TiBB Bachelor: Mansion Thread

[Will.]

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Winner

Mercedes-Fanjita - Adam. (winner)

Eliminated contestants

Chaos - Caitlin (eliminated day 1)
Livia - Livia (eliminated day 2)
Dollface - Katerina (walked day 3)
Daniel-X - Tiara (eliminated day 4)
LaQueefshaniqua - SuperV (eliminated day 5)
Candice - Magarine. (eliminated day 6)
Johanna Elizabetta Acosta - Dezzy (eliminated day 7)
Migianna Jones - Who Is She? (removed day 8)
Courtney - ProfessorSmooth (eliminated day 8)
Betty Swollocks - Johnny123 (eliminated day 9)
Mitzeeee - Amy Jade (eliminated day 9)
LaDaysha - Jamie89 (third place)
Tiffany - Tom* (runner up)


Summary

Launch - Chaos eliminated in twist, Dollface enters as late arrival.

Day 2 - Livia eliminated in surprise elimination.

Day 3 - True or False task! Katerina (Dollface) walks.

Day 4 - Trip to New York! New York Quiz! Tom arrives! 4 contestants sent to Haunted House who Kirk didn't select as part of a twist!

Day 5 - locked up contestants pleas revealed from the Haunted House, Super-V (LaQueef) eliminated! Pass to the final giving to Mingianna (Cal)! Adam and Amy Jade (Mercedes and Mitzeeee) walk. Dezzy (Johanna) enters!

Day 6 - Amy Jade (Mitzeeee) returns! Dress Up Bitch task! Just Rose and Mole select one contestant each to face elimination who they thought was the worst dressed. Kirk choices Margerine (Candice) to be eliminated.

Day 7 - Kirk takeovers and holds a series of task! Dezzy (Johanna) eliminated.

Day 8 - Mingianna Jones (Who Is She?) removed. Mercedes (Adam.) returns! Make an outfit and guess who said the quote task! Courtney (ProfessorSmooth) eliminated.

Day 9 - Meal Of Death! Questions asked to semi finalist about Kirk, Tiffany (Tom) given rose to the final first! We meet Kirk's mum (Chantelle Elizabeth Josephine Rothschild - Josy), she selects LaDaysha (Jamie89.) to receive second rose! Mercedes (Adam) receives third rose! Tiffany, LaDaysha and Mercedes 3 finalist!

Final - We meet the finalist friends and family! LaDaysha (Jamie89) eliminated in first rose ceremony! Tiffany (Tom) and Mercedes (Adam.) grilled in final interview! They both give their final plea! Mercedes (Adam.) chosen as the winner! Tiffany (Tom) selected as runner up!

[Margarine.]

Nobody **** in the toilet, that toilet is for queens only x

[Ninastar]

-kicks down door and stomps in with flamethrower-

You bitches are going down

[Morgan.]

I don't care what ANY of you say, but I'm getting the bed with the lime green duvet and blood red throw, okay.

[Denver]

-kicks down door and stomps in with flamethrower-

You bitches are going down

https://45.media.tumblr.com/2ef1af3db003bda83906d9c8135b42de/tumblr_nu2mhssIQG1t7g7afo1_500.gif

[Jamie89]

If I see Gillian McKeith in here I'm leaving

[Morgan.]

The mole is Amy or Livia. I wonder if this is the twist we won't find out about until the final?

[kirklancaster]

If I see Gillian McKeith in here - SHE'LL be the one leaving -- Through the nearest window feet first.

[kirklancaster]

-kicks down door and stomps in with flamethrower-

You bitches are going down

:laugh: The WINNING bitch is DEFINITELY going down - ON MOI.

[Amy Jade]

http://www.about-face.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/A-F-2.jpg

Hey I'm here!

[Cal.]

Caitlin is so obviously not evicted

[Morgan.]

http://www.about-face.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/A-F-2.jpg

Hey I'm here!

Welcome! I hope you have a fabulous stay!

[kirklancaster]

http://www.about-face.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/A-F-2.jpg

Hey I'm here!

Hey A.J. - you KNOW that I've always had a soft spot for you. Now it's time to make it a HARD one. :evilgrin:

[Jamie89]

http://www.about-face.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/A-F-2.jpg

Hey I'm here!

Hi :wavey:

Those bags will come in handy for some of the contestants faces x

*coughs* Johnny123 *coughs*

[Jamie89]

Caitlin is so obviously not evicted

I was thinking that too

[Morgan.]

I was thinking that too

Same. Also, here I am.

3306

[Amy Jade]

Sorry I missed the start but they sent a white limo and I'm totally phobic of them and daddy says his little girl deserves the best so I had to wait for a black hummer limo obviously!

Where's my bedroom?
Do I have to roomie?
Are there hair straighteners?

[Morgan.]

Sorry I missed the start but they sent a white limo and I'm totally phobic of them and daddy says his little girl deserves the best so I had to wait for a black hummer limo obviously!

Where's my bedroom?
Do I have to roomie?
Are there hair straighteners?

Tbh I think we should share.

[Morgan.]

Caitlin is so obviously not evicted

Caitlin is probably the mole.

[Cal.]

I think I know who the mole is.

[Margarine.]

http://www.about-face.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/A-F-2.jpg

Hey I'm here!

Cher Horowitz is my genuine spirit animal

[Jamie89]

I think the mole is Adam

[Morgan.]

I think I know who the mole is.

Chaos - She's been evicted on Day 1 and it seemed fairly fake, so I believe she has a high chance of being a mole. Either that or she's stuck in the locked secret room with Will.
Adam. - He has been his usual self, so that could provide evidence for both sides of the argument.
Who Is She? - You seem pretty normal, but you're mentioning the mole/eviction the most (besides me) so you could be doing a bit of reverse psychology.
Margarine - I haven't seen you much so I can't make up my mind.
Daniel-X - ""
Livia - ""
Johnny123 - You seem active and fun, so again you could be active so you can keep an eye on who to mole.
Jamie89 - You're similar to Johnny.
Professor Smooth - I can assure you I'm not the mole, although I do mention it a fair bit.
Amy Jade - You could be the mole as we don't know too much about you, yet you seem like your normal self so I'm undecided.
Super V - Haven't seen you much, mate, so I don't think Will would give the mole role to someone who's fairly inactive.

[Will.]

If only you knew the truth.

[Margarine.]

Daddy Zayn Malik's song has been on repeat all day it is a fookin jam

[Morgan.]

I think the mole is Kirk.

[kirklancaster]

Kirk's a Mole
'Cos he LOVES
Being in the HOLE.

[Jamie89]

Chaos - She's been evicted on Day 1 and it seemed fairly fake, so I believe she has a high chance of being a mole. Either that or she's stuck in the locked secret room with Will.
Adam. - He has been his usual self, so that could provide evidence for both sides of the argument.
Who Is She? - You seem pretty normal, but you're mentioning the mole/eviction the most (besides me) so you could be doing a bit of reverse psychology.
Margarine - I haven't seen you much so I can't make up my mind.
Daniel-X - ""
Livia - ""
Johnny123 - You seem active and fun, so again you could be active so you can keep an eye on who to mole.
Jamie89 - You're similar to Johnny.
Professor Smooth - I can assure you I'm not the mole, although I do mention it a fair bit.
Amy Jade - You could be the mole as we don't know too much about you, yet you seem like your normal self so I'm undecided.
Super V - Haven't seen you much, mate, so I don't think Will would give the mole role to someone who's fairly inactive.

Sounds like something a mole would say :suspect:

[Morgan.]

Actually no, there's no way it could be Kirk, I don't get how it would work but I do have my eye on someone.

[Will.]

they will be all looking for the secrets on the inside but it's more of looking on the outside.

[Morgan.]

It's Will? It's Caitlin? They've not entered yet? I don't even know let's r
Talk about something else :joker:

[Jamie89]

they will be all looking for the secrets on the inside but it's more of looking on the outside.

The mole is Adele?
http://lovelace-media.imgix.net/uploads/1053/08e33120-5e29-0133-0bd6-0e34a4cc753d.gif?

[Morgan.]

The mole is Adele?
http://lovelace-media.imgix.net/uploads/1053/08e33120-5e29-0133-0bd6-0e34a4cc753d.gif?

Wouldn't be completely surprised tbh

[Cal.]

Alex :flutter:

[Morgan.]

What job did we all do before coming on the show?

[Amy Jade]

I'm not the Mole obviously.

[Amy Jade]

What job did we all do before coming on the show?

Jobs are for poor people!!!

[Margarine.]

Alex :flutter:

you ain't getting nun of dis pussy i'm pledged to a wealthy elderly man x

[Will.]

I'm not going to lie, the mole is my 60 year old boyfriend from Bulgaria.

[Morgan.]

Jobs are for poor people!!!

Too true, too true!

[Morgan.]

I'm not going to lie, the mole is my 60 year old boyfriend from Bulgaria.

I knew it.

[kirklancaster]

Jobs are for poor people!!!

Unless they are prefaced by the word 'BLOW' - then they are for LUCKY people. :hehe:

[Jamie89]

What job did we all do before coming on the show?

I spent most of my time digging burrows and making mountains out of hills, what about you?

[Morgan.]

I spent most of my time digging burrows and making mountains out of hills, what about you?

I sat around paying people to do my job for me. I actually can't remember what that job was, it's been so long since I turned up myself.

[Margarine.]

I have a confession to make guys x

[Will.]

I have a confession to make guys x

Not another one telling me their lesbian after openly admitting their lick a mans butt crack. :shocked::nono:

[Jamie89]

I have a confession to make guys x

We can tell they're fake hun x

[Margarine.]

Not another one telling me their lesbian after openly admitting their lick a mans butt crack. :shocked::nono:

I have a boyfriend called Sam on the outside so I'm going to protect meself with an iron cage because being faithful is important x

[Morgan.]

I have a boyfriend called Sam on the outside so I'm going to protect meself with an iron cage because being faithful is important x

This sounds vaguely familiar but I don't seem to recognise it ...

[Amy Jade]

You floozy!

I'm totally single Mr. Lancaster :kiss:

[Will.]

Oh yes,

can you please state your name for the show, i.e Britney.

You can post on here and then can someone send me a PM with all the names please :)

[Margarine.]

This sounds vaguely familiar but I don't seem to recognise it ...

Familiarity is exactly why I recognise that being faithful is important

When I was sleeping around I couldn't remember anyone's name it is much easier when you've only got one on the go x

[Jamie89]

My name for the show is LaDaysha :hee:

[Margarine.]

My name for the show is LaDaysha :hee:

More like baggy labia you fookin slag

[SuperV]

What's up bitches! Sorry I was late, I'm not getting up at 4 in the morning! I will be here for tomorrow's which is 6am.

[Amy Jade]

More like baggy labia you fookin slag

Oh my god....:laugh2:

[Jamie89]

More like baggy labia you fookin slag

You leave my baggy labia out of this :fist: I'm not a slag I'm just experienced, something Kirk appreciates :hee:

[Margarine.]

What's up bitches! Sorry I was late, I'm not getting up at 4 in the morning! I will be here for tomorrow's which is 6am.

Let's hope you're not sleeping during your elimination and that you're wide awake to see me crowned as the bachelorette :joker:

[Morgan.]

My name is COURTNEY

[Jamie89]

What's up bitches! Sorry I was late, I'm not getting up at 4 in the morning! I will be here for tomorrow's which is 6am.

Hi SuperV :wavey:

[Will.]

Remember I want all the names in one list :)

[Will.]

What's up bitches! Sorry I was late, I'm not getting up at 4 in the morning! I will be here for tomorrow's which is 6am.

That's ok :)

Would you be able to get the questions over so I can put them onto tomorrows show which is like a recap/unseen show of tonights.

[Morgan.]

Going to watch BB, be back later!

[Amy Jade]

My names Mitzeeee

[Jamie89]

Remember I want all the names in one list :)

Is this our first challenge?

[Margarine.]

You leave my baggy labia out of this :fist: I'm not a slag I'm just experienced, something Kirk appreciates :hee:

I suppose a haggard old crow like yourself would have experience

[Will.]

Is this our first challenge?

Kind of, depends how you think of it.

so far who is called who?

[Denver]

Mercedes-Fanjita here

[Margarine.]

My name is Candice

beause no one can diss these titties

[Amy Jade]

Mitzeeee - Amy
Mercedes-Fanjita - Adam
LaDaysha - Jamie
Candice - Margarine
Courtney - ProfessorSmooth

[Jamie89]

I suppose a haggard old crow like yourself would have experience

Experience of basic insults, yes I have :hee:

[Margarine.]

Mercedes-Fanjita here

That sounds nasty, I'd get it cheked out at the clinic if I were you x

[Jamie89]

Mitzeeee
Mercedes-Fanjita
Baggy labia
Candice
Courtney

You edit this IMMEDIATELY! :fist:

:joker:

[Will.]

Mitzeeee
Mercedes-Fanjita
LaDaysha
Candice
Courtney

Which members are called who?

[Denver]

That sounds nasty, I'd get it cheked out at the clinic if I were you x
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[Amy Jade]

Which members are called who?

Mitzeeee - Amy
Mercedes-Fanjita - Adam
LaDaysha - Jamie
Candice - Margarine
Courtney - ProfessorSmooth

[Will.]

Mitzeeee - Amy
Mercedes-Fanjita - Adam
LaDaysha - Jamie
Candice - Margarine
Courtney - ProfessorSmooth

5 more to go :)

[Margarine.]

Cal just told me on Skype he can't get on the forum but he'd like to be called Mingianna Jones x

[Will.]

I hope everyone felt the game went smoothly, I really want to be more professional in the game this year and I think I was in the game thread.

I'll be far more relaxed in this thread when speaking to you.

[Jamie89]

Cal just told me on Skype he can't get on the forum but he'd like to be called Mingianna Jones x

:laugh:

[Jamie89]

I hope everyone felt the game went smoothly, I really want to be more professional in the game this year and I think I was in the game thread.

I'll be far more relaxed in this thread when speaking to you.

It went really well!

[Will.]

Thanks, I was so worried at the the very beginning as like no one was posting and I barely had any of the contestants questionnaires.

[Amy Jade]

Mitzeeee - Amy
Mercedes-Fanjita - Adam
LaDaysha - Jamie
Candice - Margarine
Courtney - ProfessorSmooth
Mingianna Jones - Cal
Betty Swollocks - Johnny
Janine - Daniel
Caitlin Chaos
Livia - Livia
LaQueefshaniqua - SuperV

[Will.]

Mitzeeee - Amy
Mercedes-Fanjita - Adam
LaDaysha - Jamie
Candice - Margarine
Courtney - ProfessorSmooth
Who Is She? - Mingianna Jones
Betty - Johnny
Daniel - Janine
Chaos - Caitlin
Livia - Livia
SuperV - LaQueefshaniqua

These are the names if everyone is happy.

[Amy Jade]

What do I win for taking the time to find those? I want a party and ill invite my fave girls in the house!!

[Jamie89]

Mitzeeee - Amy
Mercedes-Fanjita - Adam
LaDaysha - Jamie
Candice - Margarine
Courtney - ProfessorSmooth
Mingianna Jones - Cal
Betty Swollocks - Johnny
Janine - Daniel
Caitlin Chaos
Livia - Livia
LaQueefshaniqua - SuperV

Amy putting us all to shame. I'm bringing an apple for Will tomorrow :laugh:

[Jamie89]

I think I've figured out a big secret by the way :fan:

[Will.]

Tick Tock, a secret is about to hit you.

[Will.]

would all contestants make their way to the game thread now

[Dollface]

oh btw my in-game name shall be Dollie pls

[Morgan.]

I wasn't even online but Dollface seems nice :)

[Dollface]

I wasn't even online but Dollface seems nice :)

aw thank you :love:

[Amy Jade]

Mercedes-Fanjita - Adam
LaDaysha - Jamie
Candice - Margarine
Courtney - ProfessorSmooth
Mingianna Jones - Cal
Betty Swollocks - Johnny
Janine - Daniel
Caitlin - Chaos
Livia - Livia
LaQueefshaniqua - SuperV
Mitzeeee - Amy
Dollie - Dollface

[Morgan.]

Good night everyone, I'm going to watch lip sync, maybe bots then I'm going to bed.

[Jamie89]

Night Professor :xyxwave:

[Amy Jade]

Night Courtney I'm going out so I hope your ready to be woken up at like 4am when I turn up drunk

I :love: my roomie

[Morgan.]

Morning everyone, who wants me to make the breakfast?



It's only mouldy cereal, don't get too hopeful.

[Morgan.]

This is dead.

[kirklancaster]

This is dead.

:laugh: Do you mean the thread, the forum, or the game? I've been awake since 4.00 am.

I'll make you breakfast if you're willing to eat what I'm cooking Prof Smooth?

Three 'Free Range' eggs, lightly boiled, with 3 slices of freshly buttered bread, a pinch of salt, and a black coffee.

Coming up.

[Morgan.]

:laugh: Do you mean the thread, the forum, or the game? I've been awake since 4.00 am.

I'll make you breakfast if you're willing to eat what I'm cooking Prof Smooth?

Three 'Free Range' eggs, lightly boiled, with 3 slices of freshly buttered bread, a pinch of salt, and a black coffee.

Coming up.

Just the thread! But that would be lovely Kirk, way better than what I was offering.

[kirklancaster]

Just the thread! But that would be lovely Kirk, way better than what I was offering.

You are more than welcome - and would be if this was real life too. :laugh: I am the only one in the house who is awake, and sharing a conversation over a brekki would be brilliant.

I think all these contestants must be sleeping it off after a night on the tiles - all except Amy Jade of course, she is still asleep in my bed. :smug:

[Morgan.]

You are more than welcome - and would be if this was real life too. :laugh: I am the only one in the house who is awake, and sharing a conversation over a brekki would be brilliant.

I think all these contestants must be sleeping it off after a night on the tiles - all except Amy Jade of course, she is still asleep in my bed. :smug:

How did you sleep, I meant to ask!

[kirklancaster]

How did you sleep, I meant to ask!

Oh - I got up - then slept really soundly for about an hour. :laugh:

[Morgan.]

Oh - I got up - then slept really soundly for about an hour. :laugh:

Hope you had plenty of fun whilst you were up :smug:

Maybe you'd like some different company tonight :smug:

[Will.]

Did you all sleep well?

[Morgan.]

Did you all sleep well?

Yes thank you, Will. Even Kirk made breakfast for me! It was so good!

[Will.]

Yes thank you, Will. Even Kirk made breakfast for me! It was so good!

I dare not to ask what he gave you for breakfast. :smug:

[Morgan.]

Don't worry, there was some creamy white egg and a bit of margarine spread over the bread.

[Cal.]

Why are you all still here? I've already wonhttps://45.media.tumblr.com/d8156a5256a13f54a74fb0629395a965/tumblr_nt124yrn4N1rfduvxo1_400.gif

[Cal.]

Let's hope you're not sleeping during your elimination and that you're wide awake to see me crowned as the bachelorette :joker:

Okay let's not get ahead of ourselveshttps://45.media.tumblr.com/d8156a5256a13f54a74fb0629395a965/tumblr_nt124yrn4N1rfduvxo1_400.gif

[Will.]

Lunch will be served at 12:30PM.

[Ninastar]

I was thinking that too

i ****ing hope so, not here for being out after 10 mins

if i come back i will be getting my revenge!!!

[Ninastar]

Did you all sleep well?

no, you guys ****ing kicked me out and i just managed to find shelter in the dog house before it started snowing!!!11!!!!

[Will.]

no, you guys ****ing kicked me out and i just managed to find shelter in the dog house before it started snowing!!!11!!!!

How nice.

[Margarine.]

which one of you doesn't know how to flush the toilet after they've tekken a ****

DISGUSTEN

[Morgan.]

I bet it's SuperV, would explain why he is hiding :joker:

[Amy Jade]

which one of you doesn't know how to flush the toilet after they've tekken a ****

DISGUSTEN

:laugh2:

[Cal.]

I didn't know Amy Jade and Margarine. were friendshttp://38.media.tumblr.com/46084d99fcf9de9f169ea8e3911ebe6c/tumblr_n6eeqeuw1L1r72dfyo3_r1_250.gif

[Amy Jade]

https://49.media.tumblr.com/11ac65e5fefa30d29a701594747e3c38/tumblr_nxz1wmTehE1rkpuzfo1_500.gif
I like everyone :hee:

[Cal.]

I hope Kirk knows Amy Jade was runner up in TiBB BB10 and she isn't here for his heart just his bank accounthttp://38.media.tumblr.com/46084d99fcf9de9f169ea8e3911ebe6c/tumblr_n6eeqeuw1L1r72dfyo3_r1_250.gif

[Will.]

"The beginning is the end."

[Amy Jade]

I hope Kirk sees an innocent young girl being harassed by a jealous competitor :fan:

[Cal.]

I hope Kirk sees an innocent young girl being harassed by a jealous competitor :fan:

Jealous?! Jealous?! http://38.media.tumblr.com/46084d99fcf9de9f169ea8e3911ebe6c/tumblr_n6eeqeuw1L1r72dfyo3_r1_250.gif

[Amy Jade]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdkoncVV861qiygcjo1_250.gif

[Jamie89]

I think all these contestants must be sleeping it off after a night on the tiles - all except Amy Jade of course, she is still asleep in my bed. :smug:

What is this favouritism? :fist:

Anyway, unlike some hoes who put out on the first night, I'm a classy and dignified bird

which one of you doesn't know how to flush the toilet after they've tekken a ****

DISGUSTEN

That will have been me :idc:

[Cal.]

What is this favouritism? :fist:

Anyway, unlike some hoes who put out on the first night, I'm a classy and dignified bird


Lol okay bitchhttp://38.media.tumblr.com/46084d99fcf9de9f169ea8e3911ebe6c/tumblr_n6eeqeuw1L1r72dfyo3_r1_250.gif

[Amy Jade]

I think all these contestants must be sleeping it off after a night on the tiles - all except Amy Jade of course, she is still asleep in my bed. :smug:

http://31.media.tumblr.com/6be9407c9f562e320f31f6da36934484/tumblr_njjhwe9XLZ1s1vzkoo1_250.gif

[Margarine.]

I didn't know Amy Jade and Margarine. were friendshttp://38.media.tumblr.com/46084d99fcf9de9f169ea8e3911ebe6c/tumblr_n6eeqeuw1L1r72dfyo3_r1_250.gif

Life is too short to hold grudges x

I should probs tell that to all of those hoes whose boyfriends I've stolen

[Morgan.]

Yes you should.

[Denver]

Hey guys

[Morgan.]

Afternoon.

[Denver]

How is everyone?

[Cal.]

Just dandyhttp://i.imgur.com/7fTjmmX.jpg

[Will.]

I am beyond freezing.

[Morgan.]

I am beyond freezing.

Good.

[Cal.]

Evening ladieshttp://i.imgur.com/7fTjmmX.jpg

[Jamie89]

Lol okay bitchhttp://38.media.tumblr.com/46084d99fcf9de9f169ea8e3911ebe6c/tumblr_n6eeqeuw1L1r72dfyo3_r1_250.gif

I got waaaaay more mother****ing class than you!https://i.imgur.com/3JKocMC.gif

[Morgan.]

Evening ladieshttp://i.imgur.com/7fTjmmX.jpg

Evening! Is there a live show tonight?

[Cal.]

All the girls here are SO fat I feel sorry for Kirkhttp://49.media.tumblr.com/675df19a2ee380f15be92d72559c3552/tumblr_o1a3mfuBEM1uxnkpto8_250.gif

[Morgan.]

All the girls here are SO fat I feel sorry for Kirkhttp://49.media.tumblr.com/675df19a2ee380f15be92d72559c3552/tumblr_o1a3mfuBEM1uxnkpto8_250.gif

Excuse me, I am of EXCEPTIONAL weight. I won't tolerate this language.

[Amy Jade]

https://media.giphy.com/media/g5OPFUVD4lt6w/giphy.gif

I'm making us all dinner http://www.cool-smileys.com/images/18-angel-emoticon.gif

[Morgan.]

https://media.giphy.com/media/g5OPFUVD4lt6w/giphy.gif

I'm making us all dinner http://www.cool-smileys.com/images/18-angel-emoticon.gif

Thanks.

[Will.]

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?p=8476067#post8476067

[Johnnyuk123]

Thanks a lot for telling me it's on tonight you bitches! :nono:

http://cdn.starflash.de/bilder/bachelor-2014-278273.jpg

[Jamie89]

Thanks a lot for telling me it's on tonight you bitches! :nono:

Oh sorry about that, I completely forgot you existed

[Cal.]

I'm sick of Amy Jade and Tiara getting under my fookin skinhttp://38.media.tumblr.com/46084d99fcf9de9f169ea8e3911ebe6c/tumblr_n6eeqeuw1L1r72dfyo3_r1_250.gif

[Morgan.]

It's day 2 and we are all arguing already. We should probably carry on ...

[Morgan.]

Something happened to the OP.

[Daniel-X]

I'm sick of Amy Jade and Tiara getting under my fookin skinhttp://38.media.tumblr.com/46084d99fcf9de9f169ea8e3911ebe6c/tumblr_n6eeqeuw1L1r72dfyo3_r1_250.gif

Listen bitch you were the one who declined me of a role in your musical!!!

What do you expect????!!!!

[Morgan.]

Does the loser of the task get sent home or does Kirk send roses again?

[Cal.]

Listen bitch you were the one who declined me of a role in your musical!!!

What do you expect????!!!!

i'll handle my business BITCH

[Amy Jade]

Cal were getting under your fat rolls not your skin!

[Daniel-X]

i'll handle my business BITCH

You're saying that Ross Kemp plays a better Paris Hilton than ME?!!!!

[Cal.]

You're saying that Ross Kemp plays a better Paris Hilton than ME?!!!!

Ross Kemp is the only one who can get the balance between emotion and erotica just righthttp://49.media.tumblr.com/226c5a99ba754ea58726d20e20c59d9c/tumblr_o1a3mfuBEM1uxnkpto5_250.gif

[Cal.]

Cal were getting under your fat rolls not your skin!

At least I didn't gain 20 pounds being on this ****ing show you fatass transvestite looking bitch!

[Daniel-X]

Ross Kemp is the only one who can get the balance between emotion and erotica just righthttp://49.media.tumblr.com/226c5a99ba754ea58726d20e20c59d9c/tumblr_o1a3mfuBEM1uxnkpto5_250.gif

I am so perched for the musical to flop!!!!

[Amy Jade]

At least I didn't gain 20 pounds being on this ****ing show you fatass transvestite looking bitch!

https://media0.giphy.com/media/gZ8emTQmTrWQE/giphy.gif

Kirk's not complaining :smug:

[Dollface]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/gZ8emTQmTrWQE/giphy.gif

Kirk's not complaining :smug:

http://i.imgur.com/FlC5y0J.gif

[Amy Jade]

https://media.giphy.com/media/J0ZjQowuznmAU/giphy.gif

[Denver]

Oops someone decided to attack me on my wall :hehe:

Have I offended someone while I wasn't online all day? :idc:

[Cal.]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/gZ8emTQmTrWQE/giphy.gif

Kirk's not complaining :smug:

You mother****ing *****https://31.media.tumblr.com/a9db681482bc8b017d27a2a2591d5e7a/tumblr_inline_n8ctkyTlEW1qc2j2e.gif

[Jamie89]

Cal hun, I found your dirty knickers on the dining table so I put them in the laundry basket for you ok, no need to thank me :hee: You're welcome x

[Cal.]

Cal hun, I found your dirty knickers on the dining table so I put them in the laundry basket for you ok, no need to thank me :hee: You're welcome x

Wouldn't be the first time you handled my used things would it? Sluthttp://49.media.tumblr.com/226c5a99ba754ea58726d20e20c59d9c/tumblr_o1a3mfuBEM1uxnkpto5_250.gif

[Amy Jade]

Cal hun, I found your dirty knickers on the dining table so I put them in the laundry basket for you ok, no need to thank me :hee: You're welcome x

Pigeon poo

[Amy Jade]

Wouldn't be the first time you handled my used things would it? Sluthttp://49.media.tumblr.com/226c5a99ba754ea58726d20e20c59d9c/tumblr_o1a3mfuBEM1uxnkpto5_250.gif

Something she could say to all your exes

[Cal.]

Does Amy wanna shut her filthy ***** mouth? Bitch I will take you outhttp://31.media.tumblr.com/61b4b208b80f52f5f59a17762f9f37ff/tumblr_mme7dyWTv41qzjr2jo8_400.gif

[Denver]

Have I been evicted ?

[Jamie89]

Wouldn't be the first time you handled my used things would it? Sluthttp://49.media.tumblr.com/226c5a99ba754ea58726d20e20c59d9c/tumblr_o1a3mfuBEM1uxnkpto5_250.gif

Well, I wouldn't say 'handled' http://calstate.fullerton.edu/news/Inside/2009/photos/leo-lopez-hazardous-waste.jpg

Have I been evicted ?

Not yet :hee:

[Jamie89]

Me after being in close proximity to Cals underwear:
http://i.imgur.com/7Q4qWl6.jpg?1

[Denver]

Not yet :hee:

Why have I not received a rose yet then you stinking French slut?

[Jamie89]

Why have I not received a rose yet then you stinking French slut?

Maybe because I don't care you gross fag-ash-breath tramp

[Amy Jade]

Does Amy wanna shut her filthy ***** mouth? Bitch I will take you outhttp://31.media.tumblr.com/61b4b208b80f52f5f59a17762f9f37ff/tumblr_mme7dyWTv41qzjr2jo8_400.gif
Try it you ****!https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/687776030191435778/wp4lATVy_400x400.jpg

[Amy Jade]

Why have I not received a rose yet then you stinking French slut?

You are deffo still in Livia was evicted :(

[Denver]

You are deffo still in Livia was evicted :(

2 of my faves gone first :bawling:

[Jamie89]

2 of my faves gone first :bawling:

No hun, I'm still in don't worry :hug:

[Denver]

No hun, I'm still in don't worry :hug:

Only because you was sucking the bachelor off you stinking French slut

[SuperV]

Afternoon / Morning guys! I'm A Celebrity Australia is going to start soon, and Dame Julie Andrews might be going to the African jungle! lets hope.

[kirklancaster]

Morning SuperV - Did you like my rose?

[Cal.]

Morning Kirky x

[SuperV]

Morning SuperV - Did you like my rose?

Yeah loved it! :blush:

[Morgan.]

Hey, good morning everyone! Would you like a cooked breakfast Kirk, I can adapt it to however you like :)

[SuperV]

Anyone want a drink? I'm on my 4th today.

[kirklancaster]

Hey, good morning everyone! Would you like a cooked breakfast Kirk, I can adapt it to however you like :)

Morning Prof - Yeah brekkie would be lovely. Just three slices of thickly buttered toast and a cup of black coffee this morning I think.

[Morgan.]

Coming right up! How did you sleep?

[SuperV]

who is awake? I think i'm a bit drunk...

[kirklancaster]

Morning Kirky x

Morning Cal my lovely. Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all night. (Groan - the oldies are the best :hehe:)

[kirklancaster]

Coming right up! How did you sleep?

I didn't Prof - I was up all night -- Ask Adam. :hehe:

[kirklancaster]

who is awake? I think i'm a bit drunk...

That's the difference between drink and my dick SuperV:

With drink, others will say; "Get it DOWN you, and YOU will feel better".

With my dick, I'll say; "Get it UP you, and we will BOTH feel better". :laugh:

[SuperV]

That's the difference between drink and my dick SuperV:

With drink, others will say; "Get it DOWN you, and YOU will feel better".

With my dick, I'll say; "Get it UP you, and we will BOTH feel better". :laugh:

Haha! What has happened already in the game Kirk while I've been asleep?

[kirklancaster]

Haha! What has happened already in the game Kirk while I've been asleep?

I evicted Livia and nothing really apart from the girls all hiariously tearing each other to bits with insult after insult. I am going to have a difficult choice.

[SuperV]

Haha while next time that happens tell me in advance so I can get a drink and enjoy the show!

[Cal.]

Morning Cal my lovely. Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all night. (Groan - the oldies are the best :hehe:)

Teehee!

https://49.media.tumblr.com/5cdd6c5a9ba6ee5f07e47fe9efbad9a4/tumblr_nzs7m4rgjs1uxulieo1_500.gif

[SuperV]

Morning Cal my lovely. Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all night. (Groan - the oldies are the best :hehe:)

Oh now I get it! hahaha it taken me a while.

[Denver]

I didn't Prof - I was up all night -- Ask Adam. :hehe:

Please don't tell them I will be lynch mobbed by the Jealous hoes

[Morgan.]

Please don't tell them I will be lynch mobbed by the Jealous hoes

The question is, did you have a good night?

[Cal.]

Why are all these women still here?http://38.media.tumblr.com/46084d99fcf9de9f169ea8e3911ebe6c/tumblr_n6eeqeuw1L1r72dfyo3_r1_250.gif

[Denver]

The question is, did you have a good night?

Oh it was fantastic

[Will.]

Good morning everyone:

https://33.media.tumblr.com/0141a57fba3ff8f3d558e4140ab5e629/tumblr_nu7exxRwZ11u01e50o1_r1_500.gif

[Will.]

We are LIVE for the first task at 8PM tonight!

Would all contestants please check their Private Messages.

[SuperV]

I'll try to be awake at 8pm. If not see you this time tomorrow bitches.

[Will.]

Tonight you will be competing in 2 teams, here are the teams below:

Team Bitch

Mitzeeee - Amy Jade
Mercedes-Fanjita - Adam.
LaDaysha - Jamie89
Candice - Margarine.
LaQueefshaniqua - SuperV

Team Hoe

Courtney - ProfessorSmooth
Mingianna Jones - Cal (Who Is She?)
Betty Swollocks - Johnny123
Tiara - Daniel-X
Dollie - Dollface

[Daniel-X]

Umm who put me on a team with that slut Mingianna???!!!!

I'm still not over our dramatic fight which airs next Thursday 8:00/9:00 central on the fourth season of 'Tiara On Top'

[Will.]

In tonights task you will have to determine if a statement Is read is real or fake.

You will be working in your teams.

If you determine it's fake we move onto the next statement.

If you determine it's real you must then say which contestant you think said it.

You will earn a point for correctly guessing if the statement is real or fake.

You will not receive a point if you determine the statement true but incorrectly guess who said it.

The real statements are based on the questions you have answered for tonights task.

Good luck and see you at 8PM.

[Margarine.]

Team Bitch are going to drag those hoes

Quite literally

[Morgan.]

Team Bitch are going to drag those hoes

Quite literally

Mmm I don't think so :joker:

[Nicky91]

If only you knew the truth.

can i vote in this game?

[Will.]

can i vote in this game?

There are no public votes in the game unless there's a twist which changes the rules.

All eliminations are done by The Bachelor.

If you have any more questions please use the viewers thread. :) x

[Margarine.]

Mmm I don't think so :joker:

Half of your team will be working the street corners when the task is on so they'll be otherwise engaged and not able to participate

[Will.]

Vaginal discharge everywhere.

[Cal.]

Umm who put me on a team with that slut Mingianna???!!!!

I'm still not over our dramatic fight which airs next Thursday 8:00/9:00 central on the fourth season of 'Tiara On Top'

Deal with it sluthttp://38.media.tumblr.com/46084d99fcf9de9f169ea8e3911ebe6c/tumblr_n6eeqeuw1L1r72dfyo3_r1_250.gif

[Jamie89]

Why do I have 'who let the dogs out' in my head :think:
*looks around the room*
Oh...

[Jamie89]

I evicted Livia and nothing really apart from the girls all hiariously tearing each other to bits with insult after insult. I am going to have a difficult choice.

How are you today handsome? :kiss:

[Jamie89]

Team Bitch are going to drag those hoes

Quite literally

I'm feeling confident about tonight's task, since it involves the ability to read. (I swear some of Team Hoe just mash the keyboard with their fist and hope for the best.)

[Denver]

How are you today handsome? :kiss:

Stay away from my man you dirty hoe :fist:

[Morgan.]

I'm in Nicky's Top 3 :love:

[Jamie89]

Stay away from my man you dirty hoe :fist:

How dare you! I am NOT dirty!

I'm in Nicky's Top 3 :love:

It's lucky for you the viewers don't have smell-o-vision :)

[kirklancaster]

How are you today handsome? :kiss:

I'm fit and well and bursting to go my lovely. Thank you for the kiss. I must say that I am really enjoying all the intelligent and mature repartee which you dignified ladies are having with each other. :laugh:

[Denver]

I'm in Nicky's Top 3 :love:

I don't know why I'm so low down on his list ahha

[Margarine.]

I'm in Nicky's Top 3 :love:

Shame you're not in Kirk's

[Will.]

This chick is currently on a East Cosst VIRGIN train, first class of course, heading back for tonight's show.

Picture incoming.

Richard Branson has blocked the upload image website so have to wait till around 7 my dears for the photo.

[Cal.]

How long does Kirk plan on keeping the rest of these sluts around?http://38.media.tumblr.com/46084d99fcf9de9f169ea8e3911ebe6c/tumblr_n6eeqeuw1L1r72dfyo3_r1_250.gif

[Nicky91]

I don't know why I'm so low down on his list ahha

you're in my top 3, so also one of my favourites next Amy Jade and ProfessorSmooth

[kirklancaster]

Shame you're not in Kirk's

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[kirklancaster]

How long does Kirk plan on keeping the rest of these sluts around?http://38.media.tumblr.com/46084d99fcf9de9f169ea8e3911ebe6c/tumblr_n6eeqeuw1L1r72dfyo3_r1_250.gif

Ahh. I am the Batchelor, but Will is the House Master and makes all the decisions except those concerning eviction and eventual winner. .

Not really hun - I'm just a lecherous bastard who wants as much pussy around me as possible. :hehe:

[Jamie89]

I'm fit and well and bursting to go my lovely. Thank you for the kiss. I must say that I am really enjoying all the intelligent and mature repartee which you dignified ladies are having with each other. :laugh:

I'm glad you're bursting ;) I have a feeling this will be me after our first date together:
http://i.imgur.com/wN6HJAZ.gif

[Denver]

How's Y'all hoes evenings going

[Dollface]

hey gals

http://www.netanimations.net/Mans-teeth-fall-out.gif

[Morgan.]

Fine thanks!

[Morgan.]

Hi, just wondering how long the task will be tonight, gotta do something at 8:30 ish!

[Margarine.]

Hi, just wondering how long the task will be tonight, gotta do something at 8:30 ish!

Only a disloyal ***** would arrange to meet their client during Kirk's valuable time

[Jamie89]

How's Y'all hoes evenings going

Spent most of it ped egg-ing my feet tbh, hows yours?

[Dollface]

will can i change my ingame name to katarina please i'm really not feeling dollie it sux

[Denver]

Spent most of it ped egg-ing my feet tbh, hows yours?

Very good thanks me and Kirk has a great evening

[Will.]

Tonight's task is rather long. :)

[Jamie89]

Very good thanks me and Kirk has a great evening

Aww, how sweet of him to have you believe that he had a nice time with you. He really is a kind man :love:

[Morgan.]

Only a disloyal ***** would arrange to meet their client during Kirk's valuable time

I've just cancelled, you'll be glad to know! I can now be active for the whole task! Does the loser get eliminated or not?

[Will.]

will can i change my ingame name to katarina please i'm really not feeling dollie it sux

Yes of course. :)

[Johnnyuk123]

Hey Kirky,
How did you enjoy the motorboat ride with me earlier in the toilets?
http://rs111.pbsrc.com/albums/n136/dcushley/WoW/motorboating-girls.gif~c200

[Morgan.]

Have a feeling the mole will sabotage tonight's task in some behind the scenes way.

[Denver]

Aww, how sweet of him to have you believe that he had a nice time with you. He really is a kind man :love:

Shut up you jealous stinking French slut and if you come near my man again you will regret it GET IT GOT GOOD :fist:

[Johnnyuk123]

Have a feeling the mole will sabotage tonight's task in some behind the scenes way.

That trollop Jamie is the mole 100%
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgcbz8edGX1qgvu4wo1_500.gif

[Dollface]

That trollop Jamie is the mole 100%
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgcbz8edGX1qgvu4wo1_500.gif

omg i watched that the other day :laugh2: one of my fav films since i was little

[Will.]

Would all contestant please head to the game thread.

[SuperV]

Good morning guys, I made it!

[Jamie89]

Shut up you jealous stinking French slut and if you come near my man again you will regret it GET IT GOT GOOD :fist:

That trollop Jamie is the mole 100%
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgcbz8edGX1qgvu4wo1_500.gif

I feel so sorry for my haters. Having to look at me, and then look in the mirror. I can only imagine the kind of inner turmoil... :hug:

[Will.]

I need a drink...

[Jamie89]

I need a drink...


:joker:

[Morgan.]

Did anyone miss the task?

[Will.]

Me and the crew after tonights show:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-sLKZ124eaC4/VcRUnRaXgFI/AAAAAAAAfDs/3QfmnqJBDN4/s1600/CLwc4YMWUAA7S-k.png-large.png

[Jamie89]

http://49.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liwpodWqnM1qzqvm2o1_400.gif