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hijaxers
02-12-2015, 04:42 PM
A fit Bit

Mokka
02-12-2015, 04:43 PM
I can't remember what it's called though :(

:nono: got to name it

kirklancaster
02-12-2015, 04:44 PM
'TENS' muscle stimulator belt and pads.

Niamh.
02-12-2015, 04:44 PM
A fit Bit

Damn it lol I would never have remembered it anyway :laugh:

Mokka
02-12-2015, 04:45 PM
A fit Bit

ding ding ding

you wear it - on your wrist

the right size - fit

the right price - bit

monitors you while sleeping and awake :hehe:

kirklancaster
02-12-2015, 04:46 PM
A fit Bit

:laugh: You sneaky girl Jaxs.

hijaxers
02-12-2015, 04:46 PM
Damn it lol I would never have remembered it anyway :laugh:

Is that the thingummy you were thinking of ?

MTVN
02-12-2015, 04:46 PM
Never heard of the bloody thing

Niamh.
02-12-2015, 04:47 PM
Is that the thingummy you were thinking of ?

yup :laugh:

I'd never even heard of them until Jay was talking about having one a few months back

Mokka
02-12-2015, 04:48 PM
Never heard of the bloody thing

It's one of the top presents of Christmas 2015... apparently :smug:

kirklancaster
02-12-2015, 04:48 PM
ding ding ding

you wear it - on your wrist

the right size - fit

the right price - bit

monitors you while sleeping and awake :hehe:

:nono: That WAS NOT easy Mokka - it was clever but bloody difficult. :laugh:

hijaxers
02-12-2015, 04:48 PM
:laugh: You sneaky girl Jaxs.

Good guess was it ? If santa gave me one of those i'd prob throttle him :joker:

kirklancaster
02-12-2015, 04:48 PM
Never heard of the bloody thing

:laugh:

Niamh.
02-12-2015, 04:49 PM
Come on then Tinsel Toes, your turn

kirklancaster
02-12-2015, 04:49 PM
Good guess was it ? If santa gave me one of those i'd prob throttle him :joker:

:laugh: What does it actually do?

hijaxers
02-12-2015, 04:51 PM
Well i watched a prog that said they are a waste of money they all give different readings so a complete waste of time and money - i think was that martin motormouth show

kirklancaster
02-12-2015, 04:51 PM
Come on then Tinsel Toes, your turn

Niamh - you keep doing the donkey for these 'winners'. :laugh: I would not have got near in 20 Christmases.

bots
02-12-2015, 04:52 PM
A fit Bit

never heard of it :joker:

hijaxers
02-12-2015, 04:52 PM
Ok brains ticking over

Niamh.
02-12-2015, 04:53 PM
Niamh - you keep doing the donkey for these 'winners'. :laugh: I would not have got near in 20 Christmases.

It is the season of giving after all kirk :hee:

kirklancaster
02-12-2015, 04:55 PM
It is the season of giving after all kirk :hee:

:laugh: How about 'Helping The Aged' then Niamh, I could do with some help by the way this is panning out.

bots
02-12-2015, 04:55 PM
what happened to scalextric or a train set :fist:

kirklancaster
02-12-2015, 04:59 PM
what happened to scalextric or a train set :fist:

:laugh:

hijaxers
02-12-2015, 05:02 PM
Ok

1. Its a nag but not a nuisance
2. Its around the christmas tree
3. Ed was a chatterbox

hijaxers
02-12-2015, 05:03 PM
Sorry if its toooo easy

Niamh.
02-12-2015, 05:05 PM
A Horse

hijaxers
02-12-2015, 05:06 PM
A Horse

very hot indeed - knew it was too easy

Mokka
02-12-2015, 05:07 PM
A talking horse :joker:

Niamh.
02-12-2015, 05:07 PM
a rocking horse

Niamh.
02-12-2015, 05:07 PM
rocking around the Christmas tree

hijaxers
02-12-2015, 05:08 PM
a rocking horse

YESSSS !!!


your turn . i need to start thing of another - just in case :joker:

kirklancaster
02-12-2015, 05:09 PM
a rocking horse

Got to be this.

Niamh.
02-12-2015, 05:09 PM
YAY!

kirklancaster
02-12-2015, 05:10 PM
rocking around the Christmas tree

You JUST beat me to it. Honest. :blush:

:laugh:

kirklancaster
02-12-2015, 05:11 PM
YESSSS !!!


your turn . i need to start thing of another - just in case :joker:

And I'm off to read 'Tibb Christmas Games For Dummies' :laugh:

Niamh.
02-12-2015, 05:12 PM
someone else can go, I need to go away soon

hijaxers
02-12-2015, 05:15 PM
And I'm off to read 'Tibb Christmas Games For Dummies' :laugh:

Now that would have been a good one Kirk - tons of Dummies books

hijaxers
02-12-2015, 05:17 PM
Who's going next ? anyone got something ready for me to ponder

kirklancaster
02-12-2015, 05:18 PM
In the South it's a measure of courage
It sounds like it's no longer here.
It smells.

hijaxers
02-12-2015, 05:20 PM
In the South it's a measure of courage
It sounds like it's no longer here.
It smells.

Gorgonzola Gromit ?

hijaxers
02-12-2015, 05:24 PM
How about Absinthe

I had black absinthe once - nearly killed I

kirklancaster
02-12-2015, 05:26 PM
:laugh: No AND no Jax.

hijaxers
02-12-2015, 05:33 PM
:laugh: No AND no Jax.

Ikea meatballs

hijaxers
02-12-2015, 05:41 PM
Southern Comfort yum yum

hijaxers
02-12-2015, 05:42 PM
Getting drunk on thoughts here :cheer2::dance:

kirklancaster
02-12-2015, 06:08 PM
Getting drunk on thoughts here :cheer2::dance:

Some clues before you're too pissed. :laugh:

First word = cockney slang for nerve, courage or 'front'

Second word is 'of'

Third word sounds like something which has been posted or is no longer here.

The whole is a gift which smells.

gamepodfan
02-12-2015, 06:17 PM
66I78hXXwvk

HAD TO

hijaxers
02-12-2015, 06:18 PM
Some clues before you're too pissed. :laugh:

First word = cockney slang for nerve, courage or 'front'

Second word is 'of'

Third word sounds like something which has been posted or is no longer here.

The whole is a gift which smells.

Bottle of aftershave
Make that a bottle of scent !

kirklancaster
02-12-2015, 06:20 PM
Bottle of aftershave
Make that a bottle of scent !

:laugh: CORRECT.

hijaxers
02-12-2015, 06:24 PM
OK its 2 words as the 1st one makes it special

1. Leaks colour when washed
2. Men go Wow
3. You need one of these to play chess

kirklancaster
02-12-2015, 06:43 PM
OK its 2 words as the 1st one makes it special

1. Leaks colour when washed
2. Men go Wow
3. You need one of these to play chess

:shrug:

I'll get it though :laugh:

bots
02-12-2015, 07:11 PM
Leaks colour when washed - runs
Men go Wow - boobs
You need one of these to play chess - board

So it must be a Runs BoobBoard :joker:

hijaxers
02-12-2015, 07:25 PM
Leaks colour when washed - runs
Men go Wow - boobs
You need one of these to play chess - board

So it must be a Runs BoobBoard :joker:

not a board but close - what do you need to play chess and what leaks colour bad

Iceman
02-12-2015, 07:33 PM
Hair piece??

hijaxers
02-12-2015, 08:23 PM
Hair piece??

Nope

Iceman
02-12-2015, 08:29 PM
Clothes horse??

Mokka
04-12-2015, 04:38 PM
need more clues... the more I think on this... the emptier my brain feels

Morgan.
04-12-2015, 04:45 PM
Leaks Colour when washed - No Idea
Men go WOW - Porn?
Need to play Chess - A Pawn

Is it Pawn/Porn

Sorry to be rude

Mokka
04-12-2015, 04:51 PM
Leaks Colour when washed - No Idea
Men go WOW - Porn?
Need to play Chess - A Pawn

Is it Pawn/Porn

Sorry to be rude

lol... we have had ruder suggestions :hehe: