X-Factor 2015 - Live Show 1 Discussion Thread (ITV/HD 8PM)

[LukeB]

http://static.tellymix.co.uk/ts/800/450/www.tellymix.co.uk/files/2015/08/x-factor-2015-judges-small-11.jpg

Live Show 1 - This Is Me
Live Performance - Ben Haenow - Second Hand Heart

The Boys
Seann Miley Moore: Life On Mars - David Bowie
Ché Chesterman: Tears Dry On Their Own / Ain't No Mountain High Enough - Amy Winehouse / Marvin Gaye & Tammi Tarrell
Mason Noise: Sorry - Justin Bieber

The Girls
Lauren Murray: I'm Every Woman - Chakka Khan (Whitney Houston version)
Louisa Johnson: God Only Knows - Beach Boys
Kiera Weathers: Crying For No Reason - Katy B
Monica Michael: Make It Rain - Ed Sheeran

The Overs
Anton Stephans: Dance With My Father - Luther Vandross
Bupsi: You're A Wonderful One - Marvin Gaye
Max Stone: Someone Like You - Adele

The Groups
Alien Uncovered: Do It Like A Dude - Jessie J
Reggie 'N' Bollie: It Wasn't Me - Shaggy
4th Impact: Problem - Ariana Grande Ft. Iggy Azalea

[JoshBB]

This could be interesting tonight, to see how the scoring thing goes. I think Seann or 4th Power will get the highest score.

[LukeB]

This could be interesting tonight, to see how the scoring thing goes. I think Seann or 4th Power will get the highest score.

The scoring thing has been axed(yasss!)

[arista]

Live at last

8PM

[LukeB]

On Soon :love:

we are finally at the live shows stage!!

[Amy Jade]

Can't wait to see Alien Uncovered to prove everyone wrong

[zakman440]

On NOW!

[LukeB]

On Now

[Amy Jade]

Here we go

[LukeB]

On NOW!

On Now

:laugh:

[LukeB]

Cher Lloyd promo :love:

[Amy Jade]

lol why they showing Cher? She had like 3 semi popular songs and sunk without a trace

[LukeB]

lol why they showing Cher? She had like 3 semi popular songs and sunk without a trace

because she was a hit in the U.S.A

[LeatherTrumpet]

Lets do this

[LukeB]

:worship: Sax

[Johnnyuk123]

Evening everyone.:wavey:

[Kate!]

Time to face the music

[Amy Jade]

Will Kelly be with him?

[Natalie.]

Haenow everybody

[LukeB]

Rita :flutter:

[Amy Jade]

So glad the voice over guys back missed him last week

[LeatherTrumpet]

Cheyrl wins

[Amy Jade]

Cheryl looks pretty

[Kate!]

Haenow everybody

I see what you did there :love:

[LukeB]

Finally Simon got rid of his beard.

[Johnnyuk123]

Mason Noise out first tonight purleeeease!!! :cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[Drew.]

Louisa :love:

[Amy Jade]

Poor Lauren getting that 1st slot :(

[LeatherTrumpet]

Please be good lauren

:fc:

[Kate!]

Kiera :love:

[Amy Jade]

A guy with snot green hair calling somebody a mess. Awk.

[LeatherTrumpet]

Are there any male hairdressers who are not screaming gay?

[King Gizzard]

****ing hell these two are terrible. Never thought I'd miss Dermot

[Denver]

So the theme is for them to show who they are but they get no choice in anything? :hehe:

[Natalie.]

A guy with snot green hair calling somebody a mess. Awk.

lmao

[Kate!]

Mason Noise out first tonight purleeeease!!! :cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

No though. He's the eye candy.

Che out please

[Johnnyuk123]

Are there any male hairdressers who are not screaming gay?

There out walking pink poodles. :hehe:

[Denver]

Lauren could do better

[LeatherTrumpet]

Big unit

[Drew.]

shes gone for the eurovision theme it seems

[LukeB]

Not her best performance tbh, it looks really cheesy..

[Amy Jade]

The staging is horrific

[LeatherTrumpet]

She done well

[Johnnyuk123]

I like Lauren. :dance::dance::dance:

[LukeB]

Lauren - 6/10

[Denver]

Lauren 5/10

[Natalie.]

How cheesy from Simon

[LeatherTrumpet]

She is safe

[Amy Jade]

7/10

[LeatherTrumpet]

Oh god rita has great hooters

Fact

[Shaun]

Really basic performance. Oh god max early please let it be a death slot.

[Johnnyuk123]

Cowell didn't wanna put Max through and now he thinks he's amazing. :shrug:

[Lostie!]

Oh good, the app votes are back. :hee:

[Amy Jade]

Hopefully Max gets forgotten being on so early :hee:

[LeatherTrumpet]

Fires up the app

[Kate!]

Really basic performance. Oh god max early please let it be a death slot.

Lauren was basic ia. Should be safe though. This guy is boring.

[LukeB]

Come on Max :clap1:

[Ammi]

..hmmm, why don't I remember Max...

[LeatherTrumpet]

Wtaf is this mess

[LukeB]

..hmmm, why don't I remember Max...

because he had a rubbish edit </3

[Denver]

Already terrible

[Lostie!]

Here for Dark Horse Max trampling the competition to death.

[Kate!]

Reggae Adele :laugh:

[Shaun]

Jesus wept. This is appalling.

[Amy Jade]

Reggae Adele

[LukeB]

Raggae version > depressing version

[Ammi]

..it's a bit UB40-ish../the production...

[LeatherTrumpet]

Death

[Lostie!]

Oh I don't love this arrangement.

UB40 does Adele.

[Headie]

What the hell is this

Reggie N Bollie >>>>>

[Ammi]

..it's a bit UB40-ish../the production...

Oh I don't love this arrangement.

UB40 does Adele.

..:laugh:..

[LeatherTrumpet]

:omgno:

[Drew.]

what an awful start to the show

[Natalie.]

Sing it Max

[Johnnyuk123]

Theres someone playing piano but no piano in the arrangement. :joker::joker::joker:

[LukeB]

I love this :flutter:

Max - 7.5/10
Lauren - 6/10

[Denver]

Some artists are not meant to be covered Adele is one of those

[Ammi]

...not great actually...

[Amy Jade]

3/10

[Headie]

Bye if the judges praise him when they ripped Steph to shreds last year for doing Reggae Pop

[LeatherTrumpet]

Nick

Lies spotted

[Denver]

2/10

[Lostie!]

Typical that they lumber Max with a godawful version. Still, I love his voice.

[Shaun]

I am actually offended by that performance. How can people live with themselves after doing that?

[LeatherTrumpet]

1 out of 10

[Amy Jade]

Bye if the judges praise him when they ripped Steph to shreds last year for doing Reggae Pop

Remember that, yeah. Justice for Steph tbh

[LeatherTrumpet]

Thankyou chez

[Natalie.]

Lauren was ok but nothing special
I love his voice but didn't like that version

[Denver]

Max must be a dead cert tomorrow to leave

[Johnnyuk123]

It was different for sure but he has a great voice.

[Amy Jade]

Cheryl talking sense :clap1:

[Lostie!]

Rankings:

1. Max
2. Lauren

[LeatherTrumpet]

Seriously it was fkg sh1t

Really really sh1t

[Kate!]

Simon trying to shut Queen Cheryl up.. she was right aSimon.

[Denver]

I hate adverts

[Headie]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the Sax promo this show has given us so far :worship:

[Shaun]

Alien doing Jessie j isn't going to be any better is it. Very weak start.

[Johnnyuk123]

BRB Trick or treaters at the door. (puts on scary evil clown mask) :joker::joker::joker:

[Raph]

Aww max is adorable loved that

[LukeB]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the Sax promo this show has given us so far :worship:

:worship:

When will Ben and Andrea

[LukeB]

Aww max is adorable loved that

:clap2:

#TeamUnderdog

[Johnnyuk123]

RESULT!!! I scared the shyte out of em and made em all cry! :joker::joker::joker:

[Raph]

:clap2:

#TeamUnderdog

Yes! Max and 4th Impact for final 2!

[Ammi]

..her purple hair..:lovedup:..

[Denver]

Should have stuck to the first song

[Natalie.]

I love that girls red hair

[LukeB]

Yes! Max and 4th Impact for final 2!

I would be okay with this.. 4th Impact winning tho :p

[Shaun]

If the theme is 'this is me' why are they being given song choices?

Petite Meller in the background :lovedup:

[Kate!]

They turned down Hollaback girl for Do it like a dude?

Wtf

[LeatherTrumpet]

Car crash alert

[Denver]

This is good

[Johnnyuk123]

Love aliens! :dance::dance::dance:

[LukeB]

this is actually good.. proves we shoudn't judge it before we hear what it's like.

[Babayaro.]

Terrible.

[Ammi]

..not the best vocals but they look good in their performance...

[Raph]

Omg so good very surprised

[Kate!]

This wont get votes

[Amy Jade]

I love this

[Denver]

8/10

[LukeB]

Max - 7.5/10
Alien - 7/10
Lauren - 6/10

[Shaun]

They're ok I guess. Just a bit all over the place. Not much actually memorable.

[Ammi]

..I think they could be quite good if they get to stay...

[Drew.]

not bad for a first live performance

[LeatherTrumpet]

Cliched unoriginal crapola of the highest order

[Amy Jade]

This wont get votes

Will from me. They've just made Max and Lauren look karaoke in comparison

[Natalie.]

Loved that, I think they're great
Hope they get a chance

[Shaun]

Nicks going to love everything isn't he :idc:

[Ammi]

not bad for a first live performance

..yeah, that's what I thought, their vocals were a bit wobbly but not bad for the first show...

[Kate!]

Thought Simon was gonna slate them at first..

[Babayaro.]

Simon needs to calm down with all the **** he's talking

[LeatherTrumpet]

Little girls pretending to be sexy?

Oh god it was vile

[EspeonBB]

That was OK. Not bad compared to the car crash I was expecting

[Lostie!]

I like them, they're interesting.

1. Max
2. Lauren
3. Alien Uncovered

[Johnnyuk123]

All the little Alienettes will follow these girls.

[LeatherTrumpet]

Simon needs to calm down with all the **** he's talking

Is he on glue?

[Johnnyuk123]

Is he on glue?

No just sinita.:hehe:

[Amy Jade]

Little Mix were getting slated on the forum too :)

[Denver]

The reason X Factor looses viewers is because they have ads every couple mins

[EspeonBB]

I'm late but Max was awful :umm2:

[Raph]

So far:

Lauren - 4/10
Max - 7/10
Alien Uncovered - 7.5/10

Anton is singing my favorite song of all time so excited

[LeatherTrumpet]

Little Mix were getting slated on the forum too :)
And they are one of the worst girl groups in living memory

:umm2:

[Kate!]

Nick's a sycophantic puppet.

[Johnnyuk123]

The reason X Factor looses viewers is because they have ads every couple mins

So so true! :worship::worship::worship::worship:

[Amy Jade]

The reason X Factor looses viewers is because they have ads every couple mins

ITV can't really help that

[Raph]

Little Mix were getting slated on the forum too :)

:clap1:

[LeatherTrumpet]

Lauren 6

Max 1

Alien 3

[Johnnyuk123]

Pick n mix are coming on this show soon arn't they?

[LeatherTrumpet]

Nick's a sycophantic puppet.

Preach

He is disgraceful

[Johnnyuk123]

Lauren 6

Max 1

Alien 3

Only 1 for Max and only 3 for Alien? :shrug:
You in a bad mood tonight?:joker:

[Amy Jade]

And they are one of the worst girl groups in living memory

:umm2:

Many many people disagree hence them winning best act at the EMAS and of course they millions of sales

[LeatherTrumpet]

Only 1 for Max and only 3 for Alien? :shrug:
You in a bad mood tonight?:joker:

Reggae Adele

?



Please god no

[Johnnyuk123]

Preach

He is disgraceful

Nick is only doing what is written in his contract written by Cowell. As is Rita Who are yah.

[Kate!]

Nick's boy's now

[LukeB]

Underrated Kiera :love:

[Lostie!]

These IAC adverts are bloody annoying.

[LeatherTrumpet]

Here comes bad attitude on a stick

[EspeonBB]

Kiera <3

[LukeB]

Rita > Mel B good replacement

[Johnnyuk123]

I hope Keira falls on her arse and sings as flat as a pancake. She is full of herself. Don't like her or her massive ego.:nono:

[Denver]

Are the boys not performing tonight?

[Amy Jade]

If its so easy Annie why the **** aren't you Adele right now instead of a trainer on X Factor?

[Denver]

Kiera first out terrible start

[Johnnyuk123]

Child bearing hips. :smug:

[Denver]

Katy B is spinning in her grave

[LeatherTrumpet]

Bad song choice

[LukeB]

I love this :flutter:

[Raph]

I like her but this is a first boot performance

#Justice4Hava

[Johnnyuk123]

What have they done to her face and hair?

[Kate!]

Can we stop with the Kiera hate. Its tedious.

shes stunning and very grateful..

[Shaun]

Song choice, staging, look, vocal :flutter:

[LeatherTrumpet]

Dull

Forgetable

[LukeB]

Max - 7.5/10
Kiera - 7.5/10
Alien - 7/10
Lauren - 6/10

[Denver]

Alien 8/10
Lauren 5/10
Kiera 3/10
Max 2/10

[Amy Jade]

She looks like Vanessa from BB6 http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/e/ee/Vanessa1.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/185?cb=20130601163622

[Ammi]

..Kiera...:lovedup:...

[LeatherTrumpet]

Kiera 3

[Johnnyuk123]

Dull

Forgetable

:worship::worship::worship:

[Ammi]

She looks like Vanessa from BB6 http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/e/ee/Vanessa1.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/185?cb=20130601163622

..OMG, she so does as well...

[LeatherTrumpet]

Actually so far all have been crap

No x factor yet

[Amy Jade]

Simon being harsh may help her out :fc:

[Headie]

Do NOT compare anyone to Fleur, EVER.

[Kate!]

**** Simon

[Johnnyuk123]

Think back to Will Young. Cowell slated him all the time. Kiera can sing for sure. I just hate her ego.

[Shaun]

Have the crowd been muzzled?

Isn't there usually booing of every critique and cheering every appraisal?

[Amy Jade]

Keira took that very gracefully

[Headie]

Ok I stan ha now for praising Fleur :fan:

[Kate!]

Kiera slayed

[Headie]

The Ben shade tho...

[Drew.]

Hurrah Anton

[Denver]

Have the crowd been muzzled?

Isn't there usually booing of every critique and cheering every appraisal?

I don't think they can be bothered

[Shaun]

Icon

[Johnnyuk123]

Keira took that very gracefully

Back stage she is destroying the sets.:joker::joker::joker:

[Raph]

This will make or break Anton for me as its my fav song of all time

[Natalie.]

Still not a big fan of Kiera
She looked great, didn't like her singing that song

[Ammi]

....awwww, probably one of the nicest people ever on there...

[Denver]

I hate Anton but Love his song

[LeatherTrumpet]

anton please save this show tonite

[Lostie!]

Again, I don't think that was a brilliant song choice but she's great.

1. Max Stone
2. Keira Weathers
3. Lauren Murray
4. Alien Uncovered

[Johnnyuk123]

Wide mouth frog up next.

[Shaun]

I hate Anton

So much there to hate after all...

[LeatherTrumpet]

Kiera slayed

No kate she was at best

Mediocre

Be true

[Natalie.]

Love Anton

[Kate!]

Smh for the hate at aKiera.

Pathetic.

[Lostie!]

Was Anton a backing singer? He never mentions it...

[Amy Jade]

No kate she was at best

Mediocre

Be true
Opinions are like arseholes as they say

[Kate!]

Anton is boring. Nuff said.

[LeatherTrumpet]

Oop

[Denver]

As much as I dislike the guy I must say I'm impressed its brought a tear to my eye

[Raph]

I hate this nothing on joe mcelderry

[Amy Jade]

I think Anton would be good on the stage but he's not for the X Factor tbh he is amazing though

[LukeB]

Meh, Joe did it better

[LeatherTrumpet]

Opinions are like arseholes as they say

She was worse than that

[Ammi]

....whoa, those notes...:lovedup:...

[LeatherTrumpet]

Awful

[Johnnyuk123]

Anton is doing great tonight inspite of his health issues. Verbal Piles

[LukeB]

Max - 7.5/10
Kiera - 7.5/10
Anton - 6.5/10
Alien - 7/10
Lauren - 6/10

[Natalie.]

Loved that
The faces he pulls though :laugh:

[Denver]

Alien 8/10
Anton 7/10
Lauren 5/10
Kiera 3/10
Max 2/10
_____

[Johnnyuk123]

Awful

On the plus side no flies were eaten on live tv.

[Shaun]

Lovely. Sailing through to week two.

[LeatherTrumpet]

2 out of 10

[LukeB]

He had a big song and did nothing with it, it was plain..

[Kate!]

People will vote him due to song choice alone.

**** Grimmy

[Johnnyuk123]

Loved that
The faces he pulls though :laugh:

Those faces should only be revealed in the toilet.

[Denver]

I hope Seann closes the show

[Babayaro.]

I think Anton will be similar to Christopher Maloney in terms of public support

[Ammi]

..Simon..:worship:...

[Amy Jade]

I hope Seann closes the show

and is eliminated sunday

[Lostie!]

I do like him (and he's really endearing personality-wise) but it wasn't my favourite. I also wish he didn't give it such a shouty close.

1. Max Stone
2. Kiera Weathers
3. Lauren Murray
4. Alien Uncovered
5. Anton Stephans

[Kate!]

This is ****

[Raph]

Anton is lovely so I want him to be safe but this was terrible tonight

[LeatherTrumpet]

Not looking forward to that ghastly aussie drag freak

Mind you he is doing Bowie

[Denver]

and is eliminated sunday

I was not talking about Kiera

[LukeB]

Joe needs to teach him a lesson on how to smash that song

[LukeB]

What's with these song choices anyway?

[Amy Jade]

I feel like Anton is really insincere...like he's all kisses and love onstage but I bet he gets backstage and has hissy fits and puts kittens in blenders

[Johnnyuk123]

6 months from now Anton will still be singing and working for sure. After singing 3 songs he will then take a break whilst the bingo starts in the working mens clubs.

[EspeonBB]

Waiting for 4th Impact :flutter:

[Kate!]

Ffs Che is next

[Shaun]

Joe isn't teaching anyone anything other than the directions to every smalltime theatre of Devon and Cornwall.

[LukeB]

Ffs Che is next

mutes

[Raph]

Joe needs to teach him a lesson on how to smash that song

:clap1: from day 1 and that audition I knew joe was my favorite X factor contestant of all time.

[LukeB]

Joe isn't teaching anyone anything other than the directions to every smalltime theatre of Devon and Cornwall.

not keen on Joe but he didn't ruin a big song :laugh:

[Amy Jade]

Joe isn't teaching anyone anything other than the directions to every smalltime theatre of Devon and Cornwall.
I was thinking more directing cars to the first window to pay for their McDonald's but ok

[Johnnyuk123]

Will Moanica be singing about another dead relative tonight?

[Raph]

Joe isn't teaching anyone anything other than the directions to every smalltime theatre of Devon and Cornwall.

He may not have the charisma to become a famous popstar but theres no denying he has an absolutely beautiful voice.

[Denver]

Che will never make it as a star

[Drew.]

Heres the star man

[Shaun]

Will Moanica be singing about another dead relative tonight?

:umm2:

[Amy Jade]

Che will never make it as a star

Also said about Leona I believe