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Johnnyuk123
31-01-2016, 10:03 PM
Be right there Kirky love. Just hanging the sign on the bedroom door. :love:

https://img0.etsystatic.com/013/1/7167966/il_570xN.457234568_8i5c.jpg

Denver
01-02-2016, 04:12 PM
Im gonna treat y'all to Liposuction

Morgan.
01-02-2016, 04:29 PM
So when do we arrive in NYC?

Will.
01-02-2016, 04:46 PM
8PM!

And a we welcome a late arrival.

Will.
01-02-2016, 05:10 PM
Me:

https://49.media.tumblr.com/a023cbaedf8a8f9c5cf37f6de45ce898/tumblr_nsjbt1xJjZ1tb8iyko1_500.gif

Will.
01-02-2016, 05:12 PM
Me when I get messages from contestants wanting the game to be in their favour:

https://45.media.tumblr.com/b1ea1c2b1c887c894365de11a4afb8e0/tumblr_nrg9u844Tq1sgz07oo1_250.gif

Morgan.
01-02-2016, 05:38 PM
Me when I get messages from contestants wanting the game to be in their favour:

https://45.media.tumblr.com/b1ea1c2b1c887c894365de11a4afb8e0/tumblr_nrg9u844Tq1sgz07oo1_250.gif

Tbh though I should have immediate immunity and a finale pass because I was thankfully saved by Dollface (who is really nice, by the way)!

Will.
01-02-2016, 06:22 PM
Tbh though I should have immediate immunity and a finale pass because I was thankfully saved by Dollface (who is really nice, by the way)!

:hehe:

Morgan.
01-02-2016, 06:45 PM
:hehe:

Not this being a secret/lie and awarded to someone in tonight's show.

Will.
01-02-2016, 07:11 PM
50 mins to go!

Who do we think the late arrival is?

Jamie89
01-02-2016, 07:15 PM
50 mins to go!

Who do we think the late arrival is?

Katie Price?

Will.
01-02-2016, 07:21 PM
Katie Price?

No.

Jamie89
01-02-2016, 07:23 PM
No.

Is that a lie? :suspect:

Morgan.
01-02-2016, 07:23 PM
Is that a lie? :suspect:

Is it being a lie, a lie?

Jamie89
01-02-2016, 07:25 PM
Is it being a lie, a lie?

It's a secret :nono:

Morgan.
01-02-2016, 07:25 PM
50 mins to go!

Who do we think the late arrival is?

Or could it be Ellen DeGeneres, she joined a while back

but later revealed she was gamepodfan in disguise.

Jamie89
01-02-2016, 07:26 PM
Or could it be Ellen DeGeneres, she joined a while back

but later revealed she was gamepodfan in disguise.

Ellen DeGeneres has been gamepodfan all these years D:

Has anyone told Portia? :umm2:

Morgan.
01-02-2016, 07:33 PM
Ellen DeGeneres has been gamepodfan all these years D:

Has anyone told Portia? :umm2:

No, but gpf stole her identity and joined as her.

Jamie89
01-02-2016, 07:35 PM
No, but gpf stole her identity and joined as her.

Ok phew!

(I don't really think that Ellen DeGeneres is gamepodfan btw... just clearing that up)

Will.
01-02-2016, 07:50 PM
lol

Morgan.
01-02-2016, 07:54 PM
Ok phew!

(I don't really think that Ellen DeGeneres is gamepodfan btw... just clearing that up)

(I didn't think you did :joker:)

Will.
01-02-2016, 07:57 PM
New York and New York is coming for you, literally and literally.

Morgan.
01-02-2016, 07:58 PM
Tiffany to quit CBB for TiBB Bachelor?

Morgan.
01-02-2016, 08:01 PM
It's on now, right? And you need to update the OP :)

Amy Jade
01-02-2016, 08:02 PM
Welcome to new york (new york) we've been waiting for you welcome to new york welcome to new york

Amy Jade
01-02-2016, 08:03 PM
Kirk take note me and Courtney are the only ones here for you on time

Cal.
01-02-2016, 08:03 PM
Hello sluts

Jamie89
01-02-2016, 08:04 PM
*ahem*

Morgan.
01-02-2016, 08:04 PM
Evening! And at what time do you call this?

Jamie89
01-02-2016, 08:04 PM
Just need to clear my throat for Kirk :hee:

Jamie89
01-02-2016, 08:08 PM
I bet it's Ashley, because of the New York clues :think:

Will.
02-02-2016, 09:32 PM
Sorry about all the walkers tonight ladies.

Morgan.
02-02-2016, 09:36 PM
Sorry about all the walkers tonight ladies.

Here for me being in the Final 6, I am so proud of myself but I do worry that Kirk is more fond of the others.

Will.
02-02-2016, 10:05 PM
Would all contestants please make their way to the game thread:

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=296837&page=50

Johnnyuk123
02-02-2016, 10:07 PM
Sorry about all the walkers tonight ladies.

Both of those slags are heavily pregnant so they made the right choice to leave.:smug:

Johnnyuk123
02-02-2016, 10:08 PM
Jamie sadly won't walk even though she too looks heavily pregnant.:joker:

Jamie89
02-02-2016, 10:44 PM
Sorry about all the walkers tonight ladies.

When will Johnny

Will.
02-02-2016, 11:06 PM
The final will be on Sunday 7th Feb.

Will.
02-02-2016, 11:12 PM
Kirk will select an eliminated contestant to return.

A new contestant is entering.

Jamie89
03-02-2016, 12:17 AM
The daily star have leaked an image of Johnny trying on outfits for tomorrows task :omgno:

http://orig12.deviantart.net/06c5/f/2015/056/7/9/cow_wearing_a_dress_by_deboche-d8jh4h3.png

kirklancaster
03-02-2016, 07:49 AM
The daily star have leaked an image of Johnny trying on outfits for tomorrows task :omgno:

http://orig12.deviantart.net/06c5/f/2015/056/7/9/cow_wearing_a_dress_by_deboche-d8jh4h3.png

:laugh: Waiting for Johnny to respond with:

"Heiffer good mind to twat you one". :laugh::laugh:

kirklancaster
03-02-2016, 07:50 AM
Just need to clear my throat for Kirk :hee:

And do some throat stretching exercises. :laugh:

Johnnyuk123
03-02-2016, 08:02 AM
The daily star have leaked an image of Johnny trying on outfits for tomorrows task :omgno:

http://orig12.deviantart.net/06c5/f/2015/056/7/9/cow_wearing_a_dress_by_deboche-d8jh4h3.png

Here's you taking your yearly bath.:smug:

https://media.giphy.com/media/Jd35YBP0EEsFy/giphy.gif

Johnnyuk123
03-02-2016, 08:07 AM
Here is a slimmer version of Jamie (the reality tv slag) on an earlier tv show failing yet again.:smug:

https://media.giphy.com/media/1004EL0D7SC4N2/giphy.gif

Will.
03-02-2016, 08:48 AM
Dezzy has entered.

Cal.
03-02-2016, 05:44 PM
http://49.media.tumblr.com/226c5a99ba754ea58726d20e20c59d9c/tumblr_o1a3mfuBEM1uxnkpto5_250.gif

Morgan.
03-02-2016, 07:03 PM
I've posted here the most so far. More than Will! XD

Amy Jade
03-02-2016, 11:41 PM
Right I'm bored so i'm going to design outfits for everyone haha

Amy Jade
04-02-2016, 12:51 AM
Tiffany (Tom*)

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/641998/641998_in_m2.jpg

Erdem: Emiko guipure lace top

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/646635/646635_in_m2.jpg

Michael Kors: Stretch-knit pencil skirt

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/647289/647289_in_m2.jpg

Alaïa: Laser-cut leather platform sandals

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/650874/650874_in_m2.jpg

Alaïa: Vienne laser-cut leather clutch

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/644070/644070_in_m2.jpg

Etro:Gold-plated bead and Swarovski crystal earrings

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/667337/667337_in_m2.jpg

Ryan Storer:Rhodium-plated Swarovski crystal ring

Hair

http://www.fashionfemale.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Asian-Hairstyles-Semi-Long-Hair-Images.jpg

Beauty

http://eyemakeupdesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/asian-sultry-eye-makeup.jpg

Dollface
04-02-2016, 01:03 AM
http://eyemakeupdesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/asian-sultry-eye-makeup.jpg


omg she's so pretty

Amy Jade
04-02-2016, 01:57 AM
LaDaysha (Jamie89)

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/649058/649058_in_m2.jpg

ANTONIO BERARDI: Stretch-knit and guipure lace mini dress

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/642636/642636_in_m2.jpg

DOLCE & GABBANA: Crystal and gold textured-leather belt

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/333755/333755_in_m2.jpg

CHARLOTTE OLYMPIA: Flora leather and mesh pumps

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/644280/644280_in_m2.jpg

NANCY GONZALEZ: Metallic crocodile clutch

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/644163/644163_in_m2.jpg

IPPOLITA: Rock Candy® 18-karat gold earrings[/B]

Hair

http://sadieraeandco.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Hilary_Duff_Maxim_2009_Ouattakes__11__www_hqparadi se_hu-768x1024.jpg

Beauty

http://www.fashable.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/tumblr_mb7wf7oa3K1rr0l4zo1_400.jpg

Jamie89
04-02-2016, 11:01 AM
I love my new look :flutter: Thank you Mitzeeee!

Amy Jade
04-02-2016, 11:28 AM
Johanna Elizabetta Acosta (Dezzy)

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/639477/639477_in_m2.jpg

HERVÉ LÉGER: Cutout stretch-jacquard mini dress

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/608791/608791_in_m2.jpg

YVES SAINT LAURENT: Leather biker jacket

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/442067/442067_in_m2.jpg

CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN: Apollo eyelet-embellished boots[/B]

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/709973/709973_in_m2.jpg

DIANE KORDAS: WOW! 18-karat diamond ring[/B]

Hair

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=107064573

Beauty

https://tassianamonteiro.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/lord3.jpg

Amy Jade
04-02-2016, 02:18 PM
Betty Swollocks (Johnny123)

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/638838/638838_in_m2.jpg

OSCAR DE LA RENTA: Pleated floral-print silk dress

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/655130/655130_in_m2.jpg

JIMMY CHOO: Minny leather sandals

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/573115/573115_in_m2.jpg

BOTTEGA VENETA: 'The Knot'*silk clutch bag

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/691976/691976_in_m2.jpg

POMELLATO: Nudo 18-karat rose and white gold, amethyst and diamond ring

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/691984/691984_in_m2.jpg

POMELLATO: Nudo 18-karat white gold, amethyst and diamond earrings

Hair

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR2-BD0-9DNF6Tt_leicdJL3RZkZjCjy6G6_ng38ci9cSMjTTBlrg

Beauty

http://eyemakeupdesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/blue-eyes-makeup-smokey.jpg

Amy Jade
04-02-2016, 03:10 PM
Courtney (ProfessorSmooth)

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/648058/648058_in_m2.jpg

VICTORIA BECKHAM: Floral-print wool playsuit

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/643341/643341_in_m2.jpg

GUCCI: Horsebit-detailed leather platform sandals

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/602232/602232_in_m2.jpg

THE ROW: Wristlet tasseled silk-satin clutch

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/712586/712586_in_m2.jpg

GUCCI: Horsebit 18-karat gold necklace

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/712589/712589_in_m2.jpg

GUCCI: 18-karat gold large bamboo bracelet

Hair

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/d3/a4/63/d3a463b135fc9ca06e028c8cf4889ed5.jpg

Beauty

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/b0/30/e4/b030e4b56e929e223ebda47cf5d07d08.jpg

Johnnyuk123
04-02-2016, 04:15 PM
Betty Swollocks (Johnny123)

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/638838/638838_in_m2.jpg

OSCAR DE LA RENTA: Pleated floral-print silk dress

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/655130/655130_in_m2.jpg

JIMMY CHOO: Minny leather sandals

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/573115/573115_in_m2.jpg

BOTTEGA VENETA: 'The Knot'*silk clutch bag

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/691976/691976_in_m2.jpg

POMELLATO: Nudo 18-karat rose and white gold, amethyst and diamond ring

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/691984/691984_in_m2.jpg

POMELLATO: Nudo 18-karat white gold, amethyst and diamond earrings

Hair

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR2-BD0-9DNF6Tt_leicdJL3RZkZjCjy6G6_ng38ci9cSMjTTBlrg

Beauty

http://eyemakeupdesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/blue-eyes-makeup-smokey.jpg



Aww thanks Amy Jade.:love: :wavey:

Amy Jade
04-02-2016, 04:45 PM
Aww thanks Amy Jade.:love: :wavey:

:hug:

No prob!

Jamie89
04-02-2016, 04:49 PM
Aww thanks Amy Jade.:love: :wavey:

Kiss ass :idc:

Johnnyuk123
04-02-2016, 04:59 PM
:hug:

No prob!

Hopefully tonight we get rid of that Jamie heffer.:fc:

Morgan.
04-02-2016, 05:00 PM
I swear Johnny and Jamie are in a secret relationship.

Johnnyuk123
04-02-2016, 05:03 PM
I swear Johnny and Jamie are in a secret relationship.

Yes...she loves to hate me ProfessorSmooth. I am being stalked by this none entity.:worry:

Jamie89
04-02-2016, 05:20 PM
Yes...she loves to hate me ProfessorSmooth. I am being stalked by this none entity.:worry:

Well I wouldn't go that far but I'll admit that I do admire you, but only because before I came here I honestly never knew that cows could type... so you've taught me something new. You should be proud of that if nothing else. (And by "nothing else", I mean you literally have nothing else to proud about. Skank.)

http://i.imgur.com/iMW9ro7.jpg?1

kirklancaster
04-02-2016, 07:37 PM
:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2: Johnny and Jamie - the banter :love:

Those who are not subscribing to this thread are missing out on a ****fest of hilarious insanity. :joker:

kirklancaster
04-02-2016, 07:38 PM
:hug:



YOU are IRREPLACEABLE. :flowers::flowers::kiss::kiss:

kirklancaster
04-02-2016, 07:41 PM
I swear Johnny and Jamie are in a secret relationship.

And HAVE been for a long while - though I heard it's an 'in and out' relationship. :hehe:

Will.
04-02-2016, 07:41 PM
Live at 8pm, kirk :)!

Johnnyuk123
04-02-2016, 07:49 PM
Well I wouldn't go that far but I'll admit that I do admire you, but only because before I came here I honestly never knew that cows could type... so you've taught me something new. You should be proud of that if nothing else. (And by "nothing else", I mean you literally have nothing else to proud about. Skank.)

http://i.imgur.com/iMW9ro7.jpg?1

Lets face facts! You want ME and i do NOT want YOU! You'd run after me to catch me if you didn't have that club foot and glass eye you reality tv trollop.:smug:

kirklancaster
04-02-2016, 07:52 PM
AS WILL SAYS - LIVE AT 8pm -- GET THOSE TASKS RESPONSES IN BECAUSE WE HAVE THE LIVE TASK TOO.

Jamie89
04-02-2016, 07:54 PM
Lets face facts! You want ME and i do NOT want YOU! You'd run after me to catch me if you didn't have that club foot and glass eye you reality tv trollop.:smug:

The only one I want is KIRK you tragic beast! And the only people running after YOU are carrying cattle prods and tranquilizers you daft bint!

Johnnyuk123
04-02-2016, 07:56 PM
The only one I want is KIRK you tragic beast! And the only people running after YOU are carrying cattle prods and tranquilizers you daft bint!

The only time you get a poke is when the punter hands over hard cash first.:smug:
Take note Kirky love. If you want sex with this slag it's gonna cost you 20p a go.

Morgan.
04-02-2016, 08:01 PM
AS WILL SAYS - LIVE AT 8pm -- GET THOSE TASKS RESPONSES IN BECAUSE WE HAVE THE LIVE TASK TOO.

I really hope I can stay tonight, I want to be a semi finalist and see the show through!

Johnnyuk123
04-02-2016, 08:02 PM
I really hope I can stay tonight, I want to be a semi finalist and see the show through!

I'll be happy for you to stay. I think Jamies time is up.:smug:

Morgan.
04-02-2016, 08:02 PM
I'll be happy for you to stay. I think Jamies time is up.:smug:

Hate to say it, but I think so too.

kirklancaster
04-02-2016, 08:03 PM
we are live - stand by:

Johnnyuk123
04-02-2016, 08:07 PM
Kirk your in the wrong room.

Amy Jade
04-02-2016, 08:17 PM
Kirk's Song
(to the tune of Fight Song by Rachel Platten)

Such a fat bitch, with her legs open
Mingianna walked in here, straight from the ocean
Thank god the dyke went first
Betty's stirring up a potion
Because she's a hag witch
Like that green bird who sang for Frozen

I think Kirk will pick his Bride
If he goes with Tiffany he's got ****ed up eyes
He can make me scream all night
Just give me a rose or else tonight

I'll fight them all off even LaDaysha the fat sloth
I'll prove I'm the right bitchhhhh
I can turn Kirk on
I will not let Courtney win
I'll fight them all offfff
And I don't really care if I have to rip some weaves
Cos I'm gonna fight dirty for man tonight

The girls are all losing sleep because Johanna is obese
She snores so bad
She snores so bad

And all these things I need to say they will come out today
I will slay these silly hoes
I love Adam and Liv thooo

I'll fight them all off even LaDaysha the fat sloth
I'll prove I'm the right bitchhhhh
I can turn Kirk on
I will not let Courtney win
I'll fight them all offfff
And I don't really care if I have to rip some weaves
Cos I'm gonna fight dirty for man tonight

This is my last verse
I'm late but Kirk will be perched
Cus I'm his favourite Broad

Betty's dildos turned on
Mingianna screws without a condom
Tiffany reuses her tamponnnns

And I don't really care if I have to snatch some weaves cus I'm gonna win this and be Kirky's hot housewife
Yeah im gonna win and be cast on Real Housewives...

Amy Jade
04-02-2016, 08:17 PM
Sorry it's late

kirklancaster
04-02-2016, 09:37 PM
You know by now you are a winner A.J. And it's well deserved.

Will.
05-02-2016, 02:21 PM
Due to reasons outside of the games control, Minginna Jones (Who Is She - Cal) has been removed from the game and therefore had his pass to the final taking away.

Thank you for playing Cal and I wish you all the best of luck in the future :love:

Denver
05-02-2016, 02:23 PM
When did Amy return?

Will.
05-02-2016, 02:26 PM
When did Amy return?

Wednesday.

Will.
05-02-2016, 02:28 PM
Only 5 five remain!

Denver
05-02-2016, 02:29 PM
Wednesday.

So she never genuinely quit? It was a fake walkout?

Will.
05-02-2016, 02:29 PM
So she never genuinely quit? It was a fake walkout?

She did genuinely quit but wanted to return.

Denver
05-02-2016, 02:30 PM
She did genuinely quit but wanted to return.

I never knew we could return :smug:

Johnnyuk123
05-02-2016, 02:32 PM
Why was cal banned forever?

Will.
05-02-2016, 02:32 PM
I never knew we could return :smug:

Yes.

Jamie89
05-02-2016, 02:32 PM
I never knew we could return :smug:

Here for Adam's explosive re-entry :fc:

Jamie89
05-02-2016, 02:32 PM
(That wasn't meant to sound dirty :umm2:)

Denver
05-02-2016, 02:33 PM
Yes.

Can I take Cal's spot :creep:

Denver
05-02-2016, 02:33 PM
Why was cal banned forever?

We are banned from talking about it

Will.
05-02-2016, 02:34 PM
Why was cal banned forever?

Yes.

Johnnyuk123
05-02-2016, 02:34 PM
We are banned from talking about it

Oh then send me a message about it instead please.

Will.
05-02-2016, 02:35 PM
Can I take Cal's spot :creep:

I will see.

It's a tricky decision as you've missed 2 elimination and I don't want people to complain it's unfair.

Will.
05-02-2016, 02:37 PM
Should we allow Adam back guys?

Denver
05-02-2016, 02:37 PM
I will see.

It's a tricky decision as you've missed 2 elimination and I don't want people to complain it's unfair.

It's not like I'll make the final anyway I'll probably be eliminated straight away

Will.
05-02-2016, 02:38 PM
It's not like I'll make the final anyway I'll probably be eliminated straight away

I will allow you back this time as I did allow Amy back.

Denver
05-02-2016, 02:42 PM
My shock return
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/4690449/layla-entrance-o.gif

Johnnyuk123
05-02-2016, 02:45 PM
Should we allow Adam back guys?

Yes why not. The more the merrier.:wavey:

Will.
05-02-2016, 02:46 PM
Welcome back, Adam.

Denver
05-02-2016, 02:48 PM
What a time to be alive

Will.
05-02-2016, 02:49 PM
8PM, but you can post task now.

Johnnyuk123
05-02-2016, 03:05 PM
8PM, but you can post task now.

Do we post in here or in the other thread?

Will.
05-02-2016, 03:14 PM
Other thread.

kirklancaster
05-02-2016, 04:40 PM
It's not like I'll make the final anyway I'll probably be eliminated straight away

You were on my shortlist until you suddenly quit you nutter. :laugh:

Yeah, I'm all for Adam's re-entry.

Oh yes as well - you have time to do the latest task. Post it on the Live Thread not on here.

Will.
06-02-2016, 02:51 PM
Tonight the finalist will be chosen!

Will.
06-02-2016, 09:46 PM
It's time for a party, celebrating the final 3 contestants.

Jamie89
06-02-2016, 09:56 PM
Why is there a tattooed Irish guy snorting coke off Mercedes' Fanjita?

Denver
06-02-2016, 09:57 PM
I love Jeremy

T*
06-02-2016, 09:58 PM
yAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

T*
06-02-2016, 09:58 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

T*
06-02-2016, 09:58 PM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Jamie89
06-02-2016, 10:00 PM
Why is there a tattooed Irish guy snorting coke off Mercedes' Fanjita?

Come on though, Mercedes-Fanjita / Mercedes' Fanjita, I mean I'm sorry to quote my own post and everything but that's good, right :smug:

Will.
06-02-2016, 10:01 PM
A bit of music for you all:

b_KfnGBtVeA

Denver
06-02-2016, 10:01 PM
Shut it you unfunny deseased slag give you head a wobble and **** off and let me and Tommy contest the final

Denver
06-02-2016, 10:02 PM
I'm convinced Kirk is the mole

kirklancaster
06-02-2016, 10:02 PM
After the party, will the three finalists bring a huge Melon and meet Kirk in the Garden of Good and Evil, for private fanny-stretching exercises in preparation for when one of you wins? I really don'tt want to hurt you on our first night in bed after the contest ends

Jamie89
06-02-2016, 10:03 PM
Shut it you unfunny deseased slag give you head a wobble and **** off and let me and Tommy contest the final

As long as I BREATH you will not get near my Kirk. I'm not going down without a fight, unless I'm going down on him!

T*
06-02-2016, 10:04 PM
[size="4"]After the party, will the three finalists bring a huge Melon and meet Kirk in the Garden of Good and Evil, for private fanny-stretching exercises in preparation for when one of you wins? I really don'tt want to hurt you on our first night in bed after the contest ends

can i also bring a yoga ball??

Denver
06-02-2016, 10:04 PM
As long as I BREATH you will not get near my Kirk. I'm not going down without a fight, unless I'm going down on him!

Don't make me take you down to Manchester Canal

kirklancaster
06-02-2016, 10:05 PM
can i also bring a yoga ball??

:laugh: I thought that said Yoghurt Balls. :hehe:

Jamie89
06-02-2016, 10:06 PM
After the party, will the three finalists bring a huge Melon and meet Kirk in the Garden of Good and Evil, for private fanny-stretching exercises in preparation for when one of you wins? I really don'tt want to hurt you on our first night in bed after the contest ends

Oh :unsure: I've actually spent the last 3 weeks trying to tighten mine up for you.

*unclenches*

Will.
06-02-2016, 10:11 PM
This season feels so old, can't believe it's only been over a week!

kirklancaster
06-02-2016, 10:36 PM
Oh :unsure: I've actually spent the last 3 weeks trying to tighten mine up for you.

*unclenches*

:laugh: Did you ever hear the joke about the mouse who wanted to bonk an elephant?

The mouse climbed up a tree and waited while an elephant was walking by, then he leapt onto the elephants behind. At the very instant the mouse tried to push his tidgy dick into her, the elephant trod on a sharp thorn and bellowed loudly in pain.

The mouse grinned then shouted:

"That's right bitch - scream."

Will.
06-02-2016, 11:31 PM
Tiffany, LaDaysha and Mercedes, I wish all you the best of luck for tomorrow.

Denver
06-02-2016, 11:34 PM
Thank you very much but I'm ready to leave those 2 sluts wigless

Will.
07-02-2016, 02:12 PM
One of you will be crowned the winner today!

Denver
07-02-2016, 02:44 PM
Clearly this bitch

T*
07-02-2016, 02:53 PM
I can't wait

Will.
07-02-2016, 04:09 PM
Wec8TGZ8Nrg

Amy Jade
07-02-2016, 04:51 PM
I hope either Adam or Jamie win

Jamie89
07-02-2016, 05:19 PM
Excellent trailer, Will! I'm excited for the final!

:laugh: Did you ever hear the joke about the mouse who wanted to bonk an elephant?

The mouse climbed up a tree and waited while an elephant was walking by, then he leapt onto the elephants behind. At the very instant the mouse tried to push his tidgy dick into her, the elephant trod on a sharp thorn and bellowed loudly in pain.

The mouse grinned then shouted:

"That's right bitch - scream."

:laugh: I've heard that story before but instead of a mouse, it was Adam.

I hope either Adam or Jamie win

Thank you :love: Sorry to see you go (if you're really gone :suspect:)

Amy Jade
07-02-2016, 06:02 PM
Excellent trailer, Will! I'm excited for the final!



:laugh: I've heard that story before but instead of a mouse, it was Adam.



Thank you :love: Sorry to see you go (if you're really gone :suspect:)
I am, I went out last night instead haha

T*
07-02-2016, 06:20 PM
I hope either Adam or Jamie win


S H A D E

T*
07-02-2016, 06:20 PM
Really excited tbh

Jamie89
07-02-2016, 06:39 PM
I am, I went out last night instead haha

Well I'm glad you weren't here :laugh: (you were pretty strong competition for the final!)

Cherie
07-02-2016, 06:42 PM
I can see Adam on Kirks arm :love:

Denver
07-02-2016, 06:42 PM
I can see Adam on Kirks arm :love:

Thank you chick I hope so :love:

Cherie
07-02-2016, 06:44 PM
Wec8TGZ8Nrg

:amazed: the trailer :laugh:

Jamie89
07-02-2016, 06:44 PM
I can see Adam on Kirks arm :love:

Me too, as Kirk is dragging him out of the mansion kicking and screaming :hee:

Denver
07-02-2016, 06:47 PM
Me too, as Kirk is dragging him out of the mansion kicking and screaming :hee:

Or dragging me to the bedroom :fan:

Daniel-X
07-02-2016, 06:49 PM
Tiaras arrived hunnys

Dont forget to tune in to the latest episode Tiara On Top airing 8:00/9:00 central as Tiara confronts her past tensions with Mingianna Jones and Amy Jade. Will the olive branch be extended? The only way is to watch the hit show which is much better than this one.

Amy Jade
07-02-2016, 06:52 PM
Tiara you haven't even contacted my agent, all footage of me needs to be seen by him before it is allowed to be broadcast since I was cast on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Your show will get pulled and replaced with an episode of Diagnosis Murder.

Cal.
07-02-2016, 06:53 PM
I haven't chosen an agent as of yet

Amy Jade
07-02-2016, 06:54 PM
I haven't chosen an agent as of yet

Which means nobody wants you.

Maybe try contacting the RSPCA?

Cal.
07-02-2016, 06:55 PM
That's why I was removed from the mansion early due to overwhelming demand from t'agent and publicist world?

Amy Jade
07-02-2016, 06:57 PM
That's why I was removed from the mansion early due to overwhelming demand from t'agent and publicist world?

I heard it was because you were caught escorting.

Daniel-X
07-02-2016, 06:57 PM
Tiara you haven't even contacted my agent, all footage of me needs to be seen by him before it is allowed to be broadcast since I was cast on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Your show will get pulled and replaced with an episode of Diagnosis Murder.

Honey. Under my contract anyone who hasn't had their agent contracted or given permission to have their footage broadcast just has their face blurred, better for the public I say. Although I'm not sure if we do blurring lenses big enough for your face after having spoke to my elusive manager Derek.

Cal.
07-02-2016, 06:59 PM
I heard it was because you were caught escorting.

A spokesperson for Mingianna is yet to comment.

Jamie89
07-02-2016, 07:03 PM
Tiaras arrived hunnys

Dont forget to tune in to the latest episode Tiara On Top airing 8:00/9:00 central as Tiara confronts her past tensions with Mingianna Jones and Amy Jade. Will the olive branch be extended? The only way is to watch the hit show which is much better than this one.

Tiara left us far too soon :(

Amy Jade
07-02-2016, 07:03 PM
Honey. Under my contract anyone who hasn't had their agent contracted or given permission to have their footage broadcast just has their face blurred, better for the public I say. Although I'm not sure if we do blurring lenses big enough for your face after having spoke to my elusive manager Derek.
If you had asked nicely the result could have been different but I have now spoken to my management and all footage featuring me is now blacklisted for production and any footage of me or my name will result in a law suit.

Have a good day and enjoy Diagnosis Murder.

Daniel-X
07-02-2016, 07:04 PM
Tiara left us far too soon :(

I know LaDaysha :(

Our frenemyship was one of the main talking points of the first season!!! Due it for me and your Aunty Bernice Hun!!!!!

Daniel-X
07-02-2016, 07:05 PM
If you had asked nicely the result could have been different but I have now spoken to my management and all footage featuring me is now blacklisted for production and any footage of me or my name will result in a law suit.

Have a good day and enjoy Diagnosis Murder.

Hun it's fine we have enough fabulous footage of just me to fill the hour up. Don't sweat it babe!!!! You can enjoy your Murder programme on some other channel you sadastic *****!!!

Jamie89
07-02-2016, 07:05 PM
I know LaDaysha :(

Our frenemyship was one of the main talking points of the first season!!! Due it for me and your Aunty Bernice Hun!!!!!

We never even got chance to reignite our feud and cause unnecessarily contrived drama... I'm so disappointed :(

Amy Jade
07-02-2016, 07:07 PM
Hun it's fine we have enough fabulous footage of just me to fill the hour up. Don't sweat it babe!!!! You can enjoy your Murder programme on some other channel you sadastic *****!!!
Yeah good luck with that hoe

Amy Jade
07-02-2016, 07:10 PM
Actually my management are due to contact LaDaysha in the near future about relaunching The Simple Life starring LaDaysha & Mitzeeee

Denver
07-02-2016, 07:11 PM
I would like to confirm Mercedes was meant to join them but will instead be taking to the dancefloor for Dance with the Stars

Amy Jade
07-02-2016, 07:15 PM
I would like to confirm Mercedes was meant to join them but will instead be taking to the dancefloor for Dance with the Stars

A perfect way to prove how much you love Kirk by not falling for Derek Hough :clap1:

Denver
07-02-2016, 07:16 PM
A perfect way to prove how much you love Kirk by not falling for Derek Hough :clap1:

Also the best way to learn to dance for our 1st dance at our wedding :love:

T*
07-02-2016, 07:22 PM
can non players stay out

Cal.
07-02-2016, 07:24 PM
can non players stay out

rude

T*
07-02-2016, 07:24 PM
except cal

T*
07-02-2016, 07:25 PM
i may be having my tea at 8 BTW

Jamie89
07-02-2016, 07:34 PM
Packing my suitcase for tonight reminded me of the time Betty tried squeezing into her leopard print swimsuit and couldn't get the hideous thing zipped up.
State of the bitch :idc:

Denver
07-02-2016, 07:37 PM
I have no idea what to wear tonight? Whatever I decide to wear I won't look like Mutton dressed as Lamb like a uncertain weirdo (LaDaysha)

Amy Jade
07-02-2016, 07:39 PM
can non players stay out

Speak to your host I was invited back

Stay pressed :hee:

Amy Jade
07-02-2016, 08:05 PM
Mercedes Dress Choices

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/645591/645591_in_pp.jpg

STELLA MCCARTNEY: Halterneck chain-embellished stretch-crepe gown

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/670482/670482_in_pp.jpg

NEEDLE & THREAD: Embellished embroidered tulle gown

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/641971/641971_in_pp.jpg

MUGLER: Cutout two-tone cady gown

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/651965/651965_in_pp.jpg

TEMPERLEY LONDON: Carly embellished tulle gown

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/638835/638835_in_pp.jpg

OSCAR DE LA RENTA: Feather-trimmed silk-faille gown

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/636457/636457_in_pp.jpg

ROBERTO CAVALLI: Embellished plissé silk-satin gown

https://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/646776/646776_in_pp.jpg

ALEXANDER MCQUEEN
Gathered silk-chiffon gown

ALEXANDER MCQUEEN: Gathered silk-chiffon gown

Denver
07-02-2016, 08:09 PM
Ill wear the Carly embellished tulle gown to show Kirk how classy I am