TIBB Bachelor: Day 2 thread - "Bachelor Gets Dark"

[Will.]

WOULD YOU MURDER SOMEONE TO PROTECT your FAMILY?

[Dominic]

Hurry up, fatass.

[SuperV]

Veronica hun I'm getting hungry. When do you think we should start resorting to cannibalism?

We will get the losers of this competition! :smug:

[kirklancaster]

IF YOU FOUND OUT YOUR HUSBAND/WIFE was cheating, what would you do?

Why, I shove my three mistresses out of our marital bed and I'd go right out and find that bitch wife of mine and give that slut the whupping of her sad hillybilly life for cheating - and I sure would do the same to whichever slut woman she done cheated with too. I can't stand infidelity.

[Jamie89]

We will get the losers of this competition! :smug:

Ooh yeah. Fingers crossed we'll get the fat ones

[Tom4784]

WOULD YOU MURDER SOMEONE TO PROTECT your FAMILY?

Didn't you read my bio? They are all shady hoes.

Let 'em die.

[Will.]

NEED an answer from BRITNEY AND KATHERINA

[EspeonBB]

WOULD YOU MURDER SOMEONE TO PROTECT your FAMILY?

Yes. I will do anything for my lovely family

[Dominic]

WOULD YOU MURDER SOMEONE TO PROTECT your FAMILY?

If they did something horrible that I couldn't handle. Family is my life.

[Will.]

need an answer from Kate

[Kate!]

Nope. I ain't murdering anyone's ass

[Jamie89]

Aw, Britney is so nice. It just goes to show, don't judge a book...

[Will.]

How many children do you want?

[Tom4784]

How many children do you want?

Man children? none please.

Edit: You *****, you edited it.

I'll have two. An Heir and a spare.

[kirklancaster]

WOULD YOU MURDER SOMEONE TO PROTECT your FAMILY?

Yep - I hate them Social workers poking their noses in to our business and trying to split our family up. I mean, what's it to them that I sleep with my momma and my kids sleep with each other?. And the extra food from the corpses would come in handy too to feed my family with too.

[Dominic]

So is it man or many

[Dominic]

Oh many

[Dominic]

Two would be the perfect number. A boy and a girl! But I'd take anything god (and my partner) gives me.

[Will.]

Need an answer from Britney, Kirk and Kate!

[Will.]

.

[Kate!]

7. One for each day of the week. I'd name them after the days and they'd have t shirts with their names on.

[EspeonBB]

How many children do you want?

I would ideally like two children, once I have found the right person and I am financially secure (well I am rich as **** so I'm always financially secure) xoxo

[Will.]

need an answer from Kirk

[Dominic]

Eliminate ha

[Will.]

Kirk (Mark)

[kirklancaster]

How many children do you want?

Hell boy - I allus wanted myself 50 kids but i didn't reckon on getting 14 of my daughters pregnant too, so I gone way past that mark. In fact, I had to build another Cabin By the Lake to accomodate em all, so just make sure you don't take a Wrong Turn on Friday The 13th or they'll get ya, sure as hell.

[Will.]

Ok, FM is over!

Cal which 2 contestants answered not to your liking and are you sending to the forest to join Veronica and LaDaysha for the elimination showdown?

[SuperV]

...and be eaten as we are STARVING!

[Will.]

Cal, you can choice Brenda, Dwayne, Mark, Katerina or Britney!

Which 2?

[kirklancaster]

need an answer from Kirk

Will - I've been posting my answers on here. I asked you where i was supposed to post them but got no reply.

[Will.]

Will - I've been posting my answers on here. I asked you where i was supposed to post them but got no reply.

I replied to you :laugh:

[Will.]

Cal, you can choice Brenda, Dwayne, Mark, Katerina or Britney!

Which 2?

[Cal.]

Okay, this is hard because I love all 5 of them...but I'm afraid I am sending Dwayne and Katerina to the elimination ceremony.

[Dominic]

Thanks for keeping me safe hun! :lovedup:
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[Kate!]

It's hard to be funny under pressure tbh

[Dominic]

...and be eaten as we are STARVING!

Hunny Dwayne will eat you before you even realize she's there.

[Kate!]

Takes Dwaynes hand. Let's deal with those other two basic bitches.

[Will.]

Veronica, Katerina, Dwayne, Ladaysha, welcome to the elimination ceremony.


You can each plea to Cal why you shouldn't be eliminated!

[EspeonBB]

Thank you Cal for saving me <33

[Jamie89]

Closing my eyes and going to my happy place

[Jamie89]

Wait that wasn't my plea! Give me a minute

[Will.]

You can each plea to Cal why you shouldn't be eliminated!

[Will.]

2 mins till Cal makes the decision!

[Kate!]

Here's my plea

I'm trailer trash, not a rich bitch like the rest of these hoes. Keep me. I've got potential. It's tough to be funny under pressure. Don't send me home just yet.

[Tom4784]

Look at these basic hoes and then look at me. Why settle for scraps when you got prime beef right here?

[kirklancaster]

Thank you Cal for being my pal and taking out the trash.

[Cal.]

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[SuperV]

Cal even though I lost the challenge I gave it my best. I knew once i knew the task that i would fail but i still tried only to keep playing and win your heart. Please let me stay and i will try harder than I have ever be for because i feel there is something between us. Even though i'm not the loudest or the hottest, I still want to show you who i am.

[Cal.]

http://i.imgur.com/wpE0cqN.jpg

[Jamie89]

Cal. Beautiful radiant Cal. What can I say. I don't want to die here in the forest. There's still so much I haven't done. There's still so much I have to learn. Like if an orange is called an orange because it's orange, why isn't a banana called a yellow. And what does that make pink? See! I'm not ready to leave yet. I need to build bridges with whats-her-face. Tiara I think her name is. And most importantly I need to meet you, and end your bachelor days forever

[kirklancaster]

Here's my plea

I'm trailer trash, not a rich bitch like the rest of these hoes. Keep me. I've got potential. It's tough to be funny under pressure. Don't send me home just yet.

Save this trailer trash Hoe
She ain't got no place else to go.

[Will.]

Thank you all.

Cal... the time has come!

Which contestant are you eliminating?

[Tom4784]

Save this trailer trash Hoe
She ain't got no place else to go.

Please, she cleans my house 4 times a week.

[kirklancaster]

http://i.imgur.com/wpE0cqN.jpg

:laugh::laugh::laugh: You're just soooo sympathetic Cal.

[Daniel-X]

Mine and LaDaysha reunion if she stays?

[Will.]

Cal, please make your decision!

[Kate!]

Please, she cleans my house 4 times a week.

And I know all your secrets :worry: :eek:

[Cal.]

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I'm eliminating Veronica. I'm sorry. I just think that the rest have more to give in the game. I'm really sorry and I hope you don't hold this against me. There's always season 2 where you can try with a new bachelor. It's bye for now hun x

[Jamie89]

Veronicaaaaaaaaaaaa. Nooooooooooooo

[kirklancaster]

Please, she cleans my house 4 times a week.

:laugh: And how much does the poverty stricken bitch pay your hard ass for the privilege bitch?

[Jamie89]

Oh wait I'm safe. Cool

[Tom4784]

And I know all your secrets :worry: :eek:

And I know the route you take when you walk home at night.

Edit: That was meant to sound stabby....not rapey.

[Kate!]

:amazed:

[Dominic]

Which one is Victoria again

[Jamie89]

Thank you Cal. Marvelous magnificent Cal. You won't be sorry

[SuperV]

That fine! Seeya Bitches!!! Had I a great time and lets hope i'll be back next season adios.

Oh yeah Tom stay the nice person that you are!

[Will.]

Veronica you have been eliminated, please say your goodbyes!

[kirklancaster]

Sorry 'V' but it's a no from cal

[Kate!]

And I know the route you take when you walk home at night.

Edit: That was meant to sound stabby....not rapey.

I steal your hamsters bitch

[Tom4784]

Which one is Victoria again

They all blend into one bland mass of beige tbh.

[Will.]

Now, Cal! Who would you like to go on a romantic dinner with?

[Daniel-X]

Veronica </3

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[SuperV]

I'll be back bitches

[Tom4784]

I steal your hamsters bitch

Send her home, she abuses animals.

[T*]

That fine! Seeya Bitches!!! Had I a great time and lets hope i'll be back next season adios.

Oh yeah Tom stay the nice person that you are!


Bye felicia

[Jamie89]

That fine! Seeya Bitches!!! Had I a great time and lets hope i'll be back next season adios.

Oh yeah Tom stay the nice person that you are!

We'll always have the forest

[Cal.]

I'd like to go out on a romantic dinner date with...

Katerina.

[Dominic]

I don't know any Karmen

[Tom4784]

I'd like to go out on a romantic dinner date with...

Katerina.

It's nice that you're giving the help a treat :clap1:

[T*]

-Here's hoping super v knows this is just character role play-

[Kate!]

Gets excited :love:

[Daniel-X]

Katerina hasn't had a meal which wasn't prepared by meals on wheels in years! <3

[Cal.]

Dwayne and Katerina I hope you don't take it too heart I just picked you randomly, I wanted none of the 5 in the elimination ceremony but someone had to go :love:

[Jamie89]

Well done Kat. You could probably do with a good meal

[Kate!]

What shall I wear?

Steals Dwayne's best bin bag.

[Dominic]

Wear Iggy Azalea's signature trash bag

[kirklancaster]

Katerina hasn't had a meal which wasn't prepared by the hospice in years! <3

:laugh: I'll think of her next time I'm dining at Maxim's - It will make my meal more enjoyable. :laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Will.]

NOW, TOMORROW, it gets REAL DARK!

HERE'S A TEASER!

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[Tom4784]

What shall I wear?

Steals Dwayne's best bin bag.

Ah good, go sort the kitchen out please xx

[Kate!]

Dwayne and Katerina I hope you don't take it too heart I just picked you randomly, I wanted none of the 5 in the elimination ceremony but someone had to go :love:

:lovedup: it's ok, I just hoped you'd keep me atound for the potential.

[Jamie89]

Well I'm ready for it. Tonight has really toughened me up so roll on tomorrow.

Can we leave the forest soon btw, I'm feckin freezing!

[Dominic]

Okay goodnight I must rest my body now. :love:

[Daniel-X]

Ooooh I'm excited for tomorrow

[Dominic]

Going to the next round like:
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[Will.]

Day 3 tomorrow - LOCKDOWN!