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Old 18-02-2016, 07:48 AM #1
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I just found this funny.

I actually wake every morning get myself organised then wake OH up and make him tea/coffee and our breakfast.

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.....I was just trying to think of one to post as well, it's not a good one but this, I guess....

..how your romantic movie spaghetti dinner out would go/together sharing one string of spaghetti until your lips touch in a kiss...





...but the reality of that romantic spaghetti dinner...

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So this person is wearing the same socks as the day before? ew
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movie sex where they finish bonking and then lie back facing the ceiling and and yap


real sex they finish bonlking and then use the girls pants as a means of mopping up the flouid leaking from her fanny as he wipes his knob on a sock






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movie kiss when they wake up

real kiss strictly after teeth are brushed
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movie sex where they finish bonking and then lie back facing the ceiling and and yap


real sex they finish bonlking and then use the girls pants as a means of mopping up the flouid leaking from her fanny as he wipes his knob on a sock






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movie kiss when they wake up

real kiss strictly after teeth are brushed
You make it sound so appealing

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You make it sound do appealing
its a revolting business and should not be allowed
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movie sex where they finish bonking and then lie back facing the ceiling and and yap


real sex they finish bonlking and then use the girls pants as a means of mopping up the flouid leaking from her fanny as he wipes his knob on a sock






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real kiss strictly after teeth are brushed
Two words for you

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movie sex where they finish bonking and then lie back facing the ceiling and and yap


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real kiss strictly after teeth are brushed
This is enough to make anyone celibate to be quite honest

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Sometimes I think my life is a film set, I get the coffee and breakfast made if hubby has not gone to work.
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do any women on here when sitting up in bed and being naked hold the quilt up to shield your boobs?
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You're one of those annoying people who share photos like this on facebook arent you
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Only if there is a stranger in the room
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