TIBB's Bachelor: LAUNCH THREAD

[Will.]

TIBB's THE BACHELOR!



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About the game:

The game is obviously inspired by The Batchelor show, a group of around 6 single ladies and men (TIBB members) will go head to head to be chosen by TIBB's Batchelor.

Each night the ladies and men battle it out to date The Batchelor in a series of tasks, with the Batchelor choosing who he takes on a date each night.

Each evening a member will be eliminated from the show with The Batchelor deciding your fate.

Who Is She? Is this year Bachelor!


"I’m a bachelorette at heart but for names sakes and branding I’ll be referred to as The Bachelor x

I’m a crazy party gal with a fab attitude and an overall harrowingly nice personality. I’m absolutely hilarious and if you don’t like me then you have something mentally wrong with you.

Being such a rich and famous TiBB socialite, it’s not a case of what I can do for you, but a case of what you can do for me. If you don’t float my boat, then you’re going home. Xoxo"


Contestants

Contestants will be revealed tonight at 9PM

Kate! - Katerina
Kirk - Mark
Jack - Charles
EspeonBB - Britney
Dezzy - Dwayne
LiamBB - LaDaysha
Brenda - Brenda
SuperV - Veronica
Daniel_ - Lucas
Daniel-X - Tiara
Tom - Nicki
The house is located in the beauty of California. House pictures have been released.

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[Dominic]

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TiBB Bachelor is brought to you by Twistos.

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TiBB'a

[Will.]

6 hours to go!

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5 hours to go!

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4 hours to go!

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3 hours to go!

[Ninastar]

i should be tibbs bachelor tbh

[Will.]

2 hours to go!

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1 hour!

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[Will.]

20 mins!

[Will.]

10 mins!

[Will.]

Contestant 9 teaser: "I lost my virginity to my cousin."

[Will.]

Got some good titles!

[Kate!]

Arrives

[Dominic]

Cute kitty avi^

[Will.]

HELLO and welcome to the live launch of TIBB BACHELOR!

Tonight we have 9 dazzling, feisty and ruthless contestants.

One very special guest that's sure to cause a stir.

And a few almighty decisions the Bachelor will have to make.


WTFFNQtAF0E

[T*]

HELLO and welcome to the live launch of TIBB BACHELOR!



Tonight we have 9 dazzling, feisty and ruthless contestants.



One very special guest that's sure to cause a stir.



And a few almighty decisions the Bachelor will have to make.





WTFFNQtAF0E


Why are the titles in georgian

[Daniel-X]

Perched as ****

[Will.]

We are live on a beautiful night in California, the limo with our 9 bitches and man sluts is approaching fast, so we better be quick.

[Kate!]

Let's all slay

[MB.]

Why are the titles in georgian

I mean all the names are Indian

[Cherie]

Oooooooo

[Dominic]

Who is who in the titles tho

[Cherie]

I mean all the names are Indian

Dawn Vincent :hmph:

[MB.]

Dawn Vincent :hmph:

Can't get more Indian than Dawn

[Will.]

Before the limo arrives, we have something very special to do!

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Shall we meet our bachelor properly?
How old are you?
25 af x

What's your background?
I'm a rich smart gal with a large bank balance but a small figure x

Do you get on with your family?
Yes x

Would you consider yourself a ruthless person?
When needs be.

How would you rate yourself on looks?
10 ALWAYS.

What hobbies do you have?
I like being better than everyone else. Oh, and walking the dogs.

How evil/strict will you be?
Really evil and strict x

Are you prepared to cause drama and argue with contestants?
Of course, this is my show x

Have you got your eye on particular contestant?
Maybe. You'll have to wait and see.

What advice would give to this years contestants?
Relax and try not to be overwhelmed by my beauty and how much more better I am than you.

[Cherie]

Before the limo arrives, we have something very special to do!

http://www.gabriel-limousine.com/images/limo-night.jpg

Shall we meet our bachelor properly?
How old are you?
15 af x

What's your background?
I'm a rich smart gal with a large bank balance but a small figure x

Do you get on with your family?
Yes x

Would you consider yourself a ruthless person?
When needs be.

How would you rate yourself on looks?
10 ALWAYS.

What hobbies do you have?
I like being better than everyone else. Oh, and walking the dogs.

How evil/strict will you be?
Really evil and strict x

Are you prepared to cause drama and argue with contestants?
Of course, this is my show x

Have you got your eye on particular contestant?
Maybe. You'll have to wait and see.

What advice would give to this years contestants?
Relax and try not to be overwhelmed by my beauty and how much more better I am than you.




Oh :worry:

[Kate!]

Is Cherie the special guest?

[Will.]

The Limo has arrived! Cal is ready! We are seconds away from meeting the first contestant!

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[Cherie]

Is Cherie the special guest?

Jeez I hope not nobody has told me I am :laugh:

[Daniel-X]

Cal looks on point tbh

[Cal.]

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[Will.]

Shall we meet our first contestant? There certainly a character!

[Will.]

IT'S DEZZY! (Dwayne)

What part of the USA are you from?
Texas

How old are you?
25

What's your background?
I'm the youngest son of a prestigious and wealthy family that made their fortune in oil. I married young to the daughter of a rival family which caused a fair few years of strife in the family. We eventually divorced but not before multiple murders, shootings, double crosses and betrayals that ripped our families apart.

Do you get on with you family?
When we're not killing and betraying each other? Yes.

Would you consider yourself a ruthless person?
I murdered my twin in the womb.

How would you rate yourself on looks?
I'm sensational tbh.

What would you do to win?
Cut a bitch.

Are you a competitive person?
Yes, especially when it comes to Monopoly.

What annoying traits do you have? If any.
I have a habit of faking my death, disappearing for a year and turning up in showers for no reason.

What hobbies do you have?
BETRAYAL.

Are you looking forward to playing?
Yes, it'll kill some time before I end up either shooting my brother, fake dying in a car crash, suffer from amnesia, get married to a crazy bitch who fights other bitches in fountains or have all the pointless relations in my family murdered in a bizarre wedding massacre that had no long term ramifications for anyone beyond the incidental relations that no one cared about.

Are you prepared to cause drama and argue with contestants?
I AM the drama.

What's your selling point? Which no other contestants has?
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[MB.]

How old are you?
15 af x

Because a show featuring eight adults trying to win the love of a 15 year old sounds perfectly legal

[Cal.]

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[Dominic]

Woo

[Kate!]

Because a show featuring eight adults trying to win the love of a 15 year old sounds perfectly legal

Especially when one is Dezzy. :eek:

[Will.]

Shall we meet another!

It's Brenda!

What part of the USA are you from?
I am from Las Vegas, the city that never sleeps.

How old are you?
I am twenty years old, I will be twenty-one this up and coming March.

What's your background?
Sometimes I have the style of an all-american girl, but I am a bit of biracial butterfly myself. I have indian roots, italian roons (hence the cooking skills), armenian roots (hence the Kardashian curves) and obviously part american!

Do you get on with your family?
Family is very important to me, I get on with all of my family and I can't wait to have kids myself.

Would you consider yourself a ruthless person?
I'm usually a forgive and forget person, but if someone pushes my last buttons and gets on my damn nerves and treats me horribly, I will be as ruthless as I can be.

How would you rate yourself on looks?
I'll be honest, ten! :smug:

What would you do to win?
I feel like I'm naturally a winner. I can flirt my way easily, I can even cook my way easily. I have a fun and a different personality that will make me stand out.

Are you a competitive person?
Most definetly! I can cut a b*tch to win! I won't cut anyone actually though ;).

What annoying traits do you have? If any.
Great to some, annoying to others, I am way too genuine. If I have a problem with someone, I say it straight to their faces.

What hobbies do you have?
Eating, sleeping just like most people. But I also love having a bit of a workout now and then. Baking & cooking is a great passion too.

Are you looking forward to playing?
Most definetly!

Are you prepared to cause drama and argue with contestants?
The drama follows me everywhere, so absolutely!

What's your selling point? Which no other contestants has?
I'm a selling point as a whole, I WILL win!

[Dominic]

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I'm here.

[Cal.]

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[Will.]

Another is out!

It's Super V (veronica)


What part of the USA are you from? Miami, Florida

How old are you? 23

What's your background? I grew up in Australia and when i finished High School at 18 I moved to Miami to go to University.

Do you get on with your family? Every holiday time (Christmas, Easter ect.) I fly back to see my family in Australia and stay at my parents home.

Would you consider yourself a ruthless person? It my be confusing but I'm to nice to be mean to someones face if that makes sense. Ruthless? I don't know.

How would you rate yourself on looks? Pretty good looking, I never really ever rated myself but yeah a good 8/10 (Always hook up at the bars)

What would you do to win? Impress the bachelor, their really isn't any other way. If i connect then I connect, if I don't then so be it.

Are you a competitive person? Well kind of... I hate losing

What annoying traits do you have? If any. I can't stand people whispering! OMG it kills me.

What hobbies do you have? Would you call going to the gym a hobby?

Are you looking forward to playing? Yes I am, i'm really excited!

Are you prepared to cause drama and argue with contestants? Well like Ashley, I can throw glass amazingly...

What's your selling point? Which no other contestants has? I don't have a big ego, I can relate to most people and I have an amazing Aussie accent

[Will.]

Kirk Lancaster (Mark) is next!

What part of the USA are you from?

Virginia - I was not born there but moved there when I was a teenager because I am one horny mother and I loved the VIRGIN part of the name. My quest from that day on was to 'pop as many Cherries as I could to force them to change the name to 'Deflowered Virgins-ia'.

How old are you?

I am as old as my long, long, sexually artful tongue, and a little older than my still pearly white natural teeth. I am also old enough to know that young guys just don't know how to TRULY ENJOY a woman. From her toes to her lips, older guys worship and ravish a female. Ain't no 'Wham, Bam, See Ya Mam' with this old Lothario. I takes my tisip at the wine.

What's your background?

I AM the quintessential MACHO MAN. I have boxed all my life since the age of 8, and worked as a Bouncer for years as well as a builder. I am still in amazing physical condition, still fit, and I don't need no VIAGARA, just NIAGARA - to cool this horny mofo down.

Do you get on with your family? Yep - apart from the mofo relatives I detest.

Would you consider yourself a ruthless person? No, but I'll cut your mofo throat if you disagree with me.

How would you rate yourself on looks?

Most guys problem is that they can't attract women, mine's the exact opposite. Hell boy, I'm one walking, talking Babe Magnet and I'm so pretty even Muhammad Ali settled for a second prize in the looks department.

What would you do to win?

I would swim the English Channel with Rusty Lee on my back, Plait Sawdust, Weave Water, and Vote For Jeremy Corbyn for PM of England and Trump for President of the USA.

Are you a competitive person?

Naw, just ask all my rivals - once they all come out of Intensive Care.

What annoying traits do you have? If any.

I think my most annoying Goddam trait is my humility. I just can't help being modest.

What hobbies do you have?

Cunnilingus is my main hobby - you just can't lick it. Or should that be you can?

Are you looking forward to playing?

With that fit, little bitch who's the main prize? Are you kidding me? Does Donald Trump wear a weetabix on his head?

Are you prepared to cause drama and argue with contestants?

No, just to physically whup their no-chance asses.

What's your selling point? Which no other contestants has?

Oh, let me think for a nano-second: I'm super modest. I'm incredibly handsome and still ripped. I have a God-given natural chemistry whih women can't resist. I have a mean sense of humour which no woman can resist. I am highly educated. I am a writer, a poet, a sculptor, a painter, and a can speak three languages. My penis resembles a baby's arm clutching an apple in its hand. And I KNOW how to make LURVE - for hours. Why, when I'm through with that Nikki doll, she's gonna be smiling with ecstasy and asking: "Who am I " not "Who is she".

Bring It On Mofo.

[Kate!]

Kirk (Mark) is next!

What part of the USA are you from?

Virginia - I was not born there but moved there when I was a teenager because I am one horny mother and I loved the VIRGIN part of the name. My quest from that day on was to 'pop as many Cherries as I could to force them to change the name to 'Deflowered Virgins-ia'.

How old are you?

I am as old as my long, long, sexually artful tongue, and a little older than my still pearly white natural teeth. I am also old enough to know that young guys just don't know how to TRULY ENJOY a woman. From her toes to her lips, older guys worship and ravish a female. Ain't no 'Wham, Bam, See Ya Mam' with this old Lothario. I takes my tisip at the wine.

What's your background?

I AM the quintessential MACHO MAN. I have boxed all my life since the age of 8, and worked as a Bouncer for years as well as a builder. I am still in amazing physical condition, still fit, and I don't need no VIAGARA, just NIAGARA - to cool this horny mofo down.

Do you get on with your family? Yep - apart from the mofo relatives I detest.

Would you consider yourself a ruthless person? No, but I'll cut your mofo throat if you disagree with me.

How would you rate yourself on looks?

Most guys problem is that they can't attract women, mine's the exact opposite. Hell boy, I'm one walking, talking Babe Magnet and I'm so pretty even Muhammad Ali settled for a second prize in the looks department.

What would you do to win?

I would swim the English Channel with Rusty Lee on my back, Plait Sawdust, Weave Water, and Vote For Jeremy Corbyn for PM of England and Trump for President of the USA.

Are you a competitive person?

Naw, just ask all my rivals - once they all come out of Intensive Care.

What annoying traits do you have? If any.

I think my most annoying Goddam trait is my humility. I just can't help being modest.

What hobbies do you have?

Cunnilingus is my main hobby - you just can't lick it. Or should that be you can?

Are you looking forward to playing?

With that fit, little bitch who's the main prize? Are you kidding me? Does Donald Trump wear a weetabix on his head?

Are you prepared to cause drama and argue with contestants?

No, just to physically whup their no-chance asses.

What's your selling point? Which no other contestants has?

Oh, let me think for a nano-second: I'm super modest. I'm incredibly handsome and still ripped. I have a God-given natural chemistry whih women can't resist. I have a mean sense of humour which no woman can resist. I am highly educated. I am a writer, a poet, a sculptor, a painter, and a can speak three languages. My penis resembles a baby's arm clutching an apple in its hand. And I KNOW how to make LURVE - for hours. Why, when I'm through with that Nikki doll, she's gonna be smiling with ecstasy and asking: "Who am I " not "Who is she".

Bring It On Mofo.

Winner right here :worship:

[Dominic]

hew

[Marsh.]

I thought New York was the city that never sleeps, isn't Vegas the city of sin?

[Kate!]

It's kirklancaster

[SuperV]

Wow Mark is a lot to take in.

[Will.]

Kate is here! (Katerina)
What part of the USA are you from?

sunny California

How old are you?

I'm feeling 22.

What's your background?

White trailer trash chick

Do you get on with your family?

No

Would you consider yourself a ruthless person?

In some ways

How would you rate yourself on looks?

7/10 but I do have beautiful eyes so I'm told

What would you do to win?

Steal the Bachelors heart

Are you a competitive person?

Yes

What annoying traits do you have? If any.

Impatient

What hobbies do you have?

Reading, swimming, solving puzzles.

Are you looking forward to playing?

Yes bring it on

Are you prepared to cause drama and argue with contestants?

No, I'll charm them all

What's your selling point? Which no other contestants has?

I'm a quarter Irish, so I can talk the talk.

[Dominic]

Las Vegas is the city that doesn't sleep because of my beauty.

[Tom4784]

So, I'm easily the best contestant so far. Good to know. :fan:

[Tom4784]

Las Vegas is the city that doesn't sleep because of my beauty.

Can't sleep because of the nightmares?

[Cherie]

Wow Mark is a lot to take in.

:hehe:

[Dominic]

Can't sleep because of the nightmares?

Nightmares in which I save the dreamers from the evil that is you.

[Kate!]

Support me people!

[Cherie]

So, I'm easily the best contestant so far. Good to know. :fan:

:nono:don't make me agree with you

[SuperV]

:hehe:

I knew someone would think that!:laugh:

[Will.]

Daniel_ (Lucas)has arrived!
What part of the USA are you from?

Beverly Hills.

How old are you?

I'm 23 years old.

What's your background?

I come from a rich and ruthless background, my parents are rich. I have everything a gay man can ask for.

Do you get on with your family?

Yes, we go on 6* star luxurious holidays all the time, buy loads of clothes and bags. W're stuck up.

Would you consider yourself a ruthless person?

yes of course I would murder someone to win, you really haven't seen anything yet.

How would you rate yourself on looks?

10/10 of course, everyone else looks like pigs.

What would you do to win?

I'd bloody kill someone.

Are you a competitive person?

Hell yes, I'm going to win! No one will get in my way, and if they try I'll batter them.

What annoying traits do you have? If any.

I'm perfect.

What hobbies do you have?

shopping, buying cars, buying everything. I'm rich so can afford everything.

Are you looking forward to playing?

Hell yes, bring it on! The others won't no whats hit them.

Are you prepared to cause drama and argue with contestants?

yes, I'm prepared to bring the whole house down, I will spit on the producers if I have to.

What's your selling point? Which no other contestants has?

I'm classy, all the others wouldn't know classy if it hit them in the face.

[Cherie]

Oh Lucas upping the ante

[Tom4784]

Nightmares in which I save the dreamers from the evil that is you.

Honey, they'd take evil over your crusty ass face any day. Clearasil, make friends with it. :fan:

[Cal.]

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[Kate!]

Wow

[Daniel-X]

Will read my PM please

[Will.]

Daniel-X is in the house (Tiara)


Q: What part of the USA are you from?

A: The big apple (New York City hon)

Q: How old are you?

A: 24 but 18 at heart <3

Q: What's your background?


A: If you mean ethnicity I'm Asian of course hunni! If you mean do I have a story well I grew up knowing that Prada and Gucci were the only important things in life. I had two house maids called Violetta and Consuela and they were basically whipped bitches for me! I love being rich because I hate povvo people like ewww stop shopping at like wherever you shop at you look like ****.

Oh and also I'm miss New York and have been for five years because I literally make sure I win eveyrtime otherwise the bitches will be stabbed brutally

Q: Do you get on with your family?

A: Yes because they're rich and smart like me <3

Q: Would you consider yourself a ruthless person?

A: For a pair of Jimmy Choo's yas!

Q: How would you rate yourself on looks?

A: Broke the scale

Q: What would you do to win?

A: Literally stab someone in their spleen

Q: Are you a competitive person?

A: I threw a monopoly set in the trash because I was losing

Q: What annoying traits do you have? If any.

A: I speak my mind a little too much and I'm really loud

Q: What hobbies do you have?

A: Buying clothes for my puppy Beyonce

Q: Are you looking forward to playing?

A: Yas for the money and the hot bachelor

Q: Are you prepared to cause drama and argue with contestants?

A: I may look like a wallflower but get on my wrong side then get ready to feel my claws hunni

Q: What's your selling point? Which no other contestants has?

A: I'm Asian, I'm skinny, I'm rich and I'm a little bit of a bitch!

[Dominic]

Honey, they'd take evil over your crusty ass face any day. Clearasil, make friends with it. :fan:

This sounds like an Iggy Azalea song.

[Cherie]

Will read my PM please

Late drama :fan:

[Dominic]

Tiara<3

[Tom4784]

OMG, Not here to be the Mary of the group :nono:

[Cal.]

Not all my gals being rich

[Daniel-X]

Tiara<3

I hope she slays you to t'core <3

[Will.]

EspeonBB is next! (Britney)

B]What part of the USA are you from?[/B]
I'm from New York, the belly of the beast

How old are you?
23

What's your background?
I'm a biracial butterfly born into a wealthy family.

Do you get on with you family?
Very well. My parents are supportive.

Would you consider yourself a ruthless person?
Yes. I will do absolutely anything to win and I have no moral objections whatsoever

How would you rate yourself on looks?
10/10 obviously

What would you do to win?
Anything. I came to win and I am not leaving until I do so

Are you a competitive person?
Yes. I hate to lose and I will do anything to make sure it doesn't happen. Lying, cheating, stealing idc as long as it gets results.

What annoying traits do you have? If any.
I am very competitive and argumentative. People say I'm selfish but I don't think so.

What hobbies do you have?
Partying and sleeping!

Are you looking forward to playing?
Yes. I am so happy to have been chosen as a participant and I can guarantee I won't disappoint.

Are you prepared to cause drama and argue with contestants?
Yes! If some inferior ho come at me I will defend myself. There will be no one there better than me and I will come in guns blazing.

What's your selling point? Which no other contestants has?
I am extremely competitive, ready to cause drama and I have looks and talent as well. No other contestant has the full package like I do, it's Britney bitch!

[Dominic]

omg its taylord swift

[EspeonBB]

Ya'll ain't ready
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[SuperV]

Its Britney Bitch!

[Cal.]

NOT another rich gal

[Daniel-X]

NOT another rich gal

You prefer povvo gals?

[T*]

me @ all the faux rich ho's
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[Kate!]

I'm trailer trash - I'm unique among these rich spoiled bitches tbh

[Will.]

It's time to meet LiamBB (LaDaysha)

What part of the USA are you from?
I'm from Utah


How old are you?
26 years old


What's your background?
Hi I'm LaDaysha. I'm a happy positive person and always like to look on the bright side of things, and take all opportunities that come my way. My friends would say I'm naive and gullible and too trusting of people, and maybe a bit dim but I can't help it, that's just the way I am.
I haven't been very lucky in love. I'm not sure why but I always seem to pick the wrong people. Maybe this time it will be different as someone will be picking me. Hopefully


Do you get on with you family?
I'm very close with my family. In fact I lost my virginity to my cousin Barney when I visited one weekend in Salt Lake City. He said it didn't really count though because he's Mormon.


Would you consider yourself a ruthless person?
I'm not a ruthless person. I don't even know the meaning of the word.


How would you rate yourself on looks?
I rate myself 8/10 on attractiveness because that's what my dad tells me I am. He's smart.


What would you do to win?
If I win I want it to be because I deserve it, so I'm just going to be myself.


Are you a competitive person?
I not usually very competitive but if I was to get through to the later stages this side of me might come out.


What annoying traits do you have? If any.
I have quite a short attention span and a bad memory which some people can find annoying.


What hobbies do you have?
writing in my journal. Making paper mache. Finger painting.


Are you looking forward to playing?
I am looking forward to it!


Are you prepared to cause drama and argue with contestants?
I'm not usually very argumentative but then again I've never been in a situation like this before so who knows what will happen.


What's your selling point? Which no other contestants has?
I'm LaDaysha baby xoxo[/QUOTE]

[Daniel-X]

I NEED to be rich without money Tiara would lit die

[Cal.]

I'm trailer trash - I'm unique among these rich spoiled bitches tbh

You are my fave to win already angel x

[Tom4784]

Yay, I'm no longer the ancient past it milf of the group :clap1:

[Will.]

We have 1 final contestant!

And a very special guest!

[Dominic]

Is it New York?

[Kate!]

Yay, I'm no longer the ancient past it milf of the group :clap1:

Punches Dezzy

[EspeonBB]

lol @ all these inferior flops. None of them compare to me

[Will.]

We now have another 2!

[Dominic]

Punches Dezzy

go katee

[Dominic]

nnn not another basic bitch

[Dominic]

Britney check ur suspicious PM's

[Daniel-X]

lol @ all these inferior flops. None of them compare to me

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[Cherie]

It's time to meet LiamBB (LaDaysha)

What part of the USA are you from?
I'm from Utah


How old are you?
26 years old


What's your background?
Hi I'm LaDaysha. I'm a happy positive person and always like to look on the bright side of things, and take all opportunities that come my way. My friends would say I'm naive and gullible and too trusting of people, and maybe a bit dim but I can't help it, that's just the way I am.
I haven't been very lucky in love. I'm not sure why but I always seem to pick the wrong people. Maybe this time it will be different as someone will be picking me. Hopefully


Do you get on with you family?
I'm very close with my family. In fact I lost my virginity to my cousin Barney when I visited one weekend in Salt Lake City. He said it didn't really count though because he's Mormon.


Would you consider yourself a ruthless person?
I'm not a ruthless person. I don't even know the meaning of the word.


How would you rate yourself on looks?
I rate myself 8/10 on attractiveness because that's what my dad tells me I am. He's smart.


What would you do to win?
If I win I want it to be because I deserve it, so I'm just going to be myself.


Are you a competitive person?
I not usually very competitive but if I was to get through to the later stages this side of me might come out.


What annoying traits do you have? If any.
I have quite a short attention span and a bad memory which some people can find annoying.


What hobbies do you have?
writing in my journal. Making paper mache. Finger painting.


Are you looking forward to playing?
I am looking forward to it!


Are you prepared to cause drama and argue with contestants?
I'm not usually very argumentative but then again I've never been in a situation like this before so who knows what will happen.


What's your selling point? Which no other contestants has?
I'm LaDaysha baby xoxo[/QUOTE]

Blarney Barney

[Tom4784]

Punches Dezzy

Don't you put your hands on me you hillbilly bimbo.

[Cherie]

Punches Dezzy

:clap1:

[Will.]

It's Jack. (Charles)

What part of the USA are you from?
Ohio
How old are you?
27
What's your background?
I'm a business man
Do you get on with you family?
Fine
Would you consider yourself a ruthless person?
Yes
How would you rate yourself on looks?
10
What would you do to win?
Anything :fan:
Are you a competitive person?
Yes
What annoying traits do you have? If any.
None
What hobbies do you have?
Reading and yoga
Are you looking forward to playing?
Yes
Are you prepared to cause drama and argue with contestants?
Yes
What's your selling point? Which no other contestants has?
I'm Charles darling, everyone wants to be me but they can't

[Cal.]

http://popcrush.com/files/2015/05/mariah-carey-side-eye.gif

When are the real contestants arriving?

[Will.]

One more contestant, she will slay!

[Daniel.]

superv is that you in your avatar because if so new fav member

[Kate!]

Don't you put your hands on me you hillbilly bimbo.

Cat fight 1 already :flutter:

[Cherie]

It's Jack. (Charles)

What part of the USA are you from?
Ohio
How old are you?
27
What's your background?
I'm a business man
Do you get on with you family?
Fine
Would you consider yourself a ruthless person?
Yes
How would you rate yourself on looks?
10
What would you do to win?
Anything :fan:
Are you a competitive person?
Yes
What annoying traits do you have? If any.
None
What hobbies do you have?
Reading and yoga
Are you looking forward to playing?
Yes
Are you prepared to cause drama and argue with contestants?
Yes
What's your selling point? Which no other contestants has?
I'm Charles darling, everyone wants to be me but they can't



SUAVE

[SuperV]

wow I left to go to the toilet and I come back and a bitch got slapped!

[Tom4784]

Cat fight 1 already :flutter:

Gurl, if you're involved it's more of a rat fight.

[EspeonBB]

Is this my competition? Winning this will be a piece of cake
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maew0eTBFL1r5jgouo1_250.gif

[Jack.]

Not me coming in late rushing through that thing and I've made myself sound so messy. :worry:

[kirklancaster]

Yo bros - I'm here watching all you bitches tear into one another and when the dust settles, I'm just gonna whup all your second-rate asses. Nikki is getting MY dikki.

[Will.]

It's Tøm! (Nicki)

Phoenix x

15

I am an upper-class beauty queen, with a youtube channel bursting with millions of subscribers and my bank bursting with money :dazzler:
https://j.gifs.com/y56937.gif

yes i give them money WHAT MORE COULD THEY WANT?

my aunt ruth died 2 years ago so yes
god bless

11/10

put up a fight to anyone that may get in my way of victory

Yuh, someone nearly got more subscribers than me so i ****ing scalped that *****

N/A

being charitable and flying to africa to contribute and volunteer #godbless

yeah

YES I WILL BE SCALPING THOSE POOR BITCHES

https://j.gifs.com/KdbBq2.gif

[Dominic]

Speaking of Dikki do any of you like Dicky Manaj?

[T*]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/96ac0d5f83fde148c3541dfc9da0e089/tumblr_inline_n4kgm839Zs1qfemna.gif

time to give this freakshow some style x

[Daniel-X]

Is this my competition? Winning this will be a piece of cake
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maew0eTBFL1r5jgouo1_250.gif

*shoots you a dirty look*

[T*]

wait why haven't you posted the questions as well

[Daniel.]

wow I left to go to the toilet and I come back and a bitch got slapped!

Is that you in your avi

[Will.]

Ladies and Gentlemen (Or should I say hoes and man sluts).

Gather round, It's task time!

[Kate!]

Gurl, if you're involved it's more of a rat fight.

Hamsters at Dawn bitch!

[Daniel.]

I love kirk

[Tom4784]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/96ac0d5f83fde148c3541dfc9da0e089/tumblr_inline_n4kgm839Zs1qfemna.gif

time to give this freakshow some style x

Well...You can't have a Freakshow without a clown xx

[kirklancaster]

Speaking of Dikki do any of you like Dicky Manaj?

Not as much as she likes my Prikki in her Snatch.

[Cal.]

Yo bros - I'm here watching all you bitches tear into one another and when the dust settles, I'm just gonna whup all your second-rate asses. Nikki is getting MY dikki.

http://i.imgur.com/fmFImsq.png

[Daniel-X]

*Cleanses knife for spleen stabbing*

[EspeonBB]

*shoots you a dirty look*

Pressed at my beauty and talent?

[T*]

Well...You can't have a Freakshow without a clown xx

it's good you've fufilled that role honey :hee:

[Tom4784]

Pressed at my beauty and talent?

More like wondering when the surgeons are gonna finish the surgery tbh.

[T*]

My name is nicki

[Dominic]

More like wondering when the surgeons are gonna finish the surgery tbh.

Hunny just because none of your twenty surgeries were able to fix your rat face, doesn't mean it happened to everyone else.

[kirklancaster]

Well...You can't have a Freakshow without a clown xx

:laugh:Credit where it's due - You made a funny by mistake. Ain't gonna do ya any good - that Nikki bitch is mine.

[EspeonBB]

More like wondering when the surgeons are gonna finish the surgery tbh.

Oh this is all natural honey. Same goes for your pimples and thunder thighs

[Cherie]

Good luck Nikki :fan:

[Daniel-X]

Pressed at my beauty and talent?

I'll be pressed when you win Miss New York unlike me xo

[Will.]

Task: Who Can Dress The Best?

Ladies and Gentlemen it's time to dress too impress.

You have to post a picture of your best outfit.

So you better rush to your bedrooms now.

Cal will then choose the best dressed and live in the exclusive pod, spending a night alone with this contestant.

He will then select the 3 worst dressed, Who will live outside in tents for the night!

[T*]

my name was wrong and the questions weren't even posted with my responses
#justice4nicki

[Tom4784]

Hunny just because none of your five surgeries were able to fix your rat face, doesn't mean it happened to everyone else.

Excuse me, Security? Why is this mutant talking to me? Can you escort it back to the sewers it came from?

[Daniel.]

if I was the bachelor I would choose kirk

[Kate!]

Saunters in naked.

[Will.]

You have 5 minutes to post your best outfit!

[Cal.]

http://i.imgur.com/BazfS8e.gif

[Marsh.]

Saunters in naked.

:joker::joker::joker:

[Cal.]

Get your outfits ready gals and dress to impress x

[SuperV]

http://hkhousewife.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/00251.jpg

Best thing I have

[Kate!]

You have 5 minutes to post your best outfit!

I'm trailer trash, I'm Harry Amelia. I'm going in naked.

[Dominic]

Dezzy you should try this on I think it will suit ya luv:
http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/shutterstock_98813513.jpg?w=700

[Will.]

Hurry!

After that we will then meet our very special guest!

[Daniel.]

My outfit

http://stealherstyle.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/kesha-miu-miu-outfit.jpg

[Daniel-X]

http://cl.jroo.me/z3/C/a/C/d/a.aaa-Dress-made-from-real-money.jpg

[Cherie]

Saunters in naked.

:laugh:

[Tom4784]

Dezzy you should try this on I think it will suit ya luv:
http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/shutterstock_98813513.jpg?w=700

No, I wouldn't want to steal your signature look after all.

[Dominic]

Hi I am here.
http://sim05.in.com/af6f039aad6987e98182a54b7c170967.jpg

[Tom4784]

http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/ln/20130502/020513_rupaul_drag_race_2/detox-matthew-sanderson-rupauls-drag-race-season-5_3640596.jpg

[T*]

http://www.worldsstyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Beautiful-One-Shoulder-Party-Dress.jpg
http://images.us.christianlouboutin.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/thumbnail/1200x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/1/5/0/christianlouboutin-senora-1150242_O020_2_1200x1200_1425308129.jpg
http://media3.popsugar-assets.com/files/2011/10/42/4/192/1922564/69eb0a5648f4663a_Chanel-Rent-the-Runway/i/Rent-Runway-Debuts-Chanel-Bags-Jewelry.jpg

top that, you silly little *****s

[Marsh.]

My outfit

http://stealherstyle.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/kesha-miu-miu-outfit.jpg

Josie Gibson looking hot

[Will.]

Our guest is about to tear **** up!

[Cal.]

When do I send a hoe home

[EspeonBB]

I have arrived

http://media3.popsugar-assets.com/files/2015/05/04/127/n/1922398/ca7b2d42942b1082_472181010ly5ifd.xxxlarge/i/Beyonce-Knowles-Met-Gala-2015.jpg

[Jack.]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d8/3b/2f/d83b2fc937043d1dcf32542c05279436.jpg

[Daniel-X]

http://www.worldsstyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Beautiful-One-Shoulder-Party-Dress.jpg
http://images.us.christianlouboutin.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/thumbnail/1200x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/1/5/0/christianlouboutin-senora-1150242_O020_2_1200x1200_1425308129.jpg
http://media3.popsugar-assets.com/files/2011/10/42/4/192/1922564/69eb0a5648f4663a_Chanel-Rent-the-Runway/i/Rent-Runway-Debuts-Chanel-Bags-Jewelry.jpg

top that, you silly little *****s

http://cl.jroo.me/z3/C/a/C/d/a.aaa-Dress-made-from-real-money.jpg

.

[Kate!]

Marsh is the guest?

[SuperV]

When do I send a hoe home

HAHA Love it, so eager!

[T*]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d8/3b/2f/d83b2fc937043d1dcf32542c05279436.jpg

i didn't know this show had a basic bitch from primark section?

[Will.]

Nope, not Marsh.

[Daniel-X]

When do I send a hoe home

Do you not want to **** us all first?

[T*]

can we just @ superV's avi which he has obviously stolen from google

[Cal.]

Do you not want to **** us all first?

https://31.media.tumblr.com/58d23b49d42700282e6ef97c0d6538b7/tumblr_inline_njq2sl0UhV1s1wrjn.gif

[Will.]

3 more people still need too post.

Only 1 min left.

[Dominic]

Disqualify the bitches

[Tom4784]

Send them home :clap1:

[SuperV]

can we just @ superV's avi which he has obviously stolen from google

Yeah it is from google Tom

[Jack.]

i didn't know this show had a basic bitch from primark section?

I'm no basic bitch Hun, all you lot are is attention seeking bitches :fan:

[T*]

#kickthechicks

[MB.]

Hamsters at Dawn bitch!

Dawn Vincent?

[Tom4784]

Do you not want to **** us all first?

He's not into bestiality :fan:

[T*]

Yeah it is from google Tom

why though lovey

[Marsh.]

Lift your skirts, no dicks allowed.

[Dominic]

The other ones have been eliminated.

[EspeonBB]

Do you not want to **** us all first?

He better not. He might get swallowed up by some of these bitches caves

[Will.]

Who hasn't posted, Kirk, Liam and who else?

[SuperV]

why though lovey

dunno I choose a new avatar each month

[Tom4784]

The other ones have been eliminated.

:clap1:

[Daniel-X]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/58d23b49d42700282e6ef97c0d6538b7/tumblr_inline_njq2sl0UhV1s1wrjn.gif

I forgot about the gonorrhoea they all had oops X

[Cal.]

I have chosen the chick I want to spend the night with already!

[T*]

dunno I choose a new avatar each month

and why have your user title as 'My only selfie ever'?

[Will.]

Right it's closed.

I'm ****ing fuming with the 3 who haven't posted.

You've all received a yellow card, if it happens again you receive a red card and your disqualified.

[Dominic]

Should have just given them a red one.

[Will.]

But before we have the results...

[SuperV]

and why have your user title as 'My only selfie ever'?

Its a joke that me and my mates say. Cause when I tried to do a selfie it didn't work out so every has a joke about it

[Daniel-X]

Who didn't actually post Kirk, LiamBB and who else?

[T*]

they've already had red cards from their STD tests :hee:

[Will.]

It's time to meet our special guest!!!

[Daniel-X]

Its a joke that me and my mates say.

I must use that one on my friends I am in tears

[T*]

Its a joke that me and my mates say.

i like how your user title is now '____________' did I hit a nerve?

[Kate!]

I have chosen the chick I want to spend the night with already!

Struts

[Cal.]

I must say Nicki is really not helping my opening night jitters and she's getting on my last nerve.

[Daniel-X]

i like how your user title is now '____________' did I hit a nerve?

Nicki you ruthless bitch!

[Tom4784]

Struts

He said spend a night with, not who he'd hire to scrub the toilets.

[T*]

Its a joke that me and my mates say. Cause when I tried to do a selfie it didn't work out so every has a joke about it

you're friends aren't here though dear

[SuperV]

i like how your user title is now '____________' did I hit a nerve?

No you didn't, Just getting annoying

[Daniel.]

why is tom bullying superv

[Marsh.]

you're friends aren't here though dear

Has anyone got the aloe vera?

[kirklancaster]

Should have forwarned us we'd need to post photos and shet like that. I'm not clued up on how to do that stuff, and could have prepared.

[Daniel-X]

Not Tom going all Helen on us on poor Jale (SuperV)

[Kate!]

American pie
The wedding
Itv2 now

[T*]

just taking out the trash competition

[Will.]

Marsh is tonight's special guest!

He will be open his very own Marsh's Exclusive Executive Training Academy.

Marsh will select a contestant to join his academy in which he will train this contestant.

This person will be immune from tomorrows elimination and will be told exclusive interviews from Cal, which will help the contestant understand what Cal looks for.

But before all of that...

Marsh will select one hoe to be eliminated from the competition, Marsh make you decision...

[Tom4784]

I wasn't aware Helen Wood was a contestant. #ejectthebully

[Daniel.]

kirk to win

[SuperV]

Not Tom going all Helen on us on poor Jale (SuperV)

Don't worry, Giving the bully attention is what keeps them going. :spin:

[Marsh.]

I brought Jay along :love:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/08/27/22/2BB8635100000578-3213493-image-a-49_1440711902153.jpg

[Cal.]

I must say Nicki is my top pick to go rn

[kirklancaster]

if I was the bachelor I would choose kirk

Thank you Daniel. You have impeccable taste. :hehe:

[Firewire]

well tbh this game did need some drama to make it interesting

[T*]

I must say Nicki is my top pick to go rn

http://i.imgur.com/Orrwx25.gif

[Tom4784]

I must say Nicki is my top pick to go rn

:clap1:

[Daniel.]

Thank you Daniel. You have impeccable taste. :hehe:

slay king

[Marsh.]

Do you have three questions?

http://cdn.playbuzz.com/cdn/e3bad93b-2f96-4b60-802d-453e2d5ec1e2/1f0dfdf6-dad9-4f7f-9c67-d04ad2b7a70e.jpg

[Will.]

Marsh who are you eliminating?

[Dominic]

Eliminate Helen before she beats Ashleigh again

[Ross.]

Do you have three questions?

http://cdn.playbuzz.com/cdn/e3bad93b-2f96-4b60-802d-453e2d5ec1e2/1f0dfdf6-dad9-4f7f-9c67-d04ad2b7a70e.jpg

:joker:

[Cal.]

Get the ball out!

[Daniel.]

get tom out for the fumes

[Daniel-X]

Jonathan's avatar lit gives me chills k need to watch quantico just because the gal in it is so stunning

[Marsh.]

Marsh who are you eliminating?

What are your three questions?

http://i1.cdnds.net/14/34/618x347/cbb_garyanddee1.jpg

[Tom4784]

Eliminate Helen before she beats Ashleigh again

You may look like a burn victim but you speak sense. :clap1:

[T*]

get tom out for the fumes

*threatens to burn my only paramore album*

[Ashley.]

Get the ball out!

:haha:

: ohthereisntasmilieforthat:

[Marsh.]

I don't know what is happening.

http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article4086549.ece/alternates/s615/Celebrity-Big-Brother-Day-3.jpg

[Firewire]

Jonathan's avatar lit gives me chills k need to watch quantico just because the gal in it is so stunning

watch it NOW

[Daniel.]

a mess

[EspeonBB]

Sorry I was using my spare time helping underprivileged children. What's going on?

[Cal.]

Can we cancel it's segment

[Will.]

Marsh's bio:

What part of the USA are you from? Kentucky (I love chicken)

How old are you? 56

What's your background? I am the world's first supermodel.

What are you looking for in contestants? A feisty personality.

Will you be straight up with the contestants? Yes! I will give them my truth!

How will you select someone to train? The most sycophantic.

Are you excited to be hosting Marsh's Executive Exclusive Training Academy? Yes, it's going to be awesome.

How strict will you be? As strict as they want me to be. :smug:

[Marsh.]

Jono's avatar is a poor man's Viola Davies.

http://i1.cdnds.net/14/34/618x347/cbb_gary6.jpg

[Daniel-X]

watch it NOW

I will later I promise :love:

I just have so much to watch and so much work to do *cries*

[Will.]

Make your decision Marsh!

The questions were your bio.

[Dominic]

omg janice <3

[Firewire]

Jono's avatar is a poor man's Viola Davies.

http://i1.cdnds.net/14/34/618x347/cbb_gary6.jpg

Priyanka is not for poor men

[Firewire]

I will later I promise :love:

I just have so much to watch and so much work to do *cries*

you will LOVE

also ep 2 is on tonight

[Will.]

WHO ARE you ELIMINATING?

[Dominic]

Jono's avatar is a poor man's Viola Davies.

http://i1.cdnds.net/14/34/618x347/cbb_gary6.jpg

Is that Igloo Azalea

[Daniel-X]

you will LOVE

also ep 2 is on tonight

I might save scream 2 for tmorrow instead of tnite instead then

[Marsh.]

Hold your horses Will...

http://i.imgur.com/j4P1zo4.png

[kirklancaster]

I ain't going nowhere - except inside Nikki's undies.

[Will.]

Marsh you have 30 seconds or I'll ask Cal.

[T*]

WHO ARE you ELIMINATING?

http://i.imgur.com/j0cB485s.jpg

[Marsh.]

http://d.ibtimes.co.uk/en/full/1395260/celebrity-big-brother.jpg

I need to see a list of the contestants.

I'm just seeing lots of boob and ass

[Cal.]

I should be asked anyway hoe

[Will.]

10 seconds!

[Marsh.]

I need a FECKING LIST

[Daniel-X]

He doesn't know contestants though Will

[Will.]

Kate! - Katerina
Kirk - Mark
Jack - Charles
EspeonBB - Britney
Dezzy - Dwayne
LiamBB - LaDaysha
Brenda - Brenda
SuperV - Veronica
Daniel_ - Lucas
Daniel-X - Tiara
Tom - Nicki

[Cal.]

Not the producers trying to save the bitch from eviction by not including ha on the list

Serving Channel 5 producers

[Marsh.]

http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article4080718.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Celebrity-Big-brother.jpg

Goodbye....

CHARLES!

[Will.]

Who are you eliminating Marsh?