The Apprentice 2015 Week 3 Discussion Thread: BBC ONE HD 9PM

[Will.]

Starts at 9PM!

[Crimson Dynamo]

It seems like a total car crash tonight. sugar is going to go mental

:joker:

[Vanessa]

It seems like a total car crash tonight. sugar is going to go mental

:joker:

:laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Radio Times
Review by:
David Butcher

“It was a tale of woe, it was a shambles,” groans Karren Brady in the boardroom. Ah, but what a shambles. For the negotiation task Lord Sugar sends his teams to buy nine items, partly in Kent, partly in France.

An inflatable boat, a Louis Philippe mirror, maroilles cheese, champagne flutes, 100 snails… It’s a task that will need careful planning, a feel for logistics and teamwork. Instead, starting in a wartime bunker, the teams embark on Operation Headless Chicken, in one case visiting the same shop four times, which may be a record for this task, while shouting Franglais at bemused shopkeepers (“Por favor… Best prix?”)

As if this knockabout humiliation weren’t enough, parts of both teams end up literally shovelling manure. Lord Sugar has endured enough bulls**t over the years: now, he takes his revenge.


:omgno:

[arista]

On BBC1 and BBC1HD now

[LukeB]

Perched.

[Vanessa]

:wavey:

[LemonJam]

casually wearing braces on a day off LOL

[Lostie!]

visiting the same shop four times, which may be a record for this task, while shouting Franglais at bemused shopkeepers (“Por favor… Best prix?”)

I love this episode already. :joker:

[Jason.]

How long is the episode pre-recorded before airing, just out of curiosity.

[Lostie!]

Omg Charleine.

[LukeB]

How long is the episode pre-recorded before airing, just out of curiosity.

I think it was filmed in August/during the summer

[Jason.]

I think it was filmed in August/during the summer

Ah okay. Thanks :)

Is the spin-off live?

[LukeB]

Ah okay. Thanks :)

Is the spin-off live or more recent?

Live i think

[Amy Jade]

Here for Ruth :flutter:

[Lostie!]

Ah okay. Thanks :)

Is the spin-off live?

You're Fired is filmed earlier in the week of the airing I believe.

[LemonJam]

BURN. :joker:

[lewis111]

Vana as PM, girls will win

[Amy Jade]

Hahahaha anyone want Elle as leader then?

[Jason.]

You're Fired is filmed earlier in the week of the airing I believe.

Ah okay. So more recent then.

[lewis111]

Joseph as PM, boys will loose

[Lostie!]

I must be on such a delay, I'm watching on the BBC site. They only just had their phone call. :laugh:

[JoshBB]

omg i'm like 7 minutes behind oop :omgno:

[LukeB]

I must be on such a delay, I'm watching on the BBC site. They only just had their phone call. :laugh:

:omgno:

[Amy Jade]

Joeseph looks like Marco Alexander :o

[Crimson Dynamo]

That spiv will make the boýs lose

[Jason.]

I love Vana :love:

[Babayaro.]

Natalie's face annoys me

[EspeonBB]

Vana welp

[LukeB]

Natalie's face annoys me

:joker:

[Amy Jade]

I love Vana :love:

Me too...here and Ruth are my faves

[Crimson Dynamo]

I hope the migrants dont get them

:worry:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Bloody frogs :fist:

[Amy Jade]

Two French speakers in the car and they let the guy who can't even speak French calls up hahaha

[LukeB]

I thought i would hate claude littner but he's actually alright. Karen is still better ofc

[EspeonBB]

Yas gurls slay

[Babayaro.]

Elle is such a moody cow

[Amy Jade]

When a team does well to start they usually mess up towards the end of the task :(

[LukeB]

yup bye Elle

[Crimson Dynamo]

That manure looks sh1t

[Vanessa]

Free manure :joker:

[LemonJam]

oh God Vana :joker:

[Amy Jade]

Girls are screwed and where is Ruth?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Every time i see april now i can see Bolt pounding her

:umm2:

[BigSister]

The cheese reminds me of Felipe and the skeleton last year :laugh:

[EspeonBB]

Welp the gurls bought the wrong cheese

[lewis111]

Richard is so awful

[Will.]

Claude is really nice so far.

[Babayaro.]

Joseph walks like a humongous twat

[Amy Jade]

So many of the guys are unlikable this year, there is only one girl I don't like and its misery arse Elle

[LemonJam]

Claude is really nice so far.

I'm glad. I was worried he would be overbearingly awful.

[EspeonBB]

Yeah Claude has been fine so far

[LukeB]

I remember Claude disgusted with Solomon last year

[Amy Jade]

Increase the price :laugh2:

[EspeonBB]

The girls have to win, I like them all to a certain extent apart from Elle whilst I can only name like 3 of the guys

[Jay28jay2]

Do we know if Claud will be doing the interviews this year?

[Firewire]

"You had the pleasure of meeting me."
"Increase the price"

LOL

[LukeB]

"we got our free poo" :joker:

[Jordan.]

"I've got **** on my tights" nn

[Natalie.]

"You had the pleasure of meeting me."
"Increase the price"

LOL

:joker::joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Get the glasses from a shop not an antique shop

[Babayaro.]

yeah the boys have lost

[Amy Jade]

The girls will lose because of the cheese I recon

[Firewire]

This is being set up for a Joseph exit :flutter:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Snails
Cheese
Champagne

At least they are not going down the cliche route

[Jason.]

Elle's really rude.

[Firewire]

I'm liking Jenny

[EspeonBB]

Jenny :joker:

[LukeB]

Elle's really rude.

Yeah I don't like her anymore, i gave her the beneift of the doubt last week because her team and team leader were terrible but she's annoying me now

[Crimson Dynamo]

Jenny rocks

[Crimson Dynamo]

Or maybe she wouldn't karen you fat cow

[LukeB]

Or maybe she wouldn't karen you fat cow

She isn't fat

[lewis111]

I don't get the Elle hate I love her, much better than the moodier Vana

[Jason.]

Yeah I don't like her anymore, i gave her the beneift of the doubt last week because her team and team leader were terrible but she's annoying me now

I found her even worse last week tbh. She just never cracks a smile and she strikes me as one of those people who are never happy unless they get their own way.

[Amy Jade]

Vana is disappointing me in this task she's rude

[Firewire]

Vana is annoying me

[Babayaro.]

all this drama over the meeer

[LemonJam]

Vana is so catty omg :joker:

[Firewire]

Selina is growing on me a lot

[Crimson Dynamo]

Charlene is good

[EspeonBB]

Vana is a mess

[lewis111]

Hypocrite Vana :nono:

[Jason.]

Vana :lovedup:

[BigSister]

Yeah I think the cheese might lose it for the girls

[Firewire]

omg Vana putting her hand in Selina's face

[Jordan.]

Screaming at the van breaking

[Firewire]

The girls have lost

[EspeonBB]

Yeah the girls are losing

[Will.]

Mess at the van breaking lmao

[Crimson Dynamo]

Its the skeleton all over again

[Jay28jay2]

whos gary

[lewis111]

mess at £240 cheaper

[Firewire]

ew the accent

[Lostie!]

Yeah, Vana's attitude is putting me off her tonight.

[Amy Jade]

I hope the toy boat is wrong

[EspeonBB]

Welp skeletongate 2.0

[lewis111]

If the girl's loose it's Vana fault now, they wanted to try and get another boat

[Jason.]

Charleine :joker:

[BlankSpace]

'it's a skeleton run over by a steamroller' anyone remember that from last year? :joker::joker:

[LukeB]

Welp @ Selina

[LemonJam]

MY DOG IS DEAD MY MOTHER IS DEAD MY FATHER IS DEAD omg :joker::joker::joker:

[Amy Jade]

Can I have the snails my dog and parents are dead lol

[EspeonBB]

"My dog is dead, my father is dead" :joker:

[BigSister]

I was thinking that about the dinghy too its like the skeleton again

[Jordan.]

Mates rates <3

[Crimson Dynamo]

Boys are toast

[Firewire]

yass april get that bargain

[BlankSpace]

Something tells me that the girls have won.. I may be seriously wrong there

[Jay28jay2]

Mess at ruths shoe

[Jason.]

Ruth :joker:

[LemonJam]

Karen serving hipster-chic

[LukeB]

That Birmingham accent from Gary :joker:

[Jason.]

Ruth giving me this GIF teas

http://i.imgur.com/VKS8CjA.gif

[EspeonBB]

Karen shaking her head in the background whilst the girls celebrated :joker:

[Firewire]

Ruth giving me this GIF teas

http://i.imgur.com/VKS8CjA.gif

:joker:

[LukeB]

I think the girls won tbh.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Not here for karen droning on about strategy

[Lostie!]

Selina :love:

[Amy Jade]

I don't like Richard

[Crimson Dynamo]

Snatch vanas wig girls

[Jason.]

I love Vana's signature yellow and black scarf

[Babayaro.]

oh get to **** Natalie with that smug face

[Jordan.]

Perched for the reaction on the boat

[EspeonBB]

I still think the girls are losing

[Babayaro.]

Gary is amusing

[Amy Jade]

I hope the toy boat is wrong or the girls are screwed!

[Crimson Dynamo]

Boys win

[Jordan.]

Welp poor gals

[EspeonBB]

The toy boat being right welp

[Amy Jade]

Oh the boat was ok apparently wow

[lewis111]

Messy, at least Ruth is safe

[Jason.]

Girls lose again.

[BigSister]

#cheesegate ^_^

[Jay28jay2]

this is giving me a season 9 teas where the girls keep loosing

[Vanessa]

The girls bought the wrong cheese :laugh:

[Black Dagger]

**** sake. The boys are all gross. That smug smile from Joseph then.

[Firewire]

ugh

[Amy Jade]

Pray for Ruth :worry:

[Jay28jay2]

Jenny and Elle in the boardroom or the blonde girl, forgot her name... Charline i think

[Crimson Dynamo]

Great prize. I would love that

[EspeonBB]

Perched for Elle getting fired

[lewis111]

All Vana's fault, she'll bring back Selina and Elle because she doesn't like them

[lewis111]

Wish boys lost so Richard could go

[Jordan.]

They'd have lost even without paying all that money for the boat

[Jay28jay2]

as i said, season 9 teas where the girls kept loosing but then a girl won in the end <3

[LukeB]

Vana or Elle will be fired.

[Jason.]

Joseph has awful teeth :worry:

[Firewire]

Vana is entertaining, Elle isn't

[Crimson Dynamo]

C OF S

[Jay28jay2]

https://media.licdn.com/mpr/mpr/shrinknp_400_400/p/2/005/049/07f/10afc21.jpg

[Daniel-X]

R.I.P. Elle

[Amy Jade]

Vana you were to blame.

[lewis111]

How was the UK team a disaster, all they done wrong was the boat and Vana told them to get it??

[Jason.]

I like Selina.

[Natalie.]

they must be really cheesed off

[EspeonBB]

I can see both Vana and Elle being fired

[Daniel-X]

Vana wipe that smug face off of Selina

[Crimson Dynamo]

Get rid of short blonde hair

[Jordan.]

How was the UK team a disaster, all they done wrong was the boat and Vana told them to get it??
Tru

[LukeB]

How was the UK team a disaster, all they done wrong was the boat and Vana told them to get it??

Yeah Vana told them to get it.

[lewis111]

Might be a double not had one yet

[Jason.]

I hope Vana isn't fired.

I can't have two of my faves being fired in a row.

[Daniel-X]

Karren knew they were a disaster hope Karen sways it so 'ladette' Elle goes

[Calderyon]

Vana was an absolutely horrible project manager and definitely should be fired.

[Lostie!]

I'd actually be okay with Vana going, she's really annoyed me tonight. I've done a total u-turn on her.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Vana to go

[lewis111]

Vana setting herself up

[Daniel-X]

If Vana goes I will fume.

[LukeB]

Vana was a bad project manager and definitely should be fired.

Same as last weeks PM.

[LemonJam]

I like the boys team generally but the girls are so messy that it's a shame one of them will be eliminated.

[Crimson Dynamo]

F off with going for Jenny

[Daniel-X]

I can somehow see Vana staying

[Firewire]

Vana is a mess

[EspeonBB]

Vana is done

[Jordan.]

Selina >

[Daniel-X]

Slay Charleine <3333

[LukeB]

Bye Vana

[Crimson Dynamo]

Bitch fest

[Daniel-X]

Bye Elle

[Amy Jade]

Vana trying to use Selina as a scapegoat lol flop

[Jason.]

Vana looks like she's going to cry

[Calderyon]

Vana is taking all the blame, great strategy.

[Daniel-X]

I am convinced that my Vana will stay. I WILL make her stay.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Jenny?

[lewis111]

Clock her Karen

[Jason.]

Elle to go please.

[Natalie.]

Omg this is the 3rd time someone I picked on Hayden's game is in the board room :omgno:

[Jordan.]

I liked Vana but she was tragic here and deserves firing

[Daniel-X]

I will scream if he pulls a Ella-Jade, Sarah, Steven

[Jason.]

I will scream if he pulls a Ella-Jade, Sarah, Steven

Fires all 3 of them?

[LukeB]

I hope Jenny stays

[EspeonBB]

Elle needs to GO. Vana is toast so I hope it's a double firing

[Crimson Dynamo]

Jenny cant go

She is the fittest

[Daniel-X]

Fires all 3 of them?

Yeah it's only been done once before

[Jordan.]

Jenny has more potential let ha live

[Lostie!]

Charleine can naff off too. :idc:

[Jason.]

Don't they always blame the PM?

[Babayaro.]

Jenny needs to stay

[Daniel-X]

I can't believe Vana is toast. I will be so relieved and shocked if she stays

[Lostie!]

I hope Vana goes, but I'm certain it'll be Jennifer.

[LukeB]

Charleine can naff off too. :idc:

She's in your sig

[Jordan.]

"Vana you should be fired today" "I'm struggling here"

[Jason.]

YES VANA!

[LukeB]

:umm2:

[Daniel-X]

Bye Jenny alol

[Jordan.]

Bye

[Firewire]

Wasn't expecting that

[lewis111]

Shut up and leave

[Jay28jay2]

QUEEN

[Crimson Dynamo]

Nòoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Jay28jay2]

best exit ever tbh

[Natalie.]

not having that

[EspeonBB]

Welp poor Jenny

[Daniel-X]

SLAYYYY VANA.

Jenny shut up you irrel and have been all along.

[Jason.]

Lol Jenny serving "You have 30 seconds to say your goodbye"

[Lostie!]

She's in your sig

So was Vana, they've both pissed me off tonight. :hee:

[Jason.]

Welp Vana is fired

[Jay28jay2]

lol elle

[Jason.]

I spoke too soon Welp

[Jason.]

Yes vana is safe

[Daniel-X]

Vana ILY. Vana slay to final five

[lewis111]

That's awful though Vana was soo bad

[EspeonBB]

Her speech when getting fired NOOOOO :joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Jenny did not fight enough in the boardroom

[Jason.]

Ugh I liked Jenny :(

Why is Elle still there?

[Jordan.]

We are gonna see ha name in lights

[Black Dagger]

**** off Elle.

[Daniel-X]

Jenny is delusional

[Amy Jade]

I don't get how he lay blame on Jenny when Vana accepted responsibility

[Jordan.]

Selinas face lol

[LemonJam]

Jenny had so much train-wreck potential ahahaha

[Firewire]

Jenny didn't have a chance to shine

[Jason.]

Ugh, I hate waiting a week for the next episode

[Calderyon]

Vana should have gone, she was a horrible, horrible PM. Disaster.

Jenny didn´t deserve that.

[Firewire]

Looks like a boy gets fired next week

[Jordan.]

Vana should have gone, she was a horrible, horrible PM. Disaster.

Jenny didn´t deserve that.
2

[Jay28jay2]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/51/Val_Pollard.jpg/200px-Val_Pollard.jpg

[lewis111]

Vana should have gone, she was a horrible, horrible PM. Disaster.

Jenny didn´t deserve that.

100% agree

[Daniel-X]

Vana >>>> Jenny Whobis

[Babayaro.]

bELLEnd should've got the sack

[Calderyon]

Vana won´t get far.

[Jason.]

Elle should've gone tbh.

[lewis111]

Looks like mixed teams next week

[Amy Jade]

Jenny is delusional

All of them are to be fair.

[LukeB]

Vana should have gone, she was a horrible, horrible PM. Disaster.

Jenny didn´t deserve that.

tbh

[Crimson Dynamo]

Taxi delusion

I love it

[EspeonBB]

Jenny's delusion in the car made me SCREAM :joker: So much untapped potential :(

Elle should have gone because she's not entertaining whilst the other two are

[Jason.]

I liked Jenny :(

[Crimson Dynamo]

I bet jenny looks hot on yiur fired

[Daniel-X]

All of them are to be fair.

Yeah they are but that was on a whole other scale considering she'd been as timid as a mouse beforehand :laugh3: