The Apprentice 2015 Week 1 Discussion Thread [BBC ONE @ 9PM)

[Headie]

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I'm so excited for this series!

[Crimson Dynamo]

:clap1:

[Smithy]

Honestly don't understand why people make discussion threads so far in advance why not do it an hour beforehand? :joker:

[Headie]

Honestly don't understand why people make discussion threads so far in advance why not do it an hour beforehand? :joker:

Because I'm so excited for this series, words can't explain :laugh:

[Headie]

:clap1:

Who are your pre-show faves, LT?

[Kate!]

Selina is my sweep. Here for her.

[arista]

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Loving the new helper for Alan

[Crimson Dynamo]

Who are your pre-show faves, LT?

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Its all about this hot mess

[arista]

Honestly don't understand why people make discussion threads so far in advance why not do it an hour beforehand? :joker:


There is no restriction on this section.

I hope You are watching in HD tonight Smithy

[Crimson Dynamo]

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My sweep kween

[Headie]

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Its all about this hot mess

Jenny :worship:

Her, April, Ruth and Vana are my pre-show faves!

[arista]

Its all about this hot mess


Yes does she Whip?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Yes does she Whip?

she looks like she does lots


oh baby

[TomC]

I don't remember ever being as excited for a launch as I am for tonight. Buzzin'. It better be good! Glad it's a double bill!

Ruth, April, Charleine and Dan are my favourites. Brett also for reasons that are nothing to do with his personality.

[arista]

I don't remember ever being as excited for a launch as I am for tonight. Buzzin'. It better be good! Glad it's a double bill!

Ruth, April, Charleine and Dan are my favourites. Brett also for reasons that are nothing to do with his personality.


Not in One Day, though
Tomorrow at 9PM BBC1HD

[Headie]

I don't remember ever being as excited for a launch as I am for tonight. Buzzin'. It better be good! Glad it's a double bill!

Me too!

[jennyjuniper]

I like Claude Littner, the rest, I'll wait and see.

[Ross.]

I am SO ready for this, thanks for making a thread Hayden :clap1:

[Headie]

I am SO ready for this, thanks for making a thread Hayden :clap1:

No problem, I'm excited too as you can tell! :laugh:

Who are your pre-show faves?

[Kate!]

Jenny Selina Vana

[King Gizzard]

Gonna watch for the first time in 3 or so years

Need a show to talk about at least

[TomC]

Not in One Day, though
Tomorrow at 9PM BBC1HD

Yeah I know

[Calderyon]

Never watched it before, only watched the UK version, so i´m in a waiting and curious mood.

Hopefully i remember it as i rarely watch BBC.

[Daniel-X]

Vana and April are going to be my favourites I'm guessing judging from their videos :flutter:

[Daniel-X]

Omg and Ruth also.

[Lostie!]

I'm really excited for this! And it'll be the first series that I'm on here regularly for. :D

[Daniel-X]

This series I think looks to be an improvement on last years. Last years wasn't that bad looking back and is a good series but I think the candidates this time look great nearly as good as the ones from S9 and S7.

[reece(:]

#hype

[Pete.]

:flutter:

[LukeB]

:amazed:

[TomC]

This series I think looks to be an improvement on last years. Last years wasn't that bad looking back and is a good series but I think the candidates this time look great nearly as good as the ones from S9 and S7.

Agreed, each seems like a unique, interesting character.

[Natalie.]

Looking forward to it.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I hope I get back to watch it live

:worry:

[JoshBB]

I'm actually soo hyped for this :flutter:

[Headie]

If anyone wants to play the suicide pool game for this series, there's still plenty of time left!
http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=290324

[MB.]

:clap1:

[Jamie89]

So excited for this! This is my favourite reality show. One of my favourite shows actually. And this is the first series since I've been on tibb!
Only thing is though, I've always hated Claude Littner so I'm just hoping he doesn't get much airtime!

[JoshBB]

Claude is quite harsh but it makes good viewing.

[Pete.]

I do think Interview Claude and Aide Claude will be different

[Jamie89]

I don't mind him being harsh I've just always cringed watching him because I think his put downs come across as over rehearsed and like he's trying to play to a role for good tv, rather than being genuine. One of the things I like about the apprentice is that it's always seemed more 'real' to me than ordinary reality shows and he's just always seemed a bit pantomime-y.

[TomC]

22 minutes to go!

[Jordan.]

perched to the bone

[Ross.]

18 minutes :clap1:

[MB.]

Still 18 minutes :clap1:

[Ross.]

17 minutes :clap1:

[Pete.]

:amazed:

[Headie]

1 minute :clap1:

[Jay28jay2]

eeeee

[Jason.]

Aisha >>>>

[Cal.]

Perched<3

[Will.]

OMG IT'S time

[Will.]

I love how they think there all so cool in their 15 year old convertibles.

[Jason.]

Is that Chloe Jasmine?

[Lostie!]

Bring on the messiness. :flutter:

[Jay.]

some of these look like right dicks

i could probably do better with my b in a level business studies

[Jay28jay2]

everybody getting screen time?

[Jay.]

the lady in the pink suit >>>>>>>>>>>>>

[Will.]

I could probably do better with my C

[LukeB]

:amazed:

[Jay28jay2]

amazing already

[LukeB]

do you guys think 18 is a lot?

[Jason.]

some of these look like right dicks

i could probably do better with my b in a level business studies

Jay for Apprentice 2016?

[Vanessa]

:amazed:

[Jason.]

do you guys think 18 is a lot?

I've no experience as it's my first season watching. But, IAC has 12 and BB has 140-16. So I guess so

[LukeB]

Nick </3

[Firewire]

ruth will be first to go won't she

[Vanessa]

Get your hands off your pockets! :joker:

[Lostie!]

do you guys think 18 is a lot?

It's less than last year's 20 at least. :laugh:

[LemonJam]

I reeeeally hope Claude isn't overbearingly awful.

[Natalie.]

(Dramatic Music)

[Jay.]

Jay for Apprentice 2016?

I applied for junior apprentice when that was on lmao

[Jordan.]

Mess at the woman dressed like a picnic blanket

[Jason.]

I applied for junior apprentice when that was on lmao

srsly lol

[LukeB]

It's less than last year's 20 at least. :laugh:

I prefer 16 :worry:

[Lostie!]

Claude trying to do his grumpiest face.

[Will.]

I applied for junior apprentice when that was on lmao

Do they ask you to go on a diet?

[LukeB]

6 winners failed?

[Jason.]

If I wanted to be loved, I'd go to Tinder

:laugh2:

[Jake.]

Mess at the woman dressed like a picnic blanket

Eileen2.0 will last until at least week 3

[Pete.]

Down to earth Karren :love:

[Will.]

Lord Sugar on Tinder?

[Jake.]

it's like laughing at your grandfathers jokes at a family party

[Lostie!]

Glad to hear his relationship with Stella is still strong. :love:

[Vanessa]

Oh a new associate. :shocked:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Loved the Claude entrance

[Kate!]

Charleine

[Vanessa]

What a load of bollocks that is! :joker:

[Jason.]

Aisha and pink suit lady >>>>

[Will.]

Apparently Karen is on Tinder...

[Kate!]

No rest

[LukeB]

Apparently Karen is on Tinder...

That's how reality tv shows recruit these days.

[Marsh.]

Too many irritating accents so far.

[Will.]

This task gives my mum teas

[LukeB]

Too many irritating accents so far.

:spin:

[Jay.]

why is it always male v female anyway lmao what is this the 60s

[Vanessa]

Mixed teams, interesting!

[Kate!]

Good so far

[Daniel.]

joseph is ug and his voice is trash

[Jason.]

Ugh the expelled from school thing

So BB

[LukeB]

Ugh the expelled from school thing

So BB

I like him

[Lostie!]

Very glad they've ditched the male / female teams.

[Daniel.]

Ugh the expelled from school thing

So BB

A Nick tea

[Marsh.]

why is it always male v female anyway lmao what is this the 60s

Where's the transgender team?

[MB.]

I'm glad Eileen's still getting work after Timebomb @ Ruth

[LemonJam]

Selina :joker:

[Pete.]

I much prefer mixed teams

[Daniel.]

yh

[Headie]

April, Ruth, Vana, Jenny and Aisha all on one team :love:

They need to win!

[Jay.]

Do they ask you to go on a diet?

is this the only thing you know about me

[Firewire]

He imports perfume? Wonder if he has Oud.

[Jason.]

I like him

no1curr

[LukeB]

"men can sell more than women" bye

[Jordan.]

not the first sexist comment

[Jason.]

April, Ruth, Vana, Jenny and Aisha all on one team :love:

They need to win!

Aisha :love:

[Kate!]

Liking Selina

[Daniel.]

is this the only thing you know about me

don't speak about it so much then obese

[Daniel.]

.

[Jay.]

Where's the transgender team?

exactly

although the woman in the suit, is she not? (no offence meant @ sjw's)

[Jay.]

don't speak about it so much then obese

oh my god

[Vanessa]

My sweepstake is Natalie :suspect:

[Kizzy]

Is that a Westwood suit?... I like her.

[Jordan.]

team vers

[Kate!]

Teams Illustrous and Versatile

[LemonJam]

Team vers no fats no fems

[Pete.]

Get misogynists out!

[Firewire]

the sugababes screaming

[LukeB]

Sugababbabes

[Will.]

is this the only thing you know about me

What's your fav food?

[Daniel-X]

Joseph can go now

[King Gizzard]

Didn't they do a task like this a few years back

[LukeB]

What's your fav food?

you will get a big list

[Lostie!]

Versatile has to be one of the most vanilla team names ever.

[Jason.]

ikr

[Will.]

Males don't seem strong this year.

[Vanessa]

Fighting already :laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

He imports perfume? Wonder if he has Oud.

Note the parent ref

Silver spoon boy

[Pete.]

Kendall Jenner is my fave so far

[Jason.]

Ok the Jamaican one is hot

[Daniel.]

April :love:

[Marsh.]

Baroness Brady :joker:

[Pete.]

Males don't seem strong this year.
Yeah they're all the same person

[Crimson Dynamo]

Go April

My dusky kweeeeeeeeeeeen

[Marsh.]

don't speak about it so much then obese

oh my god

I knew it wouldn't last.

[Jordan.]

Team vers no fats no fems

2

[Pete.]

Baroness Brady :joker:
Icon

[Jason.]

This is giving me BOTS Brawl teas

[Crimson Dynamo]

Iv met Claude you know

He was charming

[Jason.]

April's good.

[Jordan.]

Here for April putting ha foot down

[Vanessa]

Karen :love:

[JoshBB]

What's with all the putting down women this episode?? wow

[Jay.]

watching people get up early has made me want to go to sleep

[Will.]

April seems like she may have been selected because she shows signs of having good business mind... unlike the others.

[Jason.]

April reminds me of a teacher at work

I s2g

[LukeB]

April's good.

you only like her because of her looks :idc:

Ii joke

[Kizzy]

Going to a fish market with your hair down?.... tsk :/

[Jay.]

What's with all the putting down women this episode?? wow

but you're forgetting that women DO NOT eat more than men EVER

[Will.]

April reminds me of a teacher at work

I s2g


We have a Jamaican assistance teacher in our media class... she's fab.

[Jake.]

sabrina the teenage poledancing bitch screams first boot

[Jason.]

you only like her because of her looks :idc:

Ii joke

And attitude

:love:

[Lostie!]

This is giving me BOTS Brawl teas

The odd chair throwing in the boardroom is par for the course tbh.

[Crimson Dynamo]

There should be a bikini task

:idc:

[lewis111]

is that Amy Winehouses' goddaughter

[Jason.]

lol april

[Kizzy]

fish fingers and calamari?.... I'm not impressed I think the other team has this.

[Crimson Dynamo]

We have a Jamaican assistance teacher in our media class... she's fab.

Jamaican people are lovely people

[Marsh.]

When that woman mentioned being a podium dancer I got an image of Monica and Ross doing the routine.

[LukeB]

I bet that market stinks

[Jason.]

When that woman mentioned being a podium dancer I got an image of Monica and Ross doing the routine.

:joker:

[Will.]

I hate fish even though my mum runs a fish business all over London... the smell makes me sick.

[Kate!]

Lmao

[Lostie!]

All this dead fish is offending me.

[LukeB]

All this dead fish is offending me.

:idc:

[Crimson Dynamo]

When that woman mentioned being a podium dancer I got an image of Monica and Ross doing the routine.

What an ep that was:joker:

[Jason.]

this is giving me burnt oak market teas

[Lostie!]

Selena reminds me of Kristen Bell.

[Jason.]

(anyone who lives in north london would know what i mean)

[Kate!]

No squid Selina negotiations

[Pete.]

Nothing will ever top the Series 9 24 hour task

[LukeB]

I wish they was a TIBB game of this

[Will.]

This would be my worst task ever, I would die.

[Jay.]

i had calamari once by accident on holiday i thought they were onion rings

i had like 12 before i realised

[Crimson Dynamo]

I hope they don't meet a blind lesbian



:worry:

[lewis111]

New side guy is boring

[Lostie!]

I wish they was a TIBB game of this

There is a TiBB Apprentice isn't there? :laugh:

[JoshBB]

"once we sell them its alright"

i hope they spit it all over him

[Marsh.]

I hope they don't meet a blind lesbian



:worry:

:joker:

[Jay.]

There is a TiBB Apprentice isn't there? :laugh:

pretty sure

[Kate!]

I wish they was a TIBB game of this

There is. Im doing it next in February

[LukeB]

There is a TiBB Apprentice isn't there? :laugh:

I have not seen it the time i've been active.

[Kizzy]

Silly effing about a fish with bones

[Will.]

i had calamari once by accident on holiday i thought they were onion rings

i had like 12 before i realised

I would faint if that happened to me.

[LukeB]

There is. Im doing it next in February

:amazed:

[Will.]

this is giving me burnt oak market teas

I don't know burn oak market?

[Pete.]

April WILL win

[Jason.]

They look like spiders

[Marsh.]

i had calamari once by accident on holiday i thought they were onion rings

i had like 12 before i realised

****ing HELL! :joker:

[Jay.]

is it not gonna be cold though?

[Jake.]

she looks like alicia

[Firewire]

april <3

[Kate!]

Team fish fingers :joker:

[Firewire]

omg is he a gay

[Crimson Dynamo]

He must be a gay

[LukeB]

Karen looks hot

[Marsh.]

"HI, have you got fresh cod?"

:joker:

[Jordan.]

prayin operation fishcake is a success

[Crimson Dynamo]

Jinx

[Jay.]

gay

[Vanessa]

They aren't even ready to sell. :fan:

[Marsh.]

Karen looks hot

Baroness Brady to you. :nono:

[Firewire]

i hate fish

[Jason.]

Don't mess with April

[Will.]

i hate fish

join the club.

[LukeB]

Joseph,Aisha,April and Sam are my favs atm

[Marsh.]

I think Jay's had enough fish lately. :fan:

[Kate!]

The guy in Jonathans sig is hot - the cocky one

[Vanessa]

Camden Lock :lovedup:

[Crimson Dynamo]

April is a dominatrix

[Jason.]

Yeah,

Team Fishcakes food >>>

[LukeB]

I think Jay's had enough fish lately. :fan:

you think?

[lewis111]

I can only name like 5 of them so far they've only shown like 2 in Team Versatile

[Will.]

no butter on the sandwiches? Looks dry.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Baroness Brady to you. :nono:


COYI

[Jay.]

I think Jay's had enough fish lately. :fan:

:joker::joker:

[LukeB]

I'm hungry watching this, fish is lovely :drool:

[Jordan.]

yellow teams food looks better

[Crimson Dynamo]

So many mug punters in Camden

They will buy anything

[Will.]

I think I'll stick with Greggs.

[LemonJam]

surprised nobody did Sushi tbh the margin on that is ridiculous.

[Crimson Dynamo]

What's jays nans opinions so far?

[lewis111]

£6.50 for a fish cake??

[Marsh.]

What's jays nans opinions so far?

You mean Will?

[Firewire]

654393009182797825

:joker:

[Jason.]

Fat hoe, buy the £9 salad

[Kizzy]

his challenge is dumbed down a bit as they haven't had to figure the packaging in.

[Jay.]

What's jays nans opinions so far?

she cannot stand the apprentice </3

[Pete.]

Nice to see Rebecca Ferguson post X Factor

[Jason.]

April

get money bitch <33

[Will.]

What's jays nans opinions so far?

My nan had too much wine, she's falling asleep.

[Jordan.]

I'm not prepared for April being fired first

[Crimson Dynamo]

Nine quid?

Only Arista pays that for a bloody salad

[Will.]

I love how they think any man in a suit is rich :laugh:

[Firewire]

£6 for fish fingers? birds eyes are £1

[Pete.]

I'm not prepared for April being fired first
Neither :(

[Crimson Dynamo]

You mean Will?

They have the same nan?

:umm2:

[Vanessa]

I love how they think any man in a suit is rich :laugh:

:joker:

[Jason.]

£6 for fish fingers? birds eyes are £1

exactly

[Kizzy]

Was he saying the fish was cod? it isn't and it hasn't been in the fridge much :/

[Jordan.]

screaming

[LemonJam]

omfg :joker: