TIBB's Bachelor: LAUNCH THREAD

[Dominic]

Who

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/4To7DPS.gif

[Kate!]

Charles

[kirklancaster]

Mr MARSH BUSEY - You pick me to evict, and I'll KO your ass all the way to Coventry, and straight through Sainsbury's window. Then there will be another mofo headline saying:

BUSY CRASHES INTO SAINSBURY'S IN COVENTRY - get me bro?

Better to evict one of them dumb ass bitches instead.

[Will.]

Charles you have been eliminated, please say your goodbyes!

[Daniel.]

bye trash twist

[SuperV]

Goodbye Charles!

[Marsh.]

Who

http://www.thebigbrothershow.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/CBB_Gary10-940x528.jpg

That is my truth!

[Jack.]

http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article4080718.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Celebrity-Big-brother.jpg

Goodbye....

CHARLES!

Thank you Hunni :cheer2:

[Marsh.]

Mr MARSH BUSEY - You pick me to evict, and I'll KO your ass all the way to Coventry, and straight through Sainsbury's window. Then there will be another mofo headline saying:

BUSY CRASHES INTO SAINSBURY'S IN COVENTRY - get me bro?

Better to evict one of them dumb ass bitches instead.

:joker:

[Will.]

Marsh who are you taking to your Executive Exclusive Academy?

[T*]

Mr MARSH BUSEY - You pick me to evict, and I'll KO your ass all the way to Coventry, and straight through Sainsbury's window. Then there will be another mofo headline saying:

BUSY CRASHES INTO SAINSBURY'S IN COVENTRY - get me bro?

Better to evict one of them dumb ass bitches instead.

bit too soon me thinks :/
Edit: ignore moi

[Cal.]

NOT Marsh being the star of launch night and the bachelorette being cast aside

[Will.]

Marsh please make your decision!

[Daniel.]

I love jack f

[Marsh.]

Marsh who are you taking to your Executive Exclusive Academy?

NICKI!

You're coming with me!

http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/02053/SNN2215GB---_2053287a.jpg

[kirklancaster]

It's gotta me and you Marsh. Gotta be.

[Dominic]

Who again

[Daniel-X]

Bye Charles (even though you didn't even seem to care about staying lmao)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-d9oOQc3L4C8/VRjiDhuKShI/AAAAAAAAWW0/WTv7px3GiaQ/s1600/rbf-s3.gif

[Marsh.]

It's gotta me and you Marsh. Gotta be.

What are you doing here? :joker:

[SuperV]

Who again

Tom

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/hYuMfe2.png

[Will.]

Nicki congratulations you are entering Marsh's Exclusive Executive Academy.

Here you will be learn what your Bachelor really wants and be coached by Marsh.

You are immune from tomorrows elimination.

[Dominic]

Oh Helen?

[Daniel-X]

NOT Marsh being the star of launch night and the bachelorette being cast aside

Demand better pay off the producers or to be thrown in the limelight

[Marsh.]

http://i.imgur.com/hYuMfe2.png

Ok, Can I eliminate this instead????

http://i1.cdnds.net/14/34/618x347/cbb_gary7.jpg

[SuperV]

Oh Helen?

yes :laugh:

[T*]

me @ the haters
http://i.imgur.com/w9Me0JVb.jpg

[Will.]

Now, back to our Bachelor!

Cal,

Which member was the best dressed and the one your spending the night with in the pod?

And who were the 2 worst dressed and heading to live in the camps for a night.

[Dominic]

This is pretty much like Pauline giving Helen a final pass.

[Tom4784]

Not another pass to the final situation.

[Marsh.]

NOT Marsh being the star of launch night and the bachelorette being cast aside

Not me being the "Legend" to your 4 in out 4 out time bomb flop?

[Tom4784]

This is pretty much like Pauline giving Helen a final pass.

Get out of my head, slut.

[Daniel.]

superv has been ignoring me all night when I've made it clear him and kirk are my favourites

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/w5Iuae2.gif

[Will.]

Now, back to our Bachelor!

Cal,

Which member was the best dressed and the one your spending the night with in the pod?

And who were the 2 worst dressed and heading to live in the camps for a night.

[SuperV]

superv has been ignoring me all night when I've made it clear him and kirk are my favourites

Oh sorry, I was trying to handle the Nikki/Tom situation.

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/vKs0ZMfs.jpg

[Marsh.]

Pick me and you can feast on this...

http://i.imgur.com/j4P1zo4.png

[Daniel-X]

superv has been ignoring me all night when I've made it clear him and kirk are my favourites

http://cosmouk.cdnds.net/14/42/980x547/1413368249-james-hill-the-apprentice-3.gif

[kirklancaster]

Bye Charles (even though you didn't even seem to care about staying lmao)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-d9oOQc3L4C8/VRjiDhuKShI/AAAAAAAAWW0/WTv7px3GiaQ/s1600/rbf-s3.gif

Is this THAT Charles - the idiot who talks to plants? And that mofo don't even smoke dope man. What kinda nutjob talks to plants without SMOKING plants first. No wonder that mofo got his dumb ass evicted.

Anyway, he's got his Camilla to service, and I don't see that weak guy being able to see to Nikki as well.

Leave that to a REAL man Prince fool Charles.

[Cal.]

Now, back to our Bachelor!

Cal,

Which member was the best dressed and the one your spending the night with in the pod?

And who were the 2 worst dressed and heading to live in the camps for a night.

Obviously I'm taking sex god...

MARK!

to the luxury pod!http://i.imgur.com/fmFImsq.png

And...

I'm sending...

BRITNEY and LUCAS

to the camp.

[EspeonBB]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/be02c3d833e110235d2b59cff150f00e/tumblr_inline_nut4iiXWVL1txxv5w_500.gif

[Dominic]

Never heard of any of these people.

[Will.]

Congratulations Mark, you are spending a night of passion in the pod with Cal, where you can **** each other all night (if you like).

[Daniel.]

me caring

[Daniel-X]

Britney </3

Don't die please why you're out there

*crosses fingers that you don't so you don't snatch my title of Miss New York from me in 2016*

[Marsh.]

Britney, wrap that knee up warm. :thumbs:

[T*]

You know you like it but it drives you insane
You know you like it but you're scared of the shame http://i.imgur.com/TdN1J9Sb.jpg

[Marsh.]

White wine! white wine!

[EspeonBB]

Britney will rise again bitches

[Will.]

Britney and Lucas you are spending the night in the horrible tents and will return to the main house tomorrow.

The Tent

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3027/2649592044_174bb6c0f8.jpg

The Pod

http://www.jebiga.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/The_Pod_Garden_Office_Archipod_2.jpg

[Dominic]

Burn the ****ing pod down

[Dominic]

Jk luv

[Daniel.]

http://i.imgur.com/TdN1J9Sb.jpg

[SuperV]

What an eventful night!

[kirklancaster]

Britney </3

Don't die please why you're out there

*crosses fingers that you don't so you don't snatch my title of Miss New York from me in 2016*

See what I mean? If that was me you was spending a night with you'd better be crossing your legs so I don't finger your snatch.

[EspeonBB]

http://i.imgur.com/TdN1J9Sb.jpg

[Will.]

That's it for tonight,

Well done my hoes and man sluts, you were all fab (most of you.)

Tomorrow the competition rises,

Family life! - each contestant must react to different family situations, Cal then selects who he wants to have a romantic dinner with, and evicts one of the contestants.

[Kate!]

White wine! white wine!

I wish I had some.

[Marsh.]

http://i.imgur.com/MD4FANo.gif

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/aLNCOdSb.jpg

[Dominic]

Okay the show is over let me go sleep irl
http://i.imgur.com/TdN1J9Sb.jpg

[Daniel-X]

Heartbroken
(Without your love)
Heartbroken
(Yes, I've had enough)
Heartbroken and I don't know what to say
I've never felt this way
Heartbroken
(Without your love)
Heartbroken
(Yes, I've had enough)
Heartbroken and I don't know to say
I've never felt this way

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2011/07/10/article-1310300505795-0BFC946800000578-418461_223x335.jpg

[kirklancaster]

Britney and Lucas you are spending the night in the horrible tents and will return to the main house tomorrow.

The Tent

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3027/2649592044_174bb6c0f8.jpg

The Pod

http://www.jebiga.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/The_Pod_Garden_Office_Archipod_2.jpg

That pod better not smell of piss man - I can't be doing with no pees in the pod.

[EspeonBB]

See you tomorrow
http://static.tellymix.co.uk/wp-content/blogs.dir/1/files/2014/06/big-brother-2014-housemates-small-06-250x250.jpghttp://static.tellymix.co.uk/wp-content/blogs.dir/1/files/2014/06/big-brother-2014-housemates-small-05-250x250.jpg

[Marsh.]

That pod opening like Cal's snatch.

[Daniel-X]

See what I mean? If that was me you was spending a night with you'd better be crossing your legs so I don't finger your snatch.

I want your cock now

[Daniel-X]

Heartbroken
(Without your love)
Heartbroken
(Yes, I've had enough)
Heartbroken and I don't know what to say
I've never felt this way
Heartbroken
(Without your love)
Heartbroken
(Yes, I've had enough)
Heartbroken and I don't know to say
I've never felt this way

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2011/07/10/article-1310300505795-0BFC946800000578-418461_223x335.jpg

Me after Cal picks Mark

[Will.]

Nicki, you are about to be giving information which only you will see.

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/MD4FANo.gif

http://i.imgur.com/cnkopKXb.jpg?1

[T*]

Nicki, you are about to be giving information which only you will see.

http://i.imgur.com/TdN1J9Sb.jpg

[Daniel.]

sUGAR WERE GOING DOWN SWINGING

[kirklancaster]

Britney and Lucas you are spending the night in the horrible tents and will return to the main house tomorrow.

The Tent

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3027/2649592044_174bb6c0f8.jpg

The Pod

http://www.jebiga.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/The_Pod_Garden_Office_Archipod_2.jpg

That pair of CAMP bitches belong in a tent.

[kirklancaster]

I want your cock now

It's yours Daniel.

[Will.]

As the host I do confess to wanting Mark.

[kirklancaster]

That pod opening like Cal's snatch.

:laugh::laugh: (But NOT quite that wide :laugh:)

[kirklancaster]

As the host I do confess to wanting Mark.

Why don't you share it with Daniel? You can have 6" each.

[T*]

dsfghjgfdsa

[Will.]

Why don't you share it with Daniel? You can have 6" each.

ok, meet be at midnight in my office, all cameras should be off then.

Don't want anyone seeing the producer doing a contestant.

[kirklancaster]

dsfghjgfdsa

:laugh: Howling.

[kirklancaster]

ok, meet be at midnight in my office, all cameras should be off then.

Don't want anyone seeing the producer doing a contestant.

I'll be there.

[Will.]

I'll be there.

Ok, I look like this:

As you can tell it's been a long day, where's the red wine? What else do I have to do?

http://netdna.tvovermind.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/UnREAL-Rachel.jpg

[kirklancaster]

Ok, I look like this:

As you can tell it's been a long day, where's the red wine? What else do I have to do?

http://netdna.tvovermind.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/UnREAL-Rachel.jpg

:laugh: If you look like that Will and slept with me - you would certainly do a lot of whining but I don't know about wine. :laugh:

I would gladly give you a beautiful brown baby. :laugh:

[Black Dagger]

Nawt a tent <\3

[Will.]

:laugh: If you look like that Will and slept with me - you would certainly do a lot of whining but I don't know about wine. :laugh:

I would gladly give you a beautiful brown baby. :laugh:

Where's the white wine?

[Tom4784]

Me plotting with Will to fix the competition.

http://www.ew.com/sites/default/files/i/2015/06/08/unreal-recap.jpg

[kirklancaster]

Me plotting with Will to fix the competition.

http://www.ew.com/sites/default/files/i/2015/06/08/unreal-recap.jpg

:laugh2: