Ch5HD : 9PM Celebrity Big Brother Discussion: Divide & Rule Friday 28th Aug

[Crimson Dynamo]

Evict the Nazi

And Tila

[Amy Jade]

Austin was going to go for Farrah then but Jenna clocked him and he retreated haha coward

[hijaxers]

Emma's legs are the best

Who you tryin to kid she has fat knees and fat calves and she knows it

[Vanessa]

I love Austin, he's trouble. Tila is great, shame she's gone.

[Crimson Dynamo]

That porn star has a big fat ass

[Natalie.]

BringTilaBack

[Niamh.]

Austin was going to go for Farrah then but Jenna clocked him and he retreated haha coward

yep, really liking her, she's my early favourite

[Crimson Dynamo]

Who you tryin to kid she has fat knees and fat calves and she knows it

Fact

[Johnnyuk123]

The loose woman is gonna show us all up very soon. You heard it here first.:joker:

[Gusto Brunt]

Tiny Tila

[Niamh.]

That porn star has a big fat ass

Jenna? She's probably not doing porn anymore

[lewis111]

I know it's been 1 day but I'm thinking this will be a good series

[Kazanne]

Indeed....a bit thick I think, likè Eamon said:joker:
Pleased to see your signature back Kaz.

Thanks smudge,Have you got a fave yet?

[Amy Jade]

yep, really liking her, she's my early favourite

Mine too!

[Lostie!]

BringTilaBack

http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lucshekOwU1qzwthv.png

[hijaxers]

How tall is Tila?

About 3ft in 5" heels

[Johnnyuk123]

Baldwin brother dyes his hair and beard before entering the house. Epic fail.:joker::joker::joker:

[Amy Jade]

Jenna is amazing

[Ross.]

Really liking Jenna :clap1:

[Natalie.]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lucshekOwU1qzwthv.png

:laugh:

[Pete.]

Farrah is executing the Guide To Be A First Boot by Sallie Axl

[jennyfromtheblock8]

I feel like this house is going to explode with this mix of personality types

[Crimson Dynamo]

Jenna? She's probably not doing porn anymore

It looks like she is mainlining Krispy Kremes

[Pete.]

Chris' first screen time and its just his back

[LukeB]

and here comes Chris who came out of no where.. forgot he was in

[Johnnyuk123]

About 3ft in 5" heels

B n Q are now gonna now sell garden gnomes with a raised hand that look just like her for £2.99. :joker:

[lewis111]

Where is Chloe tho

[Vanessa]

Jaustin. :lovedup:

[Ross.]

Chris' first screen time and its just his back

:joker:

[Lostie!]

Tasha clocking vain James. :clap1:

[MB.]

So Chris' two interactions so far have been giving Tila Tequila his toothbrush and talking to a half-naked Austin in the bath

[Crimson Dynamo]

Not here for this scouse beatch

[Niamh.]

Natasha is coming across as very superior, not liking her attitude at all

[lewis111]

Awww Natasha don't complement Tila it makes it harder to say bye

[Johnnyuk123]

Not here for this scouse beatch

How long before she mentions Kerry?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Emma hair is lovely

[lewis111]

yea well there ya go

[Vanessa]

Natasha is coming across as very superior, not liking her attitude at all

This! She's the only one in there i don't like.

[Niamh.]

ew Stevi and Chloe in the background

[LukeB]

Natasha not wanting to hold a grudge :clap1:

[Ross.]

Yes I love that explanation Emma

[Ant.]

'reasons outside of the house' bullshiitttt

[MB.]

Everyone looks a bit sad. Tilha impact?

[hijaxers]

Emma hair is lovely

reminds of Hitler

[Amy Jade]

Natasha was a bitch when Farrah walked in and slagged her off to Austin but then she says Farrah never gave her a chance?

Get over yourself Natasha you flop

[Gusto Brunt]

Ron Jeremy to replace Tila.

http://www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Ron+Jeremy+AVN+Awards+Mandalay+Bay+Arrivals+Jr4n2r 56i_Rl.jpg

[Lostie!]

So, two CBBs in a row with rather crazy starts. :o

[Xtopher]

Ron Jeremy to replace Tila.

http://www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Ron+Jeremy+AVN+Awards+Mandalay+Bay+Arrivals+Jr4n2r 56i_Rl.jpg

I'm honestly surprised he hasn't done the show yet.

[jennyfromtheblock8]

I hope bb gives them a English takeaway so they can all share in a traditional English curry with nan breads. It would be a breaking of the bread and I think could ease tensions.

[Kazanne]

I love this kid

[Shaun]

so tonight has confirmed Fatman and Jenna as king and queen of the show :clap1: (I'm about five-ten minutes behind)

[LukeB]

Farrah is acted like a bitch tonight but still like her

[Gusto Brunt]

jenna's an old 41

[jennyfromtheblock8]

reminds of Hitler

Emma has better legs

[y.winter]

I get the BB16 Aaron vibes from Austin.



I'm delighted C5 didn't wait to eject the racist horrible bitch from the house.

[Jøsh]

http://i.imgur.com/6CLRwHH.png

[Pete.]

Janice is coming

[billy123]

Here is this years winner.

[Gusto Brunt]

Already sick of Lauren Harries lookalike Chloe constantly preening and kissing Stevi.

[Johnnyuk123]

Tila removed for being too short for the ride? Just like the big one at Blackpool.:joker:

[Daniel.]

Not here for this bore oldie

[Crimson Dynamo]

C5 are morons

If I can find that pic in 1 second why cant they

Utter twats

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Is bobby davro racist?

[Daniel.]

I'm over this season because of Tila's removal, it will remain ****

[Crimson Dynamo]

Is bobby davro racist?

Let's hope so

So bored with nazis

[T*]

he's probs gonna win

[Oaker]

Not a reverse entrance

[Pete.]

Jim Davison, ha revival

[Johnnyuk123]

On the plus side Bobby might and i mean just might get panto work outta this.:hehe:

[Shaun]

if they ever decided to make a British Batman film and had no budget left to get a big name in, he'd be quite a good Joker tbh. Got the right grin.

[Crimson Dynamo]

LEGEND

[Gusto Brunt]

It's Gazza. :p

[Kazanne]

I like Bobby

[Johnnyuk123]

I like Bobby

Hi Kaz. :wavey: :dance::dance::dance:

[Amy Jade]

Queen Janice is here

[Jøsh]

She looks like older Kimberly Wyatt.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Evict ha

[billy123]

Dont forget carp monthly magazine as well!

[Gusto Brunt]

Wow, she's ugly.

[Kazanne]

Hi Kaz. :wavey: :dance::dance::dance:

Hi johnny:cheer2:

[LukeB]

should have saved Janice until January

[Ant.]

... Caitlyn Jenner?

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Yes Pete Burns is back on the house

[Ross.]

Goddess :clap1:

[Shaun]

Emma's mum?

[lewis111]

Janice looked like Caitlyn Jenner in the VT

[Amy Jade]

I love her already!

[Crimson Dynamo]

Wow, she's ugly.

:joker:

[Jordan.]

Emma dressed Team Janice

[Gusto Brunt]

... Caitlyn Jenner?

Twins separated at birth.:joker:

[MB.]

Janice remembering to say hello to Prince Charles <3

[Johnnyuk123]

Hi johnny:cheer2:

Hi, good to have you back! You've missed nowt. :joker::joker::joker:

[Daniel.]

Janice is the last hope, she needs to save the series

[BBJordan]

The Queens Always Late

[Daniel.]

Janice is making me scream already

[MB.]

(she is also my sweepstake so)

[Amy Jade]

Janice looked like Caitlyn Jenner in the VT

Caitlyn looked like Janice you mean

[Ant.]

Janice looked like Caitlyn Jenner in the VT

not just me then

[Crimson Dynamo]

Seriously Bobby Davro has not aged

He must be 67

[bots]

i like them having fun ... emma is enjoying herself

[Natalie.]

Loving Janice

[Johnnyuk123]

Janice is the last hope, she needs to save the series

I can watch Janice 24/7 on her own in the house. :cheer2:

[Ross.]

Janice :flutter:

[Kazanne]

Hi, good to have you back! You've missed nowt. :joker::joker::joker:

thanks Johnny,you got a fave yet?

[Gusto Brunt]

Seriously Bobby Davro has not aged

He must be 67

56

[y.winter]

Legend! Legend! Oh oh oh oh. This is my orgasm :joker:

[Ant.]

Seriously Bobby Davro has not aged

He must be 67

56

[nonstop]

Queen Janice >>>>>>

[Pete.]

Queen of personality Janice?

[Oaker]

Live feed with Janice in the house :flutter:

[Niamh.]

haha Janice will be fun

[Xtopher]

Loving this. Janice, my queen <3

[Crimson Dynamo]

Looks amazing

[Pete.]

Love these important HoH comps

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Can any one confirm Emma Watson is not going in the house so I can tell my friend jimmy he is talking ****

[MB.]

How on earth did it take this show sixteen series to get Janice Dickinson

[y.winter]

Topping Bonneh's VT. What a queen!

[Babayaro.]

There's 0 buzz and 0 hype for this twist or whatever they're calling it

[jennyfromtheblock8]

How on earth did it take this show sixteen series to get Janice Dickinson

She was busy doing every other American reality tv show

[Crimson Dynamo]

Iv forgot to have my supper

:omgno:

[Amy Jade]

I hope Janice wins and saves Farrah

[hijaxers]

Wow, she's ugly.

she'd have to get her head cut off to get as ugly as Stevi OMG he is one of the ugliest men i've ever clocked eyes on - what does that blond thing see in him ? she must desire very ugly babies

[Johnnyuk123]

thanks Johnny,you got a fave yet?

Hmmm Janice i like already but i always liked her from get me outta here. The x factor losers might shine later on. But i am holding judgement for now on those two. You?

For anyone into pain my new remix track is here.:joker:

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I hope you like it Kaz. :wavey:

[jennyfromtheblock8]

I wish they had sent in Justin lee Colin's

[lewis111]

plinth

[EspeonBB]

Janice already slaying :love:

[Amy Jade]

Natash booed Janice. ****ing bitch!

[Ross.]

Janice and Sherrie bond please <3

[Crimson Dynamo]

I wish they had sent in Justin lee Colin's

:joker:

[Pete.]

Janice <3

[Johnnyuk123]

Dennis should be on the new corrie set an not in the CBB house. :fist:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Janice already slaying :love:

At best she could offer a hot flush

[Jordan.]

Janice 2 win

[Pete.]

Perched for Janice fumes

[RichardG]

Electric shock suits already lol

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Bobby is uk's robin Williams

[Amy Jade]

corndog

[Vanessa]

Shock suits. :laugh:

[hijaxers]

I wish they had sent in Justin lee Colin's

Thought he was in the pokey for wife stalking

[Pete.]

Ffs this is messy

[Oaker]

This is awful :laugh:

[Ross.]

Mess at the sound effects for the electric shocks

[Ant.]

What does tashing even mean

[Daniel.]

Janice <3

[Pete.]

This is ruined, the USA need not fear

[Amy Jade]

He spelt that wrong didn't he?

[zakman440]

C a n o - wait, wrong task...

[Ant.]

who the **** calls a butt a budonkadonk??

[Braden]

When will people realise that electric shock tasks are totally boring? :(

[EspeonBB]

What the hell is this mess?

[Pete.]

What does tashing even mean
Kissing?

[Crimson Dynamo]

I love shock suits

I am so basic

[Johnnyuk123]

Bobby is uk's robin Williams

No he is not. no no NO! :nono:

[Ross.]

Not here for this cheap budget task

[Vanessa]

These two are funny. :laugh:

[Lostie!]

Loving the delayed shocks.

[Natalie.]

Has anice been in the jungle?

[MB.]

Don't say Bobby Davro's winning this

[Amy Jade]

Bobby is annoying already

[Lostie!]

Has anice been in the jungle?

Yeah, she was runner up in 2007. :)

[Jay28jay2]

smh

[MB.]

Janice puking up all over the place <3

[Ant.]

Don't say Bobby Davro's winning this

2-1 to Bobby

[Pete.]

Ffs Janice is going to lose

[Jordan.]

Can he not win, Janice in charge of the house will be everything (emo)

[Oaker]

THis music um

[Ross.]

This is tacky af

[Vanessa]

Benny Hill music. :joker:

[MB.]

What are you doing Jan

[Pete.]

This show is trash smh

[Ant.]

yakkity sax

[Jay28jay2]

i want to hurt

[Natalie.]

Yeah, she was runner up in 2007. :)

Oh been a while then! They need to do an all stars.

[Jordan.]

He got easier stuff to carry

[zakman440]

Janice :joker:

[Jay28jay2]

Chloe looks like shes crying </3

[Gusto Brunt]

Game is crap.

[MB.]

Outside contact tbh

[Crimson Dynamo]

Davro sleighing

[Ross.]

Members of the **** production team exposed?

[Amy Jade]

Listen to that gobby troll Natasha making demands

[Oaker]

Not here for the UK winning this

[Natalie.]

Run and tickle the refs

[Johnnyuk123]

Bobby is annoying already

I boood him at the panto and not because he was the villan.

[Jay28jay2]

rig

[Braden]

This is some CBBC-like ****.

[Jay28jay2]

throw them in the pool

[Vanessa]

YAY UK won! :cheer2::dance:

[Jay28jay2]

i thought it was 24?

[Jordan.]

Flop

[Gusto Brunt]

Fix

[Pete.]

Trash

[Ross.]

BYE at Janice not being the president of the house </3

[RichardG]

Bobby Davro is running the house? This is tragic :joker:

[Jay28jay2]

go away bobby no one likes you

[lewis111]

Yay Bobby :umm2:

[Crimson Dynamo]

UK
UK
UK
UK

[Amy Jade]

dobby had loads of stuff to wear Janice didnt

[Jordan.]

What was even the point putting them in today that was hardly dramatic

[Vanessa]

:dance2:

[Pete.]

This task was designed so Janice had the most airtime what a flop mess

[Lostie!]

Stevi: Have you been watching us?

It's literally the second episode.

[lewis111]

Bobby will pick which American to go up and will Pick Jenna and Farrah

[bots]

its designed to be fun ... im all for it

[jackc1806]

Was that it welp?

Why is Bobby being allowed to watch the launch?

[Daniel.]

Tragic @ UK winning

[Amy Jade]

well I'm glad Janice is there but that was a flop and I hope Natasha gets evicted VERY soon

[Johnnyuk123]

Bobby Davro is running the house? This is tragic :joker:

He did it with Swap Shop and that show got dropped asap. :joker:

[Oaker]

I hope they cancel the eviction on Tuesday now

[Gusto Brunt]

I boood him at the panto and not because he was the villan.

:joker:

[Daniel.]

Tragic @ UK winning ,

[Crimson Dynamo]

THe gays hate Bobby

:fan:

[Vanessa]

well I'm glad Janice is there but that was a flop and I hope Natasha gets evicted VERY soon

:clap1:

[Black Dagger]

I already want to give up with this series. Janice will be the only thing keeping me going.

[Ross.]

Mess at this

Why did we suffer this instead of Janice getting her rightful cheers?

[JTM45]

They did actually say that any items of clothing had to be worn and Janice didn't 'wear' a single thing! She just thought she was being smart by picking everything up in a big pile yet they still counted her items.

Stupid, farcicle ****e!!!

[LukeB]

looks like Farrah is most likely to go then

[MB.]

Well at least there's a spare bed for Janice now

[Johnnyuk123]

Janice has eaten live bugs so she will cope well amongst this lot.

[Gusto Brunt]

Tila is a big miss.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Bobby dominating

Bwahahaha

[lewis111]

Yea I think we were all a bit optimistic, I'm kinda bored already, really can't be bothered watching live from the house

[Crimson Dynamo]

Well at least there's a spare bed for Janice now

She is not allowed on the beds

:nono:

[JTM45]

I agree about Natasha!!!
Who the **** is she anyway..................a member of an awful slap trio who's desperately trying to cling on to the tiny bit of 'fame' she once (for a brief time) had.

I'm not overly keen on the very small amount i know about Farah but Natasha didn't even give her a chance before she started slating her and bitching about her to anyone who'd listen (and a few who really didn't want to!).
At least Jenna clocked her and marked her card. I think Jenna would rip Natasha to shreds in any head to head conflict.

Get Natasha OUT!!!!!

[keith133]

I hope they cancel the eviction on Tuesday now

i think they will they did last time when jeremy jackson was kicked out