Auditions open soon for BB17!

[Wizard.]

Would anyone here apply?

[Jason.]

Me and Ross entering the BB17 house next summer

http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/uploads/bb2013_launch5_jackiecharlie.jpg

[zakman440]

If they leave the auditions open past March then yes.

[Wizard.]

Me and Ross entering the BB17 house next summer

http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/uploads/bb2013_launch5_jackiecharlie.jpg

LOL. As a BB superfan I'm definitely applying. We should exchange numbers and when we get picked co-ordinate our pre-planned dramas

[Oaker]

I hope someone from TiBB gets on it tbh

Since BB17 is the make or break point for BB it needs to be good!

[Jason.]

LOL. As a BB superfan I'm definitely applying. We should exchange numbers and when we get picked co-ordinate our pre-planned dramas

here for it tbh.

[Wizard.]

I hope someone from TiBB gets on it tbh

Since BB17 is the make or break point for BB it needs to be good!

Exactly! I need to apply before I die and regret not trying. I heard when auditioning for shows you need to play up to your stereotype X 1000

[Jason.]

I hope someone from TiBB gets on it tbh

Since BB17 is the make or break point for BB it needs to be good!

Isn't that what we all said about BB16 :laugh:

[Cal.]

I can't even think about it

[Jason.]

Exactly! I need to apply before I die and regret not trying

Get an agent. They'll choose you within a heartbeat.

[Oaker]

Well if BB17 sucks that will be 3 awful series in a row which would be a new record so...

[MB.]

Well both BB16s were terrible whereas the first BB17 was quite good so...

[Wizard.]

Get an agent. They'll choose you within a heartbeat.

Gina Rio said her friend has an agent and tried every series and didn't get in, but people like Sam and Callum didn't have agents and got in.

[MB.]

Here's another sentence ending with so...

[Jason.]

Off topic, but Emma loving Austin on BOTS :love:

[Jason.]

I don't have high hopes for BB17 tbh.

But we'll see.

[Oaker]

BBUSA17 was good from what I heard so...

(And BBUSA16 sucked so...)

[LukeB]

BBUSA17 was good from what I heard so...

you heard wrong :omgno:

[Wizard.]

BBUSA17 was good from what I heard so...

Waiting for BB17 UK to steal the twin twist or something tragic.

[MB.]

you heard wrong :omgno:

It was tbh

(if you ignore everything past, like, Day 71)

[MB.]

Waiting for BB17 UK to steal the twin twist or something tragic.

Perched for Michelle Visage and Matt Richardson's BB Takeovers

[Daniel-X]

Oh and Luisa Zissman's

[Babayaro.]

I might apply tbh

[MB.]

Oh and Luisa Zissman's

If BBUS can't even keep that twist up past week three then there's no hope for BBUK

[Scream]

Didn't they say they were opening shortly last summer and then they opened late February?

[Wizard.]

Perched for Michelle Visage and Matt Richardson's BB Takeovers

You forgot Dan Wooton, Michelle Heaton, Vogue Williams, Eamon Holmes... They just better not do takeovers

[Jason.]

Not Rylan doing a BB16 Cristian on BOTS :facepalm:

[MB.]

You forgot Dan Wooton, Michelle Heaton, Vogue Williams, Eamon Holmes... They just better not do takeovers

I can't wait for a housemate winning the chance to stay on Rustie Lee's luxury cruise ship

[Wizard.]

Not Rylan doing a BB16 Cristian on BOTS :facepalm:

If I make it on Big Brother I will tell him to stop

[Wizard.]

I can't wait for a housemate winning the chance to stay on Rustie Lee's luxury cruise ship

Or a cream tea lunch at Pauls from the BOTS audience house

[Daniel-X]

When they did the HOH and POV themed tasks based around Gronk on parties they'd just have a shopping task wer every time a phone rings 'IM THE BIGGEST LGBT ACTIVIST' has to be shouted by all the HM's during Visages takeover

[Oaker]

Lets hope they scrap the themes by then

(It's really unlikely but oh well)

[MB.]

Claudia Winkleman to takeover and introduce two Great British Sewing Bee contestants into the game?

[Jason.]

I genuinely think me and MB should audition.

Imagine the #DRAMZ we'll provide.

[Wizard.]

Lets hope they scrap the themes by then

(It's really unlikely but oh well)

If there's a theme I want Evil BB where they have to earn furniture and clothes and they introduce the power of veto (very unlikely)

[Daniel-X]

Claudia Winkleman to takeover and introduce two Great British Sewing Bee contestants into the game?

LMAO CRYING

Or they could have Katherine Ryan take over and bring in some new Hair contestants into the game?

[Jason.]

If there's a theme I want Evil BB where they have to earn furniture and clothes and they introduce the power of veto (very unlikely)

I love BB5.

[Oaker]

Didn't BB11 pretty much have PoV though? (And that resulted in many tragic eviction results)

[Wizard.]

Claudia Winkleman to takeover and introduce two Great British Sewing Bee contestants into the game?
:joker:

[MB.]

Will two housemates win the chance to go in disguise to an Ella Eyre concert?

[Daniel-X]

Didn't BB11 pretty much have PoV though?

Yeah save and replace is pretty much the same way it would work in BBUK

[MB.]

LMAO CRYING

Or they could have Katherine Ryan take over and bring in some new Hair contestants into the game?

Katherine Ryan'd be the equivalent of Kathy Griffin which is kind of depressing isn't it

[Daniel-X]

Katherine Ryan'd be the equivalent of Kathy Griffin which is kind of depressing isn't it

Yeah it is ahahah

[Wizard.]

Eileen to enter the house and show the housemates the premiere of her new feature film "SHE"

[MB.]

And our equivalent of Zingbot would be Russell Grant wrapped in tinfoil

[Daniel-X]

Actually in all seriousness it would be Caroline Flack unleashing the two on us most likely

http://www.new-magazine.co.uk/dynamic/2/451x567/70052_1.jpg

[Jason.]

Actually in all seriousness it would be Caroline Flack unleashing the two on us most likely

http://www.new-magazine.co.uk/dynamic/2/451x567/70052_1.jpg

Vile.

Jess >>>

[Will.]

I genuinely think me and MB should audition.

Imagine the #DRAMZ we'll provide.

*MB and I

[MB.]

Actually in all seriousness it would be Caroline Flack unleashing the two on us most likely

http://www.new-magazine.co.uk/dynamic/2/451x567/70052_1.jpg

idk who they are but she's no Jackie

(and heck he's probably no Jeff)

[MB.]

*MB and I

Drag ha grammer

[Jason.]

*MB and I

BORE OFFFF!!
http://images.ok.co.uk/1403695248_Big-Brother-2014-Helen-Wood-row-argument-truth-or-dare.jpg

[Daniel-X]

Vile.

Jess >>>

Agreed but let's face it these are a BB producers wet dream

idk who they are but she's no Jackie

(and heck he's probably no Jeff)

They were on love island and were fake as ****, BB producers would adore them however

[Wizard.]

Lauren harries as the new voice of OTEV?

[Will.]

BORE OFFFF!!
http://images.ok.co.uk/1403695248_Big-Brother-2014-Helen-Wood-row-argument-truth-or-dare.jpg

Get a brush and a wash you fat bitch!

lu2

http://images.ok.co.uk/1402527002_helen-big-brother2.jpg

[MB.]

Lauren harries as the new voice of OTEV?

Here for her sultry new jazz song about butter

[Wizard.]

Here for her sultry new jazz song about butter

Who wants the butter??

[MB.]

Harry Amelia and Nick to return and announce they're expecting a #NarryAmeliaBaby?

[MB.]

(yeah I can't remember much else that happened in BB17)

[Liam-]

Might do

[Will.]

Harry Amelia and Nick to return and announce they're expecting a #NarryAmeliaBaby?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/08/16/14/2B67D90200000578-3199947-image-a-33_1439731368514.jpg

[MB.]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/08/16/14/2B67D90200000578-3199947-image-a-33_1439731368514.jpg

Audrey?

[Will.]

Audrey?

Sherrie?

[Wizard.]

gina Rio to return only to place third again?

[MB.]

BB6 has no idea what's going on does he

[MB.]

The sassy black gal to get the chance to void three members of the public's votes?

[Daniel-X]

The sassy black gal to get the chance to void three members of the public's votes?

she chooses Aisleyne (one of those who votes on looks), Michelle Visage and Helen which sparks fight night 2.0 on bots resulting in queen Lauren Harries being glassed

[Wizard.]

The sassy black gal to get the chance to void three members of the public's votes?

MTV to buy Big Brother rights and the next theme will involve housemates exes competing as housemates?

Sorry I can't help myself

[Will.]

MTV to buy Big Brother rights and the next theme will involve housemates exes competing as housemates?

Sorry I can't help myself

Ex In The House?

[MB.]

she chooses Aisleyne (one of those who votes on looks), Michelle Visage and Helen which sparks fight night 2.0 on bots resulting in queen Lauren Harries being glassed

"Hi yeah I'd like to void Brenda from Huddersfield's three votes for Richard that'll make all the difference thanks"

[MB.]

Ex In The House?

Austin's girlfriend teas

[Wizard.]

Ex In The House?

The Ex Factor (featuring the now divorced Stevi and Chloe Jasmine)

[Jason.]

BB6 has no idea what's going on does he

I s2g i was thinking that :joker:

[MB.]

The Unwanted to be the UK's answer to the Whackstreet Boys?

[MB.]

Showbiz to host the final veto comp in a ninja costume?

[Wizard.]

Showbiz to host the final veto comp in a ninja costume?

Marc to return and take two housemates on the trip of a lifetime to Sam Kays concert after she releases her new hit single?

[Ross.]

Sherrie?

welcome to my ignore list

[Ross.]

(also wtf is this)

[MB.]

Marc to return and take two housemates on the trip of a lifetime to Sam Kays concert after she releases her new hit single?

The token oldie to hide under a duvet in the have-not room for the week after getting nominated for being too old?

[Ross.]

WHY is Oaker banned </3

[Beetlejuice]

I'm not sure I can even bring myself to watch it, let alone be in it.

[MB.]

WHY is Oaker banned </3

For nominating Jackie and Meg?

[Will.]

welcome to my ignore list

Sherrie was one of my favs!

[Jason.]

(also wtf is this)

First time I haven't derailed a thread.

I'm proud of myself.

[MB.]

First time I haven't derailed a thread.

I'm proud of myself.

Becky teas

[Will.]

Is this thread a sign at how messy BB17 will be?

welp.

[MB.]

Is this thread a sign at how messy BB17 will be?

welp.

Hopefully it'll be as good as the 71 good days of BB17

[Wizard.]

Becky teas

Wait until it hits you in the head

[MB.]

Hopefully it'll be as good as the 71 good days of BB17

(oh hang on James and Meg lasted for 78 days that's vaguely better)

[Will.]

Hopefully it'll be as good as the 71 good days of BB17

hopefully

[MB.]

Wait until it hits you in the head

Housemates to watch the film Trainwreck as a prize for winning a task?

[MB.]

Here's a funny one - someone ethnically diverse to be the favourite housemate?

lol imagine that

[uniquedude]

Well if BB17 sucks that will be 3 awful series in a row which would be a new record so...

It weird knowing bb17 could go the way of bb13/14 or bb12/15/16
I think we need another good series to even it out tho :)

[Jay28jay2]

:bawling: Im too young

[Ashley.]

I would apply, but I don't want to risk getting pissed all over by production.

[waterhog]

I sent my application - this is it

hello all at the 5 channel
I am now going to tell the truth and no flannel.
I need to go on big brother
so slip me a yes undercover.
I will sit in the house and poetry frazzle
every house mate I will dazzle.
I will drive them all insane
living with me is so much pain.
my application is in the post
if you let me in I will buy carva you can toast.
so I await approval
because once I am in I will have no removal.
a bb lodger and a fanatic
your regret will be gigantic.

[mrmattybeck1]

I haven't got an agent no point

[Dominic]

you heard wrong :omgno:

By far one of the best seasons we've had in years ruined by a terrible ending that brings the whole season down.