essex's shame

[waterhog]

essex shame ? 16.01.16





friday was the boot

into my backside it did sphere

nancy going i salute

was i the only one with a cheer.

gemma made a mockery

trying to explain was complex

did anyone drop the crockery

in feeling so sad for essex.

i don't get self praise

the confidence should have shade

its so embarrassing and should have erase

because essex gemma does degrade.

over to the booted

the voters deserve congratulation

respect and praise is deep rooted

nancy input had no provoking penetration.

on me will this back fire

is chemlsford starting to tremor

its ludicrous to say shes on a thin wire

but if i lived in essexs i would be ashamed of gemma.

[kirklancaster]

:laugh::laugh::laugh: Brilliant one Hog - You've inspired me again:

GEMMA KWEEN

Some people are born to serve, Gemma said,
And others are born to be served.
I may not be lean, but I'm mean and a Queen
So this privileged life I deserve.

She sat on her boyfriends face then got off,
He said: "Gemma you're just so kind.
It's pure relief 'cos I couldn't breathe
And it's such a huge weight off my mind".

She sees a new diet and says "Yes, I'll try it"
But soon quits and whinges and moans,
Then goes off in a flounce cos she's not lost an ounce
While her 'gift' shoes have lost several stones.

"Where in Essex you from"? a reporter once asked.
And Gemma replied amid smiles,
"Brentwood" she said, "is where I lay my head-
- on a bed measuring 2 x 5 miles".

When asked if she'd had Plastic Surgery?
Gemma said, "Yeah. I'll hold up my hand"
"they rebuilt all that" as she indicated her twat,
"And the scaffolding alone cost £10 grand".

And she said to her new sex partner
"My new plastic fanny is the prize.
It's all here for free, come and give it to me,
If you can manage to part my fat thighs".

"All those who say I'm two faced" She said
"Are just taking the fecking piss".
It's just a disgrace, cos if I had another face,
Do you think I'd fecking wear this?

"People are cruel" she said, her fat face turning red,
They really make me sick".
"I'll tell you my dear, I wouldn't even be here,
If I hadn't built my house out of brick.

Curse that damn wolf giving up on Gemma's
He should have just used his head
And instead of just huffing and puffing,
He should have hired a bulldozer instead.

................. AND HERE's A QUICKIE FOR YOU HOG MY MATE .....................

Gemma Collins walked down the railway track
To stretch her massive fat legs
An electric train ran her over
That's the bacon but now we need eggs.

:wavey:

[waterhog]

this has been your best yet kirky baby - loved it and I really had to think as it was so deep.

g2g - working is calling. have a nice day and keep up the poetry. you are the love of my life kirky.