy Jade]

Harry dropping some truthes :clap1:

[tomrain]

simon is goig to think his fake nice guy thing is working with the public when he does not get evicted

[Jay.]

they keep telling nick this and he agrees but he still does it what's the point

like it's a daily thing now

[Marsh.]

only if they stay 100% faithful to the original and have someone put a toilet brush in Joel's

They can do one better. Chloe will sh*t in it.

[Jason.]

How bad is it when Jack raises his anus to drop wind?