Will1999's Prison

[Will.]

Welcome to the prison

The Prison is situated in South Georgia

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Staff:

Dorothy (manager of the prison)

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Sharon (security guard)

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Bob - chef

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Inmates

Chandelle
Cassie
Britney
Shirley
Eileen

[Will.]

Location: Yellow Stone National Park (now South Georgia)

The prison is situated in a top secret location, hidden in the deep depths of Yellow Stone national park, fenced off from the rest of the world.

It was first set up for top criminals, but since then this has declined and the prison is home to mostly normal criminals - nothing too extreme.

It has been situated within the national park for over 100 years, and since then it's come a long way.

During the 1950's it was burnt down due to a major fire which broke out, the huge heat wave didn't help.

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A state of emergency was issued following the incident, as many inmates escaped.

The prison went through a tough patch in the second half of the 19th century, money problems were the main concern.

In 2013 it was given a major funding boost, and this has aloud for a huge refurbishment to take place, it finished in Summer of 2015

The prison relocated to South Georgia in Winter 2015.
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[gamepodfan]

cu joey in 3.2.1

[Will.]

I don't think Josy would close the thread, I'm making this as a story, nothing wrong it.

[gamepodfan]

oh well i hope im not in the prison

[Will.]

No it's a story, nothing is real in it.

I want it to be a bit more serious than the supermarket.

[gamepodfan]

i was going to do a teletext joke about the prison oh why not

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[Will.]

Who runs the prison?

The prison is run by Dorothy Williams

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Dorothy has been running the prison for the last 14 years, and she loves it.

Dorothy is a kind, thoughtful and powerful woman. She always listens to the female inmates, she thinks of herself as a people person.

In 2008 she was brutally attacked by one of the inmates, but has since then recovered.

Dorothy loves running the prison and she has a great time, she loves organising events for the inmates.

"There all human, I don't judge them on their past, It's my job to protect them, there my children."

[Will.]

Shall we meet one of the inmates?

Meet Chandelle Price

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Chandelle is 24, she is in the prison after brutally murdering her sister, she found out her sister was having an affair with her husband!

"When I found out, I was fuming, I can't describe the anger inside me. I'm not proud of what I've done but I'm not too bothered either.

Chandelle loves taking part in fierce debates amongst the inmates, she also organises the weekly "Karaoke Night" in the prison:

"Karaoke is life, I challenge anyone to a karaoke war."

Chandelle is loud, kind and fun:

"you only live once, so you better be fun."

Chandelle has recently been in trouble after raiding the cupboards for instant Mac and Cheese.

[Will.]

Shall we meet another?

Meet Cassie Carlos

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Cassie is the oldest inmate in the prison, aged 82.

She was sentenced to life after taking part in a major drugs heist which ended badly:

"I'm old and wise, kind and respectful, basically all the crap you expect from an old lady like myself."

Cassie hosts the weekly Bible Basher club in which a group on inmates come together and talk about religion.

Cassie is also a huge conspiracies theorist, she was abducted by aliens 5 times:

"The aliens love me, they probed me and really dug into me, what's not to like about an old, fat lady like myself?"

Cassie loves Lady GaGa, confessing she has a crush on her:

"GaGa is great, a huge inspiration in modern life. I like to think myself as modern, I have modern views."

Cassie has recently been getting annoyed with the other inmates:

"There pissing me off at the moment, they can all bugger of up my arse darling."

[gamepodfan]

is this big brother for prison

[Will.]

is this big brother for prison

No lol, it's just a fictional prison which I'm writing about.

[Will.]

Are we liking Cassie and Chandelle?

[T*]

I want lewlew to cuff me

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i was going to do a teletext joke about the prison oh why not

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why is the bonus ball the same as one of the regular balls

[T*]

why is the bonus ball the same as one of the regular balls

i am cackling

[Will.]

lol Tom,

New inmate coming up, all I can say is she makes Helen Wood look like Mother Teresa.

[gamepodfan]

its Pauline i bet

[T*]

gamepod fans secret twin?

[gamepodfan]

how do you know

[Will.]

Meet Britney Fox

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Britney, well Britney...

Britney was put into prison after murdering all her family on Christmas, she cut them all up with a chainsaw because she wasn't enjoying herself.

Britney hates life at the prison: "There all a bunch of *****, they can all go and kill themselves, I ****ing hate them, I want to kill them all."

Britney has murdered 2 people in the prison after running them over and cutting them up and making people eat them.

"I ****ing hate life, I want to kill everyone."

Britney loves Big Brother USA and American Horror Story.

Britney wants to move to Mars: "I can **** off from everyone."

Britney attacked Dorothy and tried to burn her alive whilst shouting: "I'm satan, satan is life, **** the world."

Britney has a message for the world:

"Go **** yourself, you all a bunch of *****, you deserve to die in a pit of fire."

[Smithy]

The prison is situated in a top secret location, hidden in the deep depths of Yellow Stone national park, fenced off from the rest of the world.



That's not top secret then you just told us where it is? :suspect:

[Will.]

The prison is situated in a top secret location, hidden in the deep depths of Yellow Stone national park, fenced off from the rest of the world.



That's not top secret then you just told us where it is? :suspect:

Yellow Stone is a big place.

[Will.]

I did warn about Britney

[MB.]

You do realise "Chandelle" is an actual murderer right

[Ashley.]

You do realise "Chandelle" is an actual murderer right

that's why she's in Will1999's prison duh

[Will.]

How are we finding the prison? I'm introducing some more people right now...

[gamepodfan]

put me in you lose your sub on tibb sports channel

[MB.]

How are we finding the prison? I'm introducing some more people right now...

Not very easily considering it's hidden at the bottom of Yellowstone

(that doesn't seem the wisest of places to put a prison considering it could erupt any day soon does it)

[Will.]

Not very easily considering it's hidden at the bottom of Yellowstone

(that doesn't seem the wisest of places to put a prison considering it could erupt any day soon does it)

BREAKING: Prison relocates to the South Georgia

[Will.]

Shall we meet a staff member?

[Will.]

Meet Sharon - security guard

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Sharon is the head security at the prison, she has recently joined after the prison moved to South Georgia.

Sharon is a feisty woman, she once worked at a bouncer outside a club which Bozz Tutie owned.

Sharon dream is too appear on Big Brother USA, where she wants to find a wife and have children.

Sharon has an obsession with Big Foot, and is frequent Big Foot hunter, she's even appeared on Finding Bigfoot.

Sharon has recently been warned about getting close to the female inmates.

"I'm a feisty, miserable and ugly bitch! I don't care! If you mess with me, I'll batter you with a cheese burger."

[Will.]

Do we love/hate Sharon?

[Ashley.]

she's alright

[MB.]

Why is everyone a lesbian idgi

[Will.]

Why is everyone a lesbian idgi

Theres only 2.

Dorothy is Asexual

Cassie is polyamourous

Britney is a lesbian

Sharon is a dyke

Chandelle is straight

[Will.]

Are we ready to meet the chef?

[Ninastar]

-is supposed to be moving to south Georgia in a month-

-rethinks this through-

[Will.]

Meet Bob - The Chef

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Bob is Bob, he is your stereotypical gay guy, He's fun, loud, dramatic and most of all a diva.

Bob is a new recruit for the prison since it moved the Georgia, and the kitchen under took a major revamp to help the inmates eat better.

The kitchen has adopted the phrase: "What happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen."

Bob was recently in the press after it emerged Simon Cowell tried to bribe him to go on the USA X Factor, Bob declined the offer and rang the Daily Star immediately.

Bob dreams of becoming the next big pop star: "I want to be the next Boy George."

Bob likes nothing better than prancing around the prison kitchen in his pants and signing along to "Cheeky Girls"

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Bob is a huge Cheeky Girls fan, having been to over 100 of their concert.

[Will.]

I hope we like Bob, Bob loves you.

[Crimson Dynamo]

here for this lesbian bdsm sexfest

[Will.]

here for this lesbian bdsm sexfest

I've got a lot planned, the first week or so will be introducing the staff and inmates.

What are you thoughts on Bob?

[Will.]

Meet Kirsty - inmate

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Kirsty is the latest inmate to join the prison after she was involved in a huge bank robbery, which went horribly wrong after Kirsty updated her Facebook Status, which helped the police identify the robber (Kirsty).

Kirsty has had a difficult life, she use to live in the shelves of Lidl and in McDonalds toilets.

Kirsty was kicked out of McDonalds after trying to resurrect the soul of Adjoa in the toilets, Adjoa had a message for her: "Pussy."

Since then Kirsty has tried to live out Adjoa's prophecy, visiting as many Gay bars as she can.

Kirsty hobbies include watching RuPaul's Drag Race, she is hoping to have transgender surgery to appear on the show.

Kirsty is not too be messed with: "If you **** with me, I'll come down on you like a black girl to her chicken. I don't take no ****, I'm fiercely independent."

Kirsty inspiration is Peggy from EastEnders: "Peggy Mitchell is life."

Kirsty wanted to be an astronaut when she younger after watching E.T.

"I'm Kirsty, if you don't like me, bugger off."

[Will.]

What are our thought on Kirsty?

[Will.]

Meet Eileen - inmate


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Eileen has been with the prison for a very long time, and people know it, she is a coffin dodger and proud.

It all went horribly wrong for Eileen after she ran over 20 people in the street - she forgot to put her glasses on.

Eileen was sentenced to 80 years in prison, she has another 10 years still to go.

Eileen is a black belt in karate after being inspired by the movie "Kung Fu Panda."

Eileen has an obsessions with Panda's, she has contacted local scientists to turn her into a Panda, but they have refused.

Eileen dated Bob in a very controversy event 10 years ago, but since then found out he was gay after he openly admitted he uses the forum "TIBB".

Eileen tried to push Bob out the window but failed, she then threw the radio out of the window which was playing "Cheeky Girls."

Eileen is a fun, old and crazy woman, she loves nothing better than sitting down and watching an episode of Bozz Tuite on YT.

[Will.]

Who is our favourite?

[Daniel-X]

Kirsty serving Norah twenty years ago?

OMG this can be the prequel to the supermarkets and they all had different names and were placed in the supermarket under witness protection after witnessing the harrowing murder of Pauline from BB15.

[Will.]

Kirsty serving Norah twenty years ago?

OMG this can be the prequel to the supermarkets and they all had different names and were placed in the supermarket under witness protection after witnessing the harrowing murder of Pauline from BB15.

OMG YES! This sounds great.

Eileen can be Doreen
Kirsty can be Norah
Britney can be Nevett

[Will.]

Meet Carol - From the famous TV show

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The famous Carol has joined Will's Prison after she murdered Michelle in her MTV Crib video, Carol was fuming after the street worker ruined her video.

Carol battered Michelle with her Jeremy Kyle Shrine and her cat which she had exclusively shipped from a catalogue.

Carol is one scary fat bitch, she is tough and feisty - "Check, it out, check it out."

Carol has an obsession with Jeremy Kyle, she has appeared in the audience of every episode.

Carol use to be the wife of Kirsty, but sadly Carol tried to push her out the window in an insurance scandal.

Carol loves Nadia from CBB, "Nadia is life, I have my own inflatable Nadia."

Carol once attached a McDonalds worker after they forgot to make her Big Mac Plain.

[Will.]

Carol's MTV video

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