Ch5HD : 9PM Celebrity Big Brother Discussion: Divide & Rule Friday 28th Aug

[arista]

Bobby Davro & Janice Dickerson night
90mins show

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Last Night: the Jail.

[Vanessa]

James. :lovedup:

[arista]

James. :lovedup:


Yes he stays Fit.

[Will.]

is there a crowd?

[Crimson Dynamo]

:joker:

vanessa


Hang on I thought men give you a headache?


:suspect:

[arista]

is there a crowd?

It maybe the Side Studio with Emma
with the selected crowd etc

[Pete.]

So excited for Janice's Launch Night

[Oaker]

She better win all the US housemates immunity

[Pete.]

She better win all the US housemates immunity
HoH Janice <3

[Crimson Dynamo]

So excited for Janice's Launch Night

why
?
she is a boring old dog with zero to say

[Vanessa]

Since my favourite is James, i hope Bobby wins. :smug:

[Pete.]

why
?
she is a boring old dog with zero to say
You've only seen 10 seconds of VT of her?

[Crimson Dynamo]

You've only seen 10 seconds of VT of her?

i have seen her in countless shows over many years but the main one was Im a celebrity - she was a boring old dog on that

[Vanessa]

http://static.tellymix.co.uk/files/2015/08/CBB_AustinAndJames-800x450.jpg

[Pete.]

i have seen her in countless shows over many years but the main one was Im a celebrity - she was a boring old dog on that
Why the need for dog :umm2:

[windyourneckin]

here for austin cheating on his husband with james tbh :hehe:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Why the need for dog :umm2:

because she looks like a wizened old dog


have you seen her boat?


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[Vanessa]

here for austin cheating on his husband with james tbh :hehe:

Get them in the hot tub and bring on the booze! :dance:

[zakman440]

No crowd tonight - instead it'll be the BOTS audience in the eye (well, I'm assuming its the BOTS audience, as Applause Store haven't put out any requests for tonight).

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[arista]

On Ch5 and Ch5HD in 10mins

[Ashley.]

Perched for Bob & Jan <3

[y.winter]

Queen Janice FTW :cheer2::dance::elephant:

But I hope she lose so we can get rid of the horrible Hitlerjugend alumni.

[Ashley.]

What on earth is this advert?

[Gusto Brunt]

http://static.tellymix.co.uk/files/2015/08/CBB_AustinAndJames-800x450.jpg

A love that dare not say its name.:joker:

[Ashley.]

http://static.tellymix.co.uk/files/2015/08/CBB_AustinAndJames-800x450.jpg

I just can't dig Jaustin

[Vanessa]

A love that dare not say its name.:joker:

Don't they look cute together? :tongue:

[zakman440]

Ready for Janice.

[Gusto Brunt]

Don't they look cute together? :tongue:

The perfect couple. ;)

[MB.]

Isn't that wedding show just Don't Tell the Bride

[Pete.]

Janice's reign starts

[Oaker]

Oh no what are these warnings

[Ashley.]

Oh for **** sake Marcus can you just leave me alone!!11!!

[Pete.]

Isn't that wedding show just Don't Tell the Bride
Mte

[lewis111]

Highly sexual already

[LukeB]

piss off Marcus

[arista]

On now

[Lostie!]

"As the battle of the nation kicks off" is gonna be worse than "As tiiiime ticks byyy", isn't it? :facepalm:

[MB.]

Not the first time someone's entered Jenna's ring etc etc

[lewis111]

Janice's Kick > Channel 5

[Jay28jay2]

Not the first time someone's entered Jenna's ring etc etc

:joker:

[Gusto Brunt]

Janice D looks about 85.

[Pete.]

"As the battle of the nation kicks off" is gonna be worse than "As tiiiime ticks byyy", isn't it? :facepalm:
I prefer it :laugh:

[Lostie!]

Love the studio. :love:

Ugh, it's SO MUCH BETTER with just the indoor audience.

[Ashley.]

ayy no crowd :d

[Gusto Brunt]

Emma has footballer legs

[Pete.]

That muted response to Janice tho

[Oaker]

Mess they are using the eye for graphics again

[Crimson Dynamo]

Legs are back

:omgno:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Daniel to win. Get Sherri out! Natasha's got a nice back off!

[Amy Jade]

Narasha is a proper irritating scouse sterotype

[jackc1806]

Mess they are using the eye for graphics again

Probs because the flags are on it

[Gusto Brunt]

Emma's red skirt is terrible. She has no clue about clothes

[jackc1806]

Glad they're getting all this **** over with

[Lostie!]

Austin's voice is bizarre. He sounds like he's on helium. :laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

I have never seen that porn star

I'm deprived

[Ant.]

'adult film' is a polite way of saying what Jenna does

Narasha is a proper irritating scouse sterotype

I'm proud she's representing us

[MB.]

Is Austin trying to do a British accent going to be a regular thing because dear god

[Pete.]

Not Austin stirring it all

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I have never seen that porn star

I'm deprived

Google.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Notes down

Back door teen mom

For later

[Amy Jade]

Natasha gutted she never thought of doing a porno instead of rining the paps to 'accidentally catch her first kiss with Richie Nevill'

Farrah is the more mature one

[Xtopher]

Crying

[Daniel.]

MESS at all this bitching already

[Lostie!]

"It's like a garage". :laugh:

[Amy Jade]

Austin and Natasha judgemental twats then

[lewis111]

I think Austin will be a more bearable Perez which is fine should be intesting

[Ashley.]

Lmao I love Austin

[Jordan.]

Can they skip showing this flop task again

[jackc1806]

I love the new continuity stings

[Ant.]

Austin hating the Americans? But they're superior?

[Pete.]

This is less messy

[LukeB]

Natasha gutted she never thought of doing a porno instead of rining the paps to 'accidentally catch her first kiss with Richie Nevill'

Farrah is the more mature one

Why would she be gutted she never done porn when people judge pornstars badly the most.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Lmao I love Austin

:clap1:

[Ashley.]

wtf at them editing out Sherrie's mishap

[LukeB]

Not them skipping Sherrie forgetting the ball

[Xtopher]

Ew at them cutting out Sherrie's ball mishap.

[Amy Jade]

Why would she be gutted she never done porn when people judge pornstars badly the most.

Because the scruffy mess will do anything for attention to reprive her dead career.

[Ant.]

I wonder if Emma will explain Tila's removal

I mean, there will be another task won't there?

[Daniel.]

Austin and James are my dads

[Amy Jade]

Natasha mad because Farrah did her make up? hahaha pathetic

[LukeB]

Because the scruffy mess will do anything for attention to reprive her dead career.

lol

[lewis111]

she was a sore loser

[LukeB]

I wonder if Emma will explain Tila's removal

I mean, there will be another task won't there?

what?

[Vanessa]

The black man is always going to jail. :joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Scoop racism storm?

[Ashley.]

yeah wtf Lilbro? :laugh:

[Daniel.]

Farrah makes me scream

[Amy Jade]

lob that bottle Farrah, hit Natasha please!

[Natalie.]

Lmao when they said Dickinson, I thought David..

[Ant.]

what?

Wrong thread, but Tila's been ejected, and we're going to go live to the house, so surely her ejection will have to be explained

[Amy Jade]

Janice needs to come show naTrasha who is boss

[Ashley.]

Wrong thread, but Tila's been ejected, and we're going to go live to the house, so surely her ejection will have to be explained

No she hasn't? Wtf?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Someone needs to push Farrah down an escalator

[y.winter]

Lol at Farrah putting a lipstick after losing

[smudgie]

Hoping Farrah calls Natasha 4x4 ...then watch the fireworks:laugh::laugh:

[Ant.]

No she hasn't? Wtf?

http://www.tmz.com/2015/08/28/tila-tequilla-booted-from-big-brother-uk-over-hitler-rant/

Apparently she has

[Ashley.]

http://www.tmz.com/2015/08/28/tila-tequilla-booted-from-big-brother-uk-over-hitler-rant/

Apparently she has

I won't believe it unless I see it :o

[Ant.]

I won't believe it unless I see it :o

I'm hoping it's not true, but it's all over Twitter

[Pete.]

Drama incoming <3

[Crimson Dynamo]

Not L Ts thread having max impact?

[Lostie!]

I find it funny that Austin hates Perez Hilton so much because he essentially is him.

[bots]

i can't believe the producers didnt research tila before she joined the show, so there wont have been any surprises

[lewis111]

Surely they would of mentioned Tila being ejected by now, maybe saving it for BOTS but it's a live show idk???

[Ant.]

Surely they would of mentioned Tila being ejected by now, maybe saving it for BOTS but it's a live show idk???

I don't know if it's too early, when they go live to the house they might explain

[Daniel.]

I find it funny that Austin hates Perez Hilton so much because he essentially is him.

Perez was anti social and irritating to others from the first night.

Austin seems friendly enough and is getting on with them all

[LukeB]

I find it funny that Austin hates Perez Hilton so much because he essentially is him.

I find Austin more likeable :p

[jackc1806]

Have they finally axed the green screen bumper things thank god

[Crimson Dynamo]

Austin FTW

[Amy Jade]

Austin is repulsive, Farrah is beautiful.

[Gusto Brunt]

Austin's funny. :D

[Lostie!]

Perez was anti social and irritating to others from the first night.

Austin seems friendly enough and is getting on with them all

I don't remember Perez being particularly anti-social on night 1. He was the one making it his mission to be everyone's personal welcome party.

I find Austin more likeable :p

I can't find anyone who'd say they'd make "rumbling noises" to an overweight person likeable. D:

[smudgie]

Liking Austin..much to my surprise.

[Amy Jade]

Farrah is the star she doesn't have to try Austin stay irrel

[Babayaro.]

Austin reminds me of Richard Newman

[Lostie!]

Omfg and he needs to stop with the horrible English accent.

[LukeB]

Liking Austin..much to my surprise.

I would probs hate him but I find him alright tbh

[Daniel.]

Austin is so bitchy already nn

[zakman440]

The curved eye in the Diary Room still doesn't look right, but at least it's less noticeable.

[MB.]

I love a good botherance, me

[Amy Jade]

I can't find anyone who'd say they'd make "rumbling noises" to an overweight person likeable. D:
:clap1:

[Ant.]

"nasteh?"

austin don't ruin my love for you

[Ashley.]

"nasteh?"

austin don't ruin my love for you

He was imitating Natasha's accent because he was talking to her earlier about it

[Vanessa]

Jenna flirting with James. :creep:

[Ant.]

He was imitating Natasha's accent because he was talking to her earlier about it

I know
I feel attacked being a scouser myself

[smudgie]

James looking for a freebie:joker:

[lewis111]

I love how they're showing a lot of casual conversations

By casual I mean porn

[Vanessa]

James looking for a freebie:joker:

:hehe:

[Gusto Brunt]

Liking Austin..much to my surprise.

He's a s*** stirrer. :joker:

[Ashley.]

I sort of just want James to **** off really

[Jøsh]

Has the Health Lottery already happened?

If so, what are the numbers?

[smudgie]

He's a s*** stirrer. :joker:

Yeah, perfect housemate:joker:

[Ant.]

I love how they're showing a lot of casual conversations

By casual I mean porn

Katie Price teas

[Xtopher]

Adore Jenna.

[Ashley.]

Has the Health Lottery already happened?

If so, what are the numbers?

90210

[Jøsh]

90210

:hehe:

[Johnnyuk123]

If everyone was healthy we wouldn't need the health lottery! They rely on us falling apart. :joker::joker::joker:

[y.winter]

Austin playing the Visage card.

[Jøsh]

Shut Up Marcus

[Ashley.]

Why do they keep showing Marcus?

[MB.]

Why. Does. Marcus. Say. The. Warning. So. Slowly.

[smudgie]

If everyone was healthy we wouldn't need the health lottery! They rely on us falling apart. :joker::joker::joker:

:wavey: Hi Johnny.
I am not buying a ticket until they dump little miss Smarmy.

[bots]

if tila has been thrown out, her odds of winning are still better than Farrah's :joker:

[Lostie!]

Natasha vs Farrah :clap1:

[LukeB]

Why. Does. Marcus. Say. The. Warning. So. Slowly.

because.he.is.getting.old

[LukeB]

Natasha :love:

[Jøsh]

:wavey: Hi Johnny.
I am not buying a ticket until they dump little miss Smarmy.

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[Natalie.]

Natasha vs Farrah :clap1:

http://i.imgur.com/Pqm1hlf.gif

[Johnnyuk123]

:wavey: Hi Johnny.
I am not buying a ticket until they dump little miss Smarmy.

Hi smudgie!:wavey: Just got in here. WTF is going on? :joker:

[lewis111]

I can't even concentrate on the episode cause Tila

[Amy Jade]

Natasha you're right, nobody likes a bitch so piss off

[Gusto Brunt]

Nat's pants are too short

[MB.]

Not them editing out the six hours Natasha took trying to come up with comebacks

[Pete.]

Sugar muffin!

[smudgie]

Farrah has issues then...she can't communicate with a Brit by the look of it.

[lewis111]

Farrah is really bugging me, Natasha is totally slaying her Farrash is so immature

[LukeB]

Natasha laughing :joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

The nutty professor is on it. lol

[Daniel.]

Natasha was in the right there

[Amy Jade]

Farrah owned that messy hag

[Gusto Brunt]

The nutty professor is on it. lol

:joker::joker:

Not the 1960s version.:joker:

[Lostie!]

http://i.imgur.com/Pqm1hlf.gif

:hee:

I love a good BB gal feud, I hope this carries on. :laugh:

[Amy Jade]

Natasha was in the right there

Nahh she wanted an argument

[bots]

thats pulling out the size of your cock card :laugh:

[Johnnyuk123]

:joker::joker:

Not the 1960s version.:joker:

You have to lift many folds of flab to see his cock card. :joker::joker::joker:

[Natalie.]

:hee:

I love a good BB gal feud, I hope this carries on. :laugh:

Me too :hehe:

[LukeB]

Farrah deffo has 1st evictee written all over her

[jennyfromtheblock8]

I think Farrah is a bit anal

[MB.]

I think Farrah is a bit anal

I thought that was Jenna

[Gusto Brunt]

You have to lift many folds of flab to see his cock card. :joker::joker::joker:

OMGAWD:shocked::shocked::joker:

[Ant.]

I thought that was Jenna

:joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

The whole again girl is trying to do an Adel. It ain't working love. :joker:

[smudgie]

:shrug: So Farrah does not realise that " hope there is no hard feelings" is an apology.
I see fun and games ahead:laugh:

[Gusto Brunt]

How come Lauren Harries has changed her name to Chloe??

[Johnnyuk123]

OMGAWD:shocked::shocked::joker:

And it's an inny apparently. :joker:

[LukeB]

:shrug: So Farrah does not realise that " hope there is no hard feelings" is an apology.
I see fun and games ahead:laugh:

That was big of Natasha tbh :love:

[Gusto Brunt]

And it's an inny apparently. :joker:

You know way too much. :joker:

[bots]

BREAKING NEWS: Channel 5 confirms Tila Tequila has been REMOVED from Celebrity Big Brother - details to follow #cbb #cbbtila

— bbspy (@bbspy) August 28, 2015

[Johnnyuk123]

Whats he doing in there from Emmerdale? His Dad Eric will mis him.

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Snoop really wants to share a bed

[Johnnyuk123]

You know way too much. :joker:

Only one girls boobs are real on this show and that's Emma's. :blush:

[Gusto Brunt]

BREAKING NEWS: Channel 5 confirms Tila Tequila has been REMOVED from Celebrity Big Brother - details to follow #cbb #cbbtila

— bbspy (@bbspy) August 28, 2015

Shame, I thought she'd be a fun housemate.

[lewis111]

ughh bye Tila you were great

[Lostie!]

"Because we're in love". :joker:

[Lostie!]

I love the DR redesign. :hee:

[Natalie.]

"Because we're in love". :joker:

great reason

[LukeB]

Tila </3 shortest ejection in the history of BB?

[Amy Jade]

Jenna clocking Austin already!

[Gusto Brunt]

Chloe Lauren Harries back in CBB.

[jennyfromtheblock8]

I suspect Jenna has had plastic surgery

[Johnnyuk123]

I will be ok with this show as long as the Nutty Professor doesn't dive in the pool.:joker:

[Ant.]

"bomb waiting to go off"

What could have been </3

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Brave of Emma to say she had droopy boobs last night

[Johnnyuk123]

Bobby Davro will soon become Bobby must go.

[Jøsh]

And I won £20 quid!

[MB.]

Tila </3 shortest ejection in the history of BB?

Get that record :clap1:

[Johnnyuk123]

Brave of Emma to say she had droopy boobs last night

At 80yrs of age she will be kicking them around like footballs.

[y.winter]

I like Jenna and Natasha - slaying Farrah and the Nazi ****ty cow.

[Kazanne]

that Farrah one is weird

[Lostie!]

If it's true about Tila, it reminds me of Khloe Kardashian being fired from Celebrity Apprentice when Trump found out she had a DUI in the past.

[Johnnyuk123]

Love Emma. So so beautiful.:cheer2:

My latest remix is here. Only take a listen if your into pain. :joker:

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[hijaxers]

Austin is repulsive, Farrah is beautiful.

Beautiful - I think she's a proper beastess

[Jay28jay2]

omg tila getting ejected. she shouldnt have!

[y.winter]

Yes! Yes! Yes! They removed that revolting piece of ****. Well done c5, it's never too late :clap:

[Gusto Brunt]

omg tila getting ejected. she shouldnt have!

I thought she'd be fun.

[smudgie]

that Farrah one is weird

Indeed....a bit thick I think, likè Eamon said:joker:
Pleased to see your signature back Kaz.

[Johnnyuk123]

omg tila getting ejected. she shouldnt have!

Tila got ejected because????

[bots]

that Farrah one is weird

as are the majority of them :laugh:

[lewis111]

Still not going to mention it...

[bots]

Tila got ejected because????

nazi statements on fb

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Emma's legs are the best

[Johnnyuk123]

nazi statements on fb

She got ejected for mentioning an old tennis player?

[Johnnyuk123]

The nutty professor will go nuts when on basic rations.

[bots]

She got ejected for mentioning an old tennis player?

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=287126

[Pete.]

Marcus hasn't toned down then

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Scoop should just smoke some crack to stay warm

[Pete.]

Scoop <3

[Jøsh]

Tila is back?

[Lostie!]

What the ****, James. :umm2:

[MB.]

Tila is back?

Do I really have to explain to you that this isn't live

[Crimson Dynamo]

Gail irrelevance

[Amy Jade]

Austin I can see it's not much but put that tiny thing away

[Jordan.]

"Would that count as cheating" lol

[drantb]

Tila got ejected because????

The production team apparently don't do any actual research

[Jay28jay2]

Whos gonna replace tila then :L

[Oaker]

I already miss Tila </3

[lewis111]

I actually love Tila, gutted she's gone now

[Johnnyuk123]

Tila is more tila the hun.:joker:

[Xtopher]

I miss Tila already :(

[Natalie.]

Aw Tila, I love her

[Pete.]

RIP Tila

[Gusto Brunt]

Tila's funny

[Daniel.]

I love Tila :( she's so cute and funny

[jennyfromtheblock8]

How tall is Tila?

[Ross.]

Ergh Tila is already the most relevant one there </3

[MB.]

Ok so have we established that Tila was the best housemate ever

[Jøsh]

12:55...am

[zakman440]

Have they finally axed the green screen bumper things thank god

...or not :laugh:.

[Gusto Brunt]

I love Tila :( she's so cute and funny

Yep, sad she's gone.

[Johnnyuk123]

Tila got evicted for liking a guy with only one ball? :shrug:

[Amy Jade]

clock him Jenna!

[MB.]

Jenna looks like Patsy Kensit and Lauren Goodger bred

[Ross.]

Omg I need a gif of Sherrie watching the drama :laugh2:

[Niamh.]

I like Jenna alot actually

[Gusto Brunt]

Tila got evicted for liking a guy with only one ball? :shrug:

And he's been dead for 70 years

[Amy Jade]

get him Jenna!!!!

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Austin is the new Perez for sure

[Jay28jay2]

Tila causing a TiBB meltdown :(

[Johnnyuk123]

And he's been dead for 70 years

:joker::joker::joker:

[Pete.]

Austin is giving me Perez vibes

[Jay28jay2]

Justice for Tila