The Apprentice Rewatch/First Watch Thread

[reece(:]

How is Hopkins in her late 20s here she looks soooo busted, old and ogre like.

[reece(:]

Gerri cackling driving the coffee van around <33333

[reece(:]

Gerri: BUT I DID SELL 11 CUPS ^_^ [In two hours]

A howl.

[Headie]

Perched for the edgic inconsistencies of Ghozal and Jadine

Not Sugar making them both PMs on opposing teams after stints of messiness invisibility

I screamed @ Jadine kicking Naomi straight off her team on to the other team when Sugar asked her to get rid :joker:

[Headie]

How is Hopkins in her late 20s here she looks soooo busted, old and ogre like.

She ages about 30 years in this series alone, let alone taking into account what she looks like now!

[Headie]

A mess @ the task being to create a shoe brand, and both teams going up to random people in the street and taking pics of their feet for market research :skull:

[Headie]

Jadine getting another win as PM under her belt <3

Sad that legend Ghazal has been fired but I'm just amazed that her and Jadine managed to make it over the halfway mark <333 We were truly blessed!

[reece(:]

Jadine's obsession with the team name being branded on everything :joker:

[reece(:]

Every task Tre ends up calling everyone ****ers and tossers when he's challenged :laugh3:

[reece(:]

Rory trolling the team :skull:
Now Ifti vs Jadine in the most passive aggressive way.. a mess.

[reece(:]

Katie: "Ghazal's role was door opening at retailers.. making sure we get in there, understand them, knew who we were pitching to"

Screaming!

[reece(:]

One of the girls teams idea's to make money on the 3rd task being fortune telling :joker::joker::joker:

[reece(:]

Naomi: "Gerri where are we going to do face painting?"
Gerri:

https://i.imgur.com/3RRp6Cm.gif
:joker::joker::joker:

[reece(:]

Natalie enjoying sucking a lolly whilst standing in the middle of Naomi and Jadine arguing :joker:

[reece(:]

Natalie enjoying sucking a lolly whilst standing in the middle of Naomi and Jadine arguing :joker:
https://i.imgur.com/zJVzCkT.gif

[Headie]

https://i.imgur.com/zJVzCkT.gif

Ddd this whole fight was a scream

[reece(:]

I'm HOWLING at Katie trolling Tre on the phone

[reece(:]

Ghazal (excited at kissogram idea) [in strong Scottish accent]: I'LL BE A PIMP! I'LL BE A PIMP! As long as I get a cut from it, it's all good!

:laugh3::laugh3:

[reece(:]

The Kristina-Gerri-Ghazal subteam is a HOOT.

[reece(:]

The Kristina-Gerri-Ghazal subteam is a HOOT.

Ahh not them arranging a kissogram coup over the car wash :skull:

[reece(:]

Arguing over "selling themselves"

Sophie: "Are you a feminist?"
Kristina: "What do you mean am I a feminist?
Natalie: "A just wanna do the best for me team"
Jadine: "I just don't wanna sell myself"
Sophie: "What's bigger for me, my morals or wanting to win a task"
Naomi: "If Nats fine with doing it"
Natalie: "am alright.. blimey"

This whole MESS :joker:

[TomC]

Naomi: "Gerri where are we going to do face painting?"
Gerri:

https://i.imgur.com/3RRp6Cm.gif
:joker::joker::joker:

:joker:

Gerri was a bit of a scream. Ha cackle

[reece(:]

Lohit is on 3 consecutive UTR1s :skull:

[reece(:]

Natalie dragging Adam is a SCREAM

[Daniel.]

James remains the greatest AP contestant ever, just as he remains the greatest BBUK housemate ever thus making him the greatest reality TV contestant of all time
:clap1:

(before I get accused of trolling, im not, it's my genuine opinion)

I want to cry

[reece(:]

Not Alan dragging Sophie for pharmaceuticals scamming customers when she's a ****ing physicist :skull:

[Headie]

Lohit is on 3 consecutive UTR1s :skull:

I didn't even learn his name until like Ep 5 or something

[reece(:]

Miss Edgic seaux far, about to start ep 5.
Don't look if you don't want the order spoiled!
https://i.imgur.com/a8G5LE4.png

[reece(:]

Katie's Adam drags are a scream

"If he goes back to the car sales lot and gets ran over, my day will be absolutely perfect" :skull: :skull: :skull:

[reece(:]

I lowkey stan Lohit being UTR on an ep where he's in final boardroom

[reece(:]

LMAOOO at Paul using Kristina's A Level in French, from 18 years ago, against her in the French speaking task

[reece(:]

Ghazal coming out of that boardroom without even speaking dd.

[reece(:]

Screaming at Kristina exposing Hopkins sitting on Paul's lap in a personal way at the house

Alan:
"So they're carrying on then"
"They certainly weren't cooking sausages if they were doing that.." :joker:

[reece(:]

Ghazal: We're looking for a designer bin
Woman: There's a poundshop down the road
Adam: Pan shop?
Woman: No, pound shop
-they leave-
Adam: ****ing pound shop?

:skull:

[reece(:]

Alan: Good team leader?
-Kristina, Katie, Ghazal blank faced-
Alan: You're not in France now, I am speaking English

:joker:

[reece(:]

Ghazal and Katie plotting against Kristina in the cab home :joker:

[Headie]

Jadine making it to the final 7 against all odds and then randomly deciding that she's unsure if she actually wants to win :skull:

[Headie]

Bye they're setting this up as Jadine's boot ep so bad, I'm not ready to lose her :(

[Headie]

Jadine: "I want to speak to the manager or buyer for your store"
Woman on phone: "WE DON'T HAVE A MANAGER OR A BUYER... GET OFF OUR LINE YOU SILLY WOMAN!"
Jadine:
https://uploadir.com/u/n44lcc0w

:joker:

[Headie]

I think Tre might be my least favourite candidate ever, vile man.

[Headie]

I think Tre might be my least favourite candidate ever, vile man.

Sugar keeping him because he was on the winning team 7 out of 9 tasks despite clearly being the sole responsible person for the failure of this task :rolleyes:

How times have changed smh

Jadine being fired all because she missed her daughter for one night is a joke! So obvious they just wanted an equal Male/Female divide going into the Final 6.

[Headie]

Goodbye legend </3

https://uploadir.com/u/08w9hj88 https://uploadir.com/u/em0wux2u

[reece(:]

"Kristina is a total arse coverer, whenever there's an issue she tries to cover her arse - it's a shame she doesn't do it a little better with the skirt she wears"

Goodbye

[reece(:]

Ghazal </3

I thought she would get more of an edit to be fair, she's been a tertiary character at best </3 She didn't get a big blaze out ep either which is rather sad, although love her dragging in the final BR

[reece(:]

So sad seeing Jadine practically give up because of all the mud slinging at her :(

[reece(:]

This TV sales task :joker:

Kristina fiddling with the hoover and saying OK every few words :skull:

[reece(:]

Kristina making a BIGGER mess with the hoover :joker:

[reece(:]

Simon sabotaging his own team :skull:

[reece(:]

Simon on that ****ing trampoline I CANNOT COPE :joker:

[reece(:]

How is Simon getting away with not giving Naomi and Tre any direction on the task

Naomi is getting done dirty this ep. She presented products that sold without any direction!!! Tragic result

[reece(:]

Oop Jadine's new wig for the final.

[reece(:]

Rory: I can see it all kicking off this evening
Jadine: Yeaaah, I'm planning on having a kick off

:eyes:

[reece(:]

Everyone taking the piss out of Adam's idea for Kristina :skull:

[reece(:]

I've already started a S4 re-watch so here's my ranking and edgic of S3

A lil torn between the top two..
Katie Hopkins ~ very complex, witty confessionals and her boardroom decimation of Adam is an all time fave. Shame about her nowadays.. Liked her friendship with Ghazal
Kristina ~ really fun underneath all the CPbot tendancies. Her exposing Katie and it getting leaked was iconic then her in the Shopping channel task <333 Also a cute friendship with Naomi.
Jadine ~ she would've been #1 if she wasn't edited out of half the show. Her first three episodes were suchhh fun! She sort of never returned to that level even when she got an edit towards her final arc.
Natalie ~ hilariously incompetent and simple, her feud with "Ads" was a scream.
Naomi ~ typically a background character but when shown she was fun and didn't hide from an argument.
Ghazal ~also a background character who was a little sour, but enjoyable nonetheless.
Gerri ~ in the two episodes she was shown she was hilarious, being given location and failing both times. And that cackle as she drove the coffee van around <3
Lohit ~ a nice UTRP presence in the field of negativity.
Paul ~ at times funny at times pompous.
Rory ~ [on par with Tre] I feel it's fitting these two are ranked together.. neither came across great. Rory deserves some credit for Simon's winning final idea though.
Tre ~ at times horrendous, at times (rarely) righteous, swore unnecessarily much but at least he brought the best out of his other candidates.
Sophie ~ pretty MORbland...
Simon ~ a bit incompetent outside of his academia, made me laugh in the Shopping channel task... not really a deserving winner.
Andy ~ nice enough guy but first boot material.
Adam ~ annoying cockroach that should've been out sooner.
Ifti ~ useless and lazy


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[Headie]

This TV sales task :joker:

Kristina fiddling with the hoover and saying OK every few words :skull:

Kristina making a BIGGER mess with the hoover :joker:

I'm screaming this was such a mess

[Headie]

Not Kristina saying "Jesus Christ" and the producers acting like she just dropped the C word or something :skull:

[Headie]

They need to make the TV sales task a permanent fixture of the show ala the Search & Find task, the overseas task, the interviews etc. :joker:

[Headie]

Ddd Sugar reading out complaints emails that people sent into the TV channel about their presenting :joker:

[reece(:]

Ddd Sugar reading out complaints emails that people sent into the TV channel about their presenting :joker:

Not Dawn

[reece(:]

S4 premiere wasn't the most exciting but I remember it to get much better

[Headie]

Naomi being fired despite doing a better job than the other two guys in her team reminds me of Miriam in the TV sales task for Series 1 :umm2:

I lowkey stan Simon tho, I find him hilarious and the fact he managed to survive that ep despite butchering everything up as PM is hilarious

[reece(:]

Screaming at the girls team offering to do 1000 pieces of laundry for £5000

[reece(:]

Jennifer and Lindi cocking up the pitch for laundry :skull:

[reece(:]

Lucinda vs Jenny over the phone :joker:

[reece(:]

Simon: They're on their way back! (puts down phone)
Raef: I'll have two coffees with sugars!

:joker:

[reece(:]

Miss Jenny is vicious... love ha!

[reece(:]

Not a fungus feeding on the team

[reece(:]

The girls losing some of the customers clothes. FFS :skull:

[reece(:]

The 24 hour laundry hotline :joker::joker:

[reece(:]

Nnn Jenny bull****ting on Shazia: "She lied, she complained, she manipulated with other people, she didn't deliver on the tasks allocated"
Shazia: 0_0

:skull:

[reece(:]

Jenny: For this task where I've had to work with you two, it has felt like I've had to breastfeed you quite honestly
Alan:
https://i.imgur.com/tchQ22e.gif

:joker:

[reece(:]

Can you be quiet please? CAN. YOU. BE QUIET. PLEASE.?

https://i.imgur.com/L0KhHgJ.gif

[Headie]

Simon listing off Sugar's entire work history and Claude smiling with glee <3 Lmao

[TomC]

They need to make the TV sales task a permanent fixture of the show ala the Search & Find task, the overseas task, the interviews etc. :joker:

I am SHOOK tbat this task is returning this year after a 9-year hiatus

[Headie]

I think Lohit might be the most UTR candidate ever :skull: I don't even think they showed any of his interviews except for when the advisers were discussing him in the boardroom :skull:

[Headie]

Ddd Sugar telling the advisers off in the boardroom for not being direct enough when answering his questions

[Headie]

A mess @ Sugar chastising the candidates for not living in London near his offices and pretty much bullying them all into saying they have to move their whole family if they get hired :skull:

[Headie]

As much as I hate Hopkins I do feel a tad bad for her in her exit, Sugar pretty much forced her to choose between a place in the final 2 or her family's stability :///

I stan this final two though :clap1:

[Headie]

Oop Jadine's new wig for the final.

Whew sis looks the part! :clap1:

[Headie]

Simon getting stuck with all the hot-heads plus Lohit :joker:

Who decided to bring Rory back lmao, messy producers

[reece(:]

A mess @ Sugar chastising the candidates for not living in London near his offices and pretty much bullying them all into saying they have to move their whole family if they get hired :skull:

This was a mess

Katie would've stayed otherwise

[Headie]

Rory: I can see it all kicking off this evening
Jadine: Yeaaah, I'm planning on having a kick off

:eyes:

The way she said it so seriously as well :laugh:

[Headie]

Tre: (about Rory) "Moron... you're a complete moron... ****ing nonce"

:skull:

[Headie]

Jadine's speech I'm screaming :joker:

Jadine: "Sir Alan. Ladies. And Gentleman. Good evening."
*silence*
Jadine: "I said GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN"
Everyone: "...Good evening"
Jadine: "Good evening :)"

[Headie]

Ddd Simon's "YES!" when he wins

I think he might be my fave winner out of the first 3 series? :love:

[GoldHeart]

Ddd Simon's "YES!" when he wins

I think he might be my fave winner out of the first 3 series? :love:

He wasn't my fav He was such a daft prat , the shopping channel incident with the trampoline legs will always be remembered :rolleyes: :joker: .

[Headie]

He wasn't my fav He was such a daft prat , the shopping channel incident with the trampoline legs will always be remembered :rolleyes: :joker: .

He grew on me as the series progressed, his street dancing and general foolish and child-like behaviour was a scream to watch. And he wasn't aggressive or overbearing like most candidates this series :laugh:

[GoldHeart]

He grew on me as the series progressed, his street dancing and general foolish and child-like behaviour was a scream to watch. And he wasn't aggressive or overbearing like most candidates this series :laugh:

I think Jadine got unfairly treated in her final episode, yes she was a little distracted missing home but she was a good sales person and she sold one of the biggest priced item. But yeah Simon wasn't overbearing but he was very silly and childish :rolleyes: .

[Headie]

I think Jadine got unfairly treated in her final episode, yes she was a little distracted missing home but she was a good sales person and she sold one of the biggest priced item. But yeah Simon wasn't overbearing but he was very silly and childish :rolleyes: .

Yeah Jadine was the best seller in her boot ep and the best member of her team despite her emotions and missing home. Tre not being fired simply because he'd been on the winning team most of the time was a joke. He was solely responsible for their failure.

[Headie]

The boys in S4 locking away all the irons :skull:

[Headie]

Lucinda being bullied :(

[Headie]

Lucinda vs Jenny over the phone :joker:

A scream

[GoldHeart]

Yeah Jadine was the best seller in her boot ep and the best member of her team despite her emotions and missing home. Tre not being fired simply because he'd been on the winning team most of the time was a joke. He was solely responsible for their failure.

Tre was an arrogant idiot ! I couldn't stand him .

[Headie]

The men in this series (4) are such football hooligans :skull:

[Headie]

Simon's dictatorship PM reign :skull:

[Headie]

Screaming @ Lucinda being the only person put on technical duties despite saying she's never used a mobile phone and doesn't know anything about electronics whatsoever :joker:

[Headie]

I actually LOVE Lucinda... the fact she's being bullied by everyone is so heartbreaking :(

Helene is trying to sabotage her so badly smh

[GoldHeart]

I actually LOVE Lucinda... the fact she's being bullied by everyone is so heartbreaking :(

Helene is trying to sabotage her so badly smh

Is Helene the one that put Lucinder in charge of computers and printing ?? . I didn't like Helene she was so hard faced , but Lucinder was a bit of a moaner and always seemed helpless in most of the tasks :rolleyes: .

[Headie]

Yep, that's the one!

[TomC]

I liked Helene :skull:

Cold-hearted, deceitful cow :love:

[Headie]

Lindi's firing was so unjust :skull: It should've been Jennifer who went for offering exclusivity to every man and his dog.

Lucinda surviving though :clap1:

[TomC]

Omg prepare for Episodes 6 and 7, an epic narrative :love:

[Zizu]

Omg prepare for Episodes 6 and 7, an epic narrative :love:



Please not the NARRATIVE word !!!


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[Headie]

The men in this series (4) are such football hooligans :skull:

Mess @ Michael's screeching & shouting celebration in the boardroom when he wins the card task :skull:

S9 Jordan shook?

[Headie]

Not Myleene Klass playing the piano in the house living room being a reward for the winning team :joker:

[Headie]

Bye the bullying has switched from Lucinda to Sara, all of them except for Raef ganging up on her when she returns from the boardroom back to the house :(

I'm enjoying the season but the people are terrible humans, so many infuriate me :laugh:

[Lostie!]

Not Myleene Klass playing the piano in the house living room being a reward for the winning team :joker:

:joker::joker:

[Headie]

Mess all these locations they're visiting in Morocco are the same places that The Amazing Race uses whenever they do challenges there

[Headie]

Omg Sara & Lucinda getting the picked out by Nick as the stars of the Morocco search task <3 We love the final 2!

[Headie]

This boardroom is so iconic omg, might be the best one so far <3

[GoldHeart]

I liked Raef , I'm not going to spoil anything for you Hayden if you're only half way through

[Headie]

I've just reached Sara's firing now </3 I see Sugar's habit of giving men 99 chances but only giving women 1 chance regardless of their task history has been a thing for a long time smh. Cannot STAND Helene, evil cow, she had it out for Sara since Day 1! At least Lucinda got another PM win this ep <3

^^Raef is probably my favourite after GODDESS LUCINDA <33 Think him and Lee are the front-runners at this point.

[TomC]

I've just reached Sara's firing now </3 I see Sugar's habit of giving men 99 chances but only giving women 1 chance regardless of their task history has been a thing for a long time smh. Cannot STAND Helene, evil cow, she had it out for Sara since Day 1! At least Lucinda got another PM win this ep <3

^^Raef is probably my favourite after GODDESS LUCINDA <33 Think him and Lee are the front-runners at this point.

Sara's firing was a tragedy, and I'm glad that people generally feel that way.

What did you think of the bullying incident in episode 6? I think that is one of the most uncomfortable apprentice scenes

What do you make of S4? It's certainly a series like no other :laugh:

[TomC]

Oh oop you already commented on it

The Marrakech boardroom :love: Unquestionably the best in Apprentice history

[Headie]

Sara's firing was a tragedy, and I'm glad that people generally feel that way.

What did you think of the bullying incident in episode 6? I think that is one of the most uncomfortable apprentice scenes

What do you make of S4? It's certainly a series like no other :laugh:

It was awful to watch, felt so sorry for her </3 It's as if they realised Lucinda was actually doing well now so shifted heir target on to Sara instead.

Honestly I wasn't a fan of the series to begin with but I slowly eased into it and am quite enjoying it now. Probably my least favourite cast of the first 4 series but that doesn't necessarily mean the series quality is poor, just that I hate alot of them :laugh:

[DouglasS]

I've started re watching season 4 as it is probably my favourite. There is so much drama and big personalities [although like you said a very dis likable cast].

Mess at Lorna Bliss from TXF and Britans Got Talent appearing in episode 4.

[GoldHeart]

I've just reached Sara's firing now </3 I see Sugar's habit of giving men 99 chances but only giving women 1 chance regardless of their task history has been a thing for a long time smh. Cannot STAND Helene, evil cow, she had it out for Sara since Day 1! At least Lucinda got another PM win this ep <3

^^Raef is probably my favourite after GODDESS LUCINDA <33 Think him and Lee are the front-runners at this point.

Raef was one of my favourites , I think he was portrayed as being pompous & smarmy but I think he was genuinely just a gentleman who's articulate & posh :) . He also had a charm to him like Paul from season 1.

[TomC]

It was awful to watch, felt so sorry for her </3 It's as if they realised Lucinda was actually doing well now so shifted heir target on to Sara instead.

Honestly I wasn't a fan of the series to begin with but I slowly eased into it and am quite enjoying it now. Probably my least favourite cast of the first 4 series but that doesn't necessarily mean the series quality is poor, just that I hate alot of them :laugh:

Ahh Series 4 is my favourite! I would say it's far better on re-watch I don't think I rated it the first time I saw it

[Headie]

Finally continuing my S4 first watch after a busy couple weeks. Back to this mess of a season where none of the firings make sense and the cast are all messes.

Michael making the final 6 is utterly ridiculous :skull: So is Lucinda tbh but she's my fave and a scream so I'm not complaining <3

[TomC]

Finally continuing my S4 first watch after a busy couple weeks. Back to this mess of a season where none of the firings make sense and the cast are all messes.

Michael making the final 6 is utterly ridiculous :skull: So is Lucinda tbh but she's my fave and a scream so I'm not complaining <3

Mess lucinda was one of the best!

raef's firing was a joke right?

[Headie]

Mess lucinda was one of the best!

raef's firing was a joke right?

Yeah I really don't get how Raef was fired, especially over Michael. He was my fave behind Lucinda.

I literally don't see how anyone of these people can possibly win after the edits they've all had :joker: Except for Lee, I feel like he's the obvious winner at this point.

[TomC]

Yeah I really don't get how Raef was fired, especially over Michael. He was my fave behind Lucinda.

I literally don't see how anyone of these people can possibly win after the edits they've all had :joker: Except for Lee, I feel like he's the obvious winner at this point.

Raef's firing was a bloody joke!

The last few episodes of Series 4 are a dark mess :skull:

[TomC]

I have a feeling you'll love S5

[Headie]

Bye how can Sugar ask Lucinda a question and then tell her to shut up mid-sentence. Fuming!

[Headie]

I have a feeling you'll love S5

I'm gonna take a break after S4 and binge something else, either a BB series or a Netflix series because I don't wanna overload myself with too much Apprentice as they're all starting to blur into one :joker:

[Headie]

Omg Karren doing the interviews :flutter:

I need to watch the Celeb Apprentice special she was in as well

[Headie]

Lucinda did amazingly well in the interviews <3 I'm so proud of her for making it this far!

Claire, Alex and Helen couldn't wait to stick the knife in her back when she said she wasn't sure if she would be the right candidate for the job smh.

Wtf @ a 4 person final :joker: (of course it had to be Lucinda who was the one that got fired </3) The reasoning that they're all strong, real contenders was pretty piss poor justification as well because they've all been pretty weak candidates throughout, bar Lee who pretty much lied his way into the competition lmao

[Headie]

How can they bring Simon back for the final but not Lucinda, Sara or Lindi :bored:

[TomC]

Yep him letting 4 into the final in series bloody four was like... welp.

helene and alex turning on each other in the final :love:

[TomC]

we want cast rankings for s4 hayden!

[Headie]

we want cast rankings for s4 hayden!

Ddd most of the cast would be in red :laugh:

[Headie]

Very predictable winner, I called it from about Ep 5/Ep 6 tbh.

Gonna take a little break before embarking on Season 5, Season 7 and Season 8. Might watch Celeb/Junior before going back to a main season again.