Movie Couples vs Real Life Couples

[Josy]

http://i63.tinypic.com/amp27q.jpg

[Josy]

I just found this funny.

I actually wake every morning get myself organised then wake OH up and make him tea/coffee and our breakfast.

[Ammi]

..:laugh:...I was just trying to think of one to post as well, it's not a good one but this, I guess....

..how your romantic movie spaghetti dinner out would go/together sharing one string of spaghetti until your lips touch in a kiss...


http://boston.grubstreet.com/romantic-dinner.jpg


...but the reality of that romantic spaghetti dinner...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Vjaposvk3eY/TleyzOs8ATI/AAAAAAAAB4M/B-ePglN3_5w/s1600/man-eating-spaghetti-001.jpg

[Josy]

:laugh:

[Niamh.]

So this person is wearing the same socks as the day before? ew

[Crimson Dynamo]

movie sex where they finish bonking and then lie back facing the ceiling and and yap


real sex they finish bonlking and then use the girls pants as a means of mopping up the flouid leaking from her fanny as he wipes his knob on a sock


:yuk:



also


movie kiss when they wake up

real kiss strictly after teeth are brushed

[Cherie]

movie sex where they finish bonking and then lie back facing the ceiling and and yap


real sex they finish bonlking and then use the girls pants as a means of mopping up the flouid leaking from her fanny as he wipes his knob on a sock


:yuk:



also


movie kiss when they wake up

real kiss strictly after teeth are brushed

You make it sound so appealing :laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

You make it sound do appealing :laugh:

its a revolting business and should not be allowed:nono:

[Josy]

movie sex where they finish bonking and then lie back facing the ceiling and and yap


real sex they finish bonlking and then use the girls pants as a means of mopping up the flouid leaking from her fanny as he wipes his knob on a sock


:yuk:



also


movie kiss when they wake up

real kiss strictly after teeth are brushed
Two words for you

Penis beaker

[Nicky91]

please take a look at my quiz


http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=298093

[Crimson Dynamo]

Two words for you

Penis beaker

http://blog.tshirtstudio.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/PreviewYouDesign-2-300x300.jpg

[Josy]

please take a look at my quiz


http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=298093
Stop spamming this stuff everywhere

[Vicky.]

movie sex where they finish bonking and then lie back facing the ceiling and and yap


real sex they finish bonlking and then use the girls pants as a means of mopping up the flouid leaking from her fanny as he wipes his knob on a sock


:yuk:



also


movie kiss when they wake up

real kiss strictly after teeth are brushed

This is enough to make anyone celibate to be quite honest

LT doing his part in the fight against pregnancy :D

[Nicky91]

Stop spamming this stuff everywhere

alright, i'll stop


just a suggestion, mate

[smudgie]

http://i63.tinypic.com/amp27q.jpg

Sometimes I think my life is a film set, I get the coffee and breakfast made if hubby has not gone to work.

[Cherie]

Sometimes I think my life is a film set, I get the coffee and breakfast made if hubby has not gone to work.

No searching for socks in Smudgies boudouir

[Niamh.]

Two words for you

Penis beaker

:laugh2:

[Crimson Dynamo]

do any women on here when sitting up in bed and being naked hold the quilt up to shield your boobs?

[Jake.]

You're one of those annoying people who share photos like this on facebook arent you

[Josy]

You're one of those annoying people who share photos like this on facebook arent you

No I'm ****ing not

[Cherie]

do any women on here when sitting up in bed and being naked hold the quilt up to shield your boobs?

Only if there is a stranger in the room

[smudgie]

do any women on here when sitting up in bed and being naked hold the quilt up to shield your boobs?

Hell no, my two best assets

[Crimson Dynamo]

Only if there is a stranger in the room

:nono: filth