[Ashley.]

I once said "if only I was 50 years older" to a guy who was 32.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Ashley.

I once said "if only I was 50 years older" to a guy who was 32.

Did he have a large Paper Round as a kid?

[Ashley.]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

Did he have a large Paper Round as a kid?

Nope, I think it was just the first number that came into my head Worst thing is, I was 20 at the time so only 12 years younger than him.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Ashley.

Nope, I think it was just the first number that came into my head Worst thing is, I was 20 at the time so only 12 years younger than him.

I take it you two did not make one?

[Ashley.]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

I take it you two did not make one?

He didn't talk to me for the rest of the night.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I do recall one girl who started with me once, well spoken girl from Crieff down in London for the first time and her first big job. We took her out to the pub after 6 and by 8 she had called the MD of Capital radio a cnt

and not in a very nice way, if that is possible

And there was me defending the reputation of Scots as not all aggressive drunks for 3 years ruined

boy did she come in sheepish the next day

(he was one btw but he knew that)

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

I do recall one girl who started with me once, well spoken girl from Crieff down in London for the first time and her first big job. We took her out to the pub after 6 and by 8 she had called the MD of Capital radio a cnt

and not in a very nice way, if that is possible

And there was me defending the reputation of Scots as not all aggressive drunks for 3 years ruined

boy did she come in sheepish the next day

(he was one btw but he knew that)

I feel sorry for her poor lass.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

I feel sorry for her poor lass.

it was all to much for her and when she started on the Stella (pints) I had a bad feeling

she ended up spewing in a tube and passing out

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

it was all to much for her and when she started on the Stella (pints) I had a bad feeling

she ended up spewing in a tube and passing out

I actually thought that your answer to: "Things you wish you hadn't said when you were drunk" would have been; "Agreeing to marry the missus."

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

I actually thought that your answer to: "Things you wish you hadn't said when you were drunk" would have been; "Agreeing to marry the missus."

that was E's fault and not booze

[jennyjuniper]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

I actually thought that your answer to: "Things you wish you hadn't said when you were drunk" would have been; "Agreeing to marry the missus."

It's mind boggling how we think alike. I was just about to say I wouldn't have said yes when my second husband asked me to marry him.

[Livia]

I've never been so drunk I didn't know what I was doing or saying.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by Livia

I've never been so drunk I didn't know what I was doing or saying.

you have never had blackouts?

i struggle to recall 1999

[Livia]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

you have never had blackouts?

i struggle to recall 1999

No, never. I'm a good girl, I am.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Livia

No, never. I'm a good girl, I am.

You don't HAVE to be drunk to be bad.

[smudgie]

Oh so many.
I think the worst was telling an ex of mine that of course I would meet him in a certain pub and yes I would consider marrying him.
Silly beggar, I told him I would meet him in my mothers local..she had to put up with all his whining etc and I got a right earful from her

[Crimson Dynamo]

i just fall asleep

its my safety mechanism

[Ramsay]

so many, i literally could not pick and choose a few, there are hundreds and they are all awful