Celebrity Big Brother 2016 LIVE Launch Discussion Thread Tuesday 5th Jan: CH5 9PM

[Jay.]

not 3 launch night twists

[Cal.]

Ugh not another twist (which Emma said there wasn't any)

[reece(:]

screaming at Gemma perched in the kitchen near the booze

[EspeonBB]

5 more HMs (including vile Jeremy) and another failed attempt at drams :worry:

[lewis111]

Can they not just put them all in and leave it

[Johnnyuk123]

We need a hand over your weave and makeup task or your all on basic rations.

[Jamie89]

screaming at Gemma perched in the kitchen near the booze

I would too if I was in there with that lot :laugh:

[Shaun]

jesus wept @ the weetabix ad campaign

[Firewire]

Aliona for CBB18 pls

[T*]

jesus wept @ the weetabix ad campaign


They always used to play it in the mornings ugh

[Glenn.]

i love jay in this ad

[Babayaro.]

Scotty T is everything I hate in a person. Overbearing, arrogant, loudmouth c u n t

[Jake.]

We need a hand over your weave and makeup task or your all on basic rations.

that sounds like a very depth-full task

[LukeB]

Scotty T to make it a Geordie Shore hat-trick win?

[reece(:]

Scotty T to make it a Geordie Shore hat-trick win?
I'd be here for it, a realistic view

[Jamie89]

Scotty T to make it a Geordie Shore hat-trick win?

Why do you like him? :fist:

[lewis111]

Is there no sponsor then

[nonstop]

who is he and why is he here

[Amy Jade]

Ew

[nonstop]

he has a girlfriend

[lewis111]

He better not be Perez

[Jamie89]

He looks like he's had far too much botox :worry:

[T*]

girlfriend [emoji102]

[hannah.]

Cheban ftw

[MB.]

"Girlfriend"

http://45.media.tumblr.com/5af26cbe333012d4b66381bc1d87610e/tumblr_mv6my8MtWt1rqlnsko1_500.gif

[lewis111]

Oh he has a girlfriend

[Glenn.]

hes so ugly

[Glenn.]

hes so ugly

[EspeonBB]

Wait, he's straight?

[Babayaro.]

Jonathan seems lovely tbh

[reece(:]

He looks like Chloe Goodman

[MB.]

(yeah I forgot this prick was still to come) (and did anyone else assume his name was pronounced like "she bangs" or just me)

[Ant.]

Why is his name badge like that

[Amy Jade]

Ask Kim how to do laundry, she used to do Paris Hilton's

[JackLewisScott]

Wait? Girlfriend?

[hannah.]

He looks like he's had far too much botox :worry:

It's fillers - that's what they look like in bright light when they've deflated/been redone

[lewis111]

Is this instead of Scott Disick

[Will.]

Not Kayne West promo.

[Jay.]

when i used to watch kuwtk he always used to creep me out

[nonstop]

his face scares me

[LukeB]

I'd be here for it, a realistic view

He's already favourite to win too

But i will be chuffed if he won

Why do you like him? :fist:

I find him really hilarious and i except good viewing from him.

[Jordan.]

Where's the 'Jam (Turn It Up)' by Kim promo

[MB.]

"I love you!!!!!!!" (@ literally nobody shouting anything)

[hannah.]

Wait, he's straight?

Does it matter?

[Jay.]

so he has a lot of friends isnt that nice

[Dominic]

Eww hes so gross on KUWTK.

[Josy]

Not keen on this guy

[Cal.]

Why do they keep the interviews no one answers the questions properly and it must frustrate Emma

[MB.]

He's good friends with Justin Bieber, despite being 55 years older than him

[nonstop]

all the name dropping, MESSS

[Jake.]

He looks like Chloe Goodman

bye :joker:

[Lostie!]

when i used to watch kuwtk

Goodbye.

[T*]

when i used to watch kuwtk he always used to creep me out


wHAT

[EspeonBB]

So he's a celebrity because he's friends with Kim K :joker:

[lewis111]

Did they say Bruce Jenner

[Jamie89]

It's fillers - that's what they look like in bright light when they've deflated/been redone

Oh. Yeah you can definitely tell he's had some work done

[Dominic]

KUWTK is amazing <3333

[Shaun]

He seems alright. Could be a Prince Lorenzo-type surprise HM

[Jake.]

so he has a lot of friends isnt that nice

not you teas

[Amy Jade]

Gemma is huge (as in tall)

[Cal.]

Mess @ him not knowing how long the series has been going on for

[Crimson Dynamo]

Does it matter?

Yes

He could be a gay

:worry:

[Dominic]

Him, Winston and Scotty are the worst so fad

[Glenn.]

his face is so flat

[Samm]

Angie <3

[T*]

Omg Tiffany and Jon partnership?

[MB.]

Nancy better bloody be going in last

[Crimson Dynamo]

Gemma is huge (as in tall)

:nono:
Big boned

[nonstop]

thought Judi James had risen from the grave again

[Josy]

Why is her name Bowie

[Amy Jade]

Angie ♡

[Jamie89]

Ok, she's slept with David Bowie. Therefore I love her :love:

[Jake.]

shaun?

[MB.]

Eileen <3

[Johnnyuk123]

Lady C's bff going in next! :dance::dance::dance:

[hannah.]

I LAV HER

[Nick.]

Omg I love Angie <3

[erinp5]

Johnathan guy looks like George jungle guy.

[MB.]

Why is her name Bowie

She's his mum

[reece(:]

Angie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lewis111]

YAS loving Angie

[Shaun]

get that Blackstar promo x

[Jordan.]

Nanna Ang?

[T*]

May have a winner here

[EspeonBB]

I'm liking her ❤️

[Natalie.]

Goodbye.

I still watch it :omgno:
Love KUWTK!

[Amy Jade]

Cat lady realness

[Dominic]

Eileen has changed so much

[Crimson Dynamo]

Why is her name Bowie

Lady c teas

[reece(:]

She is serving Renny BBUSA

[Jake.]

clapping in the same manner as the clip on the screen :joker:

[Jay.]

Goodbye.

wHAT

https://i.imgur.com/StpUbew.png?1

[Drew.]

I still watch it :omgno:
Love KUWTK!

Great show

[Black Dagger]

Hag goddess.

[Pete.]

Angie :clap1:

[Jamie89]

I find him really hilarious and i except good viewing from him.

I've never seen him in anything but his VT was hideous lol. I'll give him a chance but, I'm not sure...

[iRyan]

Queen Angie <3

[hannah.]

Ok i take it all back, hail angie

[Lostie!]

I still watch it :omgno:
Love KUWTK!

I'm gonna have to terminate our friendship with immediate effect. </3

[Crimson Dynamo]

Evict ha

[Samm]

She is serving Renny BBUSA

That would be prefect <3

[lewis111]

Love the outfit

[reece(:]

Hag goddess.
Don Meehan could never

[EspeonBB]

They should've gotten Scott if they wanted someone from KUWTK

[MB.]

(imagine David Bowie's ex-wife doing this show in its current state though)

[Lostie!]

Loving Angie :love:

[Jake.]

she sounds like Joan Rivers

[nonstop]

https://i.imgur.com/StpUbew.png?1

Nadia never ages, Queen.

[lewis111]

Car colouring book :love:

[Lstan]

Dont hate on men

Hetro homo alliance against the bitches

Lol the hyprocrisy.

[Jay.]

not you teas

:joker::joker:

[MB.]

They should've gotten Scott if they wanted someone from KUWTK

Pretty sure they tried (and failed)

[Babayaro.]

Hag goddess.

Funnily enough this is my 6th favourite porn category

[Vanessa]

I can't watch online. Problems with my streaming. Oh well, I will catch up tomorrow night. No sleep for me tomorrow :laugh:

[Ross.]

I like her

[Dalovely]

If their VT is nice they leave give a good impression with viewers

[Lstan]

Only reconise the eastenders actors but i got a good feeling about this mix. Think this will be a good one.

[Amy Jade]

Lol the hyprocrisy.

Clocked!

[Ross.]

Funnily enough this is my 6th favourite porn category

Always lowering the tone Marc

[lewis111]

She looks so stunning

[MB.]

Are Liza and David coming in as a couples twist or what

[lewis111]

I don't want anymore shocks

[Crimson Dynamo]

Lol the hyprocrisy.

Consistent

X

[lewis111]

Wgo are they saving till the end??

[Dominic]

Litteraly people only hate KUWTK bc of the Kardashians, when in reality it's gold TV, full of messy trainwreck dramz.

[MB.]

From certain angles Jonathan looks like Rodrigo gone wrong

[reece(:]

Awful Jeremy and Sinead from Hollyoaks to come

[Natalie.]

I'm gonna have to terminate our friendship with immediate effect. </3

D: Kim coming between us

[Lstan]

I can't watch online. Problems with my streaming. Oh well, I will catch up tomorrow night. No sleep for me tomorrow :laugh:

Hey Vanessa hope you had a good xmas :laugh: Was gonna ask whos your fav so far but i'm guessing you dont know the line up?

[Dalovely]

If the VT is good , it leaves a better impression with viewers.

[Natalie.]

Feel like it has been on for about 3 hours

[EspeonBB]

Awful Jeremy and Sinead from Hollyoaks to come

Queen Nancy too

[MB.]

Awful Jeremy and Sinead from Hollyoaks to come

But also Nancy

[LukeB]

D: Kim coming between us

Yes i'm with Lostie with this one:smug:

[Jamie89]

Are Liza and David coming in as a couples twist or what

They could just put those two in and noone else and it would be a good show

[Shaun]

leaving Nancy 'til the end to enter with 12 topless dancers I assume

[Dominic]

I still watch it :omgno:
Love KUWTK!

Yaaaas <3

[MB.]

leaving Nancy 'til the end to enter with 12 topless dancers I assume

She'll be one of them

[Ross.]

leaving Nancy 'til the end to enter with 12 topless dancers I assume

:joker:

[Lostie!]

Yes i'm with Lostie with this one:smug:

Yeah but you're stanning Grotty T and that's worse so...

[hannah.]

I still watch it :omgno:
Love KUWTK!

Here4U - It's my favourite hangover TV - I like to watch it whilst eating cheese and having a medicinal cider

[Dominic]

Here for KUWTK love <333

[LukeB]

Yeah but you're stanning Grotty T and that's worse so...

Scotty T >

[LukeB]

Stephanie :love:

[Cal.]

Queen<3

[nonstop]

Ew, not this scouser. I forgot how much I hated her accent and acting.

[Ant.]

Ew at Jeremy getting last entrance

[EspeonBB]

I thought she got fired for doing Coke welp

[Jay.]

well isn't she lovely

[Ross.]

Yes CBB is totally the way to redeem yourself

[Amy Jade]

Steph ♡♡

[Jake.]

best female Bowie-aside

[jennyfromtheblock8]

One for Scotty T

[Kazanne]

Another one I've never heard of

[MB.]

"Is it eyes wide open or mind wide open"

Sour taste in the client's eye teas

[Natalie.]

Yes i'm with Lostie with this one:smug:

https://media.giphy.com/media/BwRzjeqPnC6Dm/giphy.gif

[Margarine.]

She's not been a teenager for like three years wtf is she on about

[reece(:]

Yas Stephanie!

[Glenn.]

Are bb endorsing underwear this year?

[Shaun]

cannot stand Sinead/Hollyoaks but she should be good

[LukeB]

Best female reaction?

[lewis111]

She seems so kinda basic and uninteresting

[Cal.]

Yay no boos<3

[Dominic]

Harry Amelia looks so cute

[EspeonBB]

I can see her being highest female

[LukeB]

Yay no boos<3

Queen

[Amy Jade]

She seems really nice and fun!

[nonstop]

Christ, she's annoying.

[lewis111]

Good reaction

[Cal.]

OMG I just realized how many double evictions this series will have.

[Ross.]

I like her

[seanraff07]

Hottest female this year.

[T*]

Liverpool!!!

[Nick.]

Made me realise that I actually miss Sinead in Hollyoaks - Hope she goes well.

[Natalie.]

Steph :clap1: forming ScouseSquad with Maloney

[nonstop]

Finally, someone hugs the Giraf

[reece(:]

A British Courtney Stodden tea

[Margarine.]

I do like her though

[LukeB]

OMG I just realized how many double evictions this series will have.

Not another X Factor 2015

[Shaun]

poor thing having to claw her way out of Gest's Grip

[jennyfromtheblock8]

David groping already

[Amy Jade]

I hope this can relaunch her career, she was one of the strongest actresses in Hollyoaks and she is pretty decent in general - she's just made some mistakes

[smudgie]

Another one I've never heard of

You and me both Kaz.
But they are loud enough for us to soon see what's what.
Scraping the barrel this year.
The Strictly dancer my winner so far..or David of course.
But I love to change my mind with this show.

[Nick.]

Eugh

[Ant.]

Vom

[LukeB]

I hope this can relaunch her career, she was one of the strogest actresses in Hollyoaks and she is pretty decent in general - she's just made some mistakes

I agree

[Samm]

Trash

[Headie]

OMG I just realized how many double evictions this series will have.

Someone posted this on another forum:

Last season had 14 housemates, and one cycle was a fake double eviction. If you remove the fake double eviction and make it a real one, you could keep last season's schedule and easily accommodate 16 people.

[Jay.]

okay now is this a joke

[T*]

EW

[LukeB]

That neck tattoo is gross

[nonstop]

Neck tattoos are disgusting.

[reece(:]

David is messy

[Jay.]

literally only niamh may know him, but only if they lived like in the same road

[reece(:]

He is GROSS

[Pete.]

Marq?

[Amy Jade]

Gross not even hot

[Glenn.]

piss on me tbh

[Jordan.]

Not the none celeb

[Ross.]

what is this thing

[Kazanne]

he sounds very fickle,the knob

[T*]

It's Marc 2.0

[Shaun]

he looks like God was designing a human and then some 3 year old doodled on the design with some crayola

[Natalie.]

wasn't he in that show with the girl off gogglebox

[Nick.]

Waiting for Tiffany to take the trash out

[lewis111]

He seems like a better Scotty

[MojoNixon]

Who the hell is that idiot?

[MB.]

I refuse to talk about this piece of nob cheese so I will instead point out that Stephanie did a reality show that John was a judge on meaning that this all basically rigged tbh

[Drew.]

What a great reception

[EspeonBB]

He's literally only there for being friends with Marc...

[Margarine.]

Well he's a dick

[hannah.]

WHO IS HE

[lewis111]

Emma didn't look impressed

[reece(:]

Tragic

[Ant.]

The cheers :umm2:

[RichardG]

He's terrible

[reece(:]

Scotty T wannabe?

[MB.]

Nancy closing the show though <3

[Dominic]

No

[T*]

Slay his eyes emma

[reece(:]

NOT cheers

[LukeB]

That neck tattoo is so gross

[Glenn.]

I prefer this one over the geordie moron

[Jake.]

a bit of banter #lad

[Dominic]

But ofc the audience loves him

[Ross.]

Bye he's basically Marq

[EspeonBB]

His tattoos are hideous

[Ant.]

Jeremy slating Marc?

[nonstop]

Emma's fuming

[Margarine.]

Why the **** would there be crisps in a candy shop

[MB.]

What candy shops sell crisps and sports drinks ffs Ireland

[Black Dagger]

**** off pal.

[Amy Jade]

Should have been in civilian BB - Aaron Frew had been a higher profile model when he went in last year

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Who the hell is that idiot?

The cousin of that other Irish Pratt who went in normal BB

[Ross.]

Why the **** would there be crisps in a candy shop

Expose his stupidity :clap1:

[lewis111]

What's his name I didn't listen

[reece(:]

Conor and Marq hybrid

[nonstop]

omg he nearly kissed him

[MB.]

Watching Angie Bowie have to touch that prick makes my heart ache tbh

[lewis111]

What's his name I didn't listen

Nvm he has a name badge

[Natalie.]

Take you to the candy shop to get a packet of walkers

[nonstop]

Outta the way basic hoes and bitches, the REAL Queen has arrived.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01629/Nancy-Dell_Olio-ma_1629712a.jpg

[Amy Jade]

Nancy <3

[MB.]

Nancy Dell'Olio <3 <3 <3 <3

[Samm]

Nancy <3

[lewis111]

Bring on Queen Nancy (why is she closing though)

[Pete.]

Nance <3

[Glenn.]

Why does his neck tattoo go all the way to his cheekbone?

[Jake.]

bit milfy

[hijaxers]

That neck tattoo is so gross

130 hrs getting inked !! Its a total mess and ya look like a twat