Celebrity Big Brother 2016 LIVE Launch Discussion Thread Tuesday 5th Jan: CH5 9PM

[reece(:]

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[T*]

a fitbit ad not this trashy 10,000 bc thing


gay

[lewis111]

this box thing better not end at the end of the show make is a real task

[Ant.]

Bb14 teas with these doors

[Jamie89]

Oh, it's not really a box? it's just a small room

[Jake.]

a fitbit ad not this trashy 10,000 bc thing

oh was about to say not you calling us cavemen

[lewis111]

Put all the housemates in first ffs

[Pete.]

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The Queen <3

[Johnnyuk123]

Put Gerard Butler in! Do it for Kaz!
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[Babayaro.]

Not another 'In the garden' shocking twist moments

[Glenn.]

Can you actually imagine Gemma crawling through that hatch though

[Ross.]

where are the other celebrities tho

[jennyfromtheblock8]

First time they have started tasks before everyone in

[Ant.]

I'm screaming at this mess

[T*]

I like the live tag but did it have to be that big

[lewis111]

can't beat messy launch night camera angles

[Headie]

"Oh there's so smart people in this house"

[Amy Jade]

Megan looks so pretty I love her whole outfit

[nonstop]

These launch-night twist set-ups are really stale.

[Jay28jay2]

they need to fire the cameramen

[Shaun]

This'll be the lineup of Loose Women in five years (Darren+John on some crates)

[MB.]

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Michelle you were best friends in the house with someone who's made anti-gay comments ****

[Pete.]

I'm here for New York's nice era

[Ross.]

Perched for Tiffany to fume if she loses her suitcase

[T*]

Look at NY

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Can you actually imagine Gemma crawling through that hatch though

Her box is bigger than the actual box

[Jake.]

where are the other celebrities tho

2-part launch?

[Drew.]

Even big brother himself forgot Megans name there

[Headie]

"Please gimme my sh!t"

[Amy Jade]

I'd lock away Gemma, Chris and Winston's

[Oliver_W]

lol @ BB pronouncing Tiffany as "Tiffaneh".

[Lostie!]

But what about the rest of the housemates?

[Kazanne]

Put Gerard Butler in! Do it for Kaz!
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He's busy Johnny :evilgrin:

[Headie]

Bye @ all these twists backfiring by them being used on the bores

[Jay28jay2]

"Critofer"

[MB.]

Is any of this meant to make any sense or am I expecting too much of Channel 5

[Ross.]

Chris looks gutted :joker:

[nonstop]

"he's a fella and can take it"

sexist, very sexist

[Shaun]

outrageous sexism here

the women can't take it can they????????????!?!?!??!!! EJECT IT

[MB.]

Not a stinky Christopher

[Glenn.]

Christopher is literally on the brink of tears

[Ross.]

outrageous sexism here

the women can't take it can they????????????!?!?!??!!! EJECT IT

:joker:

[Jake.]

christopher's nan crashing inside?

[LukeB]

Winston didn't look too happy

[MB.]

outrageous sexism here

the women can't take it can they????????????!?!?!??!!! EJECT IT

And ain't that the_truth

[lewis111]

Mess at "cause he's a fella" being an OK reason

[Babayaro.]

What kind of sexism

[Ross.]

The crowd cheering :joker::joker: :clap1:

[EspeonBB]

Did they forget half the HMs...

[Johnnyuk123]

He's busy Johnny :evilgrin:

Dare i ask?:hehe:

[MB.]

What a shame Winston's losing his make-up

[YourLAEx]

When did Darren Day get shaggable any way

[Ant.]

Can write lock Winston in the box instead

[Amy Jade]

Winston might have medication in his case :worry:

[T*]

MESS @ the lever

[MB.]

Did they forget half the HMs...

#Justice4Nancy

[reece(:]

This is tragic mess

[lewis111]

Why can't they put everyone in first

[Crimson Dynamo]

Give the shallow image obsessed women their suitcases

:rolleyes:

[Macie Lightfoot]

boring dudes making boring decisions FANTASTIC

[MB.]

And then Tiffany, Gemma and Megan get voted as the final three hooray

[Ross.]

I wish they picked Gemma for the meltdown

[EspeonBB]

Another attempt at drama failing

[Lostie!]

Omg I've just noticed it's set out like gallows D:

[Babayaro.]

As if they genuinly think they wont be getting their suitcases back

[Jay.]

'dramz' lit where? ITV??

[Headie]

We want meltdowns!

[Ant.]

Ugh we still have Jeremy to come

[nonstop]

what kind of beast

[lewis111]

Oh who hey saving till last then!?

[Shaun]

Oh. My sweepstake is David. Yaaaaaay?

[MB.]

David Gest looks like he died 25 years ago :worry:

[reece(:]

Lol @ Daniella

[Pete.]

Not Liza shade

[Johnnyuk123]

YEAH David is here!!! :cheer2::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[Kazanne]

Yeah,David,lol

[Amy Jade]

Liza shade oop

[Lostie!]

Yes David :clap1:

[reece(:]

Legend Gest!

[Saph]

mess @ david

[Jake.]

going for the mj look

[Pete.]

David Gest looks like he died 25 years ago :worry:
MJ?

[MB.]

Oh who hey saving till last then!?

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[nonstop]

Poor Liza is left bald

[Amy Jade]

Ava and Gina I'm creased!

[Crimson Dynamo]

HELLO

One for all the Chris Moyles fans

[Ant.]

Why is he the only one not getting boos

[Jake.]

what a song

[Jamie89]

David's Liza shade is hilarious :laugh: I think I'm gonna love him!

[Natalie.]

Yes David!!

[Dominic]

eh

[nonstop]

Nike Trainers, relatable queen.

[Glenn.]

the death stare kinda freaks me out but hes ok.

[LukeB]

did i just see Stephanie to win banners :laugh:

[Johnnyuk123]

No looose woman this year?

[jennyfromtheblock8]

I think David guest is secretly Michael Jackson

[Ant.]

What the **** is this

[MB.]

David giving me Shahbaz teas

[Shaun]

David delivering the comedy

[Jay.]

i actually don't mind him lmao

[Cal.]

David :love:

[MojoNixon]

Overrated David

[nonstop]

Yas Emma

[Dominic]

ok hes actually pretty cool

[Ross.]

screaming :joker:

[EspeonBB]

Not the Emma stanning

[lewis111]

See if Scotty T goes in last I won't be happy he Dosent deserve it

[Pete.]

Legend

[Drew.]

What an entrance

[MB.]

****ing hell David she didn't defeat ISIS

[Natalie.]

Emma's biggest fan

[Headie]

The only good male!

[Kazanne]

Love David,he'll be a good housemate ( I hope)

[Lostie!]

Oh wait is she referring to the I'm a Celebrity companion show? :laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Aww i love her 2 dave

[Ant.]

****ing hell David she didn't defeat ISIS

When will Linda?

[Kizzy]

She's preggers...again?

[Jamie89]

David delivering the comedy

This is what we need :clap1:

[T*]

LMFAO

[Johnnyuk123]

Everyone love David!!! He's the uk's official sweetheart. :dance::dance::dance:

[jennyfromtheblock8]

See if Scotty T goes in last I won't be happy he Dosent deserve it

Love Scotty T he will give great banter

[Ross.]

SCREAMING at them presuming he got boo'd :joker::joker::joker:

[nonstop]

****ing hell David she didn't defeat ISIS

She did worse


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[Moosething]

Best one so far

[lewis111]

YAS he knows who Tiffany is

[MB.]

David Gest is a Flavor of Love fan guys

[Pete.]

David and Tiffany power alliance?

[Amy Jade]

Tiffany helping the OAP what a lady

[Samm]

Ew

[T*]

Ew

[LukeB]

Scotty T :worship:

[Shaun]

Yeah that's enough for me

[Drew.]

Winner

[Ant.]

Scott T isn't going in last <3

[Amy Jade]

Scotty T yaaaaa

[Jordan.]

Lad :clap1:

[Kazanne]

Oh Christ,what's this? LOL

[Crimson Dynamo]

F of u neanderthal

[Glenn.]

'did you get booed?'

....

'no'

[Ross.]

Vicky >

[bots]

who is this knob

[reece(:]

Lmao @ David and New York

[Lostie!]

"I can't believe the reaction".
"Did you get booed?"
"No".

:joker:

[Jake.]

this is refreshing

[Jamie89]

Ok this guy can **** off

whoever he is :idc:

[lewis111]

"I'm known for shagging lassies"

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Sssssscotty TTTT :dance:

[nonstop]

the geordie accent, VOM.

[MB.]

Remember when Ricci Guarnaccio was a thing

[Natalie.]

Love him :clap1:

[Drew.]

The straight version of Lucas

[LukeB]

Iconic VT :worship:

[Pete.]

Who is this?

[Lostie!]

Ew it's a male Charlotte Crosby, bye.

[reece(:]

Scotty T :love:

he's been to my friends house before

[Will.]

I cant understand a word.

MB translate for me please.

[Dominic]

David and Tiff <3

[Amy Jade]

Winner

[lewis111]

Yea I dislike him a lot

[Ant.]

Why is getting cheers he's so boring

[Jordan.]

Not cheers after that vt

[Ross.]

CBBSCOTTYT

[Shaun]

Scotty T :love:

he's been to my friends house before

I hope (s)he knows a good dry cleaner

[Dominic]

Ewwww

[Josy]

Good ol Scotty

[lewis111]

HOW does he get cheered I hate the general crowd soo much

[bots]

what a complete prick

[Black Dagger]

This is genuinely going to win. I feel sick.

[Glenn.]

a masterclass on how to be a complete ****tard

[Jay.]

why the shiny face

[Niamh.]

Ew I hate him

[Ross.]

I hope (s)he knows a good dry cleaner

:joker:

[Lostie!]

Not here for Grotty T.

[Crimson Dynamo]

i love that 1984 hair

[LukeB]

HOW does he get cheered I hate the general crowd soo much

because he is king

[Jamie89]

He gives geordies a bad name :nono:

[reece(:]

I hope (s)he knows a good dry cleaner
She locked her room :joker:

[Firewire]

arsehole imo

[Moosething]

How did the mob cheer that

[Kazanne]

Good lord the GBP cheering for this,lol

[reece(:]

I love Lisa Huo

[Firewire]

"Turbo dick" me

[Drew.]

Ew I hate him

It's a good job Jeremy isn't anything like him then

[Jay.]

CBBSCOTTYT

get it trending!!!!1111

[Crimson Dynamo]

W a n k e r

[MB.]

I cant understand a word.

MB translate for me please.

"I am hiding my damaging self-confidence issues and also I have gonorrhea"

[EspeonBB]

The crowd cheering :joker: ok

[Jamie89]

He refers to himself as a "turbo dick"???

Take out the "turbo" and I'd agree

[Dominic]

He sucks

[nonstop]

what a LAD.

[reece(:]

Dddd turbo DICK

[Niamh.]

"I am hiding my damaging self-confidence issues and also I have gonorrhea"


:laugh2:

[Jay.]

doesn't turbo mean quick tho

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Scotty t will just smash the crate open

[Jake.]

gemma will be licking his arse by day 4 imo

[Ant.]

He's hot tho

[lewis111]

because he is king

His VT was literally like his sex life if it was any girl saying that she'd be booed to **** it just bugs me

[Ross.]

not still 6 to go

[Amy Jade]

He's gonna win

[Josy]

Scotty t will just smash the crate open
With his turbo dick

[Glenn.]

literally the only thing he is good at is drinking and wanking into drunk girls vaginas

[Drew.]

gemma will be licking his arse by day 4 imo

if that fridge isn't opened soon then i'll give it a few hours

[Ross.]

Kristina <333333

[lewis111]

That's been like 25 mins with no ads

[LukeB]

He's gonna win

I will be here for this tbh

[lewis111]

YAS queen of the series

[Jake.]

young ivana trump

[MB.]

Slay a bit Kristina

[Jake.]

if that fridge isn't opened soon then i'll give it a few hours

well if she can't tear into the dairy milk..

[Amy Jade]

Christina = Gail

[nonstop]

no idea who he is

[lewis111]

Why are they like all a bit sexist

[Jamie89]

doesn't turbo mean quick tho

Your mistake is crediting him with a basic knowledge of the english language :laugh:

[Ross.]

well if she can't tear into the dairy milk..

you're a sick bitch

[Crimson Dynamo]

Housework and a ride

Whats more to love?

[Pete.]

Xtina :love: :clap1:

[Kazanne]

She seems a bit more classy than the ones who are already in

[Ross.]

Goddess <3

[Firewire]

kristina <333

[YourLAEx]

I love Kristina.

oh wait I can't say that because she's a homewrecker even though she wasn't the married one oop

[MojoNixon]

Who is she?

[EspeonBB]

Ola would have been messier

[Lostie!]

I don't watch Strictly but I'm liking her a lot :clap1:

[Crimson Dynamo]

:clap1:

[MB.]

"I love being in the kitchen"

Glad we're getting the gender roles established early this year

[bots]

Kristina for the win

[EspeonBB]

I like Kristina tho :love:

[Ross.]

Love her :clap1:

[Jordan.]

She's qt

[LukeB]

Ola would have been messier

I was hoping for Ola

[jennyfromtheblock8]

I think Scotty T will turbo dick every female in the house

[MB.]

The BB crowd cheering someone's mum for once?!

[Dominic]

Worth It <3

[Nick.]

Already loving Kristina.

[Johnnyuk123]

I like the dancer, And no it's not because she can put her feet behind her ears.:nono:

[lewis111]

Bless her I love her

[reece(:]

Mama Kristina!

[Crimson Dynamo]

Lovely traditional woman

Xxxxx

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Scotty t will be asking if the shag pad is locked up

[Dominic]

Kristina is cute <3

[Amy Jade]

She seems very nice

[Ant.]

The BB crowd cheering someone's mum for once?!

Joel's?

[Shaun]

I assume this means 13 James Jordan BOTS appearances to tell us what she's like behind the scenes, then

[Firewire]

I adore her

[Amy Jade]

Scott eying Kristina up omg hahaha

[Crimson Dynamo]

I like the dancer, And no it's not because she can put her feet behind her ears.:nono:
:joker:

[Ross.]

Queen

[MB.]

I assume this means 13 James Jordan BOTS appearances to tell us what she's like behind the scenes, then

Yeah that'll be fun (http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/james-jordan-blasts-kristina-rihanoff-5926454)

[Johnnyuk123]

:joker:

I saw her first LT so back off! :joker::joker::joker:

[Lostie!]

Bless her, she seems lovely. And she's stunning. :love: