Things you wish you hadn't said when you were drunk

[Ashley.]

I once said "if only I was 50 years older" to a guy who was 32. :facepalm:

[kirklancaster]

I once said "if only I was 50 years older" to a guy who was 32. :facepalm:

:laugh: Did he have a large Paper Round as a kid?

[Ashley.]

:laugh: Did he have a large Paper Round as a kid?

Nope, I think it was just the first number that came into my head :laugh: Worst thing is, I was 20 at the time so only 12 years younger than him. :laugh:

[kirklancaster]

Nope, I think it was just the first number that came into my head :laugh: Worst thing is, I was 20 at the time so only 12 years younger than him. :laugh:

I take it you two did not make one? :laugh:

[Ashley.]

I take it you two did not make one? :laugh:

He didn't talk to me for the rest of the night. :hee:

[Crimson Dynamo]

I do recall one girl who started with me once, well spoken girl from Crieff down in London for the first time and her first big job. We took her out to the pub after 6 and by 8 she had called the MD of Capital radio a cnt :omgno:

and not in a very nice way, if that is possible

And there was me defending the reputation of Scots as not all aggressive drunks for 3 years ruined

boy did she come in sheepish the next day

(he was one btw but he knew that)

[kirklancaster]

I do recall one girl who started with me once, well spoken girl from Crieff down in London for the first time and her first big job. We took her out to the pub after 6 and by 8 she had called the MD of Capital radio a cnt :omgno:

and not in a very nice way, if that is possible

And there was me defending the reputation of Scots as not all aggressive drunks for 3 years ruined

boy did she come in sheepish the next day

(he was one btw but he knew that)

:laugh: I feel sorry for her poor lass.

[Crimson Dynamo]

:laugh: I feel sorry for her poor lass.

it was all to much for her and when she started on the Stella (pints) I had a bad feeling

she ended up spewing in a tube and passing out

[Livia]

I've never been so drunk I didn't know what I was doing or saying.

[kirklancaster]

it was all to much for her and when she started on the Stella (pints) I had a bad feeling

she ended up spewing in a tube and passing out

:laugh:

I actually thought that your answer to: "Things you wish you hadn't said when you were drunk" would have been; "Agreeing to marry the missus." :laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

:laugh:

I actually thought that your answer to: "Things you wish you hadn't said when you were drunk" would have been; "Agreeing to marry the missus." :laugh:

that was E's fault and not booze

[Crimson Dynamo]

I've never been so drunk I didn't know what I was doing or saying.

you have never had blackouts?

i struggle to recall 1999

[Livia]

you have never had blackouts?

i struggle to recall 1999

No, never. I'm a good girl, I am.

[smudgie]

Oh so many.
I think the worst was telling an ex of mine that of course I would meet him in a certain pub and yes I would consider marrying him.
Silly beggar, I told him I would meet him in my mothers local..she had to put up with all his whining etc and I got a right earful from her:laugh::laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

i just fall asleep

its my safety mechanism

[kirklancaster]

that was E's fault and not booze

:laugh:

[kirklancaster]

No, never. I'm a good girl, I am.

You don't HAVE to be drunk to be bad. :laugh:

[jennyjuniper]

:laugh:

I actually thought that your answer to: "Things you wish you hadn't said when you were drunk" would have been; "Agreeing to marry the missus." :laugh:

It's mind boggling how we think alike. I was just about to say I wouldn't have said yes when my second husband asked me to marry him.:laugh:

[Ramsay]

so many, i literally could not pick and choose a few, there are hundreds and they are all awful

[kirklancaster]

It's mind boggling how we think alike. I was just about to say I wouldn't have said yes when my second husband asked me to marry him.:laugh:

:laugh: Spooky Jen uh?