The Apprentice 2015 Week 1 Discussion Thread [BBC ONE @ 9PM)

[Marsh.]

Screaming at your sig :joker::joker::joker:

:flutter:

[Headie]

Still screaming @ April surviving despite being the first PM to record a £1.87 profit :joker:

[Daniel-X]

April's messy reign to slay to victory?

[Headie]

ONE POUND EIGHTY SEVEN is trending on twitter :laugh:

[Braden]

Dan :(

I liked him </3

[Benjamin]

Scrolling down quickly so not to ruin this.

Love April and Ruth plus the American/ Canadian woman.

[Benjamin]

Oh no April is in the board room :(

[Benjamin]

Img please don't let April go :(

[Benjamin]

Please be dan

[Benjamin]

Oh ****ing god yes!!!!! :worship:

[Benjamin]

Best result tbf

[Benjamin]

By the way is there an ep tomorrow?

[reece(:]

Mcquin (?) is awful.

[Ammi]

...so, who else made fish finger sandwiches after watching...:cool:..

[Marsh.]

By the way is there an ep tomorrow?

Yes there is an ep tomorrow.

[arista]

ONE POUND EIGHTY SEVEN is trending on twitter :laugh:


Yes its to low a Profit.


Its not the Army Chef's Fault.


The Right Person was Sacked

On again Thurs. Tonight

[arista]

Oh no April is in the board room :(



I want to see her with a Sub Machine Gun

[TomC]

Still screaming @ April surviving despite being the first PM to record a £1.87 profit :joker:

In what was was it a record? One team in Series 2 made a loss of £800. :laugh: That's another good series to see when you have time.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Ugh Dan had potential to be hilarious, loved his honesty. Should have fired April, she was awful.

Where was the american women calling out the boring bitches on her team in the boardroom, she better call them out tonight if they are pathetic again.

[Jamie89]

Nooo, I loved Dan. I had actually had him as a potential winner lol! But my apprentice predictions are always terrible

[EspeonBB]

Perching the episode now

[Jay.]

not me having a sweepstake that went to the same university as me?!

she only finished last summer so we were at uni together last year aw cute

[EspeonBB]

April :joker:

[EspeonBB]

Welp @ them selling fish fingers to a vegan restaurant :joker:

[EspeonBB]

Omg Ruth feeling up that guy. She's making me scream

[EspeonBB]

Nooooooooo not £1.87 profit :joker::joker::joker:

That has to be some sort of record right?

[EspeonBB]

Yassss April slay <333 Dan was one of the better males but I'm not sad to see him go.

The episode was fairly good but idk I preferred the 9 and 10 opening eps more. Ruth and April though <333

[Headie]

In what was was it a record? One team in Series 2 made a loss of £800. :laugh: That's another good series to see when you have time.

I assume it's the lowest profit ever made, no? I wasn't talking about losses because, well, they're losses :laugh:

[Marsh.]

not me having a sweepstake that went to the same university as me?!

she only finished last summer so we were at uni together last year aw cute

Who?

[Jay.]

Who?

jenny garbis iirc

[arista]

9PM BBC1HD tonight

[Crimson Dynamo]

jenny garbis iirc

http://www.newyorknewsgrio.com/thumbnail.php?file=g_385578022.jpg&size=article_large


"Jay?. no sorry I did Not know any Jays. Bye"

[TomC]

I assume it's the lowest profit ever made, no? I wasn't talking about losses because, well, they're losses :laugh:

It might have been actually. But there have been a number of losses.

[arista]

On BBC1 & BBC1HD now

[LukeB]

:amazed:

[Vanessa]

This sounds like a great episode.

[EspeonBB]

On NOW
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/incoming/article29428703.ece/ALTERNATES/h342/Leah%20Totton.jpg

[Crimson Dynamo]

Woop woop

[Vanessa]

They took so long to make the food. :facepalm:

[Lostie!]

On NOW
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/incoming/article29428703.ece/ALTERNATES/h342/Leah%20Totton.jpg

How nice of Queen Leah to take a picture with the court jester.

[Jason.]

They took so long to make the food. :facepalm:

Yes, we saw it yesterday.

[EspeonBB]

The fact April managed to survive the last episode <333 What a hot mess

[Lostie!]

Drag ha, Karren.

[EspeonBB]

How nice of Queen Leah to take a picture with the court jester.

:nono:

Both Leah and Luisa are queens. Just in different kingdoms

[Jason.]

Ruth's face :joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Lol

The Barbican is a total dump

[Firewire]

girls 2 win

[Jason.]

Aisha <33

[lewis111]

love Aisha definitely my favourite

[Jason.]

My sweepstake.

Aisha, everybody <33

[lewis111]

really don't like that Charelne

[LukeB]

I'm so glad Steven Goode didn't come on this show.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Aisha

No

[Jamie89]

Hi everyone :)

[Will.]

Really don't like Richard.

[Jordan.]

Aisha snatching PM :clap1:

[Jason.]

Hi Liam

[Lostie!]

EVIL Aisha.

[Jay.]

are they male vs female again?

why?! what's the point in that

[EspeonBB]

Aisha <3

[Will.]

Hi Jason

[LukeB]

EVIL Aisha.

something you have in common

[LukeB]

are they male vs female again?

why?! what's the point in that

I was starting to like the mixed gender tbh

[Jason.]

Hi Will

[Jordan.]

bye at an oap shampoo

[Jay.]

aw jenny garbage got screentime for a second there

[Jamie89]

Calling it now, aisha is gone tonight

[Lostie!]

Oh, I only called Aisha evil to annoy Jason and he didn't even notice.

[Will.]

"Manly moist" lol

[Jason.]

Aisha will win this fat

[LukeB]

Aisha will win this fat

don't get cocky obese

[EspeonBB]

The girls have to win

[Lostie!]

I wish Claude was around when the girls dragged Brett's baldness.

[Will.]

The guy next to Richard seems decent.

[Jay.]

screaming @ that guy saying he's letting other people step up so he doesn't take full responsibility

not because they could give good ideas?

[Jason.]

Shut up Elle

clinically obese

[Firewire]

"None of us want that"
"I don't need comments like that"

BYE

[Jay.]

if they spell it like dessert :fc:

[Will.]

The girls should have called it "Sahara"

[LukeB]

Shut up Elle

clinically obese

She has a point.

[Jamie89]

She'll win a ticket home lol

[Jason.]

She has a point.

pennywise.gif

[EspeonBB]

Dictator Aisha :joker:

[Vanessa]

She'll win a ticket home lol

Taxi! :joker:

[EspeonBB]

Brett looks EXACTLY like Chiles from last series. I can't get it out of my mind

[Jay.]

screaming @ the girl calling old people 'things'

[Jason.]

Why is Aisha getting all this hate

:hmph:

[LukeB]

pennywise.gif

https://misfit120.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/old-lady-giving-finger.jpg

[LukeB]

A younger model for a OAP shampoo?

[Will.]

I like David.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Come on boys beat that beeatches

[Jamie89]

Brett looks EXACTLY like Chiles from last series. I can't get it out of my mind

YES! I've been thinking that exact same thing

[lewis111]

"I come up with the name Western so that shows how good I am" ...

[Jay.]

queen ruth

[Jordan.]

Yas Ruth

[Firewire]

ruth <3

[Lostie!]

No, April, no.

[LemonJam]

Yes Ruth!

[Jamie89]

Aww poor ruth haha!

[Crimson Dynamo]

Ruth

:love:

[Jordan.]

perched for Aishas fumes at Ruth doing it

[lewis111]

Ruth :love: think she's my fave actually

[Jason.]

Ruth :love:

[Smithy]

She looks demented :laugh2:

[EspeonBB]

Queen Ruth <3333

[Jamie89]

I think Ruth could turn me

[Crimson Dynamo]

Aisha is a mess

[Jay.]

that girl always looks like she's going to cry

[Jay.]

i'm so bad at names

[LukeB]

I don't think Aisha is a good leader

[lewis111]

Aisha is a messy manager oh well she has a nice accent

[LukeB]

i'm so bad at names

I'm using the website

[Jason.]

Vana?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Yes vana

Spill it

[MB.]

Welp the girls are screwed

[LukeB]

The boys one looks better :flutter:

[lewis111]

think the boys have won

[Smithy]

Jesus Christ he thinks he's smart cause he got someone to use the shampoo

[Jason.]

The boys one looks better :flutter:

We know you mean their looks silly

[Crimson Dynamo]

Western

:omgno:

[EspeonBB]

Ugh the boys are going to win

[Jamie89]

Vana? She does a bit. I think shes very good though

[Jason.]

Crap Aisha's toast tonight

:worry:

[LukeB]

We know you mean their looks silly

No because none of them look good looking :idc:

[Jay.]

the girls will turn it around now imo

[Crimson Dynamo]

Natalie looks like a potato

[Jordan.]

Let Charleine have ha moment welp

[Jason.]

Charleine, I can see your split ends, greasy bitch

[Firewire]

i like david

[Will.]

I thought they shot the ad

[Will.]

i like david

definitely, fav male.

[LukeB]

Starting to love Charleine.

[Jay.]

sam having him down to a T

[Lostie!]

Every time Scott talks, I just hear a more high-pitched Brian Belo.

[Jamie89]

I quite like the project leader guy.

[Smithy]

Charlene needs to clock them all :clap1:

[LemonJam]

lmao Charleine is so passive aggressive :joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Selina is trash

[Jay.]

ruth my babe

[Jordan.]

dd

[Jay.]

absolute BABE

[Jason.]

Ruth :joker:

[lewis111]

awww Ruth

[Lostie!]

*bad American accent*
Thanks mom!

[MB.]

*bad American accent*
Thanks mom!

>>>>

[EspeonBB]

Ruth :love:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Claudes desert thirst for ladies of a certain age

[Vanessa]

Natalie is my sweepstake. You go girl! :dance:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Ad agency wankers

Iv had my fair share

[Jason.]

Natalie :laugh:

[Jay.]

is she constipated

[LukeB]

Well

[Jay.]

she's so dry

[lewis111]

this pitch is awkward

[Jamie89]

If the boys lose I have no idea whos going

[Jordan.]

screaming at this pitch

[MB.]

Take your shoes off and dance gal

[LemonJam]

this is so wooden omg

[Firewire]

"The green bottle was chosen because the cactus is green"

[Jay.]

aw ruth yes get in there my babe

[LukeB]

where's the enthusiasm

[Crimson Dynamo]

Ruth is Truth

[LemonJam]

"the green bottle was chosen because the cactus... is green" :joker:

[Vanessa]

:umm2:

[Jason.]

That guy sounds like Aaron BB16

[Jay.]

"The green bottle was chosen because the cactus is green"

me in my business studies exam teas

[EspeonBB]

Omg this pitch nnn

[LukeB]

"they was really interested" eeep

[Jamie89]

It's like gogglebox with them watching the pitch

[Jason.]

Vana <33

[Vanessa]

The pitch was terrible D:

[LukeB]

Elle :love:

[Lostie!]

Contemporary soundtrack :joker:

[MB.]

Fingers crossed the guys' team forget how to spell everything in the middle of their pitch

[lewis111]

Elle >> Vana

[Crimson Dynamo]

Scott bleugh

[EspeonBB]

welp the gals flopped hard

[lewis111]

Elle's getting brought into the board room now

[Will.]

This is worse than the girls.

[EspeonBB]

Yes Vana drag ha

[Jay.]

screaming are they actors this series honestly

[Jordan.]

this is painful :worry:

[Jason.]

Elle's annoying

[MB.]

"We've made the sleek design make make really well on the shelf"

Yeah I can see why they stuck to a one-word title

[Jay28jay2]

im screaming at him forgetting his lnes

[Crimson Dynamo]

Girls win

[Jason.]

ffs

[Amy Jade]

Ruth 2 win

[Jay28jay2]

Girls win

lets hope

[Daniel-X]

I know all the gals names but about four of the boys names

[Will.]

Not the professionals clocking the men.

[Jason.]

Amy you're back

[Jordan.]

both were trash

[Vanessa]

This isn't much better. :laugh:

[Jason.]

Girls win please

[Crimson Dynamo]

The lisp

[Lostie!]

The girls losing just seems too obvious. :suspect:

[Amy Jade]

Amy you're back

Got back yesterday morning :)

[Jason.]

Wb :love:

[EspeonBB]

The gals better pull out the win

[Jason.]

I love Ruth's face like thunder <3

[Jay.]

he has such long ears

[EspeonBB]

Aisha is done if the girls lose

[LukeB]

:joker: mess

[Will.]

"Whats the secret?" BB14 teas.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Charlene is a fox

[Jason.]

Aisha's toast :worry:

[Amy Jade]

Wb :love:

Thank you x

[LukeB]

your rotating like a kebab :laugh2:

[Jay.]

i actually howled @ kebab

[Jordan.]

rotating like a kebab bye

[Will.]

I think Ruth could be the dark horse this series.

[lewis111]

the songs sounds so bad with that advert

[Calderyon]

The girls have won i think. The digital billboard add, the video add (even though it suggested incest) and the overall campaign was clearer than the boys similar ones.

[LukeB]

the songs sounds so bad with that advert

I agree.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Disgusting incest vid

[Amy Jade]

I love Ruth her face just now :laugh2:

[Will.]

Ruth reminds me of my english teacher.

[Jamie89]

I thought Ruth was a bit of a joke contestant at first but she could do really well

[Natalie.]

Lannister vibes from the girls advert

[Jay.]

take responsibility DICK

[LukeB]

deserved tbh

[Jason.]

AISHA IS TOAST

*weep*

[lewis111]

they did deserve it

[Firewire]

bye aisha i guess

[EspeonBB]

lol bye aisha

[lewis111]

Ruth reminds me of my english teacher.

lucky

[Amy Jade]

Aisha best not take Ruth back in

[Jay28jay2]

I think Ruth could be the dark horse this series.

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar91353_20.gif

[MB.]

Excuse me Siralan Ruth getting spun round like a kebab is a skill how dare you

[Jason.]

Bye Aisha </3

[Jay.]

if jenny garbage goes </3

she didn't speak a word you can't blame ha

[Jordan.]

Aisha, Charleine and Vana?

[Lostie!]

Oh, I thought it was one of those misleading edits. :laugh:

[EspeonBB]

idk any of the boys names apart from Brett, Dan and Joseph :worry:

[Jay.]

screaming that guy did not do ANYTHING

[Jason.]

Ugh, Charleine to go, but unlikely

Aisha </3

[Crimson Dynamo]

Bye vile aisha

[Vanessa]

The Cafe' of doom :laugh:

[LukeB]

Elle :love:

[Jason.]

Elle ****

[Lostie!]

S-t-f-u Richard, you were hesitant to take credit when you didn't know you'd won. :nono:

[Babayaro.]

David could be one to watch out for this year

[Amy Jade]

Is the American girl called Venna? I like her

[Jordan.]

Elle and Selina are the worst girls

[Jason.]

Aisha is gone

bye

[Calderyon]

Little surprised tbh. But yeah, Aisha is gone, i think.

[Jason.]

Elle and Selina are the worst girls

Elle's a knob.

[Lostie!]

Is the American girl called Venna? I like her

Vana, I like her too. :)

[Firewire]

David could be one to watch out for this year

i like him